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I don't care what the party does anymore. Just make a decision as a group and commit to it. Vote if you have to
Unless advised otherwise, Brie will continue to work on the torpedo, as that seems a feasible resource/asset for deployment against something that as yet the party isnt sure can even die.
"Oh. If I'm to be making this into something we can use," Brie actually looks up from the circuitry and hardware, "Somepony will need to take this," he says, unwinding the camera from his neck.
"Since everypony is still standing around, I'll suggest that looking into the commissar might be fruitful," Brie says, wondering just how long this "20 minutes" will turn out to be
" While we're here, lets lay some ground rules. I will try to help you if I think I can, thats just what you do in a party. Havind said, if anyone is inclined to heroics," Brie's eyes dart to Silver, " They occurr at one's own risk,"
Posey moves ~120 ft away from the torpedo.
"Thats wise,... Im confident in my abilities, but one never knows if I might make a... lasting mistake."
and just to reephasize that I am that 1 nigger in 10000
"Unless you're all trying to buy me some time - good of you if the case - Ms. Kiraifiki seems particularly suited to tracking either the Commissar or the marines, either of which seem to be of benefit to us. So!" He glances up, while prying off a piece of metal and flinging it over his shoulder "I know we're all tired, but lets muster up a bit of good, old-fashioned gumption and (in this little universe) save fucking Equestria, unironically?"
I do hope the audience intuits all the expressive gestures, the artificical pleasantness, and fake charisma written into Brie, he's literally the worst
Sweat beginning to bead on his forehead, Brie pulls out another cigarette, lights it, and continues working. In that it's a military explosive, it tbankfully will be insulated to not be set off by sparks or firearm damage. Still, any one of these wires could be catastrophic if disconnected at the wrong time or in the wrong order. Now because it's military that means the production level will be a standardized corporate bid, which explains why these wires ARE ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR... Brie rees in his head
Yes, Brie fucking with the torpedo is what Im gonna be doing until further notice
Brie thinks back to the dozens of times hes deployed a frag grenade, particularly because he's anticipating having to deploy both of the ones on his bat.
In that his player has an autistic obsession with realistic detail (in a pony game ffs) heres 2 pics and a video depicting a frag grenade in use. Notice the gas pattern (including 12 o'clock, tho I didnt do that line). The supposition then would be that a frag might not be effective against diagonally adjacent opponents, but only directly perpendicular opponents
https://youtube.com/shorts/uJLk7x-4asI?si=5nAqW8g-FbM8_DR_ [Embed]But then he chastizes himself for thinking of little explosives while dealing with,....
Cuz I'm a dick, and I think I can get away with implying (you)re dumb, this one time
>inb4 1 day
Cavaliere asks Kira and Pipette, "Did you happen to locate the aircraft's log book? If the crew left before it crashed, they might have left it here."
>>187241"What are you curious in the logbook for? Is there any information you seek?"
This is the fourth airplane Posey has seen in her life, she examines it curiously, giving one of the wings a soft kick, testing its durability
"It's no siege crab or driver beetle, but perhaps these new flying engines of war have something to offer..." she says, mostly to herself
>"Imagine if a ghost or other entity haunted one of these. It would make a formidable minion. I will have to note the potential for animate flying contraptions in my report to the masters."She thinks to herself.
Somewhere over that stretch of water the party flew over you remember flies the oversized fly, atop which rides the red-maned cow, speeding toward Mended Hoof. Anyone curious as to "why dredlocks" is getting their questions answered, but even as a narrator, I digress.
But as they speed along their way, a sudden impulse occurs, and she pulls on the makeshift reins designed for the ancient fly. Sensing first the release of tension in the cow's legs, followed by the slight tug on the carapice harness, she likewise responds immediately, spinning to a halt. Addy can't get sick, its fine.
The fly hovers for a moment, waiting for some form of instruction. After a few seconds, she looks up at the cow.
Her expression hidden behind her sunglasses, and her deadpan expression BASICALLY giving her a nat 20 on "defeating sense motive checks" (you can read her easily, but its in character behavioral analysis), the fly can't tell what she's thinking. She takes a long long drag on her cigarette, 'stands' up in the stirrups and throws her cigarette away.
<No girl, it looks like everything's gonna be okay. Let's go play in the clouds!
She says, jumping up out of the stirrups and onto the saddle, her hand grabbing the reins.
Knowing that tone of voice, Uatchit wastes no time speeding off toward a big-ass cumulonimbus in the background.
As among other things, a 5e shadow monk, Addy can bamf 60' per round when fully obscured, so theres no REAL threat of dying from falls. And even magical creatures like a good game of tag.
<Fookin incorrigible ain' 'e??
Addy calls out to the audience, as she do speaking of course of yours truly.
Meanwhile, Brie's leg is beginning to cramp, so he shifts his position to be a more stable-posture.
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>>187242"Information happens to be very valuable. I would also like to know what an armed naval bomber was doing all the way out here, and what happened to the crew.">>187250It's bizarre but not undesired. Let your creativity shine through.
"Not to be a nuisance, but the camera?" Brie says, still fixated on the bomb, but holding up the camera with one hoof, waving it slightly so the motion draws the eye
He snaps a quick picture of the bomb, in case,... I dunno, forensics?
>>187241Kira: "I hadn't, I got distracted by finding Pipette. Let me have a look around!"
Kira slithers around the plane, looking for a log book of some sort.
Ahem. Brie looks up with a slightly.less irritated expression, having just shat the bed. Again. Emphasis added.
"One assumes that if the lot of you will be doing tactical things while I am... busy here,... perhaps you can take some photos for instagram?
Oh hey, Brie wont be able to operate the camera while hes doing th torpedo
>>187241"Ask Pipette. She should know where it is."
>>187257Posey helps
Search
[1d20+5 = (20+5) = 25]Also
>>187048 → (unrelated to Cavalier)
>>187241"There was a book, yes." Pipette turns to Cavaliere, with little bits of her disheveled mane dipping out from under the makeshift helmet, and the skin around her wine-red eyes sagging in sleep deprivation or possibly age.
"We put it to the side when it didn't say anything about the radio."
>>187048 →"Yes, he was not careful to use protection. He did not sleep though, so he was not lost. He was always not trustful of Light Water. The entity never liked or trusted him. But yes... Though he does not think he can defeat it on his own, he is looking for help that can." She blinks
"Yes, they will want to speak with him."
>>187065The warhead of the Torpedo weighs about 550 pounds. Worse, the whole torpedo is hanging in the air as it is stuck on a rail. It is inside of the bomb bay of the bomber. Concerningly, the torpedo seems to be armed, and there is fuel in the torpedo's propulsion system.
>>187257Is that a book? No, it's an oxygen mask. Is that a book? No, it's a head set. Is that a book? No, it's a seat cushion.
>>187261There it is. On the ground, behind the Pilot's seat and near the Radio Operator's seat.
>>187259>instagramsausage
>>187254clickBrie now has pictures of:
The dead doctor
Fog
A torpedo
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>>187262>23 pics remainNo offense, but thanks for finally anwering that question
<'E atill has 2 dozen questions, ye faggit
>>187262>ageImagine not ritually crucifying yourself at 21 so you can be young forever
eyeball falls outgets rigor mortis after sitting too longgets attacked by vulturesIt's totally great and not ripe with omnipresent existential dread.
>oxygen maskThat could be useful for one of the players who needs to breath.
>There it is. On the ground, behind the Pilot's seat and near the Radio Operator's seat.Nice.
Posey levitates the book and flips through the most recent entries as she brings it over to Cavalier.
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>>187264She's a scientist, not a Hollywood actor
>flips through itComments about battles, Maintenace, air lanes, and the War. No dark magic spells, if that is what she is looking for.
>dialogue postSee
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>>187262>tfw u get GM to "cring e" post
>>187266>if that is what she is looking for.No, she's looking for relevant information to the planes recent travels.
>SeeOops
>>187262>He did not sleep though, so he was not lost"How long has he gone without sleeping?"
She paused
"How long have you and the Kostroma been here?"
Cavaliere will take the camera for now.
>tfw no points in photography>>187262"Thank you, Miss Pipette. It's understandable why you did that. As interesting as the logbook is, I strongly encourage all of us to get away from this aircraft, now." He looks around.
"Any of you want any supplies from here before we leave? Any of them could be useful, from a spare firestarting kit to a machine gun.">>187264>>187266"Thank you Miss Ring," he says with a nod. He first tries to find the designation of the aircraft, and then looks at the latest comments about air lanes and the War. There will be time enough to read the rest after this mission.
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>>187269"If you can shoot a gun, you can shoot a camera," Brie offers casually.
>>187262
Asking for clarity. So thats a hard "no" on any pictures before the surprise round? The one with the stilts dude and the 2 starfish?
the one I fell asleep during and Brie was on autopilot for?
Absentmindedly, Brie purses his lips, and softly whistles a tune as he works. He had heard it previously in occidental encounters, but only recently had it struck his mind and awareness to the point that dammit, sometimes it just plays in head.
>>187265 →After at least one full rendition of the song, he realizes what he is doing. If he wasn't wearing camo makeup, you could see he is blushing, and he looks angrily around at everypony/creature, as though his embarrassment is their fault.
"Don't look at me, I'm working!"
>>187165I am going to reiterate that I am outside the blast radius of the torpedo when the rogue auto-fails the check to disarm it by trying to take 20 on it instead of taking 10.
https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm>>187269>>187266>>187257Anyone who wants to talk to Posey should meet her outside the plane, in fact, she specifically insists so:
"I would prefer to speak about these matters outside this cramped plane. Let us ALL go outside, RIGHT NOW."
One of her Dreads pick up her bags, and the other gingerly leads Pipette by the hoof as she bolts out the door.
Technically speaking, if its a. Auto fail, then Brie already auto-faiked, so everyone died as soon as Brie started.
Thats seriously what youre advocating for
>>187266>>187040 →My last response. ^^
>>187266"You know, I am something of a scientist myself." Posey says to Pipette
"But, research grants are so hard to come by these days, so piracy it is."
Its been a long time since she's been able to let go, she thinks as she free-falls, gingerly intercepted by a very happy Uatchit.
Their game, for visualization purposes, is kind of like Marco Polo. Anyway, in REAL time it's been probably only 6 months, but as time dilation fucks you, its been close to a decade. Theres alot that she hasnt had the time to process.
And so, as she swirls into the clouds with her flyfren, a few tears drop
Meanwhile Brie is STILL ON THIS FUCKING TORPEDO
Not a criticism, just,... ready.
>>187269>Any of you want any supplies from here before we leave? Any of them could be useful, from a spare firestarting kit to a machine gun"Take whatever you need quickly! I am not confident in how much longer that plane will be here!"" Posey shouts from outside the plane
>>187333Still and otherwise entirely focused on the Torpedo Brie chimes in,
"No need to be alarmed Miss Ring. If this were the Kirian Type 91 torpedo, your concerns would be warranted, they are notoriously easy to set off, to compliment their kamikaze tactics. This however, is a...."
I take 10 on Knowledge (Engineering) to recognize a torpedo as a bomb. This meets a DC of 13, with 10 being common knowledge.
>>187344"No no, you seemed quite intent to stand clear just moments ago. I'd advise remaining with,..." his voice strains as he is struggling with something, which PA-TING flies loose, "THAT," he simultaneously emphasizes as the metal piece flies loose.
Posey cannot hear anything inside the plane anymore because she's a distance outside of it.
>>187344You cannot take 10 on knowledge checks. She should however be cognizant from the other characters speaking.
>>187351>You cannot take 10 on knowledge checksWhere is that written? I can't find a rule saying that, under the description of the knowledge skill or the description of taking 10.
I know you can't take 10 on the Knowledge (Religion/Nature) check to sacrifice a creature, but I am unaware of any other restrictions.
I don't really care either way. I just made the check because others requested it.
If you wanna get technical, the only rule that really matters is the DMG final note (page 4) which reads
<The power of creating worlds, controlling deities and dragons, and leading entire nations is in your hands. You are the master of the game-the rules, the setting, the action, and ultimately, the fun.
Oh wait. Thats addressed to GM
I don’t believe a disarm device check can or should be a “take a 20.” That’s a skill where a critical failure is very much undesirable, and technically taking a 20 is doing it continuously until you succeed.
The torpedo weighs about a ton, and the warhead is about 550 pounds. The warheads is percussion detonated. The remaining portion includes a tank of compressed air, fuel (either gasoline or methanol, I’m not sure), an engine and depth measurement equipment. The torpedo is hanging on the rails suspended above the ground, stuck, I kind of think a use rope check may be advisable.
>>187354>CanadaDay of the rake when?
>>187354Cavaliere takes 10, for a modified 17, to tie a rope around the torpedo and secure it to the fuselage of the plane.
>>187356Posey assists him, using her unseen servant and horn to help with the ropes.
>>187354What is the plan for this thing, btw? It's too big for any of us to carry.
>>187355Hiss!!!
>>187359I thought Posey was staying what she thinks is a safe distance away?
>>187360Making an improvised explosive out of the warhead and using the plane's radio to make a remote detonator, then when we get to the Traveler we force him to swallow the explosive before we detonate it. To assist with making it more likely that the explosive will kill him, Posey can use her freaky touch powers to weaken him.
>>187362He doesnt have to swallow it, his butthole will suffice
>>187365Or his butthole, whichever orifice is most accessible and open.
>>187366Whichever one we dont stuff it in, I have grenades for anything unoccupied. And theres the shape charges
>>187362Who is going to carry it? The warhead weighs 550 pounds.
If only we had a huge flying whale skeleton....
This would be a great context to suggest such a thing while.remaining explainably not creepy ...
>>187368>>187369It would absolutely be a great time to suggest it. We also don't need the
whole warhead, just the explosive bits. Like, I imagine removing the percussion detonator and outer shell would shave off quite a bit of weight.
>>187370"We should keep moving. We need to locate the airponies."
What’s with all the focus on buttholes?
>>187268“The night, besides micro sleep… The ship arrived before dawn.”
>>187296>>187303When she hears Posey call herself a “pirate,” she has serious concern. Then when she sees a floating, severed diamond dog arm, she screams and runs.
>>187236Why do you have a random post of an oekaki of a ticktacktoe with the word “nape” in the center? What does a nape have to do with anything?
>>187372Kira rushes after the fleeing Pipette, carrying an oxygen mask, a headset, and a book. "Wait! I know she's a little weird and scary at times, but she's actually not! Come back!"
>>187371Silver: "Are you
sure there is nothing you or that scroll could do to help us at all? Anything at all, no matter how small?"
>>187372>What’s with all the focus on buttholes?You GM for ponut-obsessed bronies.
>>187372>she screams and runsWhere does she run to?
Posey stifles a giggle. She does enjoy a caring ponies.
>>187374And yet, none of the character have done any butthole stuff with either mares or stallions.
Yet.
>>187375draws swordBend over
>>187376Nah, Silver's butt-virginity isn't for Posey
>>187373>>187374“Ah!” she look backwards at the pursuing 20 foot constrictor snake, which for some reason she’s not comforted by.
She runs out and away from the plane. But as she’s looking backwards towards Kira, she runs into a rut, and trips over it.
>>187375>>187374So you want to start with The Traveller. I see….
>>187372It says nade. As in grenade. As in the subject of that post and the previous post. Why do I bother?
>>187378Admittedly we wouldn't be the first D&D party looking to kill a large creature via it's anus.
Kira slithers over to the tripped over and helpless mare. "Oh no! Are you okay? You took a nasty fall there." The helpful noodle helps Pipette back up to her hooves.
>>187381Oh lord no, anal destruction is a classic ^_^
>>187374>a caring *Scaring
>>187378So what is the status? Brie seems to not be facefirst with the bomb (yet :3), and since his previous listen checks related to the contemporaneous firearm usage was over a mile away, he will be on scene for the investigation of the torpedo, specifically related to any familiarity.
>>187373>there is nothing you or that scroll could do to help us at all?"I did not say that. This scroll contains the powers of my master. The secrets hidden in it are more than helpful."
>>187388Silver: "Well, we will soon be facing off against eldritch deity from another dimension. If there was ever time to tap into your master's power, it would be now."
>>187390"Perhaps. I want to ensure that the Marines are found first though. Besides, it would be of no use without... Materials..."
>>187384It’ll take a while to deconstruct the torpedo, especially with it hanging in air. I want to see what, if anything, other players will do in that time.
>>187392Silver: "And what are those materials? Could we acquire them for you on island?"
>>187375No one will be informed of the buttstuff between Lacey and Brie. But oh yes, there will be buttstuff :3 (butt-stuff?)
>>187393Noted, on standby (fucking lurking)
>>187394"I believe I could make some use out of those leviathan bones. It was such a magical creature; it's body should have some magic left in it."
>>187393Well, the Commissar is just nearby. The rest of us could go and meet up with him, save him if necessary, hear him out and recruit him and the soldiers with him to the growing party.
If I can convince Posey to reanimate the leviathan whale skeleton after, it would be a huge help across many different areas, such as combat, disabling the GRU ship, and helping carry the improvised explosive. Then we would go to the marines/airponies, then finally the last and most distant group of soldiers. Somewhere along that path, Brie can rejoin with us with the explosive.
>>187395Based. Silver will get in on the buttstuff action eventually, just you wait.
>>187397Silver: "I think that can be managed. It should be on way to marines, same with Commissar. More we can do to make ourselves stronger, better we will do when we face off against Traveler."
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>>187399>Silver willTry and fail. No
>>187400Oh, not with Brie and Lacey; with other characters, don't worry.
So, are we going to the commissar next?
>>187403I believe so. We just need to hear from at least one other person first. Same with actually sitting down to play.
>>187404I thought we decided on seeing the commissar last week.
>>187404Im skeptical that even with another player that theres much likelihood of any gaming. Im here for it. Just being real (no offense)
>>187393Without committing anyone to anything Brie,... is still on the table about the torpedo, ngl. I was committed to motion before, but wow did THAT get awkward. Kinda over the torpedo
unless somepony makes a compelling caseYes, one more time, after all the shit, or we can fuck off after the commossar as a big happy family ^_^
Also, while Im gonna be lurking, consider me a currently non viable character, cuz Im not trying to stay up
>>187409The frag grenades we have are nice, but I wouldn't bet my life on their ability to kill a god. The infantry demolition kits we have are primarily intended for the airship's engines, if it's in a state where we're unable to reasonably fix it. The harpoon head you found is kind of in the same boat as the frag grenades, especially only having the one of them. Having something like the explosive power of the torpedo, which is designed to sink sturdy metal-hulled ships, would be very useful for trying to kill the Traveler.
>cuz yes this is also.my life
>no crying
Am active again
>>187412"Silver, you're auggesting that deliberate demolition charges - yes intended for the circuitry, but you know where my head is about the airship - will be insufficient. I've been giving all of you a pass on all tjis magic stufff. Not gonna lie, I have dozens of questions. But if I'm gon a risk my/pur lives on a high explosive youre gonna need to do better that," Brie ends, with a waifish gesture, as though this sounds dubious.
>>187412If it was able to survive impact from the upper stratosphere, I don't believe any kind of explosive will kill it. It is demonstrably resistant to extreme heat and physical trauma. It probably has some form of damage reduction and/or regeneration that would make it impervious to mundane damage.
>>187415That's where you come in. Posey, with all respect to the scope of her powers, doesn't have the magical ability to kill the Traveler outright using her freaky necromantic touch,
but I believe it will be enough to weaken the Traveler which, combined with him being subject to the laws of this universe, will make him more than vulnerable enough to the explosive force of a torpedo, and a few hoof grenades just to make sure. Especially as the explosion will be from
inside the Traveler's body, bypassing the extreme damage resistance his hide has shown.
>>187414Silver: "I did not say that demolition kits will be insufficient, I said that hoof grenades will be insufficient on their own and that demolition kits will be needed for airship if it can not be fixed as you hope."
>>187415>>187417Would it kill you to have these conversations in character?
>>187409Is he messing with the torpedo or not?
>>187417I agree with Silver's plan. If Cavaliere has finished tying up the torpedo, he debates to himself about going to comfort Patient Pipette, but he will have to rely on his eclectic fellows. Instead, he removes one of the .50 cal machine guns from a mount, and attempts to find a more mobile mount that could hold it.
I did it again...>>187420Silver goes to help Cavalier out with the MGs. "We can give these to others we have rescued along way. Their high rate of fire will let them cover us, preventing Traveler from swarming us with summoned monsters while we face him."
>>187418I thought we already discussed this in-character. Maybe I am mistaken.
>>187417"What would a torpedo do against an organism that survived impact from beyond the firmament? It has already demonstrated resistance to extreme heat and physical trauma. It must have a form of supernatural damage reduction or regeneration to survive such extreme circumstances. Mundane weaponry is unlikely to be useful against it." Posey says
>>187423"Or, to enable them to defend themselves while we are busy in the bowels of the ship. Is Miss Pipette calm now?"
>>187424Silver: "That is where you come in. Your ability to wither and rot things through touch, with all respect to your power I do not think it is enough to kill Traveler on its own...but it might be enough to weaken him. Then we follow it up with forcing explosives inside his body, bypassing his unusually resistant hide and damaging him internally, where he is likely less resistant. Doubly so with your magic affecting him."
>>187425Silver: "That as well, of course. Especially against stronger summoned monsters, like that Abomination."
Kira comes back, holding a trembling Pipette in her coils.
Kira: "Uh...sort of? She tripped and took a big spill and...uh...I don't think she likes being held in my coils very much. Sorry, Ms. Pipette."
>>187426"I believe you are misunderstanding the metaphysics of supernatural damage resistance, but I guess it would not hurt to try..." She replies
>>187418>is he notWell that depends. Are you as a GM adviso g me that there might be consequences to this decision?
>>187428Yes, hes messing with the torpedo, where did you think this was going
Taking a 10 tho, not trying to blow anyone up (my bad)
>>187427Silver nods at Posey. "I appreciate your agreement, and I also understand your reluctance."
>>187429Breaking this down as an ostensible explosives expert.
1. Make sure no boom
2. **make sure no boom**
3. Fucking 1 and 2, yall swear Im an amateur
Yep, Im gonna. Not trying to stop the flow, but lets stop pretending qe're playing credible versions of the characters we're trying.
Olay fine, Brie does does notjing, cuz in absence of his careful choices, haphazard idiots make haphazard choices.
>>187434What endgoal do you have?
>>187432>>187433I appreciate the criticism, but being ex-military is only one part of his character, and honestly not even that big a part. There's also more ways to portray someone who's ex-military other than "ultra-disciplined hardass" or "jaded PTSD burnout". So far I've received no other criticism from other people besides you. I apologize if you're ex-military yourself and it's something you hold dear to your heart, but I've liked how I've played Silver and it's how I'd like to continue to play him.
>>187438Fine.
But at the moment Brie - who I assure is a hairtrigger if anyone is thinking - especially in that hes contemplating dissectibg a warhead
FOR FUCKS SAKE LET THE BAT WORK
Gm, I think we're ready
>>187438I think your character is great.
>>187440D'awwwww, thanks. I personally hope we get to see more of your character and get to see the deeper sides to her in the near future. I think Posey is pretty cool.
I won a Posey with the help of John Elway. Your argument is invalid.
>>187442You lie. John Elway is a myth. Speak of who can testify to John Elway
>>187442Based Posey Bloom enjoyer
Brie fucks back off to unavaillable until GM is available , cuz y'all
Brie contemplates cutting the wrong wire on the torpedo
Just saying, and not intended as a threat (though how do you intuit it otherwise?) I figured out how to kill Brie off outright and still make Lacey work. So Im good with killing him pff now if it means not getting cucked by absentee players
And yes, I would be okay with waiting until Mended horn is over to actually do things. I'll still be in the comments tho :3
Id still like to get his CM, but I'm more interested in not wasting my weekends hoping for something that just doesnt happen, but theres no way to know until its already wasted. I know, dnd and player being available, thats expressly why I was leery about going on a 5 player and 1 gm mission.
virtually impossible to get a solid, "shake your hand in good faith" dnd group of 5-6 reliably. With anon-board "lol Im a shitposter" shenanigens, you're inviting a nightmaee,... that doesnt have a moon on its flanks
>>187430"Yes, now let us go find the commissar."
>>187451>>187458We don’t need everyone else there’s combat, and at the moment, there is no combat nor on the immediate horizon.
>>187478Could we get to the commissar this weekend?
>find the marines
It does sound like a plan. The torpedo might be useful in the long run, but better to put first things first maybe
>>187475>>187478It takes a moment, but eventually Silver and Garv (who is currently absent) arrive carrying the plane's MGs and their ammunition. "I think we are ready to go find Commissar Black Heel, now."
Kira, meanwhile, still has her head set and seat cushion, and is currently wearing the oxygen mask with its dangling, trunk-shaped breathing apparatus. Kira giggles to herself as she shakes her head from side to side, causing the apparatus to swing around. "Hehe, I look like an elephant!"
>>187481Grootslang encounter, when?
>>187483I forgot the comics already has a Grootslang
I want it. I want its corpse.
>>187483When it’s appropriate to the story and world such that its appearance feels natural and not contrived. The Grootslang is an African myth. There’s a reason it showed up in Season 10 in Zebrica
>>187485Would Kira know what a Grootslang is, then?
Whelp, let’s see. It’s a legend from South Africa specifically. In fact, “Grootslang” is a Dutch phrase, and it’s a creation of the Afrikaans people. “Grootslang” literally means “big snake,” and the legend is basically of the Afrikaans people imagining a giant snake inhabiting a cave full of diamonds. So basically no, I don’t think Kira would know what a “Grootslang” is.
>>187486The Grootslang is a magical beast, so roll Arcana, or Nature at GM's discretion.
It's a rather obscure and powerful one though, being a creature that was able to evade the wrath of the gods, so the DC might be pretty high.
Let's see if Posey knows:
[1d20+11 = (4+11) = 15]
>>187488Nah, 15 isn't cutting it...
>>187487>big snake,” and the legend is basically of the Afrikaans people imagining a giant snakeKira has not heard of a grootslang cause Kira IS the grootslang
How far is the commissar? Does it take us long to get there?
>>187490>>187487It could be the local griffon colonists have made up the Grootslang legend based off of seeing lamias.
>>187492There are far more impressive snake creatures in d&d than lamias
>>187493I know, but taking into account the universe that this game takes place in, lamias
are pretty impressive, probably impressive enough to inspire such legends.
Is there any other prep we need before we meet the commissar?
>commissar before marines
Yes, not trying to prioritize, just expressing interest to continue
rot intensifies
"How far is it to the commissar? I do not wish to delay finding the airponies for very long."
"Quick reminder, there was gunfire anout a mile that way. Whether it relates to the Commissar, the Marines, or the ostensibly time-sensitive situation between the Traveler and the military, in all cases, we should endeavor to waste as little time is possible."
>>187500>>187502Silver: "It sounds as if it is not far. Gunfire seems to be in direction of GRU landing party, so I imagine that Traveler has sent welcome party."
OOC: GM pone is wanting to reply to some posts before we proceed, give him some time.
>>187427>>187430"It is also plausible that The Traveller regressed into a state of dormancy in anticipation of or in response to its impact in our world. I believe that its current, immobile form is only a transitory stage in its metamorphosis. Once it discovers that supernatural attacks are still able to damage it in its dormant state, it is unlikely that it will simply surrender to being destroyed: at that stage, it may reveal its true form, much more dangerous, but also physically destructible." Posey say
"Time will tell."
>>187508I'm on the tail end of a stomach flu(?) and am cozy in bed with soda and sherbert (and energy drinks, but no alcohol ~_~)
Anyway, Im not on any schedule
For those trying to take a machine gun, please understand that these are decidedly
heavy machine guns, purpose built to kill small aircraft like fighters, and not to fight against infantry. The bullets are .50 cal, which is to say, several times the size of standard .30 cal bullet. 250 rounds weighs about 75 pounds. The gun itself is 84 pounds. But please understand that the rate of fire of this, the aircraft version, is twice the rate of fire of an infantry or vehicle mount version. That is to say, its rate of fire is just under that of an MG 42. It is physically impossible to hip fire. And further more, it and its ammo feed is screwed into the turret. It can be removed to be sure, but that would take time.
>>187381>>187426“Ahhh!!!” Puppets waves her hooves around, and tries to get back up and continue running. She’s trembling, but in fairness, she’s been doing that continuously.
>>187508>>187502To get the torpedo warhead, Brie would probably need to be continuously working on it while the others are trying to meet with the commissar, or what have you.
>>187500>>187508The party members should have a vague idea of where the commissar is supposed to be, but Pipette knows more.
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>>187512>>187511"Pipette, you know where the Commissar is, right? Lead us to him."
>She’s trembling"And if you do it quickly, you could have us all out of your mane soon enough."
>>187511Hmm...how much time?
Kira, with Pipette in her grasp, gives the mare some headpats, hoping it will calm her down.
>>187515"Kira, let the poor mare go. We need her on her hooves to lead us to the Commissar."
>>187511This is why Cavaliere was hesitant about grabbing the gun. He simply cannot carry that much weight. Does anypony volunteer to carry either the gun or the ammunition, and does anypony object to waiting for the gun to be dismounted?
"Miss Pipette, none of us intend to hurt you. Lack of sleep has made you jumpy, but please get a hold of yourself. We need your help," he says gently.
>>187517I don't care either way.
I have space on my floating disk.
>>187518You have four caster levels, correct? That's 400 pounds we can carry in the air.
>>187515"We could knock her out," Brie whispers
Let’s say that the warhead of the torpedo has 255 pounds of Amatol explosive
>>187511Brie has zero interest in the torpedo. I envisioned something smaller, like standard missile size, except for air-water
>>187521That is a lot of potential god-killing power there. Hopefully.
>>187521"I could probably extract the explosives, but I would need to stay behind. But even then, I couldnt possibly carry it with my girlish fogure, so I'd be unable to even move it effectively."
>>187518Hey, psst. This is a good place to mention exactly that you're planning on raising a flying whale skeleton. It will make transporting the explosive a breeze.
>>187525"If only we had some sort of contraptiom, or vehicle that could carry the load autonomously. I havent seen anything close to that thus far."
>>187519We should have asked Captain Waters for a Talisman of The Disk. It's only 500 gp for at-will Floating Disk.
I think I'll buy one after this adventure.
>>187525Let's find the commissar and the Marines first.
>>187528No, I mean it would be a huge help to smooth over Brie's IC concerns about the plan if Posey explained (again, in character) in a bit more detail about the scroll. She's explained she would need the leviathan whale skeleton, but not what she would need it for or what it would do.
>inb4 "Posey wouldn't so willingly divulge this kind of information"The party is in a life or death situation against a god with the ability to summon monsters seemingly without limit and control an unknown number of creatures at any given time. For Posey it's especially a case of life or death because she has 0 Constitution, so if she goes down that's it, no bleedout period or anything like that where the rest of the party can save her. Information isn't at a premium here, we need to communicate with each other if we wish to survive and succeed.
"I'm certainly not going to be able to.convince the science mare, even when bartering or engaged in diplomacy, there's an aire of intimidation to it. Still, she does seem to require some degree of convincing, and since I'm quite certain thar several.of you will be very cross if I try to force her at gunpoint. So! I'm going to whipnup a fresh batch of tea, and maybe we can get her a bit more settled hmm?"
Brie first reloads his revolver from the 3 potshots, before making a full pot of tea.
>>187530This. Ill be happy to have Brie do whatever, but it has to make sense
>>187531Kira: "Is there an aire of intimidation to headpats," the noodle asks, as she continues to give the scared science mare comforting headpats. "I like giving pets and headpats to friend-shaped creatures."
>>187533"The 'headpats' (an innuendo?) I give that are not implicity intimidating are unfortunatrly not the sort onr engages in and speaks of," he says with a wink."But in Ms. Pipette's case, I think releasing her is the best first step." Brie tilts head and rocks it around, as if to imply:
"Where is she going to run to?"
>>187533"Ms. Kirafiki, she is understandably skittish and physical contact is the last thing she wants now."
>>187535Brie does for a moment contemplate giving 'special headpats'to the science mare, but is pretty sure that would not be approved.
I don’t believe Kira ever actually ran Pipette down, lunged at her, and constricted her. I mean… caught up to her, whumped, and hugged her.
>>187538Did Pipette run? Cuz Kira's hunter insticts would have kicked in.
Can we pretend that the ladt few hours of dialogue isnt wasted on a tiny bit of oversight? :3
>>187539Yes.
Running from a massive predator whose normal prey is medium sized ungulates, like ponies,
may have been a mistake.
>>187538Well, that was the intention. The friend-shaped creature must not be allowed to run off on her own, she must be given friendly snek hugs.
>>187534>>187535Kira: "Awwwwwww..."
>>187541"Tea is done!" Brie exclaims bringing a small tray of cups over.
>>187530>it would be a huge help to smooth over Brie's IC concerns about the planI missed the part where that's my problem.
>She's explained she would need the leviathan whale skeleton, but not what she would need it for or what it would do.The nature of the magic in the scroll is purview to her master's practices: it is as much of a military secret as the sensitive systems that Captain Waters is having us destroy. Adhering to the privacy of her masters is part of her code of conduct, which is why she cannot reveal it to outsiders so easily, even at the expense of her own safety. Until her apprenticeship/enslavement is over (level requirement), death is preferable to slighting the masters.
>if we wish to survive and succeedYou say that, but Posey also have my secrets to keep.
She did request to break off and perform the magic in privacy. I guess it wouldn't hurt to witness the results of the spell if you didn't witness its casting.
I'll consider it. Let's talk about it again after we find the Marines and Commissar.
>>187541"Stop chasing her. This is counterproductive."
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>>187544>>187543Kira: "Okay..." Kira loosens her grip on the science mare.
>>187541As Brie approaches, Kira first, he pauses.
"Ms. Kubana, our guest will need to be able to move to be able to sip her tea. If she runs, she won't get far," And Brie deli erately makes eye contact with Pipette, "but for now let's just take a moment." His head tilts as a thought occurrs. But he finishes his motion, holding out a small cup of calming tea to the frightened science mare.
>>187540Pipette is less grappled and being offered tea by a crazy bat in a camo murdersuit that yes, has blood on it.
"Go on Miss, youve been through alot. It isnt poison, and we're not here to hurt you. I brought biscuits as well.:
"
>>187493RUDE
>>187543So Brie is taking the time to boil water?
>>187544>I missed the part where that's my problem.Also rude
>>187545>>187544>>187541Sure, we’ll assume that Kira, despite never rolling for it an only stating the action as kind of post hoc fait accompli, has grappled and coiled Pipette after she tripped.
When Kira loosens her grip, Pipette jumps out of Kira’s coils. She fails to clear Kira’s body and trips over it, falling on her belly with an “yumph!” squeal, eyes closed forelegs spread in a y shape forward, and chin against the ground. Her tin-hat slumps down, though the horn stops it from covering her eyes, and she looks upwards towards whomever approaches, presumably Brie
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>>187544Silver: "We have time at moment because of distraction to be able to go to Commissar, whale skeleton, and airponies without worrying about GRU or Traveler. I highly doubt, however, that distraction will hold long enough for us to backtrack all way across island multiple times to go to airponies, come back for skeleton, come back for torpedo, then go to Kostroma. Whatever secrets your masters have bid you to hold, they would surely understand that needs and circumstances of current moment outweigh need for secrecy. I also doubt any of our original party members will divulge any secrets we discover."
>>187551Did you want a roll for it? I didn't know if you did or not.
>>187551Posey approaches her
"If you would be so kind as to lead of to this commissar you spoke of, that would be very much appreciated." she says
>>187551"Ms. Pipette, are you alright? No harm will come to you here," he assures her.
Without waiting for a response, Brie simply shrugs and starts laying out teacups and biscuits. First to Pipette, then Kira, Silver, Dust (hes the lankier), and finally Garv. Somehow, Brie intuits that Rosey would decline tea and biscuits. All the same, he only has a dozen and with those six he can only offer 2 per pony without breaking them.
"Ms. Pipette, please be at ease. In spite of our colorful and outlandish nature and appearance, we are here to be of service to you. And not just to you, but the good locals of stalliongrad, and whoever else has been caught up in this messy little scenario," he's quite upbeat at this point, wriggling his nose and shaking his head a bit at 'messy little scenario'. "Its quite absurd, and not what the lot of us were expecing when we took this mission. You're a mare of science, I assumed you would benefit from a more detailed and HONEST level of disclosure," he smiles, finally bringing his own tea to his lips. "The tea it's self.is wonderful, but consider dipping the biscuits in for a moment, not too long or they'll crumble. Anyhow, where I was going with that is to say that we are a privately contracted, paramilitary group tasked with recovering Equestrian personnel and either sabotaging or running off with military vehicles.
However, as you are no doubt aware," he gestures to the bags under her eyes, "There is more going on here than a simple territory dispute between rival militaries." His voice grows deeper and more deliberate. "Something foul is going on here, and it is not implausible to say that the few here, offering you tea,... may be the kast kine of defense that Equestria has." His voice jumps back up in pitch. "Life is so erratic and unpredictable isn't it?
So, while appreciate what given the circumstance a slight disinclination to trust us, it would behoove our survival if you would help aid us in locating the commissar."
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>>187551If we can dialogue without your adjudication, and if the dialogue takes far longer than boiling water for tea, yes Brie made tea
>>187557Idk what check that counts as
[1d20-1 = (18-1) = 17]Bluff and intimidate are a +5, but this is sorta more diplomacy? Total newb
>>187552>>187553>>187554>>187555Pipette lies collapsed on the ground on her belly. Her hind legs are propped up against Kira’s body, slightly raising her hindquarters, even as her chin presses against the grass. Her wine-red eyes look up at the creatures around her. She moves her hooves closer to herself and tries to push herself upwards. She manages to pull herself off of Kira, and is only just able to stand up, still trembling and dirt on her white coat jacket.
She looks over to the biscuits (I’m unsure if the biscuits are actual biscuits or if these are cookies), and sniffs one. Then she uses her magic to take it, and starts eating it. She eats it rather quickly and not exactly in the manner befitting what is presumably a professional. She takes the tea with an aura of red purple magic, sips it, then drinks it quickly, with the only limit being an aversion to having her mouth burned by hot liquid.
>>187559"....Take your time to recover, but we are in a hurry, so be ready to leave soon." Posey says, coldly
>>187559"If you're still thirsty, here," he pulls out a skin of fine wine, takes a drink, and offers it to her.
>>187555Cavaliere takes a cup of tea, but stares at Brie as he gives away information that is not his to give.
Or maybe I should retcon this, as if we're taking the machine guns he will be taking precious time to dismount them?
>>187559Kira gives Pipette a friendly smile. "Sorry about all of that..."
Silver likewise smiles at the mare. "I know they are weird bunch, but they are good creatures."
>>187562Brie acknowledges Garv's glance, and tips his head to suggest he has a plan, but acknowledges we cant discuss it now, wat matters is getting this cunt to.gove us the next waypoint
Pipette speaks:
“I can take you to him.”
Tentatively, I don’t think a character can both try to take a machine gun or disassemble the torpedo, and go to find the commissar, unless some other measure is taken.
>>187565Agreed, and without the aid of a sufficient load-besring device, it simply isnt feasible. If only it were someone else's problem. But anyway, since Pipette is gratefully obliging
"Splendid. You'll be in fine care. Lead from the middle, let us protect you.:
>>187565Then let us nix the machine gun retrieval. Unless if we seriously split the party, losing time in the process, Cavaliere cannot have it moved which makes the whole effort worthless. If Brie is going to stay behind and work on the torpedo, the party will have to come back for them anyway which would make the machine gun worth it. It's dependent on Brie's decision.
>>187568Brie is not going to stay behind, because as said he would be unable to move the extracted explosives and no option for moving them is forthcoming
>>187570Oh how Ive waited,....
But now would be a good time for Rosey to maybe say something vague like "If I can come up with a load-bearing,... device, can these weapons be utilized?"
Just a suggestion
>>187565"Excellent. Lead the way, Miss."
>>187571Nevermind, allon zee as they say