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*polishes helmet*

>>26919
*polishes eggs*

>>26919
>>26920
Are those euphemisms?

>>26920
I started working on this goldsteel helmet three days ago, right?
Can specific magic items have extra enchantments added to them? Like Glamour?
>>26921
They weren't meant to be...

>>26922
>unintentional sexual euphemisms
Kek. I figured

>gold steel helmet
You were saying up until four hours ago that are refusing to remove the metal you need to make it

>>26922
>can specific items
They can, but as players get more fluent with the mechanics I'm inclined to be less helpful. ^_~

>>26924
hypotheticly could a sword have more than 1 enchanment?

>>26924
Oh..

>>26923
I was referring to the sword and the mace (figured they'd need moar).

>>26925
Of course, but increased enchantments increase the difficulty, time, and resources necessary.

>>26926
>law of diminishing returns
Have you figured out where the dark elves are going next yet?

>>26923
Troll and Torc's date summed up in a pic
Infernius' faggot, are you on?

>>26930
yep.

>>26929
>Did not think ahead of how being the mother of two CR 9 animals would consume all this attention
I'd like to have another crack at Darky.
Also, unless they'bve got some epic transportation magic (which they could), they couldn't have moved far. It'd be best to scout surrounding settlements.
Tracy investigates Port Barry's urban planning and surrounding areas, looking to see where they could've fucked-off to so quickly.
Could be anywhere, but my money is on some clue to them being semi-nearby. They may have gone through the sewers, into the forest, or surrounding areas like Pip.
Who's in charge of the Gestapo force now?

>>26931
Okay, good.
Torc uses the excese of hair Infernius gave him to teleport to his location.
"Now what in the nine layers of bloody hell do you think you're doing you flapping cunt?"

>>26932
Considering Torc is an Admiral, I wounld say him? Maybe?

>>26932
does port barry even have a sewer?

>>26933
"turning me self in."

>>26935
Idk. But I can imagine a hidden area under the docks.

>>26936
"You damn walking stick of beef, No. Why would you even consider that?"

>>26938
"me hang."

>>26934
>Admiral
Chain of command says you're the sheriff. Go down to the office and have them sweep the city. Also, pls go pick-up those Assassin tools.

>>26940
First I gotta talk Infernius out of suicide
>>26939
"No, just, no. WHY DO YOU WANT TO DIE?"

>>26941
"me close to breaking point me fear what me may do. me do this for everyone's safety."

>>26940
Wait, what Assassin tools?
>>26942
"INFERNIUS YOU ARE A CLERIC, CHECK IF ITS YOUR CHILD"

>>26943
"whats the point? thez no want anyway."

>>26943
Darkie's knives, poison, etc.
Please pick them up from the detainment center.

>>26945
Darkie?
>>26944
Why the hell did you say that Thez?
"How do you know she was talking about your child? How do you know she didn't mean if it was Trump's?"

>>26946
"me saw how she reacted, me know either way she no want."

>>26946
The sandnigger who worked with the Drow who stole all of our loot.

Also, Infernius is a fucking Cleric. He should devote his life to clergy/monastery if he's that hopeless.

>>26948
Torc is highly considering smashing his face in on a wall.
"DAMN IT JUST TALK TO THE BITCH."
Torc regains his composure
"You are making assumptions, that is very dangerious in a marrige"

>>26950
"WHAT YOU JUST CALL THEZ!?!?"

>>26932
I will seriously beat you about the face and torso with the information I've already given you several times (as in the info was given several times)

>>26952
Oh, I'll figure it out.

>>26951
"LISTEN YOU FUCKING MCDOUBLE. TALK TO HER"

[1d20 = 6]
>>26954
GRAPPLE
"thez not bitch she love of me life you discount merlin."

>>26953
Oh? I've deliberately said "Nearby city, swimming in wealth" like 6 times now,....

[1d20 = 20]
>>26955
HAHA IT WORKED
"SEE YOU DO LOVE HER, NOW TALK TO HER."
Dodge check

>>26957
>20
Snap

>>26957
>20
oh okay.
"me never claimed to not love her. but if you haven't noticed me not know where she is.""

>>26958
>>26957
Damn, this just keeps working in my favor
>inferius admited he loves Thez still
>20 on dodge check

>>26959
Uhm, you were the one who said you didn't want to see her,....

>>26961
that don't mean he don't love her.

>>26961
This, and this would also be a good time for Thez to appear
>>26962
"She's your fucking wife, just talk to her"

>>26964
"I meant when she shows up"

Cardishore?
Tracy is still alone in the stables, right? No other player characters are present in the tower?

>>26966
Trump?

>>26967
He went out.

>>26965
*continues walking untill thez shows up.*

>>26970
Oh god, I'm gonna regret this
Torc waits until infernius is just about out of sight
"THEZ IS A WHORE"
He then runs like a bat out of hell

>>26971
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*mind breaks*
"I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN SCOTSMAN!!"

>>26972
"OH SHIT"
Teleporting commences

>>26971
>Fightclub is a literal whorehouse
I get the feeling that she wouldn't be as offended as you think.
You had better run though.
>>26972
>seconds before I was posting
.. yep... Guessed right.

>>26972
Unstoppable laughter echoes from the surroundings

>>26977
"Nice try, you want Dimensional Lock." <whoof>

>>26972
>>26971
and with that infernuis changes alignment.

>>26977
Just, stop rolling
>>26976
"THEZ, TALK TO YOUR MCDONALDS COMBO OF A HUSBAND"

>>26980
"implying she could stop darth infernuis."

>>26977
>4
For a player who gets power from his god, Infernius doesn't have very good luck...
>>26979
No staph, I was going to fix him, but changing now will fuck up muh plan.
>>26981
>inb4 neck snaps

>>26981
"As above, so below"
Infernius is incapacitated

>>26983
Torc catches his breath.
"Thanks Thez"

>>26983
"let me go wench."

>>26982
blame torc.

>>26985
Shush, you're incapacitated. Incapacitated means 0 hp and unconscious.

>>26987
*says in dream*

>>26987
"Thez, can I talk to you?"

Does Torc know any spells that cause penalties to Will saves?

>>26989
A shadowy silhouette of Thez materializes nearby. "Speak." the sound comes from an indeterminate location, but not the shadow.

A random stick from the brush and surroundings pokes Infernius, and he springs awake. <whooof>

>>26991
"Talk to your damn husband"
>>26992
"Shit"
Teleports away

[1d20 = 14]
>>26992
*charges torc*

>>26993
"Hmmpfh." The shadow evaporates.

>>26995
"kill it i don't care anymore."
*heads back toward the tower.*

>>26995
"and kill tracy's while you are at it."

>>26997
*Earth shakes*

>>26996
>>26997
Fucking edgier than bismuth

actually i go to bens jewlery shop.

>>27001
Stupid bull is stealing muh gig..
>tfw so focused on motherhood that you forget to be edgy

>>27002
That will take you a while,... you did walk/run a good deal,....

>>27004
"uatchit."

>>27005
She appears, Thez is done using GM haxx

>>27006
i get on and head to bens.

>>27007
As Infernius flies off geddit? "flies"? Thez can be heard goading "Oh NOW you decide to use rapid transit,...."

>>27008
yep.

>>27009
META time: what the hell are you trying to achieve?

>>27010
youve made him snap. youll see what happens next.

If Trump is here, how hard would it be to place a word-filter so that "meta" was translated into "I'm a faggot"?

>>27010
This.
Come on. Even I a chart-cuck like me could figure out how to fix the situation.
Let's play the fucking game.
pic unrelated

>>27011
NOW THATS EDGY AS FUCK

am i at bens yet?

>>27011
Well do it quickly, m8.
I had a whole laundry list of irrationally-destructive/edgy shit for Tracy to do when she heard that, but none of them would've taken this long.

Also, if Infernius became CE, wouldn't he immediately lose all of his Clerical powers? We don't have another Cleric, so he's fugged if he loses Hitler's blessing.