/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>366591
Hi fren.

>>361944
This is the first time I use so-vits-svc AI voices. is not perfect but thanks for the song Anon lmao.

YEEEE HAW, Just got done Buck breakin' an' the first thing the darn knee grow just wouldn't stop sayin' some of the darndest things.
>Be me, professional and recreational Buck Breaker.
>I've been around for the turn of the century, ya'll should already know of traditional buck breaking techniques, but some automatons work mighty fine.
>It's inspection day and this queer buck get's all fussy.
>Ya'll know the type, they say anything just to get more attention.
>"Masssah, muh peckah jus gawhn."
>"Yess'm gawn like corn on cornhole day massah."
>If'n you know a buck gettin' 'em to realize the pecker is in them pants ya'll've lost the game.
>See an automaton keeps a buck from getting any corn hair idea for foolery.
>Can't use 'em for everythin' else they get uppity and forgettin' what breakin' is like.
>Down right up there with sliced bread.
>This here one is simple, it's like apple pie if'n ya'll made it with plastic and metal.
>So instead've doing anythin' a green breaker would try or the tried and true, ya'll set that pie down and say it's in there.
>Now a buck that's this far will fold, 'less he's one of those kinds.
>They say this just about every time.
>"Massah. Who'd put mah peckah in piah? How's it gone git back?"
>They'll get around to what they have to do to get that missin' pecker back.
"Ya'll just got to put it on your head."
>Confused and delirious from questionin' they do so.
>Like WD-40 an' elbow grease they try to pick up the bolted down automaton pie.
>If'n ya'll set it up right it'll break 'em.
>See they have to check if'n their pecker is really gone cause they can't pick up the pie.
>What they wear stops that kind of knowin' by touch.
>The fool of a buck can't back out.
>Known as a peckerless buck who gave up or a liar.
>Some bucks just expect a breaking for every thing.
>Some queer ones seek it out.
>A Buck Breaker stays ahead on breaking bucks before they even know it.
>Ya'll might be thinkin' that can't possibly work on bucks.
>I was sceptical at first too, then those queer foolish bucks just stopped doing queer fool things.
>Now if'n it's a innadark in disguise they'll make a run for it.
>Broke them too.
>Just have to keep up the pressure.

I thought the whole shadow ponies would be a bit of detour but that was a nice twist and ending. (A+)!

That was great gonna continue reading the rest of this gentlemen's stuff. ^^

>>369615
Here's an extra (you) again for that rec.^^

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>>369632
Awesome! Yeah, I'm kinda sad Writefag Roulette isn't around the filly thread anymore. I hope he's doing well for himself now, all of his stories are really high quality.

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>oekaki
Nice.

>>369649
Protagonist wasn't even anonfilly to begin with, author just set her as anonfilly for extra (You)s. I guess she's filly in a very loose sense, but not /mlp/ or /mlpol/ filly

>>369665
>author just set her as anonfilly for extra (You)s.
What a nigger.

>>369430
RIP Tennessee. Heard that Nashville was being colonized by faggots, but I didn't know it was that bad.

>>369666
Check'em.

>>369666
>video
In case the video is nuked, here it is:

>Who is Alex Blum? Antifa Plastics Tycoon with ties to BLM Riots.
>Alex Blum, an Austin, Texas-based plastics tycoon, is a street-level anti-fascist with ties to the conflicts in Ukraine and Myanmar and has received funding from the United Nations.
>He is a member of the American Iron Front, a group considered an extremist terror organization by the federal government.
He says that he is a White dude from a jewish family and brags about his links with the United Nations and NGOs.

>>369664
>Ryan Carsen
See 1st pic. His psychopath brown GF says she's too hot to mourn.

Also a new commie victim, Michael Latt, just met his deserved assassination by a nigger woman.
See 2nd and 3rd pics.

On related antifa news, Travis Robert Brown has been doxxed.
See pic 4th.

Heya folks, here is tonight's movie schedule:

Merrie Melodies: Porky in Egypt
The Honeymooners: Mama Loves Mambo

Hearts of the West (1975)

Hrose:
S8 Eps 25 and 26

Amine:
NightWalker eps 11 and 12

We will be finishing both S8 and NightWalker tonight. Next week: new pony season + new anime or cartoon

Also, I don't think the link has been technically posted so here it is:
https://cytu.be/r/FlappyPterodactyl

>>369659
Much needed. Thanks.

>>369659
Well... I guess that explains the slowness of the night. My bad, thanks for the save.

Managed to catch the last half of the last episode with u guys. It was blast. ^^

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I don't have any of the Tremors series past 2, but I can look into getting them. Paprika we can definitely do.

>>369611
Audio-only stream in place of a movie probably wouldn't work for movie night, but I wouldn't be opposed to an audiobook stream at some point.

>>369669
Nice, happy to have you join us.

>>369642
>political implications
Hard to say.

Got milk?

>>369463

Despite Celestia's injury, they make it out of the lake of fire more or less intact. Anon bandages up Celestia's wing because he apparently has a first-aid kit on him somewhere, and then they proceed onward to: "Progenitor Graveyard."

This place is the exact opposite of the last place: an arctic ice field somewhere in the frozen north, or south, or wherever. It sounds like they have about 100 miles of tundra they need to traverse, but fortunately Celestia's injury doesn't stop her from galloping across it. As they go, Anon begins to daydream again, and we get the next chunk of Celestia's tragic backstory:

When we last left Celosia, Lulu and Clover, they had just somehow friendship-magicked an altar into existence. The altar grants each of them a magical stone, but they aren't quite sure how to activate the magic.

At this point, Celosia is forced to confess that the whole reason she came to this island was to find this powerful magic and bring it back to the earth pony tribe, so they could use it to subjugate the unicorns and pegasi. However, she explains that she no longer wishes to do this, because friendship is magic and so forth. After discussing the matter for awhile, they conclude that since they've gotten to be such good friends, and since none of them were ever all that enthused about helping their respective tribes win the war in the first place, they should activate the magic stones and then use the power to become all-powerful demigods who rule the world with an iron hoof unite the three pony tribes.

Over a period of two and a half years, through extensive trial and error, they cross through the thirteen gates and charge up their orbs. Even still, they can't quite figure out how to get the dang things to actually work. However, when Lulu willingly gives her orb to Clover, something happens that solves the puzzle for them, although we are going to have to wait a bit for the specifics because it trails off here.

Anyway, back in the present, they arrive within sight of the exit rune. However, Celestia seems to have overextended herself, and collapses. Anon makes a fuss, but she seems to be more or less okay. He helps her to the rune, and then they are back on Equus Island again. They have dinner, Anon fusses over her some more, and they go to sleep. End chapter.

13 - Road of Trials - III

>Again, you’ve packed up camp and are off at dawn. You can’t fly to the next gates now, so the travel time between each one will be longer than usual.
Yeah, it looks like they actually were flying between these gates. I guess that explains how they were able to do 10/13 in two days. However, the author really should have made it a bit clearer. In the earlier chapters, it was stated that Anon was riding on Celestia's back, but whether they were flying or riding was left ambiguous. Either that or my reading comprehension sucks; sometimes it's a tossup. However, I don't think I'm wrong here.

Anyway, they make it to the next gate, step through, and find themselves in: "Estrus Valley."

Here is the author's description:

>A great, verdant valley appears before your eyes. Grassy inclines turn to steep, rocky mountains on each side. A calm river weaves its way along the single, well-worn road, providing plenty of pure water to drink. The sun is warm, but not overly hot. In essence, it’s perfectly relaxing.
Sounds tranquil. I wonder what horrible and presumably erotic surprises are lurking just around the corner?

>Yeah, good old changelings. They sure love their... well, their love, and they’ll go to any lengths to get it.
Ohhhhh, okay. I see where this is going.

Before I get too deep into this one, I should probably clear up another minor mistake I made earlier. I was initially under the impression that the gateways led into pocket dimensions that existed solely for the purpose of the trials. This is actually not accurate; the gates do indeed teleport to other places, but they are real places that exist in the same world as Equestria and the island of Equus. The point of the gateways is that they lead to places where these "leylines" cross, which enables someone holding one of the stones to charge it up with magic and shit. The author actually cleared this up pretty early on, I just haven't mentioned it.

Anyway, this particular leyline runs through a valley that connects two pony cities. In the middle of this valley is a Changeling hive. The Changelings strategically placed their hive in this valley because any pony traveling between the two cities would not be able to avoid it, thus they could ambush wayward ponies and feed on their love. However, the advent of air travel (which I'm assuming means balloons and/or zeppelins and/or airships for non-pegasi) rendered this strategy obsolete. So, in the CURRENT YEAR, the only ponies who enter this hive are the ones who are specifically looking for what the Changelings have to offer. If you take my meaning.

So, Anon shows up at this hive because he literally has to pass through it to magic up his stone. Immediately upon entering, he is propositioned by 200 clones of Bon Bon. Celestia predictably cockblocks him, which may or may not be what he actually wanted, since it seems that his attitudes on horse poon have changed since the last time he was here. However, she is now acting a little strange:

>So, on a related note, when would you like to consummate our relationship? Because I’d really like to do that soon.

> So you’ll find the time to face the Trials of Equus, and run from being forcibly wed to a demonstrably crazy pony, but you won’t find the time to rut me? Am I that ugly to you?

>“What? What the hell’s gotten into you?!”
>“Nothing! That’s the problem!”

Couple of things. For one, I actually thought they had consummated. It wasn't stated, but was heavily implied. Two, there are a couple of possibilities here: either she's a changeling, or she's in heat. I guess we'll find out which it is momentarily.

>>369464
> But on that subject those two stories are kinda similar in that our mc is a male human that ends up, despite swearing they aren't into hoers from the beginning, dating Celestia.
>What do you think so far? Could you compare them with each other?
The similarities between this one and Sun & Rose had occurred to me as well, I was thinking of doing a comparison a little later on. I can go over it a little bit here.

It's been a long time since I did S&R. I do remember thinking it had some potential, but the idea wasn't quite there yet, and the execution was poor enough that I just couldn't give it a solid thumbs-up. I think I did that one right after either Past Sins or Friendship is Optimal, and I liked it better than either one of those, but at the same time they aren't high bars to pass.

Here is what I think this current story has going for it.

Part of it is just purely subjective taste: this is a lighthearted action-adventure tale that is also half a romantic comedy and at least 30% shitpost, and that just happens to be one kind of thing that I enjoy. This author makes his share of mistakes, and I might be going a bit easier on him than I have on others simply because I enjoy what he's writing about (I probably did a bit of that with The Best Night Ever as well). At the same time though, this story also has some objective good points that it deserves credit for.

For the most part, I find this to be a well-plotted story. The beginning is admittedly a bit slow, but as soon as the adventure kicks off, I find that the pacing is pretty solid, events happen about when they are supposed to happen, there aren't any weird digressions or extraneous meandering unnecessary subplots like we saw in some of those 100k+ word monstrosities that we read. Some of the humor is a little cringe, but it's cringe at a level I find acceptable for a story that is fundamentally about a man fucking a cartoon horse. This guy clearly either spent some time learning to properly plot a novel, or else he has a significantly above-average instinct for how it ought to be done.

As I said, his actual writing is kind of meh. His prose I can take or leave: he can be really eloquent when describing the outdoors or nature, but most of the time this story reads like a slightly-above-average greentext. This doesn't really count against it, though. Ideally you want to be both, but if you have to pick one, it's better to be good at building a story and bad at writing than the other way around unless you just want to write technical manuals or something like Iceman. This guy is a pretty good storyteller and a passable writer, which by the standards of what I've read on fimfiction so far pretty much makes him Shakespeare.

By contrast, Sun & Rose started out with some good ideas, but wasn't really able to develop any of them well. The premise I thought was interesting and could have made a really good story: Celestia wanders through the EqG portal into medieval England and becomes human, gets bonked on the head and loses her memory, then ends up getting married to some guy from that time period. Then, she regains her memory and goes back to Equestria, and her husband follows her in, but has to contend with the fact that his waifu is now a horse for crying out loud. It could have been a very enjoyable romance/adventure story, but...it just wasn't.

The main character, as I recall, was sort of a mishmash of a lot of half-formed ideas. He had kind of a complicated backstory that wasn't fully explained; his mother was a peasant and his father was a nobleman, somehow they wound up married despite that being pretty unlikely back then, and their lowborn-bastard son became a high ranking knight somehow, despite that being even less likely...I remember being confused by a lot of it. Also, the guy was meant to be kind of a sad, tragic figure, but again, the author didn't develop him all that well, so he came across as kind of unintentionally comical at best and a boring drip at worst. The author didn't really put enough thought into why this guy was so sad and traumatized, he just sort of assumed that anyone from this time period would naturally be this way, because life in the middle ages was rough compared to today. His background was a little too generalized to make him sympathetic, and he didn't have any other noteworthy characteristics, so mostly I just found him dull.

As I recall, the characterization of Celestia was decent, and I found her generally likable. There were also a couple of other characters in the story who could have been interesting but were severely underutilized: I think the main character had a female pony friend that could have played a bigger role, and the villain, Chucky Larms, despite having literally the worst pony name I've ever heard, actually had a lot of potential that was never realized. Plus, the story veered off in some pretty weird and stupid directions OMG RATS!!!1!.

On the technical side, the writing was just god-awful. The guy misspelled common words and fucked up really basic grammatical shit like all the time. On top of that, he tried way too hard to gussy up his prose. The effect was like spray-painting a turd with gold paint and then decorating it with glitter. The writing style just screams "babby's first writing project," but he tries to cover it up with badly-written purple prose, which just makes it scream even louder, in excruciating pain no less. I could forgive a lot of it if the story itself was better, but...it just had too many problems. If he spent a little time learning and practicing and then did a rewrite of the same idea, it might turn out much better, but as it is it's pretty disappointing.

Exchange is technically better written and better plotted, and it doesn't try to take itself anywhere near as seriously as Sun & Rose did. All in all it's a much more enjoyable read.

>>366626
GG, could I tempt you with a short 6k words story to review? Dw, I know no means no. Probably...^^ I really like this story: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/432814/mine-is-dorkier-than-yours
>Flutters eyelashs hard -- I'm about to take off

>>369469
Interesting take. Hehe, I knew you'd mention the rats.

I have something more to say but I'm soul-searching for the truth of me. ^^

>>369466
Estrus valley is a psychologocal challenge for every mare. The milk carton, still attached to her horn, is funneling sexy Anon thoughts into her brain.

>>369651
I feel a bit bad. Felt like I just waltz in here telling you to drop your current review for my story. Sorry about that. Just see it as an addition to your list of thing to review would you.^^

>>369400
Nice.
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>>369366
Ask and you shall receive.
Also, thanks for the words of encouragement anons :,)

>>369414
Again, good stuff Anon.

>>369414
Heh, Aryanne as power. Checks out bring the blonde of the group.

>>369648
She's literally me.^^

>>367195
>oh my gosh
Who might avoid to name satan himself?

>>368674
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>>356511
Does anypony know the sauce for the first song? I don't recognize it.

Make sure to properly tuck the eepy missilesippi in and read the nighty nighty codes else the result could be explosive.

>>369616
KEK

>>369616
Finally.

Iran is prepping for getting a brand new air force from Russia.

>>369616
YES!!!!!

Tucker Carlson
>Ep. 41 Dublin in flames. Steve Bannon explains. - (23:40 long)
>What’s happening in Ireland will happen here, at scale. Steve Bannon explains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjwDflDGjss

>>369591
>Sinn Fein confronted by the people tonight.
The Sinn Fein is the political successor of the fighting IRA.
That tells a lot about the Irish political corruption and that dialog and petitions are useless and a waste of time.

Algerian migrant stabs Irish children. Irish newspapers the next day:

>>369593
The IRA was a Communist terrorist organization that had enormous support from the USSR and Libya. It should not come as a surprise to anyone that their political arm is redder than a baboon's ass and doesn't give the faintest trace of a fuck about the people it was supposedly fighting for.

>>369637
>The IRA was a Communist terrorist organization
The IRA was a Nationalist Liberation organization assisted by British crown's adversaries.