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>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>197556
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>Mounting your D:\ onto robofilly
That sounds dangerous




>Double isekai
>last pic
God I wish that was me
What the hell is "fictional pulp"?
Well done.


That last >>206812 was supposed to be for >>206813


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You make a quick dash to your room to pick up your saddlebags, along with a book to read. Fortunately, Twilight's rapid expansion of her personal library has also included a number of novels, and not just textbooks. Moreover, she hasn't had any issues with family members borrowing them whenever, so long as they eventually end up back on the shelves. You also grab a notepad and a quill with ink for some quick note taking later on.

After all of that, you rush to the bathroom to get some basic toiletries - a toothbrush, some toothpaste, and of course a mane brush. While there, you take a long look at the bathtub and reminisce about the one time you fucked yourself with dildos there. You briefly contemplate bringing a dildo with you, but then realize that this would probably be foolish, as there is always the chance that some of your friends - or worse, Princess Celestia - might discover it. Granted, Twilight already knows of their existence, as does Lyra, but you at least don't want Blossom to know about them. In any case, in the event that you do end up getting hot and bothered, at least you know that Daring knows her way around a cunt… as long as you don't get Ajna asking her to do stupid things in your sleep again.

You arrive back in the living room fairly quickly. Tom hasn't even come back with Blossom yet, Twilight is still in the basement packing… something, and Daring seems to have acquired some sort of saddlebag that you know does not belong to anyone in your family. You presume that's where she keeps her knives.

You're not sure if you are missing anything, but you make a mental note to pick up a cool looking pebble that you saw by the train station the other day. One never knows when a random rock might come in handy.

After a few more minutes, Twilight emerges with a rather well-stocked saddlebag of sorts. You assume there to be at least one book on magic in there, but as for the rest, you have no clue. You can only surmise that this is where she keeps her egg macguffins.

A few minutes after this, Tom returns. At his side is a very, VERY wired Blossomforth. This filly has had her morning coffee, apparently.


>God I wish that was me
So do I, Anon…


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Did this one ages ago for my therapist and forgot to post. My autism knows no fucking bounds.


Eager to go to the funny farm, huh?


Who knows, lobotomy might be the real key to becoming the filly.


Entertain Blossom's hyperness so that she dosen't bother the others too much, and to hype yourself up for the adventure ahead via contact high. Getting to spend time with your imouto is an added bonus.
1d100[ 1d100 = 36 ]



I believe it was a Pulp Fiction joke.


Can we start using filly caps for currency like in Fallout?


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/r/ing a filly of this.


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What the heck is that?!


never heard of smile dog?


Inside-out filly.


can u not
the filly would be too spooky to cuddle


I'm sure there's a few here who would


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Tom gives you little time to say your goodbyes to the rest of your family, who are all only just now becoming properly lucid from their chaotic wake-up call. You and Twilight give them each a hug goodbye, knowing in the back of your minds that there is a distinct possibility that you might not ever see them again. Or you might be back in time for school tomorrow; it's impossible to tell.

When the door closes behind you, and you walk off into the cold towards the train station, you decide to let Blossom chat her mouth off so you can have some quality time together. Much to the annoyance of Daring, and possibly Twilight, she ends up spouting off at a rather fast pace, all of the intricate details of Flitter and Cloudchaser's latest exploits with Thunderlane. The conversation is a bit hard to keep track of - perhaps because the caffeine has sped up her speech to almost cartoonish levels - but from what you can gather, the two sisters have started having some difficulties with sharing. Both of them more or less had a deal to only enjoy his company together, and both of them broke it behind the other's back.

In the daze of trying to understand her, you almost forget to pick up that cool looking pebble. Almost. You now have a cool looking pebble in your saddlebag to use for whatever you see fit.

With all of the items you need, you board the train fairly quickly, and it takes off just as fast. You're pretty sure this is some sort of special express, as there aren't any other passengers onboard except for your friends and Tom.


Commit 9/11 train edition with the pebble 1d100[ 1d100 = 63 ]


Rolling to do literally anything except this. 1d100[ 1d100 = 84 ]


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I wasn’t really spooked till I saw the trumpet


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jesus fuck


See what's available for breakfast on the train. 1d100[ 1d100 = 57 ]


Also inform the others about where they can get breakfast, and what's available, after you find it.


1d100[ 1d100 = 65 ]


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It's bathtime


Loudly hum the Thomas the Tank Engine theme. 1d100[ 1d100 = 98 ]


Bathtime for tiny filly in a glass of whisky? I don't know if I should be worried or jealous.



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So tiny…
Get her a little toothbrush to scrub with



careful not to drink it accidentally with the filly


>"no no wait, this isn't my fetish faggot AAAAAA-"



>inb4 he doesn't


>actually follow through with that promise
>filly still gets pregnant because precum has traces of seed and can still impregnate
>filly saddles you with child support payments (which amount to tendies and energy drinks)


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You think about the pebble in your saddlebags and all of the things you could accomplish with it. Perhaps you could knock out the conductor, hijack the train, and pull some sort of 9/11. Yeah, that would be awesome! Except this is a train, and you have no idea how to get it to go off the rails, let alone stay off rails long enough to crash into a building. Really, trains just weren't designed for committing terrorist attacks; you can't even run people over with them unless they're tied down to the tracks!

As this sociopathic fantasy plays through your head, you make a point of loudly humming the theme to Thomas the Tank Engine, confusing everyone who isn't Twilight. To your surprise, she actually joins in with you. Must be some sort of Generation X nostalgia.

Your stomach eventually starts to rumble, and you realize you will have to get breakfast. Fortunately, the dining cart comes around fairly quickly. There's a lot of traditional breakfast fare - egg sandwiches and hashbrowns; some waffles; toast with jam; and of course the Ponyville specialty, a daisy and apple sandwich. Your beverage options include cider, milk, coffee, tea, and water. All of this, you presume, will be at the expense of the Royal Treasury… or Tom, who should probably have an expense account for these kinds of things.


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Facts: A complimentary breakfast is an amazing thing, but a complimentary continental breakfast suggests that your hosts are either cheap asses or don't know the meaning of the word breakfast. Any proper red-blooded American should always reject a breakfast that wouldn't cause a vegan to turn their nose up in disgust.

Also, I have realized the poetic coincidence involved in humming the theme to Thomas the Tank Engine when your chaperone is named Tom.


This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down… Eat your food, without humming or talking while doing it. We will now proceed to call Tom 'Thomas' forever. 1d100[ 1d100 = 31 ]


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Have coffee with your food to get on Blossom's level. 1d100[ 1d100 = 55 ]
Also, >>207666 second calling Tom Thomas from this point onward. Nice Satan trips btw[/spoier]


>continental breakfast
I had to google that one but honestly I don't mind that. Obviously bacon > everything else but still I'd take it. I'm not too picky.


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unbroke filly's leg and fixed the text
would you kindly delet the old filly file and fill your folder with fixed filly?


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We're still in page 1 though…

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