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Murderous Nuts
Y/8M5
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No.18071
18074 18077
Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.

Staff Edit: Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18074
18075 18076
>>18071
Reeeeeeeeee damn Tracy Soccer OP image
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18075
18077
Love conquers all.png
>>18074
>mfw
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18076
18077
>>18074
topkek.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18077
>>18071
>>18075
>>18076
Refresh page
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18078
18080
Should I do something other than look cute?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18080
18081
>>18078
Cast Spells that give us additional power, and kill the enemy!
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18081
18082 18084 18114
>>18080
Do I know all these spells?
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/bardSpells.htm
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18082
18083
>>18081
My best guess is through the third level
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18083
18086
>>18082
That is a lot of spells
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18084
18085 18088
>>18081
It matters the character level.
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18085
>>18084
>don't know what level I am.
>I assume 0 or 1 due to age
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18086
18087
>>18083
You get limited spells per day. A Bard's spell-casting ability is pretty limited.
GM should explain what you need to know later.
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18087
18089
>>18086
K
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18088
18090
>>18084
I'm assuming she starts with around 6 levels in Bard? I think that means she can access through the third spell casting level
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18089
18091
>>18087
Cast "Dazzle" on the mage if you get close ennough
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18090
18092
>>18088
I am only 1 year old
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18091
18092
>>18089
>implying it'd affect him
No. It'd just piss him off.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18092
18093
1503322901458-2.png
>>18090
>>18091

Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18093
1505149796422-0.png
>>18092

Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18095
18096 18097
Finished setting up, just discussing details. Sorry fam, I thought this was gonna be later in the day. We're trying to setup a business venture, and today's setup is an essential part.
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18096
18100
>>18095
Take your time. IRL business is more important. And we got 4cc game to entertain us with while we "wait".
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18097
18098 18101 18114
>>18095
When is this all going down? I think I'm supposed to be at a football game tailgate
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18098
18099 18102
1503773661902.png
>>18097
Football!!!!
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18099
>>18098
I love this Filly
Tay
KtwdI
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No.18100
>>18096
Dont mind me just playing with my fidget spinner.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18101
>>18097
In about 5 minutes
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18102
18103 18104
1415483__safe_artist-colon-jeremeymcdude_oc_oc-colon-milo highliss_oc only_age regression_earth pony_female_filly_pony_show accu.png
>>18098
Football!
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18103
>>18102
*Is impressed by pony*
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18104
18105
>>18102
fillyball!
hxVLC
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No.18105
18106
>>18104
Filly is not for kicking
\r
Tay
KtwdI
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No.18106
18109
>>18105
Im not level 15 like you guys?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18109
18110
>>18106
Let's just say you can do "Inspire Heorism"
Tay
KtwdI
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No.18110
18114 18115
>>18109
>>18108
Do blackguards have spells?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18112
18113
K. Back for good, all is sorted
I have Taylor as a lvl 10, and Norfilly as level 4 (consequence of being 1 y/o)
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18113
18116
>>18112
What spells do I know?
Do I know all up to level 4 in this list
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/bardSpells.htm
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18114
18115 18120
>>18110
Yes
>>18097
If you need/want to leave, you're welcome to. Again, I had expected to have done all my shit hours from now, rather than earlier.
>>18081
Available spells are determined by table and charisma bonus

Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18115
18117
>>18110
Yes. You're pretty limited though. Level 2 black guard if you chose. Only 1 first level spell
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/prestigeClasses/blackguard.htm

>>18114
Calling mount. Do the Blue Suede Shoes work while mounted?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18116
18120
>>18113
You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18117
18126
>>18115
Depends on how far you're traveling. If you're flying through the air, I'd say no, if you're nearby or on the ground, yes.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
>18051
Technically spell bonuses don't stack, so it'd only be +4 and +2 respectively, but I'll allow the 42 cuz I made you wait.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18119
*
>>18051 →
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18120
18124
>>18114
Is there an easy way for me to look up what I know. Or should I just try and see what works.
>>18116
what is the "to have available" is it that I should choose 6 of the 0lvl spells that I would know (and the others I will not know at all until perhaps level up), and I would be able to cast 3 spells a day from this selection of 6
>sorry for asking dumb question
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18121
18125 18126
So given the circumstances I have Trump with a 42 AC.
Infernius and Tracy are probably more like 30's, Taylor and Filly are gonna probably be low 20's and upper teens respectively, Torcuil also in the low 20's.
Corrections? Additions?
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.18122
18123 18124
>I've missed everything because wifi went out
I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.18123
>>18122
>reads
How the hell did I miss nothing?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18124
18128 18135
>>18120
Those are the spells you have available to cast. You can look them up, but I'll be generous.
>>18122
D/w, my shit took longer than I thought

Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18125
18127 18129 18138
>>18121
What does Tracy get in monstrous form?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18126
18127
>>18117
Fae (or any other mount) recieves a spell resistance of 20 right? Also, make the spells (protection from Evil, Deathward) I have applied to myself apply to her as well

(If tracy were taken as a mount before entering battle, she could have deathward apply to her when she is standing next to me)

>>18121
I think those numbers are generous, but I am not protesting
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18127
18132
>>18125
No bonus to ac, but bonuses in attributes
>>18126
K
Yes, they are, but you'll need them
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18128
18135 18138
>>18124
Okay, making list

Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18129
>>18125
A cauchemar has 26
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.18130
18151
>stats ready
>spells ready
>Snek ready

Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18131
18133 18134 18138
Thez looks worried.
"This is going to be brutal everyone. I can guarantee many will die, but we can fix them. I've got the stick, and I or Infernius (or Torcuil) should be able to warp them back to the entertron. Avoid grouping up, that'll only allow for easier targets. The Terrasque is stupid, but massive and ridiculously strong, and Kefka,... well I can't say what he's capable of, but he'll probably be the more difficult of the two. Taking down the Terrasque is one thing, keeping it down is another," she sighs. "I don't know what I was thinking, but unless we do this there can be no Football."
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18132
18136
>>18127
Okay, but does this guy have touch activated Death Spells? I do want to know if my one level 4 should really be spent on death ward, or on Dispell Evil?
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18133
>>18131
"we kill lizard and nerd easy no worry thez"
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.18134
18138
>>18131
Torc begins to realize this is a terrible idea
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18135
>>18124
>>18128
Spells to have available

0-Level
Dancing Lights: Creates torches or other lights.
Mage Hand: 5-pound telekinesis.
Mending: Makes minor repairs on an object.
Message: Whispered conversation at distance.
Open/Close: Opens or closes small or light things.
Read Magic: Read scrolls and spellbooks.

1-Level
Charm Person: Makes one person your friend.
Detect Secret Doors: Reveals hidden doors within 60 ft.
Identify M: Determines properties of magic item.

2-Level
Invisibility: Subject is invisible for 1 min./level or until it attacks.
Summon Monster II: Calls extraplanar creature to fight for you.

>hope I did it right

Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18136
18139 18140
>>18132
>asking for spoilers
Just fyi, he can cast touch spells w/in 30 feet.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18137
18139 18141
"Bob, where are you at?"
"Swift defeat to my enemies," can be heard from the rafters, and an arrow streaks down, pulling the bow to 'clackity' against the ground.
"Infernius, you'll want to have Uatchit ready. If she gets smote, you'll need to locate the fly sculpture and she can be re-summoned."
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18138
>>18131
See this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UucXz3ZGmF4

>>18134
>>18128
>>18125
Please, everyone, approach the Mage from a different direction. It's a massive stadium. Very easy to flank him
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18139
>>18136
>>18137
Casting "DEATH WARD" on myself and Fae
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18140
18144
>>18136
"Don't worry. I won't let anyone die. Not again," her eyes glow red.
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18141
18142 18145 18147
>>18137
"me go scout around the area on utachit me be back in a minute"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18142
18146 18147
>>18141
"DON'T!"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18143
"As soon as we enter the area, the Terrasque will respond, and will undoubtably wake Kefka. I recommend a circular flank."
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18144
>>18140
Also small question if I do a Mending spell on 1/2 candy I got will it become whole?
So if I get 1/2 now, mend it I get to eat a whole candy, and when I get the other 1/2 later I get to eat another whole candy...
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18145
Tracy drapes her cloak over herself and simulates her plans in her head.
>>18141
Tracy already did that: the nerd is sleeping and waiting for his lunch money, while his pet relieves itself all over the stadium.
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18146
>>18142
me not engage me just go to see what happening before we walk in, me want to make sure we not walk into a trap."
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18147
18150
>>18141
Don't!

>>18142
GM, I want us all to approach each from a different seating section. The stadium is made of concrete which players can retreat into. While not Tarrasque proof, it should slow him down enough to run
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18148
18149
"I'll,... I'll draw their attention. When they come at me, that's when everyone should emerge."
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18149
18156
>>18148
"thez let me go me love you me not want you to get hurt"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18150
18154
>>18147
Yes, this is the best strategy.
Thez sighs, and resumes Urri face. "We all ready?"
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18151
18173
>>18130
Following you and ready.... I think...
>I'm probably not but time will tell
>optimism of youth
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18152
677746__safe_artist-colon-chanceyb_cloak_clothes_dark_glowing eyes_hood_pony of shadows_request_solo.png
>stealth

Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.18153
18156
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Rules:Spells%20by%20Level#content
GM, up to what lvl spells can Torc use.
>still trying to think of good meme spells but can't
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18154
18155 18156
>>18150
GM, can we take advantage of the concrete concourses and seating areas? Those should make it harder to spot and harder to follow by the tarrasque. Easier to retreat into
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18155
>>18154
>>18154
I meant this area
http://www.seats3d.com/nfl/denver_broncos/#/o_united_clubs/
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18156
18157 18158 18159 18173
>>18149
"Thank you for reminding me." I'm gonna cinematic this for ease. Thez steals the infini-bandage and wraps her torso. Then, she plunges her hand into Infernius' gut, rummages around, and pulls out the regen stone. As his knees buckle, she puts the white-gold ring on his finger and taps him with the stick, causing a gout of blood to erupt from her stomach, and all his damage is reversed. Still bleeding, she kisses him (cuz now they're at face level). "I know. I love you too."
>>18153
7th level mage/cleric spells.
>>18154
As cover, yes. For hiding, no. Terrasque has scent sense.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18157
>>18156
>Terrasque has scent sense.
Can Tracy's etherealness bypass that momentarily?
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18158
18161
>>18156
"just come back okay?"
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18159
>>18156
"I just want to state for the record that I think we should have paid the guy off and waited"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18160
18162 18163 18164 18166 18168 18177
Alright folks, pick your starting positions. Any last requests additions?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18161
>>18158
"I promise," she sniffs. Infernius notices that she's wearing a ring made of minotaur horn.
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18162
>>18160
south side
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18163
>>18160
I am standing behind Scotland "so I don't get step on"
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18164
18165
>>18160
YES! I forgot. +2 strength and +2 int from those two magic items sad alex gave me
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18165
>>18164
Items? I don't,... sure.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18166
18167 18172
>>18160
Does Tracy have any vest oil left?
Sneak in with maxed stealth and ether, and approach the Tarrasque's body from behind or around it's abdomen.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18167
18170
Here's an easier map, in case the interactive map doesn't work.
>>18166
Sure
Wait, what?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18168
>>18160
End zone, field level seating area, Home Team side
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.18169
Can I cast any 2lvl spells?
>You get 3 lvl 0 and 2 lvl 1 spells/day and you get 6 0lvl 3 1st, and 2 2nd to have available.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18170
18171
>>18167
Try to get access to its torso asap.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18171
>>18170
Wait for the battle to begin damn it
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18172
>>18166
>ethereal
Okay good. "Don't jump 'back in' until it's attention is diverted. You'll know."
There will be a short dialogue before actual combat.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18173
18174 18176 18179
>>18156
>cleric
huh?
>>18151
>Torc picks up Hoers
"We'll start furthest from where the Nerd is
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18174
18182
>>18173
Torc can use both arcane and divine spells.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jts6g0hb3zs
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18176
18182
>>18173
You'll have to wait to find out his location.
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18177
18179 18180
>>18160
Ill start approaching the wizard id like to start the dialogue.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18178
18181 18184
Are there any greatswords or battleaxes in the tower?
Also, can Tracy attatch weapons to the end of her chain?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18179
18182 18183
>>18173
Take a higher steating level. It will take the Tarrasque longer to climb to your position

>>18177
NO!!!!!! Let Thez do it. Stay back with your 44 Magnum

Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.18180
>>18177
Wait till half-time.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18181
>>18178
If only you had Korak's magic sword...
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18182
18185
>>18174
Ah, thx
>>18176
Uhhhh
>>18179
This near an endzone

Tay
KtwdI
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No.18183
18184 18185
>>18179
Trump i have a plan hes obviously here for a reason im going to trick him into thinking im a traveling minstral.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18184
18187
Screenshot-2017-11-11 Denver Broncos 500 Level.png
>>18178
No
>>18183
"What sort of traveling,... that's a bad idea. He's not here to hear a song."
hxVLC
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No.18185
>>18182
Alright then. Probably should take the opposite end zone. Away team

>>18183
This guy is the Joker. He cannot be bullied, bartered, reasoned or negotiated with. I assure you, if I thought I could talk him down, I would. Either way, wait until we see how he responds to Thez. She's a level 48, and you're a 10
\r
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18186
18188 18189 18193
Please generally indicate where characters plan on entering the stadium from.
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18187
18190 18192 18193
>>18184
Ill convince him to take me back to his court then assassinate him you guys follow stealthy.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18188
18193
>>18186
Somewhere through the facility ports, where she won't be seen from the field.
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.18189
18190
>>18186
Torc will fly to that white box thing by the bronco logo (top left)
What is that?
>prepares to project image
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18190
18191 18193 18194 18197
>>18187
"It doesn't work like that. His form of entertainment is destruction and murder."
>>18189
Announcer's booth.
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.18191
>>18190
Fucking
Perfect
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18192
smugnator pepe.jpg
>>18187
lol I would've already done that if it were near possible.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18193
18195
1510432598345_LI.jpg
>>18186
Pic related, mounted on Fae but she is on the ground.

>>18188
"Tracy, if you could spare an acid resistance potion - please tell me you made them - please give me one"

>>18190
Can I blue-suede to Tracy's position after she exposes herself?

>>18187
Just approach from a side position and be ready to cast spells or to shoot at him, or attack with axe if necessary. This will be a hard battle. Very hard
Tay
KtwdI
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No.18194
18196 18197
>>18190
Alright i guess ill start in the sgands then.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18195
18197
>>18193
"-s-sure."
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18196
18199 18200
>>18194
Rough area? North, northwest, etc?
I need Infernius' position (advise flying in when 'signal')
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18197
18198 18199
>>18195
*puts hand on pony in loving fashion, giving a look of genuine worry*

>>18190
Does that mean I can have one acid resistance spell?

>>18194
recommend a completely different side from the rest of us

Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18198
18206
>>18197
Yes
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18199
>>18197
>>18196
The opisite side from these guys.
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18200
>>18196
ill fly when you give the word.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18201
18204
Also, wait for noise/music to start before advancing, so the dog's attention id diverted.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18202
18206 18209
Screenshot-2017-11-11 Denver Broncos 500 Level.png
This look about right?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18203
18205
The red circle is the dog (easier than typing out Terrasque every time)
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18204
>>18201
"Wait for the purple beam." Thez says. "Lenos, raise elevation and move the tower over the 50 yard line.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18205
18206 18207
>>18203
>The red circle is the dog
It's that small?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18206
18208
>>18198
GM, did the spells Inferius and the Bards cast earlier give advantages on the attack roll? With the Sad Alex magic water filter my strength modifier should now be +3 for a +18 with no spells, plus "Divine Favor" which adds either +3 or +5 to attack AND damage rolls. Strength should add +4 to damage rolls

>>18202
I wish we had more on the sides, but okay

>>18205
Stadiums are huge. A tarrasque is like 70 feet
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18207
>>18205
No, that's just an indicator. 70'longx50'tall
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18208
18212 18213 18215
>>18206
"Our main advantages is that there's only two of them, and he's probably going to underestimate us. Our disadvantages are,... its the fucking dog, and I don't know what Kefka is capable of. When last we met, he was able to cast "Wish", and I don't know what he's done since."
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18209
>>18202
Looks good to me
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18210
18212 18217
"I can get everyone inside the Stadium either to their positions or near-abouts without them noticing, but anyone stepping on or near the field will become lunchmeat if its not coordinated."
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18211
18218
When do we start?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18212
18213 18214
>>18210
>>18208
"I can keep the dog pinned, but everyone will have to stay back from it"
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18213
18218
>>18208
"I can only imagine it is bad. Any spells I should be particularly on the look out for? Can he be approached by air to take a swing at with the sword, you think?"

>>18212
"Just get me the mage where I can hit it"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18214
18216 18221
>>18212
"How do you plan to do that?"
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18215
18218
>>18208
hes a genie?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18216
>>18214
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Spells:Reverse%20Gravity#h-Reverse%20Gravity
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18217
18218
>>18210
"Please set me in a recessed concrete entrance way, so I am not immediately visible, but may enter the seating area"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18218
18224
>>18213
"I don't know where he'll be, that's why I plan to draw him out."
>>18215
"No, just a powerful sorcerer afaik," she says, but isn't entirely convinced of it.
>>18211
Soon, finishing touches. Sorry its taking so long, but its gonna be fuggin nuts when it happens. I'm gonna be scrambling to map and depict everything, starting points and such are essential for this.
>>18217
"You got it."
Trollestia emerges from the stables. "I'm coming too."
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18219
18220 18221 18223
... Infernius did remember to Hallow the football field, right?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18220
>>18219
"yea."
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18221
18223 18224
>>18214
I can remove and drink from the heal serious wounds flask in one round? Can I use the magic boots to get to Tracy's position when she exposes herself, if not in the air?

>>18219
That Ceremony should have been completed as a matter of course before it was opened
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18223
18225 18227
>>18219
He'll have to wait until he's in position, and hallow takes 24 hours to cast. Not a good idea.
>>18221
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18224
18226 18227
>>18218
I might have to leave for ~30ish minutes after two hours from now...
I'll figure it out though.
>>18221
You need the Cleric's ritual to Hallow the field though. Which spell did he cast?
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18225
>>18223
>the Cleric forgot to do his job
"Stupid bull!"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18226
>>18224
As you need, this probably won't be concluded tonight.
Trumpaladin Fucker of Horses
Mod
hxVLC
?
No.18227
18229 18231 18232
>>18224
"Tracy, The mage will be able to resurrect the Tarrasque with the Wish spell if you kill it while he is still alive"

>>18223
It's a Cathedral. We would have made him do it during the three weeks because it's a cathedral

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18228
18230 18231 18235
20d99e6fe5d771d7e3fa13aef1591ec4.jpg
Where do all the trips keep going?!
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18229
>>18227
Very well, I'll allow it
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18230
18235
>>18228
TRUMP YOU FAGGOT, GIV US BACK TRIPS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18231
18235
>>18227
>>18228
trump stop being a tyrant.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18232
18233
>>18227
>would have
That's not how /tg/ games work, m8...
Stupid bull..
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18233
18236 18240
>>18232
nigger i did it after i made the statue of hitler killing the jew hydra.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18234
Oh quit your whining. We all know the GETs would have been had
Trumpaladin Fucker of Horses
hxVLC
?
No.18235
18259
>>18231
What? What did I do?

>>18228
>>18230
Okay...
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18236
18238
>>18233
That was in town tho wasn't it?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18237
18239
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Spells:Symbol#h-Symbol
This, this will be used tonight.
Sorry trump, you won't like it though
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18238
>>18236
i said after i made the statue i go to the football field and hallow it.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18239
18241
>>18237
Why would I not like it?
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18240
18242
>>18233
Which spell did you fix on the field?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18241
18243
>>18239
You'll see when it's cast
Sidenote: Infernius, and Torc and revive people since it is a lvl 7 clerical spell
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18242
18244
>>18240
hallow.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18243
18251
>>18241
>Literally anything other than a Soccer Ball. ANYTHING else
GM said there are levels of Kill - and splat is the lowest, requiring Resurrection by the Entertron
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18244
18246
>>18242
Hallow comes with an extra spell that lasts a year.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hallow
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18246
18248 18253
>>18244
Please be dispel magic.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18247
18248 18249
Can I summon monster?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18248
>>18246
Difficult to say if that would have been done or not. Depends on if we would have been anticipating something like another Soros battle. My guess is probably not

>>18247
Yes. From this list. I think http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/summonMonsterI.htm
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18249
18250 18251 18252 18260
>>18247
Uh, low level, yes.
I have to leave for 5 minutes. Infernius, designate the lasting spell effect of hallow. Everyone else, get ready to protect ur nuts.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18250
>>18249
Ah so I can only cast up to level 1. What was the "2 2nd to have available"?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18251
>>18243
Oh, its worse than a soccer ball
But it will serve it's purpose
>>18249
>puts on cup
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18252
18254
>>18249
dispel magic.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18253
18258
>>18246
"Tracy. This guy has "foresight." He can sense impending danger. He can also Summon Undead"
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18254
18255 18256 18260
>>18252
>inb4 he's a Cancer Mage and he mastered the Tarrasque by wresting it down to 0 HP.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18255
18256 18257
>>18254
pls no.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18256
1491203154813.png
>>18255
>>18254

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18257
maxresdefault.jpg
>>18255

Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18258
18260 18263
>>18253
"Hey Trump, remember when I turned you giant? Wanna do it again?"
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18259
18263
>>18235
give back trips!
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18260
18262 18263 18264
>>18249
Due to charisma bonus, you get 1 bonus spell/day of your choice, up to 2nd level
>>18254
No
>>18258
Dispel magic re Infernius

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18261
(dispel was not the best choice desu)
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18262
>>18260
Plz tell me that didn't just fuck up my magic
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18263
18268 18271 18274 18275
I think you all might want to take a look at this
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spellLists/sorcererWizardSpells.htm#ninthLevelSorcererWizardSpells

>>18258
Not a bad idea, but first I want to wait until after our surprise - if we ever had one - has been spoiled. After that, certainly

>>18260
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18259
I edited the config so you have trips back again
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18264
>>18260
Ah
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18265
18268 18269
Nevermind, the dispel effect can be designated "only enemies"
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18267
18268
>>18266
I saw that
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18268
18278
>>18263
"Works for me"
>>18265
>lowers gun from head
>>18267
What was it?

Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18269
18273 18278
iron_will__barbarian_hero__by_cheezedoodle96-d7c6p1k.png
>>18265
Great Desu.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18270
18272 18275 18278
I've got dried ingredients for two doses of Bull's Strength.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18271
18278
>>18263
thanks trumpmod
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18272
>>18270
ive got two bulls strength pots
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18273
18275 18276 18277 18280 18286
>>18269
Last question: what is the central point of the Hallow spell?
I'm gonna start the cinematic wall of text, I'll wait until everyone says 'ready' to drop it.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18274
18278
>>18263
Reminder he's also an archmage.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18275
18276 18278
>>18270
I don't like the sound of that
>>18263
YAY TRIPS
>>18273
Ready

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18276
18279
>>18273
ready
>>18275
>thinking I wouldn't use what's available
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18277
18279
>>18273
the middle of the field
>i dont know what the line is called i dont watch football
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18278
18279 18281
I can Screencap your deleted posts too Florida guy (2).png
>>18268
Pic related

>>18269
>>18268
Yay
>>18270
Make it! You'll need it

>>18274
Fuck. Please look at the list for that, to see what he has. He can turn Etheral - what do you plan on doing when you try to approach him?

>>18275
>>18271
You're welcome

I AM READY!
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18279
>>18276
Oh god its what I thought
>>18277
Mid-field
>>18278
Kek

Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18280
>>18273
RRRReady.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18281
18282 18283
>>18278
>plan
Is sekrit
I'm going for the dog first.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18282
18284 18285
>>18281
Please don't. He can use Wish spell to ressurrect it if you kill it before he is dead
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18283
>>18281
rupture his jejunum he wont stop puking.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18284
18288
>>18282
That's not the intention.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18285
18287 18288 18289
>>18282
Is it like Fallout Dog that can't die?
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18286
18288
>>18273
Im back and ready.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18287
>>18285
It's a godzilla thing thing that regenerates like crazy and won't stay dead.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18288
18292
>>18285
I do not know

>>18284
I still think he should be targeted first, but okay...

I just want to note that keeping battle plans secret from allies will only harm the course of the battle
>>18286
Yay!
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18289
18290 18291
>>18285
We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18290
18296
>>18289
If only we had Thez's gem horde to pay him off
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18291
>>18289
"Bad Dog!"
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18292
18293 18294
>>18288
Ugh fine
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18293
18300
>>18292
"what symbol?"
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18294
18300
>>18292
Is the symbol a snek?
Y/8M5
?
No.18295
18297
kefka1.jpg
[1d20 = 4]
Here we go,....

Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0

"What's this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFSVtQWc70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YU
An absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"

K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18296
18297
>>18290
>thinking there was anywhere near as much as the Jew-gold in there.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18297
18298
>>18296
You're sharing with your husbando and your battle sister though

>>18295
Waiting for purple beam
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18298
>>18297
After marriage*
Y/8M5
?
No.18299
[1d20 = 4]
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18300
>>18294
>>18293
No, but it will be bad

>waits
Y/8M5
?
No.18301
18308
[20d12 = 108]
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18302
18303 18304 18306 18307
Everyone, roll for initiative (dice 1d20 in email field)
dt2xA
?
No.18303
[1d20 = 5]
>>18302

iirvJ
?
No.18304
[1d20 = 4]
>>18302

MuWa7
?
No.18305
[1d20 = 9]

+ZiNI
?
No.18306
[1d20 = 13]
>>18302
Roll
KtwdI
?
No.18307
[1d20 = 12]
>>18302

hxVLC
?
No.18308
[1d20 = 20]
>>18301

Y/8M5
?
No.18309
18310
[3d20 = 44]
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18310
18312
>>18309
Charge at mage

160 feet
Y/8M5
?
No.18311
[2d20 = 21]

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18312
18315 18318
>>18310
TOURCIL! MAKE ME GIANT IF YOU CAN!
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18314
*downs acid resistance from hiding spot*
MuWa7
?
No.18315
18317 18318
[1d40+6 = 41]
>>18312
Shit uh rolling 1d40+6 for Trump's final heigth after transformation
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18316
Battle order is: Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18317
>>18315
MY POWER GROWS
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18318
18319
>>18312
>>18315
Does that account for Fae as well?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18319
>>18318
I hope so
Y/8M5
?
No.18320
[1d20 = 15]
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
Y/8M5
?
No.18321
[1d10+8 = 9]
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
Y/8M5
?
No.18322
[1d10+8 = 18]
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
Tracy's move
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18323
*braces self, concentrating and preparing to make a stealthy dash on all fours*
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
Find bladder.
Y/8M5
?
No.18324
18326 18327
[1d20 = 20]
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18325
18331
Against all odds, Tracy manages to perfectly position herself inside the Dog's bladder.
Tay, you're up
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18326
18329
>>18324
Ha!
Did the freak see her?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18327
18330
>>18324
HOLY SHIT
>also, torc's turn turns trump big
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18328
I was going to make that fail on anything less than a 20 fyi
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18329
>>18326
Not with that die roll
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18330
>>18327
Please get Fae too
KtwdI
?
No.18331
[1d20 = 7]
>>18325
I shoot at kefkas head.
Y/8M5
?
No.18332
18333
[20d3+20 = 57]
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18333
>>18332
MY POWER GROWS!
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18334
18336 18338
Fae's turn (Trump command), followed by Infernius, then Norfilly
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18335
18337
Also Torcuil, you can pilot Trollestia if you like.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18336
>>18334
Head to Kefka's position
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18337
18340
>>18335
Eh, that works
Uh, what exactly can she do?
dt2xA
?
No.18338
18339 18346
[1d20 = 1]
>>18334
i cast anti life shell on kefka.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18339
18341 18344
GM, how far am I from Kefka now?

>>18338
.... Casting doesn't require rolling
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18340
18346
>>18337
Smite evil, up to 4th lvl cleric spells
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18341
>>18339
"oh thank god!"
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18342
18343
Doing some changes to available spells to fit my character better (personality)
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18343
18344 18345
Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly

>>18342
I think it is your turn nord filly
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18344
>>18339
He's in the bleachers, so out of range.
>>18339
It does when there's spell resistance, so fail
Fae flies in, close (but out of range) of Kefka.
Infernius's spell fizzles as it comes near Kefka.
>>18343
Correct.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18345
18347 18349
>>18343
Is it. Have everyone done their turn.

If so.. I try to cast Lullaby
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18346
>>18338
I swear to god
>>18340
Ohhh, that'll work
Y/8M5
?
No.18347
18350 18353 18354
[2d20 = 35]
>>18345
Norfilly starts singing "Jigglypuff, jig a lee-eee puff,..."
No effect
T> DIVING CRANE!
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18349
>>18345
Or will I now potentially make any of you drowsy?.... Well the fallacy of youth
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18350
18352
>>18347
STRIKE THAT LAST ANSWER
Y/8M5
?
No.18351
[1d20 = 16]
[10d8 = 43]
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez comes crashing down on the Dog, possibly stunning it (d20)
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18352
>>18350
Blue Suede to Tay
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18353
18356 18369
>>18347
>jigglypuff
Kek
Troll casts dark stigma
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Stigmata_(5e_Spell)
Pain in the ass time: troll's stats?
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18354
18357
1503631304235.png
>>18347
>no effect
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18355
18358
Success, the Dog is stunned, and takes damage.
Trump (it gives flanking) a position just behind Kefka) and can attack.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18356
18361
>>18353
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Celestial_Charger
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18357
18364
>>18354
Sorry, the Dog is all-but immune to magic (spoiler alert) and Kefka is pretty much warded against all low-level spells.
hxVLC
?
No.18358
18359
[3d20 = 27]
>>18355
Can I attack this turn? If so, Smite Evil Twice on two attacks. Two castings of the spell

Attack, Attack, Attack, with Vanderiem

Pull out bees
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18359
18360 18365
>>18358
FUCK YOU DICE!
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18360
18365
>>18359
ikr!!
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18361
>>18356
Thank you sir
Y/8M5
?
No.18362
18367
[1d10 = 6]
One strike hits, tho neither of the smites by your phrasing.
I forget your strength/etc bonus, add it to the dice roll
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18363
(size too, add a +6 for that)
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18364
>>18357
>pretty much
....so there is a chance....
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18365
1071367__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-icapon_artist-colon-littlebrownzebraicarus_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_blood_cyoa_git gud_implied murder_knife.png
>>18359
>>18360
>not making weekly blood sacrifices to Choosie
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18366
18368 18369
Troll's move, followed by Tracy, then Tay
hxVLC
?
No.18367
[1d10+10 = 19]
>>18362
For damage roll? it's +4 plus 6 for size. 1d10 +10
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18368
18371
>>18366
>the wizard will take all night, so I'll just type it now
The stupid dog hasn't done anything but pee all over the stadium since last week, so the tender bladder should be mostly empty.
Tracy turns her bag inside out to empty a broom-closets worth of keen-edged knives, swords, hooks, and other various sharp objects into the bladder that fill the chamber and pierce into the organs tender, vascular walls causing massive, painful, excruciating, irritating, unignorable, constant internal-hemorrhaging.
lol, good luck with that, stupid dog.

If she has time left during this turn, she promptly phases her way to the monster's left lung.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18369
>>18366
See
>>18353

Y/8M5
?
No.18370
18372 18373
[1d20 = 14]
Whoops, almost forgot the Dog.
D> Rush
The Dog rushes (150') and climbs up just in front of Tay. Unless 20, Tay is stricken with fear and unable to move
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18371
18374 18384
>>18368
A brilliant strategy, except for the Dog's damage reduction. No effect.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18372
18375 18380
>>18370
Cast remove fear when my turn
>if I understand correctly

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18373
18375
>>18370
GM, if my size gives no advantage to attack rolls, does that mean that the first attack roll was a 2 +15 (first attack bonus)+ 3 (strength)+ 4 (charisma bonus) which failed while a 17 + 5 (third attack bonus)+ 3 succeeded, that means that a 24 attack roll failed but a 25 succeeded, meaning he has an AC of 25, right?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18374
18376
>>18371
im a 14th level cleric right? so i can cast a 7th level spell?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18375
18377 18382 18386
So after Troll moves, Tracy does her knife thing, Tay's move is negated, and after Kefka its Torcuil's turn.
>>18372
I want to hug you
>>18373
It gives strength, but diminishes dex, so null gain
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18376
18381
>>18374
15th, and yes
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18377
>>18375
Does this mean that a 24 failed to hit and a 25 hit?
Y/8M5
?
No.18378
18384 18425
Oh, Tracy (still inside) takes crushing damage
Y/8M5
?
No.18379
18425
[2d8+8 = 16]

Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18380
18386
>>18372
I love you little filly.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18381
18390
>>18376
and i can use arcane spells right?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18382
18383 18390
>>18375
>the spell worked
Thats nice
Torc will cast Halo on Trump
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18383
But the second attack should have landed if the third one did since both were 25, unless the second one does not have the smite evil advantage

Okay, I'll shut up. One Attack landed. I just wanted to know Kefka's AC

>>18382
Yay!
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18384
18387
>>18378
>>18371
>gets back
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I didn't consider crushing damage)
Did she make it to the lung? Also, would having a bladder full of knives distract it at all?
Y/8M5
?
No.18385
[1d10+15 = 22]
>forgot to calculate for smite
No, you're right.

Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18386
18388 18394
1493161320678-1.png
>>18375
>>18380

Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18387
18392 18397
>>18384
Does this thing bleed at all?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18388
>>18386
HNNNNNNNNNG
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18389
18391
I did warn I would fug shit
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18390
18395
>>18381
No, only divine
>>18382
Halo?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18391
18393 18396
>>18389
I mostly just wanted to know what Kefka's AC was, but the first attack get's +4 smite evil, +15 Paladin first attack, +3 strength (size cancel's out, that's Trump's normal attack bonus), for the dice roll of 2 + 22 = 24, the second one was Dice of 8 + 10 +4 +3 because it was smite evil, for a total of 25. The third was not smite evil, so 17 plus 5 plus 3 or 25.

Would the first attack land as well?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18392
18397 18400
>>18387
pls be able to bleed from the inside.
I wanna do cool shit.

Y/8M5
?
No.18393
[15d10 = 94]
[1d10+15 = 25]
>>18391
Fine, fine, but if you know them please designate attack modifiers in attack phrasing, I'm all over the fuggin' place and (as I said) am guaranteed to fug it up
Kefka's turn
>Cast Drain Life on Dog

Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18394
>>18386
>Feels inspired

Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18395
18396
>>18390
Automatic revive on 0 hp
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18396
18399 18400
>>18391
Its not super high, he hasn't had to REALLY fight in ages.
>>18395
e_e You're using non-canon NOW? Without a MEME? DENIED
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18397
18401
>>18387
>>18392
it regens hella fast.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18398
18400
Torcuil attempts an ill advised maneuver, which fails.
Fae, then Infernius, then Norfilly
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18399
18401 18404
>>18396
>non canon
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Halo_(5e_Spell)
I believe it is pronounced
Fuck you?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18400
18404
>>18396
So....Did he just take a full hit from 2 smite evils and a third attack, and shook it off by taking life force from the dog? Fuck

>>18398
Fae please claw the furcker if you are there, and if not, fly closer

>>18392
TRACY KILL THE DOG! Kefka just shook off a full like 70 HP of damage by taking it from the dog


Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18401
18402 18407
>>18397
Can it bleed though, if you stuck a sword directly into its artery and left it there, would blood continue to flow?
>>18399
It says homebrew right at the bottom.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18402
18403
>>18401
anatomically yes.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18403
>>18402
That's all I need for step two.
*flips through various anatomy books*
Y/8M5
?
No.18404
18409 18410
>>18399
>5e
I'd have allowed it if you had mentioned it previous. (and will from here on, but c'mon, I'm a flurry of papers and references and shit right now!)
>>18400
Yes.
Fae closes and uses charging attack,
Y/8M5
?
No.18405
18406
[1d20 = 3]
whoops
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18406
>>18405
>whoops
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18407
>>18401
Usually if you leave objects in the body they can help prevent bleeding, it is when you remove them the bleeding really starts.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18408
18410 18421
Wait, its Tay's turn, not Fae's. That'll be soon.

Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18409
18412
>>18404
I'm a flurry of a laggy tablet because my computer hates me, I feel you bro.
>waits and plans
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18410
18411 18412
>>18404
Does that mean Bite and two claw attacks?
Bite +12 melee (2d6+4) and 2 claws +7 melee (2d4+2)

>>18408
I'll wait
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18411
18413 18414
>>18410
You need a feat to make a Full natural attack upon charging.
I think GM meant Pounce.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18412
18417
>>18410
No, that's a full-round. Charging attack (which would be required to make a successful attack) gets only one.
>>18409
You're after Kefka, so don't sweat it.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18413
>>18411
That's the one
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18414
>>18411
Tracy, kefka just took about 2d10 + 15 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 19 damage, and gained it all back by draining it from the dog, with twice as much damage being done to the dog. It is weakened if only for one round. Please try to do more harm
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18415
18419 18422
fire feel.jpg
>tfw I'm going to have to go soon, but still inside its bladder.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18416
18421
kefka5.png
Tay?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18417
>>18412
K
>writing down shit in notepad furiously
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18418
Whoops! Oh well, get ready for shit
Tay's move
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18419
>>18415
FAnd of course no none knows you are there
KtwdI
?
No.18421
18423 18424
[1d20 = 20]
>>18416
>>18408
I shoot kefka again
>sorry was making a sandwich
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18422
18425
>>18415
Well, from inside the thing, you'll have to either cut your way out, or cut your way in. Your choice.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18423
18426
>>18421
I love you
Y/8M5
?
No.18424
[2d8 = 10]
>>18421
Its fine, I was just wondering.
OOOH! A glorious hit, upside the FACE
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18425
18427 18447
>>18378
>>18379
Would all the organs with smooth muscle tissue deal crushing damage?
>>18422
Is there anywhere to go without organ contraction? I was going for the lung next, although I didn't consider it completely collapsing its organs.
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18426
>>18423
I know.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18427
18429
>>18425
Wait, these are stupid questions...
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18428
18431
K> Cast teleport
Kefka blinks to an elevation of about 500', ~above the 50 yard line
https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
K> Oh my! You aren't like ANYTHING I've faced thus FAR! I THANK you for this opporTUNity! AHHAHAHAHA!
Kefka shifts form >pic related
K> VERY well then. Let us PLAY!
His head lolls to the side, like a madman
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18429
18433
>>18427
The only thing you need to say is "attack, attack, attack"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18430
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly in that order
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18431
18434 18436
>>18428
Should have shackled him...

Is fae big too?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18433
18436 18437
>>18429
Is she still taking crushing damage though, every turn?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18434
18435 18436 18437
>>18431
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Magechain_(5e_Spell)
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18435
18438 18439
>>18434
>posting more non-canon, homebrew 5e spells
Look up 3.5e SRD
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18436
18441
>>18431
>shackled
Heh, good luck
>Fae bigly
No, the spell was directed at Trump and they weren't in proximity
>>18433
Yes
>>18434
Noted
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18437
18440
>>18433
Probably. Make the creature take damage

>>18434
I meant that I had the dimensional shackles on me when I attacked him and I could have shackled him to prevent him from teleporting
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18438
18439
>>18435
In advance, I'll allow it
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18439
18442 18443
>>18435
>a faint "fuck you" is heard in tracy's ears
>>18438
Thx m8
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18440
18444
>>18437
Kek, no. Its got damage reduction. I mentioned that. You need better than basic weapons to damage the Dog, even from inside
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18441
18449
>>18436
Have fae come to my proximity. Within 5 feat to give her advantage of Death Ward and Protection from evil
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18442
>>18439
Oh, don't thank me yet,... e\\_/e
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18443
>>18439
>A faint paper-cut can be felt in Torc's haggis
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18444
18448 18449
>>18440
She's got Cauchemar hooves!
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18445
18446
Oh, it IS Torcuil's turn isn't it? I'm assuming the spell was cast at Kefka?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18446
18454
>>18445
You bet your ass
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.18447
18449
>>18425
I'm guessing that's a no for this...
She'd better get out...
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18448
18450
>>18444
It's also immune to fire.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18449
>>18441
I figured she had both already. You said EVERYONE
>>18444
The hooves are a different story,
>>18420
Ugh. It doesn't matter, he was able to make distance. You guys almost had him.
>>18447
You are correct.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18450
18451 18453
>>18448
Do you know of anything that has 20 damage? The thing should have taken something like 140 damage when Kefka drained it, but that will refill very soon
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18451
>>18450
108, but yes. It gets 40hp/round
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18452
18453 18454 18455 18456
Had to make some food. Have I missed anything?
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18453
18462
>>18450
How much damage has she taken? She can't just get crushed.
>>18452
Not really. The thing's virtually indestructible, even from the inside...
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18454
18457 18460 18462
>>18452
Nope, you're good.
>>18446
Torcuil's magic chains (level 1 homebrew? PLEASE) dissipate upon contact.
K> HAHAHAHAHA! That was AMUSING!!!
Fae could have pounce attacked, except Kefka is no longer there. She can redirect if she likes.
After Fae its Infernius, followed by Norfilly.
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18455
18459 18462
>>18452
I shot kefka in the face
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18456
18462
>>18452
I almost killed Kefka in one round, but he gained it all back. Tay Shot Kefka in the face Tracy succeeded in getting inside the beast, but she's not able to damage it.

Kefka is now too far away for any of us to harm
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18457
>>18454
I should have figured
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18458
Spoiler alert, in his true form Kefka is a veritable demigod. Spare yourselves the trouble of low-level spells and effects
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18459
>>18455
He's got a shield, but she did roll a 20.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18460
18461
>>18454
Fae goes right back charging at Kefka, if she's too small to be mounted
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18461
18463
>>18460
Fae curves off and resumes pursuit of Kefka, who remains cackling in mid-air.
Infernius' turn (still on Uatchit, so he's got good mobility) followed by Norf(illy, calling u Norf)
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18462
18465
>>18453
>>18454
>>18455
>>18456
So "we" need to take him out in one round or he becomes healed again...
dt2xA
?
No.18463
18468
[1d20 = 7]
>>18461
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Destruction
>inb4 one hit kill
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18464
18466
GM, this is important so think carefully
What ethnicity is Kefka?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18465
>>18462
Unless we kill the Tarrasque first, that is correct
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18466
18468
>>18464
Super White. Like really white. Duh
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18467
citymap.png
Not labelled, but rough positions atm
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18468
18469 18471 18487
>>18466
Like, albino status, yes
>>18463
So out of range,....
Norfilly, your turn
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18469
18474 18475
>>18468
Shit, not what I was hoping
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18470
18472
Tracy iss annoyed at how all the knives she emptied out just sit inside the animal's organ without doing damage and is furious at getting crushed without progress
"Fuck this! I'm out." as she barks as phases right out of the beasts's body.

AAAAAAAANNND I g2g for about half an hour..
Assume she took cover (the whole field is covered in piss, so it shouldn't be able to smell her).
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18471
18473 18474
>>18468
So I removed the fear, and have a new turn...
Feel like I can't do too much damage at the moment, so.... Detect magic and look for treasure perhaps....
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18472
>>18470
Good choice. Using full move, you can get about 180' (in ethereal) from the beast, which is up to the other side of the field.
Y/8M5
?
No.18473
18483
[1d20 = 8]
>>18471
Sorry, not a bad choice, except for the cirucmstances. The only 'treasure' detectable is in the party's hands.
Thez> TEN,... <whoof> KEN
Thez stances, and then ports to Kefka's position and strikes (maybe)
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18474
>>18471
reeeeeeeeeee! There's no treasure! And the Magic is above your head!

>>18469
Tourcil, make Fae Bigly so Trump can ride her to Kefka... Otherwise I have no idea how to close range
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18475
>>18469
TOURCIL, if Fae is Bigly, I know my next move

If GM will let me do it
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18476
Hmmm, I'm gonna have to calculate that one
Y/8M5
?
No.18477
[5d8 = 26]
It lands.
Y/8M5
?
No.18478
[1d100 = 66]

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18479
18481
Shooting a good 200' away, Kefka is incapacitated (but not unconscious)
Trump/Dog move (same time)
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18480
18482 18487
>Torc realizes Kefka has violated the NAP
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18481
>>18479
First, How close is Thez to Kefka?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18482
18493
>>18480
Actually shooting him works. Consider it the Castle Doctrine. You're in Florida right?
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18483
18485 18486
>>18473
Damn.... Is there anything I can do.. I suspect if I leave Torc I get mauled by the bad man.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18484
After Trump/Dog is Troll, followed by Tracy, Tay, and then Kefka
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18485
18489
>>18483
How close is Kefka to thez or to Trump?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18486
18488
>>18483
I did say you joined at an awkward time. Don't fret.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18487
stormface.png
>>18468
>>18480
>Autistic screech
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18488
>>18486
lol
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18489
18490
>>18485
Kefka is above, and just outside the long-perimeter of the stadium now, and SERIOUSLY hurting
hxVLC
?
No.18490
18491 18492
[3d20 = 40]
>>18489
Quick draw Long bow

Shoot, Shoot, Shoot at Kefka
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18491
18495
>>18490
My dexterity is shit, but that looks like two lands
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18492
>>18490
>that 20
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18493
18494 18495
>>18482
Yes, but this is ANCAP time
Troll casts Geas on the dog
https://5thsrd.org/spellcasting/spells/geas/
Makes it attack Kefka
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18494
18495 18498
>>18493
Takes 10 minutes to cast and Dog is immune to compulsion
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18495
18496
>>18491
Range modifiers, only one lands. Kefka is bleeding (and not 'just' bleeding).
>>18493
Yeah no, see >>18494
You're lucky its not your turn.
Troll's turn, then Tracy (who is away), then Tay
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18496
18499 18503
>>18495
How many attacks do i have?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18497
Tay, he's so far away you are not likely to land a magnum shot. But of you do, he is very wounded
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18498
18500 18501 18502 18503
>>18494
>burns more flowcharts
fine okay um
Assuming control water can control piss
Trollestia hits the stupid ass dog with a wave of piss
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18499
>>18496
two in one round. You can cast one spell in one round. You have like 4 bullets left, and he is very very far away
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18500
18501 18503
>>18498
I was thinking on trying to "Charm person" on dog and pet it, but after you pissed on it I am sort of less inclined to do that.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18501
18504
>>18498
How is that going to hurt it? Charge Kekfa! Kill Kefka! Only Trollestia and Fae can even fly right now

>>18500
Dog is immune to charm. Cast heroics on relevant party members. Fae and Thez maybe
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18502
>>18498
If Fae were giant, she could do more damage, and maybe be big enough for Trumpaladin to fly to attack Kefka
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18503
18505
>>18496
From range? One.
>>18498
Creative, so I'll allow a mulligan. No on the piss-wave.
>>18500
Yeah no, sorry. You have time tho. They're not normally going to be epic like this.

Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18504
18507
>>18501
I have one bonus lvl2 spell to cast due to charisma. So that or summon a monster that can scratch the surface of the monster.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18505
18509
>>18503
UGH
I got nothing
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18506
18508 18511
339269__explicit_grimdark_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_oc-colon-treebark_adolf hitler_blood_do or deer_gabe newell_meme_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nicolas.jpg
>back
What did I miss?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18507
>>18504
Now that's a good move. Summon a level 2 monster that can fly
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18508
>>18506
Only one turn. He's damned injured now because of a Thez attack, besides the bullet to the face, and he got hit by an arrow
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18509
18510
>>18505
Make something that Flies Giant! Make him come to the ground where our melee fighters can hit him!
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18510
18511
>>18509
This is trollestia you faggot
Not Torc
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18511
18519
>>18506
pls fly in Etheral form to Kefka to charge him. He's super injured

>>18510
Teleport to Kefka?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18512
Wait. Can Trollestia fly?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18513
18514
Sorry, fuggin Cortana froze my comp. Catching up
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18514
18517
>>18513
She has a tendency to do that if you talk dirty to her.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18515
Troll Casts Airwalk
"Let's finish him" she says
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18516
18519
Tracy's turn
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18517
>>18514
>is about to terrorist attack HP
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18518
He's seriously wounded Tracy, and you are one of the only people who can even go near him. Please attack him
+ZiNI
?
No.18519
[6d20 = 56]
>>18511
>>18516
Fuck it then (was going to try to summon 3 weak-ass birds)
Assume monstrous shape and fly up to within charging distance to Kefka while ethereal, and then sneak attack a Dire Charge with a full monstrous attack (2 flaming hooves + sword substituted for bite), and attack with the chain too (don't take penalty from multiple nattacks weapons, because Improved Multi-attack, an Dire charge)
Rolling for Attack (2 hooves + 3 strikes with quickened blade + chain)

I probably fucked up though
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18520
1490850828925.png
>tfw forgot to take Bull's Strength potion
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18521
18522 18524
Troll closes distance (about 1/2) to Kefka
Tracy closes to about 1/4 distance
I forgot the dog, but too late (my bad)
Tay, your move (shot)

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18522
18523
>>18521
..Is it too late to take the potion?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18523
18534
>>18522
Yes, turn passed, but as a free action
KtwdI
?
No.18524
18527
[1d20 = 8]
>>18521
Bang bang
Y/8M5
?
No.18525
[1d20 = 9]

Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18526
18533 18539
3d9.png
"Stay here norfilly, Mr. Snek watch her"
Torc steps out of the booth
He turns to Kef
"YO YE FAGGOT, NO VIOLATING THE NAP"
Cast recriational nukes
This is torcs turn i gtg for an hour
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18527
>>18524
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Y/8M5
?
No.18528
18530 18531
[20d10 = 105]
Both shots miss. Kefka's turn
K> I underestimated you. That's NOT a mistake I'll REPEAT! COMSUME!
Cast Archmage-Augmented Drain Life on Dog
K> LET'S FINISH THIS!
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18529
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez, in order
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18530
18532
>>18528
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Inferius has both grenades and Uatachic right?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18531
>>18528
Is that rat bastard still hovering in air?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18532
tenjfjor.gif
>>18530
>correct
Y/8M5
?
No.18533
18537
[1d20 = 3]
>>18526
Torcuil casts Implosion (memed)
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18534
18535
>>18523
I'll take it next turn then.
Will I need to reroll the attack?
*is prowling, ready to strike*
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18535
18536
>>18534
I think you are limited to three attacks in a turn
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18536
18540
>>18535
I have Dexterous Maw as a racial trait: mouth counts as arm. The nightmare's full attack includes a bite, so I substituted that for Korak's quickened sword.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18537
18539 18543 18612
>>18533
HOLY SHIT. It landed. You fuggin did it.
Wall of text incoming
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18538
Oh fukking gawd, this browser and shit of mine, and the failing copy pasta. I'll make it dramatic in a minute (again) but Kefka is out.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18539
>>18537
>>18526
wait torculi saved the day?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18540
18556
>>18536
Six attacks in a single turn is excessive.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18541
18542 18545
The dog isn't down, but the nerd is kill.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18542
18546
>>18541
.... Wow
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18543
18544 18545 18562
e68.jpg
>>18537
>tfw I wanted to kill him
*Tracy Rushes in to maul the fuck out of his mangled corpse as he falls*
>inb4 he comes back to life
lol, no
Become ethereal and tear his ghost to shreds before it disipates.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18544
>>18543
ATTACK THE FUCKING DOG FIRST!
dt2xA
?
No.18545
18547 18548
[1d20 = 6]
>>18541
>>18543
swoop in and steal his body from tracy.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18546
18550
>>18542
I thought he would last longer than that, he was gonna keep draining the Dog, knowing it regenerated. He got a shit saving throw though, and that spell was probably the best insta-kill spell there is, given the description.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18547
18549
>>18545
You have grenades! Use them on the dog! We'll kill Tracy later
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18548
18551
>>18545
No! Fuck yo I'm the body-snatcher.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18549
18552 18557
>>18547
alright b0ss
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18550
>>18546
I'll take it. Sound's like Tourcil get's first pick from the dead guy's loot again
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18551
18553
>>18548
no fuck you your not stealig this guys loot again.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18552
18554 18557
>>18549
Gib grenades so I can leave them in its lungs.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18553
18555
>>18551
I don't want his loot! I want his body/soul!
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18554
>>18552
*hands 1*
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18555
>>18553
fine.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18556
18558
>>18540
Uhm, that one is a bit reaching. With advanced (ADVANCED) combat training/exp I might allow it, but no. Thez only gets as many attacks as she does cuz she spent a century in an (essentially) shaolin monastery.
Fae first, then Infernius, then Norfilly, Thez, Trump/Dog,....
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18557
18559
>>18549
>>18549
If we can just find a way to get the grenades inside of it...

I hate to say this, but this >>18552

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18558
>>18556
Fae Now changes direction and charges the dog
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18559
>>18557
Thez calls out. "You guys want me inside or outside no pun, she's talking about the beast?"
Y/8M5
?
No.18560
[1d20 = 9]
Fae diverts again, and swipes at the Dog's face (probably not hitting or doing damage)
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18561
18563
Called it. Next (Infernus)
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18562
18564 18565
nightmare form 2.jpg
>>18543
But seriously. Tracy rushes in to rip his ghost to pieces: that's her turn.
dt2xA
?
No.18563
18566
[3d20 = 27]
>>18561
fly by slashes
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18564
18567
>>18562
His body is contorted, mangled, and disfigured. His head is fine if you wanna claim (cut off) that.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18565
18567
>>18562
take a fucking grenade from me you cunt.
Y/8M5
?
No.18566
18568
[2d6 = 5]
>>18563
Miss, hit, miss
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18567
>>18564
Did she manage to get his ghost in time?
*takes head and stuffs it in bag*
>>18565
*takes grenades*
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18568
18569 18571
>>18566
Infernius does no damage (damage reduction)
Norfilly, you're up.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18569
>>18568
Wait, I take that back, I forgot to account for modifiers. Infernius does,... 12 points
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18570
18576 18577
If there is still danger and I can use my one 2lvl spell I cast Summon Monster II.
Otherwise I hum a tune and think of candy
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18571
18576
>>18568
GM, I'm still going after the real loot from this kill

Would it be possible for me to cast holy sword next round?
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18572
18573 18576
Is there anywhere inside this animal's body you guys thing Tracy could slip inside without crushing damage? She's already set on acid and suffocation.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18573
18574
>>18572
Probably not. I recommend just taking the damage. You have three allies who are super good at healing damage
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18574
18575 18577
>>18573
Infernius, gib healing and buffs. Tracy is going in.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18575
18577
>>18574
next turn.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18576
18578 18579
We might finish this tonight after all!
>>18570
I'll see what I can cook up. You're not in harms way.
>>18571
Holy sword, yes.
>>18572
>No crushing
No.
"Tracy, you got that skull bottle I left you?" Thez calls out.


Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18577
18581
>>18574
>>18575
Make filly gib healing, or perhaps Tay, so Inferius can do slashing or grenading

>>18570
Filly, please come closer so you can heal Tracy
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18578
18580
>>18576
I am content thinking of candy. So no worries there
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18579
18586
>>18576
"Um, yeah.." *produces bottle and hands it to Thez*
Just tell me if she got his ghost, I need to put my autism to rest
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18580
18582 18584
>>18578
Somehow, that gives everyone a feeling of comfy. +1's to all (I mean ALL)
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18581
18584
>>18577
Shit if there is someone in trouble I can cast Cure light wounds.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18582
18583
1503337475188-0.png
>>18580

Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18583
>>18582
>perhaps not best image
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18584
18585 18588 18633
>>18580
That includes the Tarrasque...
>>18581
Tracy is getting Crushed and is the only one taking damage thus far. She wants Inferius to help, but he can attack, so I think having a bard cast cure wounds would help her
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18585
18587
>>18584
>Tracy is getting Crushed
She hasn't gone back in yet.
Y/8M5
?
No.18586
18589 18602
[32d20 = 339]
>>18579
You assume he was 'whole' enough to produce a ghost. NO ghost for you!
Thez' turn.
"Tracy, I think I know what you're planning, cuz its what I was gonna do. I'll keep him occupied," she tosses the skull bottle back. "Open it, and then swallow it. I'll keep him occupied, and wear him down." Thez says.
T> Apeshit mode
T> Full round attack, flurry of blows
Steam, energy, and super-saiyan shit starts to wave off Thez. As you (the observer) blink, she's gone, and what sounds like a drum-roll starts hammering away. The Dog is distracted and occupied, as a purple blur works its way around its face.

Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18587
>>18585
>>18585
"I- i can help tracy"
Y/8M5
?
No.18588
[5d8 = 14]
>>18584
No, not the Dog
Six attacks do damage, the rest are not effective.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18589
18590
>>18586
>NO ghost for you!
[sad pony noises]
>Open it, and then swallow it
"O.. O-okay.."
*Downs strange potion from known rapist*
*braces self for spooky effects*
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18590
18592 18602
>>18589
Even though the bottle is lodged in your throat, you can breathe normally.
Its a bottle of air. You'd have been fine with the necklace of adaptation, but Thez doesn't know about that.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18591
18594
Trump and Dog move, followed by Troll, followed by Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Inferinus, and Norfilly
(I could conclude the fight by attrition at this point, but oh no, ur gonna have to work for this one)
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18592
>>18590
>wishes it were bottle of non-crushing
*waits for next turn*
Y/8M5
?
No.18593
[6d20 = 72]
Dog full-round attacks Thez (cuz she's right there)
hxVLC
?
No.18594
18617
[3d20 = 26]
>>18591
I don't know if I can do all of this in one turn, but here is what I want to do in approximate order

Blue Suede to Inferius, Thez, or Tracy) to be within attack distance of the Tarrasque

Cast HOLY SWORD on Inferius
Holy sword adds +5 to attack rolls, +5 to damage rolls. It also adds 2d6 to damage against evil opponents, although I do not think the Tarrasque is of evil alignment

For damage I should have the strength bonus of +4, the size bonus of +6, and the Holy sword bonus of +5, for a total of d10+15 damage

For attack, there is the normal paladin bonus of (+15, +10, +5), the plus +5 from Holy Sword, and +2 or +3 from Divine favor. I cast divine favor earlier, although I forgot about it. Also a +3 for strength modifier. Are there any bonuses from bard spells?

Quick draw Vanderiem,
Attack Attack Attack the Tarrasque

If I cannot Blue Suede into position, run to charge the Tarrasque
Y/8M5
?
No.18595
[1d20 = 8]
1st attack (bite) lands on Thez, rolling for swallow
Y/8M5
?
No.18596
18602
[1d20 = 5]
And Thez is eated.
Next attacks are void as Dog rushes nearest ground target which appears to be Trump
Rolling frightful presence
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18597
18598
Trump saves, but dog is right there staring down.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18598
18599
>>18597
So can attack?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18599
18600
>>18598
Yep. Technically this was supposed to be simultaneous, but dog missed the last round so was chomping at the bit (ha!)
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18600
>>18599
Um... If we are going with that last set of rolls, the first attack would have landed against the Tarrasque's 25 AC. The second one would as well If there is a +2 modifier from bard spells I don't know about
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18601
18603
Norfilly, you've done quite well. I only made you weak cuz you said 1 y/o, but after this you'll b much stronger. I know its late, so if at any point you need to retire its fine. ^_^
+ZiNI
?
No.18602
18604 18605
[1d20 = 15]
>>18596
>>18586
>>18590
Did Thez mean to tell Tracy to join her in there?
Rolling Sense Motive
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18603
18604 18607
>>18601
I have no problem staying in the background singing and thinking of candy. Also have twigs I need to collect.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18604
18606 18608
>>18602
No, she thought to keep it occupied, but she got eated by dice.
>>18603
Kek. By your will. ^_^
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18605
18633
>>18602
She gave you a bottle of air. That means she wants you to go somewhere you'd otherwise asphyxiate. That means inside the Tarrasque
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18606
18609 18611
>>18604
>the bottle though
She expected Tracy to go back in?
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18607
18614
>>18603
"Shes so innocent it amazes me."
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18608
>>18604
I can be a mascot that always point to true north "Know Direction"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18609
18610 18616
>>18606
She thought that was your game, yes.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18610
18617
>>18609
So um... The attack?
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18611
18616
>>18606
Yes.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18612
18613
>>18537
>I killed the nerd
BECAUSE ITS SWEET SWEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH
ITS OURS FOR THE TAKING, OURS FOR THE FIGHT
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18613
18615
>>18612
I know right. I thought GM wouldn't allow that. You get first dibs on his hit. Again
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18614
18615 18618 18624
1493161320678-0.png
>>18607

Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18615
18618
>>18613
What does he even have?
>>18614
>heart attack
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18616
18625 18629 18641
>>18611
>>18609
>doesn't want to get crushed, but sure
Can Tracy move yet?
If so, she charges and phases right through the dogs body and leaves a grenade (armed by fiery maw) behind her in its lung as she passes through (etherealness would wear off as soon as it stops touching her)
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18617
18618
>>18594
Thez was in midair, so no. Tracy would've been closest.
>holy sword
"Ah shit lad! Now I be Vanderiem the Masterful, Mystical, Malicious,... ah hell JUST KILL THE BASTERD!"
>>18610
Sorry Uh, its got a 35 ac, so I'm thinking the first hit landed, but IDK about the other 2.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18618
18619 18624
>>18615
I don't know.

>>18614
You're going to kill us with that cuteness

>>18617
35? I thought it was 25? (the other attacks didn't get 25, but for the future)
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18619
18621
>>18618
Again, fugg it. Go one then
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18620
Its organs are 25, its exterior is 35. Sorry
hxVLC
?
No.18621
[1d10+16 = 20]
>>18619
Hit damage dice roll? I forgot nord filly adds one to damage
Y/8M5
?
No.18622
[8d20 = 81]

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18623
18624 18625
Troll, Tracy, Tay, Torcuil,...
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18624
18628
>>18614
>Torc makes a mental note to take the filly stick collecting after this
>>18618
Besides, I only took one thing from Korak
>>18623
I'm gonna go ahead and Have Torc cast hail at dog, you can have troll again

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18625
18629
>>18623
See >>18616

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18626
18633
Tay, the skin of the Tarrasque is too tough to make it worth shooting at (35 AC is much higher than Kefka's). I recommend something like an ally boosting effect, unless there is some other attack
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18627
18630
Troll> I don't know how to defeat it. Its durability is its greatest strength. Without 20's, I don't know how we can hurt it.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18628
18649
1493181041669.png
>>18624

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18629
18633
>>18616
>>18625
Remember to light the grenade with a flaming hoof. Inferius probably should have given you more grenades
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18630
18631 18633
>>18627
"Roll a 20" Trumpaladin says to Troll
Y/8M5
?
No.18631
[1d20 = 11]
>>18630
>rape Trump
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18632
Awwww, I thought,....
(That WAS a troll)
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18633
18634 18636
>>18630
>>18629
>>18626
>>18605
>>18584
Okay, I'll stop trying to control my allies' actions now...
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18634
18638 18639
>>18633
Yeah, do so stop that.
Y/8M5
?
No.18635
[1d20 = 12]
Jokes aside,....
Troll casts Searing Light

Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18636
18638
>>18633
"Your leadership is a great quality,"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18637
18639
Fail, Tracy, Tay, Torcuil, Fae,...
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18638
>>18634
Gib gem horde

>>18636
"Thank you, Tay"
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18639
18641 18642
>>18637
>>18634
Tracy go after me ill buff you
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18640
18643 18646
Tracy can delay at will, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18641
18643 18662
>>18616
Okay, get buffed here >>18639
before doing this >>18616
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18642
>>18639
Tay, your buff
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18643
>>18641
meant for >>18640

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18644
18645
Also, it's retarded to ask at this point, but can Tracy perform ride-by attacks in her big form?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18645
>>18644
Sure
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18646
18647 18648
>>18640
I cast good hope. Tracy and any one else within 200 feet of me gets +2 saving throws attack rolls ability checks skill checks damage rolls
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18647
>>18646
"You are the best singer"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18648
>>18646
Tracy has buff. Your move Tracy, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18649
18651 18653
1280px-Seattle_Seahawks_logo.svg.png
>>18628
>torc has a brilliant idea
He runs up and grabs norfilly. He steps just outside the booth
"YO DOG, LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE SHIT"
Terragore now has diabeetus and dies
This is satire, Torc would not put filly in danger, but his fagot does have diabetus now
Torc actually casts the pic related logo under the terragore
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18650
18652
(buff also affects Trump, still bigly)
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18651
18659
>>18649
YOU.................
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18652
18653
>>18650
Inferius?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18653
>>18649
Um, wut?
>>18652
Yes, sorry.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18654
18655 18656 18658 18659
Torcuil, in his foolishness, dispels all buffs
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18655
18657
>>18654
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18656
18662
>>18654
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

I needed those....

Does that include holy sword, or not include?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18657
18661
>>18655
I'm not the one who memed a seahawk logo,... I'm just rolling with the punches.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18658
18665
How much damage did the the luyng-grenade do?
>>18654
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18659
18660 18661 18664
>>18651
Told you you wou...
>>18654
Nigga listen here, gliphs only affect those who step on them. Now fuck off to hell where you belong
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18660
>>18659
Ill eat Your heart later scott.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18661
18663
>>18657
Does that include giant size?

>>18659
Don't tell a GM to fuck off back to hell. He is more powerful than you. It's like being rude to a police officer. It's just not smart
Y/8M5
?
No.18662
18669
[1d20 = 8]
>>18656
No, that one is fine.
>>18641
Missed that (happened before squawks logo)
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18663
>>18661
I will when he messes up my spell

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18664
18666 18669
>>18659
One should be careful how one uses a squawk logo. I'll let this slide, but in future,....
>buffs restored
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18665
18669 18670
>>18658
Lung grenade misses, and I'll let you toss it before it explodes in ur hands
Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18666
18677 18680 18685
>>18664
At least it wasn't glimmer
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18667
18671 18672
Are anyone hurt and in need of "Cure Light Wounds"?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18668
18677
Dog has possible spell reflection, so again, be careful
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18669
18673
>>18664
>>18662
Yay!

>>18665
Fae attacks. That's a full attack if near enough and a pounce if not

Bite +12 melee (2d6+4) and 2 claws +7 melee (2d4+2)
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18670
>>18665
>misses while inside ling
[reeeeeeeees internally]
Okay...
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18671
18676
>>18667
Tracy has wounds, but otherwise (aside from tired) everyone seems okay-ish
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18672
>>18667
We will soon. If you want to buff us in the meantime, or just look cute (buff us in a less good way with no spell used), that is also good
Y/8M5
?
No.18673
[3d20 = 12]
>>18669

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18674
Fae connects, but no damage.
Y/8M5
?
No.18675
18679
[40d20 = 443]
"FIRE!!" A call rings out from the edge of the stadium.

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18676
18684
>>18671
Tracy was passing through the creature's body, and would immediately go there if she wasn't secretly afraid of scaring the little filly with her spooky nightmare body...
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18677
>>18668
Welp, Torc is useless if he can reflect spells
>>18666
>666
>glimmer mention
How
Y/8M5
?
No.18678
18682
[3d8+2 = 9]
A flurry of arrows fly out from the perimeter, most landing, and one hitting the Dog in the eye
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18679
>>18675
>The goyim woke up and are taking back their city
Yay!
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18680
18681
Spoilered
>>18666

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18681
18683
>>18680
Gib healing and moar grenades.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18682
>>18678
My Personal Army! They arrived!

"Good Job Men! Kefka is dead! We are all almost free! Attack Attack Attack!"
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18683
18686
>>18681
nades and heals coming up.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18684
18697
1500820445886.png
>>18676

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18685
18688
>>18666
I give you back trips, and this is what you do with it. Am disappoint. Am disappoint.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18686
18690 18693
Infernius' turn. "We of Port Barry will not stand idly while you face this foe! Fight ON!" cries Sechs, the stadium ringed by armed civilians who are not so civilian anymore.
>>18683
Uhm oick one
Y/8M5
?
No.18687
[8d20 = 78]

Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18688
>>18685
Oh go cry me a river
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18689
18693
More of the Port citizens appear from in and around the playing field, flanking and striking at the Dog. No one (except the one guy) land a successful blow, but there are many who have taken up arms.
The battle is joined. It is not just the party now, but the people with them.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18690
18691 18692
>>18686
i cure crit wounds on tracy can i hand her some grenades?
Y/8M5
?
No.18691
[1d4+3 = 7]
>>18690
Yes. That many
dt2xA
?
No.18692
[4d8+15 = 31]
>>18690

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18693
18694
>>18689
>>18686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80>>18686

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18694
18699
>>18693
A band, from somewhere in the periphery begins to play. Bard songs are augmented.
Norfilly, your move. Through buffs, u can sing Inspire Heroics
+ZiNI
?
No.18695
18696
[1d20 = 14]
Tracy speeds through the dog again and drops off another grenade in the lung as she passes through (Idk how a grenade misses while it's already inside the lung, but roll)
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18696
18698
>>18695
Its a matter of timing. It takes a 20 to unphase and rephase while depositing a grenade. Besides, its not your turn yet.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18697
18699
>>18684
Not sure how that applies,... btw
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18698
18700
>>18696
I figured she didn't need to unphase, because the grenade would lose the affect as soon as it stopped touching her, but whatever...
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18699
18702
>>18694
I was going to ask if I could do do "Prestidigitation" even if it isn't in my available spells and create an origami pony... But I'll sing.

>>18697
>Tracy
Y/8M5
?
No.18700
[1d20 = 4]
>>18698
Fair point, but still, the timing is ridiculous to determine. Its not 1 to 1 proportions. I'm still thinking it requires a 20 to land properly.
PSSST, you'd have better luck trying to toss it in the Dog's mouth!
Thez> Kyuken

Y/8M5
?
No.18701
[5d8+35 = 61]

Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18702
18769
>>18699
>so sing Inspire Heroics
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18704
18708
The Dog lurches to the side, struck internally, and without defense.
>>18703
She's a big girl
Y/8M5
?
No.18705
[1d20 = 17]

Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18706
>>18703
no i dont REEEE
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18707
18710
Trump/Dog move, followed by Troll, Tracy, Tay, and Torcuil.
Troll> She's fighting it from the inside!
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18708
Spoilered
>>18704

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18709
https://youtu.be/4KruYmXFmsU
hxVLC
?
No.18710
18711 18712 18714 18715
[3d20 = 16]
>>18707
Trumpa attacks dog. Modifiers, if the filly's last turn did not buff them further, are +28/+23/+18

Damage modifier is 1d10+18, unless Filly added more

Slash Slash Slash the bastard
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18711
18712 18716
>>18710
FUCK
YOU
DICE!
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18712
18713
>>18710
>>18711
>1
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18713
18717
>>18712
Hush. You've gotten bad dice rolls too
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18714
1494203__safe_artist-colon-thebathwaterhero_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_hose_pony.png
>>18710
>1
Y/8M5
?
No.18715
18718
[6d20 = 71]
>>18710
Ewww, that 1 should void other attacks, but given the circumstances, I'll let it be a miss. 2 hits.
D> Full round attack
Bigly Trump and the Dog exchange a wicked series of hits
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18716
>>18711
>sigh
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18717
18719 18722
>>18713
His are usually funny though
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18718
>>18715
Uh... I get like a 45 AC right? 42 if no new buffs from Tay and the Filly?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18719
Spoilered
>>18717

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18720
Is Thez still getting crushed inside that thing's stomach?
Y/8M5
?
No.18721
[2d10+16 = 28]
[4d8+17 = 23]
dice too long
MuWa7
?
No.18722
18724
[20d1 = 20]
>>18717
You mean like this?
Y/8M5
?
No.18723
[3d8+8 = 24]
[2d12+16 = 23]
still going
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18724
>>18722
>thinking his ironic 1's won't count
Y/8M5
?
No.18725

Y/8M5
?
No.18726
18729
[2d10+20 = 26]

Y/8M5
?
No.18727
18732 18733 18734
[40d20 = 398]
K, sorry. Browser crashed again.
After taking the full range of blows from the T, Trump is at about 30% health, but lands several nasty blows of his own. The T (sorry D) is at about 40% health.
Troll casts Cure Serious Wounds
Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
FIRE!!!
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18728
GM?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18729
Twilight_Sparkle_sad_S1E2.png
>>18726
>GM.exe has stopped working
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18730
Well?
Y/8M5
?
No.18731
[4d8+10 = 31]


Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18732
>>18727
What is my health after the serious wounds?

Um, Tay? If you would help heal what Troll cannot...
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18733
18739
>>18727
Throws all the grenades in it's mouth.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18734
18736
>>18727
Uh, what kinda roll is that?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18735
18737
Its fuggin Cortana! I keep telling it to die, and it keeps coming back to life! Its like the fuggin dog!
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18736
18737
>>18734
That's Port Barry launching volleys of arrows.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18737
18738 18742
>>18735
This is why I didn't upgrade to windows 10
>>18736
Ah
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18738
18745
>>18737
this was a smart move
>that windows 8 life
Y/8M5
?
No.18739
18740 18743
[4d20 = 28]
>>18733
You can't throw them all, but I'll let u double-fisthoof (so 4)
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18740
18741
>>18739
>1
Poor Tracy
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18741
>>18740
And possibly also me, given the proximity
Y/8M5
?
No.18742
[3d6 = 12]
>>18737
Didn't have a choice so gearing up for a Linux machine
>>18737
One grenade blows up at your feet, and the rest bounce off around the mouth, 2 doing damage (but not much)
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18743
1475664809387.jpg
>>18739
>1

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18744
18746
The damage is minimal, and only cuz I'm making the fight play out. As I said, its essentially done, but no fast-forward this time (cuz reasons)
Tay, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18745
18749
>finally found an offical 3.5e spellbook
I hate everything
>>18738
>windows 7
KtwdI
?
No.18746
18747 18748 18751
[3d8+10 = 27]
>>18744
I heal trump
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18747
18751
>>18746
Yay!
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18748
18751 18754 18756
>>18746
I meant tracy
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18749
18750 18751
>>18745
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Limited_Wish
I MAKE TRACY'S NEXT ATTACK HIT FOR SURE
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18750
18752
>>18749
We'll need that to keep it dead.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18751
18761
>>18746
>>18747
>>18748
Kek
>>18749
You're using THAT for THAT? RLY? I'll let you rethink that, cuz you'll fuggin NEED it e_O
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18752
18757
>>18750
THIS
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18753
>>187501
fine rethinking
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18754
18755
>>18748
Mother fucker
Y/8M5
?
No.18755
18758
[1d20 = 7]
>>18754
Don't worry, its in the bag.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18756
>>18748
[thankful nightmare noises]
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18757
18759 18762 18763
>>18752
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Destruction
I cast this then
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18758
18760 18762
>>18755
GM, what is my health level?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18759
>>18757
i tried it didnt work.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18760
18761
>>18758
ill heal you.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18761
18767
>>18760
Yay!
>>18751
Not funny
Y/8M5
?
No.18762
18763
[3d20 = 38]
[10d6 = 23]
>>18757
K
>>18758
34hp
Fae attacks(?)
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18763
18765
>>18757
Where does it say thsat is available to wizards? I see cleric

>>18762
yes
Y/8M5
?
No.18764
[4d8+8 = 19]
[4d6+8 = 22]

Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18765
>>18763
I can cast cleric and mage
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18766
18767 18771
Infernius is healing?, (choose spell)
Norfilly is adorable and should probably inspire determination (not an ability, GM insert)
dt2xA
?
No.18767
[3d8+15 = 33]
>>18761
>>18766

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18768
18770
Trump is less destroyed (~ 1/2 hp)
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18769
18770
>>18702
Sorry I missed this, but I'll make up for it. Basically, Song of Determination means auto-strike for next attack
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18770
18773 18774
>>18768
>>18769
Did the tarrasque do 70% damage on me in a single round?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18771
18774
>>18766
>was that a fucking undertale reference?
Y/8M5
?
No.18772
[1d20 = 5]
I was going to stretch it out further, but we're at the verge of the end, so I wanna finish it tonight.
Thez> KYU... cough KEN
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18773
>>18770
it does alot of damage.
Y/8M5
?
No.18774
[5d8+35 = 61]
>>18770
In a word, yes.
>>18771
Nope, never played it

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18775
18778 18785
The Dog slumps over. Its still alive, but its hurting BAD.
Y/8M5
?
No.18776
[1d20 = 3]

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18777
That wasn't good
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18778
18780
>>18775
Throw Javelin in its mouth.
Y/8M5
?
No.18779
[40d20 = 468]
"FIRE!!!"

+ZiNI
?
No.18780
18782 18784
[1d20 = 6]
>>18778
Forgot to roll
Y/8M5
?
No.18781
[8d8+16 = 48]

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18782
18784 18786
>>18780
Dammit!
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18783
18787
Sorry I was away for a little moment..
Is there anything I missed?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18784
>>18782
>>18780
rip.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18785
18788
>>18775
If I can take the "heal serious wounds as a free action, then do that, and
Slash, Slash, Slash with Vanderiem

If not,then Blue suede the fuck out of harm's way and drink from flask
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18786
18788 18789 18790
>>18782
Shush now, that was enough, everyone had auto-hit cuz Norfilly song. Cinematic time!!!
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18787
18798
>>18783
Doggo won't die.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18788
>>18786
See >>18785 since I think it's my turn. I think

Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18789
>>18786
Yay cinematic
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18790
18791 18792 18797
>>18786
I want to be Tracy to be inside its body as it dies and eat her way out like a maggot.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18791
18792
>>18790
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18792
18794 18795 18796
>>18790
*joins Thez and starts slashing the walls with koraks sword*
>>18791
>implying I need a reason
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18793
18805
The Terrasque, the scourge of ALL dimensions and planes and living things, roars, and thrashes about aimlessly, before falling to the ground in a heap. Its body covered outside and inside with dozens of wounds, its life is depleted (all friggin 858 hp) and for the moment, is down.
Torcuil, this is your cue
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18794
18801 18806
>>18792
Since its down, you can readily warp inside. Inside, you find Thez unconscious, and not breathing.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18795
>>18792
>koraks sword
Why do I keep saying that?
Tracy's sword.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18796
>>18792
It's just kind of gratuitous
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18797
>>18790
>edgy as fuck!!
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18798
18799 18800 18803 18805 18808 18811
>>18787
Can we make doggo our friend and adopt it?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18799
18813
>>18798
No.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18800
18802 18813
>>18798
Definitely not
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18801
18804
>>18794
>is vulnerable
Tracy does the right thing and gently drags Thez out of the beast so she can have the monsters innards to herself.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18802
18807
>>18800
Did the Port Barry NPCs do the actual death blow?
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18803
18813
>>18798
No...
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18804
>>18801
*begins eating the walls*
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18805
18813 18814
>>18798
NO
>>18793
Eish to keep it dead
dt2xA
?
No.18806
[3d8+15 = 29]
>>18794
REEEEE I WONT LOOSE HER AGAIN

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18807
18810
>>18802
No, that was definitely Tracy. Citizens were out of range of song. Besides, it feeds into the whole "Assassin's guild" agenda.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18808
18811 18813
>>18798
"Someone cover her eyes!" can be heard from inside the beasts body

Y/8M5
?
No.18809
[7d20 = 90]

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18810
>>18807
With a javelin throw? But her round wasn't until much later.

Eh, whatever
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18811
18813
>>18798
>>18808
Eyes coverd tracy
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18812
*is still eating the creature from the inside out*
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18813
18818
1501442266425-2.png
>>18799
>>18800
>>18803
>>18805
>>18808
>>18811


Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18814
18815 18820
>>18805
Torcuil's spell begins to take effect. Bands of magic weave their way around the corpse of the Terrasque, sparkling and fractally spiralling around. As this happens, Infernius leaps forward and prys its mouth open, to find Tracy dragging Thez, unconscious from its gullet. As all escape the body, the bands tighten and clinch around the body sealing and condensing the body of the fiendish creature, into something like an egg-shape. The last of magic winds its self about one section of the remaining carapace, about 2-hands in length, with the purest of white lacing on one side.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18815
18816 18823
>>18814
"Huh"
Whats the loot?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18816
18823 18827
>>18815
"our lives"
what is the loot though gm?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18817
18819 18822 18825 18841
1504387221166-0.png
Wisps of magic drift off of it continually, and though its form remains sealed within, the Terrasque is no more, reformed and reshaped. It rests on the 50 yard line, sparkling and solemn.
Anonymous