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Poner
No.3340
7042 7268
How would you try to survive a horror fanfic situation like cupcakes?
Poner
No.3344
I'd shit all over myself so my meat will be tainted
Poner
No.3345
3348
You don't. Pinkie is the most powerful pony who ever was or will be. She has powers beyond comprehension.
Anonymous
No.3346
I'd notice that ponies are disappearing and would realize that I'm in an evil Equestria, at which point I'd stop spending any time around anypony.
Poner
No.3348
>>3345
Pinkie's supernatural powers seem to turn off whenever she's sad though.
Poner
No.3452
>rape
Poner
No.5025
I would be meat in her freezer. Let me out bro, it's cold in here.
Poner
No.5049
I would become a horror movie protag who survives to the end and hopefully gets a chance to kill the bad pony with some cheesy line like "Try some lead cupcakes bitch" before shooting her (but then she survives to set up for the sequel)
Poner
No.6083
7028
Tell her to inflate herself until she pops.
Poner
No.7028
7298
>>6083
Finally got the opportunity to insert your fetish, huh Anon?
Poner
No.7042
7080
>>3340
Are you talking the original or the ongoing comic? If the latter, there's no point in trying
Poner
No.7053
7303
>How would you survive Cupcakes?
ponka sexo
Poner
No.7080
>>7042
>ongoing
Huh?
Poner
No.7268
>>3340
She would realistically be caught after the first murder, because come on, you invite them to YOUR place, and then they disapear just like that? Even the dumbest police-mare in Equestria will figure it out before the 3rd murder. And since Derpy and Gilda are confirmed kills, It would never ever, ever get to the point where I'm on the chopping block.
Poner
No.7298
>>7028
No, this shit scares the fuck out of me.
Anonymous
No.7303
7318
>>7053
>you're about to be carved up like a thanksgiving turkey
>pinkie sees that you're hard as a rock
>she stares for a few seconds, her wild grin fading into disgust
>"Of course the otherworlder would ruin the fun. Now it's weird. UGH."
>she throws her tools away and goes back to baking
>you don't get untied, you starve to death down in the basement
>but you didn't get eaten!
Poner
No.7318
>>7303
harsh. maybe gummy or madame le flour can at least keep me company while I lie down in there, with an erection
Poner
No.7328
Give some good cunnilingus/analingus so she'll want to keep me around

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