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Mixed Nuts - 'THAT' Pen and Paper RPG Thread
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13314
13316
Quick Rundown:
This(these) thread(s) started as an experimental attempt to determine whether a D&D type game could be possible over an anonymous imageboard. The results have exceeded my wildest expectations. During the week, these threads consist of game meta discussion, shitposting, bants, and more shitposting. On the weekend its on, and its something far more intense than standard pen and paper; I'm still trying to figure out all the aspects and elements.
New players are welcome at any time, and with that let me tie up the previous questions.
>>13269
Nevermind that, I was trying to help you get the unicorn right away, but its gone now.
>>13270 →
First off, you're BOTH wrong. Its an Archmage, but no one outside the Archmage knows that so spoilers.
>>13279 →
>>13282 →
Just because a race or species is listed as 'Outsider' doesn't mean they cannot migrate to other planes/realms.
>inb4 Trump says something about going back or w/e
Additionally, these factions (there are many, above/beyond the ants) have been written into the story, have been there the whole time. The ants were part of all previous 'boots' of the story, and have had successful and beneficial relations with several iterations of the active party.
The travel ban on outsiders limits those who's home is/remains any of the outer planes from entering willfully OR being summoned from interally.
Meaning, it is impossible to summon foreign ants from their home plane, but one can readily interact with ants 'from' this plane.
>13285
>13286
The scroll will come up in the future, its relevance has to do with a particular location which will be obvious after inspection. As for the potato, I'm sure he will never be heard from again. Ever.

And with that, the Game continues.
902 replies and 80 files omitted.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13861
I forgot to specify
I put all my skill points equally into the 3 I picked
>>13852
Torc decide to rest for awhile, until he can figure out what to do with the pirates
I'll be back "soon"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13862
13864 13865
>>13853
She'd wake up as soon as she smelled the lion
>*sees lion*
>*sees the jewish dwarf that shot her*
Now she's pissed-off.
>>13856
I was going to try to have her assume hybrid form for certain situations, but now I'm not so sure how beneficial partial transformation is.
>>13857
>Trumpaladin not only wearing the most high-class golden armor
Do full armor or just a classy business suit.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13863
13865
1482042395992.png
>>13859
>not sleeping in a suit.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13864
13866 13867 13868 13869 13870
>>13859
"So what did ye come back out here ta meet me fer? I thought our business was concluded for the night, all things considered."
>>13862
Here's the skinny. Smaller = faster Bigger = stronger. There's less significant elements, but that's basically what it boils down to. You can smoke and fly in either form, but you can't NOT smoke/fire in big form.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13865
13870
>>13862
"Calm down little pony. You got something from me last night and this morning she's never gotten. You may just get more if only you stay good

>Full armor or suit
Good point. Business suit only

>>13863
Also a good point, but it was complicated by sex and needing to like like I was having sex
>inb4 have sex in the suit
I wanted to show Tracy more respect than that
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13866
13867 13872
>>13864
"Concluded? It's not concluded until it's executed. Let me take your men and the unicorn."
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13867
>>13864
>>13866
"Where is she anyways?"
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13868
13872
>>13864
are any in the group interested in my preaching?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13869
>>13864
"Are you sure you wouldn't rather stay in some of our apartments?"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13870
13871 13872
>>13865
Most Anons wear the suit while fucking: it's part of the deal.
>"calm down"
[suppressed stabbing sounds]

>>13864
Sure, I'll take 9 points in that then.
Could she advance her transformation further by taking more ranks in the future?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13871
>>13870
Well, that would explain why he was able to put in on so quickly

*Pets pony to calm her*
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13872
13874 13876
>>13866
>take your men and the unicorn
I'll need clarification on that statement before continuing
>>13868
>pirates
Nope, they just sorta walk around you.
>>13870
... maybe
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13873
Mainboard rape
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13874
13875
>>13872
The arrangement was that Korak would drop any claim against him for Tourcil's attack, and also deliver to trump the unicorn, in exchange for Trumpaladin using the Entertron to resurrect the men killed by Tourcil and Trollestia. Trumpaladin is very eager to carry this exchange out
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13875
13878 13879 13881
>>13874
"Oh no lad, the arrangement was for ye to give me the Scotsman, and in exchange we don't kill the lot of ye."
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13876
13880
>>13872
"Don't worry Inferius, they are just a little tired. After they wake up bright and early at 4 PM they will be more receptive to your message"
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13877
... also the resurrection bit
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13878
13883
>>13875
"Now that's not what I recall you saying at the tower."
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13879
>>13875
"You can take his celestial charger if you can catch her though. But I don't recommend trying. She's difficult to deal with"
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13880
>>13876
*minotuar pout*
me hope you right.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13881
13912
>>13875
nobody take meme man!
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13882
13884 13885
>I gotta go for the next 20 some minutes
Tracy makes a look like she's about to stab someone in the next 2 minutes if she doesn't get her space
"Brb. Going Ghost."
And with that, she phases ainto the ground and disappears somewhere off into stealth.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13883
13885
>>13878
*apartments
Torcuil was never removed from the barter list, and while Trollestia was included, Slovenia was never agreed as also part of the agreement.
The agreement stands at:
Party coughs up Torcuil and Troll (and the yet undiscovered lost slaves), and in exchange no one else has to die.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13884
13886
>>13882
And THAT is how you legitimately stealth in plain sight. >golfclap

Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13885
13887
>>13882
"Fuck. She better not fuck things up."

>>13883
"Now don't play silly with me now Korak. I know you value your men more than that"

Trump moves in front of the group and addresses all of them
"Isn't that right men? Haven't you got the greatest captain ever here? Willing to go to great lengths to get his men back?"

Trump addresses Korak specifically
"I can see why they are so loyal to you. They respect your loyalty to them'
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13886
>>13884
She did t in Trump's arms. She could have done better
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13887
13890
>>13885
Nervous, but joined cheers of accord
Yes! Play to his vanity! Its obvious when you look at his attire!
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13888
13889
>one last moment
Praise Epona!
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13889
>>13888
>inb4 delet
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13890
13891
Tracy leaving really does fuck up contingency plans.

>>13887
"Three Cheers for Korak!"
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13891
>>13890
You lot ALL fuck up contingency plans. Xp
Korak raises an eye at you, but accommodates and goes along with the cheering. Many backs are slapped and laughter is now bubbling through the advancing throng of pirates (there's about 30-ish, its a big ship).
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13892
13893
"Korak, I know you're exited for all of the opportunities that are coming up. I know you're tired too. I'll explain so much more to you when you join us tonight at the football game"

Trump addresses the whole group
"Join us, 12 hours, for the football game! I tell you you'll love it."

Addresses Korak
"Korak, there's a tradition where I come from of giving applause and recognition to important men beofre football games. I don't mean like business men, I mean true world leaders. Our equivalent of Emperors. The people of Port barry would love to address their founder tonight"
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13893
>>13892
"I don't take to ur meaning, but I'm not mindin' the sound of more entertainment!"
More agreement from the pirates. "Then its settled, we meet tonight for this Football, and American, and whatever else ye been sayin', and we won't kill the Scotsman (for now). Deal?"
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13894
13895 13896
"Korak, I understand our Scotsman has violated your trust here. He violated mine too. But please don't think so poorly of the man. As I said, he's from a different place and time. He wasn't looking to harm or insult you or your men, he was looking to do what he thought was good. We'll reprimand him for certain"
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13895
13897
>>13894
"Yes, of course. And your men, whom you value as they value and appreciate your allegiance to you, who were unfortunately killed last night, will join you at the game in perfect health and a little boozed up by pre-gaming if we take the unicorn. Please don't mind that part, it's just that bringing people back from the dead is quite a feat. I know they are worth it to you, noble captain"
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13896
13898
>>13894
"Well the way I figure it, if ye can revive him, we can kill him without harm right?"
More laughter from pirates.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13897
13900
>>13895
"Ah, but if I give ye the unicorn, whatever will I attend this gala event on?" he says with a slight glint to his eye. "I'll keep the mare for now, I hope you won't be too put out by it."
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13898
13899
>>13896
*stops to seriously consider this possibility*
"Well, I haven't met him since he did whatever he did. I'll see what his intentions were, what he did, and consider what is appropriate"
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13899
13900
>>13898
"Aye, ye do that. It doesn't do to allow one's subordinates to start thinkin'. Ye never know what sorta trouble they might brew when ye back is turned."
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13900
13901
>>13897
"Well, in my time, we had something called "pick ups" that we would ride out to the game, and we would keep them in the parking lot, get drunk on the back of them, and grill hotdogs. But there's not room to ride horses inside of the stadium. But I'd like to meet her and dress her up. I don't mean to imply I could do a better job than you. I mean, look at you. I just would like a personal touch. But if you want to arrive in style - true style - we've got multiple flying animals here. My dragonne. And Tracy, wherever she is"

>>13899
"That indeed, that indeed. I wonder where the blue one is"
Fuck fuck fuck! He found one Trumpaladin's weaknesses
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13901
13909
>>13900
"Ah appreciate the consideration, but I assure ye, we've plenty of finery to gussy her up with. Don't ye worry, we'll make an entrance, don't ye doubt!"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13902
13904
Where was that Slovenian Unicorn being held again? Go over there.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13903
This is gonna be so good, you don't even know
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13904
13905
>>13902
Unknown at this time. She hasn't been seen since the initial encounter.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13905
13906 13907
>>13904
Could I Track her down?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13906
13911
>>13905
Yes, by scent. She's near the docks.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13907
>>13905
On that note, a unicorn is a pretty rare piece of cargo; the townsfolk should still be gossiping about seeing it. Tracy could ask around and to see where she was led off.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13908
13910 13914
Something clicks in Torc's mind, and he feels like a retard
Torc> Trollestia, where are the elves?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13909
13914
>>13901
"I do have faith in you. I just want to inspect her before taking her. Don't you worry, we'll be taking your men now. They will be compensated for all of their trouble, and told what a truly good captain they have willing to forgive slights and relinquish valuable items for their sake. There love for you can only grow. We'll have them tell their stories to the town at the game so the town may know of your magnanimity, and their love may grow."

calls out to the side
"TRACY!"
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13910
13912
>>13908
>Where are the elves
Isn't that the beauty of it? No one knows