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Occupied Equestria
Anonymous
R0jf8
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No.72927
72932
Welcome back to Occupied Equestria, an RP set in a conquered Equestria, using D&D 3.5e mechanics, and based in large part on the My Little Pony mod for Hearts of iron 4, Equestria at War

The party has successfully stopped the Communists of Baltimare from importing guns and foreign advisers in preparation for a revolt. They have also raided a Griffin freighter involved in arms trafficking, and are prepared to leave and end their long night.
1542 replies and 80 files omitted.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
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No.72931
72933
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[Kirin noises]
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72932
72934 72936 72937 72938
>>72927
"we should head to the tavern."
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72933
72935
>>72931
whats sister Ash's color scheme?
Iron
MtYIr
?
No.72934
72936 72937 72942
>>72932
"I will follow. Remember the agreement." Iron follows Dark Star.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72935
>>72933
...............
... I hadn't decided....

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72936
72939
>>72934
>>72932
Aren't we all still in the boat?
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72937
72940 72941
>>72932
"You've been shot twice and stabbed, Shimmer has been shot, Brie has been shot, and Iron has been slashed, thrashed, and stabbed."

>>72934
"Now what's that you've been carrying on your back?"
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.72938
72943
>>72932
>finally gets a chance to join the party
[Excited Fighter-Horse Noises]
OOC
MtYIr
?
No.72939
>>72936
Yes, but if he decides to travel to the tavern, it is good.
Iron
MtYIr
?
No.72940
72943
>>72937
Iron looks away from Skies "I see your game. Fine, the chest should cover it."
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72941
72943 72980
>>72937
"Alcohol will help."
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72942
72943 72944
>>72934
"Heres your bits."
*Throws over 200 bits*
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72943
72944 72946
>>72940
"So you want to take 30% of all of the Gold and say that is your '200 bits'?"

>>72942
"You know this guy has gold on him, right?"

>>72941
"No, you need a doctor"

>>72938
Shit I'll get to you
Iron
MtYIr
?
No.72944
72945 72946
>>72942
>>72943
"Uh, thanks?" He catches it. "Well, I guess that is that." He turns to Skies. "I can share some of what is inside the chest if you want. Your terms are agreeable." He takes the 30% and stores it in his hide and passes the chest to Skies. "I guess an organization needs more of the gold than me."

Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72945
72948
>>72944
She is not satisfied
"There are 6 of you and you claim 1/3?"
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72946
72947 72948
>>72943
>>72944
"Gold? you Guys found it?"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72947
>>72946
"Iron and Shimmer must have found it"
Iron
MtYIr
?
No.72948
72949 72952
>>72946
>>72945
"Oh, sorry. I thought you wanted thr chest." He clearly is annoyed. "Shimmer did not take anything when we opened it, so he is out of the question. I do not know if Ash even needs it and Dark Star is supported by an entire organozation, let him use organization funds." Iron recollects. "Because I opened the chest to begin with, as well as the suitcases you wanted me to open it, I should take a bigger share."
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72949
72950 72952 72954
>>72948
"let me get this straight. You want an entire additional 10% share of the gold because you opened a couple suitcases and the chests? And while we're on the subject, did you bother to ask Ash if she had any use for it rather than just assuming? Did you bother to ask Dark Star how much he is getting from his organization?"
Iron
MtYIr
?
No.72950
72951
>>72949
First, Iron turns to Ash. "Do you need some of this gold, Ash? I feel like you will not tell me unless I ask you directly."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72951
72954
>>72950
"Why don't we open it first?"
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72952
72953
>>72949
>>72948
"I havent gotten any money from them."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72953
72954
>>72952
>I'm nearly died for free
Sister Ash gives him a quizical expression at this statement.
Iron
MtYIr
?
No.72954
72955 72956 72958
>>72949
>>72953
>>72951
Iron shakes his head. "It is not necessary. There are 10 pieces of gold." He makes some math. "Since you seem interested, we can go with 2 gold bars to you, 2 to Onyx, 2 to Dark Star, 2 to me and 2 to Skies. Not sure of Brie is here to even pick up the gold, so I could go for one more to me and one more for Ash."
Iron
MtYIr
?
No.72955
>>72954
*Replace Brie with "the bat"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72956
72957 72958 72961
>>72954
"How about one brick to each participant in the battle including the Bat, and the remainder to your Benefactors who sent you on this mission, and who will want their taxes anyways"
Iron
MtYIr
?
No.72957
72959 72961 72962
>>72956
"Before I agree, any estimation of the value of this gold?"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72958
72962
>>72954
*Does some math*
That's about 2500 gp in total. 250 per brick
>>72956
Taxation is theft.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72959
72960 72961 72965
>>72957
A 5 pound brick of gold is worth 250 gp at market price. Gold is a trade good, so it can be sold for it's market price.
To put that in perspective: one set of mundane, nonmagical banded mail.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72960
>>72959
Or at least that's what the books say.
Roll to Appraise.
Iron
MtYIr
?
No.72961
>>72956
>>72957
>>72959
"Fine. But I will hand out." He starts to hand out one piece of gold for each character present. He is left with 5 available gold pieces. "I shall safeguard the rest of the gold until everyone comes and retrieves it. You can tail me if you want to ensure your pieces."
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72962
72963
>>72958
>>72957
Oh God, this will difficult to value. The way I figure it, the gold here was being transferred to the griffins as a payment or partial payment for some of the rifles. Maybe 30% of the value of the rifles. Which is a hell of a lot of money, and so it sort of makes sense why the Blackhooves want to cover up this operation as being a robbery done by insiders.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72963
72964
>>72962
Did you see the encounter loot tables?
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72964
72966 72967
>>72963
No, I was figuring out how many Karabiner 98ks you could fit on a truck, how much they cost, and trying to translate 1939 USD to bits. I'll do that now though....
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72965
72968
>>72959
A single set of full plate costs 1500 gp.
A +1 magic weapon costs a minimum of 1000 gp.
The total wealth level of a level 5 Player character starts at about 9000 gp (or 4,300, for an NPC).
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72966
72969
>>72964
Most humanoids drop Standard loot. Encounter loot yeilds are based on CR, and their treasures usually come in multiples of standard loot value.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72967
>>72964
USD to gp might not be completely smooth. Salt is worth its weight in silver, in d&d.
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.72968
72969 72970
>>72965
That a lot more money than I thought we would start out with.
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72969
72971 72972 72980
>>72966
Calculating CR for this on its own will be difficult

>>72968
Don't worry, most of the characters are not starting out with anywhere near that kind of money
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72970
72972 72973
>>72968
Magic items are expensive.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72971
>>72969
Just estimate high.
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.72972
72974
>>72969
I mean, combining everything Silver has on him (equipment, weapons, armor, and Bits), he doesn't even have quite one thousand.
>>72970
Apparently.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72973
>>72970
Also, healing potions and damage-reduction passing ammunition are essential.
Plus trail rations, but survival replaces those in the wilderness.
OOC
MtYIr
?
No.72974
72975
>>72972
I basically started with 0
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72975
72976
>>72974
I pretended I had normal lvl 5 gold, but gave it all away to the orphanage.
OOC
MtYIr
?
No.72976
72977
>>72975
Wonder how she got thw money in the first place.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
gIn9z
?
No.72977
72978 72979
>>72976
I explained that it was transferred from another monastary.
Besides, it's normal for an elite character of her level to have that much. An NPC would have about half though.
OOC
MtYIr
?
No.72978
>>72977
Oh, sorry. Guess I wasn't paying attention,
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.72979
>>72977
And here I thought having 1,000 to start with was going to be an issue.
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.72980
72981 72982 72984
>>72941
Holds glass away from Dark Star.
>>72969
"Well, I'm glad we are all debating on how much shiny stuff we are going to get and not what we do next. How has tonight changed our lives? Are we cleared of this by the government, or are we going to be on the run now?"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72981
72989
>>72980
"Baltimare police is going to want you. But Baltimare police won't be running this investigation, the Governate will. The robbery will be considered less important in the public investigation than the arms trafficking that the robbery targeted. Gotta stop that gun violence, after all. Both the arms trafficking and the robbery will be blamed - publicly - on the Waterfront gang and rogue elements within it, which the Baltimare police will use as an excuse to crack down. Secretly, the Blackhooves will be investigating the role of foriegn governments in this. With luck, the Communists will think that they got away with this free."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72982
72983 72985 72989
>>72980
"I still have children to find. The government seems to be less than enthusiastic to do anything about that."
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72983
72986
>>72982
Blue Skies stares at Ash. I don't believe the two have spoken to each other since Ash tried to burn her by raising all of the metal equipment on her above boiling point
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72984
72988 72989
>>72980
"You Should Give me a sip of that."
Iron
0athr
?
No.72985
72987
>>72982
"I can help you find it if you need it. Just say the word." Iron stands by Ash's side.

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72986
72988
>>72983
*Glances back awkwardly*
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72987
72991
>>72985
"... Really?"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72988
72992 72998
>>72984
"You need a doctor"

>>72986
*glares back*
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.72989
72990 72996
>>72981
"So are the police going to be hunting us after they grow tired of going after this gang?"
>>72982
"After we get to safety and get them to stop fighting over metals, then I will try to help you out with that."
>>72984
"Sorry, but you can't drink Tipsy."
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72990
72993
>>72989
"You Named your drink?"
Iron
0athr
?
No.72991
72995
>>72987
"Of course. A stallion should always help a mare in need ." Iron strokes her mane. "Especially one as cute as you."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72992
72996
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>>72988
It must have hurt
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.72993
72994
>>72990
"Maybe..."
I hold it closer to myself.
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72994
>>72993
"Unicorns sure are strange."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72995
73001
>>72991
(*^_^*)
"..Th-thank you..."
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.72996
72997 72999 73001 73002
>>72989
"The Governate can hie evidence as needed. Well, except for one little problem. There were several survivors of this incident. All of them will be detained by the Governate for at least some time, and some may never be released. But if any of them get free, they could report seeing you to the Communists, the Gang, or even Baltimare PD."

>>72992
She breaks the silence
"I take it you didn't take a vow of Chastity"
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.72997
73000 73005 73012
>>72996
I don't have that feat.
Sister Ash looks over, still awkwardly.
"..No.. I haven't.."
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.72998
73000 73001
>>72988
"Do you know how to drive a boat?"
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.72999
73000
>>72996
"So... we need to book it out of town soon? How are we going to get out of this one?"

Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73000
73002
>>72998
"That reminds me"
She starts the engine, and now guides the boat away from the ship. Slowly

>>72997
"Looks like this plantation boy made quite the score tonight"

>>72999
"There are a few options, but it's not an immediate problem. Don't expect any of these ponies to be released yet"
Iron
0athr
?
No.73001
73006 73010
>>72995
>>72998
Iron laughs. "No need to thank me for stating facts. But I will want to get my wounds patched up, and get some gear, but the latter can wait."
Iron thinks. "Do you think you can patch up my wounds, Ash?"
>>72996

Iron laughs. "No need to be jealous, Skies, I am sure Star can take you on a date. Unless you want me of course."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73002
73003
>>73000
>>72996
Whips, I thought she said "break" not "take".
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73003
73004
>>73002
I was implying that she had followed one.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73004
>>73003
Which was implied partly back at the Abby where she said as part of her training she had "learned to live without love".
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73005
>>72997
This comment is misleading.
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73006
73007 73009
>>73001
Well, this leaves her speechless

Iron has taken a shit load of damage, so a full recovery will require either a professional doctor/equal alternative, or a 20 from Ash. A reasonable dice roll from ash will allow at least 10 HP recovery between the end of the night and the next morning
DqA8B
?
No.73007
73008
[1d20+5 = 16]
>>73006

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73008
>>73007
Newp
Iron
0athr
?
No.73009
73010 73011
>>73006
"Sorry, sorry. I went a bit far there." Iron giggles a little.
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73010
73015
>>73009
>>73001
*Glares*
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73011
>>73009
She whispers "No one has asked me" and then tries to take a drink from a non-existent container
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73012
73013
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>>72997

Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73013
73014
>>73012
"There you are, juggernaut. Want some gold?"
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73014
73016
>>73013
"Well, sure. If you're offerings
"
Iron
0athr
?
No.73015
73037
>>73010
Iron leans closer and whispers to Dark Star about how she purrs when touched somehow. "I am sure she will not mind that you do it too."
Iron
0athr
?
No.73016
73017 73018
>>73014
Iron gives him a piece of gold. "I would give you more for your amazing prowess but the employer needs to give most of the gold to the organization."
Iron
0athr
?
No.73017
>>73016
5 gold pieces left.
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73018
73019
>>73016
"One?"
Onyx is obviously sick and tired of having nothing to his name.
Iron
0athr
?
No.73019
73020
>>73018
"I feel you. Talk to Skies about it. It is kind of valuable. It is a gold brick, after all."
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73020
73021
>>73019
Oh a brick, not a coin.
Well this changes things completely.
"Hey, skies! Can I have a few of these?"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73021
73022
>>73020
"We haven't heard from everyone on the subject, but at the moment it looks like each is taking one. Not to say that two is out of the question"
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73022
73023
>>73021
"Oh I'd be happy with two..."
Onyx looks at the gold like a starving man looks at food
"More than happy...."

Iron
0athr
?
No.73023
73024
>>73022
"I am sure Shimmer would give it to you if you ask him nicely. Said he did not care about the gold brick"
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.73024
73025 73027
>>73023
"I'm wondering if ponies would grow suspicious at our new found wealth. We may want to keep the gold more of a secret than what you guys are suggesting."
Iron
0athr
?
No.73025
73026
>>73024
"I am a literal nobody. I should be fine with ponies looking at me funny." Iron leans on Shimmer. "If you want, I can safeguard your piece indefinetly."
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.73026
73029
>>73025
"Don't worry. I don't need any share of the gold. I wasn't even being paid to be here."
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73027
73028
>>73024
"I have nothing though. This'll help a lot."
He then turns to Skies
"If there's more of this waiting for me occasionally I'll gladly sign up for your group"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73028
73030
>>73027
"It varies job by job, but sometimes, the subversives are loaded"
Iron
0athr
?
No.73029
73031
>>73026
"I take it as mine, then." Iron pockets Shimmer's piece. There are now 6 bricks available.
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73030
73033
>>73028
"Got the forms?"
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73031
73032 73033
>>73029
Onyx takes two of the six, making his total three.
Iron
0athr
?
No.73032
73038
>>73031
Iron shrugs. "If Skies allows it." 4 pieces available.
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73033
73034 73037
>>73030
"What kind of work are you looking for specifically?"

>>73031
"The devil will have her cut, and we haven't heard from Brie, Ash, or Dark Star. Put that back"
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73034
73035 73036
>>73033
"Work in general. I'm just a veteran with nothing to his name."
He then looks Skies dead in the eyes and only puts one back.
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73035
73039
>>73034
Stares right back
Iron
0athr
?
No.73036
>>73034
"Well, you are bold." If Ash, Dark Star and Brie have no been given their pieces, 7 pieces available.
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73037
73040 73041 73052
>>73015
*Dark Star Stares at Iron for a moment*
>>73033
*Then He Kisses Blue*

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73038
73042
>>73032
I want a few.
Iron
0athr
?
No.73039
73040
>>73035
"What is the matter, Skies. Are you going to let him do that?" Iron is skeptical about this.
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73040
73041 73044
>>73037
Surprised, then she wraps her wings around Dark Star and kisses right back

>>73039
Her mouth is full of Dark Star's at the moment
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73041
73044
>>73037
>Waits for DarkStar to get laid out on the floor
>Unconscious
>>73040
Well then

Iron
0athr
?
No.73042
73043
>>73038
Iron gives only one brick to the mare. "Like I said, only one each. Talk fo Skies to increase if you can."
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73043
73046 73047 73049
>>73042
Onyx takes the third back while Skies is busy trading spit.
Iron
0athr
?
No.73044
>>73040
>>73041

"I knew it." He stares at Onyx. "I say you give it back. Do not ruin the moment."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73045
Sorry. I've been in and out. I was just given a whole bunch of work to do.
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.73046
>>73043
I take it from the bartender and put it back. "Just ask for it from the nun."
Iron
0athr
?
No.73047
73048 73049
>>73043
'While I do respect you, you are robbing me too. Place it back right now and take two if you want, not three."
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73048
73053
>>73047
Onyx looks at the two.
"I don't think you understand how much I don't have"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73049
73050 73051 73054
>>73043
She breaks mouth contact for a moment
"Put both back or a bullet will fly through your skull as you sleep. We'll negotiate on you getting more than one after the others have claimed their bricks" She goes back to Dark Star

>>73047
"If he doesn't put it back, I will personally pay you to punch him" Skies is irritated that she has to use her mouth to speak these words and not for kissing
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.73050
>>73049
"I might have an idea..."
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73051
>>73049
"Shit, I'll pay him to punch me. I haven't had jack-shit in a couple years."
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73052
>>73037
Suffice it to say that she likes the affection. Next actions?
Iron
0athr
?
No.73053
73055
>>73048
"Save me your sob story. With your strength, you could live with nature pretty easily. The only reason you believe you need it is because you are scared of losing the comfort of the city. Am I wrong?"
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73054
73056 73057
>>73049
*Dark star reaches over annd drags a bar to him*
>tfw gold is heavy
>tfw 7 str
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73055
73056 73057 73058 73060
>>73053
"No, it's the fact that Changelings burned everything I had to my name before taking me prisoner"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73056
73059 73062
>>73054
Blue skies places her hoof on his, to help lift the heavy bar with her 9 strength

>>73055
New Mareland are the ones who took him prisoner. If he were a changeling prisoner, he'd be in a pod right now with magical extractors plugged into him
Iron
0athr
?
No.73057
73059
>>73054
6 pieces left
>>73055
"Nevermind the reason. Put the pieces back or you will have to pick up your teeth from the floor, or worse"
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.73058
73059
>>73055
"Just be content with what you can get from this one mission. I'm even forfeiting any take so you can have more."
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73059
73061
>>73056
Po-tay-to
Po-tah-to
>>73057
>>73058
Onyx snorts before dropping it on the ground.


Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73060
73075
>>73055
"Dont make me shoot you. i like the way you serve Whiskey."
Iron
0athr
?
No.73061
73063
>>73059
"Good. Keep one of them." 6 pieces left.
Iron
0athr
?
No.73062
>>73056
Iron smiles at the scene. "This is great. Finally the mare feels some love."
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73063
73064 73072 73075
>>73061
"Nope, I'm keeping two. You get the third"
Iron
0athr
?
No.73064
73065 73067
>>73063
"Come on, Onyx. You are pushing the boundaries of trust here. Keep in mind there are 4 of us against one of you. If you act nice maybe Skies will reconsider."
Iron
0athr
?
No.73065
>>73064
*Reconsidet giving you two gold bricks
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.73066
>decide to take a break for dinner
>come back to 64 new posts
So...did I miss anything?
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73067
73068 73072
>>73064
"Two"
Iron
0athr
?
No.73068
73069
>>73067
"One"
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73069
73070 73072
>>73068
"Two"
Iron
0athr
?
No.73070
73071 73081
>>73069
"I will not say again. Drop the second brick. I am sure Skies will reconsider giving you two if you obey." Iron places his forehead against Onyx's forehead. "One"
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73071
73072
>>73070
"Make me"
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73072
73073
>>73071
>>73069
>>73063
>>73067
Fires my revolver into the water close to oynx
"one."
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73073
73074
>>73072
"Two"
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73074
73076
>>73073
"Do you have a death wish?"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73075
73076
>>73060
No hug or hoof hold? No long talk about past, present or future?

>>73063
"I Swear to the Duke, to Halcyon Shores, and to the Great Mother, that I may have certified you as 'not a changeling' yesterday, but I will turn this ship back to store and tell the guards that you have been replaced by a spy"
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73076
73077 73078 73080
>>73074
"Maybe, I do. But I'm not walking off of the boat with less than two"
>>73075
"Pffft, like you know me to say this is out of character"
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73077
73079 73080 73081
>>73076
*Points my revolver at oynx*
"Are you sure this is the road you want to take bartender?"
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.73078
73079
>>73076
>But I'm not walking off of the boat with less than two
INB4: everyone works together to carry him off the boat with his allotted one gold brick.
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73079
>>73077
"Yes"
>>73078
Don't you dare start giving them ideas
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.73080
73081 73082 73086
>>73076
>>73077
"Stop this all of you!"
I take a gold bar.
"I claim my share and give it to the bartender. There! Happy?"
I toss the bar at Onyx.
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73081
73083 73086 73089
>>73077
>>73070
"Are you sure this guy isn't a changeling?"

>>73080
"You already gave a share to Iron"
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73082
73086 73087 73088 73089
>>73080
"So you're giving me three?"
Onyx eyes the two bars to his side and the one in front of him confusedly
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73083
73087
>>73081
Wait wait everyone hold the fuck up.
If Iron had one, and the magic hoers gave him one....
Doesn't that make two?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73084
73087
It's gonna be a while until I can RP effectively.
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.73085
73087
You know, I used to be on this one pony RP forum, and it was surprisingly similar to how this game is currently.
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73086
>>73081
"I'm starting to suspect it more."
>>73080
>>73082
"The State gets its Tax."
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73087
73091 73097
>>73083
Iron has two

>>73084
F

>>73082
"We didn't say you could never have two, we said we haven't alloted it yet"

>>73085
Well, that's almost certainly not a compliment
Iron
0athr
?
No.73088
73091
>>73082
"I am only holding the pieces to distribute. I have only taken one officially. Now stop this nonsense and give back the piece you owe."
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.73089
73092 73093
>>73081
>>73082
“Forget it. I’m done with this group. All you can think about is this shit.”
I storm off.
“How can ponies think like this under these desperate times?”
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73090
I want two tho ^_^
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73091
73094 73096
>>73087
These metal names really are confusing me
>>73088
really sorry I have to be this difficult
"Two, or I'm walking out"
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73092
>>73089
Shimmer finds that he is on a small boat in a bay, and options to storm off are limited
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73093
>>73089
"Wait come back."
Iron
0athr
?
No.73094
73095
>>73091
It's fine, if I had the same health as you, I would do the same
"Then walk out! Stop acting like a colt already!"
kj6Te
?
No.73095
73098
[1d20+4 = 18]
[1d20+12 = 27]
>>73094
"Okay"
Onyx takes off the armor, sets down the halberd, and put his jump ranks to use.
The +12 is his jump towards the shore, the +4 is the swim check
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73096
>>73091
"my whole family was murdered and you dont see me crying about not having 2gold bars"
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.73097
>>73087
I mean, it's not your fault, it's just what happens occasionally.
0athr
?
No.73098
73099 73100 73102 73103 73116 73119
[1d20+7 = 13]
[1d20+5 = 6]
>>73095
Iron sighs. He passes the all the gold bricks to Skies. "Hold this for me, leave what you want for me." He then mimicks the actions of Onyx.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73099
73101
>>73098
F
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73100
73102
>>73098
>1 on swim
oh shit
OOC
0athr
?
No.73101
>>73099
Onyx confirmed Atlas in disguise.
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.73102
>>73098
...I'm just gonna leave this F here to pay my respects.
>>73100
Is it 1 on the swim or 1 on the jump?
kj6Te
?
No.73103
73104 73105 73106 73107 73116 73119
[1d20 = 2]
>>73098
Are you kidding me, I've gotta-
Ugh...
Onyx sees the flailing Iron and turns back around to help him.
No swim bonus cause carrying another horse.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73104
>>73103
F
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73105
>>73103
OH FUCK YOU DICE
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.73106
73108
>>73103
And now they're both going to drown.
OOC
0athr
?
No.73107
73109
[1d20 = 8]
>>73103
While Onyx was acting childish, Iron acknowledges his attempt to save him. Therefore he has to do the same to him.
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73108
>>73106
Just as God intended.
OOC
0athr
?
No.73109
>>73107
Is that enough?
KpZKc
?
No.73110
73111 73112 73114 73116
[1d20 = 18]
I'm not even a part of this encounter, I'm just going to make a roll to see if the dice just hates us now, or if they're just memeing.
Silver (OOC)
KpZKc
?
No.73111
73113
>>73110
No, they're just memeing.
OOC
0athr
?
No.73112
>>73110
THAT DICE COULD'VE BEEN OURS!
Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73113
_Check.png
>>73111
>trps confirm
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73114
73115 73120
>>73110
Friendship ended with email dice.
Now square bracket dice are my friend.
[1d20 = 18]

Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73115
>>73114
Oh you motherfucking rng
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73116
73117 73118 73120 73124
>>73110
A panel of the roof in Silver's room falls loose, causing a pouch of bits long hidden up there to fall to the ground before him

>>73103
>>73098
Blue Skies stops the boat, and places a hoof on her face
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73117
>>73116
Lucky bastard.
Onyx tries again, still tugging the other horse
[1d20 = 8]

Dark Star
NIp2+
?
No.73118
73121 73122
>>73116
"We- We should stop them from drowning."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73119
73125
>>73098
>>73103
I give up my Obscurring Mist slot to summon a dolphin that rescues them both.
It can take 10 on swim checks.
Iron
0athr
?
No.73120
73122 73123
>>73116
>>73114
"At least I gave you the gold and a coltfriend, right Skies?" Iron coughs up some water. He turns to Onyx. "If you are going to act suicidal, at least do it with guaranteed profit."
That Sorcerer Guy
DkvA/
?
No.73121
>>73118
“And ruin the metaphor of their greed? I suppose...”
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73122
73128 73130
>>73118
>>73120
Blue Skies sighs, and takes flight, to try to grab onto Iron
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73123
73128
>>73120
"Hey, I was swimming fine until I had to save your flank"
Silver
KpZKc
?
No.73124
73127
Oh, hey, the random meme dice roll actually did something. Neat.
>>73116
He slowly gazes up at the newfound hole in his ceiling, wondering A.) if this used to be a smuggler's den, and B.) if he can patch it up without Glass noticing.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
DqA8B
?
No.73125
73126 73128
mainart3.jpg
>>73119
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous
kj6Te
?
No.73126
>>73125
Hey Patrick, how the >dolphin noises are ya?
Anonymous
R0jf8
?
No.73127
73138
>>73124
Whether this was a stash of stolen bits that was placed there to hide it, or someone's stash that was left behind is not immediately determinable. The wooden roof panels can be placed back as they were by standing on a stool.... or Unicorn magic
Iron
0athr
?
No.73128
73129 73131 73133
>>73123
Iron laughs. "Sure, but for how long before they would have caught you? Trust me, you would have died before actually feeling the rewards." Iron shakes his head. "Even after you had confirmed further payments. Give me a break."
>>73125
Iron grabs onto the dolphin.
>>73122
"While I thank you for your efforts, I do not think you can pick me up."


R0jf8
?
No.73129
73131 73134 73146
[1d20-1 = -18]
>>73128
She pulls anyways
NIp2+
?
No.73130
73132
>>73122
Dark Star drives the boat close to iron