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 No.202060[View All]

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>197556
466 posts and 137 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.205547

>>205545
can confirm >>205546 's statement, you got le ebic troled.

 No.205548

File: 1550492136154.gif (1.44 MB, 700x563, so be it.gif)

>>205547
So be it.

 No.205578

>>205523
"If I'm going to tell you about the adventure of my life - explain how I got to this place with these people, and why I did what I'm going to do next - I should probably start by explaining a little bit about PipBucks.
"What is a PipBuck? A PipBuck is a device, worn on a foreleg just above the hoof, issued to every pony in a Stable when they become old enough to start work. A blending of unicorn pony magic and science, your PipBuck will keep a constant measure of your health and even help administer healing poultices and other medicine, track and organize everything in your saddlepacks, assist in repairs, and keep all manner of notes and maps available at a hooftap. Plus, it allows you to listen to the Stable broadcast whenever you would like as it can tune into and decrypt just about any radio frequency. And that's not all. A pony's PipBuck generates an E.F.S. (Eyes-Forward Sparkle) that will indicate direction and help gauge whether the ponies or creatures around you are hostile. And, perhaps most impressively, a PipBuck can magically aid you in a fight for brief periods of time through the use of the S.A.T.S. (Stable-Tec Arcane Targeting Spell). Oh, and a feature not to be forgotten: it can keep track of the location of tagged objects or people, including the wearers of other PipBucks. So if a pony somehow got lost - don't ask me how you could get lost in a Stable, but it does happen on occasion - then anypony who knew the lost pony's tag could find them instantly.
"It can even be made to glow like a lamp.
"So yes, PipBucks really are a testament to unicorn pony arcane science. And yes, having a PipBuck is a big advantage. So with how wonderful and miraculous all that just sounded, it's hard to impress upon ponies who never lived in a Stable just how ordinary, how pedestrian, a PipBuck was in the eyes of the ponies living in Stable Two. And why I was disappointed to have one as my cutie mark.
"Every pony in Stable Two had a PipBuck. All that stuff I mentioned? Most ponies don't even use half of that. They just used it to tune into the Stable broadcast - listening to the sweet, sweet voice of Velvet Remedy in the evenings or the latest school singing competitions during the day. The Stable had two soccer leagues, one which allowed S.A.T.S. and one which prohibited it. Otherwise, most ponies paid their PipBucks almost no attention at all. The Overmare issues each pony their own PipBuck on the day of their Cutie Mark Party - usually a day or two after you get the mark on your flanks that tells everypony what makes you special, what you're destined to be good at. Once it shows, the Overmare knows what work to assign you; you know your place in the Stable. So no, I was not thrilled that what made me special was something that everypony had, which was a lot like being told I wasn't special at all. Sure, getting a PipBuck as my cutie mark could have meant I was destined to become an awesome PipBuck repair filly or something, but in reality it was like getting a cutie mark of a cutie mark.
"Didn't help that I was the last pony to get her cutie mark. Not surprising in retrospect. Kinda tough to find out what you're supposed to be good at when what you're supposed to be good at is something you don't get until you've found what you're supposed to be good at. So, I tried everything. I even tried to invent new things. As a unicorn pony myself, my innate magics allow me a level of fine manipulation that earth ponies don't enjoy. Any pony can hold a key in their teeth and open a lock, but using multiple tools in a very delicate operation? That requires precision levitation. So I decided to learn to pick locks with a bobby pin and screwdriver. And I was even getting pretty good at it. Unfortunately, it didn't get me my cutie mark. It just got me into trouble.
"I even, to my humiliation, went through the C.A.T. (Cutie-mark Aptitude Test) in the hopes it would guide me to what made me special. But no. My C.A.T. was utterly average, with only marginally higher scores in a couple areas, indicating that I might be suited for work as a PipBuck Technician or Stable Loyalty Inspector. Two options, I should note, that were even less impressive when you considered that it was generally expected that unicorn ponies would go into either technical or administrative work. That is, except for the unicorn ponies who are natural artists, like Velvet Remedy. As I said before, our inherent magic allows us the sort of fine manipulation that technical work demands. Likewise, the Overmare and her government were always unicorn ponies. It is the Overmare's unicorn magic, after all, that creates the false sunlight used to grow our underground apple orchard. And while our apples might not look like those beautiful red things in the old books, they are what keeps up alive.
"It was only because they let me try my hooves at both positions that I gained access to a PipBuck before receiving my own, otherwise I might never have gotten my cutie mark.
"Oh, my name is LittlePip. Go figure. I was given the name because I was the youngest and the smallest, and even my mother had the good sense not to call me "Pipsqueak." (Not that I don't love her, but when a filly's cutie mark is a glass of hard apple cider…) Anyways, funny how names like that turn out sometimes.
"Pleased to meet you. Here is my story…" 1d100[ 1d100 = 56 ]

 No.205582

>>205578
Rolling against this.
1d100[ 1d100 = 5 ]

 No.205588

>>205582
>that roll
LITTLEPIP MEME IT IS!

 No.205609

>>205535
She can share the greens, there's plenty

 No.205628

>>205582
Rolling for this
1d100[ 1d100 = 40 ]

 No.205647

>>205087
"A praying mantis."
>"Is that your final answer?"
"No, actually. I'm going to take sperm."
>"I'm afraid you are incorrect."
>A shock courses through your veins and you fall over your podium, barely maintaining consciousness.
>"Would any other contestants like to try to guess the answer?"
>Whether they saw the shock you were just given or they also don't know the answer, nobody else speaks up.
>"Nobody? It still counts as a correct question if somep- somebody else chose it."
>The final podium lights up, three contestants away from you.
>"It's a mayfly."
>"That is correct."
>There's a slight ding as the counter above his head goes up.
>He looks at the other three of you with a shiteating grin.
>That bastard.
>"Alright, contestant two. Choose a category."
>Your neighbor ponders for a few seconds before making his decision.
>"Magic."
>An electronic buzz rings out as a chunk of board under the sixth category fades out to reveal a question:
>"I'm carved in the ground, or on lively stones I am found. In chalk or with a carving implement, I serve as a useful instrument. What am I?"
>Your adjacent contestant ponders for a second before quietly saying something you can't quite make out.
>A shock zaps through him and he howls out in pain.
>"Floor Bored is incorrect."
>Well, now's your chance to steal his point if you're fast enough…
>Roll 1d20 for speed, roll 1d100 for charisma.

 No.205656

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All you fillies are cute!

 No.205662

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>>205143
Edited a pic, hope you like

 No.205704

>>205647
Benis
1d20[ 1d20 = 11 ]
1d100[ 1d100 = 67 ]

 No.205705

>>205704
How do I delete someone else's post?

 No.205710

>>205647
Runes
1d20[ 1d20 = 16 ]
1d100[ 1d100 = 21 ]

 No.205713

>>205710
Boosting 1d100 roll 1d100[ 1d100 = 10 ]

 No.205714

>>205710
Boosting charisma roll 1d100[ 1d100 = 9 ]

 No.205715

>>205710
Boosting
1d100[ 1d100 = 15 ]
1d20[ 1d20 = 6 ]

 No.205718

>>205705
You have to sign in as a moderator

 No.205726


 No.205740

>>205710
Boosting chr 1d100[ 1d100 = 19 ]

 No.205741

Did they lower the bump limit?

 No.205744

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>>205523

A part of you wants to give Twilight a hug out of nowhere, but the questions seem to pile up on you, leaving you little time for any social calls. Not that it would matter, everything after this dream will be forgotten by everyone in it.

>I'm going to tell you about the adventure of my life - explain how I got to this place with these people, and


"We already did that one."

>What.


"We already told that story, like a while back on the train. I almost felt my jaw fall of telling the whole thing."

A voice pips up from the other side of the room, on the farthest podium - Coco's voice. You hadn't heard it until now, but it is certainly very sweet, although with a somewhat old-timey accent for a filly.

>"You know I might like to hear the story."


"I'll tell it to you later."

>"How would you remember to do so?"


^"Oh I wouldn't worry about that! Someone will probably tell Nonny to tell you the story when you meet up. They're very helpful like that. Anyways, next question!"

>Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made up for us to believe that


Twilight interrupts before the voice can finish.

>"Anon, I'm going to have to stop you right there. What you are saying is classified information and could get you into serious trouble with the United States government. Don't think being in a different country will save you. We WILL find you, and we WILL put you in a dark room with an alligator if you say one more word about the existence of non-existence of Australia."


"Uh, Twilight, I didn't say anything."

>"And just what the heck am I supposed to call an anonymous voice from the ether? It's not my fault your dad literally named you Anonymous. You must have been a charm on image boards!"


>Speaking of which, I have a question for the Aussie: did you ever frequent any image boards such as this, and if so, did you ever shitpost on the /int/ boards?


>"The fuck do you mean by 'this', mate? We're on a game show, not an image board. And no, no I hadn't. In case you weren't aware, I spent a lot of time in jail for having sex with a wallaby. You don't really get access to the Internet in prisons. And before I was arrested, I spent a lot of time outside. Wonderful place, you should try it sometime!"


^"Alright fillies and gentlecolts, I think we have time for one more round of questions, and then Anon's getting woken up, and we're all gonna have to say goodbye. So speak now or forever hold your peace!"

 No.205745

>>205741
Other threads seems to be bumping properly.

 No.205746

>>205744
"MUCKLED DAMN AJNA 'AIR EH NAMBLY BE KEEPIN' ME WEE JEWELRY!?"

1d100[ 1d100 = 67 ]

 No.205747

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>>205745
>Thread isn't bumping
I think we might have been autosaged. Oh god, oh fuck, it's happening again.

 No.205748

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>>205747
Should we make a new thread and see what happens?

 No.205749

>>205710
boosting both
1d20[ 1d20 = 17 ]
1d100[ 1d100 = 11 ]

 No.205750

>>205748
Not until 700, even if we're not bumping it'll still take months for this thread to fall off the board.

 No.205769

>>205750
Agreed, even tho this thread is had enough to find with the op image as it is

 No.205777

File: 1550582404056.jpg (77.72 KB, 800x800, IMG_3107.JPG)

Got an artist friend of mine to do a filly.

 No.205795

1d100[ 1d100 = 86 ]1d100[ 1d100 = 85 ]

 No.205796

>>205710
yall suck at boosting, check it
1d20[ 1d20 = 15 ]
1d100[ 1d100 = 58 ]

 No.205798

>>205796
Got a real fucking boostchad here

 No.205843

File: 1550609981477.png (836.49 KB, 4000x4000, EvilDeadFilly.png)

We watched the Evil Dead during movie night in the discord server, so I drew this.

 No.205852

>>205843
Groovy

 No.205863

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What happened to anonfilly?
why is not allowed on /mlp/ anymore/?

 No.205871

File: 1550617431841.png (196 KB, 1100x900, scruff'd.png)

>>205863
Mulp mods are fags and the userbase is powerless to do anything to keep them in check when they step out of line.
Simple as that.

 No.205878

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>>205871
Rest in peace to all the lost generals that no one remembers anymore ;_;7

 No.205879

>>205871
REEEEE that image (while accurate for 4chan) is an affront to decent scruffies everywhere

 No.205889

>>205777
Ay, qt

>>205843
Love the cardboard stuff, very nice

 No.205891

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>>205878
F

>>205879
E-easy there, Scruffy…

 No.205894

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>>205879
That image was made while it was just threads getting deleted, and before bans got handed out and we knew it was actually a mod rather than just a scruffy.
There actually might be a scruffy on /mlp/ who likes us but has his hands tied by the mods, since there was a thread one time where he thanked us for all the fillies and posted pic related just before the thread got deleted.

 No.205926

File: 1550645097153.jpg (27.3 KB, 383x352, It'sNotFair.JPG)

when can you guys come back? it's hard to lurk on mobile here

 No.205928

>>205926
I wish, Anon… Try the "Last 50 Posts" button on the bottom/top, it helps
Good to see more filly from you

 No.205929

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>>205926
Sorry anon, but I don't think we'll ever be able to come back…
If it helps, hitting the [Last 50 Posts] button on mobile reduces the number of posts shown at once

 No.205931

>>205926
I miss you too booze-filly. I'm having New Amsterdam and Shasta soda tonight, filled literally half the mug with the vodka and am just refilling every few mouthfuls with the soda so that it diminishes in strength until I'm ready to fall asleep. You drinking yourself to sleep too?

 No.205932

>>205931
i wish i could

 No.205933

>>205932
Ouch…well, just know that this cheap-ass soda mixer is dedicated to you. Hope things turn out better for you, I'm about to go to bed for my six hours before work and I think I might be a little hung over or even slightly drunk for a few hours on my shift. Just needed the relaxer, I'm sure you of all fillies get that feel.

 No.205935

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>>205744

One last voice calls out of the blue. You aren't quite sure what it means, however.

>MUCKLED DAMN AJNA 'AIR EH NAMBLY BE KEEPIN' ME WEE JEWELRY!?


You blink several times as you try to process that statement.

"Uh, translation?"

Daring lightly smacks you across the back of your head.

>"Obviously the cunt wants to know where the jewelry's at."


"Oh for fuck's… WE DON'T KNOW! Goddamn you people ask some stupid questions."

^"And that's all the time we have for today. Thank you all for playing, and maybe we'll see you all again when the story's over."

"The what now?"

. . .

You wake up from what felt like a dreamless sleep to find yourself drooling over Daring's chest fluff. Truly you have slept like a corpse in her embrace. As much as you would like to spend some time contemplating this further, however, the sound of four loud knocks at the door indicate you have more pressing matters. They sound like a cop knock.

 No.205946

>>205935
"IT'S THE FUZZ! CHEESE IT!"
1d100[ 1d100 = 91 ]

 No.205962

>>205946
This but "Boys in Blue" instead of "Fuzz" 1d100[ 1d100 = 42 ]


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