/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

First for cute fillies. Like (You).

>>197560
Second for REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>197491 →
B I G
>ywn curl up in big filly's chestfluff

>>197498 →
Fillies that don't share get timeout

>>197509 →
Why is filly so slutty?

>>197567 →
Kek, good work. How was she expecting to eat that, anyway?

>>197582
The biggest question on my mind is why she brought it into space when she's tethered to a ship, unless there's some sort of satellite depositing cakes into space.

>>197581
Because she's (You)

>>197586
That's a good question. GLaDOS?

>>197588
But I'm not slutty

Attempt #3

Reminder that everything about filly is pretty gay

>>197598
This is true

Nice work

>>197618
No u
I'd only do that with a filly I'm very close to

I want to be the filly and snuggle with a fellow anonfilly

>>197632
NO U!

>>197631
>>197632
>>197641
Will you all please fuck off? Every thread its the "ur a qt" post then the same angry reaction images, usually in the same order. Every. Goddamn. Thread. It's gotten so old, please stop. It's not funny anymore, just annoying.

Imagine
You become anonfilly, daughter of Twilight
but you're her middle child and she has six daughters

>>197663
Is this the new copypasta?

>>197664
Ouch. Doomed to forever be given the least attention

>>197664
Luckily, it's 3 mares and two babbys, so you're still unique.

>>197663
I've got to agree with you, it irks me something fierce.
>>197631
>>197632
>>197641
Don't you have anything better to post? Some green? Fuck, anything but the same old shit

>>197682
>Fuck, anything but the same old shit
Relax poner, fun is allowed here.

>>197682
Repetition is what happens when you run out of things to talk about.

>>197682
It was 3 posts, Anon. Chill out

https://pastebin.com/4eHzcKy7 [Embed]
Here we go again.
"Is it necessary to keep quiet?"
>"Wouldn't take the chance, yes."
>The two of you silently creep down the hallway to the left. You pass by the deactivated matter transport grid, the ajar door spattered with blood...
>"No. Not in there. Please."
"I'm going to take a quick look, if we can restore the power this nightmare will be over before it's begun. You know anything about that thing that killed Twi?"
>"No, she only taught me enough not to get killed in a controlled environment..."
"Alright, well watch my flank. You take the pack, if it's still in there run."
>She mumbles to herself.
>"Not worth it..."
>You ignore her and proceed.
>The room is rather cluttered, and that's even with most of the material crushed up against the walls from the sheer mass of the room's inhabitant.
>Twilight was clearly in here earlier, getting some sort of punishment ready.
>And even before that, likely...
>You can't help but shake the feeling that something is wrong with this whole scenario.
>Why would Twilight have set up such a dangerous organism if she had still valued the two of you as test subjects?
>Why would she have done it in here, with all of this valuable equipment?
>Where was the fucking body?
>Not even a fragment of bone left, only the blood from the initial strike on the door.
>In any case, the ruptured access point to the power grid isn't accessible unless you want to climb through a bunch of splintered wood tables and jagged glassware.
>You nervously check around for a vent, finding nothing.
>Better safe than sorry.
>You walk back out to Nonny.
"Nothing."
>She smiles and carries on walking.
>...
>You have no idea where you're going.
>Twilight always just teleported you whenever she had to take you anywhere, usually not even with the trans-mat.
>You suspect that was a recent installation.
>Kind of a waste when you're an all-powerful Alicorn.
>Eh, you guess she probably had other employees.
>You never encountered any of them though.
>Seen but not heard was almost laughable now, you were neither.
>In any case, you had...
>"Floor is corroded this way, I suggest we go the opposite fucking direction."
"Agreed."
>The two of you continue to proceed down the hallway.
>It's nice and quiet.
>You can almost hear yourself think now.
>Just you, your hooves, and your buddy.
>Well, accomplice would describe her better.
>"Some animal has been here, recently too."
"How-"
>"Earth pony magic, baby. At least I assume. Can you see anything?"
"No, just a bit of dirt. I'm not going to doubt you though."
>"If I were you I'd proceed with caution-"
>Growling.
>Perhaps talking wasn't your best idea.
>You turn around...
>Enemy: Appears mammalian. Mouth full of sharp pointed teeth.
>Nonny: 1 satchel containing a large amount of 'Infurnum' and 'Electrum' potions, one canister of Chlorine gas, and a candy bar wrapper that still smells like chocolate.
>Absinthia: Literally just your fucking hooves.
>Floor: various bits of junk, a small wooden board.

>>197663
Well, aren't you a qt.

>>197707
Nonny: Throw Infurnum potion to try to burn the creature.
[1d100 = 84]

Absinthia: Grab board as a weapon, it's better than nothing.
[1d100 = 37]

New thread means new recap. I do these things without anyone asking for them!

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Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ [Embed]

>Be human actually named Anon, mom died in childbirth, life going nowhere and working retail.
>Go to sleep one night, wake up in Equestria as a filly.
>Like 6 other humans had a similar fate over the past couple of years.
>One of said humans is now a filly version of Twilight, who you are currently living with.
>You've gone on adventures together, sneaking away from changelings, breaking out of time loops, and trekking through the jungle in pursuit of a clone of yourself.
>Also, you have the power of divination... but you're still working out the kinks of how it works.
>Right now you are sitting down waiting on some ice cream with your friends after a recent adventure.
>Twilight has just accused you of being a hipster for wanting ice cream made with açai berries, which are a fruit that only grow in the tropics and are very expensive to transport.
>Somehow the filly is completely unaware of the massive plot hole in her ordering ice cream made from chocolate, which is also a fruit that only grows in the tropics, yet is somehow widely available throughout Equestria.

Let's get back to the most important part of these threads

>>197719
m o m m y i s s u e s

>>197721
Why do all of you (((Right Wingers))) have mommy issues?

Anyone here not a faget?
Doubt it.

>>197721
Alright fagets, who here wants mommy milkies?
I do.

>>197722
Maybe it has something to do with autism? Children with autism often reject touch or physical contact, despite wanting it emotionally. They're also frequently undeveloped emotionally, and lack strong bonds with others, partially due to the rejection of others as well as difficulty understanding them (But that wouldn't explain the overall lack of daddy issues).
Maybe we just identify with Princess Asperger's, or think that she would have a better understanding of us. At the very least she would care.
Also, pretty sure you're not using the triple parenthesis correctly.

>>197722
Jewish psychologists have encouraged parents to distance themselves from their children at ever younger ages, making each successive generation more dysfunctional. Prove me wrong.

>>197663
>>197682
The "ur a qt" "no u" posting reminds me of the casual fun posts from back when the thread was on /mlp/, and I'd say it's rather welcome.
This thread doesn't solely exist as a content dump, and not everybody is a contentfag. Let people have their fun, I'd say it's much preferable to a ghost town with nothing at all between content updates.

I see it as an extension of the guy who always wants filly to per in his mouth or the fuck off filly. The thread will always have the same posts bulking out the new content and I'd not have it any other way.

>>197729
Yup. Part of the fun is just funposting with fillies.

>>197722
>(((Right Wingers)))
Let me correct you commie.
It is )))Right Wingers(((.

Its Bedtime 4u fillies, now come cuddle or else

>>197725
I think there are a few people here with daddy issues, I recall it being mentioned a few threads back. In any case, I see mommy issues as more of people taking a meme a bit too literally with a few exceptions.
>>197733 (Checked)
Still gets on my nerves nobody has recolored that pic with the 'official' colors.

>>197729
I'd rather see more original ideas being proposed in preference to the same old shit. If you fags didn't notice, Sven is really good at that, but none of you fucking care.

>>197743
No U

>>197729
>>197730
>>197731
All of this

>>197739
Cute pic
I want to cuddle up with a bunch of fillies at bedtime

>>197742
Someone recolored it over a year ago

>>197582
>>197586
my thoughts was her trying to get a cool space shot
then it all went downhill
no fork
no gravity
no cake

When the other fillies say you're too smol to play with them

>>197789
Filly is too small and has to play with babby instead? That's cute. She seems to be enjoying it, too

>>197789
F
>>197713
Shouldn't we save our potions until we know how to read the labels on them? Iirc, we've got a one in two chance right now of beefing it up with fire resistance instead.

>>197810
Too bad all filly heard was babby speaking gibberish and making qt noises

>>197627
If I was a filly, then I would kick you out of the room the second you try to get near my bed, and I'd beg Twilight to put a door to my room that only she or someone I've given a special key to can open.

>>197841
okay, enjoy solitary or whatever

>>197789
Fillylet BTFO

any filly collectors who may have saved the defective version of this 2019 edition filly in the previous thread are advised to recycle or replace their filly with this newer working model.

we're sorry for any inconveniences or viewing displeasure/autistic triggers you may have endured while utilizing the defective model filly.
the data from this incident will be put to good use in ensuring our future fillies aren't afflicted in similar ways.

thank you for feedback and valued support of Filly Express™.
im high

>>197860
on space cakes I assume

>>197845
>solitary
>Implying every Anonfilly will be forever alone unless she finds another Anonfilly to be with
What gives with that idea?

>>197841
Don't worry, Sven. I'm sure when we're all fillies in Equestria, Twilight will give you your own special room, your own special classes, and even let you sit at your own special table.

>>197869
sol·i·tar·y
/ˈsäləˌterē/
adjective
1.done or existing alone.
"I live a pretty solitary life"

synonyms:lonely, companionless, unaccompanied, by oneself/itself, on one's/its own, (all) alone

I never said alone forever, you did
that's what you're doing to yourself for the duration of your fillyhood, though

>>197789
Could you take a clearer picture? It's a bit blurry

>>197809
Oh? I interpreted it as being able to do either depending on how it is used.
>'Infurnum,' inscribed like a capital 'I' with two branches on it was used to heal burns or burn things.

>>197707
Can you clarify?

>>196100 →
>>196112 →
>>196133 → <highest roll>
>>196136 →

Success!

>You don't say a word.
>You just hug her tight, kiss her right on the mouth, and pray.
>But honestly, you don't even know what you should be praying for.
>You're in a fucking cave, what could even happen here?
>Who knows where the hell Uni is, but you can still hear her stomping echoed around the damn place.
>Running around, what's she expecting to find?
>...Wait, you can hear her stomping now?
>You lift your head up just a bit, and sure enough, there's a dim light coming back up the hill.
>The filly it belongs to pokes her face up, satchel strap in her mouth.
>She climbs up and places it on the ground before Pegafilly, her magic brightening up as she simultaneously pulls things out of the bag and lights up the space-
>"My fucking God, you didn't even compress the wound or anything? You know, TRY to stop the fucking bleeding?"
"I..."
>"Just gonna cuddle her while she dies, sure thing. And with that stupid fancy blade of yours on your head you could've ended up stabbing her fucking face or some shit too!"
>You recoil from her side and pull your hooves into the darkness.
>All of it comes out while he's also working on her wing- setting it in place, splinting and bandaging it.
>"I have my hopes, but so far you're just a dumbass expecting us to do all the damned work."
>She finishes bandaging it up, and carefully sets the wing on her side.
>"Don't move it around, yeah?"
>She moves over to you, bringing you and your shame into the light, hooves up.
>"Her wing broke because you landed on it, by the way. Now get up, I don't want to end up like the two I got this from."
>You get up at her command, but you're curious what she means.
>She helps the Pegasus filly up on her hooves, letting her wrap her good wing around her and lean for support.
>Slowly she starts moving forward, the pool of blood she left glistening in the sand.
>Uni clearly struggles a bit with the weight of the filly and the saddlebags, and inches down the hill, his horn the only glow in the darkness.
>"Now let's see if I remember where it was..."

Choices: Gear up and take point, or hang back and help (no roll needed if chosen)
(1 free critical success available, no roll needed if chosen)
Roll for outcome

Rolls are:
1d20
0-2 - Critical failure
3-9 - Failure (can be re-rolled for by the same or another Anon once, a second failure will result in a critical one. a critical success isn't possible in a re-roll.)
10-11 - Wild (your fate is decided by a coin flip. Heads - critical success, Tails - critical failure.)
12-18 - Success
19-20 - Critical success (bonuses for next rolls, extra items, permanent perks, etc.)
Highest or majority backed gets chosen.

>>197886
no u its for show

>>197860
Considering how thicc this filly is, she must ve eaten 39 slices before this one, and that s terrible

>>197885
Here you go!
Sorry about it being blurry

>>197901
It's alright, but that one's still blurry, kek

>>197905
Sorry, old phone camera isn't the best

>>197918
Ah, that sucks. Can you see how it's focusing when taking the picture? If so, you can try adjusting the distance if it's not coming out clear, and refocus until it does. You've got pretty clear pictures with that camera before

>>197923
Kek

>>197901
Kawaii desu

Question : you and other fillies manage to form a rock band. You're playing for the end of the school year's show. Almost all ponyville came to see you play. Cherilee looks worried, the other school fillies and colts are curious. The spotlight is on and all eyes are on you. Which song do you play ?

>>197957
The Touch ~ Stan Bush

>>197957
Stare at Cheerilee while playing Gay Bar by Electric Six.

>>197957
Staple Tapeworms on My Penis.
>>197890
I will tell you that the two aren't the same potion.

>>197961
So it only does one then, got it.

And it will just happen to be whatever effect would make things worse at the given time, yeah?

Why are normalfags drawing stallions with the filly?

>>197978
You mean the OP image?

>>197979
Yes.

>>197980
It's from some autist on tumblr's boyfriend. She/he/it has taken up a sort of bastardized filly persona.

>>197813
Kek
>Babby has to communicate through alphabet blocks

>>197860
How does one get on the Filly Express™?

>>197957
Through the Fire and the Flames

>>197841
>Not wanting to cuddle with another filly
What a faggot

>>197957
Sabaton: The Last Stand

"Alright Twilight, well what flavor are YOU getting then?"

>"Oh, me? Chocolate chip cookie dough, of course."

"Really, that's it?"

>"Well, think about it. Sugarcube corner is a bakery. They sell ice cream and candy and other sweets, but they specialize in cookies, pies, and cakes. If you're going to order ice cream from such a place, wouldn't it be natural to get something with their signature cookie dough?"

"Alright, touché. But for the record, I got into açai AFTER it was popular. I ain't no hipster."

>"Right, so you're a band-wagoner."

"Wow, rude."

>"Bants are the price you pay for making me cover extra friends."

Around this time, Blossom flies over with a tray full of ice cream cones, one for each of you and your friends. Twilight tosses her an extra couple of bits and invites her to sit down with the rest of you to enjoy some ice cream. She comes back a few seconds later with a cookie dough ice cream cone of her own. Clearly, Twilight was right about the house specialty.

>>198007
"Just when I was thinking about paying you back..."
[1d100 = 69]

>>198007
"It sounds like you know your pastries. Have you ever had a treat made with Deez?"

>>198009
I have, It's delicious!
I've heard it's pretty good on an omelette too.

>>197984
you have to make your own filly

>>198027
Creating content puts you at the top of the list for fillyfilly

>>198031
Put out enough and you get to be the alicorn filly.

>>198032
I must create more filly

>>198032
What's the minimum, something like 50k quality words or 50 quality images?

>>198067
U think it was 100k words, but only 2 or 3 people managed it (I think Reuben and ASSFAGGOT)

>>198067
Maybe it is relative to other people making content? So the bar is constantly being raised.

>>198067
50k words, 25 quality fillies

>>198072
Nah dude, that's two easy. Every other contentfag can't be an alicorn, that devalues the rank and creates WAY too many. 100/50 is much more realistic (but content quality is important too)

>>198032
>>198073
What if the single contentfag with the most content gets to be the only alicorn filly, and the rest of the contentfags simply have bigger horns/wings and/or more chestfluff (and so on) compared to non-contentfag fillies proportional to how much content they create?

>>198078
I can see 2, MAYBE 3 alicorns, but past that and it becomes too common

>>197897
Take point
[1d20 = 1]

>>198086
Fuck me...

Someone please roll for holding back...

>>198086
>>198087
Because I feel bad for you.
>>197897
Hang back. [1d20 = 4]

>>198089
Thanks. I keep fucking up the rolls

>>197970
Oh shit, imagine the mess they could make together

>>198078
>>198082
This seems for the best, only two alicorns, one top drawfag and other writefag, rest are just normal random race fillies

And i d say 100 quality filly pics and 250k words, as it d take a long time for both to be achieved
Though Locke and Zippy already reached the pics, with Locke ahead and still grinding to be the top filly

>>198080
She s a grown man, she can handle some petting

>>198105
>Pet sleeping filly
>Her eyes immediatelly opens up and locks on her victim: (You)
>Its like something broke on her mind, as she forces herself on you
>Your human strength cant match her earth pony one even as a filly, as she just keeps going and going

Bad end got: Death by snu-snu

>>198105
this was the count as of august 1st last year

not counting recolors and duplicates, both lewd and sfw
skitter: 32
nore: 44
zippy: 105
neuro: 113
lockhe4rt: 494, give or take a few because there were a LOT of fillies

i dont doubt this >>198080 lovely faggot still holds the crown despite what the others have made, but 100 isnt that difficult
250k words is a fucking lot
t. draw/writefag

>>198080
God, that's cute. Good work!

>>198107
>>198111
trips confirm good death

Had a bit of a fuck around trying to draw hair less shit. Turned into a bit of a silly drawing in the end

>>198119
That's a very silly filly

>>198119
Heh, nice

>>198112
100 "quality fillies", not shitposty ones that you can just make out in 5 minutes
And the point was to make it a very high climb indeed, so its actually hard to become an ali-filly

But yea, 100k words(not chars) is already a lot on itself, so fair point

>>198131
Is quality relative? It might take someone a long time to draw something an experienced artist could do fast

>>198132
Lone please
Though he does bring up a fair point, quality is in fact relative

Perhaps the amount of time you worked on a pic could be a measure of if its quality or not? since you did your best or just sketched something quick could be discerned with that.
Yes, there s quick pics and more time consuming ones, but something like 1h, 1h30min could be enough for a pic with sketch, lineart and perhaps colour if its simple enough
I know my new year sketch took like 5-7 hours, but i m no drawfag so had a hard time, there s people who can sketch in 10 minutes or less.
Iunno, what do yall think? just take this "Quality" away and raise the amount? If you draw one filly a day, with minimal quality, being either a sketch or simple lineart, that d be already 365 fillies in one go, so easy way to farm if you can draw fast

Too much autism, all fillies are now alicorns, let the chaos begin

>Be Anonfilly
>Things were shaping up to be bad
>Lyra had shut the doors to the balcony from the inside and shoved you into the hallway
>From your prostrate vantage point, you could see her mane had gotten frizzier and eyes were now wide with a feral glee
"So, uh... you wanna search this castle for clues?"
>"No, no, that wouldn't work. It's too late, the feds will be here soon. We need to figure out how to weaken the Princesses, rather than expose them."
"...any ideas?" you asked timidly

>"This castle is one of their alicornish strongholds... could we destroy it? ... No, no, how are we supposed to do that?"
>Lyra turned her head to you, and only now did you truly know fear, as if an anchor had been dropped from your stomach into the depths of Tartarus
>Her twitching, oversized eyes were filled with a wild bloodlust reserved for serial killers and communists
>"...You have a lot of connections to the Princesses. There's a big chance you'll be an alicorn someday, and that'd only make them stronger. Yes, that's it... and even not, it'll be a little bit of justice for all the ponies the princesses harm with-"
"Woah! Woah! Don't do something you'll regret! Worst comes to worst you'll go to jail for kidnapping, but if you kill me Twiggles will send you to the Shadow Zone."
>"...Twiggles?" she asked obliviously
>Maybe you could use her ignorance against her; she didn't see your cards
>"Oh, you know, most powerful being in Equestria, one who is above the affairs of mortals such as you. Do you want to know why she took me in, and not one of the countless other needy foals?"
>You see Lyra's eyes brighten at the thought that you were going to give her give her valuable information
"Because I offer her something nopony else can. A student worthy of her notice." you state with an air of boldness, thrusting your fluffly lil' chest out
"For I am Anonymous, Master of the Runic Ciphers, Invoker of the Triumvirate Sigils, Scholar of the Ancient Mysteries, Summoner of All Eidolons, and I will NOT be inhibited by some boorish hick! Flee, as my patience runs thin and mind grows heinous!!"
>For a second Lyra stands in shock, as if she actually believed you
>But of course nobody would take this seriously coming from a smol filly
>"Trying to deceive me, huh? You might be one of (((them))) already. Well, maybe I won't feel so bad about this after all."

>>198139
>Be Mayor Mare
>You'd been at this for over an hour now
>Lyra had stopped responding to you fifteen minutes ago
>One of the Special Cuddles and Tactics (SCAT) Pegasi was lecturing you about his job
>"We can't GET in from the air ma'am, there's some type of force field around the castle"
"Well can't you turn it off??" you replied angrily
>You had hoped to resolve this situation quickly and quietly, but now ponies were taking notice, and the press would probably be here within ten minutes
>And once that happened, you were screwed
>You'd get bad press for letting this happen (somehow?), and some bigshot from Canterlot or Cloudsdale would show up to take command, so you wouldn't even get credit for releasing the filly
>"Ma'am, that would take a team of unicorns DAYS to POSSIBLY break through it. That was almost certainly made by Princess Twilight Sparkle herself- can't you just get her?"
"I don't know WHERE she is, she and her cuddlebuddy friends are always off on some Faustdamn adventure every other week."
>"Well, I don't know what you expect us to do."
"Can't you dig a hole under it or something?"
>He looks at the castle, then back to you
>"You DO realize it's made of magic crystal, right?"
"How hard could it be?!"
>"As much as some commies in Canterlot want you think, you can't dig a hole to get past a wall."
>While you quasi-argue with the fine gentlecolt, you fail to notice somepony sneak up on you
>"Ach-hem"
>You turn to see a blond, white-coated stallion wearing an army cap that could have been taken off of Pone Clancy's head
>Your nethers also notice his large, muscular frame and superior genetics
"I-is there something I can do for you?" you manage to mumble out
>"Are you the leader of this operation?"
"Yes, I'm in charge here."
>'But I prefer being the sub' you think to yourself
>"Not anymore you're not." he answered in a commanding tone
"Bu- On whose authority?"
>"This is straight from Hoofland Security" he says, handing you an envelope.
>You tear it open and give a cursory glance
>Yep, it's legit.
>Buck
"Oh, well, I didn't realize they sent me an aide"
>"No ma'am, I'M in command now. Now give me a rundown on the situation."

>>198140
>Be Lyra
>Furiously trying to think of a way out of this situation
>On one hand, the foal was in with the alicorns, and might become one someday
>But if you killed her, you lose all bargaining power and get buttfucked by the (((Princess)))-owned SCAT
>Plus she was still your best bet in finding out about humans
>The good news was that there was some sort of force field around the upper part of the castle, which kept the pegasi from trying to invade from above
>By accident, you found that dropping priceless vases showed that objects would slow down when in freefall, eventually hitting the bottom of the circular shield at a minimal velocity
>You looked at the jooce-equipped filly, and wondered if the real reason it was there was due to a suicide attempt
>She sets down the empty box quietly, trying to avoid getting your attention
>But your back was to the wall, and you didn't know how long you had until they broke in and hoofcuffed you
>You hear a dim noise; it sounded like a "huleo"
>You perk your ears up, trying to locate the sound
>"Huleo!" it rang out, slightly louder
>It was a stallion's voice, and you were definitely alone in here
>New management?
>You head back to the balcony, filly unwillingly levitating behind you
>Peering out over the edge, you see several SCAT officers surrounding a commanding, self-assured stallion holding a megaphone who oozed dominance
>He SHOULD be in charge
"What do YOU want?!?" you yelled at the officer
>Hopefully something l-lewd
>"I'm here to acquire the release of a-" he looked down at a sheet of paper another officer was holding "Anonymous!"
>Clever. He thought that making the filly seem insignificant, you'd lower your proposal.
"My demands are the same! I want a confession and amnesty!"
>Despite the distance, you manage to see him sigh a bit
>"We don't negotiate with terrorists ma'am."
"I'M NOT A BUCKING TERRORIST! I'M A FREEDOM FIGHTER YOU BUCKIN' SHILL!"
>"I'm not here to discuss political philosophy. I'm here to dictate the terms of your surrender." he said emotionlessly, the tone of a wagie repeating their customer greeting
"I-I have a PRINCESS here!"
>He looks back down at the clipboard
>"Nope, sitrep says Princess Sparkle is out."
"STOP PLAYING GAMES!! I KNOW YOU'RE BUCKING TRYING TO LOWBALL ME!!"
>"Let's act civil, miss." he suggested in a low-key condescending manner
"I-I'll be back!" you insisted

>>198133
wew

>>198141
Wew

>>198133
Fitting video for the mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdBxu4A5LsU [Embed]
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>>198134
Not Lone
If it's any higher I don't think I could put out that much. I already have trouble getting myself to draw

>>198202
>In the first verse you had to change girls and boys to fill's and colts.
>Which honestly does not sound very great together with the rest but you did not want to change too much.
>You also notice Cherilee tensing up a bit when you sing the part about blowing up the school.
>By the second verse most ponies have begun
bobbing their heads and stomping their hoofs to the rhythm, a sign that they like what they are hearing.
>When you get to the third verse everyone has already learned the chorus and is happily singing along.
>The foals especially thinks the provocative lyrics are hilarious.
>You could probably end the show here and call it a success, the ponies here will most likely tell everyone they know about it.
>But you want all of Equestria talking about rock music, so you have planned something a little bit extra as a finisher.
>While the band is busy with the outro you pull out a cloth covered object from behind one of the speakers.
>Not one to drag out surprises unnecessarily you remove the cloth with a flair to reveal what now has caught most ponies attention.
>A rectangular standing box, with a T shaped handle on top and two cables leading to somewhere.
>It is a plunger detonator, the kind that Wile E. Coyote uses in the cartoons you used to watch when you were younger.
>That's right, you are ending this show with a bang by blowing up the school for real!
>You even painted it red and wrote ACME on it in white letters for that extra authentic feel.
>No one will ever forget the day Anonfilly and gang introduced rock music to Equestria.

Thank Celestia for Mercurial.

>>198208
This is probably one the most glorious filly plot ever.

>>198112
Man have I really done 113 fillies already?

>>198216
No. This is all a dream. You need to wake up.

>>198205
kek, good shit anon
i wanna be in a filly rock band and play shitty linkin park songs

>>198112
Who is this zippy fellow?

Honestly, Lockhe4rt is best filly, always has been and always will be. There is no surpassing him. He has been providing the best filly content since the beginning, and unless he ends up in Equestria, I will never come close to his level.

Need an updated count, Is this based on your own archive or from derpibooru?

>>197707
I still don't know where this fits in the Lone Extended Universe™. We have a filly running from a monster, a filly talking to Celestia and a filly in another abuse/mommy issues story.

>>197897
Gear up.
[1d100 = 85]

>>198133
I didn't ask for these feels.

>>198202
>>198203
>>198204
>>198205
Kek

>>198205
Kek, that was some finisher

>>198248
Give her T H E H O S E

>>198245
The one I wrote earlier this thread was just supposed to be a one-shot, it's unlikely I'll continue it. Lab is... connected to Chilly. I'm not going to say much more than that because spoilers.

>>198249
Horny fillies get the hose

>>198251
Fuck, no the one shot was last thread. Disregard that.

>>198249
>>198252
Hey that s my line

>>198259
too slow hue

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>197707
>You struggle to undo your satchel and grab the first bottle of Infurnum you can find.
>You see the other pony readying a plank of wood.
>The large wolf-like creature in front of you looks you dead in the eyes.
>You can see nothing but malice.
>The blood dripping from it's sleek shiny maw doesn't help its case.
>You don't know which type of Infurnum this is, the labels were peeled off when you found them.
>Well, here goes nothing.
>You toss it at the creature as hard as you can, the glass bottle shattering on its skin.
>It bellows a guttural sound that could be described as a mix of an electric drill and a man being gutted alive.
>The liquid contained within is quickly absorbed into its fur, and presumably its flesh.
>You start motioning for Absinthia to run while you do so yourself.
>The two of you watch from about 20 feet away as the creature becomes engulfed in flames.
>It tries to scratch the fire away with long sharp claws, but only succeeds in puncturing its ruined skin further.
>No blood though.
>It slowly begins to deform and drip over itself, bits of fur and skin falling off as nothing more than droplets.
>It tries to save itself up until the very end, clawing at the side of the pool of molten material that has become its body until its head melts and it goes limp.
>It continues to melt until nothing is left but a puddle and a slight glint in the little bit of light left over from fires still burning.
>You cautiously levitate it out and take a look at it.
"Looks like it ate someone with a bit less luck than us."
>"What is that?"
"Keycard, level 1. I don't know what it can access, but for reference Twilight had level 4."
>Something in the distance screeches.
>"Sounds like that thing might've brought us some unwanted attention."
>Nonny: 6 Electrum, 5 Infurnum, 1 canister of Chlorine gas, 1 candy bar wrapper.
>Absinthia: A plank of wood. It smells like meat.
>Input actions.

>>198208
Her hips made blush.

>>198308
* made me blush

>>198208
Mare filly.

>>198326
Once a filly, always a filly.

>>198306
Nonny: Take keycard, leave wrapper
[1d100 = 58]

Both: Continue down the hall, not in the direction of the sound.
[1d100 = 70]

>>198331
Forever Filly

>>198326
Mare proportions.

Squiggly filly

>>198337
Why are we leaving the wrapper? What are you anon, some sort of litterbug?!

>>198357
W-what a nice feelly...

>>198007

"Wow, just when I was thinking about paying you back, Twi."

She smiles as she takes a big lick of the cookie dough ice cream.

>"Nah, it's too late for that. You'll get to enjoy snarky Twilight as your payback."

"You know, I distinctly recall saying I was going to order some hot chocolate and apple pie with this, for all of our friends of course."

>"And I distinctly recall that not being a part of our original deal back in the swamp village. Feel free to order them yourself though. You remembered to bring your wallet, right?"

"Why yes, that wallet is purple, has purple hair, and now that I think about it, her name might be Purple too!"

>"Says the filly who's the same color as vomit and mold."

"Oh yeah, well you look like a..."

You struggle to think of something purple that is remotely disgusting. Unfortunately, most things in nature aren't purple.

"like an eggplant."

She slowly claps her hooves.

>"Bravo Anon. You've compared me to a perfectly edible vegetable. Now have we established that I am clearly the Princess of Bants or do you want to keep going?"

>>198357
This is a good feel

>>198363
>not going for purple dildo
Filly, on behalf of all of us, I shall say: we are disappoint. [1d100 = 81]

>>198363
"Oof." [1d100 = 22]

>>198363
"I can't destroy you immediately, unicorn, or it might stop being fun."
[1d100 = 31]

>>198404
Yes (you) are.

>>198404
Filly accepts her cuteness

How would you fine Anons define an excellent filly?

>>198444
A filly with trips like yours
Checked

>>198344
>>198346
wew, good stuff anon!
always nice seeing your style around here

>>198404
U sure are.

>>198404
>Implying Anonfilly would ever say that
>Literally (You) bait
>No one calls it out or even try to point that up

>Also all the gay faggotry from last threads
>Filly doesnt even fight for her humanity anymore
>Literal M O M M Y I S S U E S
>Jumping into dicks and futas instead of holding your ground against becoming gay with the new body
This thread has changed, and the filly that i loved is dead
F

>>198469
k.

>>198469
>and the filly that i loved is dead
so you loved another guy?
what a faggot

>>198475
Gottem.

>>198469
Nibba I only come here for the mommy issues content. I dont give a shit about Anonfilly otherwise, and I imagine theres several others here.

>>198486
Forgot image, fuck mobileposting

>>198478
I never have and never will be here for mommy issues content, and I imagine the majority are the same.
If you aren't in the Anonfilly thread for Anonfilly, then why not consolidate what (You) want elsewhere?

>>198489
Because there's mommy issues here already.(?)

>>198487
>mommy issues writefag hurt that people want more mommy issues
Wot

>>198469
>Implying Anonfilly would ever say that
Would it feel better if the punctuation mark got replaced with a question mark instead? I know I'd love it.
>A random pony you happen to really enjoy hanging around with suddenly says you look adorable
>You can't help but get a bit shocked and at the same time blush a little at that comment

>>198469
>Implying there is only one Anonfilly personality
>Implying there couldn't be an Anon who would say that

The rest is just you complaining about things you don't like. If you want to see something different with Anonfilly, then why not post about it or make content for it?

>>198478
>>198489
I like the "mommy issues" stuff, but it's certainly not the only reason I'm here

>>198486
>>198487
Not sure what you're trying to say here

>>198492
>>198498
Alright, I can kind of understand how I fucked up the execution of that. I like writing mommy issues stuff. I really do. But it does kind of get on my nerves when I try to do something new and nobody even fucking rolls for it. I remember some people complaining a while back about the direction I took my main green, so here you go. A whole new story to fuck around with however you please, and most of you don't even bother. Part of that is on me for handholding a bit, which I'll probably stop now, but come the fuck on; where did the faggots who were shouting out effective poisons left and right at me go? I'm admittedly not really deserving of any attention, but it was so nice when I had it... I do this shit as much for you all as I do it for me, and I'd just like more engagement. I'll try to do better on my end, make action prompts a bit more open-ended instead of suggesting answers, etc, but the way I'm doing this can't work without your engagement.

>>198534
Filly unlocked the Devout Job.

>>198363

"A vegetable? Oh, no no no. You misunderstand, Purple. I compared you to nature's dildo."

Much to both Rarity and Applejack's confusion, Daring ends up bursting into laughter, and Blossom ends up covering her face with her hooves to suppress a very pink blush covering her face.

>"I think you just got completely wrecked by my mate Anon here, Twi."

Twilight does not seem amused and rolls her eyes before flashing a devilish smile.

>"So what you mean to say, Anon, is that even though you think I look like a vegetable... I still get more action than you?"

And thus your thunder is completely stolen as both Blossom and Daring end up laughing even harder at your expense. Rarity and Applejack are STILL confused, perhaps because they're still innocent fillies, whereas everyone else except for Blossom used to be an adult, and Blossom was probably exposed to some adult humor back on Earth. Or it could be that dildos aren't a common thing in Equestria, either because they don't have the best materials for it (even you must admit that you wish your wooden toys were silicone), or because ponies are a lot more prude than you'd expect. If the latter is the case, it might explain why Celestia had no significant reaction to your attempts to shove your face in her crotch when you first came to Equestria.

Applejack scratches her head, still unsure of what just went on.

>"Can I ask what in Equestria y'all are talking about exactly? What's a dildo?"

>>198538
put purple on the spot to answer this, since she's supposed to be the resident smart(ass) now.
[1d100 = 75]

>>198538
Gracefully accept defeat, she's fuckin' earned it. [1d100 = 49]

How many of you fillies are real and want their ponuts eaten?

>>198538
MUST NOT CORRUPT!
[1d100 = 89]

>>198560
C-can I still eat your ponut at least?

>>198538
[1d100 = 83]

Explain in great detail the function of a dildo and how to use one

>>198538
B O O S T >>198539

>>198587
Forgot boost. [1d100 = 30]

>>198584
There’s a god

>>198539
boosting
[1d100 = 50]

Alright, fuck this. If nobody is going to play I'm out.

>>198668
That one guy did.

>>198669
Oh yeah, and of course I was running a cyoa for one guy.

>>198676
>Implying it hasn't been a problem for a while
>Implying there aren't (You)s to spare when Reuben is rolling in the fucking things
I really have tried.

>>198678
Because Reuben is more open-ended. Your choices are things like "go left" or "go right" ala early CRPG's , whereas Reuben's are like a DnD campaign that allow for creativity and interaction with other people.

>>198676
Lmao.
I don’t want to sound mean,but it it didn’t seem interesting to me

>>198690
why purple's horn go floppy?

>>198538

"It's a uh... Twilight?"

You turn to Twilight hoping she can provide the answers for you, but she simply shrugs at what you seem to be implying.

>"Oh don't look at me, you're the one who brought it up."

You really don't want to ruin Applejack's innocence, so you try to think up a good analogy. Unfortunately, a good one doesn't come in time, and Daring interjects, loudly.

>"It's a rod-shaped thing you stick in your cunt to make it feel good. I don't get how this is supposed to be a big deal."

Applejack laughs.

>"Is that all it was? Why y'all making such a fuss about it?"

>"It's cause it's supposed to be an adult topic or something. I think they must think you're an idiot and can't handle the subject, Applebutt."

Applejack glares at you.

>"Are you patronizing me, Anon?"

>>198693
Tell her the truth, we wanted to protect Applejack's purity, because we wish someone had done that for us. [1d100 = 6]

>>198693
"Not patronizing, just trying to put Twilight on the spot to deal with what was thought to be a somewhat-awkward subject."
[1d100 = 54]

>>198688
Only 4u

>>198682
>Allow for creativity
Yeah, fuck you. Nothing is stopping you from trying to do things differently, you'd just rather circlejerk and boost.
>>198689
And fuck you especially.

>>198469
>>Literally (You) bait
>makes a post of entirely (You) bait
What did (You) mean by this?