I hereby declare this
journal thread an embassy for Holy Equestria and her royal Highnesses.
May the bonds of mare and men unite our species in everlasting friendship.
I ask for all your wisdom and insight in these times. My friend
Pinkie Pie Pink Po and her Pink legion have dominated the desserts and deserts bringing into the fold minotaur in stature creatures. What should we do with these new barren sand lands and beings?