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Stale Nut Bread
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10708
10710
Previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/10705.html
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.10709
1508556188366-1.png
1508556188366-0.png

Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10710
10712
>>10708
Reminder >>8888 → >>9999 → >>10000 →
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10712
10715
>>10710
Noted. Also, you're good you. That was fast.
As for the leadership bit, she meant it. There IS a difference between leading and dictating however. Part of Thez' success with the ne'ers was because she wasn't TELLING them to fight, she was in the ring fighting WITH them.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10713
"And 'cuz I paid for their whores!"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10714
10736
>>10711 →
A noble vengeance that stays true to the clerical domain. Romantic, and suitable for a Chaotic good character.
I like it.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10715
10718
>>10712
Then those who are not interested in following Gridiron, in fighting for the Right, or in protecting Port Barry can leave and returned to their charred homes. No matter. Only those who are motivated are fit in any event. Trumpaladin follows the holy way, the way of Good and Football and America. He calls upon all to follow him. Some will be fit for this quest, and some will not. But for those who are, they shall be organized into the Church Militant
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10716
Trumpaladin will also be offering nose jobs and legal name changes to relevant members of the upper classes. He needs all the resources available. Even bankers, lawyers, and business executives. Perhaps especially them
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10717
Tracy is still spelunking in an undisclosed location, looking for a good lair.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10718
10730
>>10715
I get what you are saying, and I like/agree. I was being a bit catty, in the interest of presentation and measure, please pay that no mind.
Trump has full reign to do as he suggests, but he notices that every time he means to say "Follow", he curiously says "Join".
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10719
10723
Also Infernius, "You goof", don't worry. I've already thought of 3 loopholes. ^_!
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10720
10721 10723
So if i've read right
>soros fight
>we do damage
>he flees

Also, Hi
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10721
>>10720
Thats an exceptionally abbreviated version, but yeah for the most part.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10722
10724 10725 10727
WAIT
HOLD THE FUCK UP
TRACY IS PREGNENT?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10723
10726
Tracy found her cave, and is explaining to the ants how she wants it excavated.
>>10719
Are you referring to the consequences of a Cleric race-mixing with an infernal monk of opposite alignment? (high-impact sexual tragedy, anyone?)
>>10720
>*yanks fork out of haggis*Welcome to the bread.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10724
>>10722
dubs
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10725
10728 10729
1199190__questionable_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_black and white_collar_grayscale_lineart_monochrome_simple background_whit.jpeg
>>10722
It was a miracle.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10726
>>10723
I hadn't even thought of that, I was referring to the terms of the seal against outsiders. I WILL think about that though.
She has me looking up images of Ironwill now, for posterity and shit
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10727
10729
>>10722
This false positive shall be dealt with in its proper time
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10728
pinkie_pie_igniting_party_cannon__by_themajesticpony-d70bs4f.png
>>10725
Is it wrong that I found that pic arousing? Should I even be saying this? Does it even matter anymore? smh self-depricatingly
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10729
10731 10732 10733
>>10727
>>10725
I can't find it, but wasn't there an agreement that everything thay happened to Tracy would become board canon?
Trump, be happy for your goddamn waifu. I will go down with this ship
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10730
10732
>>10718
I'm guessing your referring most to the mention of incorporation of people with specialized knowledge into the town school, and perhaps also the mandatory education of the youth. This I guess, may have to wait until the USFL has almost soveriegn power. As for the conscription of the veterans into the Church Militant, I can't imagine they'd be unwilling very often, at least where they don't have other things going on in their lives they need to attend to, and even that is allowed for under Trump's plan
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10731
10742
>>10729
You leave me no choice. Read this >>10678 →
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10732
10738
>>10729
Don't worry, I slipped it into one of the Tea times. It was dismissed as Fake News, but its still on record.
>>10730
I'm saying people don't respond as well to 'compulsory' or 'mandatory'. Consider a "You'll get what you want if..." strategy perhaps?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10733
10734
>>10729
Thanks. I still ship you with Trollestia.
GM, you still haven't given Trollestia's judgement of Torq's rare Pepe collection.
Also, was I right to guess that her clerical domain was Trickery aka Trolling?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10734
>>10733
In order to judge, I'd/she'd have to see it. How does it rate compared to the Mlpol pepe collection?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10735
10740 10743
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c6p1k.png
infernuis try and find a hairstylist to help ifernuis change look.
>pic related
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10736
>>10714
thanks
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10737
10739
>>10694 →
i will help you on your quest to frm the teutonic order.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10738
10740
>>10732
When Pearl Harbor was bombed, people came in droves to sign up for the army. And almost no one was actually present for that. And now Port Barry has had its own Pearl Harbor

>"You'll get what you want if…"
You want to serve God, King, and Country. Err... Football and Port Barry. It's the same motivation that caused people to give up their established lives to liberate Jerusalem. It's the same motivation as lead so many people to charge into steel and lead and danger in so many thousands of wars. Trumpaladin is interested in Patriots, and Patriots alone. He shall find them

Don't worry, he gives a rousing speech first
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10739
10746
>>10737
*Eyes widen*
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10740
10744
>>10738
That sounds about right. Its kind of a splitting hairs point, but your proposal sounded a bit like you were telling people what to do, rather than giving them the means to accomplish what they already wanted to do.
>>10735
top fukkin kek
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10742
10751
angry-pepe-with-gun-is-crying.jpg
>>10731
Delet dis

Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10743
10745 10758
>>10735
Nice try, you red-haired mutant!
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10744
10747
>>10740
gm have problem with new look?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10745
>>10743
me cant change true hair color me know, me in mourning.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10746
10748
>>10739
something me say?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10747
>>10744
No
"Its actually quite dashing!"
sigh
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10748
10749
>>10746
"We're starting a Military Order. Crusaders for Truth and Good and Football. I'm modelling them on the old Teutonic Knights, the founders of Old Prussia. It seemed like precisely the sort of thing you might be interested in. I was wondering if you would put forth the time to teach them combat skills, and teach them of what they'll be up against. Who knows, they may be willing to learn about Rockwell and the Jews"
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10749
10750 10757
>>10748
me would be honored but me get to come up with name.
lYLhA
?
No.10750
10753
>>10749
"Well, it is unnamed. Just so long as I can veto excessively offensive suggestions"
\r
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10751
10752
>>10742
P.s., to practice with the shield, I recommend tying a ribbon around it so you can see where it is
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10752
10754
>>10751
Shield?
Huh?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10753
>>10750
agreed.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10754
10755 10761
>>10752
ref >>10616 →
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10755
10756
>>10754
Ahhhhh
Thanks
>leaves party to go practice
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10756
10759
>>10755
The item bypasses any requisite proficiency,... I was just bantzing, cuz I didn't say everything I was 'supposed' to in the moment
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10757
10789
>>10749
Infernius should remember to expand his God's domain as well.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10758
10760 10763
>>10743
By the way, you may notice at some point that there is a pale-green, semi-transluscent compound bow following you around.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10759
10762
>>10756
I'm assuming that that means Torc doesnt require past experince?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10760
>>10758
>Tracy has the fantasy equivalent of ankle bracelets
Good
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10761
>>10754
What exactly are the tarot cards for? More jewelry?
>does not know what a tarot card is
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10762
>>10759
Yep
"And it also makes for a wicked sled!"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10763
10764
>>10758
Wait, wat? Is that a weapon?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10764
10767 10769
>>10763
It was discretely put in play, but yes. Its a composite longbow, and it floats of its own accord. There's an arrow attached by a thin strand of rope, but it floats along and follows you. There's a shadowy essence that seems attached to it.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10765
10766
Did any of those infernal leave any weapons behind when they vanished?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10766
>>10765
Nope, their equipment and trappings vanished with them. No swag, sorry
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10767
10768 10769
>>10764
Can I take it?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10768
10770
>>10767
No, it maintains its distance
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10769
10771 10774
>>10764
>non-edged, ranged weapon
I'll have to do some character gymnastics to get her to even touch it...
Can it be concealed?
>>10767
You could use it all you want if you were on her back.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10770
10774
>>10768
Distance from Tracy. Can I get close enough
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10771
10772
>>10769
If you were in Arizona and stumbled upon a wild and unbroken mustang, would you get on its back? No? Now imagine the same, but it flies, is on fire, and has weird demonic powers. That goes in the "Hell no I ain't touchin' that shit" category
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10772
10773
>>10771
>not taming the magical hoers into a powerful mount that only you can ride
Some legendary hero you are.

Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10773
>>10772
Trump is too busy to learn the art of breaking demonic horses
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10774
10775
>>10769
kek. Probably not (concealment)
>>10770
>distance
Depends on environment, but its usually no less than 60' if allowed, and its deliberately moving to avoid both scrutiny and notoriety.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10775
10776 10777
>>10774
Rooooooooo stealth is important!
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10776
10778 10781
"His name is Bob! Balthazar Ozymandius Bestimus!"
You be quiet.
>>10775
Don't worry, he's good at that, I only thought I'd mention so I don't have to roll for spot checks every so often
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10777
10780
>>10775
Paladins think stealth is dishonorable
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10778
10779
>>10776
Look on my works, ye mighty?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10779
10782
>>10778
o_O o_o
IDK what you mean
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10780
10782 10783 10808
Spoilered
>>10777
She's not a Paladin.
*teleports behind you (literally: she jumped planes) and hugs your back affectionately*
*hums* "~Hhhmmm, hello, ~Flashy."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10781
10786
>>10776
It.. it doesn't talk, does it..?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10782
10785 10786 10790
>>10779
You named him Balthazar Ozymandius Bestimus. Balthazar is a real name and I'm not sure if it's a reference to something, but Balthazar was the name of a character (the poison seller?) in Romeo and Juliet, and I think of the traitor in the Battlestar Galactica remake series. Ozymandias, an alternative name for Pharaoh Ramses II of Egypt, is the name of Percy Shelly's famous poem. It includes the lines "My name is Ozymandius. King of Kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair"
>>10780
"Gah!"

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10783
10784
>>10780
*became momentarily ethereal

Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10784
>>10783
Noted.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10785
10787
>>10782
[affectionate hoers noises]
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10786
>>10782
You're correct, but Balthazar is also one of the 3 wise men in the nativity legend. Bestimus was a bit of a phone-in, so that (WAAAAY earlier) he could
call himself "The Best Man". Its part of Thez' history.
>>10781
Not talk, but he can thump the bowstring. One means yes, two means no, and "Swift defeat to mine enemies" means something is up (cuz he's shooting at something).
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10787
10788
>>10785
Trumpaladin makes a mental note of why he had marked down "jump scare" in his journal entry for the blue one
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10788
10791
>>10787
*nuzzles and hugs*
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10789
>>10757
of course trump and i have founded a pantheon remember.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10790
10792
>>10782
ozzymanas is bad guy in movie me see once.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10791
10797
>>10788
"Um... hi?" Trump says scared

"I see the parts of the machines that were missing have turned up"
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10792
>>10790
Ozymandius was also a historical king noted for his fairness and rigid adherence to common law.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10793
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert... near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Make Port Barry Great Again - Part 2
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10794
10795 10796 10810 20240
This is the second set of Making Port Barry Great Again. Whereas most of what was said in the previous post involved Trumpaladin’s independent Football League/religious organization, this will mostly involve the civilian government of Port Barry. These changes will be very expensive, and could not possibly be expected to be completed even halfway by the conclusion of the three week period. They will be financed as logic dictates by the party’s finances, by the public treasury, by private investment, or by sheer borrowing where there is no other money available.

Trumpaladin shall have to look for anyone who could find the missing Jew gold AND could be relied upon to hand it over to the city treasury.
>If only there were a level 15 rogue who could find the missing Jew gold and then actually return it to the city
A man can dream, a man can dream

First, the town declares a corvée to clean up the streets and other mess from the destruction wrought by the demon attack. (not rebuilding, just cleaning up). Then, begins an assessment by adjustors and surveyors of the damage to the city. They shall determine the extent of the damage, and what areas should be destroyed altogether.

Second, retrieve all books on engineering, architexture, and city planning from the Trump Tower library, and begin planning the reconstruction of the relevant sections. Private property will be seized by the city via eminent domain. The exact specifications of the reconstruction shall have to wait for a report on the damage to the city, but in general, Trump would like to see the following changes

First, a street pattern that is arranged in a grid pattern rather than at random, In the alternative, streets radiate out from a central point Parisian style, the center point being either a plaza or a public building. But the big changes are these
A grand new city hall to be the center of city government, unless of course the existing one is sufficient for this purpose, and is sufficiently undamaged (paid for by the public)
A tower to use as the headquarters of the United States Football League. Obviously the Church needs its Vatican (party funded)
A new Diamond exchange. This will involve the relevant jeweler and the jewel industry in Port Barry that Thez helped set up (private funder)

A new tower hotel (Trump?)
Upscale Housing (Trump/borrowed money. It will pay for itself
A new shopping complex
A church for Inferius’s religion
>The brother survived unscathed somehow
It shall be burned to the ground. Tracy is welcome to help, but it’s coming down one way or another. It shall be replaced with the Port Barry Courthouse.

As mentioned in the previous section, the monestary and the raining grounds, like the stadium, are to the north of the city outside the walls. It seems that it will be wise to expand the walls up North to enclose this new section. Trumpaladin loves building walls, so this should be fun. The new enclosed area should include space for a few farms and probably also low income housing.

I believe a citadel should be built, should another assault fall upon Port Barry

As for rebuilding industry, the following things should occur. Please note that they would be financed by private funds and contracts, foreign investment, or borrowing with the expectation of future returns
Expand the already yuge forge to include a full-scale rolling mill and blast furnace. Build a warehouse as well, if there isn’t already one
Build an Armory, probably as an expansion of what exists already at the forge
Build a tannery
Build a textile mile
Build a paper mill
Build a printing press
Build a shipyard, or expand the existing one
These will be built near the water, preferably by the harbor, and to the west of the city (or perhaps the east) outside of the walls if necessary

Of course, three large ocean going vessels should be purchased, commissioned, or commandeered, for the Mendicant Order. These shall spread the word of Football across all continents and to all corners of the world

Naturally, Trumpaladin will give a speech, probably several, to the citizenry. He will speak of the fighting against the evil forces of globalism and Soccer that tried to attack the town, and that really were lurking and waiting to attack for just the right time, seizing upon an opportunity when the group was away. But thanks to the brave men and wo men of the Port Barry defense force, casualties were minimized. Thanks to the power of Football and the devotion of the party, they were able to distract the demons from the city, then fight through them, slaying hordes of them, killing the lieutenants, and leading right into Soros, the one armed-bastard. Thez, having seen the light of Football, placed a permanent travel ban on all outsiders except spooky horse apparently, and in the process, deported herself. Now Trump asks all citizens of Port Barry to display the same devotion and willingness to sacrifice in rebuilding the city, and in helping to spread the word of Football, which delivered the city from evil. He also tells them to be on the look out for Soccer – that most evil of “sports” – as it is a demonic plot, existing to pervert national love. He tells them of his plans for Port Barry and for the USFL, and asks them to join, He tells of the Football powered miracle of the resurrection booth, and how he is using it to revive casualties
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10795
10796 10801
>>10794
Only if I get to stick a sword in some stone
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10796
10798 10799 10801
>>10794
>burn the brothel
"YOU SHALL DO NO SUCH THING! Oooooh, this motherfucker! You're lucky that me escaping means that Soros escapes! Wait a second,...."
A disembodied purple fist appears in the air above Trump and <WHONK> he has another lump on his head.
"It was business."
>>10795
Is that a metaphor, or am I not following?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10797
10800 10801
>Is reading Guardian Paramount abilities
Fug! She's indestructible. It's great to play a class that can defend other characters too.
Can Tracy also get a good armor upgrade somewhere? She has good reason to protect her body now. Maybe some of those gold-steel plates?
>>10791
>Paladin not being immune to fear
*is still nuzzling you*
"~Hmmmh..! Oh, yes, it seems the pirates who looted them fled when the infernals attacked and left their treasure behind. I picked the parts up while I was looking for infernal weapons.. ~hhmm." Tracy says nonchalantly, clearly glad to see you.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10798
10800
>>10796
>metaphor
Uh
>sword
>in
>fucking
>stone
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10799

>>10796
>metaphor,
He's based on Merlin, remember?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10800
>>10797
Quite literally, Lenos is the only person who's ever forged anything out of golded steel. Its a sound idea though.
>>10798
I was just checking, I first thought it was a vaguely lewd joke is all.
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10801
10802 10803 10805
>>10796
I see the travel ban was only partly successful.

"TRACY! Want to burn something? Like a large building?"
>>10795
So long as that isn't code for sex with Trollestoa, then sure
>>10797
"I know you're lying"
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10802
>>10801
Not being continent with your wife and son/daughter
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10803
>>10801
"Ooooh, this,... okay fine, if thats how he wants to play it."
No violation of the travel ban has occurred, since no one has traveled anywhere and no goods or information was exchanged. I will suggest that you should probably leave the brothel alone.
ZV3KL
?
No.10805
10806 10807 10813 10820
Spoilered
[2d20 = 29]
>>10801
Bluff (dispel suspicions) + Perform (acting: appear extra innocent)
"~Hhhmmm.. Now why would I lie to you about that, ~Flashy?"
>burn
[inquisitive hoers noises] You do realize this'll bring her closer to the Chaotic Path, right?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10806
>>10805
Per those rolls, Trump is unable to detect any duplicity. She seems to be telling the truth.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10807
10808
>>10805
Y spoiler tho? Just asking
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10808
10811
>>10807
Left the spoiler on from the jumpscare in >>10780

Also, did any of those golem cores have user-viable parts? Could they be fashioned to craft a magical weapon?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10810
10812
>>10794
i track down jews trump.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10811
10812
>>10808
>magical crafting
And little else. Some of those sprockets, gears, and shafts are pure mythril, adamantite, and a variety of alloys. Aside from being literally gold-plated, those robots are crafting GOLD.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10812
10815 10818
>>10810
>Doesn't have the track skill
For that, you'd need an extraplanar bloodhound, with a powerful sense of smell, tracking skills, and an unquenchable thirst for Infernal blood
tl;dr, count me in
>>10811
Would Lenos craft Tracy something special for Tracy, if she offered him the cigarettes she looted from the body of your dead coworker?
vI1sh
?
No.10813
10814 10819
>>10805
*pushes away pony anyways*
\r
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10814
10816
>>10813
>pisges
Wut?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10815
10824
>>10812
Are you talking about Barry?
"What do you have in mind? I'll answer afterward."
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10816
>>10814
Pushes
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10818
>>10812
i have the detect jew spell.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10819
10822
>>10813
Fail, and in his fail, he finds his arms unintendedly wrapped around Tracy.
vI1sh
?
No.10820
10821
[1d20 = 16]
>>10805
Roll anyways, because this bitch ain't right
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10821
10823
>>10820
>splitting hairs
You suspect there might be something amiss.
But then, you always think Tracy is up to something.
So, no dispositional change.
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10822
10824 10825
>>10819
Is there any empathic bond? If there is, she can feel my suspicion and disgust
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10823
>>10821
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how that scene would have played out
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10824
10826 10827
fact-fact-36-ghost-rider-wields-a-mystical-chain-that-8962616.png
>>10815
>here goes nothing
A wearable, extending, spiked-chain that functions as a melee saw-blade and can conduct psionic abilities
>>10822
There would be if you took her as your mount.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10825
tumblr_me7tk2vF3F1r9vi6po2_500.gif
>>10822
She knows, but she doesn't seem to care for the most part.
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10826
>>10824
Can you elaborate on what occurs when that happens?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10827
10833
>>10824
Yes, yes, Ghost-rider is an abominable Chain Demon (what? its literally spelled out!). You want chain-demon skills then?
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10828
10829 10832
So, about tracys pregnancy...
How is tis gonna work
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10829
10831 10832
>>10828
This tbh. is it gonna be half horse?
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10830
or was Trumpaladin secretly a pony all along... DUN DUN DUN!!!
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10831
>>10829
Centaur?
Minataur horse thing?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10832
10834 10847
>>10828
To be determined. It was "her" idea, but it sounded like fun so I went with it. As far as raw gameplay is concerned, it allows Tracy extra bonuses if she feels life-threatened, and it gives OP the opportunity to fuck with Trump (and others) on occasion. So far, that's it.
>>10829
Well, the typical gestation for a hoers is just under a year. So, you'll permit me to defer on that?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10833
10837
>>10826'
>Waited a while because I thought GM would take the initiative to explain
She gains the title, a few of her stats get buffed, you'll be able to summon her from anywhere within a mile through a vague empathetic link that allows for heightened communication. You'd also be able to use any item connected to her (i.e. the bow, the chain), and the same things go for spells and spell-like abilities (i.e. be able to use the Blackguard's evil magic)
Also, being able to infinitely share saving rolls with a Guardian Paramount would make you virtually invincible during mounted combat. There are other supernatural abilities a Cauchemar Nightmare can share with its rider, but those have nothing to do with the class.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin%27s_Mount
>>10827
YES!!!
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10834
10835 10837 10853
>>10832
All the same. Trumpaladin will have a court declare Tracy unfit to be the mother, then take legal custody of the child. The child may be disabled from the mother's contain or demon blood use, but not all evils can be stopped. One more set back in a long life of set backs, but nothing more
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10835
10838 10839
>>10834
Don't you dare fuck this up! That trigger activates 5 potential endings where she systematically kills-off all of the other characters; and I don't want to make new flow charts.
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10836
*cries at the thought of being able to teach his hopefully not part demon and not cocaine addicted son how to play football, an opportunity he thought he lost forever*
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10837
>>10833
K. Sorry I missed the earlier post, I'm casual-browsing.
>>10834
lol Try it!
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10838
10840
>>10835
Am I safe if I support your ship?

Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10839
>>10835
>insists on doing everything the hard way
So let be written, so let it be done
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10840
10841 10842
>>10838
Not if she loses her foal.
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10841
10843 10844
>>10840
>her
*His. The foal deserves a good family
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10842
10845
>>10840
Uhhhh, do I have magic for this shit?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10843
10845 10848
>>10841
Kek, too bad its got this one,....
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10844
10846
>>10841
>Doesn't want Tracy
>Tracy has child
>Trump is going to take her child
This shit doesn't add up

Can Torc be an uncle?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10845
10851 10852
>>10842
If your character could somehow detect an extraplanar predatory hoers with stealth, lunging out of another dimension and crushing your ripcage.
>>10843
Tracy would make sure her foal lived a better life than hers.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10846
>>10844
Is, in a manner
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10847
>>10832
sure i guess.
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10848
10849 10850
>>10843
We'll take him away from his evil mother, don't you worry. He shall play football and learn the family business with his father
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10849
10858
>>10848
Okay, now you're just trolling. I'm sure you know Trump would get eviscerated if he tried.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10850
10858
>>10848
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
You do know she has the sense motive skill and she's fully focused on you right now,
right?

Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10851
10856
>>10845
>Tracy would make sure her foal lived a better life than hers.
Even if that meant giving up her child to a loving and wealthy family?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10852
10856
>>10845
And she won't be alone
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10853
10854
>>10834
trump no take baby away!!
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10854
10855
>>10853
Agreed
That makes 3v1
Have fun taking the baby Trump
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10855
>>10854
*4
"Its MY seal, I'll break the shit out of it he thinks,...."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10856
10857 10860
>>10851
NO!!! She would make sure her family was loving and wealthy, even if she had to destroy an entire country, and melt the brain of her idiot husband, to do so.
>>10852
I know. I was hoping for a chance to explore the planes.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10857
>>10856
She's off to a good start
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10858
10859 10861 10862
>>10850
She can detect that he is thinking about his child and how to protect him and give him the best life possible
>>10849
Trumpaladin has been thinking about how to put down the problem dog ever since she took the blood. He knows he can't evade it forever. It will take time and preparation, but what needs be done, needs be done
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10859
>>10858
O.O I almost wish I could make you take back those words
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10860
10862 10863
>>10856
The fact that she'd be willing to do that is precisely why she can't be his mount, she can't be his wife, and ahe can't be his child's mother
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10861
10862 10865
>>10858
>implying it will be a boy
Is d&d always this wierd?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10862
10864 10866
>>10858
>She can detect that he is thinking about his child and how to protect him and give him the best life possible
Good.
>>10860
[Genocidal Sithlord hoers noises]
>>10861
This isn't D&D, it's Mixed Nuts.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10863
>>10860
MOLON LABE!
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10864
10865
>>10862
Fair point

Is GM even dealing with our bullshit anymore?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10865
>>10861
I've seen far worse
>>10864
Are you KIDDING? I must be a McDonald's cuz I'm lovin' it
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10866
10867
>>10862
The first step to becoming w paladin's mount is to earn his trust. Why is this overlooked, little pony?
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10867
10868 10869
>>10866
Because trust requores commitment on both sides of the isle?
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10868
10926
>>10867
She's just not willing. Wants the job, but is unwilling to do the duties
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10869
>>10867
I think this is going to be an ongoing "work in progress"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10870
10871
Can Tracy bully Ponimaru into writing her a Ninja scroll?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10871
10872
>>10870
No, his skill-set is WAAAAAAY below metaphysics
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10872
>>10871
>no lunch money
Poor colt..
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10873
10874 10875 10876
hey gm can i go person to person(in port barry) gathering info on the jews?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10874
10877
>>10873
Sure, but its pretty rudimentary. "Hella stingy", "Ill mannered", "Cheap", "Non-comformative",... you know the drill
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10875
10878
>>10873
"Infectious, I have a better proposition for you"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10876
10884
>>10873
Tracy remembers her previous endeavor on Tracking-down the Jewish caravan's treasure.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10877
10882
>>10874
ok which direction did they ride into town,the first time?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10878
10880
>>10875
trump insult infernuis why?
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10879
10882
Trumpaladin goes to Levos to ask a simple question
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10880
10881 10882 10883
>>10878
"When the rats were banished from Port Barry, they were alleged to have had a large stock of gold. It has not been found. Should this massive stock pile be found and delivered to the city, it would go a massive way towards rebuilding the damaged city"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10881
>>10880
[interested hoers noises]
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10882
10886 10889
>>10877
"From the north. Always to or from the north"
>>10879
>Levos
>>10880
"Sooo, are you asking for my help? Cuz I can guarantee that it won't all make it back to the city in THAT event."
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10883
10887
>>10880
me help find gold for port barry, but trump have to put up a statue commemorating thez.
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10884
10885 10888
>>10876
Since the pony was last near Trump, Trump makes essentially the same request of Tracy.

"Tracy Cage, little pony, do you want to prove yourself? To show you are truly someone worthy of praise and admiration - worthy of love? I can tell you how to find it. Port Barry was devastated in the demon attack. Now, it's rumored that the Rats left a large pile of money around. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but no one is better suited to finding it all than you. Should you return it, love and respect for you can only grow."

He flashes his eyes at her
"You are a good pony, full of pride in your service, are you not? You want to prove it?"
Looks at her more intensely
"Want to prove it to me? Retrieve the missing gold, turn it over to the public coffers, and help Port Barry"
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10885
10890
ham.jpg
>>10884
Lenos coughs distinctly
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10886
10893
>>10882
did they smell a particular way?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10887
10891
>>10883
"I am certian the city will be willing to commemorate those who delivered the city from evil, and suffered in the process, once the funds become available"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10888
10892 10894
>>10884
Yeah, sure, I can do that." Tracy says, already fitting her armor.
"Do you have any other leads aside from going to the north? I already know that much."
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10889
>>10882
Asked of Lenos later, after the events with Inferius and Tracy

"Thez had stones of law and of chaos. What happened to them?"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10890
10893
>>10885
*inquisitive look*
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10891
10892
>>10887
specifically her.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10892
10899
>>10888
Trumpaladin is surprised by this reaction

"The Minotaur over there claims to be able to identify persons of the same cultural background as the rat people living in port Barry. Perhaps he can help extract information from them"
>>10891
"I am sure they will be willing, once the funds become available"
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10893
10896 10897
>>10886
Thats a good question, I'll have to think of an appropriately distinctive 'smell' for (((them))).
>>10890
"A tickle in my throat, pay me no mind." Lenos says entirely unconvincingly.

Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10894
10895
>>10888
"Do you expect to have to leave the city by any massive distance. Actually, let me ask you flat out. Do you believe you will have to travel much more than a mile north of the northern gate?"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10895
10900
>>10894
"Several miles, it's actually quite a bit even before the path spits." *is fitting hoers shoes*
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10896
>>10893
Trumpaladin fondly remembers the smell of bagels and gently woven kippahs from his time in New York City
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10897
>>10893
*makes internal note to swipe treasure to pay Lenos for the weapon*
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10898
OP is veritably cackling at the prospects
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10899
10901
>>10892
good. you have my sword.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10900
>>10895
"Do you think you might want to report the spot, then have an oxen team deliver the gold to port Barry?"

pauses for a moment, then says "I am trusting you with this, and so is Port Barry. It is very important that all of the gold is accounted for"
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10901
10902
>>10899
"Inferius, how good are you at counting?"
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10902
10906
>>10901
me can count to 6 million.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10903
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Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10904
10906 10908
"Can we go already?!" Tracy asks annoyed, knowing how long the trip will take with the bull weighing her down.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10905
10907
GM, please fast forward the journey.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10906
10909 10910
>>10902
"Excellent. Please prepare an account of what is found."

He thinks about making another suggestion, but then declines.

"Thez had a vast horde of Gold, gems, and other valuables here in the pyramid. She allowed us to make use of it - all of it - because she knew we would help the cause of Good and the citizenry of Port Barry with it. She even forwent her use of small gems for jewelry because of it. And you know how much she loved her jewelry, not that she ever needed it. And here, the money is not ours. It rightfully belongs to the citizenry of Port Barry, whom we are trustees over. If it can be delivered in its entirety here, it would go a long way to helping. I believe, even if I am too ignorant to say for sure, that love of country is the highest form of love for Hitler and Rockwell. They are our country now. Do Rockwell proud."

>>10904
"Now hold your horses. Can you repeat back to me what your mission is?"
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10907
>>10905
A journey is never as important as the destination, little pony
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10908
10911
>>10904
"Actually, I must second guess myself here. Are you certain you are needed on this quest? I think the bull has it handled"
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10909
10912
1506991587757.png
1507080380426.jpg
>>10906

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10910
>>10906
>all of it
Yes of course, Thez would never abscond with a portion of it and sequester it, that would be 'bad'.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10911
10912
>>10908
me want tracys help.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10912
>>10909
"You WILL make Thez proud. Just make sure every penny makes it back here and away from wherever those Jew rats stored it. That money will go to glorifying Thez, both in the statue of her, and in the glorious new skyline of Port Barry that she always wanted to see"

>>10911
"She's useful, I am certain of that. Be sure that she too, makes Thez - and Rockwell and Hitler - proud. Hell, make her make me proud, if that means anything to her"
Inferius is released
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10913
10914 10915
we ride tracy!
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10914
>>10913
"Thez is trusting us," Trumpaladin yells at the bull as he walks out the door
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10915
10917 10918
1496593__safe_artist-colon--fwslash-d-fwslash-non_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_30 minute art challenge_bone_chains_clothes_fire_flaming eyes_ghost ri.png
>>10913
present
Can we fast travel?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10916
"In my name no less,...."
Technically its not YOUR name
"You know what I mean, he's lucky I'm here," she says crossing her arms irritatedly.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10917
10920
>>10915
She didn't want to talk to him. Interesting
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10918
10920 10922
>>10915
Do you have a particular destination? It seems you're more in search-mode.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10919
10925
"Lenos, where are the stones?"
ZV3KL
?
No.10920
10922 10923
[1d20 = 7]
>>10917
*teleports before you*
*kisses* (sneak attack)
"Goodbye, ~Flashy."
>>10918
The fork in the road.
X1XsV
?
No.10922
[1d20 = 6]
>>10918
what she said.
>>10920

Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10923
>>10920
"I'll say my goodbyes to you only when I am sure it is truly goodbye" he says, probably not loud enough for her to hear
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10924
Welp, if they are headed down to the fork in the road, and lenos isn't talkative, then Trumpaladin is going down to the docks
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10925
10927
>>10919
"I don't know. She kept 'em on her person somewhere, but I never saw exactly where, which is funny cuz its not like she was really wearing anything come to think of it"
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10926
10928
>>10868
I meant you wont give her a chance

Also Hello again
lYLhA
?
No.10927
10929
[1d20 = 5]
>>10925
Roll for insight
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10928
10931
>>10926
She'll have her chance

"Hello. Want to come with me into town, to talk to some interesting people?"
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10929
>>10927
No need, he doesn't know.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10930
10932 10933 10934
So, is everyone rdy to jump to the crossroads? Keep in mind I (and I doubt I'm the only one) don't have a whole lot of time to spare
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10931
10933
>>10928
Eh, fine
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10932
>>10930
me and tracy
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10933
10935
>>10930
Poof Tourcil and I to the docks
>>10931
Excellent
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10934
>>10930
That's fine. I don't have much time either.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10935
10936 10937
>>10933
Wait, not the crossroads?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10936
10937 10938
>>10935
you thought we would leave port barry unguarded again? lol nope.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10937
10940
>>10935
No, I'm going to grind points for insight and detection checks work on the assumption that Inferius's theory about the Jews is correct, and that there are people in Port Barry who, know much about the rat presence. So I'm going to collect intelligence to try to discover the hiding place and how much is there. Also this >>10936

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10938
10939 10940
>>10936
Sound thinking. The locals don't know much, just that the jews would make weekly trips north and would come back a few days later. Always carting stuff out but never bringing anything back. You'd think they would....
Nobody knows where the shit was kept.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10939
>>10938
Take me to the cart repair shop
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10940
10941 10942
>>10937
>implying you have any such detection skills
You'll have to train them from scratch
>>10938
Can we skip to the crossroads now?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10941
>>10940
Trumpaldin is experienced as an immigration officer. He's spent thousands of hours doing nothing but detection. He came in with skills
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10942
10943
>>10940
I was gonna, but Trump veered off

Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10943
10944
>>10942
Oh fuck it, all to the crossroads
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10944
>>10943
>poof
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10945
10946 10947
<Pouf>
After a short travel at accelerated speed, the party is at the crossroads. To the north is Cardishore (where the remainder of Tracy's knives are), to the left is Spartemia or whatever I called it that one time (I'll go back and check, but yeah) and to the right is the Gnome city of Krenshall (again, I'll go back).
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10946
10948
>>10945
Hmmm
I say Cardishore or Krenshall
ZV3KL
?
No.10947
11002 11043
[5d20 = 71]
>>10945
Try to look for clues again
Listen + Spot + Scent + Search + Track
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10948
10950
>>10946
Cardishore was a very Jewy place, but I do not know if it has the locations for the stashing. Krenshall, I think, is most likely, since I don't think a second human city would have it if the first one did not
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10949
10951
Full_Metal_Jacket_Vincent_Donofrio.jpg
*stands, emotions festering*
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10950
>>10948
lets just barge in!!
ZV3KL
?
No.10951
10952 10953
[1d20 = 19]
I'll have to go soon...
>>10949
>opportunity attack
*kisses*
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10952
10953
>>10951
Suddenly and without warning, Tracy fully takes Trump by the mouth in a long and lasting passionate kiss.
Sorry, I was looking for the other names.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10953
10954 10955 10956 10958
maxresdefault (7).jpg
>>10951
>>10952
Though landing perfectly on an entirely non-responsive Trump, it has no effect
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10954
>>10953
*moans into kiss*
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10955
Found it! Sparinetar and Krenshallgramellervenciatus were the other two.
>>10953
Ice cold
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10956
10957 10962
>>10953
>my ship is sinking
A little love potion No.9 anyone?
lYLhA
?
No.10957
10958
[1d20 = 11]
>>10956
Rolls motive on pony
ZV3KL
?
No.10958
10959 10960 10961
Spoilered
[1d20 = 5]
>>10953
>entirely non-responsive
Opportunity attack?
*grapples and pushes you down, still moaning into kiss*
>>10957
>motive
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10959
>>10958
>fails to grapple
*is still tongue-kissing*
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10960
>>10958
>no rabe
lYLhA
?
No.10961
10963 10967
maxresdefault (8).jpg
[1d20 = 17]
>>10958
Stares down pony
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10962
>>10956
I take my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
Selling little bottles of love potion number nine
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10963
10974 10976
until death do us part.png
>>10961
*stares back, still kissing*
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10964
10965 10966
I don't even know whats going on, but I gotta go anyhow. Love you guys, post whatever till next
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10965
10966 10971
>>10964
I g2g too, desu...
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10966
10968
>>10964
>no "no homo"
Jk,
See ya tommorow gm
>>10965
See ya

Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10967
>>10961
>sgt.hartman
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10968
10969 10970 10971 11009
>>10966
I'll put it in the subject line of the next bread e_e
Take care all. I had expected that tonight was gonna be about declaring what was happening in the 2-3 week period between the Soros fight and now, but whatever; its all good.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10969
>>10968
My Character has more important things to do than to figure out where the gold is. He needs to be back at base
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10970
10973
>>10968
REEEEE!!! I need that time
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10971
>>10968
>>10965
night
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10973
>>10970
You'll get it, I'll mix it all together.
"Night guys!"
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10974
Tourcil's ship hit a naval mine.png
>>10963
You will change the very core of your being for the light, or you shall perish, Outsider, like all of the rest of your kind
lYLhA
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No.10976
10977 11009
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>10963
You better not lie to me Tracy, you better not lie to me ever again, or I will cut you. I will cut the tendons out from your beloved little legs, each of them, to leave you wobbling like an accordion and unable to run or to move or to stab. I will cut the muscles from your preciously little jaw. Then, and most importantly of all, I will cut you precious womb open and liberate my child from you. I shall slit his throat and end the suffering caused by the shame of being the spawn of you. Then I shall cut your intestines from you, wrap them around your neck, and hang you up by them as your useless legs dangle like a fucking grandmother's wind chime. Then, I shall skin you - cut your precious blue hide off. I shall tan it into leather, dye it, and make the most obnoxious black jacket. And while wearing that jacket, I shall track down every waifu - every last one of them - and steal them. I shall fuck them while wearing your tanned hide as an obnoxious black jacket. You better hope you are dead by then, because I will live stream every single one of them for the viewing pleasure of your wind chime of a body. Don't you lie to me Tracy, don't you ever lie to me.\r
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10977
10978
>>10976
"let infernuis say that if trump ever tries that me banish you to the soccer plane for eternity, where you will be tortued endlessly by being forced to watch every single soccer game ever played."
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
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No.10978
10979
>>10977
She is dishonest and you side with her? No, never. I'll roast you too you fucking cow. I'll take you right to a Kosher slaughter house, well they'll gut you and process you all in accord with the Talmudic law. And your ground beef will become paddies for happy meals for the little Jewish children, as the proceeds from the sale are donated to the Holocaust Museum. And your hide... your hide? It will be tanned into leather and become the scrolls from which an Hasidic Jew will painstakingly transcribe a handwritten copy of the Talmud. And then your Jew Talmud hide will become the basis for learning the Talmud for generations of little jews, passed down from generation to generation.

I am not pairing with anyone who does not recognize the Paladin's code of Honesty and Duty, and don't you get in the way. If you want to serve the Jews, well, I'll make you serve the Jews
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10979
10980
>>10978
thats a pretty jewy plan trump.
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
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No.10980
10981
1510691__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_screencap_flash sentry_lesson zero_alone_colt_funny face_hi girls_male_not creepy_pegasus_pony_simple backgroun.png
>>10979
So is over looking the faults of a rogue outsider in our midst, you Hebrew Happy meal
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10981
10982
>>10980
all she want to do is make you happy man, chill infernuis dont know why you so crazy maybe we take you back to port barry.
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
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No.10982
10983
Not quite right.jpg
>>10981
Don't you see? She doesn't. She doesn't want to make anyone happy. She doesn't want to serve God, nor serve country, nor serve her alleged love. I don't think she even wants to serve herself. And so why am I being shackled to her when she can only harm? This is insulting. I do not deserve this insult."

*Almost sobbing*
"Yes. Take me back to Port Barry
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10983
10984
>>10982
it okay buddy no one insult you, me just want every one to be happy T-thez would want us happy trump.
lets get you to your no, our town.
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
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No.10984
10985
maxresdefault (6).jpg
>>10983
*obviously out of it by now, and surrendering physically to Inferius*
"She is as most women. No actual concern for any other person. No real love - nothing that deserves to go by the name of love. Only a desire to fill an inner emptiness. And that is done by hunting down and taking a man that she hopes to show off to the other women - they think if they do that they can be better than other women. Or by creating a child and stuffing them into the black void of their hearts."

He changes subject
"It wasn't your Rockwell, but Codreanu... I think that was his name. He once said, if I were faced by both an enemy and a traitor, and I had only one bullet, I would shoot the traitor. And he's right, because the traitor is closer and in a better position to do harm."
Pauses
"You know she intends to take the Jew gold for her own, right? Some of it anyways. Now even that'd be tolerable, if she'd just say outright 'I earned this' or 'it's abandoned, no one owns it.' But she wouldn't say that, would she? She'd lie about it. Because she has no respect."

Pause
"Thez was honest and dutiful. She had her faults but..."
Stops talking
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10985
10986 10994
>>10984
trump i cant say you wrong about most women, but thez wasnt like them and id like if we dont go down that road, trump tracy may lie but she still our friend she not do anything to hurt us, me dont know why you so mean to her but me know you do what is right and me respect you for that.
summons fly
get on.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10986
10987
>>10985
*looks over to Inferius*
"Is she? I'm not as sure...

Just you wait and see. She'll be the first to get to the treasure, and a few choice gems will be removed from their rings and crowns, and when you ask her where they went, she'll concoct some weird story. And this will happen again and again. Can you rely on that? Would you want that riding you into battle? Would you want that raising you child? If she cannot be trusted with a few measly dollars, how can she be trusted with your life? Your child's life."
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10987
>>10986
yes i would because i know she would love your&HER child and protect them with her life.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10988
10991 10995 11009
"It looks like Trump is going insane!"
GM looks at the board title, and back at her, cocking an eyebrow with wordless sarcasm. "Call it stress."
"I'd call it coocoo for cocoa puffs. I mean, he could have made the previous hoard of treasure last twice as long if he wasn't in such a hurry, port Barry is easily twice its previous size with a fully functional Football field, a civilian population that is actively training and organizing, and all the basic shit one could ever need. All this, on top of having a giant floating crystal tower with his name on the side, and he's still like this?" she says scratching her head. "I'll make a living harpsichord out of him if he tries any of that shit with Tracy, I'nis, or the whorehouse though,..."
"...I'nis?"
She giggles.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10991
Thezlaughs.png
>>10988
>I'nis
Kekd hard at that pet name.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10992
10993
>tfw too lazy and tired to greentext a touching response, and have to head off to work+classes..
I'll cook-up something later...
Mrs. Sentry
2TxcL
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No.10993
10995
>>10992
Reeeee! Muh flowcharts! Idk how to respond to so many action/emotion triggers at once!
I was going to write-out a romantic, hope-filled greentext/dialogue after the kiss, but now she's gotta cope with this.
*whips out graphing calculator*

Mrs. Sentry
c1Pxf
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No.10994
10995 10996 11007
080328102738_1_900x600.jpg
Dammit..! I'm gonna have to activate my Yandere Cheats (they're extremely limited, and have critical psychotic consequences)to keep her from killing half the characters. You know she's hormonal now, right?
Ignorance --> Tracy was still woozy from that long, passionate kiss, and wasn't listening at the beginning, in a whirl of positive hysteria.
Now for the Wilder abilities:
Autohypnosis --> Repressed Memories
>Due to a violent storm of latent internal turmoil in the Dreadful Mare's Chaotic psyche, her trained but Volatile Mind adapted to delet what she wasn't able to handle at the moment. Tracy suddenly feels shaken to the core, but only clearly remembers select parts of what her supposed lover just said, while being vaguely aware of the roots of her husband's breakdown, and deeply disdained by his state of distress.

[murderous hoers noises begin before cutting off abruptly]
*shakes herself awake* "... F.. F-Flashy..?!" she murmurs, her eyes appearing glassed-over and dreary, before suddenly opening wide, revived with an aquamarine blaze
".. Flashy..! Y-you look really sick..!" She stutters, grasping your waist feverishly.
"Y-you didn't have to come all this way to track-down the treasure, if you weren't feeling well. The bull and I can easily do it on our own. I'll bring it back, so p-please don't st-stress..!" she stutters pleadingly, her body shaking with the early onset of hysteria "I... I-I'll bring it back...!" She murmurs again, more quietly this time, her eyes appearing to fade and glass-over once more. A shaky hoof wanders over to her soft, pale-blue abdomen, as if desperately looking for something. "F-for.. us...! I.. I'll find it.."
>>10985
The fire returns to her eyes, as she turns over to the bull with a frightening glare
"Make sure he gets home safely (wtf is fae?), and come back asap." She barks, her face momentarily becoming a scowl before she turns away and stares strait down at the pepples on the road.
"I will be scouting-out this area while you're away." she mutters, her voice becoming monotone.
PLEASE accompany her on the journey. It's important that the Cleric be there.

AAAAND That's enough to accommodate my charts. I will have some greentext later-on, if I can find the time.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10995
10997 11016
>>10988
Travel ban isn't so effective, now is it? Did the interdimensional equivalent of liberal judges get to it?
In older editions of D&D, Paladins are not allowed to associate with any characters who do not act as Paladins are supposed to. Here, you have a Paladin who is forced to watch his only ever child carried to term and raised by a drug-using, soccer playing, lying, unpatriotic neutral-evil Outsider. There's just no way that wouldn't push him to the breaking point
Bottom line: he's not letting Tracy take the child so long as he does not trust her, may all the Heavens burn down
From the very beginning, his primary desire was to free himself from the thrall of the alleged deities that sought to keep him imprisoned here and away from the plains and sea shores of his youth. He has not strayed from that goal. His patron deity did not become revered because he was effective against enemies. He became the object of worship because he showed no restraint in calling out traitors and tyrants amongst his own party, and attacked alleged-allies with unrelenting ferocity. He has not forgotten that either

Yes. Trumpaladin has suffered a stress related breakdown relating to Tracy's pregnancy. He's now back in Trump Tower and is looking to explore a few weapons. He has reevaluated his situation and has determined that he has to re-prioritize his short term goals. "Next week's problem" is now this week's
>>10993
I was going to respond to this, but >>10994 poofed in

Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10996
10997
Spoilered
>>10994
You might want to rethink that scene. She really shouldn't come within six feet of him while he's going psycho
Anonymous
T7thL
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No.10997
10998
>>10995
FYI, Tracy actually isn't canonically drug-using in any text, memes or artworks I've seen (she's just normally that crazy), despite having grown up in a violent neigh-borhood full of potion-cooking ziggers. She's certainly not about to start now that she has a child either.
The moon sugar she bought in the khajit thread was originally meant to be used on you in a completely different story plan, but I decided to just use it to fuel her nightmare transformation, so that she wouldn't have it on her anymore.
Most of the rest is true-ish though.

>>10996
She was just kissing you a moment ago.

I really g2g. I'll check in again this this evening (won't be able to RP though, due to work and shit)
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10998
11001 11002
>>10997
If she uses cocaine then she uses cocaine. As for the kissing scene, I think we can say that ended a while before the later breakdown, with Tracy bolting off her own way and Trumpaladin slowly wandering off to the side, and the breakdown happening some minutes or hours later. If the breakdown had occurred while Tracy was in close physical proximity, it would have been quite a bit more dramatic
Anonymous
c/SE8
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No.10999
11002
hehehehe.gif
So what happened last night was the logical next step in a series of events within Trumpaladin that was set in motion the moment Tracy reacted coldly to his rescue of her after she drank the blood. Unlike some characters with flow charts of six gorrillion possible outcomes, this train derailment has only two. Well, I guess three. I was going to have this happen later when it seemed less determinate as to whether a specific outcome was likely. But I think it needs to happen now.
Anonymous
c/SE8
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No.11000
11002
rtx1qz4z.jpg
"I want to beat the Tarrasque as a Republican, but it depends on how I am treated. And I've been treated very, very unfairly. I might have to run and beat the Tarrasque as an independent"

Check my digits
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11001
11002
>>10998
>I'nis
Awwww super kawaii
c1Pxf
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No.11002
11003 11004 11017 11043
[5d20 = 55]
>>10998
Pretty sure Moon Suger is closer to a mix of crystal Meth and Wolfsbane, but the point still stands.
Idk if it was received, but that potions-drinking scene was actually meant to be interpreted as a half-assed suicide attempt.
As for the breakdown, she would've been close enough to at least hear.
>>10999
Let's go mad together.
>>11000
Does he say this before or after he leaves?
>>11001
Ikr.
Your character is still going to come to find the Jews' treasure, right?

Also, repeat this >>10947
to find something for her to focus on during the time that she's alone.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11003
11006
>>11002
of course i promised.
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.11004
>>11002
The 11000 post was just because I saw it was coming up and I wanted to take it with something memey. It doesn't happen in game.
>let's go mad together
"Come closer little pony." *holds out sugar in one hand*. "This should only sting a little"

if you intend to have Tracy shift alignments, that process needs to start now and have some noticeable effects, or it needs to not happen at all
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11006
>>11003
Any chance Lord Hitler could give us a sign to point us towards where the wretched kikes stored their ill-gotten gains?
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11007
11008
>>10994
Wait a minute. If Tracy is triggered, will she attempt to kill everyone? Now that akes things more interesting. Much more interesting

Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11008
11010
>>11007
Not necessarily everyone, unless the the formula is set towards the really bad ending, but potentially anyone.
'Triggers' are independent variable that go into pools that balance emotional and sub-conscious movements.

Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11009
11011 11016 11017
>>10968
>2-3 week period
I didn't know we had this
>training with dagger intensifys
>>10976
What
The
Actually
Living
Fuck
In
All
Earth
Heaven
And hell
>>10988
>living harpsichord
Can I use the stomach for my bagpipes?

Also
>flowcharts
And I thought I was autistic


Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11010
11011
>>11008
can I have some idea of what particular emotional triggers are, or do I have to play minefield?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11011
11012 11016 11017 11026
pQo7e8E.jpg
>>11010
>do I have to play minefield?
YES!!!
>wanting spoilers
Everything involving her or you is a potential trigger for response, or pools for mental balances. Triggers are not necessarily negative or positive, and are ranked by points and pooled into calculating zones. The number of points each trigger may potentially have also changes constantly depending on the state of all pools and the sliding time scale: what may create a certain response at one point may have no effect, or an entirely different effect at another time. Most triggers are very subtle, and often have little affect by themselves, but certain others are landmines.
tl;dr: Women are irrationally complicated, and even I can't tell you what her programming will yield.
Don't even think about taking her foal away from her.
>>11009
Pic related.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11012
11013 11014 11017
>>11011
>Women are irrationally complicated
Accurate
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11013
11016 11017
>>11012
It felt increasingly gay to keep writing the romantic developments on my own, so I created a complex, ever-changing system that could do the thinking for her. It's still incredibly gay, but now i can pretend that it's her making the decisions instead of me.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11014
11015 11017
>>11012
Okay, now you've lost me
So, you made an AI?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11015
11018
>>11014
No. I cooked-up convoluted system of math to determine the outcomes of various haphazard flowcharts that I made-up for character development.
This was mostly to maintain a consistently-insane character.

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11016
11018 11024 11028 11030
>>10995
You're mostly right. The travel ban was enacted by Thez, and can thereby be revoked likewise, except that doing so would allow (((everyone))) back in.
And yes, that is pretty much what I had assumed happened with Trump.
>>11009
Ordinarily we don't. I had initially thought that putting 2-3 week time-skip would allow "Wow, the town is almost entirely repaired, and look there's all those things that characters put into motion". Unfortunately, I can't put down my popcorn.
>>11009
>stomach bagpipes
>eye-twitching intensifies
Thats... a great... idea.
>>11011
Pali check
>>11013
I will be thoroughly blanketing the next thread with "NO HOMO". Try having a thoughtform in your head that is rifling through your memory of 90's & 00's love ballads ~_~
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11017
D&D Romance.jpg
>>11002
>As for the breakdown, she would've been close enough to at least hear.
Well, yes and no. The initial complete psycho parts were said in a very low voice, more or less mumbled, so people mostly would not have heard it, except for Inferius, who was very close. By the time Inferius started arguing with Trumpaladin, that would have gotten everyone's attention, so they would have heard that. Tracy could have heard the mumbling of she were either doing a random listen check, or if she were focused in on Trumpaladin particularly at the moment, Trump's words were techinically addressed to her, and he did say her name. So it's plausible she heard everything, but really she would not have heard everything just by default. So basically you have a choice as to whether she hears the insane threats or if she only hears the later arguments.
>>11009
>WTALFIAEHAH
Not going to lie, I was legit IRL triggered by Tracy's in game lying and the opposition to my CPS suggestion. It only seemed natural to me to escalate the situation in game as well. Maybe one of these days I'll learn how to not take things over the internet, especially fantasy games over the internet. But that day is not today

>harpsicord
No way I'm letting that Tiujana Donkey's mistress get the better of me, any more than I'm letting the drug addict have my child, if I have to fight all heaven and hell

>Flow charts
I know right
>>11011
>Mathematizing this shit
Like what the fuck

>play the minefield
See pic related
>>11012
And you wonder why I don't settle down
>>11013
I think trying to write a romance from a woman's perspective would have been less gay
>>11014
Just don't think about it
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11018
11020 11025
>>11015
Well thats fucking gay
>>11016
>implying stomach bagpipes are a new idea
How the fuck do ye think they made the first ones?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11019
11022
GM, do you have any non-mathematic tips for maintaining a consistent character? Without being possessed by a tulpa that ends up being someone else's waifu.

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11020
11023
>>11018
I should have been more specific.
LIVING stomach bagpipes. I.e., the dude is still alive.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11022
>>11019
Hmmmmm. I might. Let me think on that.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11023
>>11020
Ahhh, okay
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11024
image.jpg
>>11016
>NO HOMO
I'm not sure I understand the opposition to homo. Unless you're doing math and making flow charts for a D&D character who is supposed to be random. That's just fucking gay
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11025
1280592__safe_screencap_queen chrysalis_to where and back again_animated_changeling hive_close-dash-up_cloud_cute_cutealis_despair_eye shimmer_former q.gif
>>11018
>Well thats fucking gay
It's too late for me to turn back...
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11026
11027
>>11011
>Don't even think about taking her foal away from her
You wanted to be Ghost Rider, little pony? Well, your lot is to chase the Devil's heard across endless skies. Not be a mother
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11027
>>11026
yipie yie eh
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11028
11030 11031
>>11016
>Try having a thoughtform in your head that is rifling through your memory of 90's & 00's love ballads ~_~
That's exactly why I created the math system: to avoid getting possessed.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11029
11033 11041 11054
Alright, setting aside the autism for a moment.
There are a couple ways Tracy can do the whole Ghost-Rider chain thing. For one she already has, what was it, 10 sets of +5 golded spiked chains? The easy way then is learning to animate the chains which can easily be done w/ telekinetics or magic (not necessarily spells either, items work just as well). Getting the chains to distort (lengthen, shorten, get more bladed) is trickier, but also possible. FULL ON ghost-rider shit WILL require a bit of intervention, which happens to fit with the theme of an upcoming segment which I spent all day devising. ^_~

Trump I'm a little surprised by recently, but the given explanation makes perfect sense. Part of the problem is that Trump is having to recognize that the line between good/evil is far more grey than is often touted. Still, he is the daddy-to-be of,... who fucking knows at this point.

Torcuil, would anon be offended if I said I would like to see more of him? I'll admit, when the meme magician idea first came up I was a little shaky on how it would work and didn't respond as effectively as I could (step on snek, for example). Still, in addition to memes he has the staff which at the very least has a few unlimited casts of basic spells.

Infernius,... you bastard. You rotten bastard. <sigh> I'll say that you've put me in an awkward position. The rest will play out as it does.


Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11030
11032 11034
>>11028
>>11016
>Not just creating a self-insert character to eliminate the hassle and difficulties of creating a new person
Plebs
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11031
>>11028
Its not possession, its like having someone in your house going through stuff while you're in another room,... except the house is your head.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11032
dtkm.jpg
>>11030
I don't get your meaning,... but I want to.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11033
11035
>>11029
I don't understand
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11034
>>11030
I just shipped another person's unoriginal OC so hard and so tenaciously that it stuck.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11035
11036 11037
>>11033
I mean, like with the banshee wail I have a much better understanding of how to incorporate memes as stand-alone magic and/or references to established spells. Basically, I'm owning up to having not fully prepared for a meme magician in previous.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11036
11038
>>11035
Good. Meme magic has great potential for funny developments and plotlines Also,
I feel kind of responsible for helping him out in having some fun too, since it was my suggestion..

Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11037
>>11035
Ah, works for meme
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11038
11040
>>11036
To your earlier question of consistent RP'ing. You're already wet son, you might as well swim. I doubt you'll end up with a Tracy inna head, but there must be some reason you picked her and are able to play her authentically. Play off that if you can. Besides, no one said that Tracy can't evolve, you are her faggot atm.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11039
11040
P.S. Though not Tracy's OC, the way of the game is that this all occurs after Tracy has died, meaning its outside her OC's purview. Just saying.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11040
1164254__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc-colon-ezekiel_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_collar_cursing_edgy_racism_self-dash-deprecation_semi-dash-anthro.jpg
>>11038
>are able to play her authentically.
Really? I thought I was doing a shitty job.
>>11039
>meaning its outside her OC's purview.
I couldn't care less about w00t's opinions, desu. This is about memes.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11041
11042 11044
>>11029
>"good and evil is grey"
Where is the grey here?

First of all, when you're dealing with people you're forced to work with, it's a question of "do I trust them or do I not trust them." A yes or no question. And Tracy fails this, because she lies to him, she steals, and she just shrugs off exhortations to fight on behalf of the country.

She was cold to him when he rescued her, she was more interested in the blood than him when she was unconscious, she was more interested in running away, she fought both Trump and Inferius, she stole shit, she lied about it. Generally she's expressed far more interest in becoming this demon-thing than in him. Her motivation is pursuit of power. That's dangerous, and he can't control her like he used to through her obsession, because she doesn't care as much anymore. She did not seem interested in talking to him prior to going on the journey.

I had originally thought of making the treasure hunt sort of a test of character for Tracy. If she steals and then lies, she fails, and if she does not steal, or steals but is honest, then she passes. But frankly that's entrapment, not a test, because it is so remarkably obvious that she'd fail and fail big league.

>But she's been helpful so far
Have you ever had the misfortune of working around untrustworthy people? They are cowardly. They will support you and help you when you are strong ad when things are going well. They strike you only when you are in your most desperate moments. They wait to attack you until you have been knocked straight down on the ground. They are much worse than enemies.

The biggest problem with Tracy is that she is constantly and perpetually growing more powerful. Meaning if she needs to be stopped - and every indication is that she will be - it'll be much harder to do later than it will be to do now.

The same thought process happened with Thez. When Trumpaladin saw Thez kill and eat the face off of a seemingly innocent person, he figured she needed a good killin'. He stopped when he figured he was unlikely to win the battle, with the intent to wait until she was distracted in the city and perhaps guards would attack her. After that, he figured she was useful. When she killed the horse, he was pissed off at her again and wanted to send Tracy to injure her (she found Trollestia instead). After that point, he sort of figured that she wasn't an active threat, and was probably essential for the final leg of the game.

Tracy being pregnant is frankly just insulting, because his attempts to save her from corruption and return her to her former self failed spectacularly

I can go on and on, but I think it's really obvious
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11042
>>11041
For all the change in the physical appearance and capabilities of Tracy, there has been no growth in her personality. And that's the problem
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11043
11047
UmpOi.gif
>>10947
>>11002
Tracy becomes frustrated at not having found any clues, and decides to practice casting Shatter on various small objects.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11044
11048 11056
>>11041
>where's the gray
You asked for it,....
>cracks knuckles
Classically, the issue of "good" or "evil" has boiled down to the individual's motivations: Service to Self or Service to Other.
Tracy as a character AND an OC kinda straddles that line, in that while her immediate motivations are observably Service to Self, her underlying motivations are vengeance, justice, and malicious destruction upon those who she sees (and in some cases are, though perhaps not to the degree of severity that she sees them) as being predatory, themselves malevolent, or just plain stab-worthy.
While the situational motivator for her is obviously self-interest, there's a degree of 'not-self' interest, in that she is aware (to whatever degree of non/sub/full-consciousness) that though it is satisfying to stab someone for whatever reason, she is both alleviating the need for someone else to stab them, as well as eliminating the circumstances which would result if they were allowed to continue unstabbed.
Tl:dr Yes, Tracy is pathological, but she seems to target more or less pathological individuals.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11045
>waits for happenings
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11046
11050
<cont> This is the reason Thez took such a liking to her initially. She's not conflicted when it is apparent that there is a threat, and she's merciless to whatever the threat may be. She COULD work on the dividing line between threat and non-threat, and probably will do so as her priorities change WRT recent developments. Also, Tracy's pathology was affected by character etymology, specifically relating to reproduction and all that, which seemed something deprived of her; the sudden change will also have (admittedly, chaotic in the least) repercussions that neither she nor her faggot anticipated.
In the same sense that Trump is freaking out, so is Tracy. To the ones outside the freak-out it appears madness, but to the one experiencing there IS a method.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11047
11056
>>11043
>searching
Where is Tracy at this time?
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11048
11049
>>11044
And... I haven't seen a damned bit of that in game play. I've seen a character who was formerly like my ex-girlfriend (yandere, clingy, irrationally jealous) who has transformed into Anakin Skywalker in a quest for power.

>Target's pathological individuals
She targets, and targets simply, "like a shark." No justice, no vengeance, no anger. Only the desire to kill for the sake of killing. Oh, and a desire to kill romantic rivals, but that's another story
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11049
11051
>>11048
True, this is all developmental psychology. A Tracy such as this doesn't just <poof> there's a psychotic hoers, there is a chain of events that leads up to it, as well as a number of catalysts and inner developments. Her fixation on Ghost Rider is a dead giveaway, in that GR is something of an antihero, more vigilante than outright protagonist except with a legit mandate.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11050
>>11046
Put simply, She likes to kill and burn and stab because, well, she's Tracy. She used to be super obsessive of Trumpaladin to the extent that she could be relied on for pretty much anything. That's not true any more - she can't be relied on, but still wants to dominate him and harm every female he touches. But most of all she wants power, and she's willing to harm whatever need be harmed to gain power. And when a creature already wats to kill for pleasure, or dominate you, or kill your allies, that's not grey. That's black. Jet black.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11051
11053 11056
>>11049
>vigilante
I'm not seeing it

Without any sign that she cares about... well, anything besides more power, this is an Anakin Skywalker transformation, not a Ghost Rider transformation.

Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11052
11055 11059
By the way GM, I have a few questions. First off, that weapon killing weapon, about how many hits or wjat sort of dice rolls does it need to be effective? Is it effective against all weapons, less so against some?

The revival system. How does it work, and how portable is it?

Fae. How loyal is she? This should probably be RP'd out, but I have a whole new set of driving-hundreds-of-miles-then-flying-thousands-of-miles-then-back-again-tomorrow.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11053
11056
>>11051
Such a shame really. If Tracy were as obsessive as she were at the beginning of the game, and a little more honest, she'd be a great mount
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11054
>>11029
?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11055
11057
>>11052
Weapon hit points are determined by thickness and material composition (volume and harness). A basic heavy mace has a hardness of 10 and HP of 10, meaning that another weapon needs at least a hardness of 10 to do damage. Sugoito has a hardness of 25 (adamantine is 20). Damage is as per normal.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11056
11058
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>11044
>her underlying motivations are vengeance, justice, and malicious destruction upon those who she sees (and in some cases are, though perhaps not to the degree of severity that she sees them) as being predatory, themselves malevolent, or just plain stab-worthy.
A lot of it's just edge for the sake of edge, but this is certainly true to a certain extent.
Most artists just set her on characters that seem stab-worthy at the time, like a memetic attack dog (not an artist, but this includes me as well. I started shipping them because of her association with Death): in this, she reflects the vengeful edge of 4chan culture; like how faggots on /mlp/ keep talking about killing the characters they don't like. Because she represents the boards collective rage, especially infamous characters, like Flash Sentry, are also often depicted with her. She's also considered the Grim Reaper of OCs, killing various OCs that somehow manage to be less original than her.
The idea to ship her, instead of having her kill him (for now), was just my own touch. Basically a new way for an unoriginal April Fool's joke of an OC to have a role on this April Fool's joke of a board.
>>11051
Think of how Anakin Skywalker slowly turned into a megalomaniac after he had that vision that his Waifu and child would die, and you'll have a glimpse of what could happen in the Bad Ending.
>>11047
She's still at the crossroads, trying to find a path to take that won't put her on a single-file line to nowhere.
>>11053
Her shift in character was largely due to the appearance of another mount like,
seriously. It activated more than a dozen extreme triggers at once.
. I actually should've accounted for that happening...
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11057
11059
>>11055
What is normal?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11058
>>11056
>Mathematized autism
Her current trigger is she needs to prove herself reliable and trust worthy if she wants to be waifs/mount/mother material. (I love that combination). Not one missing coin. I don't think there is any way my character could have been less subtle
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11059
11061
>>11052
Addtly, the booth is stuck to the Tower. Its pretty blatantly haxxor, but not as much as the stick.

Fae can go a number of ways. She was intended to be a proper, distinguishable, and useful mount, but I suppose she is as easily canned and replaced. TBH I thought you'd like her, but I'm open to new options. She is loyal certainly, but she didn't anticipate horsefuckery and may be having some, not doubts but misgivings?
>>11057
1d10+7 on a sunder-strike

Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11060
11063
How many levels does Tracy have in Wilder?
Also, I assume she has two in each prestige class?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11061
11064
>>11059
No no, she's a fine mount, I just want to know if she'd ever refuse to carry out an order under the wrong circumstances

>1d10 on a sunder strike
I have absolutely no clue what you said there
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11062
11064
While we're on the subject, what does trumpaldin have in whatever classes? Prestige and what not
>not willing to go that far with egghead shit
I have job applications to do
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11063
11067
>>11060
Also, do I cast Death Knell on an enemy before or after killing them, to gain the benefit?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11064
>>11061
Sunder = attacking a weapon, object, or tool. Its a 1d10 weapon, +4 against ppl but +7 against non-people.
Basically, (again using the heavy mace example) you'd need a 3 or better to snap it in half.
>>11062
>wuts he got
You're asking me? The staple answer is "Paladin", but you're welcome to get creative
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11065
11066
<sunder cont> and actually, even that's not true, as that doesn't account for strength bonus. Its pretty much the ultimate "break your shit" stick.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11066
>>11065
Perfect. He can attack twice in one turn with a two handed weapon right? And does "smite evil" exist in this permutation? Can it be cast while mounted?
lYLhA
?
No.11067
11068
>>11063
I call upon thee, D&D autist: what are Trumpaladin's classes, prestige or whatever. Assume points are mostly allocated for the duel goals of being a pope and being a president, and constant grinding for strength points (playing football), diplomacy (making deals), and religion (football again). I guess also more general charisma in much less common speeches (assume maybe 4?)
\r
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11068
11069 11070 11073
>>11067
>Assume points are mostly allocated for the duel goals of being a pope and being a president
That sounds like High Proslytizer.
If you take the Required leadership feats, you could easily take the epic prestige class upon level-up (or we could just bullshit it and assume you took all the leadership feats before level-up, so you could have two levels in it.) Technically, you need to have really high knowledge of nature to take it, but Football is nature anyway.
The other perfect prestige class for a Paladin is Divine Emissary.
Both classes would give you Yuge access to Divine Spells.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Divine_Emissary
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:High_Proselytizer
This isn't DnD anyway; it's Mixed Nuts: there's no need to be rigid, so long as the memes are good.

Also, GM, please check me for bullshit. I really will buff Tracy into Darth Vader if left unchecked. I only just got into this, so I might be giving her more shit than is possible.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11069
11155
>>11068
>GM, please check me for bullshit. I really will buff Tracy into Darth Vader if left unchecked
This please. Competition is no fun if unwinnable

Also someone photoshop please
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11070
11071 11072
E8xir47.png
>>11068
>All those numbers
Uh... Were we supposed to be keeping score? Also, I think it says 24 religion OR nature, so a high religion score will suffice, which is more plausible. Divine emissary looks like it has required feats that haven't happened yet
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11071
>>11070
the gm has been doing that for us dont worry.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11072
>>11070
>so a high religion score will suffice
You're right. The nature thing is so that Druids could take it.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11073
11074
>>11068
epic level stuff is generally level 20+
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11074
>>11073
You're right.
I've been grinding Spot since day one, but I'm still not sure if Tracy can be a Guardian Paramount.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11075
11076
Sorry fam, I'm not at my best today
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11076
>>11075
That's fine.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11077
11078
Does anyone else worry this distracts too much attention from the main board?

Also, if you see me tomorrow, shoo me off. I need to conserve battery on my phone for navigating through a strange and new city
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11078
>>11077
I think we could do for some Meta discussion, both in and out of thread.
Also noted.
To the first, not egregiously. Since these threads are 'hidden-ish', it seems that anons know there is stuff going on but are not having it shoved down their throats. TBH, these threads are the fastest threads on the board and unless one is 'on board' I assume they are dismissed as "those autists doing their thing".
Alot of the mainboard discussions are not time sensitive, and given a havily /pol/ base for Mlpol, alot of anons minds are made up wrt disposition and perception, the rest is just bants and IMOs.

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11079
11080 11081
<cont> Since the babby cup, and the numerous (much I assume, from Mlpol) calls for "bring back /mlpol/" I've had the opportunity to recognize that regardless of intentions, a gross (double-entendre intended) majority of 4chan users - in spite of claims to the contrary - want/DEMAND to be spoon-fed. Simply, they want maximum gratification with minimal investment/participation. That's not a criticism of individuals, its an assessment of the culture surrounding.
This thread showcases particularly a small handful of anons who are invested to a degree beyond "gibs me", which desu was among my foremost agendas from the get-go. This campaign was initially designed to redpill IRL associates through buzz-words, references, etc., but the lot of you who have stuck with thus far are also engaged in a creative exercise.
Foremost was the idea that "One practices creativity by expressing creativity, so I'll provide a context and we'll see where we go with it", but also integral is/was the recognition that one DECIDES to actively participate/involve themselves in a lengthy endeavor. Who knows what might have come of 4/mlpol/ if more anons hadn't said (and I'm paraphrasing from various MLP resources on the web) "aww shucks, they canned it. oh well, back to the old boards then". Said resources still lack any mention of Mlpol.net, which to me speaks of gross negligence (bias removed) lack of lasting interest.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11080
11081
>>11079
>This campaign was initially designed to redpill IRL associates through buzz-words, references, etc
The Game needs more of that stuff, desu. It could use more meme-tier enemies and references to globalism, Jews, communism antifa, shills, reddit, Starlight Glimmer.. etc.
Meme-tier enemies get me excited (would've invented a reason for tracy to spring towards the Z's if you could've given them an /r9k/ reference).
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11081
11082 11086
>>11080
>>11079
hill-dawg when?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11082
11083 11086
>>11081
There could at least be a reference to her having been defeated previously.
If we ever face Starlight, she had better be unfair and overpowered as fuck.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11083
11084
>>11082
i hope she kills most of us and torculi saves us.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11084
11085 11126
>>11083
>Tracy getting killed while pregnant
You'd better not revive her then...
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11085
11087
>>11084
the baby gets revived aswell dont worry.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11086
>>11081
>>11082
Count on it, I had planned both. Still, I'd like to metaphysically help put the last nail in George's coffin if you don't mind my saying.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11087
11091 11126 11133
335662__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc-colon-fausticorn_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_grayscale_lauren faust_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_monochrome.jpeg
>>11085
Fetuses are delicate. Either way, the prospect of having lost her baby once would shatter her mind beyond repair: Just look at what happened to Lauren Faust.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11088
11089
Also to the initial meta-question, I feel the answer is "no". Whether more anons lurk or participate ITT, we ARE helping to build a general sense of enthusiasm for the board. These threads account for ~ 1/10th of the full post count, and while some posts are just die rolls, corrections, or tiny snippets, if you go back from the beginning and read (which I highly suggest, its weirdly nostalgic) this 'experiment' has grown its own set of wings.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11089
11090
>>11088
>These threads account for ~ 1/10th of the full post count
For /vx/? It has to be much more than that.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11090
11094
>>11089
No, total. I crunched the numbers 2 days ago, we're just shy of 10k posts.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11091
11092 11093
>>11087
yea but still im a level 15 cleric i can heal all the wounds.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11092
>>11091
>all bysical wounds
Cuz dhey heel
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11093
11100 11126
>>11091
Yeah, but her only lifeline to sanity is being able to be a mother at this point. Failing to protect her child even once would mess her up beyond repair.
No worries though; she won't be taking the same risks she used to now that she's going to be a mommy.

Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11094
11095 11096 11098 11100
Screen-Shot-2015-03-23-at-10.25.33-AM.jpg
>>11090
>our autism has taken over /mlpol/
I told you it would come to this, the autists have taken over
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11095
11097
let's keep going.jpg
>>11094
Autists will inherit the earth.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11096
1491196303075.png
>>11094

Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11097
11098
>>11095
I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11098
11099
>>11094
Similar to how ponies and politics are a volitile concoction of autism; games and the paranormal are a frightening power when combined.
>>11097
Amen, brother.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11099
11103
>>11098
But what happens when you add
>ponies+politics+games+paranormal
Does this also techinacly make us the most active users?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11100
11101 11102
>>11093
>has guardian devils
Shhhh, rest now.
>>11094
Taken over nothing. I unironically hope to see more such autism throughout the board.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11101
weaponized autism.jpg
>>11100
>I unironically hope to see more such autism throughout the board.
6 gorillion times this.

Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11102
11104 11106
>>11100
>spreading autism
So who wants to tell the OC thread that Tracy is now Pregnant according to an agreement with Atlas
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11103
>>11099
yes?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11104
11105
>>11102
I think 'agreement' is a stretch; 'tacit acknowledgement' might be more accurate
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11105
>>11104
Same difference in my eyes
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11106
11107
>>11102
When Tracy reaches level 3 blackguard,
I might be tempted to use her evil powers to give everyone autism...

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11107
11121
>>11106
To that end, it is only the allegation of rape and impregnation that was decried as fake news, the 'other' incident hasn't been publicly mentioned
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11108
Whoops, wrong link. Still, that's a whole new concept of weaponized autism
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11109
11111
who's gonna get it?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11110
>inb4
>>11111
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11111
11110 11113 11114 11115 16217
>>11109
Everyone.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11112
11113 11116
>consentual sex
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11113
11116
1508017997410.png
>>11112
>>11111

Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11114
11116
>>11111
>Didn't even mean to take the GET
>Was implying that Tracy would use her evil powers to create a plague of weaponized autism
W-WEW..!
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11115
11117
1506557180623.png
>>11111

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11116
11117
1505100372058.jpg
>>11112
>>11113
>>11114

Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11117
11123
>>11116
>>11115
S-Stop checking it! She can't be married to the Paladin if she does that (he could cure everyone's autism, if it came to that, though).
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11118
11119 11120
Alright, night all, I'm sure I'll be spending the entire fukkin' day thinking about the discussion here instead of doing my job. Take care!
"Datte bayo"
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11119
>>11118
>I'm sure I'll be spending the entire fukkin' day thinking about the discussion here instead of doing my job.
I'm more guilty of this than I'd normally care to admit...
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11120
>>11118
Night
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11121
>>11107
>the 'other' incident hasn't been publicly mentioned
Fae was witness to it. She could testify that there was horsepussy on that fateful day, just like the prophecy foretold.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11122
11123
i wonder if norwayanon ever got an idea?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11123
11124 11125
>>11117
Now why can't she be married to the Paladin if she does that?
>>11122
I can ask him
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11124
>>11123
go for it but dont pressure him.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11125
11127
>>11123
Well, if you consider autism to be a potential force of good, then there's no problem.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11126
11128 11129
>>11093
>>11087
>>11084
I am increasingly feeling like the child is supposed to be the anti-Christ or the key to some great evil
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11127
>>11125
Just checking to make sure it is understood that marriage is to be earned through proper wooing, not taken as a given nor taken by force
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11128
11131
>>11126
or maybe it will be elway.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11129
11130 11131
1118221__safe_artist-colon-racoonsan_princess flurry heart_the crystalling_bad flurry!_cute_destruction_fire_flurrybetes_flurry heart ruins everythin.jpg
>>11126
>the child is supposed to be the anti-Christ
You're thinking of Flurry Heart.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11130
11132 11134
>>11129
that thing is worse than glimmer imo
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11131
11134
>>11129
>implying we know it won't be Flurry Heart
>>11128
I'd put my money on being the anti-Christ
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11132
>>11130
You better hope Tracy starts staking some steps towards Lawful Good, or else I think you'll be standing just in precisely the wrong place when this crazy train derails
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11133
11134 11194
>>11087
>Fetuses are delicate
Sure would be a shame if she suffered a physical injury that caused her to miscarry...
ZV3KL
?
No.11134
11135 11136 11138 11141 11151
>>11130
She will be the End of Equestria.
The moment she was born, her wings were already big enough to level all of creation. Her wail, not unlike a banshee, foretell the doom of all living beings.
Nightmare Blizzard of Ragnarok, when?

>>11131
The child will be borne of both Light and Football. Such a child could wield all good powers freely, and more importantly, have the gift to choose his/her own destiny, whether he wants to be president, a businessman - who am I kidding - He'll be both!
>>11133
That's why she is destructible.
\r
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11135
11137 11138
>>11134
hahaha NOPE. Trumpaladin will have the chance to rectify his sins. That can have whatever consequences it would have in game, but it will be his actions to take.
>Being of both Light and Darkness
I think you meant to say a Being of Light, because Trumpaladin ain't havin' no damn mulatto child
>have the gift to choose his own destiny
Well that's just one more reason to get him away from his mother. While I do like the theme of self-determination, I don't think it should come at the expense of the player's self-determination. Should Trump need to go Sarah Connor, I think it should be allowable, and the same with all other players

I will fucking ban you. No really, /vx/ is my board. Atlas has made it clear I can make whatever rules for /vx/ I want and I can do what I want with it, bans, thread deletion, locks, and so forth, possibly up to board deletion. Fuck with me and I fuck right back
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11136
11137
j4q79ou5.png
>>11134
Can find the pic, but here's one
vI1sh
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No.11137
11139
image.jpeg
>>11136
>>11135
Think I found it
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11138
11139 11140 11141
>>11134
>That's why I'm buffing her to make her indestructible.
Becomes ---->
>That's why she is destructible.
Y U DO DIS?
I guess I kind of deserve it though at this point...
>>11135
>Should Trump need to go Sarah Connor,
It's funny. A few of my development charts for Tracy were actually based off of her...
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11139
11144
>>11138
See >>11137

Because the Tracy Trumpaladin thing is not a meme from within this game. It's a meme from a namefag or persona or whatever I developed back in July that I'm damn sure most of you intend to use outside of this. As I think one of you said "what happens here is board cannon." So I care about what happens here. Also I have the power to do it.

>a few of my development charts
Did you literally write this stuff out?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11140
>>11138
Also refresh your page
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11141
11143
>>11138
Okay, I completely misread that situation. I thought >>11134 was GM
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11142
OMG teh kek! I'm supposed to be sleeping, and instead I'm dying!!
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11143
11145
>>11141
Also, that 'light and darkness' horseshit is just some edgy line from some awful show I saw more than a decade ago. The child, if carried to full term, only has positive upbringings (i'm not such a fucking edgelord that I'd set a baby up to be a super-villain); even in the case that Tracy has a tragic ending (there's no point in having a tragedy if there's nothing to be learned). I stated earlier that Tracy would absolutely make sure that her foal lived a better life than she did, no matter what the cost. The foal will be safe from the forces of evil, even if he has a murderous mother grizzly for a parent.
I actually made a very vague development draft for offspring between the two characters. Of course, a child between two powerful characters would be a superior individual; like how Alexander's famous steed, Bucephallus, was descended from the Dreadful Mares of Thrace also, potential Barron references.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11144
11146
>>11139
>Did you literally write this stuff out?
Well, partly. Only the essential roots, so I can keep everything in character while still constantly changing the structures.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11145
11147
>>11143
>No matter the cost
Does that include becoming a better person, or giving up the child to be raised by someone who isn't a psycho?
>The foal will be safe from the forces of evil, even if he has a murderous mother grizzly for a parent
You see the contradiction, don't you? That's not a proper household for a child
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11146
11147
>>11144
Eh, I guess I have 1000 or more words of Trumpaladin backstory written and a tragic as fuck death story for both Trumpaladin and Tracy (especially Tracy) I thought of but did not write down. But eh
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11147
11148 11150
>>11145
>implying a hysterical yandere wouldn't contradict her own logic
Well, I can say that the kid will be safe from harm from her. She won't part with her foal easily though. It'd take a lot of convincing and careful planning to make her give up the only thing she's ever genuinely wanted in her life.
>wanting spoilers.
Wait and see. Anything is possible.
>>11146
Most of my shit is just lines and numbers on various sheets of paper, desu. When I just type [hoers noises] it means a change was made, but I'm spent from the calculations to express it. I could do moderate prose and/or greentext that would make everything more clear, but I'm incredibly lazy when not provoked by something that makes me get obsessive...
There's also the element of keeping developments secret from the other players too. Maybe I'll clarify some of her actions and motives in hindsight later, if I find the energy.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11148
11149
>>11147
>Letting a hysterical yandere raise my child
Nope.
>When I just type [hoers noises] it means a change was made
Aww, and here I thought you were just making her sound cute
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11149
>>11148
Don't get me wrong, I definitely do it for that.
A "change" may be something as irrelevant as a subtle shift in mood: something not important enough for her faggot to write out an extensive comment. If anything, it's just an indication that Tracy is aware of and involved with her surrounding and isn't just sitting around like a brainless animal.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.11150
>>11147
>Not wasting yuge amounts of time writing well crafted prose to express subtle emotions
Okay, horse noises is probably a better idea
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11151
11152
>>11134
dont worry me trust tracy.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11152
11153
1508875425920.png
>>11151
>'me trust tracy'
>Being this compassionate
Infernius is a genuinely good bull.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11153
11154
>>11152
He is a good goyim
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11154
11156
>>11153
if you call infernuis goy again me end you!
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11155
11158
Yay.png
>>11069
>someone photoshop please
I'm trying to pic up the hobby (I'm not good at all though...)
Did you have anything simple/specific in mind?
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11156
11157
image.png
>>11154
It's okay Inferius. It's just a term signifying those not of the chosen people. You've been serving us well
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11157
1503195925119-2.png
>>11156
no it mean cattle,infernuis not cattle!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11158
11160
yay2.png
yay3.png
yay4.png
>>11155
Testing
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11159
11160
Yeah.. Upon crunching those numbers, I'm not sure Tracy can be a guardian paramount (she's pregnant anyway, so it'd be wrong for her to take hits for other players).. May as well forget about those feats for now..
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11160
11161 11164 11300
>>11158
>very slightly modifying image size to evade the one-per-thread image limit
I swear, Florida!
>>11159
>take damage for others
Why would she do that?

It's been a shitty day for me
*resists urge to blog post
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11161
11162
>>11160
give in to the blogpost.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11162
11163
veplwhyniu2dq9fkn2qh.jpg
>>11161
>give in to the blogpost.
>yfw
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11163
>>11162
good good
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11164
11165 11169
>>11160
>Why would she do that?
I planned that path before I knew she could be pregnant, as I was setting her up as the mount: she would basically make her rider invincible if she took that prestige class.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11165
11166 11167 11169
>>11164
Oh I don't know, I can think of few more appropriate applications of 'taking damage for others' than babby
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11166
11168 11169
>>11165
Good point.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11167
>>11165
I still don't like this development
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11168
11169
>>11166
Don't get too excited, I haven't crunched the numbers yet
you asked
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11169
11170 11171
image.jpeg
>>11166
>>11165
>>11164
>>11168
I'm taking that child, Tracy. You think it's yours and yours alone to destroy, but it's not
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11170
>>11169
she not hurt babby,get it through head trump.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11171
11172 11173 11174
>>11169
Kek, Trump gets to destroy it too XD
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11172
11173
>>11171
Especially cuz you guys don't know what I cooked up today Xp
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11173
11175
>>11171
>>11172
if voice in infernuises head hurts baby me crush you too!
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11174
>>11171
Military school is great for character!
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11175
11176
>>11173
Hurt? PLEASE! I won't let bebeh be hurt! I gots ideas!
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11176
11177 11178 11184
>>11175
That's worse

I still think it came far too early in the story. It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11177
11181
>>11176
>early
I was thinking that too, yesterday. Today I'm good with it. ^_^
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11178
11179
>>11176
yes i too hate exploding telephones.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11179
11180
>>11178
>can't write English
>wants to mock a phone autocorrect
Is that the game you really want to play?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11180
>>11179
its just bantz m8.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11181
11182
image.jpeg
>>11177
I hope I don't understand what you meant by that
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11182
>>11181
I doubt it, its quite the stretch, but if you ARE,....
This is gonna be goooooooood
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11183
11185
That aside, Guardian Paramount is very clearly an epic prestige class. Tracy does not qualify (25 dex for blinding speed??)
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11184
16b.gif
>>11176
>It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Wow. That must feel terrifying.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11185
11186 11187
>>11183
>Forgetting about Tracy's maxed-out oral dexterity
You're right though..
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11186
11187 11190 11192
>>11185
Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh. That shit is for poorly balanced campaigns desu.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11187
11188
>>11186
>>11185
The fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11188
>>11187
"egghead shit"
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11189
Most epic feats require stats in excess of 20 without modifiers. Thats absurd for a bipedal character, even after level bonuses.

Anonymous
PsPsJ
?
No.11190
11191
image.png
>>11186
I'm guessing this is implied lesbian sex between Tracy and Thez at some point in the campaign
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11191
>>11190
... no, I'm literally talking about epic feats.
In 3.5, the designation of 'epic' usually indicates "over character level 20". In spite of being Legendary (over 40) Thez still doesn't have the required stats to be able to learn epic feats.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11192
>>11186
>Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh.
Didn't see that coming.
I was actually looking toward Legendary dreadnought (so she could just push through everything), but it seems her base attack bonus isn't high enough for that either, even in her nightmare form.
I'll just hold off on her bonus feats until she levels up a bit.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11193
11196
are we gonna do anything tonight?
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11194
11195 11209
1NmKiZZ_d.jpg
>>11133
No

>tfw we've turned into a reality show about a pregnant lady, the father, the nazi uncle, the hermit uncle, and the aunt who is a stripper
>the mother and father divorce b4 the baby is born
>everyone else gets dragged into the custedy battle
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11195
11208 11506 11643
>>11194
when do the uncles fight the dad?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11196
>>11193
Pray to Hitler, so that he may give us a sign to where the kikes stowed their ill-gotten gains.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11197
11198 11201 11214
lord hiler i pray that you help us find the ill gotten gains of the jews, i pray that you send your servant henrich himmler to show us the way, Heil Hitler!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11198
>>11197
Pray harder!
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11199
11202
*gets out brand*
*hands it to tracy*
Brand me tracy i cant do it myself.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11200
I step away for one second and you guys,.... Oi.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11201
11204 11214
>>11197
our leader who art in Argatha,hallowed is thy domain thy swastikas and thy gestapo be feared by (((them))),i will do my best to bring in the 1000 year reich. Sieg Heil!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11202
11203
>>11199
*Tracy looks at you strange for a moment, but then twists her face in a sadistic grin*
"Whatever you say, Mr. Clergyman."
*focuses on brand*
>brand begins to glow red hot (psychokinetic)
Tracy presses the brand hard into Infernius's tenderloin.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11203
11206
>>11202
*Euphoric Moans*
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11204
>>11201
Did you ever consider looking at Eastern religions for material inspiration. Hindus use swastikas as an essential of thousands of different rituals
Kyteo
?
No.11205
11207 11211
1508667893941.gif
Speaking of modifiers though,....
As the party sits, stands, meanders, or goes about their business (which it appears ATM that Tracy is branding Infernius) during the to-be-fully depicted weeks between sessions,....
Ponimaru appears from the scenery; he's gotten alot better at stealth.
"I am directed to give this to you." he says, before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
While each player may or may not experience this with other players around, each player gets one. Not all say the same thing, and I'm going to blanket the whole, but its a scroll.

https://youtu.be/RCMXO9sBIcU (recommended at 1.25 speed)
"Dear Bestest of Friends,
How is everyone doing? I can't imagine how much time has passed for you, but its been almost a year here and I miss you guys so much. George is absolutely furious and his armies attack daily, but now that I'm back there's really not much he can do against the House of Thez, and he can't set foot anywhere in the same plane as everyone, so I'm willing to bide my time until a solution can be determined. Will be determined. I had so much fun with you, I promise we'll meet again.
Tracy - I've been thinking. With all the things you've seen and done, is it possible for you to let go? I don't mean anything in particular, I mean relax. Is there a chance that you could trust not in yourself, but those around you? I sure hope so.
Trump - You're a good person, I never mentioned that before. I thought you were a bit of a dictator before, but in the intervening months I can see where your heart is at, and you're right; most people can't be trusted to make the right call, and sometimes you have to take the reins. How is the Football team going? I'd love to watch a game someday. Stop being so jewish with the treasure tho.
Torcuil - You're a great magician, who I'm sure will have stories told of him someday. Talk to Lenos. He told me once that there's really no difference between divine and arcane magic, except how one puts them into motion. The bracers require a bit of practice, but they've saved my hide on several occasions. Just remember, you don't need to move to move the shield.
I'nis - I never told you about the sleeves, be careful they are ancient and powerful. Do NOT use them without both the stone and the Girdle. It will be horribly painful if you do it right, and if you don't you'll get eated.
I heard what you said,... and um,....
Just don't go and die okay?
(those were all segmented to their respective characters, the rest is universal)
The jewelry contract I acquired through port Barry is progressing steadily so there should be sufficient profits to fund whatever you guys should need (meaning, Trump can relax, its paid for). I gotta go kill shit, but I'll write when I get the chance,... and there's paper.
Love, Thez"
\r
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11206
11210 11214
>>11203
*moos*
ZV3KL
?
No.11207
11217
[4d20 = 56]

>>11205
>before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
>thinking he can get away from me without Indian sunburns
Spot + Listen + Scent +Track
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11208
11506
>>11195
Soon
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11209
11211 11270
>>11194
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
NO!! That's not true!
ZV3KL
?
No.11210
11217
[1d20 = 19]
>>11206
Roll to appraise the garner.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11211
11212 11217
>>11209
*father would rather let the child die than go with the mother

I'll pretend thats a test for now
>>11205
I guess this means the stripper aunt is gone

ZV3KL
?
No.11212
11217
[1d20 = 10]
>>11211
She'll be back at some point. GM couldn't resist inserting his tulpa, even if she's in a separate location/plane.
For that matter, maybe the magically-programmed cores from the Zelekauts could yield some information on Thez's relations to those magical stones.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11213
didn't mean to roll.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11214
11215 11217
>>11197
>>11201
>>11206
are you there hitler? its me infernuis.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11215
11216
>>11214
Try quoting Mein Kampf.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11216
11217 11218 11220 11223
>>11215
Je suis Hitler, et je abandonne?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11217
11219 11222
>>11207
Tracy can now detect wherever Ponimaru goes for the next day or so, by tracking.
>>11210
Hah! EASILY over 50k.
>>11211
For now
>>11212
This on the first, no on the second
>>11214
>>11216
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11218
11219 11221
>>11216
Run up to Ponimaru and give him some playful bullying.

Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11219
>>11218
meant for >>11217

Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11220
11222
>>11216
>Speaking French
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11221
11227
>>11218
"Don't think me rude, but what do you want?"
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11222
11225
>>11217
>>11220
Vous est un putain
Hitler est moi seigneur et sauveur
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11223
>>11216
slow down its almost like you are speaking a different language.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11224
Dummkopf
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11225
11226
>>11222
>wasted Francophone trips
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11226
>>11225
I FINALLY GOT TRIPS
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11227
11229
checking in.gif
>>11221
"Hey, ~buddy." Tracy says, putting a casual hoof over Ponimaru's shoulder just firm enough so that he couldn't get away
"Sorry we got off on the wrong hoof, earlier. We're cool now, right?"
*produces spherical object from beneath cloak*
"I made you this ball as a consolation gift. Colts in this kingdom don't seem to have very many toys, so I thought I'd make you one. This one is very special, so don't lose it *stares* Alright?"
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11228
11239 11240
does Hitler send us a sign?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11229
11230
>>11227
"Uhm,... its a ball," he says layered with suspicion.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11230
11231
>>11229
"Yeah, a futbol. Do you know how to play?"
Kyteo
?
No.11231
11233
[1d20 = 6]
>>11230
"I don't have time for games."
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11232
His discretely thrown kunai stabs the ground next to the ball.
"Perhaps I could use practice though." he concedes, blushing.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11233
11234
>>11231
>6
*gives futbol*
"Why don't you take this, and I'll give you some lessons when I get back? It's a great exercise in dexterity."
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11234
11235
>>11233
"Thank you. Considering you killed me last time, I'm surprised."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11235
11236
>>11234
"Well, kiddo, let me teach you a lesson *stern look*: consider the risks before you decide to be the first one to pull a knife in a fight, especially against a lady."
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11236
11237
>>11235
He raises his eyebrow.
"As I recall, you were the one who sought to attack unarmed combatants."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11237
11245
>>11236
>forgetting that Tracy drew her blade on the same turn she attacked
"Well, I'm sorry if I didn't make my intentions clear at the beginning, but the hoers dialect is slightly different here than it is in my realm. I didn't expect you to spring forward so suddenly though."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11238
Let me finish the lie!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11239
11241
>>11228
Seconded.
Will Hitler give us a sign, to point us towards which path leads towards the reclamation of the Jews' treasure?


Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11240
>>11228
Only if my french trips where a sign
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11241
11242 11243 11285 11372
>>11239
Tracy suddenly realizes that the only person she has not been skeptical of so far is the shopkeeper with a carrot.

You're welcome ~_o
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11242
>>11241
so hitler dosent answer me is what youre saying?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11243
11285 11372
>>11241
>not suspicious
I made two successful sense motive checks on him, and got nothing.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11244
Gib Ponimaru's response.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11245
11246
>>11237
"You lie. You made your intentions obvious, which were to kill."
ZV3KL
?
No.11246
11248 11272 11278
[3d20 = 40]
>>11245
"Oh, did I? I don't remember saying that. I just wanted a piece of that cocky mare for riding off with my husband." I unironically intended to have her bite an apple-sized chunk out of Copper's ass and leave, like I saw in a documentary about horses
Perform (acting): feign innocence

Bluff: Flatter
"Anyway, your little heroic deed wasn't in vain. That two-toned mare totally appreciated it, and it took quite a bit to calm her down."
Bluff again: Fabricate a story.
"After that scene, she didn't want to stay in the stables anymore. She went to a farm up state, where she's could run around freely with all the other Clydesdales."
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11247
11249
Torcuil decides to talk to Lenos
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11248
>>11246
"Oh, you're saying it was a misunderstanding then? That your brandished blades were merely intended to intimidate?"
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11249
11250
>>11247
"What timing! Here, hold this," he says, putting precise amounts of liquid in a larger flask with another amount of liquid.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11250
11251
>>11249
Eh, am I holding a bomb?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11251
11253
>>11250
"Yes."
It explodes. Its not life-threatening, but he's been wanting to blow something/someone up ever since players got wise to the firebombs.
After he stops laughing he says, "Okkay, okkay, what's up?"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11252
11254
>she hadn't drawn her knife until he attacked
>I did this specifically, because I accounted for the fact that she wouldn't be able to talk easily with a knife in her mouth (wasn't sure if she could use her hooves in full-sized form)
"Well, a mare's gotta defend herself in this world, you know. Especially when there are edgy bois out there ready to spring at her throat without warning. I can't say they don't intimidate though; most attackers get confused when they see a horse with a knife.
Anyway, what's a colt like you doing with kunai knives? Where'd you get them?"
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11253
11254 11260
>>11251
Thez told me to talk to oou about arcane and divine magic.
What do oou have to say?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11254
11255 11262
>>11253
He mutters "Bitch" under his breath.
"Yeah, what about it. I told her that in confidence you know, its not something to go singing to the winds if you catch my meaning,... but yeah. Magic is magic, and there are ways - if you do it right - to do any kind of magic. Its what is known (to the very few) as they Way of the Mystic Theurge.
>>11252
"Kunai are not difficult to acquire. They're sharpened pieces of steel. I have more on me than you know," he says pulling another 2 from hidden compartments/areas.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11255
11257
>>11254
Tell me more
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11256
11259
i pray for a sign from hitler. gm why you no gibe answer?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11257
11258
>>11255
He sighs.
"Its lucky you got a cross-axial palindrome," he mutters. "Alright,, let's head up to the dais then." Lenos leads Torcuil grabs a couple books from the Library before making his way up to the top.
I gotta pass out, but I'll elaborate in the morning
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11258
>>11257
Night GM
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11259
>>11256
A benevolently square-'stached voice echoes in your head.
"What were you expecting? These things take time. More on Thursday."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11260
>>11253
Tocuil write your name in draconic to prove literacy. Just do it.
http://draconic.twilightrealm.com/
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11261
11263
Trumpaladin's plane lands
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11262
>>11254
>My lies aren't working on this kid
"Well, you certainly have good taste in edges, kiddo. *tassels mane* I'll be on my way now, but don't forget to practice with that ball.*icy gaze*"
"Well, goodbye then." *trots off*
Anonymous
11U3y
?
No.11263
11264
>>11261
Not much happened aside from some special letter from The. GM said he was turning in for the night.
Anonymous
11U3y
?
No.11264
>>11263
From Thez*
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11265
11266
>gibs futbul

*sighs*
You know it doesn't have to be this way. It's not too late
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11266
11267
>>11265
I made that futbol several weeks ago out of the skin on his own ass, with all intention to give it to him as a "Sorry I 1-shoted you" gift the next time Tracy met him. It would've been a waste to throw it away after all this time.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11267
11268 11274
>>11266
GM, please take note that any and all characters found to be possessing that Judeo-Bolshevik instrument are to be ripped apart limb from limb, burned, and their ashes placed in stone filled barrels dropped in deep water.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11268
11269
>>11267
Sounds hawt.
jfp8v
?
No.11269
>>11268
>she could have been a Bolshevik slayer all of these years, but chose to go down the part of wickedness instead
\r
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11270
>>11209
So she'd rather let go of the child than the child die?
jfp8v
?
No.11272
11274 11275
>>11246
I swear to God can your character go a single interaction without lying to someone? It's perfectly unnecessary in this scene.

She's a perfect replica of my ex-girlfriend, especially post-break up. Are you actively trying to make me hate her?
\r
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11274
11276 11278
>>11267
Relax, next time its seen it'll be hanging in the stable, the black parts being used as individual targets for kunai.
>>11272
Would you like me write her in so you can beat the piss out of her?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11275
11277
>>11272
tbqh, I was only doing it because I felt like playing around with the bluff skill. I'm not even looking at the character flowcharts.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11276
>>11274
Muh speshul gift!
Mrs. Sentry
c1Pxf
?
No.11277
11281 11317 11485
1508875192467.png
>>11275
>*reads thread while fully awake and sober*
>'wtf am I doing? This isn't Tracy'
>*Reads flow-chart development summary*
>'wtf do I even use this godawful horrific system?'
Actually, on second thought, this really is a load of horseshit at this point. I've been abusing Tracy's simple, unoriginal character with these goddamn convoluted mathematic flowcharts. Tracy, as a meme, is an unapologetic murderer, but by no means a liar. Ponies don't lie to this destructive magnitude
Fug, in retrospect. These flowcharts were a mistake: in my endeavor to make the game more interesting, I let Hell freeze over and made a Tracy into something *shudders* original. Right now, she's closer to an actual hysterical woman than an edgy magical pony. The best part about ponies is that they're not like real hoo-man women. Fuck! What have I done? This isn't waifu material.
Yandere Calculus was a creative writing theory that I made years ago when I was a edgy weeb faggot; it was largely based on dramatic horror anime and Greek tragedy, and worst of all my ex-girlfriend. This shit isn't suitable for simple-minded magical ponies: it was developed to maximize the most horrific possible dramatic plotlines possible from hysterical women. If i followed the development summary in sincerity (which I never do), Tracy would've been a genuinely evil, poisonous creature by now.
I'm going to take a different approach from now on. I'm going to burn most, if not all of these infernal flowcharts. Expect leg-humping when I'm not sure what to do: it'll keep things Unoriginal.
Only you can make her into waifu material, but I'm not going to allow this fucked-up system I created to actively campaign against it too much anymore. I'll cut the lying bullshit and try to make her a bit more transparent.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11278
11279
>>11274
No, I'm just fine with her being gone forever and never seeing her again. Besides, Tracy fills the role disturbingly well.

>>11246
Why is she trying to flatter him and make nice? What does she stand to gain? She's sure she can beat him in a fight, so why wouldn't she rather mock him for failing so miserably the last time?
Anonymous
2TxcL
?
No.11279
>>11278
Well, back then, I was going to have her be smug and condescending to him, but that was before GM made him into a Colt (there's nothing to be smug about after killing a kid, regardless of how edgy you are). I just got bored and felt to condition him so I could casually bully him later, just for some much-needed comic relief, since Tracy is the only one who can actually talk to him.
She has nothing to gain, and no reason to care. I was just in a shitty mood, and set aside character development for a while to larp as the Rogue for a bit, and felt like seeing if he'd fall for the 'farm up state' thing. it wasn't really supposed to be a representation of her character; i just got lazy and bored and did something unnecessarily evil.....
I haven't been sleeping very much lately, and I get weird ideas when I write at midnight. I'll try to be a better larger in the future, because Tracy's character isn't going in the direction I wanted her to.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11281
11282
>>11277
For what it's worth, if Trumpaladin had witnessed Tracy first lying to Ponimaru, and then possessing a soccer ball, that would have triggered a duel to the death between Trumpaladin and Tracy, which Trumpaladin would not have let end until between himself, Tracy, and the unborn child, one or more characters had been permanently removed from the game.

The child is a game breaking change because it prevents Trumpaladin from overlooking Tracy's actions and alignment and forces him to obsess over it. Unlike my ex-girlfriend, who went her own way doing who cares what in Dallas, the child is a direct connection between Trumpaladin and Tracy that prevents a proper and thorough divorce. The fact that the child is the product of a failed attempt to save Tracy from herself just makes it that much more insulting. It's like having a cousin who you don't particularly like but you want to give a chance, so you pay a large sum of money for them to attend classes at the community college so they can get a certification, but they withdraw from classes, take the money and spend it on drugs or invest it in a criminal scheme. It's insulting beyond measure

Anonymous
2TxcL
?
No.11282
11283
>>11281
S-sorry... I'll try to play a bit more thoughtfully from now on, and not just act like Two-Face playing Snakes and Ladders...
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11283
11284 11317
>>11282
Nah you can play as you wish, but I don't think I can be honest to this character without almost all possible courses of action leading to disaster. I blame GM for introducing an event that prevented Tracy from having a natural development
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11284
>>11283
Rooooo! I will make it work!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11285
11286 11372
>>11243
>>11241
So, I guess the message is that she gets the intuitive thought to turn back to box town?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11286
11372
whenyouseeit.jpg
>>11285
It's not that far from the crossroads, right?
*walks back up the path towards Pip*
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11287
11317
GM, where are we in the game? I would like Trumpaladin to try out his new Subaru or however the hell you spell it, and figure out how it plays out in a fight, and to also see if the resurrection tool is transportable. After that is accomplished, I would like him to rejoin the group riding Fae
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11288
11289 11290
Another question: are we using a permutation with "smite evil," can it be cast while mounted, and would casting it consume an attack space in a turn?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11289
>>11288
yes and yes.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11290
11291
>>11288
According to the Wiki, Smite Evil can be applied to any normal Meelee attack, and can be use 4 times per day at level 15.
It should be usable while mounted.
I think the Paladin was also supposed to have a Bless Weapon ability, but I can't find it...
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11291
11293
>>11290
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/blessWeapon.htm
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11292
Roooo! All I wanted from the beginning was the Assassin Prestige class, but I still have to make a hit to take it.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11293
11294
>>11291
How do spells even work in this game? I've never RP'd before...
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11294
11295 11297
>>11293
when you say spells do you mean spells that are used for buffing or spells for attacking?
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11295
11296 11297
>>11294
So... Would Smite Evil consume an attack space?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11296
>>11295
yea spell-like abilites take up attack actions.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11297
11298 11301
>>11294
Well, any, really...
Then again, it seems I've figured it out. Tracy's a mudpony, so she can't use any spells except for blackguard spells while in Nightmare form
>>11295
It's applied to a normal melee attack, so you should just be able to add it on to any attack that involves one.
Paladin can use other spells, btw.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin_Spell_List
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11298
11299
>>11297
well buff spells and attack spells both take action slots,
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11299
>>11298
Ah, idk how this works desu.
I actually avoided reading into the attack mechanics because I wanted to avoid D&D tier rigidity. My only real interest was prestige classes.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11300
>>11160
>very slightly modifying image size to evade the one-per-thread image limit
Those were three separate versions of a shoop I modified. I was trying to see which looked the least shitty.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11301
11302
>>11297
Damn these are some useful spells, especially for my intended purpose
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11302
11303
Another-Dog-Hiding-In-a-Couch-Cushion.jpg
>>11301
>tfw you know you're a bad girl
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11303
11306
image.png
>>11302
*rolls up newspaper*

GM, what is my spell casting level? If I am not to 3, is there anyway to access specific spells in that category? There's one specifically I really want
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11304
11305 11306
image.gif
>4th level spell casting Paladins are damned near unstoppable slayers of Evil and Outsiders
HOW DO I MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11305
>>11304
you have 1 4th level spell.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11306
>>11304
>>11303
how to acsess higher level spells.
>leveling up is how you gain more uses
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11307
tfw bad girl3.jpg

Kyteo
?
No.11317
>>11277
Apology accepted Xp
>>11283
I had thought that it would enable a more natural development. Just one more of my ideas into the can
>>11287
Tbh, I'm not exactly sure. I'm going to have to re-read the last 3-5 threads just to pick up on all the things I've forgotten, missed, or just couldn't be arsed to respond/comment on. This was just one of the many reasons for the 2-3 week jump.
\r
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11328
11331
... in fact, the contract which Thez arranged - and which Trump is explicitly and permanently not included in - involves taking raw gold/gems, taking them to an artisan of absurd skill, and turning them into fabulously expensive jewelry that is for sale exclusively at the Port Barry shop.

But OH no, TRUMP needed it to BUILD shit,.... XP
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11329
11332
... it was/is essentially a money-hack also geared toward re-establishing Barry's filed pirate contracts due to the rats invasion, increasing trade and travel to the port.
But Trump HAD to have a stadium first,....
(this is mostly Thez ranting at this point)

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11330
*failed
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11331
11332 11333
image.jpeg
>>11328
>selling goods to people in a city with no money when there's a port RIGHT THERE and it could have brought a positive balance of trade from export
Never accused her of having business sense
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11332
11335
>>11329
He used eminent domain to make himself a steakhouse too.
>>11331
Not selling your exclusive jewelry all over the world FROM the port.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11333
11337
>>11331
No you buffoon. Don't make me rewrite the game history 'cuz you won't admit you're wrong. The goods are sold to the lingering travelers who still minimally arrive there. The quality of the items is such that even the smallest ring would fetch a hefty sum and would draw the attention of monied (read royal) interests from across the land.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11334
11337 11338
And what's more, all the artisan in question wants is more materials to make shit WITH, he's not taking ANY of the profits.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11335
11336 11338
>>11332
Do you go to Tel Aviv or Brussels to buy Diamonds? No? Do you go to Germany to buy cars? Shanghai to buy Televisions? Didn't think so
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11336
11339
>>11335
>tel aviv
>another point for the jewish plot.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11337
>>11334
>>11333
>saying all this shit long after it is irrelevant
You could have said any of this to a very receptive audience at any point earlier in the game. You could have given hints. I even asked about the business deal at the time and nothing came of it. None of this was at all foreseeable from anything in the game or outside of it. All you said about Thez and gems was that she wanted the smaller ones to wear herself, and much later, that Thez willingly gave Trump possession because she believed he was doing well with it.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11338
11341 11342
>>11334
Fucking THIS!
Did you ever consider what could happen if Lenos, a dragon mind you, ever grew angry or bored with anyone living at the tower? Enjoy exploding.
>>11335
No, you have them imported, from Brussels, Germany, or Shanghai.
Port Barry is a port: Half of it's purpose is to export products.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11339
11340
>>11336
Tel Aviv is host to a large diamond exchange. If you buy diamonds, you just might be supporting the diamond industry of Tel Aviv
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11340
>>11339
i know that, thats while i avoid jewlry all to gather.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11341
11343 11345
>>11338
Hence why it is better to sell the goods internationally
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11342
11345
>>11338
Why would he be angry?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11343
11344
>>11341
>international trade
>not globalism
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11344
>>11343
>not being an economic nationalist and winning in global trade
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11345
11346 11347
>>11341
That's what GM has been getting at.
The Jewelry shop was supposed to be the money farm. He hinted at that a couple weeks ago.
>>11342
Idk, people living in his tower, asking him to make shit, and depending on his abilities, without caring to give him a cut of the treasure to work with.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11346
11349 11353
>>11345
The only mention of the jewelry shop came last week. And while Tourcil may be at risk from explosion, no one else asks Lenos to craft things
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11347
11348
>>11345
he loves making shit, the gm said thats what he oes without wanting something in return.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11348
11351
>>11347
Yeah, I got that much. He wants materials to tinker with.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11349
11350
>>11346
It was hinted weeks earlier. At the same time the Jews' shekel stash was hinted at.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11350
11352 11353
>>11349
1. What are you talking about?
2. You could have spoken at any time
3. Literally anyone could have said something at some point
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11351
11353
>>11348
but he dosent charge for an item though.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11352
11353 11354
>>11350
Its true, Thez was excited at the prospect of the Football stadium,... but not the Casino, or the Steakhouse, or,... and as time went on and Trump immediately got jewy-eyed anytime a resource was even hinted at or suggested, her enthusiasm diminished. So, at THAT time, she took possession of what ducats she could, literally coughed up some of her own, and made a deal with the artisan (who shall remain nameless to avoid REEEEing), as well as the jeweler. Nothing was mentioned 'cuz Trump had proven that he could not be trusted with resources.

Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11353
11356
>>11346
>Thinking the Crystal converted into a Trump Tower by itself
>>11351
Yeah, brownies normally work without pay. They don't take kindly to being treated as unappreciated NPCs though.
>>11350
>What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the Time Infernius went to the out-of-stock jewelry shop, and Tracy sniffed around while she was looking for hints to where the Jews were hiding their treasure.
The guy was going to change the shop, but then Thez came in with a bag of amazing items, talking about a certain artisan who wanted to have his crafts gain recognition in the trade.
>>11352
This, desu.
That eminent domain this wasn't exactly the coolest move either...
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11354
11355
>>11352
>Casino
The casino was nothing more than a pretext to try to stop Inferius from gebociding part of the town's population. It was never built not mentioned outside of one occasion
>steakhouse
A pretext to thoroughly search the old Jew buildings for the missing treasure, cheap because of existing buildings, finance was never mentioned, and also could have brought profits (which, you know, could cover loans made to buy it. As in never using the party's funds). It was also never completed
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11355
11359
>>11354
>search the old Jew buildings for the missing treasure
Roooooo! I'm the rogue! Leave the searching to me! You don't even have the character skills to investigate that.
jfp8v
?
No.11356
11360
>>11353
>I'm talking about the Time Infernius went to the out-of-stock jewelry shop, and Tracy sniffed around while she was looking for hints to where the Jews were hiding their treasure.
>The guy was going to change the shop, but then Thez came in with a bag of amazing items, talking about a certain artisan who wanted to have his crafts gain recognition in the trade.
what the actual fuck are you talking about? I don't remember this at all. I cannot read every single one of the literally 10,000+ RP posts that are made as a part of this game, and I cannot know everything that happens while I am in school, at work, driving halfway across the state, or flying to fucking Washington DC and New York for interviews. More to the point, why the hell would my character know everything that happened to people miles away and that he was never told about. He cannot be omniscient and should not be

>eminent domain
First off, that's a joke. Second, it didn't happen because the buildings were abandoned. Thirdly, it was against Jew buildings that were unused. Forgive me for making use of available resources
\r
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11357
Alright, I'm done Trump's brow-beating. He can have all the money he needs for whatever project,... but he has to go through the Jeweler. ^_^

Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11358
11372
How many levels does Tracy have as Wilder?
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11359
>>11355
I have the character levels for contracting building renovation. And that's all that is needed
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11360
11361 11363
>>11356
Well, I was going to have Tracy tell you about it, but I had to account for the fact that she was still salty from getting cucked that morning. My plan was to have her walk up the road alone to sort herself out, find the treasure, come back, and then tell you about everything (I figured you would've read it by then though).
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11361
11362 11365
>>11360
Well, I'm not responsible for your saltiness, I am not sure if I am the one who cucked you, and I certainly can't know what isn't told to my character and didn't happen near him
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11362
>>11361
>your saltiness
Her saltiness*
I didn't expect it to take this long though.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11363
11364
>>11360
I really don't know when in the story this is supposed to have happened
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11364
11368
>>11363
Some time right before you converted that shop into a steak house, while Tracy only just started looking for clues.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11365
11367 11368
>>11361
She's talking about you riding the Copper mare home that one time.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11366
11371
So to summarize, a bunch of faggots just had a shit-fit, while nothing worth mentioning happened between the characters.
Classic D&D
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11367
>>11365
No, Tracy already took care of that. I'm pretty sure that happened the same day Fae appeared in the tower: Tracy was deeply upset.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11368
11369 11370
>>11365
That happened over a month ago, and weeks before >>11364

In any event, if hints are going to be super-duper subtle, they need to occur more than once ever, and need to actually be communicated to both players and characters.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11369
11374
>>11368
>if hints are going to be super-duper subtle, they need to occur more than once ever
This.
>need to actually be communicated to both players and characters
Try buttering up your waifu; She has all the information-gathering skills.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11370
>>11368
It shall be so. I apologize for having assumed and/or taken anything for granted.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11371
image.jpeg
>>11366
>a bunch of faghots just had a shit fit fit
It's ongoing, and really more of two separate consecutive shit-fits, but yeah, that's what happened
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11372
11373
>>11241
>>11243
>>11285
>>11286
>>11358
Can I get a word on these?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11373
11377
>>11372
I'm not saying "Its the guy at the shop!", I'm saying that he was in an awful hurry to get rid of her.
Yes, intuition.
Not that far, no. A couple miles is all.
>wilder
I'm putting the limit at 3
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11374
11375 11377
>>11369
>Try buttering up your waifu; She has all the information
If you are talking about Tracy, she could find it, but she'd steal a large portion for private use and then lie about the total size of the find. There's not really any way to discourage her from doing this either - when I am tried to but her up by appealing to her (non-existent) sense of duty to Port Barry or love for Trumpaladin all I got was "can we leave already?" indicating it didn't do anything. There is no buttering her up. If you leave money laying out, she steals it and lies about it when confronted, and she cannot be encouraged to do otherwise. I did think about having her find it, and there after finding where she hid it and taking it, but thars difficult. So I guess having Inferius accompany her and hopefully limiting the amount she could steal was the best available option, which is basically what I went with.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11375
11376
>>11374
>complaining about another player snatching up all money laying about
Really?
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11376
>>11375
It's all for a public use, and every character is aware of the money, and has the chance to say something. Taking cores for a wedding and then lying about it is different from dedicating part of a large treasure for a library in Port Barry
ZV3KL
?
No.11377
11378 11379 11380 11381 11385 11527
[5d20 = 34]
>>11373
>3
Fine by me
Is it really worth it for me to go all the way back there? I'll just go anyway.
*returns to shop*
*approaches building in stealth*
*listens furtively by window*
Search (shop interior)+ Spot (any entity inside) + another Spot (read lips) + Listen + Scent

>>11374
She's only stolen once: the golem parts as they fell to the ground.
Idk if it was clear at the time, but I implied a few times before and after that she was hiding shit out of spite, because she was jealous and wanted attention.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11378
>>11377
What a shitty roll...
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11379
>>11377
>1337 pali
Noted, but I'm not going to launch into it at the moment
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11380
11383 11387
>>11377
infernuis follow.
ZV3KL
?
No.11381
11382
[1d20 = 4]
>>11377
Forgot Sense Motive (most important)
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11382
11384
>>11381
AAAAAAAAAANND nothing...
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11383
11387
>>11380
Rooooo! You'll ruin my stealth.
It's fine though.

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11384
11386
>>11382
If you're going to throw out 5 skill checks in a row,... have you ever thought of establishing your skills?
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11385
>>11377
Tracy's motives are unknown. She used to be more clingy and jealous, but as timr passes her actions have made less and less sense. Basically it's a case of "I do not know why she is doing any of this, but what she's doing is evil, the purpose is probably evil, and I fully believe she'd do it again."

Miscommunication and misunderstanding helps drive plot, so no need to clear anything at all up.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11386
11389
>>11384
>establishing your skills?
What does this mean?
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11387
11388 11390
>>11383
>>11380
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CHARACTERS
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11388
11390 11391
>>11387
Don't worry, everyone will be back at the tower before you know it. These are all "yet to happen" actions.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11389
11392 11395
>>11386
I mean I've been basing skill rolls off of a simple 20, which doesn't allow for modifiers or differences in degree of skill required.
Let me give you an example. A masterwork lock has a difficulty of 25, meaning the player would need 6 skill points in lockpicking in order to defeat it with anything more than a 20 (and in this case, a 19). Not knowing the iterated skills makes it far more difficult for me to explain the degree of how and why and what WRT situations, which is also why Tracy didn't sense anything from the shopkeeper in the first place.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11390
11394
>>11387
Trump went back to Port Barry, leaving Tracy and Infernius at the crossroads to bring back the treasure. Then Tracy had an 'intuitive thought' (GM's hint) to track back a few miles and try to extract information from the shopkeeper on the road.
Torcuil is about to get a lecture from Lenos on how to into magic.
Sad Alex is standing frozen somewhere until his faggot returns, probably getting >raped by passing strangers.
>>11388
Are you going to teleport us back when where halfway to finding the treasure?
Anonymous
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No.11391
11393
>>11388
Trumpaladin stares out the window to the sea from his office in Crystal Trump Tower. He wonders if he could take a ship and a small crew, and sail far away from his problems
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11392
11394
>>11389
>doesn't want to allocate his skillpoints
What about race/species modifiers? Have you been counting those?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11393
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>>11391
>Implying I wouldn't find you
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11394
11396
>>11392
No tbh. I've been letting the dice decide entirely.
>>11390
TY. BTW, I'm assuming Sad Alex was a troll, if not Yak Lee/that faggot who blew up. I could be wrong.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11395
11398
>>11389
Can't also you power-up skills by training?
I've been rolling all of my detection abilities 6 gorillion times per thread.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11396
11397 11398 11401
>>11394
If so, can I eat him?
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11397
11398 11399 11401 11405
>>11396
i call eating the angel.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11398
11400
>>11395
Over time, yes. Please limit skill rolls to 1 per post so I can keep up.
>>11396
Yes
>>11397
>angel
Have you SEEN Death Note?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11399
11402
>>11397
NO! The 'angel' is the best part!
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11400
11402 11403 11405
>>11398
would i gain good extra planar powers from eating it?
>no i havent seen death note.
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11401
11403
>>11397
>>11396
What the actual fuck

Don't eat him, I am not convinced he is a troll. He might be the same as yak Lee, but he also might just be a person who isn't a NEET, is busy, and may have thought the game is too fast paced or intense to keep up with