>>166220Don't shit and piss in your chair.
>>166221What? No, no, it's not that. I just get sweaty when I'm too stressed. But everypony wants me to play these scary games, and I don't want to stop.
Pad your ass. Not in that way. Just layer a towel over itself and sit on it.
Source: I work for hours animating.
Install an extra cooling fan to breeze your crotch.
>>166224Not bad advice honestly. Older cars had a crotch vent to chill or heat, well, the crotch.
I guess femminists got pissy, so its been a while since cars had it
>>166220>how do you stay fresh after hours of gaming?You don't. You spend an hour, at most two, gaming a day. After that, get up and do something else.
If you spend hours gaming you aren't gaming fast enough
>>166223>>166224I guess that would help. Thanks anons!
>>166226>>166227You're right, it's not healthy to spend so much time gaming, especially when I can spend it caring for my animals. I don't know how to game faster though...maybe Rainbow Dash can give some advice?
>>166228Rainbow Dash only does speedruns for reddit updoots. I wouldn't go to here if you care about actually enjoying the games.
>>166222What sort of games do you play? Is there any you like to play more then others?
I tend to play a lot of older games or smaller Kirin games myself
>>166229O-okay...
>>166230I've been playing Kirby's Dream Land 3. There's one part that's really scary and I had to force myself to keep playing.
>>166231Whut's that part, sugarcube? That game is not scary! Try Luigis Mansion, now THAT game'll give ya a fright!
Where can I buy your bathwater?
>>166231Kirby's Dream Land 3 is definitely a scary game, it's not for the faint of heart. If I may offer a kinder suggestion though, maybe try Dead Space? It's a fun little game where you play as a mechanic and you're trying to fix a mining ship so it can get back to doing what it was sent to the system to do. Also, in case you're wondering why they chose such an ominous title for it, it's because the ship was left "dead," or motionless, in space. Furthermore, if you enjoy it, there's also a Dead Space 2 where you get to do the same stuff but this time in a space station!
>>166234Oh dear, that is the game with the
ghosts. I heard it's a good game, but I think it's too scary for me....
>>166236My what?
>>166276I don't like the sound of that name. I know I shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but it sounds like I would be alone without the company of any animals, and being alone like that is scary....
>>166291>My what?So you are a filthy degenerate.
Hygiene is important.
But I could be wrong about that.
So a bath is like a shower, if neither ring a bell it's like a river that plumbing uses.
If you don't know what a river is, well...
A bath is like instant ramen, you're the noodle, soap goes on the outside with the water. Don't have it too hot that's not good for you, if it's too cold and you don't understand what's going on that's not good either.
Lathering is when soap and water make bubbles. You use that to clean yourself effectively.
It's based on contact and using water to rinse that off.
I'll mention it for completion's sake. Breathing underwater is a no no, most electronics in the bath is bad, don't eat the soap.
That should cover most things for your first bath.
>>166291Your bathwater! You know, the cloudy soup left in the bathtub once you're done bathing? It can be very nutritious when inhaled, preferably through a vape.
I'm battling cancer from and I need to vape your bathwater if I'm gonna make it through.
>>166292Soapone?
>>166292I take baths regularly, but I always drain the water after. I've never felt the need to keep it because Ponyville is given plenty of water. I'm not even sure where I would keep it if I wanted to, my house is pretty cluttered....
>>166294Oh no, you poor thing! I hope you get well soon. If I may suggest, I think clean water would be better for you. I also heard getting lots of sunlight is good for you.
>>166307Just send him a barrel of your bathwater. Every real potion expert knows that is one of the best potion ingredients for healing.