Quick Rundown:
This(these) thread(s) started as an experimental attempt to determine whether a D&D type game could be possible over an anonymous imageboard. The results have exceeded my wildest expectations. During the week, these threads consist of game meta discussion, shitposting, bants, and more shitposting. On the weekend its on, and its something far more intense than standard pen and paper; I'm still trying to figure out all the aspects and elements.
New players are welcome at any time, and with that let me tie up the previous questions.
>>13269
Nevermind that, I was trying to help you get the unicorn right away, but its gone now.
>>13270 →
First off, you're BOTH wrong. Its an Archmage, but no one outside the Archmage knows that so spoilers.
>>13279 →
>>13282 →
Just because a race or species is listed as 'Outsider' doesn't mean they cannot migrate to other planes/realms.
>inb4 Trump says something about going back or w/e
Additionally, these factions (there are many, above/beyond the ants) have been written into the story, have been there the whole time. The ants were part of all previous 'boots' of the story, and have had successful and beneficial relations with several iterations of the active party.
The travel ban on outsiders limits those who's home is/remains any of the outer planes from entering willfully OR being summoned from interally.
Meaning, it is impossible to summon foreign ants from their home plane, but one can readily interact with ants 'from' this plane.
>13285
>13286
The scroll will come up in the future, its relevance has to do with a particular location which will be obvious after inspection. As for the potato, I'm sure he will never be heard from again. Ever.
And with that, the Game continues.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>13758
Because it was in Thez' pocket when she gave Tracy the quiver, cuz Tracy had no weapons. It wasn't "Gorshk, I'm gonna give all my wealth to Tracy", it was a hurried "put everything away" and then later "What? No weapons? Here".
The only items that were given with deliberation is the items that were left in the rooms.
Because it was in Thez' pocket when she gave Tracy the quiver, cuz Tracy had no weapons. It wasn't "Gorshk, I'm gonna give all my wealth to Tracy", it was a hurried "put everything away" and then later "What? No weapons? Here".
The only items that were given with deliberation is the items that were left in the rooms.
Better question: Why does Trump's faggot care so much about who has what monies?
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>>13762
My memes were rationed-away by a faggot in a communist thread on /pol/ who insisted that my collection of memes gave me an unfair advantage in thread banter.
My memes were rationed-away by a faggot in a communist thread on /pol/ who insisted that my collection of memes gave me an unfair advantage in thread banter.
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>>13765
>implying true communism has been attained yet
Keep on working, Ali. That 4th syndicate won't build itself.
>implying true communism has been attained yet
Keep on working, Ali. That 4th syndicate won't build itself.
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>>13776
id rather associate with muzzies than kikes tbh , at least the muzzies are up front about how much they hate us.
id rather associate with muzzies than kikes tbh , at least the muzzies are up front about how much they hate us.
>is watching virtual divegrass now cuz you fucks are off the rails
>>13782
GM, I've determined that I want to allot the remaining two ability point to my charisma score to bring the total to 18.
Also, how many of the Charm domain spells can I cast a day?
GM, I've determined that I want to allot the remaining two ability point to my charisma score to bring the total to 18.
Also, how many of the Charm domain spells can I cast a day?
>>13788
Do I need to add species/racial bonus to my character sheet? Should I list bonuses and skill points separately?
Do I need to add species/racial bonus to my character sheet? Should I list bonuses and skill points separately?
>>13732
Holy fucking shit
Thats long as hell
GM, could I kindly have my level as I go digiing for stats
Holy fucking shit
Thats long as hell
GM, could I kindly have my level as I go digiing for stats
I just wrote up a speech to give to Korak that will probably piss off GM, but my God was it fun to write.
I really want to RP this
I really want to RP this
Before anyone gets too carried away, please note that Tracy's Cauchemar transformation IS NOT on par with a full-form Cauchemar, and that her stats and abilities are likewise NOT on par
>>13796
We can all find the page. We know she exchanges her normal stats for those when she wild shifts or whatever it is called
We can all find the page. We know she exchanges her normal stats for those when she wild shifts or whatever it is called
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>>13797
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[angry nightmare noises]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[angry nightmare noises]
>>13801
Basically a Nightmare with a couple extra feats and a lot more strength.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cauchemar_Nightmare
Basically a Nightmare with a couple extra feats and a lot more strength.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cauchemar_Nightmare
>>13803
>Huge
Large
>Nightmare feats
Feats listed for Nightmares/Cauchemars are for actual nightmares/cauchemars and not "recently augmented player types". Deal with it.
>>13732
Before added bonuses (which I recall were all put into Dex) I have Tracy's stats at S 13 D 16 C 11 W 9 I 13 and Ch 11.
Where'd the +2 str, +2 wis, and -1 Int come from?
>>13795
Oh goodie
>Huge
Large
>Nightmare feats
Feats listed for Nightmares/Cauchemars are for actual nightmares/cauchemars and not "recently augmented player types". Deal with it.
>>13732
Before added bonuses (which I recall were all put into Dex) I have Tracy's stats at S 13 D 16 C 11 W 9 I 13 and Ch 11.
Where'd the +2 str, +2 wis, and -1 Int come from?
>>13795
Oh goodie
>prepares autism
Okay char sheet time
Name: Torcuil
Human Male
Allignment: Choatic good
Class: Meme Mage
>Level distibution
14th lvl sorceror
1st lvl theurge
Lvl 15 overall
>stats
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14
Fort: 5
Refl: 5
Will: 9
>>Inventory
>Meta Staff
(Weapon) Self-affecting magic
>Staff of ultimate power
(Weapon) Traditional spells
>Magno-rod
(Tool) Allows the moving of metal objects, using magnetism
>Meme Tome
(Item) Used to prepare Meme Spells
>Claymore Dagger
>Ring of Jumping
>Ear cuff(?) Of blinking
>the personal shield thingy
Skills:
>decipher script
>autohypnosis
>spellcraft
Hit die: 15d4+15
>Le fin
Okay char sheet time
Name: Torcuil
Human Male
Allignment: Choatic good
Class: Meme Mage
>Level distibution
14th lvl sorceror
1st lvl theurge
Lvl 15 overall
>stats
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14
Fort: 5
Refl: 5
Will: 9
>>Inventory
>Meta Staff
(Weapon) Self-affecting magic
>Staff of ultimate power
(Weapon) Traditional spells
>Magno-rod
(Tool) Allows the moving of metal objects, using magnetism
>Meme Tome
(Item) Used to prepare Meme Spells
>Claymore Dagger
>Ring of Jumping
>Ear cuff(?) Of blinking
>the personal shield thingy
Skills:
>decipher script
>autohypnosis
>spellcraft
Hit die: 15d4+15
>Le fin
>>13805
GM, in the play session last Saturday, I did a Sense Motive check on Korak, and you listed all of the things he truly wants and values. I could not find it when reading through again. Could you please reprint it?
GM, in the play session last Saturday, I did a Sense Motive check on Korak, and you listed all of the things he truly wants and values. I could not find it when reading through again. Could you please reprint it?
>mfw I've been basing my entire play plan on being able to turn into a nightmare and bulldoze the party out of trouble when the going got tough, but now I find out she's nerfed and I don't have an unfair advantage anymore
Then I guess she'll just have to keep hunting down and devouring infernals until she consumes enough essence to achieve a true nightmare transformation.
Then I guess she'll just have to keep hunting down and devouring infernals until she consumes enough essence to achieve a true nightmare transformation.
>>13812
Ahh, thanks
https://dmingwithcharisma.com/2011/10/dd-stats-in-simple-language/
Is this accurate for our purposes?
Ahh, thanks
https://dmingwithcharisma.com/2011/10/dd-stats-in-simple-language/
Is this accurate for our purposes?
>>13812
I will devour the Jew and claim the spoils his throne!
Why do you think I want the whip and vorpal sword? I had an ongoing theme of her inheriting the powers of the enemies she consumed.
>>13813
I was hoping to duel her in the future and prove which beast was the superior monster... Oh well, I'll show her someday.
>small house
The wiki says it's the size of a light war horse
I will devour the Jew and claim the spoils his throne!
Why do you think I want the whip and vorpal sword? I had an ongoing theme of her inheriting the powers of the enemies she consumed.
>>13813
I was hoping to duel her in the future and prove which beast was the superior monster... Oh well, I'll show her someday.
>small house
The wiki says it's the size of a light war horse
>>13815
A huge creature is not the size of a light war horse. A LARGE creature is the size of a light war horse. A huge creature is 125%-150% the size by height and/or volume.
A huge creature is not the size of a light war horse. A LARGE creature is the size of a light war horse. A huge creature is 125%-150% the size by height and/or volume.
>>13796
id suggest creating a seperate sheet for the ghost horse form.
id suggest creating a seperate sheet for the ghost horse form.
>>13816
Ah. I was wondering why the entries on every site I visited listed that creature as Huge, but still said "about the size of a light war horse"; it made little sense to me at the time. Must be some error in the listings or something (idk how the game works though)
Ah. I was wondering why the entries on every site I visited listed that creature as Huge, but still said "about the size of a light war horse"; it made little sense to me at the time. Must be some error in the listings or something (idk how the game works though)
>>13815
>Vorpal sword
I thought it was really weird, because she's always depicted as holding large knives
>Vorpal sword
I thought it was really weird, because she's always depicted as holding large knives
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>>13822
>Implying she could dual wield weapons that big in nightmare form
I have a theme to work on anyway.
>Implying she could dual wield weapons that big in nightmare form
I have a theme to work on anyway.
Since she doesn't have 31 Str in Nightmare form anymore, I guess Awesome Blow is disqualified. Can I have Improved Multiattack instead?
>>13824
She'll always have a knife on her.
>>13824
She'll always have a knife on her.
>>13825
Of course she'll always have a knife on her. Using it when all you have is a hoof? I don't know...
Of course she'll always have a knife on her. Using it when all you have is a hoof? I don't know...
>>13825
Does she have three natural weapons to attack with in nightmare form? I thought she just had her two front hooves?
Does she have three natural weapons to attack with in nightmare form? I thought she just had her two front hooves?
>>13831
After review, I have Torcuil and Troll at the tower. Trump and Tracy are at the apartments (NOT with the pirates), and Infernius was at the back of the pirates when they left, not sure where he is headed.
After review, I have Torcuil and Troll at the tower. Trump and Tracy are at the apartments (NOT with the pirates), and Infernius was at the back of the pirates when they left, not sure where he is headed.
I took a 3 hour nap and have lots of beer and coffee, so if everyone is ready and still in the surroundings (board) then we can get started
GM, I would like to note that I should now have 18 ranks in Diplomacy, as well as 5 in Knowledge (Royalty), and 18 in Sense Motive, besides the negotiator feat and a Charisma score of 18. With "Devotion" and the charm domain I can invoke that domain's power - a charisma increase of 4 points for 1 minute. With a full round devoted to casting the spell, I can also cast "eagle's splendor" once a day as a Paladin spell.
So this means I would have
18 in Diplomacy, +2 from synergy from knowledge, +2 in Synergy from Sense Motive, +2 from the Negotiator Feat, and +4 charisma modifier from my normal charisma. If either Eagle's splendor or the charm unique power is activated, that rises to +6. It rises to +8 if both are activated
So I should have +28 points added to a diplomacy check on normal and up to 32+ if the spell and special power are activated
>>13833
>>13834
I'd like to start walking with the pirates as they go back to the docks. I do not want to leave their sides. I prefer to be carrying Tracy in my arms
So this means I would have
18 in Diplomacy, +2 from synergy from knowledge, +2 in Synergy from Sense Motive, +2 from the Negotiator Feat, and +4 charisma modifier from my normal charisma. If either Eagle's splendor or the charm unique power is activated, that rises to +6. It rises to +8 if both are activated
So I should have +28 points added to a diplomacy check on normal and up to 32+ if the spell and special power are activated
>>13833
>>13834
I'd like to start walking with the pirates as they go back to the docks. I do not want to leave their sides. I prefer to be carrying Tracy in my arms
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>>13839
If it can be done without losing Korak (I can invite them in for alcohol to buy time) then yes, with Tracy helping or a random pirate helping if possible. If it cannot be done without losing the pirates than no, I will not be
If it can be done without losing Korak (I can invite them in for alcohol to buy time) then yes, with Tracy helping or a random pirate helping if possible. If it cannot be done without losing the pirates than no, I will not be
>>13840
Interesting choice, pajamas then? The pirates have had a long night of booze and impromptu fighting, and are eager to turn in. In following them, you would run into Infernius, and can call him along if you like.
Interesting choice, pajamas then? The pirates have had a long night of booze and impromptu fighting, and are eager to turn in. In following them, you would run into Infernius, and can call him along if you like.
>>13843
>Eager to turn in
That's quite alright. Their resurrected companions will be waiting for them at the football game in 12 hours
>Eager to turn in
That's quite alright. Their resurrected companions will be waiting for them at the football game in 12 hours
>>13845
Fae comes swooping in from the air, to the amazement of Korak and the pirates.
"Ye're just a barrel full of surprises ain't ye."
F> You called, Lord Trump?
Fae comes swooping in from the air, to the amazement of Korak and the pirates.
"Ye're just a barrel full of surprises ain't ye."
F> You called, Lord Trump?
Alright, for now I've decided to allocate skill points to
>15 in Hide
>15 in Move Silently
>5 in bluff
>5 in Sleight of Hand
>10 in Handle Animal
>4 in Disguise
What benefit would I get if I invested points in Control Shape?
>>13839
*puts on armor*
>15 in Hide
>15 in Move Silently
>5 in bluff
>5 in Sleight of Hand
>10 in Handle Animal
>4 in Disguise
What benefit would I get if I invested points in Control Shape?
>>13839
*puts on armor*
>>13851
You mean aside from being able to legitimately control your shape better? Armor noted (hide is easier than plate).
You mean aside from being able to legitimately control your shape better? Armor noted (hide is easier than plate).
>>13856
Can I get partial armor like leather armor? Failing that, can I get a business suit? Failing that, can I get literally anything more than pajamas?
Can I get partial armor like leather armor? Failing that, can I get a business suit? Failing that, can I get literally anything more than pajamas?
I forgot to specify
I put all my skill points equally into the 3 I picked
>>13852
Torc decide to rest for awhile, until he can figure out what to do with the pirates
I'll be back "soon"
I put all my skill points equally into the 3 I picked
>>13852
Torc decide to rest for awhile, until he can figure out what to do with the pirates
I'll be back "soon"
>>13853
She'd wake up as soon as she smelled the lion
>*sees lion*
>*sees the jewish dwarf that shot her*
Now she's pissed-off.
>>13856
I was going to try to have her assume hybrid form for certain situations, but now I'm not so sure how beneficial partial transformation is.
>>13857
>Trumpaladin not only wearing the most high-class golden armor
Do full armor or just a classy business suit.
She'd wake up as soon as she smelled the lion
>*sees lion*
>*sees the jewish dwarf that shot her*
Now she's pissed-off.
>>13856
I was going to try to have her assume hybrid form for certain situations, but now I'm not so sure how beneficial partial transformation is.
>>13857
>Trumpaladin not only wearing the most high-class golden armor
Do full armor or just a classy business suit.
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>>13859
"So what did ye come back out here ta meet me fer? I thought our business was concluded for the night, all things considered."
>>13862
Here's the skinny. Smaller = faster Bigger = stronger. There's less significant elements, but that's basically what it boils down to. You can smoke and fly in either form, but you can't NOT smoke/fire in big form.
"So what did ye come back out here ta meet me fer? I thought our business was concluded for the night, all things considered."
>>13862
Here's the skinny. Smaller = faster Bigger = stronger. There's less significant elements, but that's basically what it boils down to. You can smoke and fly in either form, but you can't NOT smoke/fire in big form.
>>13862
"Calm down little pony. You got something from me last night and this morning she's never gotten. You may just get more if only you stay good
>Full armor or suit
Good point. Business suit only
>>13863
Also a good point, but it was complicated by sex and needing to like like I was having sex
>inb4 have sex in the suit
I wanted to show Tracy more respect than that
"Calm down little pony. You got something from me last night and this morning she's never gotten. You may just get more if only you stay good
>Full armor or suit
Good point. Business suit only
>>13863
Also a good point, but it was complicated by sex and needing to like like I was having sex
>inb4 have sex in the suit
I wanted to show Tracy more respect than that
Mainboard rape
>>13872
The arrangement was that Korak would drop any claim against him for Tourcil's attack, and also deliver to trump the unicorn, in exchange for Trumpaladin using the Entertron to resurrect the men killed by Tourcil and Trollestia. Trumpaladin is very eager to carry this exchange out
The arrangement was that Korak would drop any claim against him for Tourcil's attack, and also deliver to trump the unicorn, in exchange for Trumpaladin using the Entertron to resurrect the men killed by Tourcil and Trollestia. Trumpaladin is very eager to carry this exchange out
>>13874
"Oh no lad, the arrangement was for ye to give me the Scotsman, and in exchange we don't kill the lot of ye."
"Oh no lad, the arrangement was for ye to give me the Scotsman, and in exchange we don't kill the lot of ye."
>>13872
"Don't worry Inferius, they are just a little tired. After they wake up bright and early at 4 PM they will be more receptive to your message"
"Don't worry Inferius, they are just a little tired. After they wake up bright and early at 4 PM they will be more receptive to your message"
... also the resurrection bit
>>13875
"You can take his celestial charger if you can catch her though. But I don't recommend trying. She's difficult to deal with"
"You can take his celestial charger if you can catch her though. But I don't recommend trying. She's difficult to deal with"
>I gotta go for the next 20 some minutes
Tracy makes a look like she's about to stab someone in the next 2 minutes if she doesn't get her space
"Brb. Going Ghost."
And with that, she phases ainto the ground and disappears somewhere off into stealth.
Tracy makes a look like she's about to stab someone in the next 2 minutes if she doesn't get her space
"Brb. Going Ghost."
And with that, she phases ainto the ground and disappears somewhere off into stealth.
>>13878
*apartments
Torcuil was never removed from the barter list, and while Trollestia was included, Slovenia was never agreed as also part of the agreement.
The agreement stands at:
Party coughs up Torcuil and Troll (and the yet undiscovered lost slaves), and in exchange no one else has to die.
*apartments
Torcuil was never removed from the barter list, and while Trollestia was included, Slovenia was never agreed as also part of the agreement.
The agreement stands at:
Party coughs up Torcuil and Troll (and the yet undiscovered lost slaves), and in exchange no one else has to die.
>>13882
"Fuck. She better not fuck things up."
>>13883
"Now don't play silly with me now Korak. I know you value your men more than that"
Trump moves in front of the group and addresses all of them
"Isn't that right men? Haven't you got the greatest captain ever here? Willing to go to great lengths to get his men back?"
Trump addresses Korak specifically
"I can see why they are so loyal to you. They respect your loyalty to them'
"Fuck. She better not fuck things up."
>>13883
"Now don't play silly with me now Korak. I know you value your men more than that"
Trump moves in front of the group and addresses all of them
"Isn't that right men? Haven't you got the greatest captain ever here? Willing to go to great lengths to get his men back?"
Trump addresses Korak specifically
"I can see why they are so loyal to you. They respect your loyalty to them'
>>13885
Nervous, but joined cheers of accord
Yes! Play to his vanity! Its obvious when you look at his attire!
Nervous, but joined cheers of accord
Yes! Play to his vanity! Its obvious when you look at his attire!
>>13890
You lot ALL fuck up contingency plans. Xp
Korak raises an eye at you, but accommodates and goes along with the cheering. Many backs are slapped and laughter is now bubbling through the advancing throng of pirates (there's about 30-ish, its a big ship).
You lot ALL fuck up contingency plans. Xp
Korak raises an eye at you, but accommodates and goes along with the cheering. Many backs are slapped and laughter is now bubbling through the advancing throng of pirates (there's about 30-ish, its a big ship).
"Korak, I know you're exited for all of the opportunities that are coming up. I know you're tired too. I'll explain so much more to you when you join us tonight at the football game"
Trump addresses the whole group
"Join us, 12 hours, for the football game! I tell you you'll love it."
Addresses Korak
"Korak, there's a tradition where I come from of giving applause and recognition to important men beofre football games. I don't mean like business men, I mean true world leaders. Our equivalent of Emperors. The people of Port barry would love to address their founder tonight"
Trump addresses the whole group
"Join us, 12 hours, for the football game! I tell you you'll love it."
Addresses Korak
"Korak, there's a tradition where I come from of giving applause and recognition to important men beofre football games. I don't mean like business men, I mean true world leaders. Our equivalent of Emperors. The people of Port barry would love to address their founder tonight"
>>13892
"I don't take to ur meaning, but I'm not mindin' the sound of more entertainment!"
More agreement from the pirates. "Then its settled, we meet tonight for this Football, and American, and whatever else ye been sayin', and we won't kill the Scotsman (for now). Deal?"
"I don't take to ur meaning, but I'm not mindin' the sound of more entertainment!"
More agreement from the pirates. "Then its settled, we meet tonight for this Football, and American, and whatever else ye been sayin', and we won't kill the Scotsman (for now). Deal?"
"Korak, I understand our Scotsman has violated your trust here. He violated mine too. But please don't think so poorly of the man. As I said, he's from a different place and time. He wasn't looking to harm or insult you or your men, he was looking to do what he thought was good. We'll reprimand him for certain"
>>13894
"Yes, of course. And your men, whom you value as they value and appreciate your allegiance to you, who were unfortunately killed last night, will join you at the game in perfect health and a little boozed up by pre-gaming if we take the unicorn. Please don't mind that part, it's just that bringing people back from the dead is quite a feat. I know they are worth it to you, noble captain"
"Yes, of course. And your men, whom you value as they value and appreciate your allegiance to you, who were unfortunately killed last night, will join you at the game in perfect health and a little boozed up by pre-gaming if we take the unicorn. Please don't mind that part, it's just that bringing people back from the dead is quite a feat. I know they are worth it to you, noble captain"
>>13894
"Well the way I figure it, if ye can revive him, we can kill him without harm right?"
More laughter from pirates.
"Well the way I figure it, if ye can revive him, we can kill him without harm right?"
More laughter from pirates.
>>13895
"Ah, but if I give ye the unicorn, whatever will I attend this gala event on?" he says with a slight glint to his eye. "I'll keep the mare for now, I hope you won't be too put out by it."
"Ah, but if I give ye the unicorn, whatever will I attend this gala event on?" he says with a slight glint to his eye. "I'll keep the mare for now, I hope you won't be too put out by it."
>>13896
*stops to seriously consider this possibility*
"Well, I haven't met him since he did whatever he did. I'll see what his intentions were, what he did, and consider what is appropriate"
*stops to seriously consider this possibility*
"Well, I haven't met him since he did whatever he did. I'll see what his intentions were, what he did, and consider what is appropriate"
>>13898
"Aye, ye do that. It doesn't do to allow one's subordinates to start thinkin'. Ye never know what sorta trouble they might brew when ye back is turned."
"Aye, ye do that. It doesn't do to allow one's subordinates to start thinkin'. Ye never know what sorta trouble they might brew when ye back is turned."
>>13897
"Well, in my time, we had something called "pick ups" that we would ride out to the game, and we would keep them in the parking lot, get drunk on the back of them, and grill hotdogs. But there's not room to ride horses inside of the stadium. But I'd like to meet her and dress her up. I don't mean to imply I could do a better job than you. I mean, look at you. I just would like a personal touch. But if you want to arrive in style - true style - we've got multiple flying animals here. My dragonne. And Tracy, wherever she is"
>>13899
"That indeed, that indeed. I wonder where the blue one is"
Fuck fuck fuck! He found one Trumpaladin's weaknesses
"Well, in my time, we had something called "pick ups" that we would ride out to the game, and we would keep them in the parking lot, get drunk on the back of them, and grill hotdogs. But there's not room to ride horses inside of the stadium. But I'd like to meet her and dress her up. I don't mean to imply I could do a better job than you. I mean, look at you. I just would like a personal touch. But if you want to arrive in style - true style - we've got multiple flying animals here. My dragonne. And Tracy, wherever she is"
>>13899
"That indeed, that indeed. I wonder where the blue one is"
Fuck fuck fuck! He found one Trumpaladin's weaknesses
>>13900
"Ah appreciate the consideration, but I assure ye, we've plenty of finery to gussy her up with. Don't ye worry, we'll make an entrance, don't ye doubt!"
"Ah appreciate the consideration, but I assure ye, we've plenty of finery to gussy her up with. Don't ye worry, we'll make an entrance, don't ye doubt!"
This is gonna be so good, you don't even know
>>13905
On that note, a unicorn is a pretty rare piece of cargo; the townsfolk should still be gossiping about seeing it. Tracy could ask around and to see where she was led off.
On that note, a unicorn is a pretty rare piece of cargo; the townsfolk should still be gossiping about seeing it. Tracy could ask around and to see where she was led off.
Something clicks in Torc's mind, and he feels like a retard
Torc> Trollestia, where are the elves?
Torc> Trollestia, where are the elves?
>>13901
"I do have faith in you. I just want to inspect her before taking her. Don't you worry, we'll be taking your men now. They will be compensated for all of their trouble, and told what a truly good captain they have willing to forgive slights and relinquish valuable items for their sake. There love for you can only grow. We'll have them tell their stories to the town at the game so the town may know of your magnanimity, and their love may grow."
calls out to the side
"TRACY!"
"I do have faith in you. I just want to inspect her before taking her. Don't you worry, we'll be taking your men now. They will be compensated for all of their trouble, and told what a truly good captain they have willing to forgive slights and relinquish valuable items for their sake. There love for you can only grow. We'll have them tell their stories to the town at the game so the town may know of your magnanimity, and their love may grow."
calls out to the side
"TRACY!"
>>13908
They're downstairs (the treasury area)
>>13909
K> TAKING her, whoa lad, I'm still missing the part where I agreed to that, tho ye're welcome to link to tha post if ye can. Also, they already sing songs about me,....
>>13911
>tracks
Its scent, and there's a gaggle of pirates in the way and in the surrounding area.
They're downstairs (the treasury area)
>>13909
K> TAKING her, whoa lad, I'm still missing the part where I agreed to that, tho ye're welcome to link to tha post if ye can. Also, they already sing songs about me,....
>>13911
>tracks
Its scent, and there's a gaggle of pirates in the way and in the surrounding area.
>>13914
"Believe me, they can add verses. As I said, healing a wounded person is one thing, but dead three hours is another"
"Believe me, they can add verses. As I said, healing a wounded person is one thing, but dead three hours is another"
>>13914
T> Keep them safe, I have to fix what I have started
Torc gears up before leaving, and then casts "I believe I can fly"
T> Keep them safe, I have to fix what I have started
Torc gears up before leaving, and then casts "I believe I can fly"
Follow scent then.
Where does it lead?
Put on Mask to disguise self as delivery boy, in case anybody gets through stealth.
Where does it lead?
Put on Mask to disguise self as delivery boy, in case anybody gets through stealth.
>>13915
A second time, Trump calls out to the side loudly
"TRACY CAGE!" says much more softly "and she wonders why I don't trust her to be a mount"
A second time, Trump calls out to the side loudly
"TRACY CAGE!" says much more softly "and she wonders why I don't trust her to be a mount"
>>13918
Torcuil, from the tower exits through the main entrance and takes flight.
Just imagine it for the moment, leaping from a 120' tall building without fear or regret, and gliding along across airwaves, drafts, and gusts. Ahhh.
>>13920
Tracy has separated and is out of audible range.
>>13922
It's +10, but k. You're a skinny delivery boy with freckles and a foppish hat.
>>13923
Good question. A pity you haven't experimented with it yet. Xp
Torcuil, from the tower exits through the main entrance and takes flight.
Just imagine it for the moment, leaping from a 120' tall building without fear or regret, and gliding along across airwaves, drafts, and gusts. Ahhh.
>>13920
Tracy has separated and is out of audible range.
>>13922
It's +10, but k. You're a skinny delivery boy with freckles and a foppish hat.
>>13923
Good question. A pity you haven't experimented with it yet. Xp
"Korak, I am not sure I want to explain why, but you may want to go make sure your horses are secured. All of them. Now"
>>13926
Eyes narrow.
"What're ye gettin' at?"
>>13925
Any interactive investigation will take more time than you have. You know its one of the buildings near the docks.
>>13927
The surroundings begin to strobe/flicker from 'reality' to a gray and windswept barren (even of land) area. Torcuil notices his speed increases.
Eyes narrow.
"What're ye gettin' at?"
>>13925
Any interactive investigation will take more time than you have. You know its one of the buildings near the docks.
>>13927
The surroundings begin to strobe/flicker from 'reality' to a gray and windswept barren (even of land) area. Torcuil notices his speed increases.
>>13931
"I'm sorry, it's just I am a bit paranoid. A couple weeks ago I lost some horses to a notorious horse thief. I thought the situation was under control and then I realized while walking that it was not."
*Trump activates contingency plan Delta*
"Tell you what. Keep the unicorn. But I want to see where she was kept on the ship"
"I'm sorry, it's just I am a bit paranoid. A couple weeks ago I lost some horses to a notorious horse thief. I thought the situation was under control and then I realized while walking that it was not."
*Trump activates contingency plan Delta*
"Tell you what. Keep the unicorn. But I want to see where she was kept on the ship"
>>13935
"I am going to tell you right now that all equines you own are in grave danger. But as you said, I am full of surprises."
"I am going to tell you right now that all equines you own are in grave danger. But as you said, I am full of surprises."
>>13935
Strange, but it gives me an idea
Torc lands, and with precise timing, torc stop the blinking in the ethereal plane, takes ten steps forward and blinks back to The Game
Strange, but it gives me an idea
Torc lands, and with precise timing, torc stop the blinking in the ethereal plane, takes ten steps forward and blinks back to The Game
"Tell you what Korak, I agree to your arrangement. Deliver the Unicorn to the Stadium at game time. Be advised that an insane, powerful, and stealthy horse murderer is on the lose and there is nothing I can do about it at the moment"
>>13953
I'll give you some advice: don't attract attention to yourself on the docks by transforming or burning things down
I'll give you some advice: don't attract attention to yourself on the docks by transforming or burning things down
secret thread
Alright. So the pirates make their way back to the ship in high spirits. As they do so, several emerge from a warehouse near Tracy's position, leading Slovenia back to the ship. Korak and co disappear below-decks, leaving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy (stealth) on an otherwise empty docks.
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