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 No.170187[Last 50 Posts]

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>165114


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Don't do it, she bites!


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One more for the road.


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Kek, perfect


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An attempt was made.


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infinitely exploitable edition


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I'll be updating filly of the next couple of days.
If you think you're stuff is missing or incorrect in the Doc or Dropbox. Make it known, please.

Also it may be a while before you'll see me again due to work and school piling up. if that is the case. My contact info is in the Dropbox.


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Dude, trees lmao


>Stoner filly


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>Ywn have a smoke session with filly, And then cuddle while watching The Big Lebowski.


You don't have to roll, there isn't really much to roll for.
>"D-don't panic! Just lie there for now, I'll look for something."
"Not like I have much of a choice…"
>Thirty minutes later and you're still lying in the same spot with nothing from Twilight.
>Again, you counted.
>You've made a game out of blowing your mane out of your eyes.
>Basically anything to distract yourself from whatever the fuck just went down.
>You can assume that was Luna, but why?
>Wasn't she supposed to protect ponies in their dreams?
>Next thing you know a zombified Spike is gonna be knocking at your door to rape you.
>This idea is so absurd that it makes you laugh aloud.
>Sounds like something an edgy faggot would shoehorn into their shitty story for shock value.
>The door creaks open.
>"I… I've got nothing."
"Nothing. Really, nothing in any of that metric fuck ton of books?"
>"Well, not like I read through all of them in that time, but yes. Checking the indexes of every last one revealed nothing."
"So, am I stuck like this?"
>She puffs up her chest.
>"No. Don't doubt my skills, I-I'll find a way to fix you…"
>Her voice cracks.
>She sounds unsure.
>She gets up next to you.
>"You're not going to become a fucking quadriplegic on my watch."
"You have no fucking clue if this problem is even solvable, do you?"
>You watch the fire leave her eyes in an instant.
>"No, I don't…"
>You shakily draw a breath.
"Twilight, kill me."
>"W-what? No!"
>She wraps a wing around your neck, turning your head to look into her eyes.
>A tear runs down your cheek.
"Please, I'll only be a burden on your finances. It's better this way."
>"Dammit, you mean too much to me- my research. No way, José."
"If you love me-"
>"-let you go… look, I'll keep you up and running as long as I have the money to feed us."
"And didn't you say something earlier about ressurection?"
>"As a last resort. The conscience can be restored in one piece if the brain is still intact, but everything else is a toss-up. Not to mention it's only ever been tested with much success on rodents."
>"I don't want to think about this, I'm going to get you some soup."
"Okay m-mom…"
>She smiles sadly at that, leaving at a light canter.
>You can only assume she uses some sort of magical bullshit, as she returns with a steaming bowl of liquid in under five minutes.
>"Alright, open wide."
>You oblige, feeling a small amount of fluid trickle down your throat.
>The cycle continues, with Twilight spooning small amounts of the mixture into your mouth when she's sure you've chewed and swallowed the last one.
>The soup is pretty good, but you're almost positive she gets it from someone else.
>That doesn't stop you from thanking her when she finishes, though.
>She beams at that, her face then slipping back to the morose expression she held prior.
>"My pleasure. A story?"
>You simply nod a bit.
>Twilight pulls out Moon and begins to read the next chapter.
>"But stranger still were the spores that alighted on the surface. The food supplies were beginning to run low and they at first seemed to be a gift sent from Celestia herself, with the grim true nature of that fact being confirmed when the first pony to consume one developed strange boils. Quarantined, the resident war-criminal biologist looked on in horror as something even his craftsmanship of biological weapons could not create ripped through the pony and stared at him with cold, unfeeling eyes. Before he could sound an alarm, his neck was relieved of its head."
"Great choice Twiggles."
>She just glares at you before realizing what you said was meant to be a joke.
>"Heh… I-I'm still very tired right now, maybe if we both just fall asleep I'll realize I overlooked something in the morning…"
"I'll try my best…"
>"Shh… I can help with that."
>You hear the soft sound of magic as your hair is tugged at a bit.
>Twilight starts to sing softly.
>"A-a true true friend helps a friend in need…"
>You hear soft sobs entering the verses as you drift off once more.


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fuckin progress pics


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Ay, good to see more. Let's hope Luna doesn't come back for round 2.


>Heart catchlights
Holy shit, that's cute.
Looking great so far


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If she DOES come back, challenge her to a boxing match in your mind.
1d100[ 1d100 = 56 ]

“You would more probably have gone to the guillotine,' replied Sir Tristram, depressingly matter of fact.

'Yes, that is quite true,' agreed Eustacie. 'We used to talk of it, my cousin Henriette and I. We made up our minds we should be entirely brave, not crying, of course, but perhaps a little pale, in a proud way. Henriette wished to go to the guillotine en grande tenue, but that was only because she had a court dress of yellow satin which she thought became her much better than it did really. For me, I think one should wear white to the guillotine if one is quite young, and not carry anything except perhaps a handkerchief. Do you not agree?'

'I don't think it signifies what you wear if you are on your way to the scaffold,' replied Sir Tristram, quite unappreciative of the picture his cousin was dwelling on with such evident admiration.

She looked at him in surprise. 'Don't you? But consider! You would be very sorry for a young girl in a tumbril, dressed all in white, pale, but quite unafraid, and not attending to the canaille at all, but--'

'I should be very sorry for anyone in a tumbril, whatever their age or sex or apparel,' interrupted Sir Tristram.

'You would be more sorry for a young girl--all alone, and perhaps bound,' said Eustacie positively.

'You wouldn't be all alone. There would be a great many other people in the tumbril with you,' said Sir Tristram.

Eustacie eyed him with considerable displeasure. 'In my tumbril there would not have been a great many other people,' she said.”
― Georgette Heyer, The Talisman Ring


>Anon goes to Equestria
>He cant hit any jobs thanks to his lack of magic, which makes his skills mediocre compared to ponies
>In the end, he becomes a delivery man, being able to carry lots of boxes at once
>A little green filly hears about the new human
>Everyday she starts asking for pizza just so he may come to deliver it to her
>Even though she tries to chit chat he just shrugs her friendly advances and think its just part of the job
>Twilight gets wind of what s happening and takes Anon inside during a delivery
>Clueless, he s led to a room where filly is sat down, waiting for him
>The green filly is actually magically glued to the crystal seat
>Not that he noticed that, thinking that a delivery of his may have poisoned the princess's filly
>And she s only taking him inside so the filly may choose his punishment
>He knew this job would bite him in the ass sooner or later
>"So what did you have to say Green Hornet?"
>"Shut up"
>Twilight scrunched her muzzle before looking sheepishly at Anon
>He would rather have the filly decide his fate than Twilight
>Who knows what d happen if he let the princess come up with a plan instead of the filly?
>She starts moving to Green Hornet's side
>No doubt going to assure her that its okay to speak her thoughts about Anon's end
>But not daring to wait to see the end of their exchange, he decides to speak up
"Ill do anything she says, just please dont tell my boss"
>Both horses raise an eyebrow at that
>Its not convincing enough?
>While he doesnt want to open up his miserable life to them, maybe that s the only way to convince them to let him out lightly
>So he went on
"This is the last chance of a decent job i have in Ponyville, please have mercy"
>Green Hornet face lights up into a smirk while Twilight simply becomes surprised
>"Im so sorry" - Twilight says before turning to the filly
"Dont be" - he said, but his thoughts screamed 'Please be'
>"So what did you have to say again?"
>"How about you clean my room for a week? No, a month?"
>That surely wasnt what Twilight was expecting, as she jumped into the air, ashamed from her filly making such a request
"Consider it done, now if you excuse me"
>Anon scampered away before Twilight could think twice from such a light request
>Pushing the innocent filly to make the punishment was the right choice after all
>And while Twilight didnt seem to accept such a light punishment, the earlier he was out that door the safer he d be
>Thankfully the absurdity of it all stunned her for long enough for him to actually get away

>Meanwhile back at the castle….

>"All you had to do is to apologize you know?"
"Yes and? You saw him, he said he d do anything, i couldnt just pass the offer"
>"Anon, he barely has time for all his deliveries, what makes you think he ll be around for that?"
>"Go on…"
"Why, you re a princess, he probably would obey whatever i said, even if it only meant that he wouldnt cross you from wronging your dear filly"
>Anon couldnt hold back a giggle from all the things she could ve requested
>Maybe she should ve gone for something more…
>"Oh yea? Well, two can play that game my dear filly~"
"What do you mean?"
>"The amount of days he spends more than 15 minutes cleaning your room, is the amount of months you ll have to work as a delivery filly"
"What? But-"
>"Shush, Im not done. And on top of that, all the bits you earn from those months you worked will be redirected straight to the human, no buts, no questions"
>"So, what do you say?"
"I think i forgot something back in my bed, I…Ill be back in a second"
>"You re such a smart filly~" - Twilight said in a sing song voice, before undoing the spell that held the filly still


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>Last 3 lines
I can handle any edge, any gore, any atrocity, but that…that hurt more than it should


Recap time!

Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ

>You are Anon Filly, a young psychically-endowed filly who used to be human.

>Along with a few friends who also used to be human, you are on a quest to stop some commie-pony who used to be human from taking over Equestria with her changeling pals.
>You're also trying to find out who the hell this clone of you is that's been running around since yesterday.
>Speaking of yesterday, you experienced it a grand total of 10 times for reasons more or less outside of your control, and you almost killed yourself this morning over the thought that it might happen again.
>Really, this whole "being in a magical universe" thing is kind of just one big existential crisis.
>And right now you've been debating with your friends the possibility of what it would be like if you never made it back home.


>Be Human!Anon
>Heading to the Friendship Castle to pick up a couple of fagets for your DnD session
>You knock on the door
>Eventually a frazzled-looking Twiggles answers the door, undoubtedly tired by the swarm of autism she had adopted
>"Oh, Anon. What are you doing here?"
"Uh, grabbing some of the fillies for our DnD session."
>"Oh, right."
>She turns and announces your arrival to the castle at large
>"Reuben! Assfaggot! It's time for your roleplaying game!"
>"L-lewd!" you hear a high-pitched voice exclaim from the next room
>Never heard that one before
"What about Lone?"
>"She's grounded for drawing… harmful pictures of the two of us at school. It was an awkward talk with Cherilee."
"Fuck, she was our Paladin."
>"Now we have no tank" Reuben mutters as she comes outside, closely followed by another green filly
>"Okay girls, be goo-"
>Twilight is interrupted by the sound of babyish wailing
>She promptly turns around and trots deeper into the castle
>"Smoldix, did you wake up Nore again?!? Don't pretend it wasn't you, I put her down only ten minutes ago!"
>You shrug and close the door for her
>Not your problem, she chose this life
>"…Did you bring any booze?" asks Assfaggot
>They ask this every time
"Yeah. But you can't have any."
>You take a swig from your flask before unleashing your stunning rebuttal
"No u."
>"No u!"
"No u!"
>"No u!"
>And this continued all the way to Button's house


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Hi there this is part 2 of Anon x Anon Filly

>”Rut me Anon!”

>The poor filly panted harshly
>Filly juices leaking from her excited snatch and all over your semi limp cock still twitching and wet
“Hey now, that would be gay wouldn't it?”
>Panting hard you still find the energy to give the adorably horny filly a condescending smirk
>”Shut up faggot, I don’t care just please please please give it to me. Ram that human dick so far up my filly puss I choke on it. I don’t care.”
>She looked on the verge of tears as her hind quarters dragged all over your crotch, that delicious slit soaking your cock in warm sticky fluids
>”Oh fuck yes, come on dude. You know you want to ram that meat pole in me. Fucking breed my womb.”
>Slowly but surely little anon perked back up ready for round to with the now sex crazed filly
>You were unsure but felt like you may have scrambled her brain a bit
>Gripping her small hips you guide her along your shaft, her erratic movements becoming more controlled as you thrust against her sloppy cunt, those pillowy pony lips caressing your hard cock
“O-oh f-fuck yes.”
>Words failed you as you tried to say something, anything at all but your mind was weak and all that ran through it was burying your cock in that sweet filly vag
>Every second you spent outside of her depths was pain but still you wanted to make this last, no reason to rush something so perfect
>Your hot bodies pressed together, the night air blowing in from the open window and luna's moon now the only thing casting light on both of your sweaty bodies
>With words gone you go for the next best thing and lock lips with the horny pone
>Her lips were just as good on your mouth as your cock, moving submissive but with a great need almost like a deep hunger for every inch of your mouth
>This was more than sex, this was passion
>Wet tongues soon touched as your mouths parted, slippery and warm pressed against one another in an intricate dance as without thinking your cock delved inside to explore the fillys hidden depths
>Your body was on autopilot now, hands stroking over warm plush ass cheeks, tongue pushing deeper into her mouth and your throbbing erection squeezing into the virgin slit of the moaning slut in your lap
>THis was the paradise mankind had sought and now you were balls deep in it
>The little mare wiggled and squirmed, body adjusting to having a foreign object so deep inside, even with her natural lube every inch of her cave was a vice, every thrust making it clamp down harder
>Teeth nibble gently, mouth sucking greedily, bodies hot and messy pressed together in a semi awkward embrace
>Pulling away for air was a chore, the need to have her tongue in your mouth was strong
“Ah fuck you're so tight.”
>She screwed up her muzzle, moaning and twitching as you thrust deeper
>”N-no shit dumb AHH a-ass im a virgin nghhh fuck. Pull my tail please!”
>Panting and chuckling you oblige the young filly pulling roughly on her tail as she slams her plump back side on to you making her shudder and arch with ecstasy
>Once more you both dive into a deep wet sloppy kiss
>You were sure the whole castle could hear the wet slapping of your deep passionate sex but at that point why should you care? Your dumb ass was getting laid they could eat your ass
>You felt it
>A pressure building up inside of you
>The nut was close
>Oh hell no, there was no way in hell you were gonna cum yet, you weren't done slamming filly pussy
>Gripping her ass you lifted her off of you with a wet slippery noise throwing her chest first onto the bed
>Before she had time to say anything you were in her again this time slamming her from behind like a real man
>Holding her down and plowing her into the bed
>If the castle hadn't heard you two before they could now, hell you were pretty sure the princesses could hear the both of you moaning
>Every thrust brought forth loud eager grunts of lust filled pleasure and the sound of a wet ass getting slapped by a powerful thrust
>But you didnt care, youre mother fuckin ANONYMOUS and right now you were on top of the world and had a filly squirming and writhing in pleasure underneath you nothing could stop you now
>Your cock quivered and pumped thick sticky cum into the little filly’s womb, her body going limp and twitching as your balls empty leaving you both hot and panting
>As this happens you felt the filly’s snatch hugging your cock, her inner walls massaging every drop from your excited cock as you bucked her rump
>The moment seemed to last forever but with a sigh her wet pussy relaxed around your wet cock leaving you weak and shaky
>Rolling over, you decided to hold filly close and take a moment to breath in her wonderful scent
>She smelled sweet but with a heavy aruoma of musk wafting off her lovely little body
>You feel your cock start to go soft in her wet filly hood as sleep starts to creep over you, making you hold her tighter
>The room was once more quiet as the two of you laid there, enjoying the feeling of your afterglow
>You hear her gasp as your semi hard dick slips from her lips, causing her to shiver and push against you as you felt the warm night air on your limp cock
>Everything was right in the world
>You got laid, filly was happy and now you were sure you had a new cuddle buddy not that you wanted one or anything that would be gay
>”H-hey anon?”
>Your ears perk up as the filly whispers up to you
>”N-no homo right?”
“Yea, no homo.”


Kek, love the filly shenanigans

How can one mare handle that much autism?

Such a horny filly. Nice work.


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tell me if there's something i need to fix


Im fucking dying


Looks good Anon, no issues I've noticed.


I don't see why that would be particularly funny. Explain pls.


You know, paladins are supposed to not be evil?


love your work mate!
but also twiggles has no cutie mark behind filly's hooves


wtf i want to be fucked as the filly now


Can somebody repost the blushing sign templates? My computer is slow as hell


need a smiling twilight version tbh fam


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tks anon


Lone isn't evil though.


>>170555 (checked)
Well shit.
That's a nice green you've got there. Sure would be a shame if somebody were to…


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Don't be a corrupt, filly.


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Thats too friggin QT


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But Anon, we re both hues already
Dont ask the impossible m8 ^:)

Will boop for hugs, first come first serve
Unless there s cuddles involved, then you can skip the line


Fly-tackle-cuddles coot filly




Looks great. Wonder what filly did to get there

Cutest guard


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>Filly comes home to Twilight
"Look what I made in school!"
>"O-oh, um. That's an… interesting drawing."
>Twilight takes it from her in her magic
"Do you like it?"
>"Uh, yeah… Of course, sweetie"
>Filly smiles and hurries off to her room
>Twilight takes another look at the drawing, unsure of what to make of it
>One thing was for certain, though
>This drawing was not going on the fridge


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what kind of smile?


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You do your best to try not to think too much about Twilight's situation. Hopefully, whether you stay or leave, it will not come down to a group decision, lest Twilight's goals and Daring's goals conflict. Instead, you'd rather fantasize about the future.

"So what do you guys think I'd be like as a full grown mare?"

Blossom and Daring both give you a quick once over as they try and imagine a larger you.


>"Finer than a wallaby."

Blossom tilts her head in confusion at Daring's comment.

>"What's a wallaby?"

>"They're like kangaroos, only smaller, and more cuddly."

>"Aren't kangaroos aggressive?"

Not wanting the conversation to turn to bestiality in Blossom's presence, you quickly interrupt to change the subject.

"I think she means they're cuddly in the same sense as raccoons. They look like you'd want to snuggle 'em, but they're still wild animals and you definitely should not get too close to them. Anyways, I wasn't talking about how I'd look, but what you think I'd be getting up to? I mean, I know Twilight's supposed to become the Princess of Friendship, Daring's supposed to write novels and go on adventures, and Blossom's supposed to become a weather pony, but what about me?"

Blossom gasps in shock at your suggestion.

>"And just how am I supposed to be a weather pony? Do I look like a weather pony to you? No, screw that. I'm gonna make pretzels or something. I'm already getting training as a baker."

Daring jumps up and raises her voice for the entire train to hear.

>"And from this day forth I shall never write, nor even read a book so long as I shall live."

Twilight and Blossom both subsequently plant a hoof into their respective faces.


this tbh fam


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>tfw Twilight won't put your drawing on the fridge


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To appease Swedish authorities, filly converted to the religion of peace.
On unrelated news, she is now working hard on her truck driving license.


"Twilight! This was not what I meant," Whined anonfilly.
>Twilight had put a hoof over her mouth to contain her incoming laughter but a few giggles past by. This made Anon put on a grumpy face which instead of making Twilight quiet it work as a catalyst for her laughter. She began laughing loudly which echoed in the crystal walls. Anon began to blush and look away.
>Anon was dressed in the royal guard armor one could see on the guard ponies in canterlot. The filly's chest armor reached down to her front hoof's shoes that came with the armor. The helmet's chin protection covered her entire neck.
>Twilight's laughter came to a halt, however, when Anon decided that she was sick of Twilight's antics and began taking off her helmet or tried to. She could scarcely move in her suit of armor. She tried to use one of her back hooves and push her helmet of similar to how a dog scratches for flees. This, however, did not go as planned. When she brought her right back hoof, she rested on the other. Realizing too late that the armor on her behind hindered her movements away from her body, she rolled around and ended up laying like a turtle on its back with her shell being the suit of armor.
>As she was helped up by Twilight all while Twilight switched between laughing and saying things like, "Aw, your such a cute little filly," you remembered how all of this started. You had put forth an argument towards Twilight that you weren't a child in your world and therefore should be treated like an adult here in Equestria. She had barely made effort to look like she was listening while she rolled her eyes and yawned. This had caused you to tell her that you back on earth was a marine sergeant, which you realized the moment you let the words off your tongue was something you should have let slip. A sparkle appeared in her eyes and then she had directed a conniving smiled towards you that had made you involuntarily gulp. Tou missed boot camp.


>Swedish authorities
Hehe, kek.
But did you know that in some districts of Sweden not so long ago, if we don't still do this, gave emplyment for returning isis warriors. Since it could be hard for them due to the trauma of the war, to get a job on their own.


Get into a sultry pose, give Daring our finest set of bedroom eyes, and in the most arousing voice we have say "But I hope you'll read me darling." 1d100[ 1d100 = 1 ]





Alright, we go into the nearest bathroom and shove our face in the toilet until we stop breathing.
1d100[ 1d100 = 95 ]



You know, I distinctly remember at least one command being entered in an earlier thread to not think about suicide again.



Wouldn't it count as "stopping breathing" if we simply held our breath? 1d100[ 1d100 = 37 ]


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You've just made an enemy for life.


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Tough shit, it's the high role.


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How 'bout you roll deez filly nuts.


It seems kinda foolish at this point, to think that Reuben wouldn't flat-out ignore the "high role" when he's done it in the past, especially if it's for the fourteenth doomed-to-fail suicide attempt.


Rolling to burn them and give filly back her vagoo 1d100[ 1d100 = 38 ]


I wonder, what if we teamed with DD and went on a >Rape spree? Starting with the lone Stallion back there from before
Lets block a meme post with an even more memey reply
1d100[ 1d100 = 33 ]


Team with DD without a >Rape spree. 1d100[ 1d100 = 36 ]


Team with DD with an investment in a >Rape spree in the future, potentially allowing for more >Rape some time from now by sacrificing your >Rape in the present.
1d100[ 1d100 = 64 ]


1d100[ 1d100 = 70 ]


fug. I would give my left nut for more futa filly


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That was just embarrassing. You kind of feel like shoving your face into your hoof too, but honestly at this point, you might as well kill yourself. You won't ever have to deal with any of these losers ever again.

You make your way towards the bathroom with the intention of drowning yourself in a toilet bowl. As soon as you open the door, a nauseating smell gives you immediate second thoughts. Whoever used the toilet last had diarrhea and forgot to flush. Without hesitation you flush it to relieve yourself of the smell, but what remains isn't exactly the cleanest looking toilet bowl. Sure, there's no stool left in it, but somehow the off-color porcelain makes you keep thinking about how agonizing a death it would be. Hell, the very idea that the water in there might not be so clean, and that you'd be trying to get it down your wind pipe almost makes you vomit. You dry heave a bit and stumble back out of the bathroom.

When you finally make it out, you find a somewhat concerned looking Twilight staring at you.

>"Are you okay, Anon?"


Unflushed diarrhea and suicide don't exactly mix well, apparently. 1d100[ 1d100 = 79 ]


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I may not be around to update in the next couple of days. Have to travel to the other side of the country for research.


It's motion sickness. Talking about suicide will erode any last trust Twilight has in you.
1d100[ 1d100 = 37 ]


What kind of research?



Cute green

>That one filly who lives in Twilight's basement


war veteran anonfilly story when?

>filly moves behind her and taps her back to get her attention

>she spins around, stuns the filly and grabs her in a chokehold
>"i-it's fine, y-you can keep the milk!"


This but without the suicide bit 1d100[ 1d100 = 32 ]


>Tilting your head backwards, you can see Twiggles gazing to the horizon, lost in thoughts all alone
"Twilight, you're a woman of science, y-."
>"MARE" she interrupted with a twinge of annoyance
"Sure, sure. But you don't honestly believe those princesses move the sun and moon, right?"
>"But of course they do. It's scientifically proven."
>Finally, something you knew more about
>But right before you were about to go Newton on her flank, she continued her train of thought
>"Oh, I see the problem. You're used to EARTH's sun and moon."
"I doubt orbital physics has changed much between our universes."
>Then again, magic was a thing here, and pegasi could fly with wings that would never be able to support their weight on Earth
>"Well, ORBITAL physics hasn't."
>"You see, our sun is smaller than our planet, and the sisters maintain its orbit and prevent it from crashing into Equestria. Like your moon"
>(X) Doubt
>You were no physics major, but that seemed wrong somehow
>This answer was tenuous at best, but Twiggles genuinely seemed to believe it.
>Then again, she was very good at lying to you.
>Your best guess?
>The alicorns didn't control the sun or moon, but pretend they do so the populace believe they are gods
>Just like Egyptian and Eastern monarchies
>A coverup worthy of the (((Illuminati)))


>After a few more minutes, Twiggles stands up
"Time to go?"
>Instead of letting you fly down, she teleports the two of you home, and you find yourself in the Castle's kitchen
>It takes you a second to regain your senses from being whisked across half a continent, but Purple just walks over to the icebox like she had only taken a long step
>"Would you like some ice cream before bed?'
>You had decided before she had even finished her sentence
"I've heard some dumb questions in my life Twiggles, but that takes the cake."
>"We don't have any cake silly." she adds with a smile
>Brainlet-level banter


>Be Open Heart
>Couple's counseling wasn't going well
>"I'M the bad parent? Who spent all their time cooped up in a lab and away from the kids?"
>"It's not like you did any better. Is that all this is about? Me being busy at work, trying to improve Equestria with important research?"
>"I saw those letters!" Miss Velvet cried out explosively
>Before she had been bitter, perhaps even agitated
>Now she was nearly indistinguishable from an erupting volcano
>A bit of shock registered on Mr. Light's face, its reason unclear
>"Oh, you've been going through my mail?? So much for trust!"
>"-letters from SLUTS wanting advice on their "capstone project" my ass!!"
"Well trust is a two-way street, you cannot-" you tried to intervene, but to them you were nonexistent
>Hey, most progress didn't involve the interviewer anyway
>"I wonder how many 4.0's you were handing out, hmm?" Miss Velvet continued
>"I can't believe you'd even CONSIDER this a possibility! Maybe all that time neglecting Twilight made you a little paranoid!"
>"Don't try to pin this on me!" Miss Velvet intejected
>"-If you're gonna SPY on me, maybe we should rethink our situation!"
>This was fine.
>Everything would be fine, you were sure.
>Maybe working at this couples' weekend retreat was a mistake


>Be the filly
♫ "Going to grandma's house, eating lots of cookies" you sang to yourself in a Cartman-like fashion "Getting spoiled rotten, and everyday watch tv!"
>"That's not a proper rhyme Anon."
"It's the thought that counts." you replied, knocking on a familiar door that signified a odd fusion of breathing room and smothering
>After a moment the door swang open, and a tired-looking Twilight Velvet brightened upon realizing you were there
>"Oh, you're here already? I'm not quite ready, the house is a mess-"
>"No, the house looks wonderful." Twiggles insisteed
>"Well come in, come in!" grandma said, swinging the door open wider to allow you entrance
>You passed through the living room and over its /comfy/ shag carpet, taking notice of a blanket and pillow lying on the couch
>"Oh, did he leave them out again?" Velvet tssked in annoyance, using her magic to levitate them into the hall closet
>You jump onto the now-available couch, settling in anticipation of Orange Cheese Puffs
>"Is everything okay mom?" Twilight asked
>"Oh yeah, everything's fine. Just fine. It's getting kind of boring around here though, not much to do."
>"Where's dad?"
>"Oh, doing Celestia knows what."
>The two of them kept talking and talking and talking, eventually moving into the kitchen
>The capital was busy preparing some sort of big festival
>There was a 50% chance Twiggles would drag you along, but you might be able to sneak some booze at least
>Canterlot University was making some big strides in medical research, most of the terminology going over your head
>You understood bits and pieces, surely more than any arts or humanities retard would
>And apparently "grandma" was taking skydiving lessons, much to Purple's chagrin
>That was pretty cool, maybe you could join her
>Not likely, but still
>Listening in on their conversation got boring fast
>Goddammit, go away Twilight
>You're dumping me here so you could go have a spa day or an orgy or whatever
>Let me relax
"Oh boy, my tummy sure is rumbly" you said, massaging your stomach with a hoof
>That got Velvet's attention, and you hear her shuffling around, likely pulling food from her pantry
>"Twilight, what do I tell you every time you come over? You're not feeding Anon enough, she's wasting away!" Velvet henpecked
>For once Twiggles was the one getting nagged
>"You should listen to me more, I know bet-"
>"Well, uh, I have to go do some princess work" Twilight interrupted, obviously not wanting to listen any further, "Just don't spoil her too much, okay?"
>You hear the familiar *pop* of teleportation, followed by a dejected "ooh" noise
>That didn't sound good
>Grand- Velvet popped her head inside the living room
>"I, uh, forgot to buy groceries Anon. Would you like to eat out?"
"Hell yeah!" you answered, head filled with thoughts of fried foods
>Why couldn't you live with grandma?
>If only you could invoke FPS somehow.
>Damn collar.


>Be Anon
>Trotting down a cobblestone street, tummy full of burrito
>Canterlot was truly a beautiful place
>Ponies walking the streets, oftentimes running into an acquantice and starting conversation
>Not a cloud in the sky, with a light wind and the perfect temperature
>You didn't even see any zebras or griffons
>If only you could figure out how to do the same for Europe
>"Say Anon, would you like to come with me to run some errands?

>It wasn't like you really had a choice

>You weren't gonna make her walk you home then go back
>Helping her with the groceries had been the best part
>Sneakily adding in junk food to the cart
>She had to go talk to some friend with a set of scales for an ass tattoo, and you had to stay in the waiting room and read magazines
>According to the tabloids Cadance was a nymphomaniac and Twilight had a drinking problem
>They weren't entirely wrong
>But now you slogged behind Velvet in a furniture store while she looked at various sofas and quills (??)
>Why do you even need a new couch, your current one was fine
>It's not like you were moving, property values in Canterlot were way too high
>Hopefully you wouldn't have to go dress shopping


>Thankfully you weren't forced to be sized for ugly, overly colorful clothing
>Walking home with shopping bags tied to your saddle like you were child labor
>"Don't buy what you can't lift" -/fit/, probably
>Though the next sentence grandma said brightened your mood a bit
>"I think you've earned a present"

>Sitting inside a bookstore

>You had been hoping to visit a toy store, but you hadn't passed one on the way back to Velvet's house, so you settled for some Twiggles-approved recreation
>You had awhile before Purple would be back, so you casually roamed the cramped bookshelf-lined corridors of the store while Velvet goes to buy some coffee
>Just like she had for lunch less than an hour ago.
>And apparently for breakfast.
>She legit had a problem.
>Browsing through nonfiction when a glossy blue book catches your eye
>Out of pure curiousity you pull it from the shelf, and look ats its covering featuring a white filly with a confused expression on her face
>'Growing Up and Out:'
>'What a Filly Needs to Know about her Developing Body'

>Eventually grandma finds you sitting in the aisle, flipping through the book's contents

>"What have you got there Anon?" she asked with the air of a junkie who just got their hit
"It's about being a filly and growing up. I like the pictures of the colts."
>You could see her face freeze-frame
>"I-I don't think that's a good book for you. How about a nice chapter book?"
"But I need to know this!" you insisted, reveling in her discomfort "I'm a big filly!"
>"How about you ask Twilght?" Velvet redirected, undoubtedly hoping you'd forget it by the time you were back in her house
>A purple aura enveloped the tome as it was returned to the shelf
>Grandma nudged you with her head in the direction of the children's wing of the bookstore
>Hopes = dashed
>Filly = broken


>You had left the store with a generic YA fiction book about an artist who had to save his country from a secret faction who wanted to subvert it
>You wish you could've gotten a book from the roped-off section
>Now you laid on the couch, reading about a raid on a griffon cabal when you heard a door slam shut
>"Well, you're back sooner than expected." Velvet said without emotion
>"Finished early." the familiar voice of Night Light answered briskly
>You swore you heard grandma mutter something under her breath
>Wait a second
>Sleeping on the couch
>Visiting lawyer friend
>New furniture shopping
>This could only mean one thing


>Pulling this off would require precision. Nudges, not pushes
>But if you pulled this off, you would have gotten some scrap of revenge against Twilight
>You'd watched your parents' relationship crumble, and listened in to enough fights to gauge how these conversations started
>"Hi granddad!" you said, wrapping him in a hug
>He hugged you back in a reserved manner. The grip of a broken stallion.
>"Had a fun day, huh?" he asked lifelessly
"Yep! Me and Grandma went shopping!"
>"She sure does that a lot, doesn't she?"
>You could see Velvet out of the corner of your eye, listening in on the conversation from the kitchen.
>"It was a lot of fun. We went and bought couches and books and lunch at a very nice resturaunt. The part were we went to the lawyer place was boring though."
>It was at this point that Velvet decided to interject
>"Anon, sweetie, why don't you go upstairs to read your book? I can have some cookies brought up to you soon, okay sweetie?"
"Okay grandma." you said, shuffling out
>There was nothing more you could do here
>You trotted up the stairs, finding refuge in the guest room
>You keep the door opened a crack and press your head against the gap
>Just like the olden days
>The sound of their conversation was muted, but audible
>"Velvet, you can't just make these decisions without me! Couples are supposed to communicate dammit!"
>"Oh, like you don't go behind my back! Do any more "capstone" research today??"
>"Again with the paranoia! Where's the trust?? Where has YOUR contribution to our relationship been??""
>"I'M the one pulling this family along! While you're always away doing your 'research', I've practically been raising the foals alone!"
>"Raising Shining, maybe!"
>"Like you've helped at all! Maybe Twilight's developmental problems were a lack of fatherly influence!"
>"I've gotta push multiple research projects at once because you insist on buying everything our kids ever wanted and put nothing in savings!"
>"No, you just insist on scrimping and saving every bit like a griffon!"
>"I'm trying to keep our finances together between the mortgage and my surgery, but you demand on spending every bit you can! Maybe if you didn't buy $150 worth of coffee every week we'd be in a better situation!"
>"Look, if we need to we can just borrow some money until-"
>"I don't WANT to borrow any more money from the kids! Do you have any idea how pathetic that makes us look??"
>"Clearly we aren't seeing any to eye on anything in our relationship". Velvet said with a huff
>"How did I ever fall in love with you in the first place?"
>"Maybe you didn't."
>"Then why are we here?" Night Light said, finally putting to words what the couple had been thinking for some time.
>The silence stretched on indefinitely, as the two left to begin individual tasks in serperate rooms


There are no toilets on the friendship express.


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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.


Boost. If questioned about it pass it off as an off color joke. 1d100[ 1d100 = 13 ]

No u.

I fuckin remembered to quote the green this time too. Maybe I won't roll utter garbage.



Damn, that hurts.
Nice to see more of this.


Better pack diapers


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Oh hey, there you are.
Missed you last thread


"Do. Not. Ever. Go in there." 1d100[ 1d100 = 39 ]


Also counter-rolling for having the futa filly perform >rape. 1d100[ 1d100 = 14 ]


I'm all for fucking with Purple's life but this …
… not cool, Filly. Not cool.


>Remove left nut for futa filly
>Is teleported to Equestria
>Stuff happens and Purple makes you the filly
>But you still have the vag
>And a single nut
>The least you could hope was a tiny P, but not even that to go with it

Now this is a great setup for green and orange filly interation
Green when?


That toilet is filthy. Just put me out of my misery now. 1d100[ 1d100 = 72 ]


What an ASSFAGGOT amrite?


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Always good to see more from you.
You monster.


ASSfilly has regularly proven herself to be an asshole.


This >>170776 , just remove this Dutch-like voice from my head purple, i cant take it anymore!
1d100[ 1d100 = 5 ]


Kek, i guess we re stuck with him till the end


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That's a scruffy little filly bust. Would tickle her scruufy fluff till she piddles herself and then relentlessly tease before scooping her up for a hug[/sub]


Fail formatting and bad grammar. Wow I need to wake up.


>a book about saving Equestria from a secret griffin faction



Anyone else here loves imagining Anonfilly being the female singer when listening to a song that has a female singer in it?
I'm just so hookeed on Amaranthe right now that I can't stop imagining Anonfilly being the female singer.

How about you all post links to songs you enjoy that has a female singer in it, and comment on if Anonfilly would look awesome as the female singer?


Okay, link got a little broken there because I'm still not used to how this site works. But whatever. Just copy and paste and enjoy! At least I enjoy it…


You forgot to delete "&t" so the URL nested a blank value for the time. Otherwise you got it.

For any fillies who don't want to go to jewtube proper.


Wait what…


Http is there for a reason Anons, and /mlpol/ parser aparently doesnt autocomplete so here ya go




>save his country
>(((Griffon))) conspiracy


That's fucking cute


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I want to be that first filly.

Full size and slight edit


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>You monster
Fitting, since GLADOS has that line in Dota2, the best ASSFAGGOT on the planet.


>not literally the original Portal game



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Something went wrong
Something went very wrong


You do know there's a a glados announcer pack in dota, right? Although that line is prob also in Portal, sounds like something she'd say. Haven't played them in forever.


I know there's announcer packs in dota. Doesn't make esports not disgusting though.


>Something went right
>Something went very right


Lood filly

>Spiderfilly builds webs to sleep in around Twilight's castle


you mean very right
>ywn be hugged by all of spiderfilly's legs on her web
why live


I'd let her lay her eggs in me.


I know she says it at the very least in Portal 2, never played dota.


Spider mare, spider mare…


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I'm confused, are you referring to dota 2 being an assfaggot, or to glados being an assfaggot?


Sexual experimentation.


>"It's from DOTA2"
>fan of the Portal fandom
That line is from one of the most memorable scenes at the beginning of Portal 2, Glados's resurrection : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpk5bsohlmw
It was even included in the game's trailer, iirc.


Her voice still gives me goosebumps.


You have a template for that plush?


nope, not mine, im not that creative


damn, the absolute madfilly


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Dota. It's an:
Aeon of

Portal 2 came out over 7 years ago, it's no surprise somebody forgot a line in the game compared to its appearance in a game they play every day.


>Portal 2 came out over 7 years ago
… holy shit I'm old.
Need to become a filly fast or it will be too late.


Sounds to me like you're ass, but I'll bite.


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Kek, nice


>give filly portal gun
>sees own butt
>spends the rest of her life in infinite free fall chasing her own ass



Lovely fillies
Crotchboobs are too big though


Since when has lone been so fucking b a s e d?


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filly has been playing too much Stalker.


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А иу, чики брики и в дамки!



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An attempt was made


This is her final form.




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Let this inspire some more Derpy Momfu love.



>A handicapped Derpy living on disability struggles to raise a handicapped Anonfilly


Do whatever Spiderfi-
Jesus Christ!


Anonfilly attempts this but critical fails



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I am back from Boston and will resume regularly scheduled updates tomorrow. By which I mean very much later today, since it's already Friday.

Also, my feet are full of blisters and walking is painful.


Ouch. Welcome back


I want to play with her spinnerets while she tells me to fuck off


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>9 posts in over 24 hours


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i told you we're ded, anon

but nooo, nobody wanted to respond to my fuckin rolecall


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>mfw buried in schoolwork


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like just drop otu nigga then you can fillyfilly alk the tiem


I blame discord for stealing filly and filly acessories discussions



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Discord is cucked and bluepilled


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some of the fags don't even browse the thread

but the discord is what's holding all the filly fucking posts, so either that or this, really


Fair enough, kinda miss getting that in here though. I mean everything in moderation, there are worse things. Like a dead thread.


yeah, fair enough
history repeats itself, shame people didn't heed the warnings

now we just sit in this tiny lifeboat, and see where the water kills us


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Don't worry I am write fiction

>r filly

>doing fuckall in mom's house
>your mom is derepy
>she is honestly an admirable pony considering her circumstances
>She doing always her best to make you feel more comfortable
>you ought to hug her sometime soon
>you hug retard poner
>good feels all around


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Maek me cri evrytiem
Ah r8 8/8


Or stay positive and do what you can to help keep the thread alive.


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Second one was already posted a few threads ago.


Momfu hugs are the best


Filly looks like she's in a PSP game with that blockiness


I think that's the joke


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>blame discord
This. And all the pony lovers don't talk about ponies there anymore.
Discord destroy threads, make circlejerk groups and turns people into normalfags.


>When simply lewding you just isnt enough for ponka anymore


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We need more Ponkapedo


no u
i do what i want


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I miss when that was a plot point and it wasnt all Twiggles
Ponkpred was fun


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Woo. Got my new computer up and running. Time to write.

>Day something in blah blah blah.

>Once again, I find myself being bored to death by Twilight babbling on about magic.
>I would have tried looking out a window to distract myself, but all the windows in this particular room were those tacky stained glass windows showing bits of magical horse historia.
>So, instead I was fiddling with the pencil in front of me.
>"Ano--er… Emerald Dawn, this is serious. Could you please pay attention?"
>I affixed her with a frown.
"E tu, Twilight? There's nobody else around. Why don't you use my name? You almost did."
>She sighs and sets down her pointer that she had been prodding formulas with.
>"You know you'll have to be able to keep up your new identity. Also, 'nopony'."
"We already went through that bs over the 'nopony' thing over a decade ago, Twilight."
>"Yes, but you weren't a pony then, and didn't need to pass as one."
>I threw up my hooves.
"Well, fuck! Take my name, take my way of talking, why not just take my dick, too??"
>Flat look engaged.
"Oh wait. You already did that one."
>She shrank back a little, pained expression on her face.
>"I… I said I was sorry about it…"
"If sorry were good enough, the world wouldn't have as many wars."
>Her ears drooped as her gaze drifted toward the floor.
"I get that you're trying to help, but this bullshit is like tossing a kindergartner into a collegiate class and expecting them to keep up. I can't even use a fork, for fuck's sake!"
>"I… I'm trying," she whimpered.
"So does a paraplegic, but they're not going to win the triathlon."
>"I… I…"
>She ran from the room with an audible sob.
"… Ahhh fuck."
>Fucking thin-skinned ponies.
>Always making me feel like shit for perfectly good banter.
>Hauling myself up, I meander after.
>With a heavy sigh, I glance at one of the guards outside the door.
"Which way?"
>The guards, as usual, were stoic.
"Can't you at least glance in the right direction?"
>Still nothing.
>With a turn, I stomp off in search of the purplest of princesses.

>"… You think we should have said she teleported?"

>"Nah. I dunno if I want to risk saying anything. I heard Blueblood is jumping at shadows after that incident."
>"…good point."

>Eventually, the telltale sounds of sorrow caught my ear.

>Following them to their source, I found Twilight moping on her bed.
>Unfortunately, hooves don't make for the most stealthy approaches.
>"Go away," she immediately says without taking her face off her pillow.
"Yeah, I'll admit I deserve that."
>I ignore her command and join her on the bed.
"I understand you're trying. I'm just an idiot, you know?"
>She turns away, ignoring me.
"I'm sure your lessons would be very interesting, if I weren't at square zero."
>I pat her on the back, eliciting a 'hmph' from her.
"I'm sure once I learn how to do some basic shit, I'll be bugging you about all kinds of stuff. But for now I don't even know how to do things you probably take for granted. So… if you can help me get past that, then great. I'll learn. If it's outside your skill set, perhaps you have…"
>I shudder and grimace.
"…somepony… that would be more suited or have advice for you."
>I give another pat, then get up.
"Take the day off. Get a snack. Get some sleep. Give it some thought. You're good people, Twi. Don't forget that."
>With that, I leave her to her thoughts.
>I felt eyes on me as I walked away from Twilight's room.
>"I'm so proud of you, my little sunshine. That was a wonderful thing you did."
"Blow it out your ass, fusion flanks."
>"Language, dear. And here I was going to treat you to a sundae."
"Sweets lose what make them special if you treat someone to them every day."
>"Is that so? Can I have yours, then?"
"Never said that. You've got to pay the inevitable dentist bills, though."
>With a melodious giggle, she fell into step beside me as we continued down the hall.


Very heartwarming. Thanks for the update, always love your stuff.


Thanks. It's kinda funny. I started out writing it and intending one thing, but it turned into something completely different. The story was like 'Nope. Here's how it's gonna go.'


Kek, nice


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Where did the pedoponke meme came from?


Not sure. It was already there by the time I joined the thread.


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Same as >>171459, but was something big before, about ponka wanting to lewd the filly and Twily protecting or being a nuisance to her plans, never quite getting to it
As soon the move happened fags forced Twily to be a pedo mom so much that ponka was left aside sadly

Though Twi canonically has shown to be a filly fiddler so meh


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>So does a paraplegic, but they're not going to win the triathlon.
Kek, im stealing that line


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"Ugh, unflushed diarrhea and suicides don't mix."

Twilight's face immediately turns to worry.

>"You're not thinking about suicide again, are you?"

"No! …okay maybe. The bathroom on this train is so filthy it makes me want to hurl- myself out a window."

She sighs.

>"I don't know what all that time loop did to you, but you clearly haven't made it out in one piece. I know you're hurting so please, can we talk about it? I don't want to see you go. We might not have known each other long, but you're one of the few people I can consider a real friend on this world, and I know I'm not the only one with that sentiment."


This is some kind of psyop straight out of the CIA's playbook isn't it? 1d100[ 1d100 = 97 ]


Dice rollRolled 64

"Twilight, I was thinking… being surrounded by children like me, do your motherly instincts kick in a lot? Or is the prepubescent pony biology blocking them?"


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Foal labor builds character.

Ask to see her psychiatry certificate.
1d100[ 1d100 = 18 ]



No U 1d100[ 1d100 = 49 ]


>Be Anonfilly
>It had been nearly an hour since the "lovers' " fight
>You had nearly forgotten about it, you were becoming engrossed in the book
>It had really taken nothing to start the feud. You thought it would've taken some prodding and poking to incite an argument, but they pretty much just went off on their own
>gg ez
>You hear a knocking, and a cheerful-looking Twilight Velvet comes in holding a plate of cookies in her magical grip
>"Alright swwetie, here you go." she says without conviction, setting down the plate on the bed
>You wasted no time dropping the book and bending over (heh) to grab as many cookies as you could fit in a hoof
>Velvet sits down next to you, not really adressing your existence
"Is something wrong grandma?" you asked, feigning ignorance as you set the cookies back dow on the plate
>She seemed shocked at your awareness, as if you were retarded
>Wait, did she think you were?
>Was that why she was so nice to you?
>Pfft, of course not
>"No, nothing's wrong. Grandma just has a lot to think about."
"Is it bad? Is there any way I can help?" you probed, widening your eyes in fake innocence
>"No, I can handle this. It's just some relationship issues." she said sadly, seemingly regretting the last statement based based on the expansion of her pupils
"…Is someppony being mean to you?"
>"…Well, uh… no." she lied
>The way your parents had lied to you
"Are you sure?"
>"Anon, I'd rather-"
"If somepony isn't making you happy, you should leave and go make new friends! Just like Twilight taught me! Isn't that right grandma?"
>"I, well, yes, I guess…"
"And even if your friends are away you can still play by yourself. It's better than hanging around with bullies." you pushed
>Velvet bent over and hugged you
>"Thanks Anon, I needed that." she said sadly
>Anon: 8, Twiggles…
>Well, numbers didn't matter
>Revenge was sweet


rolling to combo these in some coherent way
1d100[ 1d100 = 64 ]



I browse the thread just as often as I would if the discord didn't exist.

The major difference in the existence of the discord is all the cringy "pedophilic" roleplay is now there instead of here.

Also, since the death of filly on /mlp/, this new home is more laid-back and there's less of a demand for bumps, and people are still making content, so there's less unwanted fluff, more pure filly.


>Filly gets mad about being treated like a kid
>Forced to get a job
>Wishes she were treated like a kid again
>Goes back to getting treated like a kid
A vicious cycle

>How can I fuckin help you today?



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>The way your parents had lied to you


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If I had to blame something, it'd be the CYOA inputs for choking out other discussion in the thread as a result of not needing bumps
I said a few threads back that we've been missing some of what we used to have in the /mlp/ threads, but I was told to shut up and appreciate the contentfags

Of course, there's also the matter of it being harder to start new discussions than contribute to existing ones, which I think is what is mostly at play here - people lurk, waiting to contribute to a discussion after it starts, but none of them actually start one. There are also several people currently bogged down in schoolwork.


>people lurk, waiting to contribute to a discussion after it starts, but none of them actually start one
Definitely. Bump posts can also start discussion, but there's no need to post them, so that's lost.

I don't think the CYOAs are an issue, personally. We just need more casual posts.


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>I don't think the CYOAs are an issue, personally. We just need more casual posts.
Yeah, that's the bottom line of it
I can't say for certain how much of a factor the CYOAs are, or if they even are one at all, but it'll become a non-issue once we get enough causal posts in the thread


>chatter about how quiet it is

Suppose I'll toss something in. I was starting to think of a new thread for it, but I've always been the type to hesitate to speak up.

Now that I've got a computer that can finally use the Vive that I got shortly after release, anyone know of any good pony-themed VR software?


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> VR
Afaik :
- "Besti" from Skunkfrakker is the only actual pony porn VR game. Not much content tho.
- "Pony VR Ville" from Kaitouace hasn't been update for (literally) years. Guy said he was still working on it last month tho.
- "VRChat" has pony models by myself, tho the animations aren't great due to technical limitations.
And I'm afraid that all there is, in the 'actually got released' category.

I'm currently working on a new VR pony project, tho I don't really have a plan for what it will be.
Right now I'm working on having more platforming capabilities than what Unity usually offer. Aiming to also add Soulborne-ish combat, and maybe some basic online social features like VRChat.
I do plan to have Anonfilly in it, probably as the main character (with dyes, tattoos and shit if you want to recreate another pony).
That's only a side project however, maybe once it start being sorta playable I will open a jewtreon and work full time on it. Dunno.


>soulsborne combat
That's a lot harder than it sounds because of horse anatomy. For example, how would you allow for a bucking motion?

Props to you, tho.


Sweet. Thanks for the leads, man.

Best of luck on your project. I should probably try and think up a project myself sometime.

Well, there are third person VR games, and soulsborne games are also 3rd person. That might be one way.


>"pedophilic" roleplay
>Implying there was any back in /mlp/
Here s your (You), dont waste all at once


Two solutions for now (since I'm 99% code monkey and can't do any complex animations) :
1) The "HorseGame" way -> unicorn levitating the weapon, only animate the weapon
2) The WoW way -> only have 2-3 actual animations, add 6 millions FX on top of it to make it look like different attacks
Probably number 2.


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Have a quick edit and no text version


Wew. Inviting belly


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>Many fillies have appeared around Equestria before you
>But none of them ever found their way to Ponyville
>Appearing randomly around Equestria, they always felt a tug that brought them to the same place, in the middle of the Everfree
>No matter the place where they appeared, be it desert, city or the ocean, they always made it there
>In fact so many fillies arrived that they made a tribe of their own
>Even the Everfree creatures respected the fillies, sensing the alpha aura coming from the previously human creatures
>And the ones that didn't became fuel for the fire or food, so that may've helped too
>But then you came along
>Arriving straight at Twilight's study room and on top of a book she was reading
>You felt the tug telling you to go outside
>But the mare held you close in a hug
>The filly she always wanted, even though she couldn't have children anymore thanks to alicornhood
>Cadance evil spawn doesn't count, that s not canon
>Cough cough, itdefinetlyiscanonsadlyanyway…

>Not being able to have one of her own, she thanked Celestia for your apparition
>Not having any connections in Equestria meant that you could easily be hers to keep
>Not that your human mind wanted it
>Who was this strange colourful being?
>What was she? What are you now?
>Twilight didn't let you leave for months, fearing that you d run away
>And she was right, from the amount of times you attempted to follow the never ending tugging sensation, that you felt deep into your being
>But as days went by, so did the feel
>Until, thanks to finally feeling at home, you didn't feel the tug anymore
>But the fillies at the tribe did
>Suddenly all of them felt the same tugging as before
>They already knew, a new home waited
>And all as one, walked out from the Everfree towards Twilight's castle

Tried making thing out of this #R A R E filly I found
Hope its not a completely shit thing


>"Filly, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to rub one out."


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>each of the anonfillies feels a magical tug to bring them all to the same place where they all feel at home
I like this idea

It's also nice to have a nice one-shot green
I was actually just thinking about asking to have some comfy one-shots in here when I came back to this pleasant surprise


>bunch of fillies innawood for a long time
>they didn't rebuild civilization and got the most advanced tech of Equus
"… where you all guys niggers before ?"
>"Shut up newfag. The choice is 'Taking over the world with human science' or 'Spending the day in the cuddle pile'. You won't do better than us."
"Bullshit, it's easy. I watched every episodes of 'Primitive Technology'."
>"Trying to do basketry *with hooves* … or … fondling other fillies all day."


It's one of the things that got the thread banned in the first place.


What got the thread banned is a single mod having an hate-boner for Anonfilly - he even publicly bragged about it. The whole "pedo" shit was just pretense to cover that.
Same deal than "roleplaying" getting banned after one mod chimpedout and randomly deleted 3/4 of the board.
Stop believing mods' bullshit when they try to re-write history.


>ywn blow a raspberry or rub filly's belly
>ywn be the filly getting the rubbing and the raspberry
why live?


Well, they are a britbong. They probably binned every knife in their house just because the government told them to. Maybe they still believe in BBC's tv detecting trucks.


Updating is complete, expect updates to the Dropbox and Doc to finalize over the next several hours.

Also, as a side note. Because I let this get too far ahead of me, I had to resort to hash checks on the image files to ensure I don't add duplicates. So items may come up as duplicate or missing. Nonetheless, let me know if y'all need any changes or anything added.


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I'm being a silly filly, and none of you can stop me!


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"So Twilight… do your motherly instincts kick in being surrounded by children like me, or is your prepubescent pony biology blocking them?"

She stares at you blankly.

>"Neither. The only child here is Blossom. I see you like the fully grown man that you are. I would think your overly high sex drive should block any maternal instincts towards you."

"Then what's your angle, is this some sort of CIA psyop?"

>"What? No! You're a friend. Friends don't want to see other friends being hurt. You tried to kill yourself this morning because of what happened in the time loop, and now you're talking about suicide again. I'm worried about you."

"We're… friends?"

Twilight is starting to look a little bit annoyed, but nonetheless manages to keep up a relatively pleasant demeanor.

>"We sleep in the same room every night, we've partied together, and we've told each other some very personal secrets. Yes, we're friends. I don't care if you come from a background that believes men and women can't have platonic relationships; I think we can, and I'm concerned about you. So will you please tell me what ails you, as a friend?"


"I'm not sure… Between the voices in my head telling me to do graphic and obscene things and whatever sick bastard is putting me through it all with a grin on its face, it's all just getting pretty tired. I want to get off this ride."
1d100[ 1d100 = 42 ]


"TL:DR - I think I've gone schizophrenic and/or I've become clinically insane ever since I became a pony, the voices in my head can't decide if I want to kill myself, feel some serious feels, or hop onto the nearest pony and rut until my mind goes to mush, and I've died so much that I don't even know if I'm alive or dead anymore." 1d100[ 1d100 = 36 ]


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"Father Christmas gave me coal last Christmas and it broke my heart. Then on Easter the Easter Bunny egged my house. Between that, having my pet rock being turned into gravel, not being able to beat the third stage of Battletoads, and being bullied by Tumblr for drawing Steven Universe characters wrong, it's all so tiresome."
1d100[ 1d100 = 71 ]


somebody shut this down, now is not the time for memes.


Don't know, maybe we're just bipolar and prone to random bouts of depression, arousal and memery, sometimes a combination of the three. This minute's special was depression. 1d100[ 1d100 = 20 ]


Dice rollRolled 54

boosting, attempt number 2 before I delete root and give up forever.


Does anyone else want to see more diaper filly?





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random drawfag thread request


Collard filly a qt.


I see no collards in that picture


Pfff. You're both dorks.

Jokes aside, I agree with >>171687 , collars look cute on filly.


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Lewd. Also kek at Silver Spoon




When in doubt, >Rape
1d100[ 1d100 = 56 ]


Preferably involving nursing.


need more filly in collars, too cute


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This update is gonna be Leagues above the last one if you catch my drift.
>You wake up in the morning with minimal fanfare.
>Twilight brings you a plate of pancakes and slowly feeds them to you.
>Her expression is stoic by this point.
>"I'm going to go to Canterlot to… you know. Research. Fluttershy will be over in about 20 minutes."
"I want to see League."
>"I… alright, I'll see if I can't set something up."
>A few seconds later, and a very disoriented looking League is lying on the bed belly-up in front of you.
>"What the hec-"
>"Gotta go, be back at 4:00, bye!
>She disappears.
>"So uh… you wanna play 'Cowponies and Buffalo?'"
"About that…"
>After a few minutes, you get League up to speed on your predicament.
>"Well this is just no fun at all…"
"Thank you, I feel just great about the position I'm in."
>"Oh no, I didn't mean it that way. Just that I gotta find a way to entertain ya while you're out like this…"
"Which is probably forever…"
>"Hmm, we could… no…"
"How about we… nope…"
>"We could play 'War.'"
"That game is entirely chance, you'd be playing yourself."
>"Hmm… ooh! I could draw something, and you could guess what it is!"
"That sounds fun, there's a pencil-"
>"Right behind your ear, as per usual."
>You get a tap on the nose for that one.
>She smiles menacingly and boops you again.
>"And what are you going to do about it?"
"A-ableism! You just wait for season three, that's when I get my blue-haired overweight stand!"
>"Really, I'd just like to see you try and defeat Nine Inch Heels!"
"That isn't even a real band name."
>"Y-yes it is…"
"Sure. Well, there's paper on the table over there, if memory serves me."
>You hear League go over and grab something, you assume the paper.
>She jumps back up on your bed, taking her time with the drawing.
>"Alright, what is it?"
"A dick."
>"Try again."
"A sausage and two grapes."
"I give up, then."
>"That's not an option."
>You groan.
"Fine, a metal support beam and two large ball bearings."
>"That'll do it.
>The next image takes a bit longer.
"Um… a fallen tree on a tuck bed?"
>"Guess again."
"A dog on a yoga mat?"
"League, it's me isn't it?"
"D-does my mane really look that bad?"
>"Most certainly, but I can brush it if you'd-"
>The door creaks open.
>"Oh, hello. Is there anything C- er, you two want to do while Twilight is out?"


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Oh yeah, also did some felting today.


not bad, it's better than what I can do.


I mean, I recognize her, but I'd much, MUCH prefer a felt plush. That looks very easy to make dirty. And not as soft.


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So did you hear back from your friend yet? We're on a timer here, this might be our only shot to get our hands on Luna's hentai collection.


Now that i think of it, where the hell did Placeholder go?


"I don't know if it's this body or something else but ever since I've come here I've been susceptible to impulsive behavior." 1d100[ 1d100 = 37 ]


Twilight nursing anonbabby while teaching history to filly.


Let the two ladies fulfill their filly urges by prettifying you, then exchange funny stories.
1d100[ 1d100 = 87 ]


Here's what he said last: >>168345
Seems he got hit by school as well.


Twilight nursing anonfilly while teaching history to babby


Anonfilly nursing babby while teaching human history to Twilight.



Just remember to say 'no homo'


Wait, I thought of one more.

Twilight nursing anonfilly while anonfilly nurses anonbabby


what about history lesson?


What has this thread become?


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But that is a felt plush


A high iq circlejerk


I pride myself on cleanliness, plus it's pretty fragile anyways so likely not much more than stroking her back while I sit at my desk.


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Filly and baby can share, that's why Twilight has two teats.


Boost. Add >>171675 if she wants more of an explination.
1d100[ 1d100 = 75 ]


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I can't be the only one thinking of filly riding a light cycle, can I?


>Be filly innaquestria
>Missing home
>Think of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSBco8kVuZM
>Start softly singing to yourself
>Twiggles asks what you're doing
"I'm a weary exile singing my song of loneliness…"


Would ve liked if the bike was designed around poners, with 4 pedals, mouth handle and stuff, but das cute mang


The drawfag said it is a rad big wheel bike.


Boost 1d100[ 1d100 = 22 ]


I think they'd both be too distracted to pay attention


Good idea


Kek, nice. I imagine filly drew that last panel herself.

Filly Tron when?



>>171737 Not a bad idea. We probably need it. 1d100[ 1d100 = 12 ]

That's pretty cute. Nice work


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>That cutie mark


>Be Celestia.
>You woke up to a smell of sweetness and burning.
>You had rushed to the kitchen thinking there was a fire only to find your little filly Anon covered in baking ingredients, trying to pry a pancake off a pan.
>As much as you love her, Anon can't cook to save her own life.
>Then again, the poor dear could barely levitate anything yet.
>At this point she turns and notices you.
>"Goodmorning princess Celestia!" She calls waving happily.
>A smile finds it's way to your face at her eagerness.
"Now sweetie, remember what we talked about?"
>She puts a hoof to her chin thinking a bit before realization hits her.
>"Goodmorning princess mommy Celestia!"
>Eh, close enough.
>"I'm making breakfast!" She says happily floating the spatula up, but she quickly finds it difficult to hold it up and places it back on the pan.
>You feel bad for her, but she'll get stronger, and when she does? Woo filly, Twilight might have somepony gunning for her spot as princess of magic.
"I see that dear, it look quite-"
>Looking at the pan you see the chard remains of what once was three pan cakes in a pan.
>You watch as she flips the char circles and lets them sit for a bit more.
"Um, Anon? I think they're-"
>"Done!" She calls happily moving all the charcakes to a plate, and pooring frosting and sprinkles on top.
>You take the plate into your magic and move it to the table for her, least she looses her grip and breaks it on the floor.
>She hops up on a chair and watches you eagerly as you sit down at the table.
>You stare at the pancakes for a bit with worry.
>You lift the top one up by the edge and instead of it being limp it stays straight.
>There's a (Clack) as you tap it to the one below it.
>It sounds as if it were a tile.
>"Something wrong mommy?" Your little filly ask causing you to look up and see her confused and almost sad look.
"No, mommy's just… admiring them."
>Come on Celestia, you can do this! You don't want her feeling like a failure do you?
>You take a bite of a pancake.
>Until now, you never thought you'd describe a pancake as crunchy.
>Anon hops off the chair with a smile and you quickly teleport the rest to the trash while she's not looking.
>You watch as Anon pours more mix into a pan on the oven.
"Making some for yourself dear?"
>"Nope! I'm making some for Luna for when she wakes up!"
>She is nice as can be but rather blatant about her thoughts.
>This will take some motherly intervention.


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>Be Celestia.
>You woke up to a smell of sweetness and burning.
>You had rushed to the kitchen thinking there was a fire only to find your little filly Anon covered in baking ingredients, trying to pry a pancake off a pan.
>As much as you love her, Anon can't cook to save her own life.
>Then again, the poor dear could barely levitate anything yet.
>At this point she turns and notices you.
>"Goodmorning princess Celestia!" She calls waving happily.
>A smile finds it's way to your face at her eagerness.
"Now sweetie, remember what we talked about?"
>She puts a hoof to her chin thinking a bit before realization hits her.
>"Goodmorning princess mommy Celestia!"
>Eh, close enough.
>"I'm making breakfast!" She says happily floating the spatula up, but she quickly finds it difficult to hold it up and places it back on the pan.
>You feel bad for her, but she'll get stronger, and when she does? Woo filly, Twilight might have somepony gunning for her spot as princess of magic.
"I see that dear, it look quite-"
>Looking at the pan you see the chard remains of what once was three pan cakes in a pan.
>You watch as she flips the char circles and lets them sit for a bit more.
"Um, Anon? I think they're-"
>"Done!" She calls happily moving all the charcakes to a plate, and pooring frosting and sprinkles on top.
>You take the plate into your magic and move it to the table for her, least she looses her grip and breaks it on the floor.
>She hops up on a chair and watches you eagerly as you sit down at the table.
>You stare at the pancakes for a bit with worry.
>You lift the top one up by the edge and instead of it being limp it stays straight.
>There's a (Clack) as you tap it to the one below it.
>It sounds as if it were a tile.
>"Something wrong mommy?" Your little filly ask causing you to look up and see her confused and almost sad look.
"No, mommy's just… admiring them."
>Come on Celestia, you can do this! You don't want her feeling like a failure do you?
>You take a bite of a pancake.
>Until now, you never thought you'd describe a pancake as crunchy.
>Anon hops off the chair with a smile and you quickly teleport the rest to the trash while she's not looking.
>You watch as Anon pours more mix into a pan on the oven.
"Making some for yourself dear?"
>"Nope! I'm making some for Luna for when she wakes up!"
>She is nice as can be but rather blatant about her thoughts.
>This will take some motherly intervention.
>Pic related


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That spider filly is adorable!


It looks like shag carpet though


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It's made with felt materials kinda like pic related.


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You want my help with getting Luna's famed hentai collection? Alright. I get first pick of the loot, and double that of any other filly, and in exchange I can guarantee you access to the vault.


A-are you gonna make a blue filly Lone?




That filly doesnt look like one entity, filly fur and the dark green fur on spider body looks like a failed mishmash of a filly front and a spider back, the black legs dont help either

Could ya make an edited version where her spider fur is filly green like the front, with the legs being darker green like her current spider fur or slightly lighter?


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>Do stuff for free for every filly benefit
>Everyone helps the mission in what they do best
>Suddently caught, but able to send intel back of where it was moved into
>Get one year sentence of purple hugs, cuddles and boops
>Also no ice cream
>New blue filly, who cant do stealth to save her life, shows up to fill the spot
>Only cares about getting her share of the best stuff and double the amount after the loot gets shared to all fillies
>Fag is literally mounting on my scouting mission and failure to earn shit
[Muffled box reeing noises from the distant Friendship Castle™]


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Don't worry filly, your noble actions will never be forgotten. Every year we will dedicate a fap to honor your memory. Younger generations of babbies will be told the story of your heroic deedsand sacrifice for the greater good.

Also I'll bring back some watersports hentai for you.


Top cute. Wonder if she burned them on purpose or if she is just that bad of a cook.


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Allow me to tell you!
College hit me like a freight train and this weekend is the first time in almost a month that I've had enough free time to work on writing because 1) one of my most intense classes got cancelled right before the weekend, and 2) my most intense class just finished a test and has no homework. I'm working on writing now, but I'm not sure how far I'm going to get before I have to sleep.


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Allow me to hug you!
College work sucks, especially when you're trying to maintain an ongoing story.


Agreed. Thanks for the hug, you don't know how much I needed it.


>using orange filly
You are no longer allowed to become an alicorn filly.



it was the best reaction image I had to portray my reaction, sue me.


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Heh, joke's on you, I have no money!


I'll be taking your allowance from Twiggles for your first two weeks then as backpay. Additionally, we'll be splitting your cut of Luna's hentai. Maybe we'll share if you lick our hooves.


Bitch I don't want any of Luna's hentai, she bought it with her own money! Also, you can't get an allowance if you don't do anything worth getting paid for.


>not wanting Luna's sick filth collection for yourself
What are ya, fuckin' gay?

Also we must seize the memes of production comrade, working to live is big bad awful no good capitalism


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One, you're talking to a diehard capitalist, and two,that's my fuckin' waifu!


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>Also we must seize the memes of production comrade, working to live is big bad awful no good capitalism
Indeed, comrade!


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Mama's little comrades grow up so fast.


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"I'm not really sure. Between the voices in my head telling me to do graphic and obscene things, and whatever sick bastard is putting me through it all with a grin on his face, I'm just getting tired of it all. I want off this ride."

Twilight looks pensive for a moment, and takes a seat again as she tries to contemplate your comment.

>"Voices… would these be the same voices you mentioned when you first came to our house in Canterlot? The national socialist and the communist?"

"Oh it's grown to more than just those."

>"Care to explain in detail?"

You sigh and sit down as you try to think of the best way to describe this to Twilight. You know that the truth of the matter is that you don't really have free will in this world. It's all a game. And yet the last time you described things in this way to Twilight, you ended up looping through time almost endlessly until you somehow managed to stop screwing everything up.

In a way, as you reflect the past week or so of yesterdays that you experienced, there is only one way to explain the illogical means by which those events came about, and the even more illogical means by which you were able to escape them. This world has rules. When you break them, you become punished until the lesson has been learned. It only stands to reason that should you break the same rule twice, the punishment will be more severe. You tread carefully as you try to explain your condition within these limitations.

"I- I'm not sure how to put this. I think I might have become schizophrenic or some sort of clinically insane ever since I became a pony. I hear voices in my head and they try to argue over my every move. They can't decide if they want to have me kill myself, feel some deep emotions, or just hop onto the nearest pony and rut until my mind goes to mush. And having died so many times in that loop, I can't tell if I'm alive or dead anymore."

>"Well if you ask me, you're very much alive."

"And how do I know I'm not in purgatory, and you're not some figment of my imagination."

>"Well those voices are a figment of your imagination and you still seem to listen to them. Can you try to ignore them?"


rolling a willpower check for filly to ignore the voices
1d20[ 1d20 = 8 ]


1d100[ 1d100 = 10 ]


it's a d20 for willpower checks, reroll with the appropriate die.


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God damned commies


I was kiddin' ya, don't worry Place-chan. I'm diehard free-market, not 100% ancap for cultural reasons. Maybe when we secure the existence of our people we can establish ancapistan together, though, hmm?


Well, when you put it that way… Still though, if you all pull this off and it somehow gets tracked back to you, I'm telling Twilight about all those "cuddle piles" you guys get into when she tells us to go to sleep. I've been working my ass off to have a good relationship with Luna and I will not let it get crushed by some faggots who can't live without their animu tits.


Boost 2: Electric Boogaloo
1d20[ 1d20 = 20 ]


Does… does this mean that it's not a CYOA anymore? Is Anon free from his/her curse?


Well now, all we need is a love triangle and it will become just like that dreadful NSG CYOA.


In that case, we won't let it come back to you, friend. If they pull it off, I'll pull a Spartacus and take the fall.


This prospect is actually intriguing. What happens when a CYOA character becomes fully aware of the externality that is the voices commanding them, even fully independent from those voices?

Homestuck did it well in my opinion, as dumb as it sounds. The CYOA part was the first few acts, with the readers seeding the session and learning the basics of the computer-logic of Homestuck, and then when their session was fully cemented, Hussie took control of it, essentially showing one of the routes their seeded session would be able to take - likely the only possible success session, AKA the alpha timeline.


Honestly dude, just take the day off.
Don't worry about school, filly stuff, or anything.
Get some rest, play some vidya or whatever you like to do.

You need to allow yourself some downtime, else sooner or later you'll crack under the stresses of meeting school deadlines as well as social pressures of pumping out green. Isn't like any of us are gonna disappear on 'ya.
Because remember

You're trapped here forever.


Thanks, m8. Just don't get too carried away, I don't want to have to help track down a librry's worth of collectible smut.

>sooner or later you'll crack under the stress
Oh, I already have! Don't worry though, I did nothing productive today or yesterday so I'm feeling pretty good now.


>I already have
You sound like you'd get along with an engineering major very well.
What are you trying to major in anyway? I can't remember if you said or not.


>you sound like you'd get along with an engineering major very well
what a coincidence.


I'm so sorry for your loss.


Don't be, I find it fun and interesting despite all the shit that I have to work through.


>despite all the shit that I have to work through.
That's an understatement.
Have you at least almost met your grad prereqs yet?


Not yet, but I'm definitely working on it.



NationStates General
Pretty much covers it: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/NationStates

We all used to be autistic teenagers and this was my first foray into internet politics. There was a CYOA involving a Mary Sue whose first action was beating up the teacher, stealing his car and using his sniper rifle (?) to commit a mass shooting. It got worse from there and I later read about a love triangle and, of course, a tearful breaking of the fourth wall with plenty of bathos.

Politics was just as bad. Some of the threads were decent but the same circlejerk of progressives styling themselves as "secular humanists" kept jumping on the few dissident voices. They'd always pretentiously pretend to be "rational" when really they would just spend 16 hours looking up Guardian articles and insist that others use just as many sources until the other side ragequit. I left that cesspool after discussing the rest of the Internet to be a relative breath of fresh air, at least until the cancer spread outwards.


INB4: The filly becomes fully aware of every post made in reply to the CYOA and yet doesn't feel compelled to fulfill their requests.

In that case: hello Anonfilly. Sorry for the shit we've caused you to do.
t.Some Faggot


(not sorry)


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Oh fuck. I rolled and went to bed before actually checking what I rolled. What does this mean?


It means the filly is now aware of this CYOA and this entire thread and doesn't have to do as we say anymore. Say hello to the nice filly.


This whole 'voice in the head' thing is fucking stupid. I'd like to retain at least some semblance of a fourth wall here.

Stare at Twi for a while. "You know, I have to come clean. There are no voices. I sometimes just do stupid shit without thinking and I guess I'm just trying to justify it to myself. 1d100[ 1d100 = 17 ]


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>nat20 for fourth wall demolition
>17/100 on counter roll

My body is ready for this happening


“The orphanage is burning down!”
>“And why am I supposed to care?”
“T-the little fillies!”
“You do know that if it burns down, they’re just going to raise taxes to rebuild it, right?”
>“Well shit. Let’s save some foals!”


I made this image six years ago. Finally relevant.


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1d100[ 1d100 = 45 ]


So what is needed to counter a nat20?


Another nat20 I'd imagine. Good luck with that, though, seems like we're stuck with a choice between suicide attempts or removal of the fourth wall.


A nat30?



I think you guys are misinterpreting the rules for dice here. A d100 roll is used to determine the action chosen by the filly, not a d20. Occasionally, I have prompted you guys to roll a d20, either to determine the success of your action or to determine an outcome for the filly as a result of someone else's action (e.g. noticing something happening, resisting a magic attack, etc…)

The reason you can "boost" a d100 roll is because you each get one shot at choosing an action, and sometimes you wish to use the same action as someone else. Thus, you are using your one roll for someone else. A d20, however, would be prompted by me beforehand, and only the first roll would count.

Thus far, the d100 action chosen for "try to ignore the voices using this saving throw" is 10, lower than the 17 and 45 rolls for "say I made them up." If I were to take a d20 roll on the low action, that would be the 8 that you already rolled. This d20 roll will probably end up ignored anyways, both because the action roll was too low, and because it was never prompted in the first place.


Thas qt


Fine then, ask her if she has the power to shrink us and if she does then tell her to shove her horn on our snatch and shrink us with it inside
Maybe even put us up her marevag afterwards so we can thank her properly
1d100[ 1d100 = 8 ]


1d100[ 1d100 = 54 ] Filly has my ocd powered by 10x. Have her touch all the walls, the ceiling and the floor in in all possible combinations depending on order while she cries to Twilight for help. When it is not real yet you still feel like a scumbag for putting filly through this.


Just say the nat20 is a 95-100.


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I don't know if we'll be able to at all times, we're all prone to bad decisions throughout our lives, perhaps us more than many others. Perhaps knowing we have friends will help steer our choices in a better direction, the right direction. 1d100[ 1d100 = 85 ] Hug the fuckin' sparklehorse


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probably the most wholesome thing to come out of this CYOA


>my ocd
I don't know what complied me to tell you about that. I is nothing i am ashamed of but I am getting too comfortable with this website I guess.
>probably the most wholesome thing to come out of this CYOA
Filly has finally a voice of reason.


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>filly blows her brains out
>wakes up as friendless, overweight, human male on Earth
Was having Internet really worth it?



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>Not asking for the Twi-fi password


I mean, it's easier to get your hands on niche porn with an internet connection.


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I-I made you a birthday cake Anon. I know it's not pretty, but I hope it's good enough for you.


It's perfect mom, just one thing I can think of improving. D-does it come with a hug?


Yeah, its also a lot harder to develope a taste for niche porn without an internet connection.




That s not Pinkie's perfect pink pie…cake
Not perfect!

Then trample it and bring back some good yak memories for her


This, hug the momfu.


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"I… I don't know. I probably won't be able to, at least not all the time. I make a lot of dumb decisions, and listening to these guys is probably the worst of them all. And to be honest, it's a mistake I'm probably going to make over and over again. I can only hope you- my friends will help push me in the right direction."

You are starting to develop tears in your eyes as you confess your troubles to Twilight, and without warning, you thrust your hooves around her into a tight hug. For what it's worth, she reciprocates and holds you close against her, allowing you to dry your eyes on her chest fluff.

>"You're a silly filly, you know that?"

You barely manage to muffle out an "I am" in your current emotional state as you feel her slowly running her hooves through your mane.

>"Did your voices tell you to hug me, just now?"

You nod.

>"Well, at least they're not always pushing you into bad decisions."

"I'm worried about the future though. What if you're not around to stop me from doing something stupid?"

She pauses for a moment to think, and then her horn glows for just a second, which she touches to your forehead.

>"There. I've put a charm on you to keep you from getting too out of hand. You'll start to have second thoughts if you do anything completely dumb."


Let's test it, try to jump out the window. this charm shit better work, somebody got a nat fucking 20 to make Anon be able to resist us better.
1d100[ 1d100 = 75 ]


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>anon gets payback for all the payback >rape he suffered
I like it


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I messed up a layer


Pls no kill filly.
Filly deserve her eternal punishment of being treated like a child and/or pet, do not offer her the sweat release of death.


Never thought a Frenchman could even show any level of interest in such morbid things as prolonging worse-than-death punishments.


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>sweat release




Eh, let's just say it's her new fetish or something.


Wait, what was deleted?


Why is it spotted? Probably diseased.

>never heard of the Marquis de la Sade

Start eating furniture
1d100[ 1d100 = 85 ]


Filly got a willy
She will fuck Twi silly


Old version of the picture right below that post.


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That's a pretty good futa filly
I'd like to see a futa anonfilly putting her horsecock into another anonfilly's horse pussy


>treated like a child
This is the Mommy Issues General, why are you here?


Kek. I'm sure some fillies would hate it, though.


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O rly?


This. I want Twiggles to braid my mane into pigtails and feed me bite-sized pieces of pancake.


Hmm, looks like Nigel is among us.


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Cuz he ever left


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I only just now noticed the tiny spider shape for the dot of the question mark
This is too cute holy shit


So are you kids going to do this in every thread a british person shows up in, or did you just accidentally doublepost Oniornic in two different threads?


You're the resident lolcow Nigel, embrace it. Don't let your memes be dreams.


The was the first thing I noticed when I clicked on her, it's amazing. It makes me feel amazigoodenometastifulbulous.

That's a word. A jewtuber says so.


You're both being faggots and straying from the thread topic, talk about filly or fuck out. Two Nigel threads are enough, and far more than anyone wants.


I don't think there's been any images like that. I did make a shitty green/quick fic for that once, though.


We all do mate, that's why we're here. Abusive Twilight is just a meme, and we all either openly or secretly want her to love us the way our mothers never did.
Although I am concerned about Lone and the other abuse writers. Are you all okay?


Am I the only one here without mommy issues?



Nope. I get along quite well with my mother.


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Oh, good! Thank god, I'm not the only one.


Nothing wrong with mocking someone for his shitty pokemon fangame when he himself mentions it.


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"Let's put that to the test, shall we?"

Without saying another word, you immediately decide to take a bite of the nearest seat cushion. It isn't very tasty, and you can't seem to rip anything off to really chew on it, but at least you can safely say at least one dumb idea got through Twilight's charm.

"Okay Twilight, what gives? I thought your charm protected me from stupid ideas."

>"There's a difference between stabbing yourself with a kitchen knife dumb and eating furniture dumb. I'm pretty sure whatever compelled you to start chewing on that wasn't aware that the pony who had diarrhea might have also sat on that seat cushion."

Suddenly, you feel like vomiting. You crack open a window and dry heave a bit before you can finally catch some fresh air. As you stick your head out, you wonder what it would be like if you were to jump out. You'd probably tumble very fast onto the ground and possibly end up rolling under the tracks for the train to run over your head. Definitely unpleasant. You opt instead to close the window and sit down next to Twilight.

"Okay, you win. The charm works."

>"Glad to know I'm stronger than your subconscious."

"I can only hope so, Twi."

Now what?


Sleep the rest of the train ride off, I guess 1d100[ 1d100 = 79 ]


Let's try and get Twilight to play nice with Daring, get them to know each other better. You know, for friendship and all that. 1d100[ 1d100 = 91 ]


Excellent. Although it'd be better if she were REEE'ing



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>Your mommy issues are so severe you've contracted false memory disorder



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Never been better


Lone filly is for loving


>Be anonfilly
>In the desk right next to you sat Sweety Bell.
>A pencil was in-between her hooves. A pencil sharper was fixed by two rows of teeth. Pushing the pencil into the hole of the sharpener, she began to roll the pencil with her hooves.
>Putting the sharpener back on the bench, she took a bite of the pencil and began jotting down something on a yellow post-it note.
>When she was finished with the note and had put the pencil down, she inspected it and glanced at you. She blushed when your eyes meet.
>A white hoof covered the note and at the same time pushed the from her bench to yours. Good thing that your benches were of the same height and adjacent to each other. Her head turned away from you, you quickly detected that this was a private matter.
>An white blur stretched from the note to her bench and after it had disappeared the note was now uncovered on your bench while her hoof was back at her's.
>Scribbled in mouth-writing stod: ”Do you like Rumble?” Right under this were two empty squares with a ”Yes” annexed to one and a ”No” to the other.
>You wrote down your answer, tapped her on the shoulder and put the note down on her desk.
>Her hoof covered her mouth as she gasped, eyes wide open.
On the note, it said: ”Ha, u gay?”

A bit low-effort but i wanted to contribute with something.


Adorable, but where is Twilight's horn?


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What do I put on the filly shoes?



Puzzle pieces.


Solid color with semen drops?


Make one Anon filly green, the other Orange filly orange, and then make them kiss.


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orange filly, you say?


Make them green with a pink interior. Then always were them with purple socks so when you put them on, it's like Twilight is ramming that filly puss.


Tbh the assumption that abuse writers fetishes stems from the influence of the mother is freudian and therefore jewish.
Best to just think of them as terribly broken people and move on


The important part is making them kiss eachother.


Not like 2/3 of them haven't outright stated they do…




Reee, that's a waste though.
It needs to be fillied up, every bit of space used.
See, this sounds like a good one, could have em on the back heels so that clicking them makes the fillies kiss.


Saying something is Jewish deosn't discount all of the studies done on it afterward anon…


But you can create a puzzle piece autism pattern from them.


Oh, that IS a good idea!


>Not wanting to spitroast Rumble with Sweetie Belle and the help of two strapons.
Being a filly is wasted on you, Anon.


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This. Also a lot of Jews steal credit for legitimately good things (see: Einstein), so to discount anything that has a Jew in front of it is just silly.


>Sweetie has a crush on Anon
>She passed the note to see if Anon was "straight"
>Note calls her gay
>Cue awkward interactions


>note is passed back
>checkbox is marked yes.


>Sweetie cries herself to sleep that night


>Anon falls to sleep with a dick deep inside of her that night


I want to fall asleep with a dick deep inside of my foalhole~


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She's loud for her size


For you.
Well done, future filly.


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Now, you think, would be a good time to sleep. There's still plenty of time left on the train ride, and it would suck to run into your clone while tired. And yet… there's still some things you could be doing. You have a new friend. Though this friend had hurt you in another timeline, you're willing to put that behind you - for now. Nevertheless, that friend doesn't get along well with your other friends, which is clearly going to be a problem. Friendship is more important than sleep right now, because as everyone knows, friendship is magic.

"Hey Twi, how's about you, me, Daring, and Blossom get together and do something while we wait on this boring train ride to get over with?"

>"Uh… sure? What'd you have in mind?"

"I dunno, like a game or something?"

>"Hmm… maybe. No Truth or Dare though."

"I take it you don't trust Daring that much?"

>"Actually no, I was thinking about the fact that you and Blossom are way too incorrigible. Getting her to give you the dares that you want so you can Carpe Diem without consequences? You are an absolutely naughty filly, do you know that?"

"Oh come on, that was ONE time!"

>"And knowing you, you'll do it again. Now, do you have an idea for a game 4 fillies can play on a train that won't end in lewdness?"


RPS tournament
1d100[ 1d100 = 86 ]


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Someone needs to transparent it tho, the paint tool i used doesnt even have a colour blotter


>everyone gets together for RPS
>everyone throws rock because that's all you can do with hooves
>filly didn't think this through

Charades is always a good party game. 1d100[ 1d100 = 66 ]


May I direct you over here sir?


Can't wait for the filly archive to be up m8.


Then find a better tool and do it yourself, fag.


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Printed the little faggot.


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i think this site needs a 3D Printer thread



Going to paint her?


Maybe in the future, I don't have any paints yet


First advice : don't buy a cheap printer.
I made that mistake and the fail rate is abysmal even when following troubleshoot guides. Having to launch 10+ prints before one goes to completion without error is not worth saving a few bucks.


I would love a general tech/DIY/printing thread for this site. I think it would make gathering the resources to gain independence from (((international tech giants))) for us to make a migration off of Windows/OSX/iOS, much much easier. Imagine if we raided the SJW side of the FOSS community by disobeying their shitty code of conduct, worked together on our own kernel with blackjack and hookers (or backed a programming crew like Red Hat that we may be able to trust not to ideologically censor/track us), and then advocated for others to make the transition off mainstream surface-net sites like us.

Seriously, imagine the influence that we could have if we did this with our families and friends, taught them computer basics and security, gave them some soft redpills, and then provided a platform for them to go to for their political and personal speech. We could become the beacon of hope in tech if the big brained nibbas among us rubbed our heads together.


>Be Anonfilly, new to Equestria
>Keep begging Twilight for mommy milkies, but "she didn't have enough time to devise some sort of magic potion to produce milk."
>inb4 OOC, should already be one, etc.
>Come up with a solution
>Every night Twilight takes a heavy sedative to help her sleep
>And she NEVER wakes up
>You tell Twilight about how your aunt randomly started lactating by drinking soymilk (bullshit, ofc)
>She doesn't actually believe you, but to shut you up she starts drinking it with dinner
>Now you have an excuse
>So every night around twelve you sneak into her bed and suck on her nipples for about twenty minutes
>Three weeks later and you're sucking on her beautiful, perky crotchboobs every night


>I spent over $300 on this server and $50/month
Please tell me you didn't.


An itemized list:
>Personal Server: $250
>3TB WD Red: $90
>Some Networking equip: $72
>Doman name: $25/yr
>Cloudflare Proxy, SSL/TLS + more: $30/month
>Memeing oppertunites: Priceless


Oh god why
Will admit I'd probably do the same if I had cash to throw away though


Honestly, if you don't know what you're doing like me.
Figuring out how to use Debian, SQL, and SSH is more frustrating than the money spent.


I think the money is a good little patch for burning some extra spending money, but you should learn SSH and SQL anyway. Do you use Debian normally, or just for the site? I'm using Ubuntu now, with a Fedora live USB on the side just in case I ever wish to transition to a more challenging OS and properly learn how it functions.


Not normally, no.

The server uses it to the run the admin-side UI and features.

That and it's partly because it has an armel architecture.

Which is a pain, because I have to end up setting up the missing packages for it to work, like a few key image management and apache apps. But also be wary not to overwhelm it with too many processes.


Well, like I suggested, I wouldn't mind a thread discussing things like FOSS and tech wizardry. I don't really have much to offer myself, other than the fact I've got the Linux Bible in my bag for the next ten months of being away from tech and comfortable home living, but I'm willing to make the OP and pose some questions and advice for newcomers to get the ball rolling.


Here is my pastebin if you are intrested.
Also here is link to a unlisted story. Do you guys think I should make it public?


Unless your name starts with N and ends with L, all stories should be put up if they're relevant. Go for it, fam.


I'm sure if you ask, you'll find out.

Also, do you know of any workaround for packages that prefer arm or x86 archs? I had some packages from Cloudflare I wanted to use, but they're limited to those, so armel is excluded.


Sheeit man. I'll direct you to the Linux thread that was recently put up due to the happenings regarding Linux's code of conduct, if you want to make that thread the place for discussion of the topic further.

Unfortunately I'm not sure at all. I got my Ubuntu set up on amd64 and I'm a total newfag with the whole unix-based side of things.


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Sorry for derelling the thread, fillies. Continue posting at your leisure. I'll help with some old fashioned filly.


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well, not like you're interrupting anything, we still ded as fuk


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I'm drowning in a mountain of college coursework
Send help


That's what happens when the thread gets derailed by two autists talking about server tech.


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I knew it was you waste, you faggot. Pick a fucking story and finish it, christ mate.


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Made this shit piece of art after realizing how the typical Anonfilly is so similar to Cartman

Which greentext version of Anonfilly is the biggest asshole?


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Get on my level, fgt.
>$40/month VPN
>$75/year domain name
At least I am the owner of https://anonfil.ly/



ree, I meant VPS


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"How about a Rock Paper Scissors tournament?"

Twilight blinks, unsure how to respond.

>"Have you forgotten we have hooves?"

You laugh.

"Nah, I'm just messing with you. That actually gives me an idea though. What about charades? Might be a little harder as ponies, but we could do it."

>"Hmm… that sounds fair."

Twilight calls over your other friends, who both seem relatively bored from the train ride. Blossom at the very least doesn't seem as creeped out by Daring as she was before she got on the train, although you're not sure if that's for the better or for the worse. At least they're getting along.

Charades, as it turns out, is quite a difficult game to play, but not because of your lack of fingers. Rather, neither Blossom nor Daring had played it before, and therefore neither of them knew any of the signals, like pointing at your ear to indicate that the word "sounds like" something. After a few games that end up terribly, Twilight ends up explaining to them some of the intricacies of how to not suck at charades, and after a couple of hours of play, they finally start showing some consistent guesses.

Eventually you grow tired of the game, however, and of staying awake in general. The sky in the distance becomes orange as the sun starts to set. You're not quite sure why Celestia chooses to lower the sun earlier in the winter and later in the summer, but for whatever reason it is, you're probably going to have to spend some time on the train in the dark.

You feel drowsy.


take a quick 5-hour nap
1d100[ 1d100 = 30 ]


Sick site brah. I wish I had that money to spare, I'd love to be the proud owner of a site dedicated to fashy poni….wait. That's a bit redundant isn't it.


Kek. Active? ASSFAGGOT. Inactive? Probably Somedope.


That's a good filly



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But server and server accessories are fun anon, wouldnt you work with purple to bring hardware tech to Equestria?
Well, that sure is a green idea…

Have an old unrelated image


This should be a banner.


Not a bad drawing actually, only thing I'd add is a bit of mane poking out the cap, unless no mane was what ya were going for


"I'll fuck you up you little shit!"
>"Alright faggot, come out and we can settle this like stallions."
"A-actually I'm okay over here, why don't you come to me."


I was going for no mane and ears since you can't see them on Cartman. It'd probably be better with them tbh.


It's a classic.


>something I created is now a classic
Feels good man.

There was supposed to be a Part2, but then I started re-writing the javascript animator in Unity to get fancy camera tricks, animations and FX.
Got stuck trying to get pixel-perfect game-to-gif output instead of just using screen recording.
Gave up.
Forgot the project.
TL:DR - blame my autism for not having more of those.


That's not autism, that's giving up.


Make moar faggot.



>not physically owning a Raid 6 SSD server with daily file snapshots.
I came Here to laugh at you.
Is the domain price because your paid for a ly suffix?


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>"Okay Anon, Soarin's gonna be here any minute, so I need you to stay in your room like a good filly, okay? I'll buy you ice cream later if you stay quiet."


"What, I don't get to join in?"


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"Why are you so ashamed of me, Mommy?"

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