The myth of the left-right dichotomy was invented during the French Guillotine Festival where the left-wing "revolutionaries" blamed their inability to govern and the failure of their policies on rich people unaffiliated with the government. No amount of heads on the guillotine could stop the leftists from failing. Napoleon ended up taking over because leftism is weaponized failure.
Everything left-wing is everything the leftists want (corruption that benefits them) and claim to want ("equality"). Everything right-wing is everything the leftists hate and claim to hate, and they decide what they hate this week.
But tell me...
How can "Absolute Monarchy is the way to go" AND "fuck monarchs, we need gun rights so monarchs can't fuck us over" BOTH be right-wing beliefs?
And the idea that politics is two sides fighting for control is equally nonsensical, but it dupes normies into thinking politics is a far-away war between two equally wacky sides. Truth is, there is one unified force of evil, and no unified opposition to evil. There is the evil left, and everything else aka everything the left wants dead and destroyed. I don't like monarchists or monarchs but I'm fine with them existing on pro-free-speech boards because we can have a civil discussion with monarchists. leftists just want us raped and dead, there is no discussion there, only the question of when their leftist war on good will be ended.
There is no right-wing consensus on anything beyond "Leftists are evil psychopaths who want us dead", and many right-wingers even fail to realize that fact. Meanwhile the entire left is a hive mind of evil, some are just better at hiding their evil than others. "Moderate" feminists don't speak out when their feminist podcasts say "kill all men", "Moderate" feminists abuse men when men speak out against feminism.
right-wing is just a leftist slur for everything they hate and claim to hate. Another meaningless label from the lefty label-smiths.
You and I are "far-right" because we're very human, and very unafraid to call leftists insane.