Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.
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>>26920I started working on this goldsteel helmet three days ago, right?
Can specific magic items have extra enchantments added to them? Like Glamour?
>>26921They weren't meant to be...
>>26922>unintentional sexual euphemismsKek. I figured
>gold steel helmetYou were saying up until four hours ago that are refusing to remove the metal you need to make it
>>26922>can specific itemsThey can, but as players get more fluent with the mechanics I'm inclined to be less helpful. ^_~
>>26924hypotheticly could a sword have more than 1 enchanment?
>>26923I was referring to the sword and the mace (figured they'd need moar).
>>26925Of course, but increased enchantments increase the difficulty, time, and resources necessary.
>>26926>law of diminishing returnsHave you figured out where the dark elves are going next yet?
>>26923Troll and Torc's date summed up in a picInfernius' faggot, are you on?
>>26929>Did not think ahead of how being the mother of two CR 9 animals would consume all this attentionI'd like to have another crack at Darky.
Also, unless they'bve got some epic transportation magic (which they could), they couldn't have moved far. It'd be best to scout surrounding settlements.
Tracy investigates Port Barry's urban planning and surrounding areas, looking to see where they could've fucked-off to so quickly.
Could be anywhere, but my money is on some clue to them being semi-nearby. They may have gone through the sewers, into the forest, or surrounding areas like Pip.
Who's in charge of the Gestapo force now?
>>26931Okay, good.
Torc uses the excese of hair Infernius gave him to teleport to his location.
"Now what in the nine layers of bloody hell do you think you're doing you flapping cunt?"
>>26932Considering Torc is an Admiral, I wounld say him? Maybe?
>>26932does port barry even have a sewer?
>>26935Idk. But I can imagine a hidden area under the docks.
>>26936"You damn walking stick of beef, No. Why would you even consider that?"
>>26934>AdmiralChain of command says you're the sheriff. Go down to the office and have them sweep the city.
Also, pls go pick-up those Assassin tools. >>26940First I gotta talk Infernius out of suicide
>>26939"No, just, no. WHY DO YOU WANT TO DIE?"
>>26941"me close to breaking point me fear what me may do. me do this for everyone's safety."
>>26940Wait, what Assassin tools?
>>26942"INFERNIUS YOU ARE A CLERIC, CHECK IF ITS YOUR CHILD"
>>26943"whats the point? thez no want anyway."
>>26943Darkie's knives, poison, etc.
Please pick them up from the detainment center.
>>26945Darkie?
>>26944Why the hell did you say that Thez?
"How do you know she was talking about your child? How do you know she didn't mean if it was Trump's?"
>>26946"me saw how she reacted, me know either way she no want."
>>26946The sandnigger who worked with the Drow who stole all of our loot.
Also, Infernius is a fucking Cleric. He should devote his life to clergy/monastery if he's that hopeless.
>>26948Torc is highly considering smashing his face in on a wall.
"DAMN IT JUST TALK TO THE BITCH."
Torc regains his composure
"You are making assumptions, that is very dangerious in a marrige"
>>26950"WHAT YOU JUST CALL THEZ!?!?"
>>26932I will seriously beat you about the face and torso with the information I've already given you several times (as in the info was given several times)
>>26951"LISTEN YOU FUCKING MCDOUBLE. TALK TO HER"
[1d20 = 6]>>26954GRAPPLE
"thez not bitch she love of me life you discount merlin."
>>26953Oh? I've deliberately said "Nearby city, swimming in wealth" like 6 times now,....
[1d20 = 20]>>26955HAHA IT WORKED
"SEE YOU DO LOVE HER, NOW TALK TO HER."
Dodge check
>>26957>20oh okay.
"me never claimed to not love her. but if you haven't noticed me not know where she is.""
>>26958>>26957Damn, this just keeps working in my favor
>inferius admited he loves Thez still>20 on dodge check >>26959Uhm, you were the one who said you didn't want to see her,....
>>26961that don't mean he don't love her.
>>26961This, and this would also be a good time for Thez to appear
>>26962"She's your fucking wife, just talk to her"
>>26964"I meant when she shows up"