This thread continues the roleplaying campaign previously continued in
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.htmlOur players - one of whom is still munching on some random guy's face - nears the once-distant port city, without the faintest idea what to expect.
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>>3162Don't thank me, you can thank the good citizens of (what nation is Trumpaladin from exactly?). It is they, not I, who have paid for this assistance to the great merchant people.
>>3163Sensing that it is not quite the proper time for this, Trump mentions over to the merchant "Excuse men, can I get the sheath for Vandereim?" takes, the sheath, and tries to sheath Vandereim until the time is right
>>3160"Very nice by the way, but I'm afraid not quite of the quality we prefer at the Belligerent Gnome. Have you tried Previously Owned?"
>>3167>Trumpire"Wait! No! You, aw ye pansy," V laments. "You haven't heard the last of me wench!"
>>3166"They wouldn't even let me see 'em! They told me I had to pay to walk in the damn door!"
>>3165I'm not sure which one is Cain's demon-slaying one (though there is a demon-slaying one) is, but sure.
>>3168"No, but I might try it out. It's nice to know who last used a tool..." Tracy say nonchalantly, as she gathers up all the knives in the store and places them into her little sack.
The assistant walks up to the shopkeep and whispers in his ear. He whispers back, they start slap-fighting each-other, and the shopkeep turns back to face you.
"With all that, I simply need a guarantee of payment and our transactions are concluded." ^_^
Trump notices the shopkeep cast the assistant a sidelong glance.
>>3171>leans toward TrumpCan i turn them into silver?
The assistant proclaims. "Due to the immense load of,... business you have brought our fine shop, I have been assured that your lodging and food are gratis at the Sticky Wicket. Their able staff will be waiting to serve you free of charge, whenever you should desire to patronize their establishment."
>>3169"Don't you worry, your time *will* come," Trump says to Vandereim as he sheaths him
>>3171Trump tenders a check with special insignia to the merchant. "This is basically a treasury bond. Credit of the highest order. All the banks in the world will fail, and the sun will fail to rise, before the government skips out on an interest payment. But I'm sure your fine people already know that from decades' experience"
>>3174Thankfully that is unnecessary
>>3175Huzzah! To the Sticky Wicket!
>>3177The merchant doesn't recognize the markings of the document, but given that Trump coughed up 10000 shekels (thats enough to buy a Keep BTW) he's not parsing hairs. He smacks his assistant and directs him to direct the party.
>>3177"Its not ME time that's a comin' lad! That one's not ta be trusted! Say the word, and we can reign not-hell down upon 'er!"
So the assistant leads the way to the Sticky Wicket, a 2-story Inn, bar, and grill situated conveniently in a convenient place. Its convenient.
At the door you are greeted by a large-nosed fellow.
"Good afternoon!" says the door-man as you (?) make your way inside.
>>3178>Trump whispers to Vandereim - "Oh I know. That's why I bought you">>3178*Trump is disturbed by the possibility the credit was not recognized*
Meanwhile, Yak Lee and Infernius are still drooling on themselves.
>>3180Its multi-dimensionality, don't read into it.
>>3179>I leave the group to go get my book I ordered
>>3179Trump is reassured by the appearance of the man, who looks similar to many fine individuals Trumpaladin worked with in his former life
The Sticky Wicket offers an ample buffet of deluxe-priced foods, as well as a bar and grill for more specialty entrees. There's a fireplace, a winding staircase (leading to the rooms) and seating pretty much wherever you could want to sit.
Thez says "Now we're talking," and wanders to the bar.
Another jew (oh lets not kid ourselves) wanders over and asks "Do you have any baggage you need assistance with? Your reservation was called ahead."
>>3183The book was agreed to be delivered.
>>3185"Oh, no thank you. I only have a few items on me"
>>3186Oh, i thought I was going to pick it up
>>3185"No baggage for me
Torcuil runs to the buffet, stuffing a plate
>>3187"Very well sir. Here is your key (no 33), second hall on the left, upstairs. Would you like something prepared for you, perhaps there's a dish you'd like prepared?"
>>3188I stand corrected, that WAS the arrangement. You venture off to the booth, but find it unoccupied for the moment, with a "Will Return" sign.
Thez walks back with a frustrated look on her face. "10 shekels for a drink? What kinda operation is this?!" she crosses her arms impatiently. "Ya'll are lucky I'm lawful,...."
>>3190Trump takes the key,
"Great! I'll take a Taco bowl as an appetizer, an angus steak - well done - and for desert I'll have a chocolate cream pie with not one, but two scoops of vanilla ice cream"
>>3192"Ready in 10min sir! DO you take Ketchup?"
>>3192>>3193Kek
>>3190Eh, I go back and eat
>>3192"I'll have what he's having! Make that rare though."
So basically, the stage is set for everyone to settle in. Torcuil has a pair of staves, one the worn oaken one and the other a weathered-green copper shaft (transmutation). Trump has an ever-talkative bastard (sword) on his back, and Tracy has sooooooo many new knives,.... <3
The food is decent quality, Trump's steak being suitably well-done per his taste, while Tracy's steak is so rare its bluish (the best way to eat a steak FYI). Torcuil fills up on Argentine Joint, potatoes and greens, when the cook appeared from behind the scenes,... sorry, and proffers cakes, pies and pastries. Thez finds herself a vacant spot on one of the couches surrounding the fireplace, and sits in irritated contemplation.
SO not done yet, if that's what ur thinking, unless u have-to go
Except for Lee and Inf, who have collapsed, but are still drooling
>>3196>doesn't know wtf it even is>no sense of taste anyway"I'll take that too."
>>3198Past midnight for me. Like usual...
>>3200I suspected. Shall we wind then?
>>3200same and I want sleep, so see yall laterTorcuil finds his way to his room and retires for the night
>>3195>>3200Aren't you like a pony though? Should you be eating steak at all?>>3202After the meal, Trumpaladin enters the room pr rooms, and is careful to check all possible entrances and exits, and whether the group is split apart across several rooms
>>3203>Questioning what Tracy Cage is eating
Alright! <session-terminating cinematic incoming>
As the evening progresses, the various pirates, er sailors, make their way to their rooms (being on strict schedules of rape and murder). Torcuil retires first, followed by Trump, and then (presumably) Tracy, while Thez contemplates from the fireplace.
Stillness permeates through the building, nothing untoward occurring or registering from inside the party's spacious (you got a good room) accommodations. Everything seems peaceful and calm,... until suddenly one of those big-nosed fellows (though now his face has fur and big whiskers) punches through the floor. The fellow is clearly incapacitated, but also clearly bestial. From below you can hear Thez chastize herself: "I knew it. I FUCKING knew it! Come on then motherfuckers! Let's get MeSsY!!"
>>3206>punches through the floorJust his face mind you.
From inside the room, the presence of several stomping feet can be detected from the lower floor, and an increase in ambient speech suggests that several people have decided to enter the Inn for 'an unknown reason' and are engaged in a heated exchange. Some thumping and shuddering can be felt through the building, and a feeling of uneasiness slowly creeps over the party. Except for Lee and Infernius that is.
[1d20 = 11]>>3203>*door creaks ever so softly*
>>3208ROFLMAO
Nice. We'll leave it at that. ^_^
Afterthoughts:
>>3203You're surprised that Tracy Cage is eating meat? Also, Vandereim proceeds to proclaim that whatever is going on downstairs is clearly a result of you not killing that wench.
>>3202>gave money to a JewGood luck with that. No spoilers but,....
>>3209I see. It's the same as happens in "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" by H.P. Lovecraft. Thankfully, Trumpaladin has prepared for precisely this situation. Since I was kind of expecting it. But not furry jews. That was a total surprise. See
>>3203commence blatant plagiarism the plot of that bookTrumpaladin kicks the rat-jew-whatever back down in its hole and alerts his party (which apparently is in the same room as him), and goes through the door between rooms into the vacant room adjacent, but not before barricading the door to the main room. There, he barricades both doors while looking for a way from the second or third or so floor to ground level. After climbing down to the ground level, Trumpaladin goes through the less well lit and silent alleys to the edge of town, and hides in the river bed under a bridge
Okay, I don't know how much of that my character can do, but that's more or less what I would have him do outside of cinematic mode
>>3212>>tfw when you wake up just as the game ends
>>3214You find yourself in the field you last spoke to the party in. There is a Yak here. You seem to have zoned out for a while. Its night time. In the distance (from the city) you hear a commotion.
>>3214I don't mind, you can work your way into the city if you'd like, but I'll avoid it getting to hairy until next time.
>>3215As i recover from the weed i smoked i charge towards the commotion.
>>3213>tfw I'm plagiarizing HP Lovecraft and I haven't even read himIt happens. As for Trump,... we'll say that he gets to the adjacent room and barricades both doors. We'll work on the rest in due course.
>>3217With a mighty cry of "REEEEEEEEEE", Infernius charges toward the town, his mighty sword in hand, wondering WTF happened while he was stoned. As you enter the city, most of the buildings are closed and darkened, but there are a couple buildings still light, one in particular surrounded by individuals with characteristically large noses.
Cinematics aside, if you guys want to modify the schedule (earlier? later? time-travel?) so to be more accommodating, I'm open to input.
[1d20 = 13]>>3219I perception to see if they are jews
>>3222Don't get me started. Thez could have had her way with you, but she was still pissed about Barry. Speaking of which, I forgot to kill him again.
>>3223There's not a small-nose to be seen.
>>3224I walk over to them, giant swastika on my chest clearly visible.
>>3225As you approach, the trailing one turns and looks at you. "Oy vey!" he exclaims, which alerts another couple, who then turn and "Oy vey!", leading to a cascading domino-effect of "Oy vey!, Oy Vey!, Oy vey!" that travels through the group. There's about 30 that you can see in front of you, as well as more inside the building.
Combat from here on, so probably better to stop
>Like a fucking bull in a china shop
>>3228Sorry about that. Don't worry though, as soon as next session starts, its gonna be killing.
>>3229Ah no worries, its my fault for sleeping so long.
[1d20 = 5]
>Denziens of a mysterious town invite an outsider to, among other things, stay at an inn on a second-or-higher floor. That, night, the entire town masses to try and capture and kill the outsider. In fact, pretty much the entire town is amassed there to the degree that the rest of the town is more or less dead. In fact, I'm betting the furry jews will call forth masses of reinforcements from the sea
>Exactly as happen's in Lovecraft's "The Shadow over Innsmouth
>Exactly as I was expecting would happen
Trumpaladin, I'm guessing now barricaded in the second room with Tourcil and maybe Tracy, says "I knew that cashier's unfamiliarity with the insignia was a red flag. Check must have bounced. And hush Vandereim, I don't trust that snake down stairs, but not everything is her fault."
Trump looks out the window and checks for any way to get from the room to the street at ground level. Roll for detection
>>3231Damn, I had no idea. Its not quite as bad as you describe, but you don't know that yet. As for the rats (were-rats, simplicity FYI),... well Trump doesn't know but Infernius can see no less than 30 of 'em. Also, friendly GM reminder that these were-rats are sentient and will not walk into extended weapons in the same sense that zombies will.
>>3232Yep, unless we notice a present quorum through the week.
[1d20 = 10]>>3233In the book, the protagonist is alone, is a college student, and has at most a revolver. He's also outnumbered with the entire town against him *and* 5 times that number coming in from the ocean. So he has to escape by stealth. In this case, Trumpaladin is well armed and has probably two well armed companions with him, but he doesn't want to engage the were-rats. Partly because he thinks they are after him for a bounced check, so they are sort of in the moral right (Remember that his background is not what you would call "red pilled"; he does not mistrust jews or jewishness); partly because he doesn't want to piss off the were-rats too much (they can burn down the inn with him in it); and partly because he is extremely outnumbered, with possibly the entire town against him, and who knows what or who is docking in the harbor. So Trump seeks to exit by stealth, and spook the were-rats with Varmereim's taunts if they break through the door
>>3235Yea thats the opposite of my plan
>>3236You're not trapped in a small room in a flammable building completely surrounded by were-rats who took your personal information down earlier. Also, your character is an anti-semite
>>3237Infernuis come and find friends, even if he have to kill everyone in town.
Something to be aware of with regard to combat. While individual scores are the rule, in cases of joined combat/maneuvers, combines scores can apply. For example, let's say Infernius had a 30 strength (he doesn't, just saying). This would make it so he can pretty much minotaur-handle any shmoe with a 10 strength unless he rolled a 1 (str check is score +1d20 vs. opponent). Having said, if 3 10-str shmoes worked together to man-handle him, they would collectively have a score of 30, on par with his. Similar bonuses can apply with regard to flanking and other coordinated efforts. Additionally, if a character is rendered 'helpless' (unconscious, bound, held {magic or physically restrained} or otherwise made unable to resist or defend against an attack, they can be automatically 'coup de grace'd by an opponent as a standard action (avoiding attack roll cuz helpless). So for example, while Trump could have essentially waded into zombies cuz they're idiots and he's in plate, if he waded into were-rats (arbitrary example) he's probably get ripped apart. ^_^
Also, this fight is going to lean a bit more on maps, positioning, range, and combat sequence.
G'night!
So who is gonna be on tonight?
or am I a faggot with no life?
>>3240Infernuis have nothing going on today.
>>3240But I had things I wanted to do...
>>3244Take care of what you need to do in meatspace, ~Flaaashy. I will make sure your avatar is well guarded and taken care of.
I'm not set on anything at this point,... but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't be available. In the meantime,... this is just one of the maps I should have had available,... yesterday.
Blue is windows, maroon is furniture (tables, chairs, stools, and couches), and purple is the secured party area.
>>3246Can Infernuis get a map of where he is?
>>3247Grey = (((them))) but not to scale
>>3249Dank map. Also can i multi class into a witcher at some point?
>>3250>wants to add an entire vidya brand to the game mechanics>is already a MLP Minotaur, cleric, with a greatsword, for Adolph Hitlere_e I'll look into it, but I promise nothing
>3251
While we're adding video games, can I be a space marine?
>>3251Theres a class for it in 3.5 and 5th
>>3254IK, it used to be called Spelljammer.
>sigh>>3252I'll say this; IF certain resources which are/will-be available to the party are successfully utilized, WHICH is reasonably possible, THEN Trump MAY get the opportunity to cross-class as a space marine.
As for 'Witcher', I've never played so I don't even know what kinda properties a witcher has. Curiously, the space marine (getting ur ass to space aside) is the easier to incorporate.
>>3255Would a jedi be easier?
>>3257So let me clarify: are you asking to already HAVE levels in jedi/W? OR are you asking to be able to GAIN levels in jedi/W?
>>3258>>3257>involving Jedis
>>3261Posting from a phone
>>3262Jedi and space marines go hand in hand
>>3263i think you are thinking of the wrong soldiers, Anon
>>3260Well, in D&D jedi powers are called psionics, so its not much of a stretch.
>>3264TR-8R was the best character in that entire movie.
>>3269i thought the emo sith guy was pretty gud
>>3271Felt kind of lame to me desu. Seemed like just an edgy, emotional faggot who always got bullied, so he shot-up the school.
>>3272yea but i feel that hes got potential for the next 2 movies.
>>3273I might give it a chance. Would've liked to see a villain with real ambition though, not just an edgy wannabe Darth Vader.
>>3274im sure they will flesh out his character some more.
>>3274>>3273im not much into SCI FI or Star wars for that matter, but if this franchise is going as badly down the drain as the rest of the post 2000 media, you are in for some terrible shit. Studios these days dont produces quality, they dickride on their name. It was made by people who were not genuine artists, but fans of the product who wanted to film their own bad fanfiction or were hired with current year contracting practices. Either way, people will still pay for it because star wars, but this is also why it is going to shit. The brand name has become an anchor and is dragging the thing to the bottom of the quality sea.
>>3276A trillion times this.
>>3276we need to gas most of the directors in (((hollywood)))
>mfw this is now a Star Wars thread
Come on, I can't even leave for a couple hours to redpill someone? Sheesh.
>>3280"He's just butthurt cuz he hasn't seen any of the new SW yet and can't comment," Thez jibes.
>>3281they're very meh,rouge one is worse than the prequels tbh
>>3282The only real good part was
the part before everybody died.
>>3281so are we gonna play or no?
>>3285ROLE CALL
>lets find out
>>3286*steps out of the shadows*
summoning
Trump
Meme Man
YakLee
>>3285Here!
>Weirdly enough I was summoned by the report queue
>>3246>>3249Okay, so looking at the map layouts, it looks like it might, just might, be possible to go through the second door and into the room closest to the stairwell. Once in that room, exit through the door and onto the main stairwell, then down one floor onto the second floor balcony. Then jump the one floor down to the ground on the opposite side of the building as most of the were rats are located. Inferius will probably inadvertently serve as a distraction to help facilitate this
>>3290I'm sure I had nothing to do with it....
>>3293i scream *im an anti-semite look at me* and then run off into the woods
>>3293I won't say no, but I should point out that the image on the right is a sideprofile and not an overhead (I should have notated). So, your plan could work, except that there are only 2 floors. Other then that though, yes.
>>3241>>3243I would be offended but what the hell, who cares
>>3244Too bad
>>3260BUT MY SCI FI STORY
>>3292Ayyyy
>>3293Mob status?
>>3296Oh I see. In that case, it would be easy enough for all of the characters to escape out of the room they are currently in through the window onto the street only one floor down, probably with the help of curtains or bed-sheets or some sort of rope.
Also, Yak man is here
>>3292
Well shit, that's everyone.
>cracks knuckles
>>3297We can see from the diagram that the mob is located in large measure outside the main entrance to the building, which is on the other side from where the windows would have us exit. I also believe there are some immediately outside of our doors, although it's possible we have a clean shot down to the first level, but we couldn't get out that way without going through the main door were the mob is, and they *could* be in the hallway, so I'd rather go out the window. Thez is in the first floor, and Inferius is coming on the other side of the mob, so I think we'll have enough distractions to make a clean get away out the window
>>3297Good question. Other than the face that just punched through the floor, the mob status is not seen except the outside edge by Infernius. The 'main' room door (for the party's "declared" room) starts banging, though Trump (aptly) secured the first AND second room. You can tell it is a 'decent' sized group.
[1d20 = 19]>>3302>>3303Alright, well I'm going with the "Shadow over Innsmouth" option. Roll to looks for any items that could be of use in exiting from the window to the first floor. Also, look out the window to see if there is danger.
[1d20 = 19]>>3304Damn nice role
I roll to turn try turning a Jew into, ironically enough, gold
just to see if it works
>>3301Wat
>>3304So, you're entering the third room (closest the stairs) and proceeding to the window, yes?
[1d20 = 16]>>3303see
>>3295
>>3307I caught that, I'm just making sure what is going to immediately happen when unpaused
>>3306No, there is a window on the room he is in. We are exiting through it
>>3308just making sure you saw
[1d20 = 18]
>tfw you fall asleep during combat
*wakes up; unsheaves knives*
roll for detection
>>3311Calm down, we're locked in a room together
>>3312You might not have wanted to phrase it like that,....
There is no window in any of the rooms currently occupied, the windows are on the sides of the hallway.
>>3311You detect commotion. Double digits downstairs, double digits upstairs, even more outside.
Oh, b is bathroom. I forgot to mention
[1d20 = 15]
Alone in a field.
>>3292Now then, Yak Lee. You, unfortunately, awaken from being passed out in a field. The same field that sits just outside the city where all the commotion is occurring. You (more than anyone) are free to decide what to do. However, its night time and the only thing lit up at the moment is the city, and that's clearly the center of activity, so,....
>>3313>phrase it like thatNOPE IM NOT GETTING ON THE RAPE TRAIN
So hows the gold jew going?
[1d20 = 11]>>3313>>3318I see. We go through the door between rooms to the first room, then exit out of that door into the hallway,and then through the window from the second floor onto the ground level. Before this is done, it may be helpful to
1. make a rope of bed sheets to help get down to the ground
2. pick up a table and use it to battle through rats, break the window, and anchor the bedsheet rope, and
3. have tourcil cast a spell stunning rats in the hallway
Roll for whatever needs rolling
Also, is killing were-rats going to have consequences? Ideally I'd like the party to get out out killing no one
>>3318>implying we're not already on it
[1d20 = 20]>>3317I stealth towards the town.
>>3318Gold jew? U mean the booth guy?
>>3319>no killingwew! Pic related is what you see on opening the door.
>>3321And Yak Lee becomes the wind and spirits toward the city.
[1d20 = 18]>>3321>perfect roll*stealth after him*
>>3322My character is under the assumption these are reasonably normal town folk who are pissed off that he and his party defrauded them out of lots of money, so it makes sense from his point of view
>>3323You're trapped in the room with my character in the inn, not outside towm
>>3318If you can turn jews into gold then we can buy a ship at the harbor
>>3325Gotcha. Still, there's lots, and some of them draw rapiers.
>>3326I assume she means follow you, which that is a great die roll for.
>>3322No no no
Turning a jew INTO gold
>>3318adolf likes this plan
>>3328Regardless, if they stay and fight, that gives the were-rats time to bring in reinforcements. And this is a town literally based on being a port of call for people whose job it is to kill people for money. They were able to summon ancient weapons of extreme power very easily. It's best not to be bogged down in a confrontation
And the quads go to,....
>>3333>>3310Alright, you scream "I'm an anti-semite!" and then run away, and though you don't know it, almost run into Yak Lee who is sneaking in the opposite direction. Yak Lee watches the were-rats dismiss the minotaur and refocus on the building.
[1d20 = 6]>>3332Alright, proceed to the third room and collect a table or some item, along with a bedsheet
>>3330If you want to test on a rat, test on that rat closest to the window when we exit into the hallway
>>3336K, you have a bedsheet and a table. There is now pounding and attempting on both barricaded doors.
>>3335have i noticed they arent following me?
>>3338Yes. No offense, but you just showed up (from their perspective, you've been outside the whole time; they don't know you're even associated with the party) as far as the town is concerned. Also, they don't call them 'semites' or 'anti semites' here, so from their perspective you just yelled "Purple Monkey Dishwasher!" and then ran off with a big sword.
[1d20 = 16]>>3339ok i charge them then
[1d20 = 9]>>3337Well, we should now be in the third room, the room closest to the window
Charging out the doorway, towards the window, and beating the nearest rats with the table trying to get to the window. Tourcil and Tracy should follow
>>3341Returning to the fray. Also Yak at bottom
>>3341Okay, I rolled a 19 for my gold thing
Can I just turn a couple of rats into gold then
[1d20 = 6]>>3342I sneak through the bazaar. Is that a door by the kichen?
[1d20 = 16]>>3343Break the window with the table, and tie the bed-sheet to the table. I'm guessing Tourcil should go first since he's the least apt in Melee against the rats right there in the hallway that are not gold
>>3341>using the table and not the ridiculous bastard he just spent a mint onThe rat nearest the window is easily able to avoid such an unwieldy weapon as a frikkin table. e_O
>>3344And here I thought I could get away with not detailing the kitchen. Yes, there is a door in the back of the kitchen.
[1d20 = 11]>>3346I run (quietly?) To the kitchen door.
[1d20 = 2]>>3346>using Vandereim on the ratsBut that kills people
Use the table on the window beat him with the shield
[1d20 = 7]>>3346Also he should be Gold right now
>>3345>wasting my 19Whatever, I slide down the bed-sheet, prepairing my staff for combat
*triple wielding*
"I'll stab them! Should I stab them?!"
>>3349Wait, whose gold?
I am confused on whats going on
>>3347K, done. You're on the south end of the kitchen corner
>>3350Wat 19? Oh wait, I found it. Okay, pic.
>>3351You would(will) stab them, but Torc just turned 3 of 'em into gold.
>>3350>The rats near the window are supposed to be goldIn any event, Trumpaladin puts his weapons on his belt, puts his shield on his back, grabs his pony, and jumps down on the bed sheet
>>3351*grabs pony and jumps out the window*
>>3352Which ever rats you cast the spell on. There are about three rats super close to the window that would be in the way in an attempted break through
Tracy is still sneaky, but the ones on the right are moving closer. Also Torc is in brown can't... do... plaid but he's in the hallway too (in order to transmute).
[1d20 = 20]>>3353Push the one in front of Trump to the ground, break the window, tie down the bedsheet to the table, and get out the window
>>3353I walk in the kitchen.
>>3355Tracy stabs Torcuil. Kidding.
>>3357Push, completely successful. You want him to go out the window? Cuz you rolled a 20. Fuck it. He goes out the window, and the window is broken open (its not something you could open anyhow).
>>3358There's a fellow saying "Bork Bork Bork", and various sounds of cooking, but the commotion hasn't made its way here yet.
>>3359>chandelierQUICK
Whats under the chandelier?
[1d20 = 1]
So! Infernius is rushing back at the mob. They wouldn't expect the minotaur to come back (they don't know why he came and left) so he gets an attack of opportunity,... with a greatsword,... against an unsuspecting foe.
[1d20 = 18]>>3359Alright, now the bedsheets are tied to the table, and the party leaves out the window in the order Tourcil, Trump, Tracy
>>3360*like, hey guys how do i get to lobby* i ask to the chefs.
>>3361Look at
>>3246. It's the table in the front lobby
[1d20 = 14]>>3362so is that 1 bad? or good?
i slash the rat closest to me.
>>3364"Hurrgen furrgen?"
>>3363I'll accept it, except that the rats have closed in and I'm assuming Trump would get in their way before the others (since Tracy is still being sneaky)
>>3366So bad, that I'm willing to let it be a "In a charging rage you tripped and went barrelling into them, causing several including yourself to end up prone and disoriented. No one got harmed, but wtf?
>>3364The doors from the kitchen to the main area are marked, and unobstructed