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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
1099 replies and 141 files omitted.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30008
images.jpg
why...
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30009
>>30000
>>29999
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30010
30011 30012
>>30007
Dude, stop deleting posts ITT. It's uncool.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30011
30012
>>30010
This time ten
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30012
30013 30016
>>30010
Quiet, I'm grieving

>>30011
You're hostile to me anyways, like him
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30013
30014
>>30012
>I do anything you don't like
>hostile
Bruh, nah
I just want you to stop deleting
And who is "him"?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30014
30015
>>30013
The other Florida guy
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30015
30016
>>30014
Ah Tracy's faggot
If it's any consolation, Texas is a very nice state.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30016
30017 30018
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>>30012
>hostile
Oh hush, you. Learn to handle the bantz.
>>30015
Certainly good urban stability.
There's hardly anyone else in this state who was born and raised here.. Almost everyone else either moved here from somewhere else or is planning to go somewhere in the future..
Florida is still best state though.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30017
>>30016
Can confirm, I was not born and raised in Florida.
Florida is fairly nice, I'll give it that
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30018
30019 30020
1503364815915.gif
>>30016
>Thinks any state is as good as Texas
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30019
30021 30022
>>30018
Does Texas have gator riding orange slingers?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30020
30021 30023 30075
>>30018
I'll bite you to death!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30021
30022 30024 30081
>>30019
>>30020
Had a gator in our pool, gators across the road in the ditch, in the neighbor's yard, my county has more gators than people, and we have a special festival for alligators
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30022
30023 30081
>>30019
Ah fuck, it hurt to write something against my home state. I love you Texas
>>30021
Wait, really? A festival?
Also, how do you feel about gator tail?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30023
30025 30031 30081
>>30022
Are you also a Texas native?

Yes, a whole festival. I haven't eaten gator tail, although of course they sell it. I don't like eating strange animals

>>30020
I'll wrestle and ride you!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30024
30026
The wild and crazy adventures of Florida Man.jpg
>>30021
Hmmm.. Impressive..
Could never compete with our irl shitposting though.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30025
30026 30028
1445658035153.jpg
>>30023
If you want to wrestle a Floridian, you'd best come prepared!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30026
30027
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>>30024
You don't go to the best country held captive by the Union for the shitposting. You come for the superior food, low cost of living, and homely feel

>>30025
Of course. Laso first, then tie legs. Like they do at the Rodeo
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30027
30028
>>30026
[growls in Floridian]
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30028
30029
>>30025
>Florida man strikes again
Uh... My predilection for bestiality stops at horses. Legal in Texas by the way

>>30027
"Yee Haw!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30029
30031
>>30028
Only certain kinds of bestiality are illegal here. It's illegal to have sex with porcupines (they do it on a case-by-case basis, because they don't want to deal with the resistance)...
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30030
30032
>in character again
*feeds birdies again*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30031
>>30023
I was born there, but moved when I was pretty damn young
>>30029
TIL
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30032
30033 30034
>>30030
>In character again
*Rapes pony*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30033
30035
>>30032
>not in character again
"AGAIN YOU FUCKING RABBITS?"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30034
30035
>>30032
No, staph. Go greet the Spartans and come back when the birdies are a bit less hungry/hostile. They're hungry for hands right now.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30035
30036
>>30033
That's actually an interesting question. How much time has passed in game since the Space Cowboy sequence?

>>30034
>implying you have a choice
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30036
30038
>>30035
Not in front of the children, man..
>How much time has passed in game since the Space Cowboy sequence?
A few hours at best.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30037
30038
Also, going through Torc's items and I have a question
What the absolute fucking hell is a damn ass "ear cuff"?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30038
30039
>>30036
>FCC censorship
Hmmm...

>A few hours
That's technically enough, if not optimal

>>30037
I'm betting on those being the cuffs of holding from Korak, although those are on the hands

Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30039
>>30038
Nah, thats something else. Those are cuff links
I'm talking about the ear-cuffs of blinking
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30040
30041
Ah, holy shit.
So after some math:
Out of the 30050 some posts on /vx/ right now, 27620ish are mixed nuts related...
Wow
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30041
>>30040
>tfw our autism has consumed /vx/...
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30042
30043 30044
*pets birdies*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30043
30047
>>30042
*Pets non-raped pony*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30044
30045
>>30042
What class is Tracy mostly, I'm going full autism right now
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30045
30046
>>30044
Mostly Rogue.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30046
>>30045
Figured
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30047
30048
>>30043
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30048
30049 30087
>>30047
D'aww

Before leaving with Fae, Trumpaladin sets up a music player to play in infinite loop a set of American patriotic songs to slowly drive the equines insane ingrain the spirit of patriotism into his fiance's adopted children
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30049
30050 30051
>>30048
Do we have music players?
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30050
30053
Is GM alive?
>>30049
Since the eggs just hatched and the birds likely dont have feathers....

Are they man?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30051
30052 30053
>>30049
I don't know, but if Thez can do pop concerts and I could arrive in Port Barry to "Shoot to Thrill" I can play America the Beautiful and the Marine Corp Hymm on loop in the stables
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30052
30053
>>30051
Should add some John Denver and Johnny Cash to the mix
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30053
30054
>>30050
They have adorable downy fluff.
>are they man?
Idk yet.

Tracy spends the remainder of the day feeding the birdies and keeping them warm, and watching to prevent cainism.
>>30051
>>30052
Let them sleep first.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30054
30055
>>30053
It plays while they sleep

>>30053
What if she were invited to go to a Football Game with Trumpaladin?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30055
30056 30058 30061 30062
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>>30054
Birds take priority. You have to watch birds of prey at this age, to make sure one doesn't kill the other.
>playing music while they sleep
>being this bluepilled on falconry
Don't play music to chicks, especially not when they first hatched. It makes them retarded and unable to understand commands.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30056
30059 30062
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>>30055
I'm being a bit stingy because I love raising birds...

*coughs up 40 pounds of elephant meat*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30058
30063
>>30055
I just figured she'd want to do something like that with husbando eventually. She'd have many hours until the game, and then could just have Trollestia watch them.

We can play other things to them (like Locke's Second Treatise on audiobook)
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30059
>>30056
That's half her weight. No. Not possible
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30060
30071
>>30057 →

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30061
>>30055
>Inb4 child has wings
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30062
30063
>>30055
Again, TIL
Would they be drowning-in-the-fucking-rain retarded?
>Ihavestorys.png
>>30056
What kind of birds did you raise?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30063
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>>30058
>could just have Trollestia watch them
lol no
>play other things
Wait until they're mature, or else it fucks with their heads and command comprehension.
>Tracy's faggot raised falcons as a teenager, and a couple eagles.
>>30062
>Would they be drowning-in-the-fucking-rain retarded?
With recorded music? Yes.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30064
30067 30069
>>30063
*sighs*
I'll go with Slovenia then
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30065
30066
>>30063
Holy fuck today I really fucking learned.
You lucky bastard that sounds cool.
>now I know music turns falcons into turkeys
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30066
30072
>>30065
Don't rip on turkeys; they're smarter than most birds.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30067
30068 30069
>>30064
Tell her to send the mill workers to renovate the stables while you're at it.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30068
>>30067
That will end poorly one way or another. Let it wait for proper supervision
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30069
30070
>>30067
>>30064
And ask her if she needs any help with the GhostMobile. Tracy knows her way around a chisel.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30070
>>30069
Ha ha no
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30071
>>30060
Hello.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30072
30073
>>30066
My father raised turkeys, you couldn't leave them in the rain because they would drown.
Fucking retards.
Torc desides to turn in because nothing concerns him, but his faggot will still lurk
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30073
30074 30076
>>30072
Ah, domestic turkeys. Yeah, fuck those retards.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30074
>>30073
Yeah, the wild ones are great though.
Why did GM just disappear on us?
I wanted to see what intresting items Torc could find.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30075
30077
>>30020
oh no hes gonna eat my face!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30076
>>30073
You still need to recover the gems or at least tell someone else so they can do it
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30077
30078 30535
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>>30075
I'll eat everything but your face.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30078
30079
>>30077
yea i saw congratulations.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30079
30080
>>30078
[happy nerd noises]

[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30080
30082 30083
>>30079
>Pony is happy with some one else
*Jealous Paladin Noises*
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30081
>>30022
>>30021
>>30023
gator is fugging delicious.
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30082
>>30080
*confused minotuar noises*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30083
30084 30085
>>30080
Oh hush, she lets him appreciate other things.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30084
>>30083
What?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30085
30086
>>30083
Oh, you mean the happy noises were for the chicks
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30086
30089
>>30085
What did you think it was about?

*pets birdies while feeding them*
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30087
30088 30089
>>30048
*changes music to all star*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30088
30090
>>30087
No music!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30089
30090
>>30086
It was in a reply to an Infernius post

*delivers tea to Slovenia before leaving on Fae to meet the delegation*

>>30087
Now that will DEFINITELY stupefy the birds
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30090
30091 30092 30093 30097
>>30089
>>30088
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30091
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>>30090

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30092
>>30090
Whelp....

Looks like Infernius has thrown a wrench into Tracy's bird revering program

kek
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30093
30095
>>30090
*covers birds' ears*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Birds go "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Staph! You don't play music to baby birds. It makes them retarded!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30094
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>>30091
Stupid bull, recorded music is going to make them retarded like you!
Anonymous
iDsuF
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No.30095
30102
>>30093
jej i was singing itbadlyto myself.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30096
30100
"Oh come on Infernius! That's not even the best of Smash Mouth!"
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30097
>>30090
My nigga
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30098
30099
"Can I sing for the birds?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30099
30101
>>30098
"Serenade them!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30100
30101
>>30096
[growling pony noises]
Idk if that's allowed, desu. I used to hum to my birds, but only when they were adolescents.
Also, isn't he still at the bazaar?
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30101
30102 30104
>>30099
>Torc softly sings shadilay
>>30100
GM never came back, so Torc is at the tower, and has popped in to see this clusterfuck of emotions
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30102
30103
>>30095
>>30101
"Infernius. Torcuil. You know what we must do.

We must attempt Bohemian Rhapsody"
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30103
30107
>>30102
>one of the few songs I can sing well IRL
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
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No.30104
30105 30107
>>30101
Tracy is hugging her fuzzy, category 9 monsters, humming to giggling and sobbing hysterically, between mouths full of elephant past.
It's not a pretty scene, but it's still cute as fuck.
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30105
>>30104
Like I said, clusterfuck of emotions
Mrs. Sentry
73ar+
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No.30106
30108
All of you, stop trying to brainwash Tracy's birds!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30107
30109 30110
>>30103
>>30103
Trumpaladin jumps in

"Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality"

>>30104
Not cute
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30108
30111
>>30106
I 100% fully intend to brainwash these birds. The real training will begin when they are older