Reposting>>22626 →>Court City would not be as effective
Yeah, I think it wouldn't be either. But look at it this way. The court city used to control the entire planet. If just ten percent of the cities still want a suzerain, then that means if we take the court city, then we have the court city, those two cities, and a Casus Belli to conquer whoever is attacking the cities we take as protectorates>Tracy would have followed
If she's being cooperative, then Trumpaladin would have cut it short with Adam, and then taken her to the Crime scene since she's obviously the best character to look for clues and he doesn't have to fuck Slovenia to get back at her for ditching>>22627 →
I love this idea too
Wtf do posts keep disappearing?
For the most part, I don't
"This appears to have been an indigenous raiding party. They were disorganized, and had poor strategy. I doubt that anyone was behind it, though their presence indicates they may have a village somewhere.">>22585 →
You'll get your chance, though I am sorry it didn't play out.
You guys r silly btw
Uh... the "you" was referring to me. How do I all of the stuff I do while not being intoxicated>>22648>>22649
I was really pissed off when you refused to cooperate last night, so I need to do something
but your better than him man.
But Tracy's faggot keeps pissing me off...
you dont have to delet my posts
I was salty because you were indifferent and going along with the evil-edgy thing...
What's wrong with killing trolls?
GM, were those troll hides or troll bones useful at all for Tracy's armor? I want to make masks out of their skulls and/or faces.
I doubt more armor would do you much good, it eats into speed and dexterity
Other than aesthetics, no
Troll hide seems thicker than hydraskin. Anyway, the mask is the cool part. Infernius said he wanted the bones too anyway.
Are you good?
Trump's faggot keeps editing my posts...
And hide a pretty face?
Like you don't already know the answer to that
is there a way for me to make a mold of the troll skulls?
Idk what he actually saw though.
Well, I kinda glossed over some of the bits that resulted in this current exchange, and the pic is in relation to that. I had hoped it would blow over,....>>22673
I'm also interested in this, for shoulder-plates and helmets and whatnot.
It's bone. It shatters easily. Get something real, like steal
to make an adamantium helmet in the shape of a troll skull.
Wouldn't a helmet fitted to a minotaur skull work better for you?
troll skulls are scarier, and im gonna need to be scary if we are gonna be rezing those pirates.
Our reputation will be scary enough. Besides, Minotaurs are threatening. These were weak ass trolls we were facing, but we are strong>>22686
Take your meds
Oh FFS you two,... you fight like ur actually married
Skulls are aesthetic.
Yeah, the masks wouldn't be a far cry from that.
Trump, please (read: bitch), can you not?
Nothing will ever
happen with Ponimaru (remember, their first meeting had him gutted), and even if, she cray cray. That aside, deleting/editing posts only makes things confusing.
But he keeps doing his own little side projects when needed to do other things in the group. Last night the tracking skills would have been useful at the bank, but he just had to do ponimaru stuff instead. And this has happened many other times, like during the battle with the tarrasque when he diverted to go after the body of Kefka instead of attacking the dangerous monster in front of us. This was after a like 30 minute conversation on this exact point. He just keeps doing it and if he keeps on doing it it's going to explode for all of us, so I figured it's best to do something now rather than let it be a problem every weekend
Thez leans over to GM.
"You know, leashes aren't just for kink anymore."
GM glares at Thez. "Look what you did."
TBH, I don't care what you guys do to eachother. I do ask that posts not get edited or deleted, but thats a request (not a demand), and as long as the game can/does continue I'm really (REEEEEALY) disinterested in the play-by-play.
"I'nis, are you here? I need to ask you something," Thez says, reaching a conclusion.
"Would you mind joining my faggot's rabbit for just a quick sec?"
"Mr Trump,... I'm sorry to bother you, but I sorta need your opinion." Thez asks, her hands clasped behind her back, rocking back and forth almost like she has to pee, except not quite.
"Hold on then," she says offering her hand.
I am indeed alive.
Everything was deleted for wrongthink, so not much.
Drama. Same as always>>22724
REEEEEE, ORWELIAN GOVERNMENT
Holy shit, thats a lot of missing posts
inb4 we all somehow get banned
It was a whole conversation about troll skulls.
It wouldn't surprise me...
Doesn't need a reason, apparently.
Can we all just try to get along now?
We were, until you started deleting/editing posts.
I don't think we were
Okay, everyone but you
was getting along fine.
So, now what are we doing?
I wish it weren't this way. I really wish it weren't
No damn it, I'm not banning anyone
I just wish things weren't this way
were on the same side you know.
>mfw this could've been a good thread...
whats wrong? lets talk it out.
[happy pony noises]I'm still mad at you.
*Sad but petting paladin noisesAnd I was really mad at you. Can we just try to get along... Please... please...
>>22759this. thats infernuis's main goal.
I'm too exhausted to deal with this horseshit tonight...
If GM has something interesting planned, I'll lurk for a bit more to check that out, but otherwise it beat time for me.
I'll wait on GM for another 10 mins before I turn in.
Sorry, the 'interesting' bits are,... subtle
Happening in PM. Pic absolutely related
I can lurk, if there will be anything worth reading.
Actually, no.. i need to yet up at 5:00 tomorrow..
Probably best to sleep then.>>22768
How! (in the stereotypical native-american greeting)
Did Torc find anything about the missing money?
I think the situation is resolving, but>>22770
Yes, and I've been trying to get to that for most of the night, but there have been pressing matters.
I understand, thats fine
Almost finished I think
can we watch some minecraft lets plays?
Not on mondays. I didn't pick the video for its content, but if you don't realize the irony of the content, I'll fill you in later.
>>22777>wasting trips again
GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT
I can't use rabb.it because no android website
"Sorry, I broke a rule again,... there's been game-related going off off-board. I'm sorry for that, but I am confident that it was a necessary (and exception to the rule)"
POST IT ALL TO THE BOARD
>>22780>even more confused
Lets just say that Torcuil attempted his consultation, Infernius attempted his,... well,... Thez knows a thing or two about psychology in her own right.
For those of a apocryphal bent, Thez just taught the lesson of Saint Magdalene (you WON'T find that one WRITTEN)
I'm so damn confused right now
what did you mean by this?>Infernius attempted his,… well,…
Poor punctuation on my part. It should read "infernius attempted his, and well,...."
Is she named after Our Lady of Fatima?
im still confused as to what you mean.
Magdalene? As in Mary Magdalene? I'm getting (uncharacteristically) biblical here. Mary Magdalene was deserving of the title of "whore" given the bent and disposition of Catholocism, but she was no less (indeed MORE) of a prophet and a disciple of Jesus than ANY of the others, precisely BECAUSE of her application of the feminine attributes/virtues. She had the ability to 'give' them things that no other could/would.
I meant Thez/Gilana de fatima
Mary Magalene was a priestess of the goddess of love. If one can understand this in the context of her also "being a whore",....
There is heavy and deliberate influence, yes.
Look, I'm going to state outright; I'm not going to illustrate or describe what has transpired. To do so would both ruin the significance, and destroy the ultimate aim of the exercise. Stuff was said, stuff was done, and things were expressed. I do not explicitly detail for a variety of reasons. What I will say is that Thez has a better understanding of the circumstances around her that she observes, and has done her due diligence in working to improve the situation.
>brain short circuts
"I love you guys, truly. Some more than others admittedly, and I'nis above all and pre-eminently, but not exclusively. Sorry, but its true."
*infernuis goes to the mountains to brood*
Where is Torc?
"I love you unequally as well">>22799
"You don't have to speculate where on the chain you are">>22800
In the tower with ben probably, unless he wants to be at the crime scene
"Oh you,... don't be sad. You totally missed the role I put you in!" Xp
*digs a hole big enough for me and lies in there for awhile*
"Why you sad Inferius? She said she loves you most of all"
Torcuil is finishing up his investigation of the scene. In his determination, there were no less than 4 participants to the crime, given the foot-traffic. They were all of slight build (smaller than humans), and were coordinated, in that they largely disguised their movements by stepping in their own footprints. They acted with deliberation and efficiency, and left SCANCE trace of their activity.
How much material did they steal? And I don't mean value. I mean physical weight and volume>>22806
"So why sad?"
Are elves smaller than humans?
It could also be dwarves...
How did they get in the vault?
"If I didn't love everyone, I wouldn't be the person who you have come to love right? In a lasting sense, you're the one who wears my
ring, and I yours. Please don't be distressed in that I felt the correct course of action was to tend to someone else for a moment."
"me know what happend"
The footprints suggest that they compromised one of the walls, but there is no evidence on/around the wall to show how it was done. The wall is solid and un-marred.
Not nearly the equivalent of the jew hoard, but ~50k gold worth of bullion and materials.
"I can say truthfully that it wasn't as bad as you are probably thinking."
Of course, professinals
"Troll, can you think of common species smaller than a human?">>22812
How could all of that be stored? A single bag of holding? Several? Entire wagons? A ship?>>22811
What do the footprints look like?
Were Elves and dwarves not good enough answers?
"Most species' are smaller than humans. By the size, I am want to think elf, but elves are not known for engaging in this level of strategic nefarity. Wait. Well,... not high elves at least," she says with a sigh.
Torc, remembers something
"Troll, have any of hhe elves we saved gone missing?">>22815
Exuse me, is this your case?>>22816
Never confirmed or denied
Clearly everyone missed the foreshadowing when GM previously indicated he had read MANY books pertaining to the Drow, the Underdark, etc.
Also, Tracy DID express a desire to get her hands on drow-knockout poison, didn't she?
"Either the gold was removed by land, by air, by sea, or it's still here. Perhaps a plane shift or astral gate, but I'm betting land and sea>>22818
It's my case now>>22819
The hell is drow?
Did Tracy fuck us all again?
Trollestia narrows her eyes and utters, "Dark-elves."
Thez gets an enthusiastic look on her face and asks, "Dark elves?">>22820
Lenos leans over and whispers, "Dark-elves"
>>22819>drow>there are drow elves
Torc took it first. You didn't want it
Quick rundown - Dark elves are like elves, except with an elf's commitment to organized crime
Yes I did! I wanted to go with Tracy and you wanted the trolls, then everything was screwed up when Tracy forced herself onto the trolls, and blah
>drow elves are mostly immune to magic
I hate this shit.
>as though from a cheesy fighting game, GM exclaims
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!!
"I'm going to need two
bolters for this"
If Trump was really dedicated to this city, he would put it first.>>22827
*curls into a ball in the hole*
*Pats Minotaur consolingly*
"I'll make it up to you, I promise," she says, knowing her words will avail little, but cementing the intent to be witnessed by all and delivered upon in time.
"throw dirt on me"
I was dedicated to addressing both issues simultaneously. Anyways, the Orcs are defeated and now we must deal with the Dark Eldar
The fuck is an Eldar
So to Tl;dr everything, yes. The party has a new opponent, and one who has their game on tight. Don't expect any favoritism in this one, there's a player in the midst of this. ^_~>>22833
"It wasn't how you think, but I won't fault you for your melancholy. It wasn't my first choice, but I won't apologize. I did my best." Thez says as Infernius burrows deeper into the earth.
"Not just any Eldar. Dark
"Where do these Dark Eldar reside?"
Can't say I know anything about it>>22837
Yay, a new opponent,
Right before I leave...
*infernuis sobs harder at this*
I now retire what little dignity I have at messing up the bold
She smiles, "I don't need/want thanks, I want everyone to stop fighting each-other.">>22839
Its not like you or the party are immediately fighting them, you're just becoming aware.>>22840
"Oh quit being a baby!" she mutters something about bulls and feels.
"Inferius... I know you want to bury yourself, but we must first bury our enemies.
Shall we target the Dark Eldar first? Find the source of the Orc Whag? Or shall we go on Crusade against Heretics?"
"They insulted us though by stealing from us. We must murder them. Unless we can conquer other shit more easily first">Thanks
"It was sarcasm"
Thez perks up for a moment.
"Does this mean spooder? SPOODER!!!"
She's all smiles again, for reasons that may be detailed.
Fun fact, while I know Thanksgiving may be a holiday that anons have requirements, responisbilities, and obligations toward, GM is only working until 10a on wed and has thursday/friday off (in addition to the weekend).
I only just learned this today. So IF players are around in/around the 4-1/2 day weekend, I'm already in development for plot devices and developments.
Not surprising, Thez has weird boundaries
I have a city I need to go on a diplomatic mission to.
Saint Nixon opened up trade with Red China... I strive to be like him. Except, you know, do a better job at hiring burglars
Thez, pacing about chants: "Spoo Der! Spoo Der! Spoo Der!">>22848>burglars
Check w/ the fight club
Also, that reminds me. To do with the Trolls, it occurs to me that the party has at its beck and call, a number of civilian forces which were more than sufficient in combatting the adversary (the trolls). Consider FURTHER delegation in the future?
We have an Imperial Guard to purge the Orcs? Excellent. Great way to train them.>>22849
I shall make you proud, Saint Nixon>>22847
>>22846I can't be around. But if everyone else can just have Torc fall into a coma>>22849
"I don't want to know what she is going about. I'm just gonna head back to the tower, later guys."
Torc then turns to Trollestia
"Thanks for the help. I appriciate it."
Then he walks bakk to the towerI'm heading out. See you guys tomorrow
Oh, NOW you're glaring,....>>22851
THIS, SO VERY AND EMPHATICALLY THIS!
Thez tells everyone "Remember, even if it isn't about Love (which is a subjective concept/experience in its own), its equally about "Not-hate". Please be well, until next time," she smiles warmly and sincerely.
"Help me crusade!"
"whats the point?"
>>22855>Until next time
Oh No you Don't! I have more questions
Also, come to think of it, Nixon didn't know jack-shit about how to run a monetary policy. Gonna have to borrow from Saint Reagan for that
"But you were so happy to do it earlier..."
GO TO SEE SECHS
Unless Thez knows.
She probably doesn't though
"What do you know about the Court City? Would it be in a state of anarchy now that Kefka is gone?"
"Hard to say, the court city is said to be filled with Kefka's most favorable adherents, though that is no doubt to do with the threat of death that hung over everyone's head. They might be most receptive."
"Receptive to what, do you believe?"
Thez squats down next to Infernius, deliberately (but glancingly) showing her lady-parts (there's a subtle message there). She runs her hand through his mohawk, even though he's not feeling it.
"You,... I couldn't have asked that of anyone else. Thats one of the reasons I love you. When you're ready to come out, I'll be here," and she sets up a simple tent JUST on the edge of Infernius' hole.
"To new management, who doesn't toss them to the Dog whenever they displease or dissatisfy."
"How much of Port Barry is known to them?"
"I doubt they have heard of the rapid expansion, but the existence of the port is well known."
"Is there an aristocratic class we need to worry about, should we venture there?"
Why ever would there be aristocrats in a court city, GM asks dryly and with several loads of sarcasm.
Alot of that will depend on dice rolls and diplomacy. Too early to determine
*gets up and enters tent*
Can I get a dog collar or something for Slovenia? I feel like she's going to physically assault someone at some point, and I'll need something to grab onto.
Also does she want perfume? I need to get her perfume so that way Tracy can smell it on me
infernuis: cuck status confirmed.
I'll think about i(recent posts. For now, GM is snore
No more than Jesus was, was he
a cuck? Incidentally, ever read the Koran? Its fine if no, but there's a concept I was hoping to reference.
I'm going to have to deal with a whole lot of horseshit crashing down on me in meatspace for the indeterminate future.. so please don't feel offended if I don't play as hard...
Can I get a quick rundown on what has happened since last night, before I head off to join the rat race again?
How much time has passed since conception?
Not a lot happened last night,
"Well there was,"
QUIET you. Torcuil successfully concluded that there is a team of Dark Elves who are responsible for stealing the Port's wealth. Beyond that, it was bants and shitposting (per usual).
Are we going to go to the Underdark?
Tend to meatspace anon, I've got a 4-1/2 day weekend coming up, and I am planning on using every bit of it to orchestrate, illustrate, and develop in.>>22884>Underdark
Technically, the underdark is a particular locale pertaining to a particular world. This interaction is on-going in the Game world, so explicitly no,... but Infernius has realized his ability to plane shift, as can Torcuil and Lenos. Venturing outside the Game is now a very real possibility.
P.S. Legends of escaping the world (re: the Terrasque, etc.) were just silly rumors and stories. In truth, Plane Shift is all that was ever necessary, its just that no players previously had made that connection.
I have a few minutes.>No players had ever made the connection
Don't all high-level Clerics get that spell?>re: the Tarrasque
I don't follow.On that note, there's technically two Tarrasque now...
No, no one has checked on the game-ball, but per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge. There's always only one.>spell
Yes, and not just clerics (its a 5th level cleric spell, and a 7th level mage spell) but many players have been noobs (no bully) and either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising characters. The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be
. Its sad really, but it is part of what led me to try this game on an anon-board; tl;dr I have no regrets. ^_^
Previously, I alluded to the defeat of the Terrasque as potentially opening a gate or doorway to other dimensions as a plot device to give players an apparent 'ultimate' goal, while omitting the fact that players/characters have always possessed the ability to go wherever and do whatever (I gotta keep SOME things to chance and character development!). So while I had said "If you beat the Terrasque, you may be able to go 'home' (in reference to the "you died to get here" story-element)", that was literally a dangled carrot to lead the donkey to the next adventure.
Sidenote for Trump - Slovenia is partial to the smell of Pine trees.
>>22888>the game-ball has turned to sludge
Kek. Like EVER so much of this Game, it wasn't planned, its just how things played out. Don't sweat it. Its not like there can't be other game-balls, and that was just a momentary inspiration to suggest that Football was (among other things) derived of defeating a monstrous opponent (which in a way, it is)
Yeah, I just feel kind of bad for losing the boss trophy, for everyone.. Trophies make the monsters worth fighting, after all. That's what muh dungeon was for...
On that note, it's too bad we never actually got to meet the trolls. I was going to attempt some futile diplomacy and jokes, before the intense melee began. Trolls are some of my favorite fantasy creatures, be they friends or foes.
>>22888>per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge
*replaces inferius's place in the hole, curls up, and cries*
>>22888>The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be.
This is the cool part about being a noob.
I'll just build a new secret underground lair, somehow.. A cool place for all the Ebil player characters to hang out and store their skulls and trophies.
>>22896>Not a private bedroom for self and husband
*rubs self in pine needles*
*buys pine air freshener*>>22888
> either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising character
I need to conquer this planet first>too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be
How long until I can get the God-Emperor prestige class?
Important things happened off-board in PM
Also, the Court City might be take-able by diplomacy
>>22852>>22853I would make a gay joke but I'm to touched>>22883
Haha I was right
For what purpose?
The way he'd most like to live is more or less the way the apartment in Port Barry is set up: a position that reminds him of his conquests. A room that is massive, and gives a full view of a city or landscape that he has some degree of ownership over, from atop a tower that is itself impressive, a feat of engineering, and is at least some degree his.
A dark hole in the ground is kind of the exact opposite. He would wonder "why are you hiding? What are you so ashamed of? Don't you feel proud? And if you are proud of who you are and what you have accomplished, why not show it off?" Or at least that's the way his thoughts would run if ever articulated.
If you mean a sort of "hunting trophy" room to have sex in, yeah, he'd definitely use that, although he'd probably wonder why the trophies aren't displayed, you know, publicly.
tl;dr for fug, yes
Where was it being kept anyway?
Under lock and seal but visible through heavy glass in the Stadium's reliquary, of course
I feel like I missed something important last night...
Story happened off board, leaving GM and Inferius knowledgable. And then GM worded a statement in a way that confused Inferius. And then I worded a question in a way that confused GM. >>22907
You missed a couple questions that you can read the answers to in this thread, and a couple things that involve other characters
I didn't understand last night...>>22908>confused Inferius
Also confused me to hell and back
no jesus wasnt a cuck and i guess im not eiter, no i havent read it but im familiar with a few concepts in it.
Idk wtf happened last night to make Infernius bury himself in a hole, but I guess it's better not to pry.
Before we go hunting Droves, can I work on item crafting? Some minor rings or cloaks and what not?
I want to make a journey to Spinitar, and perhaps the Court City. Want to go? (I intend on not killing anything. But if shit comes up...)
The trip shouldn't come immediately. There'd be preparations to make.
I'm going to craft some basic items first.
It's a purely diplomatic effort (although having a spy would be great). If there's trouble or difficulties, I just run straight back.
If a creature's ability says it's used "at will" does that imply it's ability is a free action?
Some of these monsters are spooky...
I think that's a reference to what preparations are required and how many times a day it can be done.
Is the next session starting Friday or when?
GM stated that there are more days open for session this week because of thanksgiving. I believe he said he works until 10AM Wednesday
>Torcuil is gonna have to coma for a while
GM, how can I make this happen?
>Tocuil, suddenly keeling-in to the stress caused by being surrounded by psycopaths, has a midlife crisis and hides himself away in a cave, protected by the most elaborate magical shield
>He claims to be studying his magic, but faint sobbing can be heard echoing at the entrance
>Nobody can convince him to come out; everyone decides to just give him his space let him get it out of his system
>He occasionally appears in the kitchen to look for haggis, but teleports away at the first sign of company
Say he tried to examine the source of Sad Alex's power, but in an accident, turned himself into a statue, to revive another day
Mine is funnier Although maybe a bit mean...
This is kinda funny. May use, let me think.>>22922
Ehhh, maybe. Though statue is a good idea
Oh by the way, I may need to borrow Trollestia while you're out
You do realize Torc doesn't own her...
shit man that's terrible.
I had to ask a couple questions that asking them in thread would have resulted in some unavoidable meta-decisions.>>22910
If you ever get the chance, look up the "Anima".
"That's RIGHT you're not, you're bottom bitch!" she's been like this all day. "Hey, did you hear about the time Infernius crawled into the tent with me? It was fucking in tents!">sigh>>22916
"IKR? Nigel's head would explode if he ever went to the infernal realms. All day, everyday, someone's ALWAYS popping off saying,... that blasphemy phrase,... simply because they can. At will is haxx.">>22920
All of a sudden, Torcuil starts twitching and his arms start spasming. He appears to be having a seisure, and he collapses on the ground. He's still breating, but he's deathly still.
Thez starts writing on his face with a pen. I told you, she's been like this all day.
GM, if I level-up Tracy as a Blackguard, can I have an Undead Companion instead of a living fiendish servant? Tracy isn't going to use a mount or cohort, but I want a spooky butler.
I'm willing to do any kind of mission or prereqs to get the necessities for a good one.
I haven't been able to use my paladin powers to kill any undead yet...
>fucking in tents!
top fucking jej
I haven't been able to use my cleric powers to kill any undead yet
i hold torcs neck and make sure he dosent bite off his tounge.
Might it be a good idea to place leather or something in his mouth?
Nah, he's still. He's in a coma. No, I don't know what he's doing, that didn't (necessarily) happen. That was kind of a visual caveat toward asking the GM about putting themselves in comas, or other easily and cruelly ironic (or even literal!) requests. ^_^
does he have any robe pockets?
I'm still not sure he had an aneurysm or whatever, but yes he has robe pockets>>22935>>22932
Thez glares at GM. "I agree."
That's all I need to dream.
Be content with a fiendish servant. Whe you make it to 5th level black guard after two more level ups>Upon or after reaching 5th level, a blackguard can call a fiendish... horse or pony
Hmmmm. That gives me a fiendish idea.
>Wonders why Thez is suddenly so giddy and elated
i take a shit in one of his pockets
Yeah, but Tracy is
a fiendish pony.
I'd rather have a servant of hoo-manoid shape, like a Fallen Paladin's undead companion. That way he could shoot arrows, fit armor on her, help craft items, read books, or any other things that are difficult for a little mudpony to do by herself.
Also, I've always wanted a spooky skeleton butler. I'm willing to cross any distance to make the phylactery.
Did I miss something?
Thez gave Trump some advice. No spoilers
The Koran has some useful information about the Anima.
oh i am familiar with jung
I'm not in it yet you retard
Does Tracy have time to craft anything?
Are a massive massive asshole
Stop stealing muh gig
jej gm how bad does minotuar shit smell?
i didnt pickpocket i shitpocketed.
I'm not ready for the coma yet. I wa asking GM if it could even happen
Kek, you can tell he has a massive asshole too by the size of the shit>>22958
A still conscious Torcuil finds his coat pockets to be far heavier than he recalls
Don't tempt me then!
>>22960I still need something starting tonight. Is that fine?>>22959
Go choke on a bag of dicks
>>22961>a bag of dicks
TRACY! Do you have dildos or sex toys?
You can go choke on the condom your dad should have usedI'm sorry>>22963
Uh,... yeah, I suppose so
that was a very shitty thing to say.
THEZ! You definitely have to have some worn down and over used sex toys
I'm a shitty personI really am sorry.>>22965
I have seen the demons of hell, and they looked like beutiful angels compared to... that.
It shall be your guardian angel during your away time
*considers curseing trump for such a statement*
I hate that name>>22971
Correction: I hate you in general
where will his angel sleep?
Very near is certain
will he seep in torcs CAVE?
This thread hasn't been very good...
Says anon who posted the muscle-dildo
I mean, GM has a point here
Can Tracy begin crafting now?
Torc looks for a place selling far away goods.
i thought i finished it for you.
You mean the bazaar? The town square that has been staring the party in the face for the whole ime? A veritable mall of,....ahem
Yes, you can go to the bazaar.>>23001
Tracy get's to work on a Cloak of Charisma, and a Ring of Evasion.
rips trips and quads.
are those bastard swords done?
Did somebody say bazaar? I love bazaars. Even though they're always run by Arabs, still good, honest people to trade with.
Never mind, Torc begins browsing hoping to find some magical items.
With your levels, you could probably craft anything you want, with tips from Lenos.
"Saaay, you like to collect dead things don't you? You wouldn't happen to have Kefka's wing would you?"
>>22996its gonna be okay.
>>23010Just what the fuck has been the point of the last three years of my life? I think I'm stuck now
Yeah, but why make my own shit when I can buy it and have GM come up wihh the ideas.
Plus, I can't think of something to make
>>23011everything works out in the end.
*looks almost giddy at the chance to show off her collection*
*whispers, ushering Thez off to the side* "Yep, I even dried them out in the dark to preserve their color. Would you like to see them?"I'm glad I mentioned her pitting it in the bag, before the dungeon was kill.
Trumpaladin goes to the Weapons shop and or armor shop
I thought that was cleaned out?
Could it have restocked since then?
"You,... dried them?">>23015>Belligerent duck
"Welcome sir, is this your first time here?"
Is there a place for artifacts and magical items?
I also need some exotic foods
"Only enough to keep them from rotting; the rigidity is pretty much the same. You have to dran the blood out of these things if you don't want them to get all stiff and eaten by worms."
"I don't think so. What've you got that accentuates killin'. Or helps in protectin'. Preferably I'd like to see any new acquisitions since the re-opening of trade"
How long should these take?
>>23012... Will you help me craft?
Those are wondrous items with extremely high costs and extremely high buffs. You don't just ask "can you have it done by Tuesday"
Torc could help, but currently he is shopping what do you need
Any spells or enchantments that Tracy might need in her crafting.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mask_of_the_Skull
"But of course habibi! EVERY booth holds ancient and wonderous artifacts!" A bald-headed fellow greets.>>23021
A few days>>23023
Not a few days?
where is infernuis at?
Holy shit. Uh, GM what would I need to do for this?">>23026
"Anything good in the magic department?"
"Impress me. I've seen a lot of shit over the past few months, so that won't be easy. We have more money than God, so it'll be worth your while"
>a few days
Those weren't that important to me. Tracy is going shopping next.>>23030
I will find a way.
We still have those troll skulls.
>>23033>finger of death>animate object>fly
i go to the town square and talk to some npcs
Okay, Torc knows fly, animate object shouldn't be to hard. Finger of death.....>>23034
Don't forget the hydra skulls
>a bald man approaches
So 3 gather informations, and one diplomancy?
B E G O N E
D E M O N
rick harrison you are not welcome here!!
Is there a spooky/dark side of town where Tracy can find all the ebil merchandise spooky wares?>>23037
I was meaning to make a helmet out of one of those one day.
Understandable, have a nice day>>23039
Oh, Tracy can use >>23038
I don't want that one...
But it's scary enough
She could do something with it... just not wear it on her face...
can you make it into a cod piece for me?
Ohhhhh, so now
you reach your limit for evil
No. Kill Starlight [REDACTED]
, then you can use her skull as a death mask
She hasn't met him yet.
can i keep her mane?
[20d1 = 20]>>23050
Oooh, there we go.
Torc stabs the bitch
Please tell me I'm the first roll
[1d20 = 6]>>23053
Fucking hell, not again
I'm never rolling again
Wait. That was unintentional
? Tippitty top fucking kekles!
>>23053>>23055>that was a legit accident>not even ironic>mfw
Torc getting raped was less embaressing than this shit
And like getting raped, it happen a second time
>GM died from my stupidity
It has been said, so it shall be
If I get more ranks in Gather Information, can I find better wares around town?
Nah, he's working with a calculator. Two of us got shit rolls so...
atleast you guys get to do stuff the universe is ignoring me again.
Could be worse. Could make you go all the way across the fucking country before telling you to fuck off
Can't lose your dignity if you didn't have any to begin with.
The one is fitted, yes.Oh, I forget to reply to one post out of over a dozen shitposts
Pussies. It could always
I've been looking for an excuse to max-out that skill.
Me too, thanks
yea im glad gm isnt a douche.
May as well say I do too, while we're being fags.
Well, Torcuil finds a vendor with a robe of pockets n pockets.
Its a robe with limitless pockets. Everywhere. There are even pockets inside of the pockets, but the pockets are all pocket-size
>>23079The rest of us can be at times though..
Yeah. This game has been pretty consistently fun. I love it.
Tracy discovers a wand of sneezes, guaranteed to upset your oppponent at the worst time.
Well shit, I'll take one of those
"Yeah, no thanks."
Torcuil looks for some tropical fruit
Fucking take it, you bitch.
What the hell do you store in pocket sized pockets?
We aren't talking pockets that can store and infinite amount of items.
We are talking pockets all over the robe.
That meme made me sad. That poor GM>>23086>fruit
Plenty of that though. Take your fill
Sounds pretty awesome, imo...
>>23091Pls take the robe. I'll take it from you if you don't want it.
GM!!!! Korak said something about a "tropical island where I found her. Beautiful place." Is there a market for Tourism? Can I do some investigations?
You know what, fuck it.
Torc buys the stupid ass robe. Maybe he could find a porpose for it some day.>>23092
Torc buys all the bananas
Can it at least give my enemies light colds?
If you don't want it...
Korak said what?>>23098
And there were bananas>>23099
this. if torc dont go we gotta make him tell us about it.
Points rod at.... I'm not that much of a jerk..
At space full of nothing.
"Not for you">>23102
Torc teleports himself and the bananas to the stablesI'm suprised no one picked up on my plan
During the festivities after Korak arrived when he was talking to Trump and Tracy, he started talking about Slovenia. He said "I found her on this tropical Island. Beautiful place. Even more beautiful mare" something like that. It just screams out to me as a potential resort destination in a world with wealthy people no existing international trade.
I think I know an NPC who might know something about that place...
Actually, I think I know quiet a few
Slovenia said she came from Equestria. She wasn't native to that island.
You point? Island still exists, and she's seen it
You want to go to the moon?
Nobody asked for your opinion on the matter
i do our engineer needs to Research rocketry
If you do go to the moon, and there are moon nazis there, please bring back genetically engineered horse waifus. Please
good idea we would need to clear it out. we dont want any deaths.
aryanne is gonna be my second waifu.
Does Thez still want the wings? They're perfectly preserved.
you have the most int.
How many body parts do we need to cut off of you to get you to learn your lesson?!
trump gets two waifus. and something happend that hurt me alot.
Aww hell no! She's mine!
Slovenia isn't a waifu. She's a carpenter
s'hell just call you a kike.
No worries, I just didn't recall that detail>>23119
Maybe if there's an army of aryannes we can each get one. I mean, there's an army of Taylor Swifts in one dimension...
You have plane shift
>>23127>assuming the teleportation works
Torc walks into the stable.
"Hey Troll, I got a gift for you."
The bananas are still outside so Troll cant see them>>23128
There is also a dimension with an army of Tracy's.
Sure you want that kind of power in her hands?
*Poof*Idk what they actually look like.
HELL NO WE AIN'T LETTING THAT POWER NEAR HER
Thank God it's Inferius's power...
That's the saddest "This" (you) I've ever gotten
She yells as she runs off with the wings.>>23134
>>23136>didn't notice file name until this
>>23130>There is also a dimension with an army of Tracy's
Can confirm that's not what it looks like>>23138sigh... That's what I thought when I read that too
"Just your friendly neighborhood body-snatcher doing her job."
"Does the friendly neighborhood body snatcher have Kefka's head? I don't need it yet, but I'll need it soon"
It's safe and sound.
Do I get an item GM?
Waiting for responce on>>23130
Except the face, that got eated.
Didn't you roll a 6?>>23145
You've gone toa greatlevel of effort, good mage."
WHO THE FUCK ATE THE FACE?>>23142
Do you have any essential articles of clothing? Anything that anyone who had ever seen him would look at and say "yeah, that came off of him. And you had you have killed him to get it because he loved that thing"
>>23147>roll a 6
For what?>the face, that got eated
Wh-When did she..?! Oh well..
"Well, you've gone through plenty of effort dealing with my stupidity. Consider this a thank you."
Everything is in the bag.
Except for the face..
Thez ate the face., you were there for that, there was a 'moment' wrt Thez eating faces.
"It was delicious, at the moment
Ah, I remember now.>it was delicious
What kind of clown make-up was he wearing? I'd take it he could afford the fancy stuff.
"Did you think, for a moment, that maybe faces are useful for the process of identifying human beings? Like if we said "we killed Kefka" and someone said "bullshit," maybe having his face around to prove that we have his severed head might be off use?"
I need an article. Preferably the stupidest looking part of his headdress
All enemies faces belong to Thez. She never even once demanded anything else.
We'll just have to figure it out without the face.
Tracy has all of his clothes.
"Can I have an article of his clothes?"
>>23158You are not in the same place
I'll give you his feathery-thing later on.
We're both in town looking for shit aren't we?
Yeah, but Tracy's in the dark, spooky, ebil side of town.
Do you have anything else to say to her?
>>23161Can I have the wand?
I feel like this question is supposed to shame me into a particular response...
It is, but I'm too tired to pry for it tonight...If you're a good boy
After this statement, Torc feels a blunt pain in his stomach. Not unlike getting hit with a baseball bat. He falls over in pain.
"Help me" He wheezes out.No he is not dying. I'm going with a sudden coma caused by a chaos magic flux
Damn it, now I want to know what it is you want me to say!
Tracy returns to the tower to work diligently on that ring and cloak.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
Let me think...
I don't think there's anything she wants me to apologize for
I don't think she want's me to small talk like "how was your day" or "how are you feeling"
I don't think she expects a proposal or be made mount at this weird time and place
She doesn't care if I say I love her
She doesn't want to be asked for sex
She doesn't want to go on a date
I don't think there's any information she thinks I have that she wants
I don't think she wants me to help her in her crafting, since I don't think she thinks I can help
I would ask her to accompany me to Spinitar of the Court City as a spy, but she'd say "no," and that can wait anyways
I would ask her for a cloak or a ring, but she'd say "hahaha no"
Like I'm legitimately at a loss for what she wants me to ask.
>>23164>GM is kill
Okay then, continuing
Torc looks like he is having a seziure, but stops after a minute. He is still alive and breathing, but he does not respond to any stimultion.
Good night guys, and Happy Thanksgiving for my fellow Americans. I'll be back Sunday night to fuck up everyone's plans and flowcharts
Happy Thanksgiving and God Bless AmericaWe'll be waiting
I should be asleep, but holy shit it's the exact opposite of literally everything you just said.
I am insanely confused right now
god bless america remove zog when?
she wants that trump dick.
"You can still identify his face, I only ate SOME of it. Sheesh!">>23160
I'll have better bazaar responses later on, those were just initial finds.>>23168
Also Thez starts doodling on Torcuil's face.
She wants all of the things you just said she didn't want (to a mathematic level). Her faggot just doesn't do a very good job expressing it.
Can enchantments be added to existing magic weapons?
Or existing items in general?
In nightmare form, does Tracy have Nightmare stats or Cauchemar stats?
Nope.. her transformation is greatly nerfed (would be epic otherwise though).
She does get a slight stat boost though.
Cauchemar's are like fucking tanks.
I misinterpreted the question.
GM said she doesn't get Cauchemar stats. I assume her transformed state is closer to a regular Nightmare's stats.
Only to non-magical masterwork weapons or items
Its mostly because transformed or not, she's still a poner base.
Well, she'd get +8 Hit Die, +10 AC, and +4 strength in that form as a Paladin's mount, which would be like a 50% in health if using player stats, and about a 40% increase in armor.
Depending upon her current base attack level and Hit Die, she'd probably also see a reasonably substantial increase in her base attack bonus
Uhm,... no not quite.
The listing for a paladin's mount refer to the creature being substantially better than a 'normal' hoers or mount, alluding to how a paladin's mount is exceptional even for its species.
Tracy is already plenty exceptional
That's not what the text says. The text says >Paladin’s Mount Basics: Use the base statistics for a creature of the mount’s kind, but make changes to take into account the attributes and characteristics summarized on the table and described below.>Bonus HD: Extra eight-sided (d8) Hit Dice, each of which gains a Constitution modifier, as normal. Extra Hit Dice improve the mount’s base attack and base save bonuses. A special mount’s base attack bonus is equal to that of a cleric of a level equal to the mount’s HD. A mount has good Fortitude and Reflex saves (treat it as a character whose level equals the animal’s HD). The mount gains additional skill points or feats for bonus HD as normal for advancing a monster’s Hit Dice.>Natural Armor Adj.: The number on the table is an improvement to the mount’s existing natural armor bonus.>Str Adj.: Add this figure to the mount’s Strength score.
Yes, but you're talking about a 16HD character, who already has a plethora of skills, attributes, and both standard and non-standard buffs. Its a little late to expect me to go 100% by the book.
Can she at least get the full stats of her hybrid form (warhorse)?
S16, D16, C13, W9, I13, Ch11
What creature is that?
Just make the difference between being a mount and not being a mount pretty clearly large so I have some bargaining power
Also, for the record, could we at some point establish the traits of ponies as a formal race? Tracy isn't exactly an iconic example of a normal pony (being borderline semi-anthro), but there may be more characters who want to play as ponies.
In stature, they seem similar to halflings; although they also have several item-usage limitations, and a non-humanoid build. I've been looking at traits of halflings, horses, and even centaurs trying to figure out a decent conjecture of their racial traits, but I'm not really experienced in designing races.
Tracy's transformed stats. They're based on her existing scores vs. Light Warhorse>>23197
Hmmm. This is a good point.
Can I just go with the regular Warhorse stats, and reverse the Int and Wis? She's not going to be doing any Assassinations in that form.
I'm not seeing a 'regular' warhorse listed, I have "Light" and "Heavy". I also have "Warpony".
I'd prefer Heavy, but the point being was that both warhorse varieties have 13 Wis.
>>23196Just let me play a regular Cauchemar,
while she's mounted, and shirk class skills during that period.
>>23202It's not me you're going to have to ask if you want cauchemar stats
Now here's the big question. Note, I haven't said no, but first answer this:
Why should I?
>>23204I just want to have something to trade him that he actually wants
Trade? What are you talking about?
...Because it would make us both very happy, and we'd greatly appreciate it?
>>23203The point of the transformation was meant to buff her as a mount.>>23206
Nevermind I guess
This was your most compelling argument, however I'm unconvinced. Tracy is already a walking haxxor ball of murder who catches fire from time to time so I'm really not seeing the immediate necessity desu, but I'll look into it as something that can be progressed toward.
AllI want is to end this damned constant cold war between myself and Tracy's faggot. This has thus far proved impossible, because I don't have anything to give him that he wants, so there's no real benefit to coopoeration over competition. All he wants is to add on buffs, spells, ranks, and other things onto his character like M.A. Larson adding wings onto Twilight. But almost nothing else interests him.
Paladin's Mount is the biggest set of wings he could put on that character. While remaining entirely within D&D canon. It gives buffs worth more than several classes. Even if it were nerfed and half of the powers were taken away, it would still be worth more than several magical items. But all of this would go to him if I gave it to him
. That is to say if I want to
. And if we follow the actual requirements of the class, it would allow me to exercise some degree of control through "Call Mount" and "Empathic Link." Even with those nerfed to a degree it's useful. And all of the benefits can be taken away, at least I think, by "releasing the mount from service." I would finally have the necessary carrot for cooperation.
Just nerf the base form (for example, a nightmare has vastly less than 16 hit die. like 6 or 9) but keep the Mount buffs, or at least some of them, so that way it even out
>>23214NPC Cauchemar has 15 hit die. Just let her be in full NPC Cauchemar form, but only while being ridden, then treat that as the Mount's dice increase instead.
It would make for an insane Cavalry charge, during boss fights with a whole army of NPCs to push through.
>>23215>Cauchemar only when mounted
And that is a perfect story-inclusive, customized explnation as to why and how. Alright, now I'm convinced.
Well... If we say that she's a nightmare but with mount buffs, then she'd be superior in several regards to a cauchemar, most clearly in AC and having the benefit of improved evasion like that ring you wanted. But she'd be much weaker in strength and a few other regards.
I think it would be more balanced because it would allow her to maintain the buffs while not being ridden - like when we have many enemies and it makes it easier to split up after different targets - but neither would she be extremely strong when both are together attacking an extremely strong antagonist, like a player character (cough, leader of the drow, cough) or a dragon, or a tarrasque>>23216
Just give me Call Mount with reasonable limits
>>23217Every other buff but Call Mount seems more reasonable, imo: that one works because the Mount resides in the Celestial plane. She'd have to literally teleport for you to summon her any time. I have absolutely no problem with that though.*teleports behind you*
It's good that way. In that form, she can't really use most of her rogue skills, use a bow, dual wield, or perform effective sneak attacks anyway; due to her build. It's really best for intense fights with large targets or multiple enemies, or just quickly bulldozing her way out of trouble to flee when stealth fails.
I actually had a different use of the trips in mind>>23221
Which is good this way? Cauchmare when riddent or Paladin's Mount Nightmare any time in Nightmare form?
I think Tracy should have Command Powers even in pony form, since, well, she'd still be an equine.>>23219
You wanted her to be an extra planar entity...
On one condition. You both have to post "Fusion Dance" for it to work.kidding
The way I interpret it, is by becoming a paladin's mount, she gains the command and summon-able powers, and she only transforms (Full Cauchemar, with the flaming and smoke n shit) when ridden
That works. So long as Tracy's faggot is fine fighting like a rogue when being ridden is unnecessary
My point was for her only to be able to fully transform in while being ridden.
Her incomplete transformation, as to my knowledge, has a limited number of rounds per day, has nerfed stats, and causes intense fatigue and starvation afterwards.
I'll think of something funnier.
Basically, just 1/day Rage with a fancy makeover.
"Can I use coma-Torcuil as a weapon? Kind of like how Jackie Chan fights with a ladder?"
"I mean I can always throw him in the entertron if I break him,...."
Thez picks up Torcuil and slings him over her shoulder. <whoooof>
By the way, the bazaar is still going on.
Tracy continues walking deeper and deeper into the depths of the bazaar, looking for the spookiest and edgiest merchandise to match her tastes.
What's it look like?
Trumpaladin is meeting a bald guy
Its rows and rows of booths and tabled areas. Its like a flea market except fantasy RP setting.>>23236
Not sure what you mean by that
was the last post when he went into the weapons and armor shop
The puts on her hood to avoid attracting unwanted attention, and checks out some of the stands and shopkeeps.
Tracy finds a scroll of monster summoning III.>>23238
Wait, you're not
at the bazaar?
I guess I have a lot of driving to to do. In the mean time, leave the weapons shop scene open, and I think I need to encounter Tracy to make >>23226 >>23228 >>23231
I had him go to the weapons shop. It seemed like the best idea at the time
That's a nice find.
How long does the summon last for?
Nothing of the stock at the weapons shop seems to have changed since the (((rats))) were routed. They appear to be in need of suppliers.>>23243
caster level 3
Well fuck that then. This city is an obvious entrepôt location, so go to the place that most likely would benefit from that fact. I guess the bizarre then?
Note to arrange for weapons imports
>>23244>caster level 3
So, 3 rounds?>>23245
*disorganized ay-rab open air mall
Thats a good idea. Trump senses he might find something useful browsing the tables.
BROWSE THE TABLES
ALL THE TABLES
4. It would be 3, but you got that right (that was a test)
Does she have any time to keep looking around?
Continues browsing like it's the Indoor Emporium settup at the Rodeo
After searching high and low through the tables and displays, Trump comes up with nothing. Everything here is not to his satisfaction, is lacking in some way, or is generally not a good idea.
"Wait! Habibi! I found something you might like!!" the bald fellow (think Maz Jobrani) calls to Trump as he shows his disgust openly.
"Is FULL plate, not like plate you have! You have FIELD plate, this FULL plate. It have level 17 spell resistence too!"
Not really, the vendors are closing up for the day
TAKE ITI though I had that already
Can the Bazaar be treated like a pantry? That is to say, you don't find anything you want, lower standards and repeat?
No, I distinctly and deliberately informed Trump - very early on - that he was wearing ceremonial armor, which though shinier and prettier, does not protect as well (field plate is essentially parade armor)>>23258
Not this afternoon, but in future.
I... Don't remember thatWhy wasn't I corrected when I said he was wearing full plate
Takes the full plate! Offers Jew gold or whatever is necessary to make it so
I've have her head back to the tower and keep crafting until the next session then.
>Tracy and Trumpaladin, although both thoroughly exploring the same location for a period of perhaps an hour, never meet each other
that jew gold isnt ours,kike.
For the record, she's working on the cloak and the ring mentioned earlier.>>23263
We have no other funds. Don't be rude
Oh, cuz you're gonna give it back to jews,....
You were hoarding the damned gems, the only other money we had. Shut up
its for the citizens and betterment of port barry.
>>23267>the only other money we had
There's still a pile of treasure in tower, isn't there?
It should go to developing the Port and raising the standard of living of its residents.
The gems are off limit for some reason, Ben is out of money now, so what it left? It's a procurement for the public defense anyways. That benefits them
What about the treasure that was uncovered the day the Ant Queen was defeated? The treasury was full.
Then hand over the gems so we can spend it kike
Spent over the months
Thez looks at Tracy expectantly.
THAT hoard went to Make Port Barry Great Again, ver 1 and 2
This. The city burnt down, and wasn't cheap to rebuild. Besides other investments
I said earlier that Tracy left it in the dungeon for Thez to pick-up, after I heard her say "Don't you DARE spend them!"... Did Thez pick it up before the dungeon was kill?
you know trump i think i got a pretty good idea to help protect city.
Kek, no she didn't. "My pretties," @[email protected]
>>23284Oh crackers... ;_;
we would need mages and since torc is down for the time being it would probbbaly cost us a bit, i was thinking a giant force field that keeps out monsters and kikes.>pic related except us and the towns folk can move through it.
Any Idea how it could be accomplished? For maximum effectiveness it would need to keep out even the sneaky little things like drow
>>23286>except us and the towns folk
Too complicated. Everyone would need some kind of item to let them pass through the fence. Also, Port Barry is a port: new people and ships come and go every day.
Like a passport or ID? It's not an unoriginal concept>new people come and go
Let humans elves and dwarves pass freely, or make the force field not extend to the harbor area
Thez taps her mask and suddenly appears to being one of those oversized prom dresses, except with funeral colors>>23289
Port Barry national IDs?
>>23289>Let humans elves and dwarves pass freely
Drow are elves. Korak is a dwarf. That's not necessarily going to help anyone.
we assign them an insignificant item.>>23287
i have no idea im looking through spell lists and other stuff right now.
Drows are excluded and Korak would have been harmless>>23293
Did Tracy lose the gems?
i like the passport idea.
A lot of port barry's residents are sailor's or fishermen though. Parties interested in entering the port could do so by stealing said items from the sailors while they're traveling.
None that were readily known
>>23295I said I left them for Thez to pick up,
That does not answer my question>>23297
Yes, but wouldn't a Tarasque just leave items like gems alone?
That would require border agents to check every individual as they go in and out though...>leave items like gems alone
It matters how fucked-up the dungeon is...
Yeah, but an enemy with just 10 ranks in Disguise could fool the system.
>>23302>assign some gestapo to it.
Well, that entire conversation and everything was retconned when the timeline was reset. That scene had depicted the entire group together. But instead, the timeline reset with Trumpaladin being away at that point. So Tracy never hears "don't you dare spend them," doesn't place the gems in the dungeon, and the gems remain either in the treasure holding area or the bag>>23302
Have you never gone through an airport in a foreign country? Have you never gone through an airport in this country after 2005? This is normal
Let alone an Assassin class enemy. Or an Epic Infiltrator.>This is normal
I guess so\\, but idk how medieval fishermen would like having to go through customs every time they commute from work/home.
This doesn't even touch on the possibility of Teleportation.
one of the steps to get in is to strip down to their loin clothes.
Hence the magic field>assassins
If that's the only people who can get in then I'd say we're pretty secure
Yeah, but then every sailor/fisherman in the Port would have to do that every day.
There's also the Disguise Self and Control Shape spells.
I think we can just assume that all of the people in this universe who could have leveled up to be strong rogues or assassins decided to spend all of their ranks on Blackguard instead, and so missed the opportunity
punch em in the gut so they lose concentration.
>>23312>punch every fisherman in the gut to get into his own city>>23311
You've never met the Drow before.
You better not have fucked us all over with the gems
im sure they would understand if we explained some things.
He's just trying to distract you from the fact he may have lost all of Thez's money
someone needs a beating?
>>23308>Hence the magic field
Do you mean, like a Dimensional Anchor spell on the whole city?
>>23317I thought it'd be safe until Thez came to take it back. I was wrong.I had anticipated something terrible to happen to the tower.
I'm saying that the conversation itself was retconned, so the gems were never moved. I'm also saying that if they were in the dungeon, they are inorganic and tasteless so the Tarasque would not have eaten them. They are also tiny and insanely hard, so they are unlikely to have been destroyed when it went through.
But if the gems are gone, we may have to sell Tracy and all of her stuff so we have money>>23319Why the actual fuck did you not just say that instead of "because I can and want to?"
>>23320Wut?>>23321Because I was angry at you for trying tell me what to do.
>>23322Those were all of our gems. Not yours to secret away and get eaten
>>23324They were Thez's gems. I wasn't going to spend them anyway.
>>23326They were Thez's gift to the party, and if you thought they were Thez's you should have given them to Thez. Not placed them in your hiding hole without telling Thez
>>23327I did say so. I moved them back into the dungeon shortly after I dumped them in the treasury, because I heard Thez say not to spend them.
>>23328THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. You moved them to your hiding hole and out of the treasury. And you never told Thez
>>23329I could've sworn I had Tracy tell her,
shortly after she returned.
Did Thez ever take her Staff back btw? If not, it's still in the quiver.
>>23330I just hope you've learned something from all of this
GM, is every room in the Dungeon kill, or does it just have a big tunnel driven through it?
>>23336I really do hope you've learned something
Reminder to GM that it's really hard to break diamonds, especially unintentionally>>23335
THE TERASQUE could have eaten them.
They are gems, not meat. Entirely tasteless. Why would it eat them?
it has the swallow whole ability so it could have been by accident.
There were no animals to swallow whole
Also, I think the tarasque would have started in the dungeon, so it would have been tiny
there were rotting corpses in her dungeon right?
No, just dried hides and a few animal bones.
Hopefully not close to the Gems. I still think that conversation got reteconned
I wish we had the chance to fight those Trolls... I was going to paralyze one and tie it to a tree with barbed wire so Tracy could keep cutting off its head and limbs, to farm troll bones.
Look, I know you don't like me because of some autistic game involving post numbers or whatever your reason is, but you need to stop acting on spite in the game. It always ends up hurting Inferius, which pisses him off, and then Torcuil sees the three of us arguing, which pisses him off, and then GM sees the four of us arguing and he is pissed off that he has to deal with our autistic drama. Stop keeping secrets in game to spite other characters for things their players do outside of game. If you have complaints about site moderation, or whatever your issue with me is, take it to the /qa/ board.
the gm loves our autistic drama though.
>when I should be going home, but my room is still occupied by my brother and sister in law, and my parents will ask me if I've heard back from the last two interviews
Aura of butter sounds over powered
It was edited from the parody of this, if you didn't already see.
Ponimaru said a troll village probably exists. I think I'll lead an NPC party to go exterminate them
ill be happy to accompany you with some gestapo personnel.
i havent seen that.
We do need to get experience with our armies in combat
The soil has been so rearranged that everthing that is still 'there' is impossible to locate.
Idk. I will slaughter trolls, brutally and irrationally cruelly, if they attack, but otherwise I just find them fun to keep around (i find them funny, and cute in a way). I wouldn't just go there just to genocide them, because then there'd be no more trolls, and I'd feel sad.
Trolls are some of my favorite field monsters, in more ways than one.
Could it ever be rebuilt into a new hideout? It's basically just gone back to being a cave, right?
The placing of the gems was retconned. The gem thing was in response to something Thez said which was in response to something Trumpakadin said. But then when I said "Trumpaladin definitely spends the night with slovenia" the whole intervening set of character interactions got wiped away
>>23361>doesn't believe in genocide
That's why Inferius and I will be doing it
Just don't kill them all. Best to keep a sustainable troll population, for game.
>>23365why dont you take a male and female alive?
Sure, and a hideout with cool stuff buried here and there.
It was mostly full of raw materials, scavenged metal, and the bones of the local wildlife.
Their life cycle is pretty long though..
>>23370keep em in the cave with barbed wire.
Too much work.
Better just to ignore the one cave they're already breeding in, and let them think their under the radar.
No. Stop. He already saved the Tarrasque from extinction, and I don't think we've benefited from it. Stop trying to make sure this universe is full of more evil enemies than it needs to be. A single troll village that threatens the town logging industry and hikers is destroyed? I promise you, there are more trolls and other always chaotic evil races further away from the people we are trying to protect, if the preservation of evil creatures is what most interests you
We can't even collect wood without having trolls try to eat the loggers. No. Fuck that. We need wood
There's always shit to fight
You said the cloak and the ring would take a few days? Would they be ready by next session?
Can I get a reminder on the ring and cloak?
Cloak of Charisma and Ring of Evasion.
That isn't even his final form.
does he have over 9000?
If your character gets over 9000 Str as a Cancer Mage, he/she can evolve.
Thank you. Hmmm. For one, characters are supposed to only be able to work on one item at a time (to completion) . Additionally, aside from post bazaar, Tracy hasn't put much time into either.
They're not important.
What about just the ring?
I wish i had over 9000 str...
[sad minotuar noises]
can i go to the bizzare?
Its closed up for the night
i try and trak down that ork tribe in the mountains.
you have as much strength as the rest of the party combined. Shut up
Come craft with Tracy. We could make make more progress together.
Orcs or trolls?
Tracy can track better.
The jibberniggers are something I do want to genocide.
infernuis is bored.>>23394