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Harmonycon 2025
Ninjas
No.380605
https://harmonycon.org/
Jan 31st to Feb 2nd at the Hyatt Regency in Dallas, Tx

There is going to be at least one cow in attendence, and while there won't be any pseudo-restaurant shenanigens, I will be cooking soft tacos for any mlpol party shenanigens.
To that end, I have a balcony suite at a nearby airbnb that has a rooftop patio/pool, if any off-site activity is desired. Just saying.

This is my first Pony-exclusive convention, Im super excited :3
I'll be wearing my lifesize Thezfilly plushie, so there'll be no mistaking me even out of fursuit
Anonymous
No.380607
I'll be there, my first pony con also
Anonymous
No.380618
380650
woo ninjas is going \o/
The soap guy is going too! just look for probably the only person wearing a straw cowboy hat. As is tradition, racist stickers will be collected and stuck inside the band around the hat.
Just lobbycon maxing. I do plan on going to a couple different stores, like microcenter at some point, but no other plans.
Anonymous
No.380650
380660
>>380618
Goddammit, I'm buying all your soaps. Not ALL all, but one of each.

My only question (and one that doesn't need answered until start-friday) is what kinda tacos? If no one is muslim or jewish, I recommend carnitas, but brisket suadero is also a favorite (not of mine, carnitas all the way IMO).
>what's with his obsession with serving tacos?
I'll explain the detailed version in person, but cooking good food is the only way I really know to effectively tell people how much I appreciate them and I want them to be happy.
Anonymous
No.380660
380661 380662 380669
>>380650
actually, do you have space to sleep in your room? kinda looking around.
I'll bring plenty of the soap I have, don't worry.

I actually just finished making chicken soup. Took about 2 hours to make, but its a big pot. Boiled the chicken legs, chopped up all the (veggie) stuff while the chicken was cooking, took the chicken out and stripped 1/2 the meat, added the veggies, finished stripping meat from the bone, and added the chicken and some salt and seasonings. Maybe I'll take a picture for the food thread.
Why mention that? because I like cooking too. I blame my father for that. Not picky in the slightest, as long as its not bland.
Anonymous
No.380661
380663
>>380660
Hmmm. It's already myself and another dude (no homo), let me check with the provider.
>chicken legs
Fucking yes, thats where you get the GOODNESS

Ahem, yes, let me check back.
Anonymous
No.380662
380664
>>380660
<Issit soappone er issit souppone naur?
I offered them more money, that usually works
Anonymous
No.380663
380665
>>380661
If not I would be spending the night in a room with 3 other people, 4 for the room. I'd rather it be not quite as crowded though. I don't do that fag shit, but have shared bed with other people before. I don't really move around in my sleep, but do sleeptalk sometimes
Anonymous
No.380664
>>380662
its soapone. could send an email from my website if I knew where to send a screenshot to. Or make a post from my pone.social account if you want to extra verify.
Anonymous
No.380665
>>380663
All good anon, I may be a furry but am abjectly predisposed against (male) homosexuality with... uh... what's the term? It's not 'malice', its not 'contempt',... but it's where the issue has been adjudicated and is not subject to reinquiry.
Anyway, there will be none of that, and the place is designed for 2 adults and 2 children, its not unreasonable to.make a case for 3 mild.mannered adults who are gonna fuck off the whole time anyway. I havent SAID its a ponycon, but provider IS a registered pot dispensary owner, so hooves crossed
Anonymous
No.380666
For Hitler, by Satan Xp
Anonymous
No.380669
380670
>>380660
Check discord niggerfaggot
Anonymous
No.380670
>>380669
Its just the start of late-nite, so let me expound for you.

Pretty sure I nailed my diplomacy check with the airBnB provider. Not a guarantee, just saying I couldnt have done better in the sales pitch. "Wait until my husband decides" is what she said. What, cuz theres a co fidentiality agreement? Let them find me here, lol
Anonymous
No.380789
https://harmonycon.org/schedule/friday/
For anyone who hasn't seen the schedule yet. I'm gonna be busy most of friday, starting from the opening ceremony (assuming registration doesn't take fucking forever). In that I'm scheduled to arrive between 6:30 and 7:00 it shouldn't be a problem. Gotta make sure the fillies are represented at the Pony Town panel, and its off from there. Saturday is less busy excepting the Cosplay contest, and I have an entry for the talent show. Not decided on anything beyond that, but I feel confident that karaoke shenanigens will be available amongst many of the local establishments, particularly on a weekend.
Other than that, eat good food, maek good food for board ppl. And talk as much shit as possible. ^_^
Anonymous
No.380844
cleaned out my car, probably going to carpool with other people. I should get an oil change
Anonymous
No.380847
If anyone is on the way going from East texas to Dallas, I may be able to provide a ride
Anonymous
No.380851
I have a 7.5lb bone-in pork shoulder. Minus the bone and the cooking, that will translate into about 4.5-5lbs of ridiculous/authentic mexican street tacos (I will have my mexican with me to confirm), 2 types of sauce (maybe 3, depends on if I'm able to sleep in days leading up to).
If anyone is going to bitch about haram or not kosher, say so now so I can have the options
Anonymous
No.380859
Any thoughts if/when mlpol meet? Just wondering what my timeframe for the tacos is. I'm using a modification of Alton Brown's 5-day wet/dry cure, then dry brine; originally for prime rib but perfectly suitable here.
Anonymous
No.380874
With no objections or corrections appearing, heres the plan (I'm locked in now, but theres still time for some emergency finagling to come up with a beef or chicken option):
Carnitas, finely diced white onions, chopped cilantro, mexican crema, and crumbled chicharron.
I will have homemade birria consomme (using the juices from the carnitas), an avocado/lime/cilantro sauce, and mole sauce, as well as a couple of my preferred insanely spicy sauces.
These will be my finest tacos to date, I hope anyone is looking forward to them. I will have a double-burner propane stove, so I'll be able to set up anywhere with little notice
Anonymous
No.380875
Dammit, forgot to mention the cotija cheese, and that I'll have grated cheese to make the tacos birria style if anyone wants
Anonymous
No.380876
And the pickled red onions, Ill have those too,...
Anonymous
No.380879
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Anotherobvious clue for anyone wishing to detect and avoid the Ninjas
Anonymous
No.380888
380890
I sampled my pickles, not there yet, but they are well on their way to being pickles.
Should I take them with me? I think they will be about ready over the weekend.
Anonymous
No.380890
380891
>>380888
Should I prep for borgurs?
Anonymous
No.380891
380892 380894
>>380890
or tequila for (healthy) dirty margarita's, pickle edition.
or both.

I think they won't be too crispy though because I didn't put any bay leaves in it. I thought they were just for seasoning, but apparently there is chemicals in them that help keep pickles (more) crispy.
Maybe I can get bay leaves essential oil for future batches of pickles.
Anonymous
No.380892
>>380891
>or tequila
I did mention the bar
>crispy
Are you talking the birria-style tacos? Because the secret is about a teaspoon of cornstarch/cup mixed with the grated mexiblend. Thats how you get those crispy shells of cheese
Anonymous
No.380894
380898
>>380891
Nevermind, I get where you were going with it. Okay, Ill prep for borgurs... not like havent already spent days on the carnitas,... but u better do a side by side comparison so I can explain why yes borgurs are delicious, but yiu dont get this level.of quality/commitment to tacos even from a professional/highly-rated taco truck/stand/restaurant. They dont age their meat, its all a regimental process to them. Theres no love in it. Theres no care and attention to detail, it's all checklists and shit. But yes okay, borgurs. E_e
Anonymous
No.380898
380900
>>380894
I never mentioned burgers, but those are fine too honestly.
Just thought it might be nice to bring some pickles that I just finished making for... literally whatever.
Anonymous
No.380900
380911
>>380898
<Oh, its too late naur, there will be borgers too
Anonymous
No.380911
>>380900
Decided against taking pickles. Car is going to be extremely packed and won't have room for anything. taking two other people along and only have a small car.
Lotus
No.380912
380913 380914
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I’m taking a decent number of guns from my gun collection. I have a huge amount of ammo, and am planning on going to the gun range on Sunday
Anonymous
No.380913
>>380912
Based
Anonymous
No.380914
>>380912
>gun range
You sonofaBI-
I kid, but all "my" firearms arent in my name so alas. Also I doubt theyll accept digital photo id
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No.380920
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Anonymous
No.380922
Also, if y'all havent heard, the Marefair website got updated. No registration available yet, but you can book the hotel,... ask me how I (and another 250 ppl apparently) know
Anonymous
No.380942
380943
Back in the day we used to have a game around fair time: ninja assassins.
Basically every participant bought one or more of the cheap ninja swords, and then spend the better part of 3 days stalking and "killing" one another.
It was permissive, and otherwise constitutionally protected speech to pretend to ninja murder in public, so long as the aggrieved and murdered party agreed
Anonymous
No.380943
>>380942
Theres an extra special erection you get from stealth assassinating a fren in front of their grandma or whatever.
Anyway, looking forward to, vibrating with intensity, its a good thing Im not driving. ^_^
Anonymous
No.380950
soap in room 956, though I'll probably be floating around talking to other people. 4 other roomies, so there might be a chance of finding somebody in the room.
Anonymous
No.380953
i dont have my phone, if u do the party today I will find (you)
Anonymous
No.380959
I missed you all today because, after a ridiculously long and hazardous drive, I was preoccupied with making the most of Friday at the convention. I was too tired to go to the party, but I hope to meet up tomorrow if (you) are up for it.
Anonymous
No.380960
380962
well I had an incredible day, Ill be happy to tell (you) all about it. but right now, I have a problem. you see, I got this nice ass
airbnb, cuz I wanted a balcony and a kitchen and a couch so Im not sharing a bed. the balcony is cuz I chain smoke. now the room says no smoking, but its a balcony, so I asked the OWNER’s husband “hey if I keep it cool, can I not have to go up and down the elevator 5 times an hour at 2am cuz I cant sleep.

bla bla bla. long story short, we got kicked out with no refund at 2am. basically all my plans for the rest of the con have been compromised
ill be fursuiying tomorrow, but idfk anymore
Anonymous
No.380962
380963
>>380960
>but right now, I have a problem. you see, I got this nice ass
The rest of this story didn't go the way I was expecting it to.
Anonymous
No.380963
>>380962
Oh, it gets better
Recently my old e-mail got compromised because I forgot to change my phone number, and is likely unrecoverable.
Guess what? I try to log into my hotmail, only to find that now I cant log into that, which is tied to my old e-mail. Which would be fine, I can just have them send it to.my phone, cuz I added my most recent phone when I got the new email. But oh oh, facebook still thinks my old phone is the 'correct'one and is sending a code to that phone. Okay, I'll delete the old phone and send it to my current one. Oh wait, facebook wants conformation from that phone. Hold on a second, 16 days ago a new device was registered to my phone number. What the fuck?? Oh, I probably would have gotten an e-mail if I had access to my old hotmail.
So guess what, even when I force it to send the code to my current phone, I havent gotten a single code. And if the paypal gets compromised that could be highly problematic. It would be less so, if I wasnt in fuckoff Dallas.

Btw, when my laptop is charged, I'll.eplain in detail why it was a FUCKING DELIBERATE SCAM, and how I know, but I've been awake for 26 hours as of now, as has my beaner, we're exhausted at a fucking truck stop. Strike that, hes asleep, he just started snoring. And the worst part is Ive ONLY HAD 3 SHOTS THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY
Anonymous
No.380964
Oh look, discord is tied to the same old email, so thats a bomb waiting to go off, losing all those cantacts,... >_<
Anonymous
No.380965
380966
>fursuiting all day
On second thought, being as though I've now been up for 30 hours and haven't gotten a goddamn shower, maybe THATS a bad idea TOO
Anonymous
No.380966
380968
>>380965
Are you okay? Have you called customer service regarding all that technical trouble?
Anonymous
No.380968
>>380966
Depends on your definition. We're stable with the means to get home, but prolly leaving today
Anonymous
No.380969
380970
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Meanwhile theres a cow with her feet up waiting for more furriws and pony frwns
Anonymous
No.380970
>>380969
(Dont worry, I got a ahpwer)
Anonymous
No.380971
My best is 45 hours awale, but I was 19.Im up to hour 42 right now, with no caffeine or stimulents, and I feel fine,....
Anonymous
No.380972
Excuse me,Im at 33, miiscalculated
Anonymous
No.381000
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Wew! Hour 40! Have some furry trash
Anonymous
No.381006
381007
So! Ninjaz is such a faggot he misplaced his phone and his jacket
Anonymous
No.381007
381009
>>381006
y u do that
Anonymous
No.381009
381010
>>381007
do you want the shorthand now or the comprehensive later? roberto is going to sleep, i,… oh shit, Im to hours past my pr
47 baybee!!
ill be chillin toward the pegasus
Anonymous
No.381010
>>381009
Uh, do we need to post the room number?
Anonymous
No.381011
381015
no i am by the mane event over by the gaming section am i will be here waiting on you
Anonymous
No.381015
>>381011
Obviously not me but whatever. We will be leaving in the next hour if you get this. All efforts to retrieve the phone have been unsuccessful, but as a consolation I got a bunch pf cool stickers, a pes dispenser, and a few keychains. Oh, and my jacket/cigarettes
Sorry. I thought of a few more things to say, but if it doesnt happen, its all good. I’ll just blow up ur dms Xp
But seriously, it has been a pleasure, because and in spite of everything.
Prolly in the lobby, hope to see you
Anonymous
No.381016
Strike that, we have to move the CAR by 10
Anonymous
No.381020
[post dated]
As I NOW sit shotgun speeding away from the con, I'm overwhelmed a little bit. If you know you know, and if you don't I experienced the greatest levels of NON-substance-based (mostly, there was always weed and a LITTLE alcohol considering my average daily consumption but nothing beyond that) highs AND lows I've ever experienced. To date.Simultaneous best/worst times of my life.
I may opt to tell the story in detail, not sure yet.
The first thing I want put to paper is that I don't know if I can go to another Furry con now. Furry cons are fun don't get it twisted, but when you're a new, old, and exceedingly disagreeable furry, you really don't meet a whole lot of people. Especially when you're a seemingly adorably big-titty cow who responds to "OMG you're so cure!") with a male voice resoundingly saying "Thank you, but don't tell her that or she'll get a bigger head." What, it's true (more on that later). This is not to begrudge the furries or ponies themselves, I get it; I'm unabashedly an asshole who will rarely deliberately but frequently indeliberately/negligently cause adversity to myself and those around me. I'm sorry when it happens, I maintain it isn't decisive or preconceived, but I'm not sorry for being that guy; as can be illustrated, even when following instructions to the letter, life will decide to take a heinous shit all over my face. Could the situation with the airBnB have been avoided or mitigated? I would say
no, on principle that if not now than eventually, without the experience to know what to look for to avoid. The available clues at time of reservation were more foreshadowing than anything that one could tangibly derive a prediction.
This is not digression, this is the point; Furry cons have fun things to do and an excuse to act a fool in and out of fursuit, but if this sort of thing had happened at a furry con there would be no happy ending. There would have been no (you) to lend me a shower to was the shit off my face. There would have been no floor (you) would have let me sleep on, finally able after all these years to at least put a face to not evfen a name and yet a more true name than the real one.
Adeline will forevermore smell of Aryanne's magnificent snowpity, and this furfag will wash himself in Luna's. And to the one faggot well,... Marefair. Speaking of Marefair, picture it. One of the 1337est fillies is leading me around and introduces a large older fellow. "This is Corpulent Brony."\par
<Oh wow, I'm Ninjaz, good to meet you!"

2 minutes later
Walking away I whisper to filly
<Which one is Corpulent Brony?
Filly tells me
1 minute later
Reapproach CB
<Hi there, I have just been informed who you are - I had no idea - can I shake your hand now that I do?

I didn't do HALF of the shit I had intended - it would have been based as fuck to set up on Steven Winters' table with a carnitas taco stand, while he's mixing drinks (which is EXACTLY what would have happened outside of circimstance) but it will happen eventually - but I also did way more than I imagined. Levels of joy and enthusiasm never conceived of, and none of that is possible without frens.\par
This time was a blast, and answers all the questions I needed answering.
And (you).

In closing, a few factoids. As mentioned previous, when you have big titties, people notice, and you can readilty notice them noticing (and pretending not to notice uwu). But when they,... okay I did mention it.
Girls have it rough. But guys masquerading as sexy cowes have it worse, cuz they think they can get away with shit cuz you're a dude. I had to diplomacy my way out of an altercating with a trio of niggers on my way back one time. It would have been fine, I had my sword then (yes, this was that time) but still. Niggers think cuz ur in a fursuit you wont kill all of them, cuz if they had guns theyd have robbed me outright. Dammit, I digressed again.

I made several furry friends who are in the pony fandom, and this alludes to my next point of gratitude; the full and legal breakdown as to why ponyfags are not furries:

The simple version is that ponies are furry, but being into something that happens to be furry doesnt make u furry, even if you are to a degree of autism and fixation. Ponies are large enough to be considered an independent embassy/sovereign nation operating within the demographical borders of furry
Anonymous
No.381029
Oh its gonna be like that is it? I see you talking shit over there. Okay.

Lotus was nice to a goddamn furry
Repeat: Lotus was nice to a goddamn furry
<Ye should have phrased it all lewd and shit
Shutup

But seriously, watch out for Malort. Its not as bad as people say, but it has more of an effect than 'standard' alcohol; it has a "body high" to it that I would compare to good sake (or whatever that nasty chinese shit was), but it could also have been the 47 hours without sleep. New record btw ^_^

Don't worry, Marefair will be different, I don't plan to leave the room in fursuit except on deliveries. Yes, I'm gonna make a point to deliver trays of premade tacos to the various room parties, before returning to my "restaurant".
Oh don't look at me like that, it should come as no surprise that this is the FIRST time I've been invited to a room party. Anyone who was there will be like "Oh, yeah that makes sense".

And to that end, allow me to describe what I call the "Ninjaz O face"
When I'm not in fursuit, I look okay ish. A little out of place maybe (I wear my sunday best to cons) but not egregiously so.
And then I spend a whole day being an unavoidably loud (visually) cow with obviously big/fake tits. And, if you compliment the cow, that's clearly a dude, what the fuck is this shit?

I'll go into it later, its not a sexual thing at all, there's no autoeroticism to it. No, I don't expect you to believe me.

Anyway, so day 1 I go around and hang with good people and meet people and have a grand old time.

Day 2, I spend the whole day as the cow, showing face only throught the fliptop-head design to my furstuit head, so all that's seen of my face is the part that emerges from the mouth so I can drink water or smoke a cigarette. The whole time, I'm engaging my Pose-master degree from the Uchiha Sasuke Institute of Pose-Mastery. Wandering around, wondering when "this nigger" is gonna show up,... etc. Fun fact, you're not supposed to bring weapons, and mine was peace-knotted, but no one even looked at it,....

I always digress, BUt where I'm going with this is to say:
When you spend a day in nice clothes, and then you spend a day in an "almost egregiously problematic" fursuit, there's an extra special achievement face you can get from interacting with others. I'll paraphrase:

"Oh hey there you are! I thought I was gonna see you yesterday!"
<You did, I was in fursuit. I waved to you!
"Really? I saw a bunch of fursuits, which one were you?"
<The one on the right
"... on the RIGHT?"
<Yep!
".... oh"
https://youtube.com/shorts/5zkTDZa5IMw?si=wnkhUwQ5ryjZlmhu
You've seen the pics above, those are the pictures I was showing.
And while it may sound dour, theres an unironic level of comedy to it that is quite hilarious to me. It's quite satisfying that people generally don't remember what I look like, because it enables me to ensure that they remember the cow. And they WILL remember the cow!
It's just a shame. Not gonna let it go. When I said "I wanted to go to a con" I DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN THE RENTAL PLACE, I MEANT PONIES
Anonymous
No.381032
381066 381077
And OH MY FUCKING GOD

My Little Ties
https://www.mylittleties.com/
If you're a tie and formal-wear fetishist like I am, go there.
I got a Luna emblem (with the one NMM in the corner :3)
The site lists it as a cutie mark crusaders emblem, but I'm calling horseshit, especially cuz that one in the corner that HE POINTED OUT, which doesn't even make sense for CMC
Anonymous
No.381035
381077
Not gonna bump this thread no more, but plenty to say yet.

I'll take the L for losing shit, but I question whether any of that would have happened if circumstances didn't go south the way they did; it's reasonable to assume that however many levels of exhaustion I pulled throughout the ordeal were a contributing factor. Having said, I regret nothing, not even the Malort; rather, I am ONLY going to have Malort as available alcohol. ^_^

But, what should have happened was that when I and my associate returned "home" at 2 am, he was going to shower and sleep and I was going to cook the carnitas for about 3 hours at a slightly lower temperature than usual. Then, I was gonna pull them out and drain them, before reverse searing to ensure each piece (there was about 9) had a solid crust all the way around. Then I would have chopped them into rough cubes and mixed them together vigorously (to homogenize the muscle groups in the mix).
Then, I would separate the lard from the "juices/goodness"; a spoon or two of the goodness goes with the meat, the rest goes into another pot to turn into birria. Meat goes into the fridge until heated for service.
The birria is just a bunch of dried peppers, rehydrated in boiling water with a few cracked garlic cloves, and then blended together until smooth.

So yes, I would have gone to bed around 5am Sat, woke up at around 10am and spent the whole day with 0 cares in the world, but noooooooooooo

And yes, I would have shown up to the room parties with trays of tacos, but noooooooo.

I'm also frustrated because I didn't even get to try them. Like, this was supposed to be an epic-level experiment/experience! It makes every sense to be 'good' on a molecular-gastronomical sense, but IDFK what it tastes like! >_< IDGAF about the resource-cost, it's the principle of the thing!
That's it, I'm referring to this curing method as the "JewNigger" style. Cuz a jewnigger is the reason I don't know how good it is.
Anonymous
No.381037
>continues to unpack the things
The glogg!
Okay, Idk if u know - Pupper definitely does - but glogg (pronounced glug) is a holiday beverage that norway/sweden/scandanavia has been sleeping on for too fucking long. It's better than cider, stfu, and the world needs to know. Anyway, I STILL have a bottle that I WOULD have had the presence of mind to have on hand if situations had gone different. Just saying.
Anonymous
No.381038
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Not sure if/where I posted this; might have only been in dms, but here it is.

The video starts midway because God decided "No" and some dude photo-bombed it (it's more likely my beaner fell asleep until he heard my 'name').

The song is "Everybody's Free (to feel good)" by Roxette (iirc, not looking), a song I have known intimately as one of my go-to rave songs since I first heard it in Venture Brothers almost 20 years ago. I was tripping that this was the song I got to walk out to, and I absolutely did so with a groove, 'climaxing' uwu with the Burning Man X pose at "Everybody's Freeeeeeeeeee" and at "to feel good" I threw my rubber kitchen knife at the edge of the stage (didn't wanna hit nobody). I instead hit one of the monitors,... but having spoken to the tech guy it, apparently it had been buzzing slightly the whole time - only he could hear it, cuz headphones - but apparently that caused it to give him a few minutes without that accursed buzzing. I'm that magical. Anyway, that "Oh" you hear is the audience's response to the surprise throw. And while you can't HEAR it, what you are seeing is me switching into 2 sword stances, shouting "Hissatsu!!" and preparing to kill something offstage.
Anonymous
No.381053
>robbed of best novice
Fuckoff, half the judging was on portayal in the walk. I 'S' ranked that shit. Yes, there were plenty of cosplayers who were a bit more precise in their costuming and shit - more heavily mlp - but come on. I get not wanting to give it to the weirdo who makes people sorry they said something (extra-special to the Glimmer nigger who I made a joke about commies at, if you're here doubtful, she was in youth division, to my chagrine I have a Glimmer "equality" pin as my present tie-tack
Anonymous
No.381055
381059
Late-night factoid!

At about 10:30-11p (it was while the EaW panel was going on) I was in the elevator headed back to the 26th floor room parties.
As I entered the elevator there were 3 people. A business looking dude, a 'normal' (plain clothes) dude, and a dirty hoe sloot. The buttons already pushed, they were something like 11, 14, 19, and then I pushed 26.
Not trying to front, I'm not pretending I was staying on that floor, but I was dressed nice. In my brand-new CMC Princess Luna tie, and shit. Anyway, first business guy gets off at floor 11. Then normalfag at 14. And then it's me and the thot. I shift uncomfortably to the opposite side of the elevator, cuz I don't like people. Also, for reference, I have spent the ENTIRE time deadlocked on the elevator floor numbers overhead because I REALLY don't, in spite of the following intrusive thoughts.

"I bet I could pull her, just by inviting her to a party. She knows I'm going way up, I can see her figeting in my peripheral vision. She's literally trying to draw my attention non-verbally right now,...
==<2d>3d

>'Anon' continues to stare at the numbers, as thot #647 audibly huffs while fucking off the elevator
Anonymous
No.381059
>>381055
2d>3d
is the thought I attempted to affect
Anonymous
No.381066
381067 381077
>>381032
MLT is hands down my favorite merchant in this entire fandom, I always try to feed him at least $100 whenever I see him at a con
Anonymous
No.381067
>>381066
Such a snappy dresser too. I left a comment on his site, I need a matching hankerchief now
Anonymous
No.381069
And yes, while he does Bowties (gonna) he doesn't yet do cummerbunds. I'm sure that's a matter of negotiation tho
Anonymous
No.381070
SPATS
Anonymous
No.381077
381079 381099
>>381035
Don't stress. Next time things might work out. /mlpol/ room party/gathering at Marefair when?

>>381032
>>381066
I bought a lighter from him, but I was worried that if I got a tie it would just sit around collecting dust. If Harmonycon returns to the Hyatt I might get one just so I could fit with the Reunion Tower's dresscode while displaying MLP merch.
Anonymous
No.381079
>>381077
>don't stress
>next time
*sighs*
Anon, the damage is done. It's over. I've already been through it, already did my best to not lose my shit and fail. Been unable to mitigate the situation, and ultimately squeaked by by the grace of God, frens, and the skin of my teeth?

Do you think I am ever going to knowingly expose myself to that level of liability ever again?
Anonymous
No.381080
Sorry, but this is a point that begs for reaffirmation.
I had a CHANCE to have a fun and reasonable experience this past weekend, and for the most part I did. But that was WHILE going through one of the most UNNECESSARY AND UNREASONABLE situation I have ever experienced. There is 0 doubt that dealing with it affected my mood, disposition, composure, etc. This may not seem like much, but this has everything to do with how well I am able to present myself and the impressions I make on people. That is not what I signed up, paid for, or intentionally volunteered myself to experience. It is so bad that I will have tor restrain myself from retaliation on future visits to Dallas. My personal favorite idea would be to spray the FoE "LIAR" on the door.
But I digress. The point of emphasis here is that these aren't things that a person should have to be on guard for when planning a trip. AirBnB needs an investigative division, which they will never do because they make more MONEY when people get evicted.
I wish I could effectively convey how much cold, deterministic, and yet unfocusable rage I have for this incident.
Anonymous
No.381082
Just gonna tie this off,...

If ever I say "Stay Safe and watch for ornery niggers", you know what I'm talking about
Anonymous
No.381083
If God doesn't want me to hate niggers, why does he insist on justifying a hatred for niggers?
Anonymous
No.381084
<Lord almighty, shut the fuck up ye faggit
I'm just gonna adjourn by saying thermite is easy to fabricate :3
Anonymous
No.381085
I'm not gonna,... but I really have thought of it
Anonymous
No.381087
I know, I'm gonna let it go soon, but dude, give me this moment at least. This is a level of malice that ordinarily should not go unanswered. This is the kind of shit that people start blood-feuds over. I'm gonna be good, but for fucks sake... these niggers... this is not the kind of behavior that builds functional societies. This is the kind of shit that ENDS functional societies. Wanna know how I know? Cuz I'm contemplating taking down a goddamn building. Its not hard to do either. I know how to do it. I don't want to contemplate taking down a goddamn building because these niggers decided they wanted to play games!
Anonymous
No.381099
381100
>>381077
I use a mug I bought from him daily, and I wore the tie to my last court date ^:)
Anonymous
No.381100
>>381099
Nice dubs, thank you for reminding me. I forgot to bring my Bronco-post mug