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Occupied Equestria: Through the mist
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173000
173462
In the south in the Kululu Forest, Posey searches for a lost instrument of war. In Baltimare, Kira establishes herself, while Silver enjoys a brief respite. In Hellquill, Amber prepares to play her music to the dictator of Hellquill. Elsewhere, trouble brews.
673 replies and 54 files omitted.
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173004
Posey is staring down the hydra with her body half-eaten and her puppies flanking to attack on her turn.
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173005
(hydra's turn)
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173006
173007 173019
>>172998 →
Neela is silent for a moment
"... No." She relaxes her body a little

"So... What were your plans for a place to stay?"

>>172999 →
shrugs

The hydra bites at each attacker with its remaining heads.

I'm not sure if frightful presence should still be effective, or if it should even have affected the hydra in the first place

Posey
[1d20+6 = (14+6) = 20]
Pup 1
[1d20+6 = (3+6) = 9]
Pup 2
[1d20+6 = (3+6) = 9]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173007
173008
>>173006
It hits, due to Posey being underwater.
Here's to a good damage roll. I need the Masochism bonus to make another head this round.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173008
173010
>>173007
[1d10+3 = (8+3) = 11]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173009
173010
Going to roll Posey's turn preemptively.
She lets her Puppies attack first
[1d20+4 = (19+4) = 23]
[1d20+4 = (8+4) = 12]
[1d20+4 = (2+4) = 6]
[1d20+4 = (12+4) = 16]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173010
173011
>>173008
Unf.
>>173009
That's two hits
[4d6 = 16]
Grapples
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]
[1d20+7 = (13+7) = 20]
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173011
173014
>>173010
swoosh

[1d20+16 = (18+16) = 34]
[1d20+16 = (6+16) = 22]
Anonymous
41c199a
?
No.173012
173013 173014 173016
Posey follows up with a Sunder. Depending on the results of the opposed grapple, she may or may not take an attack of opportunity.
[1d20+10 = (13+10) = 23]
"[Incoherent bubbling]!" (Die!)
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173013
173015 173016 173022
>>173012
bites u
[1d20+6 = (14+6) = 20]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173014
173016
>>173011
Posey provokes opportunity attack as she sunders.
>>173012
[1d8+10 = (1+10) = 11] sunder damage
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173015
>>173013
Ow. Hit

(Posey's AC is 17 rn)
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173016
173017
>>173013
>>173012
Which I believe hits
[1d10+3 = (6+3) = 9]

>>173014
But succeeds
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173017
173018 173020 173021
This would be Posey's whole turn.
Hydra attacks now.
>>173016
Fuck yes. Only two heads left.
Posey's Crawlers stick around for two more rounds.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173018
173020
>>173017
[1d3 = 2]
[1d3 = 1]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173019
173020
>>173006
"I've got Bits, so maybe we can pay rent for an apartment like this one. A different one though, in a different place where we're less likely to be harassed by police officers hitting our apartment."
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173020
173021 173033
>>173017
>>173018
The head attacking Pup 2 moves around to attack Posey now

Posey:
[1d20+6 = (17+6) = 23]

Pup 1
[1d20+6 = (16+6) = 22]

>>173019
She nods, pleased with this
"Yes. At worst we could find someone to stay with. Or a hotel."
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173021
>>173020
>>173017
Looks like that one hits
[1d10+3 = (4+3) = 7]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173022
173023
>>173013
I'm spirit of good sport I gotta say, iirc, don't Hydras AoO with all of their heads at once?
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173023
>>173022
I don't think so. One AoO should be one attack. They have the ability to do it several times in the same round, should there be multiple occasions
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173024
173025
Posey's puppies continue their flanking routine, extending their innards to slurp up the blood as Posey removed the heads.
[1d20+4 = (12+4) = 16]
[1d20+4 = (7+4) = 11]
[1d20+4 = (14+4) = 18]
[1d20+4 = (16+4) = 20]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173025
173026 173027 173029
>>173024
Three hits
[6d6 = 20]
Three grapples
[1d20+9 = (16+9) = 25]
[1d20+9 = (3+9) = 12]
[1d20+9 = (4+9) = 13]
I can't believe I've been forgetting flanking bonuses.
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173026
173027 173028 173029
>>173025
Posey makes her own Strike, going for a head
[1d20+10 = (1+10) = 11]
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173027
173029 173030
>>173025
swoosh
[1d20+16 = (8+16) = 24]
[1d20+16 = (9+16) = 25]
[1d20+16 = (19+16) = 35]

>>173026
Posey does not sunder the head
bites u
[1d20+6 = (13+6) = 19]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173028
>>173026
......
FUCK
My spell is going to expire next round. For fuck's sake. Fuck.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173029
>>173026
>>173027
>>173025
Or maybe it doesn't bite her...
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173030
173031
>>173027
Aha! He's grappled, which means he does not AoO
Roll Will vs Vile touch
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173031
173032
>>173030
[1d20+2 = (12+2) = 14]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173032
173034
>>173031
Pass...
Hydra's turn...
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173033
173034
>>173020
"I've made do with worse, myself, but I've got more than just myself to worry about now, right? Hotels would probably get expensive, paying per night. Anyways, you're still my guide to the city. Know of a good neighborhood to look for an apartment in?"
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173034
173036 173038 173039
>>173032
It attempts to free itself from the grapple
[1d20+16 = (13+16) = 29]

And then attacks

Pup 1
[1d20+6 = (7+6) = 13]

Pup 2
[1d20+6 = (10+6) = 16]

>>173033
"They are nicer in the west and by the river. Cheapest in the east and by the water."
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173035
Okay, I've taken three of its heads, and Posey's Puppies have done decent damage to it every round. It should be at very low health, but it'll heal.
If I take another head this round, it'll have one head left after Posey's puppies go...
I need to do as much damage as possible to it this round.
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173036
173037 173040
>>173034
It can attack and escape a grapple in the same turn?
Whatever. Posey's puppies are massive HP sponges.

Puppies attack again on Posey's turn, their last attack for this summon
[1d20+4 = (12+4) = 16]
[1d20+4 = (12+4) = 16]
[1d20+4 = (7+4) = 11]
[1d20+4 = (3+4) = 7]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173037
173040
>>173036
Two hits
[4d6 = 11]
Two grapples
[1d20+9 = (11+9) = 20]
[1d20+9 = (17+9) = 26]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173038
173040
>>173034
"I think we might have enough for a nicer apartment. And the police are less likely to be looking for, well, creatures like us in the nicer parts of town, right?"
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173039
>>173034
Oh wait, the puppy gets an opposed grapple.
It can win with only a nat 20
[1d20 = 5]
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173040
173041 173042 173047
>>173036
>>173037
Opposed:
[1d20+16 = (19+16) = 35]
[1d20+16 = (1+16) = 17]

>>173038
"They aren't..." She says

"... That's a lot of money"
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173041
173044
>>173040
It appears to be grappled
[1d20+2 = (9+2) = 11]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173042
173043
>>173040
>Nat 1
Orcus has tipped the scales in my favor
DC 12 Will saves vs Vile Touch

Posey takes advantage of this to sunder one of its two remaining heads.
[1d20+9 = (1+9) = 10]
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173043
173045
200.gif
>>173042
ORCUS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173044
173045
>>173041
If that's a will save, that means he's Nauseated, but only for one round as Posey's puppies are about to disappear.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173045
173049
>>173044
>>173043
You have one round
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173047
173048
>>173040
"Well, even if it turns out that somehow, this isn't enough Bits? At the very least we know we tried, and we'll know for the future how many we'll need."
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173048
173054
>>173047
"No, that's enough bits for rent... Just, it leaves fewer bits for other things." After a pause "I would just get an apartment around here... but I've never had that many bits."
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173049
173050 173052
>>173045
Well, I can't outrun it at swimming speed, and with no acid damage left, I can't reliably cut off heads...
Posey could try to summon her puppies again... But idk about that.

With no other options left, Posey's best bet is to try to deal as much damage as possible in this single round, before its fast healing kicks in and the battle becomes unwinnable. It I get it down to low enough health, it might flee, but idk. If my math is right, it should be around 14 HP...

Posey makes a charnel touch against the neaseated Hydra. She uses versatile spellcaster to cast Inflict Moderate wounds.
[1d20+7 = (9+7) = 16]
>inb4 miss
She can always hold the charge...
Anonymous
41c199a
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No.173050
>>173049
Yes, hit!
[3d8+8 = (13+8) = 21]
Hopefully this drops him
Anonymous
b678647
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No.173052
>>173049
Wait, my math might be wrong...
Anonymous
b678647
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No.173053
173055
>one spell slots left
If this doesn't work, it's going to be a Chill Touch battle of attrition.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173054
173056
>>173048
"It sounds like you would value getting some nicer furniture over getting a nicer apartment."
Anonymous
b678647
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No.173055
173056
>>173053
Or it could try sword + natural weapons, and just try to out-damage him...
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173056
173057 173058 173100
>>173054
"A nice apartment would be nice..." She presses her lips together

>>173055
I'll have to do the math on it later
Anonymous
ec95381
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No.173057
>>173056
I'll go to bed now.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173058
173059
>>173056
curious tongue flicks
Anonymous
48fa069
?
No.173059
173060
>>173058
"Like a townhouse by the river... or a house in Westside..." She says
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
?
No.173060
173126
>>173059
"Well, let's go! Maybe we'll be pleasantly surprised by the prices?"
Anonymous
c5d38ca
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No.173067
173068
Idk why I cast Inflictoderate Wounds, when I should've just summoned two more crawlers... Inflict spells are garbage. It was almost 2:00 AM, and I wanted the fight to be over, but now idk how I can do enough damage to drop this guy if that last attack didn't take him down.
And I got rid of my >overpowered Defiler feat, so I can't recover that slot.
Anonymous
c5d38ca
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No.173068
>>173067
Wait... I have one more Cha bonus spell slot than I initially thought. Posey could summon her puppies one more time, for a drawn out but equally .
It would have been smarter to do that while the Hydra was Nauseated though...
If Posey swam 15 ft backwards with her remaining move action, maybe she wouldn't provoke AoO, but the Hydra should have long reach, and that would just let it charge her on its turn, so Posey will have to stay put and rely on her damage reduction to tank this for long enough to summon her puppies again.
Anonymous
36a9f27
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No.173083
It's the Hydra's turn, once GM is done with math.
Anonymous
6c659dc
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No.173084
>>172839 →
Amber nods and continues on, but she is left pondering what he could possibly mean by that. A wide smile by a griffon is always something to be concerned about.
That'll teach me to catch up to posts before replying
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173090
173259
GettyImages-157477560-e8b4ffd860a94fb3b15a92ef227d97ff.jpg
>>173076 →
Amber enters into the inner castle, finding medieval walls with rooms built in, and a plaza with grass, trees, stone, a little stand selling pastries and a number of uniformed officers gathered around that, evidently talking and eating. Amber sees a mix of medieval fortifications, baroque additions, and then more modern glass windows. Interestingly, there are two shinny high-end automobiles, a black Mercurial, and a new burgundy Mustang Royal, undoubtably a difficult to obtain import.

But what stands out in the plaza are the two buildings that occupy much of its space. One, standing a bit to the left and the back, is a very old cylindrical tower. But more interesting is the very large basilica, likely possessing the title of "cathedral" and certainly worthy of it. situated to the right at the back of the plaza, alongside the wall, it's tall, rectangular, in the neo-gothic style with one tower near the center, a high gable roof of black tile with a pattern of blue V's, high but narrow stained-glass windows along the side, and a few statues of saints about the door at its entrance.

But Amber isn't here for that. She's here for the structure at the end of the plaza. The Grandmaster's Palace. There are two round towers around the entrance, and two guards, who make eye contact with her and motion for her to enter.
Anonymous
505aa50
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No.173100
173110 173124
2143254__safe_artist-colon-badumsquish_derpibooru+exclusive_big+macintosh_oc_earth+pony_hybrid_hydra_hydra+pony_monster+pony_original+species_pony_g4_arm+behind.png
610233__safe_artist-colon-harwick_princess+cadance_shining+armor_alicorn_hydra_pony_unicorn_g4_awesome_badass_battle+couple_biting_concave+belly_epic_female_fi.jpg
655063__safe_artist-colon-zilvart_twilight+sparkle_hydra_g4_drool_female_frown_glare_glowing+eyes_high+res_multiple+heads_solo_technically+advanced.jpg
84932__safe_artist-colon-angerelic_twilight+sparkle_hydra_pony_unicorn_g4_armor_athena+sparkle_butt_canterlot_dock_female_fight_force+field_greek+mythology_hi.png
558812__safe_artist-colon-assasinmonkey_oc_oc+only_hydra_pony_first+contact+war_detailed_multiple+heads_swamp_wallpaper.png
>>173056
Any progress on that math?
Idk if it's dead, but I have barely enough resources to repeat the same strategy as last time, so if it's alive, bring it on.
Anonymous
d82befc
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No.173110
1484370__safe_artist-colon-inuhoshi-dash-to-dash-darkpen_oc_oc+only_hydra_pony_fog_mist_multiple+heads_silhouette_swamp.png
64610__safe_artist-colon-johnjoseco_derpy+hooves_human_hydra_g4_crossover_dark+souls_epic+derpy_grayscale_humanized_monochrome_moonlight+great+sword_multiple+.jpg
1487290__safe_artist-colon-assasinmonkey_applejack_earth+pony_hydra_pony_g4_armor_badass_everfree+forest_female_fight_mare_monster_mouth+hold_multiple+heads_ope.png
14790__dead+source_safe_artist-colon-sunibee_applejack_fluttershy_pinkie+pie_rainbow+dash_rarity_spike_twilight+sparkle_alicorn_dracony_dragon_earth+pony_hybr.png
>>173100
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173124
173125
>>173100
Alright, so going through the math, I believe the hydra is on its last 40 Hit Points, though rising rapidly
Anonymous
cbb2594
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No.173125
173126
>>173124
>last 40 Hit Points
>last
So what you're saying is I'm not even close then.
Okay, gonna have to hack-and-slash again.

My ability to fight competently is limited by it being past midnight, but I could try if now is all the time you have.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173126
173132
>>173060
"Uh, okay" She says, still surprised by this turn of events. "But it's quite a walk."

To get there, Kira would have to slither nearly a mile past many intersections.

Roll luck

>>173125
Only half the damage from severing a head counts, evidently
Anonymous
cbb2594
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No.173127
173128
It's the Hydra's turn, btw.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173128
173129
>>173127
Two bites, both at Posey
nip nip
[1d20+6 = (3+6) = 9]
[1d20+6 = (6+6) = 12]
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173129
173130 173134
>>173128
Hah, fucker
Posey, now getting a look at the beast that did NOT drop dead from her strongest offensive spell, gives an exasperated head-toss and summons her puppies again.
This provokes AoO.
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173130
173131
>>173129
Oh, will save
[1d20+10 = (1+10) = 11]
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173131
173136
>>173130
>Third nat 1 in this battle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
?
No.173132
>>173126
Let's see if this snek is lucky

[1d20 = 2]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
?
No.173133
173136 173139
Nope, no she is not
Anonymous
48fa069
?
No.173134
173136
>>173129
nips u

[1d20+6 = (9+6) = 15]
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173136
173138
2743761__safe_artist-colon-witchtaunter_lyra+heartstrings_pony_unicorn_g4_chest+fluff_darkest+dungeon_derp_ear+fluff_faic_female_floppy+ears_l-dot-u-dot-l-dot-s.png
>>173131
Okay, Posey summons two puppies, but one of them turns on her.
>>173133
Puppy 1 attacks the snake (technically still flanking, because the other isn't friendly to the hydra)
[1d20+4 = (6+4) = 10]
[1d20+4 = (5+4) = 9]
Puppy 2 Attacks POSEY
[1d20+2 = (3+2) = 5]
[1d20+2 = (12+2) = 14]
>>173134
Miss
Anonymous
48fa069
?
No.173137
[1d3 = 2]
[1d3 = 3]
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173138
173139
>>173136
End of fucking turn

Hydra moves now.
Anonymous
48fa069
?
No.173139
173140 173141 173148
>>173133
Kira crosses a street and "BEEEEP" nearly gets hit by a car (she's pretty sure she had right of way, but that's not the point) and ponies scream and run away. Just a little ways further down, two police stallions approach.

"Hold it!"

It could be worse. Kira could be at the bottom of a lake, bleeding out, attacked simultaneously by an alien ooze and a (different) serpent. But it's not good

>>173138
The good news:
The hydra goes after Pup 1
[1d20+6 = (6+6) = 12]

And Pup 2
[1d20+6 = (17+6) = 23]
Anonymous
48fa069
?
No.173140
>>173139
[1d10+3 = (8+3) = 11]
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173141
173142
>>173139
Ow
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173142
>>173141
Oh wait, good
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173145
173146 173150
Posey makes a full attack, using bother her manufactured and natural weapons.
She opens with a Sunder, provoking AoO
[1d20+8 = (8+8) = 16]
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173146
173149
>>173145
She hits a head
[1d8+9 = (3+9) = 12]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
?
No.173148
173152
>>173139
Indeed, it always could be worse. Still, getting nearly run over is not exactly on Kira's to-do list.

"Sorry! Sorry!" She quickly finishes the crossing, holding her hooves up apologetically to the driver. She tries in vain to calm down any fleeing ponies but most get away before she can even get the chance to approach them. When she sees the police officers, she smiles and waves to them as they come closer.

"Oh, hello! Sorry about that, I'm still new to the city. I have my ID on me." Just like with the other officer, she shows these two police stallions her ID bracelet.
Anonymous
cbb2594
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No.173149
173151
>>173146
I hope that's enough to cut it off.

With the rest of her full attack, she follows up with a slam against the main body
[1d20+1 = (14+1) = 15]
and a bite attack
[1d20+1 = (11+1) = 12]
Anonymous
48fa069
?
No.173150
173153
>>173145
nip
[1d20+6 = (7+6) = 13]
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173151
>>173149
[1d6+5 = (4+5) = 9] slam damage
Anonymous
48fa069
?
No.173152
173160
>>173148
A yellow stallion seems unpersuaded, keeping his distance
"What are you doing here?"

A red stallion moves closer
"It talks?"
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173153
173154
>>173150
He missed

Pup 1 follows up with his tentacles.
[1d20+4 = (17+4) = 21]
[1d20+4 = (4+4) = 8]

Pup 2 is a bad dog
[1d20+2 = (11+2) = 13]
[1d20+2 = (19+2) = 21]

And Posey can't even dismiss the spell, because she needs acid to defeat the hydra.
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173154
173155 173157
>>173153
Pup 1 hits, but so does pup 2
Pup 1 grapples, this invokes a Will saves vs vole touch
[1d20+9 = (18+9) = 27]
[2d6 = 8]
Pup 2 also grapples
[1d20+7 = (1+7) = 8]
[2d6 = 5]

Posey makes her opposed grapple
[1d20+8 = (12+8) = 20]
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173155
>>173154
Haha! Posey shakes off the puppy, and takes minimal damage.
Anonymous
cbb2594
?
No.173156
(she's still at low HP)
Anonymous
48fa069
?
No.173157
>>173154
[1d20+2 = (14+2) = 16]

[1d20+16 = (16+16) = 32]
Anonymous
48fa069
?
No.173158
173159
The hydra takes 4 points of acid damage
[1d4 = 3]
Anonymous
ada8e29
?
No.173159
173161
>>173158
Hydra's turn.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
?
No.173160
173161
>>173152
She nods to the red stallion with a smile before addressing the yellow stallion.

"I'm on a mission of great importance to save my tribe, and the kind ponies of Customs recommended that I try to get an audience with Halcyon Shores to that end. Right now I'm just getting a lay of the land and the city. I'm really excited to finally get to see Equestria, even if it no longer technically exists."
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173161
173162 173166
>>173159
The hydra bites at Posey
[1d20+6 = (3+6) = 9]

>>173160
The red stallion is surprised, evidently

The yellow stallion says
"We- we got a call s-saying you, uh, were causing a public disturbance. They uh, don't want you by the coffee shop."
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173162
173163 173173
>>173161
>1 head left
Posey makes a full attack, beginning with her sword against the neck
[1d20+10 = (20+10) = 30]
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173163
173164
>>173162
YAAAAAAAS SLAY QUEEN, SLAY!
Rolling to confirm threat
[1d20+10 = (3+10) = 13]
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173164
173165 173173
>>173163
.............
Okay
Damage
[1d8+11 = (1+11) = 12]
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173165
173167 173173
>>173164
And she follows up with a bite, in case that doesn't take off the head
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
And then a slam
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
?
No.173166
173172
>>173161
She looks around her for such a thing. "Coffee shop?"

Regardless if she sees one or not, she looks back to the yellow police stallion. "I'm really sorry if I'm causing a disturbance, Mr. Police Ponies, I'm genuinely not intending to. I'm just passing through the area." Her ears flop down and she frowns slightly. "It's a little disappointing having so many ponies run away at the sight of me. I'm really friendly, honest. I wouldn't do anything to hurt anypony, in fact I'd far far rather give you all a nice hug."
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173167
>>173165
[1d6+7 = (1+7) = 8]
[1d4+7 = (2+7) = 9]

The sword attack provrkes sn attack of opportunity, btw
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173168
173169 173170
Pup 1 attacks the hydra
If I'm not mistaken, it should be blind now, so it should have a big penalty to AC
[1d20+4 = (20+4) = 24]
[1d20+4 = (12+4) = 16]

Pup 2 attacks Posey
[1d20+2 = (7+2) = 9]
[1d20+2 = (11+2) = 13]
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173169
173170
>>173168
Both of Pup 22's attacks hit
Rolling to confirm threat
[1d20+4 = (14+4) = 18]
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173170
>>173168
>>173169
[6d6 = 22] damage

And grapples
[1d20+9 = (4+9) = 13]
[1d20+9 = (2+9) = 11]
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173171
173173
Hydra's turn rn, if it's still alive.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173172
173175
>>173166
"No!"
This seems to frighten the officers, and one seems to reach for a weapon.

"We do not want any hugs the yellow stallion says."
But it gets so much worse

"Excuse me? What do you think you are doing? Crime isn't high enough so you have to harass innocent passersby?"
Neela moves forward
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173173
173174
>>173164
>>173162
>>173165
The hydra's final head is severed, and with it, blood spews into the water, and the creature drifts slowly upwards, pursued by the ooze that was formerly attacking it. That ooze hits it repeatedly, finally drenching the last of it in acid.

>>173171
It appears to be dead.
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173174
173176
>>173173
Posey plunges her sword into it's heart as a coup-de-grace, just to make sure

.... This provokes an Attack of opportunity from Pup 2
[1d20+2 = (3+2) = 5]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173175
173177 173179 173185
>>173172
She holds her hooves up, both in innocence and to try to tell Neela to back off.

"It's okay, I didn't say I was going to, just that I'd much rather give hugs than hurt anypony. I know not everypony like hugs."
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173176
173178
>>173174
[1d8+10 = (8+10) = 18]
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173177
173179 173180
>>173175
The red stallion speaks
"Oh-kay... just don't go by the coffee shop again, okay?"

[1d20 = 6]
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173178
>>173176
36 damage, which becomes an unbeatable fortitude save.
Posey dismisses the spell, sending her puppies back from whence they came.

She, too, drifts to the surface, like a bloated corpse.
She climbs onto the beast and lets out a battle cry
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHGHGHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173179
173180
>>173177
>>173175
But. The yellow stallion argues back to Neela
"We received a call about a disturbance and we are going to investigate it"
Neela: "The only disturbance here is what you're causing!"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173180
173183
>>173177
>>173179
Kira nods.

"Okay, officers. I hope you both have a great day!"

She looks to Neela, and smiles.

"I appreciate you coming to my aid, but we've got it under control. Come on, you have to show me more of the city!"
Anonymous
5144589
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No.173181
173182 173188
Posey stays on top of the hydra for about a minute, nursing her wounds.

After that, she decides to investigate the metal structure she saw earlier in the bog, hoping that the major item table was rolled for this very hard fight.
Anonymous
5144589
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No.173182
>>173181
*2 minutes
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173183
173185 173187
>>173180
Kira didn't exactly have the permission of the officers to leave, nor does she have the compliance of Neela, but if she grabs Neela and slithers past the officers it becomes a matter of how much will does anypony/anydoe have to stop her?
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173184
173185
[1d20 = 16]
[1d20 = 17]

[1d20 = 2]
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173185
173187
>>173183
>>173184
>>173175
The officers aren't really motivated to stop Kira, but Neela isn't exactly compliant.
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173186
173189
Spoilered
I level up from this, right?
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173187
173190
>>173183
>>173185
Kira definitely at least heavily encourages her deer companion to move on, and if that doesn't work then she gently wraps her coils around her to carry her. "Heh heh...sorry about that, she's really defensive when it comes to her friends. She's got that Equestrian spirit of friendship and harmony, you know."

Seeing that the officers aren't likely to pursue them, she waves goodbye to the two stallions, and disappears with Neela around the corner. Once they're a safe distance away, she lets go of Neela if she was forced to carry her.

"Sorry about all of that, Neela, I just don't want you to get in trouble for my sake."
Anonymous
ada8e29
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No.173188
173189
>>173181
I have to sleep soon.
Muh treasure though.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173189
173191
Treasure.jpg
>>173188
>>173186
There's some pretty cool treasure for Posey to find
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173190
173192
>>173187
"The police are like that. They will just harass you for nothing. You can't just let them do that."
Anonymous
e0ce3cb
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No.173191
173214 173342
>>173189
Gonna roll search
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173192
173195
>>173190
"I know, I know. I really appreciate that you would go to all of that trouble for me, Neela."

Hmmmmm...does she dare attempt to hug the deer?
Anonymous
e0ce3cb
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No.173193
I'm trying to figure out how to get this hydra corpse back to base...
Anonymous
e0ce3cb
?
No.173194
Sleeping now.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173195
173196
>>173192
Neela is scrunchy

Kira may think twice about attempting to hug the little morsel, err, friend. It's best for there not to be any witnesses in case it goes wrong.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173196
173197
>>173195
Hmmmm...okay, that's a fair assessment. Still, Kira is very appreciative that Neela has already tried to help her with a situation. Onwards towards Westside they go!
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173197
173198
>>173196
The next impediment...

A group of ponies, about 4 or so, at a check point. olive drab uniforms and rifles. It's a checkpoint
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173198
173199
>>173197
"Wow, those look like military ponies. I didn't know there were military checkpoints in the city." With her usual friendly demeanor, Kira waves to the soldiers as she approaches carefully, not wanting to be shot.

"Hello! I'm guessing we need to show you our identification?"
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173199
173200
>>173198
The ponies look at Kira as she approaches, watching her silently, but definitely holding onto their weapons

Finally, one, a green earth pony, says
"... Uh, who is passing through?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173200
173201
>>173199
"Us both, she's showing me around the city and we're going to Westside."

She shows the ponies her ID bracelet and any of the relevant papers for both her and Neela to the military ponies.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173201
173202
>>173200
He looks at the IDs, then Kira, them Neela, and back at the IDs.
"So... We have two exotic animals owned by Kubana Kirafiki?" He says, seeming slightly confused.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173202
173203
>>173201
Kira nods as if it's a completely normal situation.

"Yes sir!"
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173203
173204
>>173202
"I see..." He says, and looks to the creatures

"We're going to need to search those bags"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173204
173205
>>173203
Kira tilts her head at the military pony, and flicks her tongue.

"Why is that?"
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173205
173206
>>173204
He answers:
"This city is under marshal law, and all bags and large shipments, especially bags that big, are subject to search for contraband at checkpoints."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173206
173207
>>173205
"Why's the city under marshal law? Also, what's considered contraband?"
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173207
173208
>>173206
"Because of partisan activity. Firearms, explosives, ammunition, certain literature, and certain two-way radios are contraband."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173208
173209
>>173207
"Oh, okay!"

Confident that none of her items fit the pony's description of what is contraband, Kira lets the military ponies look through her bags.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173209
173210
>>173208
Neela is very hesitant, but doesn't have much of a choice.

The pony and another go through the sets of bags
"Why do you have this?"
The bow
"This"
The large amounts of money
"This"
A dagger
"And... whatever this is"
Some kind of crystal
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173210
173211
>>173209
Bow: "That's the bow my mother helped me make when I was a little snakeling. I use it for hunting for food out in the wilderness."

Money: "It's the money I got from selling some foreign coins, jewelry, and a couple gold bars to a pawn shop. They were really nice ponies and have many wonderfully nice things, they even gave me that pocketwatch. You should really shop there sometime!"

Dagger: "Oh, that's my hunting knife. It's very useful to keep one around, you can use it for a very many things out in the wilderness."

Crystal: "Hmmmm..."

Is the crystal from Neela's possessions, or is it one of Kira's?
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173211
173212
>>173210
The crystal is not Kira's the dagger wasn't supposed to be either

The pony's ears perk up
"So you're a hunter?" And "How long have you been here?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173212
173343
>>173211
Oh, sorry, I thought he was talking about Kira's hunting knife.

Kira nods. "Yes, just like my mother and hers before her. Feeding the tribe is tough work, though now I'll just be feeding myself. I just arrived here in Equestria, went through Customs and everything. The ponies there were really nice to me, especially this one stallion, Free Rover."

Appraise: Kira looks at the crystal in question, pondering its potential uses.

[1d20+1 = (13+1) = 14]
Anonymous
e0ce3cb
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No.173214
173216
>>173191
Does Posey find any tanks?
Anonymous
035cf4c
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No.173216
173237
>>173214
If Posey doesn't find any tanks or treasure in the bog, she drags the Hydra to shore, piece by piece.

She then cleans herself off, and sets out to complete her mission, moving in the opposite direction that she came from.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173217
wonders how friendly/interested the military ponies are

[1d20 = 9]
Anonymous
510fec0
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No.173218
Screenshot_20240505-143107.png
Using the Consuming Vortex of Traal to conquer the continent for the League could be a useful late-game strategy. It takes advantage of the Blackhooves oppressive push towards secularism, because it's practically impossible to defeat without a decent number good-aligned Clerics to turn it.
It requires high levels spells and a large amount of gold to invoke though. Long-term goals.
Anonymous
bf3cb8b
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No.173237
>>173216
"Ha... Ha... Haha! A hydra! The trainees back in Mage would be so jealous. How to get it home though..."
Anonymous
bf3cb8b
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No.173255
173395
3358826.jpg
Gonna bump one more time before bed.
Amber Sunset
6c659dc
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No.173259
173385
>>173090
Gee, Hellheim, Mom let you have TWO cathedrals?
Amber nods her head humbly and enters the palace.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173342
173347
>>173191
Some feet behind and to the left of where the hydra was is the wreck of a small, metal framed boat. Inside is a saddlebag containing a canteen and a few other items, as well as another smaller bag containing a few coins and what seems to be jewelry.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173343
173344
>>173212
Kira can tell that the crystal is useful for storing magic.

He smiles
"Sounds like that one pony left an impression on you. Where are you from?" He asks

Another two ponies look at Kira, and lean closer, though keep a distance. The fourth keeps watch.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173344
173345
>>173343
Now that's something Kira didn't expect. Perhaps Neela knows some secret deer magic? Either way, she smiles back at the military stallion

"It was definitely a great impression for being one of the first ponies I've met. I'm from Dhamaji village, in Southeastern Zebrica near the Zeblu, the Roamans, Talonsvaal, and near the border of Kiria."
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173345
173346
>>173344
Another soldier, a curious white pegasus, leans in, and tentatively extends a hoof, like one might do towards a stray cat, unsure how it will react.

He nods
"What... are you, exactly?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173346
173348
>>173345
Kira just looks curiously at the hoof with a tongue flick, not making any sign that she's bothered by it.

"I'm a lamia!" She says this in a very manner-of-fact way. Apparently, a lamia is just whatever she is.
Anonymous
4166384
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No.173347
173348
>>173342
Yay, treasure!
Posey examines the contents of the saddlebag, and puts on the jewelry.
She opens the canteen to check for hidden compartments.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173348
173349 173350 173355
1597944.gif
>>173346
poke
A stallion has touched Kira's scales

"And you have just arrived in the city?" He asks, then adds, "Where are you going?"

>>173347
It's just a canteen. Hard to tell if it was carrying alcohol or water. The saddlebag includes a decayed hat, a set of photographs, a lighter, a small medical kit, and an electric torch. The jewelry includes a necklace and a bangle.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173349
173388
>>173348
the snek has been poked

All signs point to Kira not being bothered by the touch, and the stallion could continue touching her if he so desired.

Kira nods to the stallions first question, then answers the second, "Westside and the river. My friend is showing me around the city!" She taps her hooves together with some happy tongue flicks. "It's exciting getting to see Equestria!"
Anonymous
4166384
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No.173350
173355 173387
>>173348
Posey discards the decayed items, but keeps the jewelry.

Then she goes about her way to complete her mission, travelling in the opposite direction of the lake.
Anonymous
4166384
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No.173355
173387
>>173350
>>173348
Oh wait, I should probably check Chekov's photos for clues that might aide me on my quest.
Are the photos scrutable? What do they depict?
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173385
173395
OIP (1).jpg
>>173259
It's supposed to be one for the city, and another is the chapel for the Grandmaster personally, or at least, for the Order. Then again, what I had modeled this on was a city where each cathedral was of a different denomination

The guards give her the simple enough directions. Through the entrance, she is in a courtyard with a marble floor, a fountain, and columns decorated with motifs of wind. But crossing it to the left, Amber enters an foyer with a long marble staircase going up to a second floor, with tapestries depicting what seems to be hunts on either side. Here Amber also sees the white and black flag of Hellquill displayed prominently. Though the original construction is clearly hundreds of years old, there are more modern elements, most obviously the shinny new marble floors at the upper landing. She enters into a long hall, going right. To the left are large windows, and to the right, maps of Hellquill, and scenes of battles, and just as often, the modern flag of hellquill. Electric lighting pervades.

Amber ends in a large room with stone walls, surely the old refractory. It has vaulted ceilings, columns along the edges, and portraits of griffins, surely the old grandmasters, lining the walls above the columns. The floor To her left is an impressive artifact, a full-sized replica of the idol of Boreas, surely made out of gold.

But what is really most of concern to Amber are the griffins in the room. On the floor, and coming towards Amber from the right, as if they had themselves not been there long, are the familiar sights of Helder, wearing a vest, and Erich, with his violin. Felder lied is present as well, behind them and off to the side.

But in front of Amber are several tables, presumably meant for food but with no cloths covering them. These are in a line, blocking off the far edge of the room. These have chairs behind them, and by the wall, perhaps 20 feet behind and raised behind wooden steps covered in red carpet, are several wooden chairs, and in the center, a wooden throne. But these are not what is occupied. What are occupied are the chairs at the table closer to Amber.

In the chairs are seven griffins. Every one of them is male. They range in age from 30 to 65. They all wear the long, black leather cloaks of the Reformisten. Half are smoking. And moving forward, just about to sit down in the middle, wearing his tattle-tale black cap with a silver eagle symbol on it, is a blue-coated griffin whose identity Amber can guess based off of context, and his appearance in newspapers in Katerinburg. He smiles malignly and takes a seat.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173387
173392
>>173350
Does Posey try to go the same direction she was going when and before she crossed the river, or does she now go in the direction of the river?

>>173355
Yes. It appears to be family photos. A photo of a mare, a stallion, and a foal. A photo of what seems to be a one-story farmhouse. A photo of a tree with no leaves on the branches, with a barn in the background. There are more. Some are damaged.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173388
173391
1488124.gif
>>173349
He presses her scales again

He looks around to Neela
"And who is your friend?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173391
173393
>>173388
The snek is poked/pressed again. She feels firm and muscular, but she's got enough give to avoid feeling hard and uncomfortable. Her scales are nice and smooth to the touch. She points to Neela, simply saying, "She is!"
Anonymous
4166384
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No.173392
173393
>>173387
>>>173350
>Does Posey try to go the same direction she was going when and before she crossed the river
Yes. To her original destination.
> It appears to be family photos. A photo of a mare, a stallion, and a foal. A photo of what seems to be a one-story farmhouse. A photo of a tree with no leaves on the branches, with a barn in the background.
Hmmm, sounds familiar...
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173393
173394 173396
>>173391
petting commences

"And who is she?" He asks.
Kira is in danger of Neela answering

>>173392
Posey can try to take what she wants. Surely there can't be more dangerous creatures, in the water, right?

And then move as she likes
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173394
173402
>>173393
snek is pet

The petting stallion can feel her relax around where he's petting, and she lets out a little, happy, content sssssss.

She answers the other stallion's question just as matter-of-factly as she answered what she was: "She's Neela, my friend."
Amber Sunset
6c659dc
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No.173395
173404
>>173255
ooh la la

>>173385
Amber looks with surprise to her friends. There is joy that they indeed made it, but this is drowned out by surprise at seeing them here rather than in the Ministry which is where they were headed. Did the rapture of music consume them too?

Amber is too surprised and nervous to say anything when the Grandmaster appears.
Anonymous
4166384
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No.173396
173402 173403
>>173393
>Posey can try to take what she wants.
This is for the Black Crusade. Mission failure is not an option.
>Surely there can't be more dangerous creatures, in the water, right?
If so, Posey will have to deal with them without spells.
>And then move as she likes
She marches onwards.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173402
173405 173406 173451
>>173394
pet pet

"Well..." He pauses

"You are free to leave. Have a good day, miss"

>>173396
Should she chose to walk along the edge of the lake, and then further south, she would walk along the edge of the raised forest floor, and a flooded swamp. Posey does find traces of battle: damaged trees, and a rifle simply set up against a tree.
Anonymous
4166384
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No.173403
>>173401
>>173396
I think you replied to the wrong post.
I think I'm going to go to bed, but if you have the time, I would appreciate a description of the next page in Posey's adventure later.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173404
173413
>>173395
He takes out a cigar, lights it, puffs on it, and then leans back in the chair, raising his high legs and crossing them. He speaks
"You played for my cousin, didn't you?" This question seems addressed to them collectively

"You can play, can't you?"
Anonymous
4166384
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No.173405
173451 173592
>>173402
>Posey does find traces of battle: damaged trees, and a rifle simply set up against a tree.
Posey follows the traces of battle, knowing that the damaged trees indicate tanks nearby. She looks for any treadmarks.
She also examines the gun, although knows it's not useful to her (she's only proficient in simple and archaic weapons).

I have to sleep now. If Posey walks her way into combat, I'll be up all night.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173406
173407
>>173402
Kira would, but it appears that the other stallion's petting is making her effectively melt into a lamia puddle. She has a perpetual touch-drunk look on her face with her tongue lazily having out of her mouth. She continues to make happy, contented snake noises, and the petting stallion gets the feeling that although she's larger than him, he basically has her in the frog of his hoof.
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173407
173408
6778246.gif
>>173406
Kira doesn't have to leave, but she does have to move aside, to make way for more ponies - especially in automobiles - to move forward.

Kira may be rolled over. And if she does, the stallion starts to rub her belly. Well, a little part of it, anyways.

Neela comes up to Kira, and looks at her impatiently
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173408
173409
>>173407
She does roll out of the way for automobiles and ponies, and this does give the petting stallion the opportunity to give Kira belly rubs, discovering that she absolutely loves them. She looks goofily up at her deer friend.

"Heh heh...I like pony pets..."
Anonymous
48fa069
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No.173409
173410
>>173408
The lead pony says,
"No no, don't touch her. Pay attention to the check point. It can't be that interesting..." then he places a hoof to Kira, and starts rubbing her scales as well. And he doesn't stop.

Neela is scrunchy.
"I noticed. We have to move along"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
89e77c9
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No.173410
173411
>>173409
It is indeed that interesting. Both military ponies now have to wonder if petting all lamias is like that, and if other lamias also enjoy being pet by ponies this much. Kira seems to finally notice her friend's impatience and manages to snap out of her stupor despite receiving double pony pets.

"Right, sorry." She looks at the two military stallions with big apologetic eyes. "I'm sorry, sirs, you are really super nice and I wish I could stay longer for more pets, but we have a lot more of the city to see."
Anonymous
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No.173411
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>>173410
Kira may think she could be sent in to distract military garrisons. These stallions would likely give her more attention if they were not working. She gets a simple wave, and may move along, slithering closer to her objective.
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.173412
173415
>>173411
Kira smiles, and waves goodbye to the stallions after getting up. She finally leaves the checkpoint with Neela and continues on their way.

"Whew, sorry about that Neela. I don't know what it is, but there's something special about pony pets."
Amber Sunset
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No.173413
173414
>>173404
Amber bows humbly. "We have, sir, and we can. There are no better string musicians this side of Griffonheim. What would you like from your humble servants?"
Anonymous
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No.173414
173457
>>173413
"Can you play something... esoteric?"
Anonymous
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No.173415
173416
>>173412
Kira is doubtless the only lamia these ponies have ever seen. Hopefully she isn't giving them the wrong impression. It does appear, however, that the ponies have found her weakness.

Neela scrunches, lowers her head and lowers her ears momentarily
"So I've seen." Then she turns back and looks to her
"You think you can get a townhouse near the river?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.173416
173417
>>173415
Sense Motive: Kira tilts her head at Neela's reaction, trying to get a feel of her thoughts about the ponies petting Kira.

[1d20+2 = (11+2) = 13]

"I think so. Is that what you would want, Neela?"
Anonymous
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No.173417
173418
>>173416
She's irritated, most likely envious

She blinks
"I could not afford to live there." She says
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.173418
173419
>>173417
Hmm...perhaps if she wants pets like Kira gets, she needs to see what Kira is doing that causes ponies to want to pet her.

"Maybe I could. If only a few pieces of my tribe's gold and jewelry was worth so many Bits, then I should be able to get enough per month to afford a townhouse near the river. I know I'm not an artisan, but I have useful skills."
Anonymous
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No.173419
173420
>>173418
Slithering through town, Kira notices a few things. One, the city is cold. Not extremely cold, but it's definitely not tropical. The asphalt and concrete sidewalks are colder and less pleasant to slither on than Kira would prefer. Also, Kira isn't exactly built for long distances, and it becomes tiresome.

The buildings around Kira are changing, becoming less often damaged, further apart, and smaller units.

She looks over towards Kira, and asks
"Like what?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.173420
173421
>>173419
She definitely would enjoy a nice rest along with something to eat. Getting pets at the checkpoint was nice, but she needs something to get her energy back up. At least this part of the city seems like it's nicer than where they came from.

"I'm a hunter, a trapper, a tracker, a bowmaker, and while I've never actually gotten into a proper fight before all of the hunters in my tribe are trained to also be warriors. I also know a bit of alchemy, though I can only really do basic recipes like my tribe's signature hunting oil. It's a pretty good skill set for a lot of things and, while I know you disagree with the idea, if I'm going to be working for R&M to get an audience with the governor...maybe I can also get paid for it too?"
Anonymous
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No.173421
173422
>>173420
"How have you never gotten into a fight before?" She asks, then looks forward. Then she looks back "You can do alchemy? How well, exactly? And I still don't know why you would want to work for Customs" She looks ahead, and then almost starts speaking to herself. "Actually, it kind of makes sense. They prey on the weak and innocent. I can sort of understand why you get along."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.173422
173423
>>173421
Unfortunately for Neela, her out-loud thoughts are heard by Kira, who scrunches.

"What do you mean that?"
Anonymous
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No.173423
173424
>>173422
"Huh?' She asks

"I mean, you're... I don't know how old you are, but you look old enough to have gotten in several fights." She pauses and looks directly at Kira. "Don't you have to fight... you know. The things you eat?"
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.173424
173425
>>173423
Kira notices that Neela's deliberately avoiding answering her actual question, but she lets it go.

"Well, sometimes. Antelope, wild pigs, and other predators do put up a fight when cornered, but I mean like a real fight, against other sapient beings. I almost did, when the Talons came to our lands in retribution for us attacking the gold mine they had built that was poisoning our water supply, but my mother stopped me. 'You're not ready yet, Kira.' I'm definitely grateful for her doing that, especially in hindsight."
Anonymous
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No.173425
173426
>>173424
"Why?" She asks. "Seems like you'd want to fight."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.173426
173427
>>173425
Her tongue flicks, and she looks sheepishly off to the side.

"To be honest...not really. My mother was right, I'm not really ready yet to be a warrior. I'll fight if I have to, but I don't really have that 'warrior's spirit'. I'm more of a sneaky snake."
Anonymous
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No.173427
173428
>>173426
"You don't really look like a warrior, except for the bow and the leather. How could you be sneaky? You're so big."
Kubana "Nope Noodle" Kirafiki
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No.173428
173429
>>173427
"Oh, we should play hide & seek sometime! I can show you how sneaky us lamias can be."

She smiles, half serious, half joking.