How would you try to survive a horror fanfic situation like cupcakes?
I'd shit all over myself so my meat will be tainted
You don't. Pinkie is the most powerful pony who ever was or will be. She has powers beyond comprehension.
I'd notice that ponies are disappearing and would realize that I'm in an evil Equestria, at which point I'd stop spending any time around anypony.
>>3345Pinkie's supernatural powers seem to turn off whenever she's sad though.
I would be meat in her freezer. Let me out bro, it's cold in here.
I would become a horror movie protag who survives to the end and hopefully gets a chance to kill the bad pony with some cheesy line like "Try some lead cupcakes bitch" before shooting her (but then she survives to set up for the sequel)
Tell her to inflate herself until she pops.
>>6083Finally got the opportunity to insert your fetish, huh Anon?
>>3340Are you talking the original or the ongoing comic? If the latter, there's no point in trying
>How would you survive Cupcakes?
ponka sexo
>>3340She would realistically be caught after the first murder, because come on, you invite them to YOUR place, and then they disapear just like that? Even the dumbest police-mare in Equestria will figure it out before the 3rd murder. And since Derpy and Gilda are confirmed kills, It would never ever, ever get to the point where I'm on the chopping block.
>>7028No, this shit scares the fuck out of me.
>>7303harsh. maybe gummy or madame le flour can at least keep me company while I lie down in there, with an erection
Give some good cunnilingus/analingus so she'll want to keep me around