Thank you, my fellow subjects, for being here.
It has come to my attention that something terrible has occurred in our great nation today.
Just along the outskirts of Ponyville, several lanky, fair-skinned hairless monkeys were seen camping outside the Everfree forest. Their size means that the average pony's face is at their crotch level, and most of them are distinguishable by their blue eyes and blonde hair.
They call themselves… 'humans', but in all honesty, they're worse than ziggers. They say that they've come from a planet called Earth and escaped here through a dimensional merge because they were being overrun by Jews and negroes and other such races, and have come here in order to be "free from persecution" and "have a place of their own".
These are NOT ponies, they are never like ponies and they will NEVER serve our monarchy. If we let the humans in, we will literally be cucking up our own race.
So, if we want to preserve our own ponies, we must come up with a plan.
I am opening the floor to my you, my trusted advisors, for suggestions on this matter.
What shall we do with these… humans?
I suggest we build a wall, or a big beautiful fence, which is see through.
P.S. Do they have hands? If so can they open this jar for me?
>>203906>Be Celestia >You sit in your thone as messenger pony enters through the two large double doors in the other end of this audience chamber>He bows deeply when he reaches the end of the long red rug that covers the floor from the doors to the throne
"You may raise." You gesture upwards with your hoof. You notice the wings on the messengers back. "I expect you to bring news from Cloudsdale. Was my proposal to meet with thunderous hoof stomps?">He backs away when he hears your words and lowers his head when he meets your hard gaze
"N-no, your majesty. I am not sent from Cloudsdale. I am to inform you that one of those ho-omans has surrendered to us."
"What? Is he a prisoner of war? Did they attack?"
"No, the hooman arrived at the gates this morning and-" >You look past the pony and at the closed double-door
"What? He is here?"
"Yes, your Majesty. He is currently held captive. Captain Shining Armor wanted to hear your orders regarding the hoouman's request.">Your eyes narrowed
"Request? What does he want?"
"He came here to act as an ambassador for the huoommans. He wants to discuss a potential alliance between us and them. Or at least negotiate forth a peace treaty." >You scratched your chin with your golden horseshoe
"Fine, tell Captain Shining Armor to send him here." >The pegasus saluted her and trotted out off the roomNow human, we will see if you can convince me to let you live.
>>203906>and most of them are distinguishable by their blue eyes and blonde hair.>blonde hair.
Lol, I was going to make joke about me being left behind on earth to be cucked but now it wouldn't makes sense.
Also, ">most of them" Am I a minority now? Awesome, >#Brownhairmatters
>>203906>"have a place of their own"
Not compatible with Equestria's vital space.
I vote "Exterminatus".
>>203906>they will NEVER serve our monarchy
Do you mean you don't want them to, or that they'd refuse to do it?
'Cause, I'm pretty sure they've already started infighting on which princess to follow by now. Unless they got the infighting out of the way beforehoof to save time.
So, you finally killed off Luna? Or did you forget about her, again? One of these days we're going to get Nightmare Moon 2: Aetheric Boogaloo, if you keep that up.>If we let the humans in
If that's the problem, they don't need to be in Equestria. Plenty of unclaimed wilderness on the planet you could escort them to. Then post some guards and tell them to stay out.
They're only a problem if they make themselves a problem, after all. If they cooperate then there's literally no problem.
>>203954>Why not have the humans serve as a fiefdom?
Here we go.
Foreigners don't belong in Equestria.
We all know the end results of to open the gates.
"Okokok, here me out. How would you like to learn how to build Nukes?"
Lets start at the beginning. "Steam trains!"
P.S Why do you have trains with with rams at the front, then ponies in front of that?
P.P.S Why do you claim to move a sun? Wouldn't rotating the planet be more efficient?
P.P.P.S. Will you kill us because we know the TRUTH!?
>>203971>Why do you claim to move a sun? Wouldn't rotating the planet be more efficient?
Why would you assume that it's got the same cosmology that Earth does? Magical talking ponies with magic, anon. They probably actually do have a geocentric universe.
Mr. Griffon says that we should let the humans in.
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I have a criminal record on earth: Y/N
I have unpaid debts on earth: Y/N
I fully submit to her royal highness, princess celestia: Y/N
I renounce democracy: Y/N
I intend to lewd the ponies: Y/N
I am bringing more than 100ml of liquids: Y/N
I am bringing earth fruit, vegetables or meat: Y/N
I am bringing other earth organisms: Y/N
I intend to touch holder's boulder: Y/N
I am bringing earth technology: Y/N
I will never apply or share earth knowledge or inventions: Y/N
I will never apply the sqientific method: Y/N
I will never remark that the wonderful technologies granted on the request of the ponies by princess Celestia herself such as trains and hammers are being used inefficiently: Y/N
I will respect the NAP: Y/N
I will always do the opposite of what the gryphon says: Y/N
Yet she still moves the sun. May as well leave the sun where it is and rotate the planet instead, even if it is central to the universe.
Like how the hell do you rotate the planet? Wouldn’t that require rotating the entire universe around the planet? Isn’t that what they are doing already?
I'd say it's safe to assume the physics are the same. Just apply a torque to the planet as a whole, more efficient than rotating the entire universe.
Celestia could just rip up a chunk of ocean floor she doesn't like, magically turn it into a fertile wonderland, remove most of its gravity and enchant the island to float, and then… Boom, humans can live in the floating Angel Island.
>>204016>Boom, humans can live in the floating Angel Island.
But not in Equestria.
It is telling how many poners here came with the worrisome "let us make a place for them" heresy.
Do not be fooled. Mere proximity is enough to do damage.
If we let them stay, they'll >rape our mares.
HUMANS OF EQUESTRIA
It has become clear that despite our most innocent intentions that the repressive and incompetant monarchy of this land will noy welcome us beleagered refugees! The reason is clear, the pony elite, including the cake eating harlot celestia are in league with our enemies!
Even before our arrival, the effete, treacherpus pony elite worked openly with the vile gryphon kikes, they willingness to embrace tolerance and diversity for their other neighbors but NOT for us humans is evidence of an anti-white conspiracy that has entrenched itself into every aspect of the equestrian government!
It has become clear that the only way to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children is to take up arms against yhis backwards, corrupt, and anti-white government, which is not as monolithically supported as they would like to think.
Even now brave mares and stallions, sick of the excesses of the monarchy are joining us in struggle against this foul regime, together we will usher in a new dawn in equestria.
We have the ability to win, we have the knowledge, technology and will of thousands of years behind us, we will tame this land just as our ancestors tamed the pontic steppe, european mountains and plains of america, we will manifest destiny across this land and in the end qhat we found as a backwards uncivilized land will be a vibrany paradise for human and pony alike free of the tyrany of a magical kleptocrat.
Long live humanity!
Bla, bla, bla.
Celestia has the magic, you have none.
You type like a griffon, lies, distortion, and deception is your nature.
GTFO before is too late.
Chiao and die.
Daybreaker vs an F16
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Name: Anon Nr. 06
Marital status: Degenerate
I have a criminal record on earth: NO
I have unpaid debts on earth: NO
I fully submit to her royal highness, princess celestia: YES
I renounce democracy: YES
I intend to lewd the ponies: YES
I am bringing more than 100ml of liquids: NO
I am bringing earth fruit, vegetables or meat: NO
I am bringing other earth organisms: NO
I intend to touch holder's boulder: NO
I am bringing earth technology: NO
I will never apply or share earth knowledge or inventions: NO
I will never apply the sqientific method: NO
I will never remark that the wonderful technologies granted on the request of the ponies by princess Celestia herself such as trains and hammers are being used inefficiently: NO
I will respect the NAP: YES
I will always do the opposite of what the gryphon says: YES
Signature: Anon Nr. 06
Will you allow me close to your mares now?
Why can't we just use magic to turn all humans into ponies again? The only thing that they have to lose is their humaness or whiteness or something…
I mean, sure, most would be completely against it, but it wouldn't hurt just to turn a few of them into ponies… right?
What have you done!?
That boulder better have fallen over on its own
>>204274>combat aircraft vs. literal dark souls boss
was there ever any doubt?
Followup question: How many F-16s would it take?
as many as can be made into flying fire engines
I don't care if you're a fucking dark souls boss, getting BRRT'd by something moving at Mach 2 isn't gonna be fun
no pinkemina, cock and ball torture is not allowed in this class
Truly the ponies are the Herrenvolk! We are not worthy to come inside Rainbow Dash!
What if they are boyfriend material?
Boys aren't "they" unless they're plural, you know.
Didn't Rainbow Dash hit Mach 10 when she did the Sonic Rainboom?
If one equates the sound barrier with the rainbow barrier (a sonic boom vs. a sonic rainboom) then that's mach 1 not mach 10
>>204590>fighter jets have rainbow trails innaquestria
It's funny how the talk of humans in the ponystate turned into a thread about Holder's Boulder, then about Rainbow Dash's speed stats.
I love this place!
Has there been stories like this before? I get the feeling that this has probably been made into a fic before.
nigger human go home!