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I, for one, want to suck that Luna's marecock.
I'm being forced by Anon27 to start selling only olive oil in the mlpol store. What are your favorite brands?
You want to know what my favorite brands are? I have four of them. Their names are: John Elway, John Elway, John Elway and, last but not least, John Elway.
When the Four Elways converge and form like Voltron, they become the Denver Broncos. it is at this point that none of you puny faggots are safe. John Elway forms the Head of the Denver Broncos, and John Elway is the strong, muscular chest. John Elway and John Elway make up the arms, arms like tree trunks I tell you, and John Elway and John Elway are the legs, twelve stories tall if they were a foot. Last but not least is John Elway, and he is the mightiest of all: The giant cock of the Denver Broncos is he, and he stretches five miles around the entirety of the equator and back again like five or six times, give or take a few hundred thousand feet.
All the ponies knew that one day The Denver Broncos would come to liberate them. For years they had labored in bondage under the torment of the Oakland Raiders. For years they suffered the indignity of not being football. But then one day all that changed, when John Elway and the rest of the Denver Broncos, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, and John Elway, came to Ponyville and became the Denver Broncos. Then, there was football.
Football, now and forever.
t. John Elway.
Olive oil for the olive oil gods
Atlas where are you halp us
impressed! extra virgin footballs for everyone! peep peep
you mean pip pip right?
_Culture yourself you uncouth swine! Disclaimer The previous statement is not to be taken seriously
Exactly what am I looking at?
>>3492>Exactly what am I looking at?
A lolcow that is ban evading.
>>3482>Football, now and forever
I read that in the voice of John Henry Elway.
he said he had work to do, iirc.