Willkommen im Aryanne Faden!!
Aryanne Hoofler is a female Earth Pony with a white coat, blonde hair and blue eyes. Her cutie mark is a pink heart with a black swastika in it. She is a military officer from the Maremacht of Germaney and an active politician.
Established in 2013, Aryanne has become famous for her polarizing artwork webwide and has been recognized as a memetic mascot character of right leaning Horsefuckers, Clocking in with over ~2.800 pieces of artwork as of the writing of this post.
In this thread we showcase new MLPOL Art. If you find good Aryanne pictures or greentext content, post it here.
If (You) want to contribute to our community, feel free to visit our Websites and Discord groups listed below!
- This is a right leaning thread to promote the collaborative axis between /mlp/ and /pol/ /)
- subjects of interest include (but are not limited to) White Nationalism, esoteric Horsefucking, current events and Chan activism
- for appropriate thread materials check the MEGA Archive
- Our content includes drawings, paintings, photography, crafts, comics, animations and more!
- gay transnigger jews in wheelchairs need not apply (shilling included)
- bump reasonably (this thread usually lasts 6 months to a year in the catalog)
BIO - Part I
Name: Aryanne Hermine Hoofler
Nicknames: White Death, Windmill Pony of Friendship
Title: Gräfin zu Sachsenhausen (Nobility Title inherited from her mother)
Race: Earth pony
Height: 1,77 m
Weight: 73 kg
Eye color: light blue
Hair color: light blonde
Skin/Coat color: bright white
Cup Size: D
Blood type: 00 rhe. negative (Aryanne has this tattooed on the underside of her upper left arm as SS Blutgruppen Tätowierung)
Birthday: April 20th
Zodiac sign: Aries
Parents: Randolph Hoofler (Son of Adolf Hoofler) and Maryanne Hoofler
Siblings: Oldest of 5 brothers and sisters
Political Belief: National Socialism, member of the NSDAP
Occupation: Military Officer of the Waffen SS and Wehrmacht
Likes: children, cooking, Panzer, Patriotism
Dislikes: Communists, (((Greedy people))), cowards, prudery
Skills: speaks 4 languages, trained in unarmed combat, swordfighting and military grade heavy weaponry including vehicles
Personality: Enthusiastic, hard worker, affinity for sexual behavior, likes to collect weapons and uniforms of many kinds
CM: Pink heart with a purple outline and a black swastika in the center
BIO - Part II
Aryanne is the oldest of 5 siblings and is used to a leadership role since her early days as a child. Being the granddaughter of Adolf Hoofler she received a good education, but was also taught the values of manual labor, benevolence and respect for her people. When she was 15, she spend a year as an exchange studen in Nippon, this is where she developed a fetish for uniforms. After the graduated from school at age 16, she joined the Schutzstaffel of Germany after she had been tested and recommended as a suitable recruit. As any german worth his salt she takes her work very seriously and served with all passion and power her body could muster for the greater good of the nation and it's people. She now does duty as a high military Officer for the land units of both the SS and ocasionally the Wehrmacht and fought in several campaigns against the enemies of the Reich, which gave her years of combat experience. Aryanne loves her country and her countrymen and although she can't help herself but being a lewd girl, her greatest dream is to find a loving husband and have a big family with many children.
Source - http://aryannehoofler.deviantart.com/journal/Aryanne-Hoofler-Character-Data-and-Measurements-639361160
If you want to try your hand and draw Aryanne yourself, You can find a chart with her official color scheme and a vector of her Hakenherz Cutie Mark
here - .https://imgur.com/a/8C6kF2O?grid
>For Show related Vector Art templates, please check this site:http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_Friendship_is_Magic_Wiki
Post the picture of your choosing in this thread with the marking /r/ or Vector Request with a short explanation. No dice though, all art here submitted is produced at the leisure of the artist. It may be made or maybe not.
MONTHLY HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE LAST OAT
January 2018 - November 2018
If this was done in /mlp/ they would be reeeeing about the OAT taking around 50 image posts at the beginning.
Having said that, I'm still amazed that there's a lot of aryanne content every month.
Time for the Aryanne Thread Update of December 2018!
I hope you all had a GUD YULE
with your families. If you don't already have snow, it might come from New years onward (if you are on the Northern Hemisphere, at least).
Christmas Season did not stop the bullshit from rolling in. People are getting deplatformed for making videos about Elliot Rodger, the Globohomos want to destroy Christmas in the west, trannies get you striked with fraudulent copyright claims for making streams about them, People are so desperate for a US border wall they did a private funding campaign and theres increasing violent protests in Paris and Brussels against Macron and the EU.
As Most of you will know, Tumblr grew from bad to worse and actually BANNED all Porn content from their website globally.
Stock Market is already crashed, with the site lacerating users. This might have been the last act we have heard about Tumblr. As Expected, Almost all Pony Art blogs were striked as well. Effective immediately, I will no longer list tumblr blogs in the Artist list (unless the artist really has no other account to my knowledge). Most people went to other sites, most prominently Pixiv and Newgrounds. Pity the fools who unironically went to twitter, thats just as bad soon. More details about that can be found in the related thread on MLPOL.
This months art is just about a little above average. Due to coincidence i got access to the 4chan /mlp/ draw thread archives, which gave me a change to go diving and pull out some surprises for you. I hope you will enjoy them! Also, some Anon here on MLPOL supplied me with links to a grand archive of Manos Greentext.
If you were looking for some new semi-Aryanne related story content, you should give these a look. You might enjoy them a big deal. Links will be in the last post today.
Lastly, According to Randy there might be a change in pace coming the mid of February 2019
. More intel about that when the time is ripe.Before I finish, I want to thank all our posters, supporters and content creators for their continued assistance in keeping this project going for soon 5 years now.
Despite the increasingly bad circumstances we are facing as a niche community and on a grander scale on the internet I am still surprised how much content I can still curate here for you on a monthly basis. I can not tell what 2019 will bring, i doubt it will be good, but the next paradigm shift might be just around the corner. Next Aryanne Thread Update will hopefully launch around January 30th (if the content allows it, otherwise I will leave a note.)
Have some good New Years Celebrations, Good Fortune in 2019 and drink responsibly! (^._.^)/)<卐3
>OAT Update - December 2018 - MLPOL.NEThttps://imgur.com/a/5O7gSXd?grid
>OAT Discord Invitehttps://discordapp.com/invite/FqnneTc
>Luftkrieg's CYOA Vol. Ihttps://8ch.net/pone/res/242589.html
Pony, Anthro and Anime Art, NSFW includedhttps://www.deviantart.com/antiquemelody1899
- trad art aryanne with hat auschwitzhttps://inkbunny.net/Aryanne
- Aryanne's Main contributorhttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-ratofdrawn
- black bat ponyhttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-coinpo
- lyra screenhttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-cowsrtasty
- OC picturehttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-darkdoomer
- unicorn trad arthttps://www.deviantart.com/ebonyduskcrown
- Lurker's tumblrhttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-hioshiru
- aryan pony with hairy legs on bedhttps://www.deviantart.com/ljdamz1119
- Aryanne with hand grenadehttps://www.deviantart.com/jay156
- Anime & Humannized Pony arthttps://www.deviantart.com/kalemon
- cerberus ponyhttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-moonatik
- aryanne singinghttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-murder
- Anthro Aryanne group sexhttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-negasun
- santa hat ponyhttps://www.deviantart.com/nugakku
- gas you dentisthttps://inkbunny.net/pestil
- octavia sexual violinshttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-scylla+the+kelpie
- cow rarahttps://www.facebook.com/itssugarmorning
- aryanne and kyrie sad shock faces auctionhttps://portfolio.commishes.com/user/SugarMorning
- alternative linkhttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-tacodeltaco
- celestia & Aryanne asshttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-tacodeltaco
- trad german soldier pony drawinghttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-vultraz
- red pone arthttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-zazush-dash-una
- rd realistic
Let me see if I can find that file…
Anime Themed Drawings from our main content creators, mostly.
51 - Aryan Pony with fluffy hoofs and ears being concerned with the well being of her womb. Drawn by hioshiru
52 - An unnamed female Catgirl character with pink hair and leopard fur, wearing a short sailor uniform. This was the first picture Randy drew and finished after his japan vacation. The character herself was inspired by a real japanese stray cat with similar fur pattern Randy met during his vacation.
The cat came to him asking for food and petting in the middle of the road. This is not the first time this happened. Aside from the fact that Randy seems to be a literal pussy magnet, even the stray cats in japan seem to have better manners than anywhere else.
53 - A Japanese Warship from Kantai Collection in a festive dress, accentuated with a cat. Jay156 drew this to celebrate the introduction of a wedding feature to the game, which improve the abilities of your Waifu ship of choice.
54 - Outline of Junko Konno From the Anime "Zombieland Saga", wearing her black sailor uniform. Drawn by Randy. This is a new show he recently grew significant interest in.
55 - A female red pegasus called Scarlet Dawn, laying next to a fire place. Drawn by Pestil. This is the NSFW version.
—————--OAT Update - December 2018 - MLPOL.NEThttps://imgur.com/a/5O7gSXd?grid
—————--Manos - Hand of Fate Links to the long running Manos Greentext series, featuring A Natsoc Anon as a Military General erecting a fascist horse Reich
>Human Superiority's Pastebin & Manos green part I-V:http://pastebin.com/u/HumanSuperiorityhttp://pastebin.com/QBMRbrPv
(Part V) - Current
>A character sheet for Manos (Constant WIP):http://pastebin.com/2iFWvgSeBackgrounds of Fate (Manos Side Stories)
>A Royalist's Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/ARoyalist
>EM1's (aka: ZimZam's) Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/EM1
>MedicalKrabbyPatty's (aka: A Black Hand) Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/AMedicalKrabbyPatty
>U-Boat Anon's 'Stiller Jäger, Manos' Kaleun':https://pastebin.com/1EsYgi9R>A character sheet for 'Stiller Jäger, Manos' Kaleun':https://pastebin.com/XzRkXYF1
>>195387>Manos, the hands of faith.
Man, I have to get started on that story.
I been there since they were a general back in /mlp/, yet I never read it. I don't know why.
>>197003>Any thoughts? Suggestions?
Lighter gray and brighter blond hair would help.
Also Aryanne is nicer as a pure pony.
Oh! Is anthro allowed?
Then why I do I see anthro?
Some degeneracy always is pushed by some poners.
But pony purity and cuteness is preferred over degenerate art.
Poor Aryanne, she looks so done with everything.
Time for the Aryanne Thread Update of January 2019!
Hope you had a good introduction to 2019 and you weren't suffering from any power shortages. Winter has the northern hemisphere in a tight grip. There was some drama of course after the year shift, as usual. Kangs rage at teenagers with Maga hats, Telling jobless journos to "learn to code" is now hate speech, Warski turned a crippled wrestler into a lolcow and Venezuela is on the brink of a violent uprising against its communist regime.
Ive spend most of my time on that new livestream site stream.me. Unfortunately, the MLPOL stream did not really work out, for one reason or another. Maybe thats for the better. The Platform has recently started censoring and banning users as well as channels for nebulous reasons. Thats a definitive turn for the worst and I fear it will only go down from there. Thats bad news considering that youtube is now manipulating and banning channels from your recommended section…
As you will no doubt notice, theres a distinct lack of actual Art of Aryanne art this months. The death of porn tumblr did definitely not help with this. Cant say how much longer I can keep this up without completely derailing this entire thread, but for the time being i will now feature content that was at the very least created by Artists you should be familiar with.Randy himself will be busy for the next 2 months to finish a new project.
As he told me its unlikely he will have much time for drawing. Maybe the period after that will turn for the better. His recent focus seems to be anime themed anime girls, some of which you will see here later. Speaking of which, a poster above expressed a profound dislike for Anthro art. I'd like to make it clear that Anthro art was always an important cornerstone of our content, with Randy himself being one of its biggest supporters. Theres nothing wrong with it, In fact I will go as far to say that the Anthro section is some of the best contributions we have here. So feel free to post some of that here if its topical.
Before I finish, a shoutout to Dr. Nick and the Manos Thread.
If you were looking for some new Writer content, make sure to check it out! More about that in a later post, with sources. Additionally, I updated The Retro Gaming thread on /vx/
with a library of new files. If thats a topic that interests you, Give it a look. You might enjoy it. c:
MEGA Archive was updated with the works of December as of Yesterday. My apologies for the delay of the DB Update, I hope i will be able to put that one out with the January Art together by the mid of February. Endure the winter until then and I see you maybe in 4 weeks with the next Update! (^._.^)/)<卐3
+++LINKSOAT Update - January 2019 - MLPOL.NEThttps://imgur.com/a/Az0tkeY?gridMEGAsync Archivehttps://mega.nz/#F!hzo1lY6A!cEwzNtqWD_AwaRBdpJ2BcwOAT Discord Invitehttps://discordapp.com/invite/FqnneTcLuftkrieg's CYOA Vol. Ihttps://8ch.net/pone/res/242589.html
- Vector Art (unconfirmed)https://www.deviantart.com/acewissle
Pony, Anthro and Anime Art, NSFW includedhttps://twitter.com/Ideshoka
- AN-Ms twitterhttps://anonymousdrawfig.tumblr.com/
- also Pony NSFWhttps://inkbunny.net/Aryanne
- Aryanne's Main contributorhttps://inkbunny.net/Burgerkiss/
- Furry/ Anthro Arthttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-coinpo
- Robot Pony Kiva Porn (Amazon Warehouse Robots)https://www.deviantart.com/czaroslaw90
- Anonfilly Boophttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-dankflank
- Sassy Saddles, AJ and Anonfilly arthttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-dr-dot-nick
- Manos Hitler Anonhttps://www.deviantart.com/ebonyduskcrown
- Elsa Schneighders creatorhttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-evomanaphy
- Batpony with Panzerfausthttps://www.deviantart.com/jay156
- Anime & Humannized Pony arthttps://inkbunny.net/Launny
- Luftkrieg porn comichttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-lemon
- Christ Chan on a crosshttps://www.deviantart.com/lockhe4rt
- filly anime arthttps://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Alurker
- AJ Linearthttps://twitter.com/ArtistLurker
- alternative source, new accounthttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-marukomuru
- Cow Aryannehttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-mricantdraw
- cream heart arthttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-pearlyiridescence
- Sonata Duskhttps://inkbunny.net/pestil
- Pestils Main Art Account for pony and CYOA art, nsfw includedhttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-scylla+the+kelpie
- Anthro NSFW Arthttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-shinodage
- Limstone with blindershttps://www.furaffinity.net/user/tfc0234/
- Anthro SFM arthttps://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-xebck
- EQG vectors
Mostly Promotional Artwork created by Dr. Nick for the New Manos Thread. (TLDR A Natsoc Anon in Questria who becomes Führer). Make sure to give it a look once you finished reading this Update c:
11 - Manos Hitler with coat and a long coat in a standing post. Made by Dr. Nick Taco.
12 - Photo of a German Cameraman during field action with a spoof of the cringe comp meme.
13 - Manos Hitler in uniform posing in front of a hillside view, also sporting the Hallmark hair cut.
14 - Manos with hat and cape.
15 - Some fine Artwork of a humanized version of Tay AI, wearing a Schutzstaffel uniform and a MAGA hat. Made by Anonymous.
___________Link to the New Manos Threadhttps://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/198135.htmlHuman Superiority's Pastebin & Manos green part I-V:http://pastebin.com/u/HumanSuperiorityhttp://pastebin.com/QBMRbrPv
(Part V) - Current
Other pieces of art that did not really fit anywhere else.
26 & 27 - SFM Art i found by chance on inkbunny. Portrayed here is a group sex scene with some guys OC (Jake) going to town with 3 other Anthro mares, including Aryanne, a ponified version of Harley Quinn and a third character. (I thought that was Lorelay Kernav at first, but im not sure about that.) Theres cum versions of these too, but i think these regular ones are better. Made by TFC0234.
28 - new-ish photo of the Dirndl Aryanne plushie made by Burgunzik.
29 - Anonfilly getting a boop by a human hand. Made by Czaroslaw.
One thing id like to mention on the side is that a piece of Czaros Anonfilly art was recently featured in a swedish propaganda magazine that ran a smear article against 4chan and the alt right, check the link below if youd like to take a look at it. Of course, they didnt pay or even asked him to use that.
30 - An angry looking Changeling rearing its cheesy hooves. Made by Lurker.
Anonfilly art that was featured in swedish propaganda magazine in august 2018
Anthropomorphised Porn Art. Most of these pieces have been sent to me by Scylla the Kelpie.
41 - Petrified Statue of Celestia in BDSM gear. Made by Scylla.
42 - Anthro Aryanne as a pregnant Cow Pony with large, leaking Milkers. This was made by Marukomuro in response to an unironic twitter campaign of PETA which claimed Milk is an enabler of White Supremacy. (They showed screenshots from He will not divide us season 1…)The Twitter cow thread can be found here -> https://twitter.com/peta/status/1053073317786198022
43 - Scylla in a dominatrix dress up paddling the add of another Anthro OC. Made by Scylla. A greentext for this picture can be found below.
44 - Thicc Version of Fenneko the desert fox from the work themed Hello Kitty Anime "Aggretsuko". I found this on inkbunny while looking up Aryanne Art and since Randy has a fondness for these animals, I included it.
45 - Flat coloring of wrestler Aryanne in a laying Position. Made by Scylla.
___________Greentext for Picture #43
"It is not often that the slaves of The Society were put into a position of power. So when a certain young kelpie found herself in such a position, she was at first at a loss as to what to do.
Scylla thought she was going to a routine bondage session with the head mistress, Schorl Tourmaline, but when she was delivered to her bedroom by a minotaur who simply shoved her in the room, slamming and locking the door before he had the ability to notice anything inside, she found the pony she believed would be tormenting her for the next few hours in a precarious predicament. Schorl was gagged and bound in a position that left her helpless and exposed, with no means of escape as even her horn had been restrained from using magic with a ring. Scylla thought this had to be a mistake, perhaps the crystal pony had set up a kinky scenario to be shared with one of the members of her club, and forgot what time it was suppose to be. As it were, Scylla felt she had three options.
She could help the mare out, to which she might be rewarded, but more likely it would just bring about the scheduled "torture time" Schorl had planned for. She could sit and wait for the minotaur to return, which would lead to her being punished simply for being there, despite her doing nothing to cause this situation. Every choice looked to lead to more unjust suffering Scylla was accustom to in this slave training facility, but there was a third option that would at least make her inevitable pain worth it.
Knowing there was no escape for the punishment that awaited her, Scylla decided to take a more devilish approach to the matter. With the crystal pony watching her every more, Scylla went to the mare’s personal closest to find some things to make this event more entertaining for the kelpie, and more memorable for the crystal unicorn. In just a few minutes Scylla came back out, wearing a crimson dominatrix outfit, and wielding a paddle with a shape cut out of it in the visage of Schorl’s cutiemark.
It brought Scylla much joy to finally give back to her enslaver the pain and humiliation she had been getting since she arrived. With a swat of the wooded plank against Schorl’s flank, the bound mare howled into her gag, her sparkling mane flicking around as her head shook wildly. Scylla playfully sent another swat into her keeper’s rear, and again the crystal mare cried out, legs quivering from the sting her fatty cheek felt from the impact. Again and again Scylla landed her blows against the cruel mare’s rump, finding excitement and fun in an activity that she never before believed she would enjoy doing. For once in her life, Scylla could see what Schorl saw in this, that punishing someone at your mercy against their will could bring the most delightful of feelings.
Not once did Scylla question why the pony who Schorl had gotten tied up for never arrived, or why there was a dominatrix outfit in Schorl’s closet that was exactly her size, or why Schorl wasn’t wearing the same kind of negation ring on her horn that the slaves of the Society did. All she thought about was how much fun it was to smack the backside of another mare and watch her struggle as her skin turbed a lovely shade of red. So much fun that she didn’t even notice a small glow come from the bound mare’s horn, and a sly smirk form from behind the gag in her mouth, happily accepting every punishing blow she received as things went exactly as she planned."
Pony erotica drawn by our associated artists.
46 - Japanese High School for pony OCs, with one of them getting "accidentally" throatfingered during gym class. Made by AN-M. AN-M also wrote a short greentext for this, which you can find below.
47 - Bipedal Art of Reflect Decrypt & Abstract Module posing in Cat Lingerie. Made by AN-M.
48 - Celestia getting usurped by a filly with blue locks. Made by Pestil.
49 - Picture of Kiva, the Amazon Robot pony getting a fairly rough delivery. Drawing by Coinpo.
50 - Lyra sitting in a bed magically playing with her No-Nos, Made by AnonymousDrawfig
AN-Ms High School Greentext:
"Anon in pony school, except he is a teacher and the school is full of ocs.
She wants to taste that hand edition.
>You are already done with the session, and there is still some time before class ends.
>At least half an hour before class ends, you really finished quickly today!
>Now all you want to do is sit down and relax.
"Alright! You can do whatever you want until your next class!"
>Everyone spreads out, some huddling together to chat, others making their way over to the water fountains, one throwing herself on the ground, and another two playing around a nearby tree.
>One of the twins, the blue-eyed one, comes closer to you, shivering and blushing.
>She timidly asks for help, saying she accidentally swallowed something and she is afraid it’s stuck and she might choke.
>She asks you to use your fingers to get it out.
>I should send her to the School’s nurse, right? They’re supposed to handle this kind of thing, after all.
>Maybe, just maybe this little pone is trying to pull a fast one.
>You’re sure she is lying again. You can clearly see it in the mischievous expression crossing her face.
>Little liar doesn’t know how to pretend at all.
>She is clearly not going to leave you alone until you comply.
>Let’s just get this over with.
This kind of situation crosses my mind from time to time
>>1789259 Maybe she is very persuasive
Thanks to my friend for helping on the text and on the grammar overall <3"
Japanese styled Pictures made by our guys.
51 - Animation of Neo from RWBY with a bowler hat shaking her behind. Made by Jay156
52 - Finalized fully painted version of Junko Konno from Zombieland Saga in her black schoolgirl uniform. Made by Randy. Zombie version pending.
53 - Unnamed Oppai Loli Catgirl OC wearing leather shorts and a nipple chain. This piece was revised several times before it achieved this status. Made by Randy.
54 - Top Down View of Seung Mina from the fighting game Sould Calibur, holding her polearm between her buttcheeks. Drawn by Jay156.
55 - barebreasted Pin-Up of Yoko Littner from Gurren Lagann, with her Sniper rifle. Made by Jay156.
___________OAT Update - January 2019 - MLPOL.NEThttps://imgur.com/a/Az0tkeY?grid
>Filly with blue locks
Oh come on! Its Cozy Glow! Do you even watch the show?
Because it's not against the rules, this anon is just an autist.
/mlpol/ is not halfchan.
If in the US you stopped having energy because of the cold, here we didn't had it because of the heat.
We had 3 days without energy, and those three days were the hottest here (the most hot reached 44°C).
I sometimes think it was because everybody were using the AC so much the thermal was going to jump sooner or later.
Hey guys, somebody made an unnofficial "official" Aryanne thread>http://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/33473327
Just saying in case you want to post or not.
You mean meth, Lieben.
⚡️⚡️☠️⚡️⚡️Today is the 5th anniversary of the Aryanne Thread.
On February 14th 2014, an Anonymous poster on 4chan's /mlp/ board made a thread titled "White Man come home." with an advertisement for the site Autismchan.
Enclosed was pic related. which was posted almost half a year prior to this event. What happened after that was to eventually become, by chance, fate or coincidence, history.
Thank You again for this nice Vector Accu. Randy will be happy. Also obligatory N O T G A Y
. Nice get too c:
Happy birthday Aryanne! Congrats on reaching 5 glorious years!
Also, congrats: happy Valentine's day.
Ha! I didn't expect that.