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Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.2959
2965
This thread continues the roleplaying campaign previously continued in https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.html

Our players - one of whom is still munching on some random guy's face - nears the once-distant port city, without the faintest idea what to expect.
291 replies and 32 files omitted.
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3167
3169
>>3162
Don't thank me, you can thank the good citizens of (what nation is Trumpaladin from exactly?). It is they, not I, who have paid for this assistance to the great merchant people.
>>3163
Sensing that it is not quite the proper time for this, Trump mentions over to the merchant "Excuse men, can I get the sheath for Vandereim?" takes, the sheath, and tries to sheath Vandereim until the time is right
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3168
3170
>>3160
"Very nice by the way, but I'm afraid not quite of the quality we prefer at the Belligerent Gnome. Have you tried Previously Owned?"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3169
3177
>>3167
>Trumpire
"Wait! No! You, aw ye pansy," V laments. "You haven't heard the last of me wench!"
>>3166
"They wouldn't even let me see 'em! They told me I had to pay to walk in the damn door!"
>>3165
I'm not sure which one is Cain's demon-slaying one (though there is a demon-slaying one) is, but sure.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3170
>>3168
"No, but I might try it out. It's nice to know who last used a tool..." Tracy say nonchalantly, as she gathers up all the knives in the store and places them into her little sack.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3171
3174 3177
The assistant walks up to the shopkeep and whispers in his ear. He whispers back, they start slap-fighting each-other, and the shopkeep turns back to face you.
"With all that, I simply need a guarantee of payment and our transactions are concluded." ^_^
5JWzM
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No.3172
[4d20 = 18]

Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3173
Trump notices the shopkeep cast the assistant a sidelong glance.
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3174
3177
>>3171
>leans toward Trump
Can i turn them into silver?
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3175
3176 3177
The assistant proclaims. "Due to the immense load of,... business you have brought our fine shop, I have been assured that your lodging and food are gratis at the Sticky Wicket. Their able staff will be waiting to serve you free of charge, whenever you should desire to patronize their establishment."
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3176
>>3175
Okay maybe not
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3177
3178
>>3169
"Don't you worry, your time *will* come," Trump says to Vandereim as he sheaths him
>>3171
Trump tenders a check with special insignia to the merchant. "This is basically a treasury bond. Credit of the highest order. All the banks in the world will fail, and the sun will fail to rise, before the government skips out on an interest payment. But I'm sure your fine people already know that from decades' experience"
>>3174
Thankfully that is unnecessary
>>3175
Huzzah! To the Sticky Wicket!
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3178
3180
>>3177
The merchant doesn't recognize the markings of the document, but given that Trump coughed up 10000 shekels (thats enough to buy a Keep BTW) he's not parsing hairs. He smacks his assistant and directs him to direct the party.
>>3177
"Its not ME time that's a comin' lad! That one's not ta be trusted! Say the word, and we can reign not-hell down upon 'er!"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3179
3183 3184
door-man.jpg
So the assistant leads the way to the Sticky Wicket, a 2-story Inn, bar, and grill situated conveniently in a convenient place. Its convenient.
At the door you are greeted by a large-nosed fellow.
"Good afternoon!" says the door-man as you (?) make your way inside.

Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3180
3182
>>3178
>Trump whispers to Vandereim - "Oh I know. That's why I bought you"
>>3178
*Trump is disturbed by the possibility the credit was not recognized*
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3181
Meanwhile, Yak Lee and Infernius are still drooling on themselves.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3182
>>3180
Its multi-dimensionality, don't read into it.
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3183
3186
>>3179
>I leave the group to go get my book I ordered
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3184
>>3179
Trump is reassured by the appearance of the man, who looks similar to many fine individuals Trumpaladin worked with in his former life
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3185
3187 3188
The Sticky Wicket offers an ample buffet of deluxe-priced foods, as well as a bar and grill for more specialty entrees. There's a fireplace, a winding staircase (leading to the rooms) and seating pretty much wherever you could want to sit.
Thez says "Now we're talking," and wanders to the bar.
Another jew (oh lets not kid ourselves) wanders over and asks "Do you have any baggage you need assistance with? Your reservation was called ahead."
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3186
3188
>>3183
The book was agreed to be delivered.
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3187
3189
>>3185
"Oh, no thank you. I only have a few items on me"
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3188
3190
>>3186
Oh, i thought I was going to pick it up
>>3185
"No baggage for me
Torcuil runs to the buffet, stuffing a plate
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3189
>>3187
"Very well sir. Here is your key (no 33), second hall on the left, upstairs. Would you like something prepared for you, perhaps there's a dish you'd like prepared?"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3190
3192 3194
>>3188
I stand corrected, that WAS the arrangement. You venture off to the booth, but find it unoccupied for the moment, with a "Will Return" sign.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3191
Thez walks back with a frustrated look on her face. "10 shekels for a drink? What kinda operation is this?!" she crosses her arms impatiently. "Ya'll are lucky I'm lawful,...."
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3192
3193 3194 3195
>>3190
Trump takes the key,
"Great! I'll take a Taco bowl as an appetizer, an angus steak - well done - and for desert I'll have a chocolate cream pie with not one, but two scoops of vanilla ice cream"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3193
3194 3196
>>3192
"Ready in 10min sir! DO you take Ketchup?"
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3194
>>3192
>>3193
Kek
>>3190
Eh, I go back and eat

Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3195
3203
>>3192
"I'll have what he's having! Make that rare though."
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3196
3200
>>3193
"With every steak"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3197
So basically, the stage is set for everyone to settle in. Torcuil has a pair of staves, one the worn oaken one and the other a weathered-green copper shaft (transmutation). Trump has an ever-talkative bastard (sword) on his back, and Tracy has sooooooo many new knives,.... <3
The food is decent quality, Trump's steak being suitably well-done per his taste, while Tracy's steak is so rare its bluish (the best way to eat a steak FYI). Torcuil fills up on Argentine Joint, potatoes and greens, when the cook appeared from behind the scenes,... sorry, and proffers cakes, pies and pastries. Thez finds herself a vacant spot on one of the couches surrounding the fireplace, and sits in irritated contemplation.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3198
3200
SO not done yet, if that's what ur thinking, unless u have-to go
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3199
Except for Lee and Inf, who have collapsed, but are still drooling
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3200
3201 3202 3203
>>3196
>doesn't know wtf it even is
>no sense of taste anyway
"I'll take that too."
>>3198
Past midnight for me. Like usual...
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3201
>>3200
I suspected. Shall we wind then?
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3202
3203 3212
>>3200
same and I want sleep, so see yall later
Torcuil finds his way to his room and retires for the night
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3203
3204 3210 3212 3213
>>3195
>>3200
Aren't you like a pony though? Should you be eating steak at all?
>>3202
After the meal, Trumpaladin enters the room pr rooms, and is careful to check all possible entrances and exits, and whether the group is split apart across several rooms

Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3204
>>3203
>Questioning what Tracy Cage is eating
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3205
Alright! <session-terminating cinematic incoming>
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3206
3207 3208
As the evening progresses, the various pirates, er sailors, make their way to their rooms (being on strict schedules of rape and murder). Torcuil retires first, followed by Trump, and then (presumably) Tracy, while Thez contemplates from the fireplace.
Stillness permeates through the building, nothing untoward occurring or registering from inside the party's spacious (you got a good room) accommodations. Everything seems peaceful and calm,... until suddenly one of those big-nosed fellows (though now his face has fur and big whiskers) punches through the floor. The fellow is clearly incapacitated, but also clearly bestial. From below you can hear Thez chastize herself: "I knew it. I FUCKING knew it! Come on then motherfuckers! Let's get MeSsY!!"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3207
3208
>>3206
>punches through the floor
Just his face mind you.
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3208
3211
>>3206
>>3207
Trump has this response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0d-fqTVmG4
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3209
3213
From inside the room, the presence of several stomping feet can be detected from the lower floor, and an increase in ambient speech suggests that several people have decided to enter the Inn for 'an unknown reason' and are engaged in a heated exchange. Some thumping and shuddering can be felt through the building, and a feeling of uneasiness slowly creeps over the party. Except for Lee and Infernius that is.
2puKl
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No.3210
Spoilered
[1d20 = 11]
>>3203
>*door creaks ever so softly*
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3211
>>3208
ROFLMAO
Nice. We'll leave it at that. ^_^
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3212
3214
Afterthoughts:
>>3203
You're surprised that Tracy Cage is eating meat? Also, Vandereim proceeds to proclaim that whatever is going on downstairs is clearly a result of you not killing that wench.
>>3202
>gave money to a Jew
Good luck with that. No spoilers but,....

Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3213
3218
>>3209
I see. It's the same as happens in "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" by H.P. Lovecraft. Thankfully, Trumpaladin has prepared for precisely this situation. Since I was kind of expecting it. But not furry jews. That was a total surprise. See >>3203

commence blatant plagiarism the plot of that bookTrumpaladin kicks the rat-jew-whatever back down in its hole and alerts his party (which apparently is in the same room as him), and goes through the door between rooms into the vacant room adjacent, but not before barricading the door to the main room. There, he barricades both doors while looking for a way from the second or third or so floor to ground level. After climbing down to the ground level, Trumpaladin goes through the less well lit and silent alleys to the edge of town, and hides in the river bed under a bridge
Okay, I don't know how much of that my character can do, but that's more or less what I would have him do outside of cinematic mode
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3214
3215 3216 3220
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>>3212
>>tfw when you wake up just as the game ends
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3215
3217
>>3214
You find yourself in the field you last spoke to the party in. There is a Yak here. You seem to have zoned out for a while. Its night time. In the distance (from the city) you hear a commotion.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3216
>>3214
I don't mind, you can work your way into the city if you'd like, but I'll avoid it getting to hairy until next time.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3217
3219
>>3215
As i recover from the weed i smoked i charge towards the commotion.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3218
>>3213
>tfw I'm plagiarizing HP Lovecraft and I haven't even read him
It happens. As for Trump,... we'll say that he gets to the adjacent room and barricades both doors. We'll work on the rest in due course.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3219
3223
>>3217
With a mighty cry of "REEEEEEEEEE", Infernius charges toward the town, his mighty sword in hand, wondering WTF happened while he was stoned. As you enter the city, most of the buildings are closed and darkened, but there are a couple buildings still light, one in particular surrounded by individuals with characteristically large noses.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3220
>>3214
Ouch...
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3221
Cinematics aside, if you guys want to modify the schedule (earlier? later? time-travel?) so to be more accommodating, I'm open to input.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3222
3224
Spoilered
>rape
7UVo/
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No.3223
3224
[1d20 = 13]
>>3219
I perception to see if they are jews
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3224
3225
>>3222
Don't get me started. Thez could have had her way with you, but she was still pissed about Barry. Speaking of which, I forgot to kill him again.
>>3223
There's not a small-nose to be seen.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3225
3226
>>3224
I walk over to them, giant swastika on my chest clearly visible.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3226
3228
>>3225
As you approach, the trailing one turns and looks at you. "Oy vey!" he exclaims, which alerts another couple, who then turn and "Oy vey!", leading to a cascading domino-effect of "Oy vey!, Oy Vey!, Oy vey!" that travels through the group. There's about 30 that you can see in front of you, as well as more inside the building.
Combat from here on, so probably better to stop

Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3227
>Like a fucking bull in a china shop
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3228
3229
1504565509779-4.png
>>3226
Alright
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3229
3230 3232
>>3228
Sorry about that. Don't worry though, as soon as next session starts, its gonna be killing.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3230
>>3229
Ah no worries, its my fault for sleeping so long.
YR6i1
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No.3231
3233
[1d20 = 5]
>Denziens of a mysterious town invite an outsider to, among other things, stay at an inn on a second-or-higher floor. That, night, the entire town masses to try and capture and kill the outsider. In fact, pretty much the entire town is amassed there to the degree that the rest of the town is more or less dead. In fact, I'm betting the furry jews will call forth masses of reinforcements from the sea
>Exactly as happen's in Lovecraft's "The Shadow over Innsmouth
>Exactly as I was expecting would happen
Trumpaladin, I'm guessing now barricaded in the second room with Tourcil and maybe Tracy, says "I knew that cashier's unfamiliarity with the insignia was a red flag. Check must have bounced. And hush Vandereim, I don't trust that snake down stairs, but not everything is her fault."

Trump looks out the window and checks for any way to get from the room to the street at ground level. Roll for detection
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3232
3234
>>3229
Next Saturday?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3233
3235
>>3231
Damn, I had no idea. Its not quite as bad as you describe, but you don't know that yet. As for the rats (were-rats, simplicity FYI),... well Trump doesn't know but Infernius can see no less than 30 of 'em. Also, friendly GM reminder that these were-rats are sentient and will not walk into extended weapons in the same sense that zombies will.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3234
>>3232
Yep, unless we notice a present quorum through the week.
YR6i1
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No.3235
3236
[1d20 = 10]
>>3233
In the book, the protagonist is alone, is a college student, and has at most a revolver. He's also outnumbered with the entire town against him *and* 5 times that number coming in from the ocean. So he has to escape by stealth. In this case, Trumpaladin is well armed and has probably two well armed companions with him, but he doesn't want to engage the were-rats. Partly because he thinks they are after him for a bounced check, so they are sort of in the moral right (Remember that his background is not what you would call "red pilled"; he does not mistrust jews or jewishness); partly because he doesn't want to piss off the were-rats too much (they can burn down the inn with him in it); and partly because he is extremely outnumbered, with possibly the entire town against him, and who knows what or who is docking in the harbor. So Trump seeks to exit by stealth, and spook the were-rats with Varmereim's taunts if they break through the door
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3236
3237
>>3235
Yea thats the opposite of my plan
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3237
3238
>>3236
You're not trapped in a small room in a flammable building completely surrounded by were-rats who took your personal information down earlier. Also, your character is an anti-semite
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3238
1506181676057-1.png
>>3237
Infernuis come and find friends, even if he have to kill everyone in town.
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3239
Something to be aware of with regard to combat. While individual scores are the rule, in cases of joined combat/maneuvers, combines scores can apply. For example, let's say Infernius had a 30 strength (he doesn't, just saying). This would make it so he can pretty much minotaur-handle any shmoe with a 10 strength unless he rolled a 1 (str check is score +1d20 vs. opponent). Having said, if 3 10-str shmoes worked together to man-handle him, they would collectively have a score of 30, on par with his. Similar bonuses can apply with regard to flanking and other coordinated efforts. Additionally, if a character is rendered 'helpless' (unconscious, bound, held {magic or physically restrained} or otherwise made unable to resist or defend against an attack, they can be automatically 'coup de grace'd by an opponent as a standard action (avoiding attack roll cuz helpless). So for example, while Trump could have essentially waded into zombies cuz they're idiots and he's in plate, if he waded into were-rats (arbitrary example) he's probably get ripped apart. ^_^
Also, this fight is going to lean a bit more on maps, positioning, range, and combat sequence.
G'night!
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3240
3241 3242 3244
So who is gonna be on tonight?
or am I a faggot with no life?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3241
3243 3297
>>3240
Both
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3242
>>3240
Infernuis have nothing going on today.
Anonymous
2puKl
?
No.3243
3297
>>3241
This
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3244
3245 3297
>>3240
But I had things I wanted to do...
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
?
No.3245
until death do us part.png
>>3244
Take care of what you need to do in meatspace, ~Flaaashy. I will make sure your avatar is well guarded and taken care of.
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3246
3247 3293
Stickywicket.png
I'm not set on anything at this point,... but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't be available. In the meantime,... this is just one of the maps I should have had available,... yesterday.
Blue is windows, maroon is furniture (tables, chairs, stools, and couches), and purple is the secured party area.
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3247
3248 3249
>>3246
Can Infernuis get a map of where he is?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3248
>>3247
In-prog
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3249
3250 3293
outSW.png
>>3247
Grey = (((them))) but not to scale
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3250
3251
>>3249
Dank map. Also can i multi class into a witcher at some point?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3251
3254
>>3250
>wants to add an entire vidya brand to the game mechanics
>is already a MLP Minotaur, cleric, with a greatsword, for Adolph Hitler
e_e I'll look into it, but I promise nothing
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3252
3255
>3251
While we're adding video games, can I be a space marine?
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3253
6eOJq.jpg

Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3254
3255
>>3251
Theres a class for it in 3.5 and 5th
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3255
3257
>>3254
IK, it used to be called Spelljammer.
>sigh
>>3252
I'll say this; IF certain resources which are/will-be available to the party are successfully utilized, WHICH is reasonably possible, THEN Trump MAY get the opportunity to cross-class as a space marine.
As for 'Witcher', I've never played so I don't even know what kinda properties a witcher has. Curiously, the space marine (getting ur ass to space aside) is the easier to incorporate.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3257
3258 3260
>>3255
Would a jedi be easier?
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3258
3259 3260
>>3257
So let me clarify: are you asking to already HAVE levels in jedi/W? OR are you asking to be able to GAIN levels in jedi/W?
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3259
>>3258
To gain yes.
Anonymous
/H7nq
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No.3260
3261 3267 3297
image.png
>>3258
>>3257
>involving Jedis
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3261
3262
1506217145105.png
>>3260
And you are
Anonymous
/H7nq
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No.3262
3263
image.jpeg
>>3261
Posting from a phone
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3263
3264
1503801595363.jpg
>>3262
Jedi and space marines go hand in hand
Anonymous
AbegB
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No.3264
3266 3269
the hidden traitor.jpg
>>3263

i think you are thinking of the wrong soldiers, Anon
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3266
1506281127088-0.jpg
>>3264

Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3267
3268
>>3260
Well, in D&D jedi powers are called psionics, so its not much of a stretch.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3268
1492436756171.jpg
>>3267

Anonymous
2puKl
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No.3269
3270 3271
1345682__questionable_artist-colon-helloiamyourfriend_crossover_fn-dash-2199_horsecock_nudity_penis_ponified_solo_spoilers for another series_star wars.png
>>3264
TR-8R was the best character in that entire movie.
Anonymous
AbegB
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No.3270
star wars episode 7 the niggest.png
>>3269

indeed
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3271
3272
mlp__darth_pinkie_pie___dark_side_party_by_darthfluttershy-d66gxz6.jpg
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>>3269
i thought the emo sith guy was pretty gud
Anonymous
2puKl
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No.3272
3273
>>3271
Felt kind of lame to me desu. Seemed like just an edgy, emotional faggot who always got bullied, so he shot-up the school.
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3273
3274 3276
>>3272
yea but i feel that hes got potential for the next 2 movies.
Anonymous
2puKl
?
No.3274
3275 3276
>>3273
I might give it a chance. Would've liked to see a villain with real ambition though, not just an edgy wannabe Darth Vader.
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3275
starlight_glimmer_as_kylo_ren_in_star_wars_7_by_ejlightning007arts-d9jd9qx.png
>>3274
im sure they will flesh out his character some more.
Anonymous
AbegB
?
No.3276
3277 3278
cocksleeve.png
>>3274
>>3273

im not much into SCI FI or Star wars for that matter, but if this franchise is going as badly down the drain as the rest of the post 2000 media, you are in for some terrible shit. Studios these days dont produces quality, they dickride on their name. It was made by people who were not genuine artists, but fans of the product who wanted to film their own bad fanfiction or were hired with current year contracting practices. Either way, people will still pay for it because star wars, but this is also why it is going to shit. The brand name has become an anchor and is dragging the thing to the bottom of the quality sea.
Anonymous
2puKl
?
No.3277
>>3276
A trillion times this.
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3278
1494491067109.jpg
>>3276
we need to gas most of the directors in (((hollywood)))
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3279
3280
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>mfw this is now a Star Wars thread
Come on, I can't even leave for a couple hours to redpill someone? Sheesh.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3280
3281
>>3279
sorry gamemeister
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3281
3282 3285
>>3280
"He's just butthurt cuz he hasn't seen any of the new SW yet and can't comment," Thez jibes.
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3282
3283
>>3281
they're very meh,rouge one is worse than the prequels tbh
Anonymous
2puKl
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No.3283
3284
>>3282
The only real good part was the part before everybody died.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3284
1240464__suggestive_artist-colon-ambris_applejack_anthro_clothes_colored pupils_crossover_female_jesse mccree_mccreejack_overwatch_solo_solo female.png
>>3283
this
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3285
3286 3290
>>3281
so are we gonna play or no?
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3286
3287 3288
>>3285
ROLE CALL
>lets find out
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
?
No.3287
>>3286
*steps out of the shadows*
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3288
>>3286
>Redbull
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3289
summoning
Trump
Meme Man
YakLee
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3290
3291 3294
The moment when you are already listening to this on _4ecd6c6b5ab7f7153e45d18328797934.jpg
>>3285
Here!
>Weirdly enough I was summoned by the report queue
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3291
zimmzamm.jpg
>>3290
good good
Anonymous
osFzw
?
No.3292
3297 3298 3317
1506129822880-0.png
The yakman cometh
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3293
3295 3296 3297 3299
1506277561145_LI.jpg
>>3246
>>3249
Okay, so looking at the map layouts, it looks like it might, just might, be possible to go through the second door and into the room closest to the stairwell. Once in that room, exit through the door and onto the main stairwell, then down one floor onto the second floor balcony. Then jump the one floor down to the ground on the opposite side of the building as most of the were rats are located. Inferius will probably inadvertently serve as a distraction to help facilitate this
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3294
>>3290
I'm sure I had nothing to do with it....
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3295
3307
>>3293
i scream *im an anti-semite look at me* and then run off into the woods
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3296
3298
>>3293
I won't say no, but I should point out that the image on the right is a sideprofile and not an overhead (I should have notated). So, your plan could work, except that there are only 2 floors. Other then that though, yes.
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3297
3301 3302 3303
>>3241
>>3243
I would be offended but what the hell, who cares
>>3244
Too bad
>>3260
BUT MY SCI FI STORY
>>3292
Ayyyy
>>3293
Mob status?

Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3298
>>3296
Oh I see. In that case, it would be easy enough for all of the characters to escape out of the room they are currently in through the window onto the street only one floor down, probably with the help of curtains or bed-sheets or some sort of rope.

Also, Yak man is here >>3292

Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3299
>>3293
>*spoons*
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3300
Well shit, that's everyone.
>cracks knuckles
Anonymous
osFzw
?
No.3301
3305
1506220961524.jpg
>>3297
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3302
3304
>>3297
We can see from the diagram that the mob is located in large measure outside the main entrance to the building, which is on the other side from where the windows would have us exit. I also believe there are some immediately outside of our doors, although it's possible we have a clean shot down to the first level, but we couldn't get out that way without going through the main door were the mob is, and they *could* be in the hallway, so I'd rather go out the window. Thez is in the first floor, and Inferius is coming on the other side of the mob, so I think we'll have enough distractions to make a clean get away out the window
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3303
3304 3307
>>3297
Good question. Other than the face that just punched through the floor, the mob status is not seen except the outside edge by Infernius. The 'main' room door (for the party's "declared" room) starts banging, though Trump (aptly) secured the first AND second room. You can tell it is a 'decent' sized group.
YR6i1
?
No.3304
3305 3306
[1d20 = 19]
>>3302
>>3303
Alright, well I'm going with the "Shadow over Innsmouth" option. Roll to looks for any items that could be of use in exiting from the window to the first floor. Also, look out the window to see if there is danger.
YpN1O
?
No.3305
[1d20 = 19]
>>3304
Damn nice role
I roll to turn try turning a Jew into, ironically enough, gold
just to see if it works
>>3301
Wat
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3306
3309
>>3304
So, you're entering the third room (closest the stairs) and proceeding to the window, yes?
7UVo/
?
No.3307
3308
[1d20 = 16]
>>3303
see
>>3295

Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3308
3310
>>3307
I caught that, I'm just making sure what is going to immediately happen when unpaused
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3309
>>3306
No, there is a window on the room he is in. We are exiting through it
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3310
3335
1164220__safe_artist-colon-khuzang_applejack_amputee_appleborg_augmented_crossover_cyborg_gun_handgun_human_humanized_jesse mccree_mccreejack_overwatch.png
>>3308
just making sure you saw
2puKl
?
No.3311
3312 3313
[1d20 = 18]
>tfw you fall asleep during combat
*wakes up; unsheaves knives*
roll for detection
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3312
3313
>>3311
Calm down, we're locked in a room together
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3313
3318 3319
prep.png
>>3312
You might not have wanted to phrase it like that,....
There is no window in any of the rooms currently occupied, the windows are on the sides of the hallway.
>>3311
You detect commotion. Double digits downstairs, double digits upstairs, even more outside.
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3314
3315
Oh, b is bathroom. I forgot to mention
Anonymous
osFzw
?
No.3315
>>3314
Where am i?
2puKl
?
No.3316
[1d20 = 15]
Alone in a field.
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3317
3321
>>3292
Now then, Yak Lee. You, unfortunately, awaken from being passed out in a field. The same field that sits just outside the city where all the commotion is occurring. You (more than anyone) are free to decide what to do. However, its night time and the only thing lit up at the moment is the city, and that's clearly the center of activity, so,....
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3318
3319 3320 3322 3327 3331
>>3313
>phrase it like that
NOPE IM NOT GETTING ON THE RAPE TRAIN
So hows the gold jew going?
YR6i1
?
No.3319
3322
[1d20 = 11]
>>3313
>>3318
I see. We go through the door between rooms to the first room, then exit out of that door into the hallway,and then through the window from the second floor onto the ground level. Before this is done, it may be helpful to
1. make a rope of bed sheets to help get down to the ground
2. pick up a table and use it to battle through rats, break the window, and anchor the bedsheet rope, and
3. have tourcil cast a spell stunning rats in the hallway
Roll for whatever needs rolling
Also, is killing were-rats going to have consequences? Ideally I'd like the party to get out out killing no one
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
?
No.3320
289079__semi-dash-grimdark_suggestive_nightmare moon_pinkie pie_oc_oc-colon-mandopony_oc-colon-spinach_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_bob ross_exploitable m.jpeg
>>3318
>implying we're not already on it
osFzw
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No.3321
3322 3323
[1d20 = 20]
>>3317
I stealth towards the town.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3322
3325 3330
>>3318
Gold jew? U mean the booth guy?
>>3319
>no killing
wew! Pic related is what you see on opening the door.
>>3321
And Yak Lee becomes the wind and spirits toward the city.
2puKl
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No.3323
3326
[1d20 = 18]
>>3321
>perfect roll
*stealth after him*
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3325
3328
>>3322
My character is under the assumption these are reasonably normal town folk who are pissed off that he and his party defrauded them out of lots of money, so it makes sense from his point of view
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3326
3328 3329
>>3323
You're trapped in the room with my character in the inn, not outside towm
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3327
>>3318
If you can turn jews into gold then we can buy a ship at the harbor
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3328
3334
>>3325
Gotcha. Still, there's lots, and some of them draw rapiers.
>>3326
I assume she means follow you, which that is a great die roll for.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
?
No.3329
>>3326
I fucked up
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3330
3336
>>3322
No no no
Turning a jew INTO gold

Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3331
1498120379236.jpg
>>3318
adolf likes this plan
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3332
3336
hallway.png
Dammit forgot pic
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3333
3335
>rape
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3334
>>3328
Regardless, if they stay and fight, that gives the were-rats time to bring in reinforcements. And this is a town literally based on being a port of call for people whose job it is to kill people for money. They were able to summon ancient weapons of extreme power very easily. It's best not to be bogged down in a confrontation
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3335
3338
And the quads go to,....
>>3333
>>3310
Alright, you scream "I'm an anti-semite!" and then run away, and though you don't know it, almost run into Yak Lee who is sneaking in the opposite direction. Yak Lee watches the were-rats dismiss the minotaur and refocus on the building.
YR6i1
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No.3336
3337
[1d20 = 6]
>>3332
Alright, proceed to the third room and collect a table or some item, along with a bedsheet
>>3330
If you want to test on a rat, test on that rat closest to the window when we exit into the hallway
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3337
3341
>>3336
K, you have a bedsheet and a table. There is now pounding and attempting on both barricaded doors.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3338
3339
>>3335
have i noticed they arent following me?
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3339
3340
>>3338
Yes. No offense, but you just showed up (from their perspective, you've been outside the whole time; they don't know you're even associated with the party) as far as the town is concerned. Also, they don't call them 'semites' or 'anti semites' here, so from their perspective you just yelled "Purple Monkey Dishwasher!" and then ran off with a big sword.
7UVo/
?
No.3340
[1d20 = 16]
>>3339
ok i charge them then
YR6i1
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No.3341
3342 3343 3346
[1d20 = 9]
>>3337
Well, we should now be in the third room, the room closest to the window

Charging out the doorway, towards the window, and beating the nearest rats with the table trying to get to the window. Tourcil and Tracy should follow
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3342
3344
outSW.png
>>3341
Returning to the fray. Also Yak at bottom
Anonymous
YpN1O
?
No.3343
3345
>>3341
Okay, I rolled a 19 for my gold thing
Can I just turn a couple of rats into gold then
osFzw
?
No.3344
3346
[1d20 = 6]
>>3342
I sneak through the bazaar. Is that a door by the kichen?
YR6i1
?
No.3345
3350
[1d20 = 16]
>>3343
Break the window with the table, and tie the bed-sheet to the table. I'm guessing Tourcil should go first since he's the least apt in Melee against the rats right there in the hallway that are not gold
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3346
3347 3348 3349
>>3341
>using the table and not the ridiculous bastard he just spent a mint on
The rat nearest the window is easily able to avoid such an unwieldy weapon as a frikkin table. e_O
>>3344
And here I thought I could get away with not detailing the kitchen. Yes, there is a door in the back of the kitchen.
osFzw
?
No.3347
3353
[1d20 = 11]
>>3346
I run (quietly?) To the kitchen door.
YR6i1
?
No.3348
[1d20 = 2]
>>3346
>using Vandereim on the rats
But that kills people

Use the table on the window beat him with the shield
YR6i1
?
No.3349
3352
[1d20 = 7]
>>3346
Also he should be Gold right now
Anonymous
YpN1O
?
No.3350
3353 3354
>>3345
>wasting my 19
Whatever, I slide down the bed-sheet, prepairing my staff for combat
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
?
No.3351
3353 3354
*triple wielding*
"I'll stab them! Should I stab them?!"
Anonymous
YpN1O
?
No.3352
3354
>>3349
Wait, whose gold?
I am confused on whats going on
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3353
3355 3357 3358
hallway.png
>>3347
K, done. You're on the south end of the kitchen corner
>>3350
Wat 19? Oh wait, I found it. Okay, pic.
>>3351
You would(will) stab them, but Torc just turned 3 of 'em into gold.
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3354
>>3350
>The rats near the window are supposed to be gold
In any event, Trumpaladin puts his weapons on his belt, puts his shield on his back, grabs his pony, and jumps down on the bed sheet
>>3351
*grabs pony and jumps out the window*
>>3352
Which ever rats you cast the spell on. There are about three rats super close to the window that would be in the way in an attempted break through
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
?
No.3355
3359
>>3353
*stabs anyway*
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3356
Tracy is still sneaky, but the ones on the right are moving closer. Also Torc is in brown can't... do... plaid but he's in the hallway too (in order to transmute).
YR6i1
?
No.3357
3359
[1d20 = 20]
>>3353
Push the one in front of Trump to the ground, break the window, tie down the bedsheet to the table, and get out the window
Anonymous
osFzw
?
No.3358
3360
>>3353
I walk in the kitchen.
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3359
3361 3363
>>3355
Tracy stabs Torcuil. Kidding.
>>3357
Push, completely successful. You want him to go out the window? Cuz you rolled a 20. Fuck it. He goes out the window, and the window is broken open (its not something you could open anyhow).
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3360
3364
>>3358
There's a fellow saying "Bork Bork Bork", and various sounds of cooking, but the commotion hasn't made its way here yet.
Anonymous
YpN1O
?
No.3361
3365 3371
>>3359
>chandelier
QUICK
Whats under the chandelier?

5JWzM
?
No.3362
3366
[1d20 = 1]
So! Infernius is rushing back at the mob. They wouldn't expect the minotaur to come back (they don't know why he came and left) so he gets an attack of opportunity,... with a greatsword,... against an unsuspecting foe.
YR6i1
?
No.3363
3368 3372
[1d20 = 18]
>>3359
Alright, now the bedsheets are tied to the table, and the party leaves out the window in the order Tourcil, Trump, Tracy
Anonymous
osFzw
?
No.3364
3368 3369
>>3360
*like, hey guys how do i get to lobby* i ask to the chefs.
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3365
3370
>>3361
Look at >>3246. It's the table in the front lobby
7UVo/
?
No.3366
3367 3368 3382
[1d20 = 14]
>>3362
so is that 1 bad? or good?
i slash the rat closest to me.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
?
No.3367
3373
>>3366
bad
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3368
3373
hallway.png
>>3364
"Hurrgen furrgen?"
>>3363
I'll accept it, except that the rats have closed in and I'm assuming Trump would get in their way before the others (since Tracy is still being sneaky)
>>3366
So bad, that I'm willing to let it be a "In a charging rage you tripped and went barrelling into them, causing several including yourself to end up prone and disoriented. No one got harmed, but wtf?
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3369
3375
>>3364
The doors from the kitchen to the main area are marked, and unobstructed