Quick Rundown:
This(these) thread(s) started as an experimental attempt to determine whether a D&D type game could be possible over an anonymous imageboard. The results have exceeded my wildest expectations. During the week, these threads consist of game meta discussion, shitposting, bants, and more shitposting. On the weekend its on, and its something far more intense than standard pen and paper; I'm still trying to figure out all the aspects and elements.
New players are welcome at any time, and with that let me tie up the previous questions.
>>13269
Nevermind that, I was trying to help you get the unicorn right away, but its gone now.
>>13270 →
First off, you're BOTH wrong. Its an Archmage, but no one outside the Archmage knows that so spoilers.
>>13279 →
>>13282 →
Just because a race or species is listed as 'Outsider' doesn't mean they cannot migrate to other planes/realms.
>inb4 Trump says something about going back or w/e
Additionally, these factions (there are many, above/beyond the ants) have been written into the story, have been there the whole time. The ants were part of all previous 'boots' of the story, and have had successful and beneficial relations with several iterations of the active party.
The travel ban on outsiders limits those who's home is/remains any of the outer planes from entering willfully OR being summoned from interally.
Meaning, it is impossible to summon foreign ants from their home plane, but one can readily interact with ants 'from' this plane.
>13285
>13286
The scroll will come up in the future, its relevance has to do with a particular location which will be obvious after inspection. As for the potato, I'm sure he will never be heard from again. Ever.
And with that, the Game continues.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>13530
Although, if I took those feats, she couldn't craft a Vorpal sword..
That's fine, I'll figure out another way to acquire one eventually.
Although, if I took those feats, she couldn't craft a Vorpal sword..
That's fine, I'll figure out another way to acquire one eventually.
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>>13539
>Wasting those buffed-as-fuck arms
You should dual-wield battleaxes or clubs
Maybe pic related.
>Wasting those buffed-as-fuck arms
You should dual-wield battleaxes or clubs
Maybe pic related.
Wait a minute.
If I chose the special Paladin feat "Devoted to a Cause," and if my patron grants me access to the Law domain, does that mean I can cast that Dictum spell Thez used?
>Paladins can chose a feat whereby their mount can Smite Evil
The Smiting has been doubled!
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If I chose the special Paladin feat "Devoted to a Cause," and if my patron grants me access to the Law domain, does that mean I can cast that Dictum spell Thez used?
>Paladins can chose a feat whereby their mount can Smite Evil
The Smiting has been doubled!
\r
>>13544
I was thinking greatclubs that did additional slashing damage.
Isn't Hitler in the War domain? I bet they would count as his favored weapon.
I was thinking greatclubs that did additional slashing damage.
Isn't Hitler in the War domain? I bet they would count as his favored weapon.
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>>13529
Should I put a few points into Control Shape to make Tracy's monstrous transformation less bullshit?
Should I put a few points into Control Shape to make Tracy's monstrous transformation less bullshit?
>>13549
The dictum spell is listed as one of the spells available under the law domain http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Law_Domain
The effects of the dictum spell depend upon different things though, so it probably wouldn't be as powerful as when Thez casts it, but having the ability to at least paralyze non-lawfulAllies who piss me off enemies would be remarkably useful.
The feat that allows access to a Patron's domains is here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
Actually though, I think I like the Charm domain and especially the spell "Charm Magical Beast" even better.
The dictum spell is listed as one of the spells available under the law domain http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Law_Domain
The effects of the dictum spell depend upon different things though, so it probably wouldn't be as powerful as when Thez casts it, but having the ability to at least paralyze non-lawful
The feat that allows access to a Patron's domains is here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
Actually though, I think I like the Charm domain and especially the spell "Charm Magical Beast" even better.
>>13555
Basically you want to max out on the things you already do and whatever with the things you do less/not. There are lots of Mage-skills that are useful in context.
Basically you want to max out on the things you already do and whatever with the things you do less/not. There are lots of Mage-skills that are useful in context.
>>13557
You could probably craft them now (just a bunch of uniform rods and an axe), minus the vorpal attribute.
>>13560
When transformed, Cauchemar Nightmare has 15d8+105.
They're physically the beefiest of all hoerslike creatures. Not unlike mudpones.
I figured she'd be pretty squishy in warpony form though, unless I'm wrong.
You could probably craft them now (just a bunch of uniform rods and an axe), minus the vorpal attribute.
>>13560
When transformed, Cauchemar Nightmare has 15d8+105.
They're physically the beefiest of all hoerslike creatures. Not unlike mudpones.
I figured she'd be pretty squishy in warpony form though, unless I'm wrong.
I'll let Players do their own dice rolls. ^_^
Praise Epona
Praise Epona
>>13563
Infernius spent quite a while working with him, so i wouldn't put it past him to bundle a bunch of sticks around a reinforced battleaxe.
Not sure if the characters have the time before the next round though.
Infernius spent quite a while working with him, so i wouldn't put it past him to bundle a bunch of sticks around a reinforced battleaxe.
Not sure if the characters have the time before the next round though.
Definitely taking Charm if that is one of Trumpaladin's patron deity's domains
Also, holy shit, these spells. Can they work on player characters?
Also, holy shit, these spells. Can they work on player characters?
Fuck. Celestial Chargers have saving throws of +15. At least Cauchemarsare easier targets
Is there a way to increase the chances of a spell working against a saving throw?
Is there a way to increase the chances of a spell working against a saving throw?
>>13576
updated char sheeeeeeit
infernuis
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38
Dex=9
Con=18
Intelligence=10
Wis 13
Cha 16
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword.
Feats
>Dodge
>Psionic Weapon
>Greater Psionic Weapon
>Wounding Attack
>Psionic Body
>Psionic Dodge
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
endless bandage
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
REgen stone ,
belt +5 str
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
10 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
updated char sheeeeeeit
infernuis
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38
Dex=9
Con=18
Intelligence=10
Wis 13
Cha 16
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword.
Feats
>Dodge
>Psionic Weapon
>Greater Psionic Weapon
>Wounding Attack
>Psionic Body
>Psionic Dodge
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
endless bandage
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
REgen stone ,
belt +5 str
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
10 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
>>13578
I wish I were diligent and could remember all of my characters stuff... I did invent a new system of math to calculate her insanity though.
I wish I were diligent and could remember all of my characters stuff... I did invent a new system of math to calculate her insanity though.
>>13575
The DC (difficulty class) for a saving throw is determined mostly by GM's whim cuz its otherwise a ridiculous calculation to do for every spell.
The DC (difficulty class) for a saving throw is determined mostly by GM's whim cuz its otherwise a ridiculous calculation to do for every spell.
>>13580
A 1 in 4 chance to succeed with Charm Monster or Dominate Monster is pretty good odds I think. 1/2 for a cauchemar
A 1 in 4 chance to succeed with Charm Monster or Dominate Monster is pretty good odds I think. 1/2 for a cauchemar
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>>13591
Don't worry about it, it was a Paladin unique feat that only exists in this edition. It may not exist in Blackguard version. Even if it did, you'd need 7 or 8 or 9 levels in Cleric or Paladin/Blackguard to access these spells.
It's a more interesting question for Inferius, since I bet he can access multiple domains and he has the required number of levels.
Also I don't see any information on the number of domains gods have
Don't worry about it, it was a Paladin unique feat that only exists in this edition. It may not exist in Blackguard version. Even if it did, you'd need 7 or 8 or 9 levels in Cleric or Paladin/Blackguard to access these spells.
It's a more interesting question for Inferius, since I bet he can access multiple domains and he has the required number of levels.
Also I don't see any information on the number of domains gods have
>>13578
>the faggot writing this would make a character sheet, but can't remember my stats
I'm gonna look for them tonight.
I'll be back in ~3 hours.
>the faggot writing this would make a character sheet, but can't remember my stats
I'm gonna look for them tonight.
I'll be back in ~3 hours.
>>13584
Speaking of which, Gods in this game should be memes.
>Ebola-chan: Destruction, Glory, Charm, Repose
>Tay-sama: Artifice, knowledge, Trickery, Community
>Epona: Animal, Charm, Community, Travel
>Winter-chan: Weather, Protection, Water
>Kek: Chaos, Darkness, Trickery, Magic
>Hitler: War, Nobility, Glory, Law
How does this look?
Speaking of which, Gods in this game should be memes.
>Ebola-chan: Destruction, Glory, Charm, Repose
>Tay-sama: Artifice, knowledge, Trickery, Community
>Epona: Animal, Charm, Community, Travel
>Winter-chan: Weather, Protection, Water
>Kek: Chaos, Darkness, Trickery, Magic
>Hitler: War, Nobility, Glory, Law
How does this look?
GM, can I cast in succession Dominate Monster, Geas, and Charm Monster in successive rounds? I can't quite find the limits
>>13603
>Implying those aren't all the same thing
I knew GM would want to decide that, so I didn't step on his turf.
>Implying those aren't all the same thing
I knew GM would want to decide that, so I didn't step on his turf.
>>13607
I'm reconsidering things already...
Maybe:
>Elway: Community, Glory, Liberation, Creation
>Ebola: Destruction, Repose, Air, Evil (but it's a cool evil! She's a devil anyway.)
>Kek: Darkness, Chaos, Magic, Rune
>Tay: Artifice, Knowledge, Liberation, Good
I'm new to this...
I'm reconsidering things already...
Maybe:
>Elway: Community, Glory, Liberation, Creation
>Ebola: Destruction, Repose, Air, Evil (but it's a cool evil! She's a devil anyway.)
>Kek: Darkness, Chaos, Magic, Rune
>Tay: Artifice, Knowledge, Liberation, Good
I'm new to this...
FUCK YES
Unicorns only have a 6 Will score, even if Celestial Chargers have a 15
Also, GM, what are the Will scores on the player characters?
Unicorns only have a 6 Will score, even if Celestial Chargers have a 15
Also, GM, what are the Will scores on the player characters?
How many swords are in the tower inventory? Better to have one equip for Tracy.
MY LITTLE PONY EXISTS IN D&D
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Unicorn_(3.5e_Race)
>>13619
The spell resistance you mention exists in the 5e, but does not exist in the 3.5e THANK GOD.
But obviously, something to make Trollestia stop fucking things up, and "charm monster" on the Slovenian Unicorn
>>13625
I still think that was already rejected
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Unicorn_(3.5e_Race)
>>13619
The spell resistance you mention exists in the 5e, but does not exist in the 3.5e THANK GOD.
But obviously, something to make Trollestia stop fucking things up, and "charm monster" on the Slovenian Unicorn
>>13625
I still think that was already rejected
>>13629
>spell resistance does not exist in the 3.5e
Check again. It's under Special Qualities.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Celestial_Charger
You'd have to take them to dinner first, like an honorable Paladin would.
>spell resistance does not exist in the 3.5e
Check again. It's under Special Qualities.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Celestial_Charger
You'd have to take them to dinner first, like an honorable Paladin would.
>>13629
Fuck! The 3.5 is immune too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother fucking fucking fucker!
I'll find a way
Fuck! The 3.5 is immune too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother fucking fucking fucker!
I'll find a way
>>13633
You know, if she's a my little pony class and not a large horned-horse, then the racial bonuses need not apply
You know, if she's a my little pony class and not a large horned-horse, then the racial bonuses need not apply
>>13635
Better ask Elway for that big a request first. In normal D&D, you gotta pray for spells daily.
Better ask Elway for that big a request first. In normal D&D, you gotta pray for spells daily.
>>13625
>3 inches of air to teleport in an 8 foot 1200 pound horse
How is this anything other than teleporting inside of solid substance? If there is a 3 inch pipe below ground surrounded by bedrock, and you try to teleport an eight footlong, 2 foot diameter, 1200 pound horse into the 3 inch pipe, are you doing anything other than trying to teleport something into solid matter?
Second, why should we assume the plane-changing starts at a point that expands until the entire creature is through? If instead it functions like a door, then there would need to be a hole that is big enough for the creature to go through, something like 3 feet by 3 feet for a horse like entity. And alternatively, what if the entire horse thing enters all at once? Then it would have to displace all of the matter at once.
Now if the entity is smaller than the area it is coming into because it is shrunken, that would be doable...
>>13636
That's literally how the charmed spells work. The unicorn is already there, so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
>3 inches of air to teleport in an 8 foot 1200 pound horse
How is this anything other than teleporting inside of solid substance? If there is a 3 inch pipe below ground surrounded by bedrock, and you try to teleport an eight footlong, 2 foot diameter, 1200 pound horse into the 3 inch pipe, are you doing anything other than trying to teleport something into solid matter?
Second, why should we assume the plane-changing starts at a point that expands until the entire creature is through? If instead it functions like a door, then there would need to be a hole that is big enough for the creature to go through, something like 3 feet by 3 feet for a horse like entity. And alternatively, what if the entire horse thing enters all at once? Then it would have to displace all of the matter at once.
Now if the entity is smaller than the area it is coming into because it is shrunken, that would be doable...
>>13636
That's literally how the charmed spells work. The unicorn is already there, so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
>>13638
It would only work if one maxed-out Escape Artist to get Extremely Tight Space: allowing one to fit into a space the size of two inches or more.
I'm not about to blow skill points on that though.
It would only work if one maxed-out Escape Artist to get Extremely Tight Space: allowing one to fit into a space the size of two inches or more.
I'm not about to blow skill points on that though.
>>13638
>so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
That doesn't mean he couldn't see you.
Also, I read the Paladin description. Where does it say they have access to domain spells?
>so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
That doesn't mean he couldn't see you.
Also, I read the Paladin description. Where does it say they have access to domain spells?
>>13639
>there's a skill that allows someome to fit in 2 inches
Wait what.
>>13640
Right here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Feats and here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
It's a feat named "devoted to a cause." The description is:
>You gain access to one of your deity's domains. You gain the domain's granted power and you may add the domain's spells to your Paladin spell list, up to the level that you are able to cast. For purposes of this domain only, your cleric level is equal to your character level.
>there's a skill that allows someome to fit in 2 inches
Wait what.
>>13640
Right here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Feats and here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
It's a feat named "devoted to a cause." The description is:
>You gain access to one of your deity's domains. You gain the domain's granted power and you may add the domain's spells to your Paladin spell list, up to the level that you are able to cast. For purposes of this domain only, your cleric level is equal to your character level.
>>13642
Oh, I never saw the class feats before. It doesn't show up in the wiki I use...
Would've liked Kick 'em While They're Down..
Oh, I never saw the class feats before. It doesn't show up in the wiki I use...
Would've liked Kick 'em While They're Down..
>>13643
>Kick Em' While They're Down
Can't you take that anyways though? The only requisite I see for it is the "sneak attack" feat, which you probably get for free as a Rogue
>Kick Em' While They're Down
Can't you take that anyways though? The only requisite I see for it is the "sneak attack" feat, which you probably get for free as a Rogue
>>13649
I geniunely think I can completely slavage the situation if only given about three rounds worth of talking without things actively getting worse. If Tourcil wants to cast a "Now hol' the fuck up" spell that freezes all pirates (and preferably player characters) for a small number of rounds, should the pirates indicate they want to fight, it would be appreciated.
But seriously, like what the hell on some of these spells? With a 45% probability of overcoming a saving throw, I can perfectly mind control a Cauchemar in a single round. If only I can keep them within 60 feet of me for 10 minutes, I can geas player characters with 60% probability of overcoming a saving throw. But charm a unicorn into sleeping with me? Nope.
>>13652
It's player level plus 3 at least for me.
\r
I geniunely think I can completely slavage the situation if only given about three rounds worth of talking without things actively getting worse. If Tourcil wants to cast a "Now hol' the fuck up" spell that freezes all pirates (and preferably player characters) for a small number of rounds, should the pirates indicate they want to fight, it would be appreciated.
But seriously, like what the hell on some of these spells? With a 45% probability of overcoming a saving throw, I can perfectly mind control a Cauchemar in a single round. If only I can keep them within 60 feet of me for 10 minutes, I can geas player characters with 60% probability of overcoming a saving throw. But charm a unicorn into sleeping with me? Nope.
>>13652
It's player level plus 3 at least for me.
\r
>>13653
> like what the hell on some of these spells?
They're Domain spells: spells of God (think Moses in the Exodus). That's what it means to be a Cleric: Clerics have to be devout to their patron deity's creed (one slip and they lose their powers; not unlike a Paladin staying Lawful Good), and they have to pray for their spells in advance to use the God's powers (GM just cut out that part, because he wanted to steamline things). That Homebrew you referenced was basically a mechanic that shattered the divide between the two classes.
> like what the hell on some of these spells?
They're Domain spells: spells of God (think Moses in the Exodus). That's what it means to be a Cleric: Clerics have to be devout to their patron deity's creed (one slip and they lose their powers; not unlike a Paladin staying Lawful Good), and they have to pray for their spells in advance to use the God's powers (GM just cut out that part, because he wanted to steamline things). That Homebrew you referenced was basically a mechanic that shattered the divide between the two classes.
>>13655
>Thinks I'm opposed to daily prayer
The Denver Broncos are the sole proprietors of the football cup. In the days before football, there were no cups, no Football, and no Broncos. The Ponies wandered in darkness, for there was no light to guide them, and they did fornicate with each other for they knew not what else to do with their time.
Then the light of John Elway came unto them, and he brought forth the cup from which all blessings flow, and he did bade them to drinketh from that cup, and that which they drank was Football. And so it did fill their cute widdle pony bodies with the heavenly goodness of Football, and their eyes were open.
Thence no more did they fornicate with each other, but did fornicate with John Elway, who bade them go forth and fornicate with Anon, for to fornicate with a pony is to fornicate with Football.
Football.
>Thinks I'm opposed to daily prayer
The Denver Broncos are the sole proprietors of the football cup. In the days before football, there were no cups, no Football, and no Broncos. The Ponies wandered in darkness, for there was no light to guide them, and they did fornicate with each other for they knew not what else to do with their time.
Then the light of John Elway came unto them, and he brought forth the cup from which all blessings flow, and he did bade them to drinketh from that cup, and that which they drank was Football. And so it did fill their cute widdle pony bodies with the heavenly goodness of Football, and their eyes were open.
Thence no more did they fornicate with each other, but did fornicate with John Elway, who bade them go forth and fornicate with Anon, for to fornicate with a pony is to fornicate with Football.
Football.
>>13656
Well, that's fine, although the regular game drawback would be you had to also decide and prepare (there are materials for rituals in some versions) which spells you were going to use for the day.
A Paladin is the same, although their spells are much more limited (no domain spells in canon), and they prepare them through morning meditation.
If you wanted to multi-class a a Cleric to get more divine spells, you probably could, although you wouldn't be able to level-up a a Paladin anymore, due to Paladin's special restriction.
Well, that's fine, although the regular game drawback would be you had to also decide and prepare (there are materials for rituals in some versions) which spells you were going to use for the day.
A Paladin is the same, although their spells are much more limited (no domain spells in canon), and they prepare them through morning meditation.
If you wanted to multi-class a a Cleric to get more divine spells, you probably could, although you wouldn't be able to level-up a a Paladin anymore, due to Paladin's special restriction.
>>13657
>Multi-class as a cleric
Without this feat I think access to the spells would be impossible, because most of these spells require something like 9 levels in Cleric, which would be basically impossible and not worth giving up the added levels in Paladin.
>Multi-class as a cleric
Without this feat I think access to the spells would be impossible, because most of these spells require something like 9 levels in Cleric, which would be basically impossible and not worth giving up the added levels in Paladin.
>>13659
Well, it's up to GM to decide these thing.
Imo, if you wanted two classes worth of divine spells, you may as well have just been a wizard.
Well, it's up to GM to decide these thing.
Imo, if you wanted two classes worth of divine spells, you may as well have just been a wizard.
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>>13669
I'm pretty sure an item like that burns the hand of any non-Chaotic, non-Evil wielder...
Otherwise: the power to effortlessly smite all your enemies and take over the entire world.
I'm pretty sure an item like that burns the hand of any non-Chaotic, non-Evil wielder...
Otherwise: the power to effortlessly smite all your enemies and take over the entire world.
>>13673
FUCKING KEK that's a good one
"I've always wondered what it was that Primarch Horus was offered that could make him, the Emperor's finest, stray from the light; betray his oaths. Now... Now I know..."
FUCKING KEK that's a good one
"I've always wondered what it was that Primarch Horus was offered that could make him, the Emperor's finest, stray from the light; betray his oaths. Now... Now I know..."
>>13676
I absolutely was later on, I just wasn't about to start an argument with him about that.
>tfw Will-let
..Y-you can't control me..!
I absolutely was later on, I just wasn't about to start an argument with him about that.
>tfw Will-let
..Y-you can't control me..!
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>>13201 →
>be ghost-pony
>be Assassin
>be stalking high-rank target
>Almost have it in the bag
>Was able to get all the way into his private chamber by phasing through walls
>Be sneaking up behind him, with perfect stealth check
>be ready to stab the mofo, knife in maw
>'oh no he's wearing masterwork armor! My awesome back-stab won't work.'
>lol, not a problem
>become ethereal
>Phase into his body with ghost-powers
>He doesn't notice because materialfag
>materialize inside his bowels with supernatural talent
>wait a few minutes for right moment
>Target is relaxing, if not a bit constipated
>then suddenly-
>a fucking horse bursts out of his midsection in a grizzly whirl of blades
>he's dead before he even knew what happened
>Guards hear explosion and burst into the room
>they see seemingly innocent pony
>continue to look for assassin, until they realize the "innocent" pony is covered in blood
>try to seize monster-pony
>lol no
>phase through floor, waving 'goodbye'
>guards don't know wtf just happened or what to do
>GhostPonies=1; MaterialCucks=0
>mfw the Four Horses Sisterhood has a signature killing jutsu
>be ghost-pony
>be Assassin
>be stalking high-rank target
>Almost have it in the bag
>Was able to get all the way into his private chamber by phasing through walls
>Be sneaking up behind him, with perfect stealth check
>be ready to stab the mofo, knife in maw
>'oh no he's wearing masterwork armor! My awesome back-stab won't work.'
>lol, not a problem
>become ethereal
>Phase into his body with ghost-powers
>He doesn't notice because materialfag
>materialize inside his bowels with supernatural talent
>wait a few minutes for right moment
>Target is relaxing, if not a bit constipated
>then suddenly-
>a fucking horse bursts out of his midsection in a grizzly whirl of blades
>he's dead before he even knew what happened
>Guards hear explosion and burst into the room
>they see seemingly innocent pony
>continue to look for assassin, until they realize the "innocent" pony is covered in blood
>try to seize monster-pony
>lol no
>phase through floor, waving 'goodbye'
>guards don't know wtf just happened or what to do
>GhostPonies=1; MaterialCucks=0
>mfw the Four Horses Sisterhood has a signature killing jutsu
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>>13682
>I don't understand what these stats mean
Neither do I, but I don't object: it looks reasonable.
>I don't understand what these stats mean
Neither do I, but I don't object: it looks reasonable.
>>13689
If she falls to Dominate Monster, the caster would have the ability to experience what the target is experiencing, short of sensory input, besides the ability to give orders.
There is also another way, but I don't want to name it.
And besides those two, I'll find something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMwUeVawng
If she falls to Dominate Monster, the caster would have the ability to experience what the target is experiencing, short of sensory input, besides the ability to give orders.
There is also another way, but I don't want to name it.
And besides those two, I'll find something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMwUeVawng
Was Tracy able to find any worthwhile info in the atlases in the Library during the period before the next round? I want to find more info about the continent and exploit the local knowledge skill.
Also, I've chosen the two Special Rogue abilities for Tracy at level 13:
>Bonus Feat: Improved Overrun
>Bonus feat: Dire Charge
>>13551
Not sure if this was seen, but is there a way to rank-up this ability to transform more freely?
One more question: Does Magic Vestment oil actually transform the clothes into heavy armor, with all mobility drawbacks?
Also, I've chosen the two Special Rogue abilities for Tracy at level 13:
>Bonus Feat: Improved Overrun
>Bonus feat: Dire Charge
>>13551
Not sure if this was seen, but is there a way to rank-up this ability to transform more freely?
One more question: Does Magic Vestment oil actually transform the clothes into heavy armor, with all mobility drawbacks?
Alright, I definitely want "Devoted to a Cause" as a feat, with John Elway granting Trumpaladin access to spells and the power of the Charm Domain. If not, I'll give up on it as soon as it is explained where in D&D canon a rogue can transform at will and with no spells into an extraplanar monster and back again, or can psionically control chains, or any number of other things I can and will find.
Besides that, I will be selecting Leadership, Negotiator, and Quick Draw as feats. That would leave me two open feat spots hat I have not yet filled.
I would like to ask if feats like "Great Constitution" and other "epic" feats like that are restricted to those with 20 levels in a class or higher.
I will be allotting my skill points as follows (tentatively, I may change).
Diplomacy: 18
Sense Motive: 18
Profession (Businessman):18
Knowledge (Royalty and Nobility): 5
Knowledge (Religion): 10
I will be adding +1 point to Strength so
S 14
D 11
C 12
I 13
W 14
Ch 16
Plus 2 points I want to wait to allot until I have specific information
>>13691
I think the next round is going to have to start immediately, or within 10 minutes of where the last round ended off. Making giant skull armor, going to the library, studying or whatever, is going to have to wait until a lull in the action, which I think could happen after the immediate pirate situation is resolved, but before the next stage of the action.
>>13691
Are you willing to make a deal on the ladybug charm?
Besides that, I will be selecting Leadership, Negotiator, and Quick Draw as feats. That would leave me two open feat spots hat I have not yet filled.
I would like to ask if feats like "Great Constitution" and other "epic" feats like that are restricted to those with 20 levels in a class or higher.
I will be allotting my skill points as follows (tentatively, I may change).
Diplomacy: 18
Sense Motive: 18
Profession (Businessman):18
Knowledge (Royalty and Nobility): 5
Knowledge (Religion): 10
I will be adding +1 point to Strength so
S 14
D 11
C 12
I 13
W 14
Ch 16
Plus 2 points I want to wait to allot until I have specific information
>>13691
I think the next round is going to have to start immediately, or within 10 minutes of where the last round ended off. Making giant skull armor, going to the library, studying or whatever, is going to have to wait until a lull in the action, which I think could happen after the immediate pirate situation is resolved, but before the next stage of the action.
>>13691
Are you willing to make a deal on the ladybug charm?
>>13690
>Wanting to wear girly charms
It's a wife's duty to defend her husband's masculinity. Just what kind of deal with Tracy's Faggot would you be proposing to overlook that?
Also where was the post where the new gear received after the Soros battle were listed? I'm in the middle of typing my own sheet.
>Wanting to wear girly charms
It's a wife's duty to defend her husband's masculinity. Just what kind of deal with Tracy's Faggot would you be proposing to overlook that?
Also where was the post where the new gear received after the Soros battle were listed? I'm in the middle of typing my own sheet.
>>13682
>>13683
Its a table depicting fortitude, reflex, and will saving throw modifiers by character.
>>13690
Yes, I'm definitely glad I made Trump Good.
>>13691
>Vest oil
No, it doesn't increase the weight or encumbrance, just the armor bonus. Thez uses Magic Vestment, and she's neked.
>>13693
>I'll give up on it as soon
Dammit, he's onto me. I'll allow a partial skull breastplate because it was inquired about some time before characters were in the current advancing timeline with Korak, so I'll let Tracy have it.
>>13691
Soon, very soon. As for transforming, some skill points would make sense.
>>13683
Its a table depicting fortitude, reflex, and will saving throw modifiers by character.
>>13690
Yes, I'm definitely glad I made Trump Good.
>>13691
>Vest oil
No, it doesn't increase the weight or encumbrance, just the armor bonus. Thez uses Magic Vestment, and she's neked.
>>13693
>I'll give up on it as soon
Dammit, he's onto me. I'll allow a partial skull breastplate because it was inquired about some time before characters were in the current advancing timeline with Korak, so I'll let Tracy have it.
>>13691
Soon, very soon. As for transforming, some skill points would make sense.
>>13698
Oh no, she'll wear it, she just wouldn't let you wear it, because she knows you're a man with high standards.
Oh no, she'll wear it, she just wouldn't let you wear it, because she knows you're a man with high standards.
>>13699
Well, should someone's bone armor happen to be thrown in the trash, or should someone's flag be changed to Canadian...
Well, should someone's bone armor happen to be thrown in the trash, or should someone's flag be changed to Canadian...
>>13567
How do I apply racial modifiers to hit dice?
Last I checked, she was a fiendish warpony, so her species hit dice should be 2d8+8 (17 hp) but I have no idea how much that is...
How do I apply racial modifiers to hit dice?
Last I checked, she was a fiendish warpony, so her species hit dice should be 2d8+8 (17 hp) but I have no idea how much that is...
>>13707
13d6 is rogue hp, 2d10 is blackguard. Tracy gets no constitution bonus. The values are not set, and while I reserve the right to modify HP rolls, I'm leaving it up to players to make the actual rolls.
13d6 is rogue hp, 2d10 is blackguard. Tracy gets no constitution bonus. The values are not set, and while I reserve the right to modify HP rolls, I'm leaving it up to players to make the actual rolls.
>>13696
>Trump Good
Playing Lawful Good is very difficult because everyone is evil here and everyone deserves to be purged. But when you play like that, like Tourcil did with the slaves, it just has bad consequences for everyone. It robs you of allies and resources you need for later for fights against more important and more evil enemies. So you pretty much have to narrow your focus on what evils you want to fight, and adopt a sort of "The enemy of my enemy dies second" attitude and tolerate the existence of a great many evils so long as it is necessary to achieve a long-term, over-arching goal.
I'm basing this in large part on the foreign policy of Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan, which was focused around doing anything necessary to fight a great and dark evil, overlooking numerous smaller evils in the process. I also take inspiration from the civilizational goals of the George Bush and William McKinley foreign policy, which sees America as an ideal worth spreading to others. Donald Trump's Domestic policy, especially in Immigration, also forms a large part of my understanding of American good.
Of course, I included a hell of a lot of Donald Trump's actual life in the way I play this (am I the only one who has read "Art of the Deal"). The paranoia and megalomania are a personal touch.
>>13696
>Tracy have breast plate
Shouldn't the characters start that scene naked or almost? Is there a moment to put on Armor?
>>13701
So there is nothing for which you would be willing to bargain the ladybug?
>>13708
So... I can have "Devotion to a cause"? Besides this, are feats like "Great Constitution" available to those with less than level 20?
>Trump Good
Playing Lawful Good is very difficult because everyone is evil here and everyone deserves to be purged. But when you play like that, like Tourcil did with the slaves, it just has bad consequences for everyone. It robs you of allies and resources you need for later for fights against more important and more evil enemies. So you pretty much have to narrow your focus on what evils you want to fight, and adopt a sort of "The enemy of my enemy dies second" attitude and tolerate the existence of a great many evils so long as it is necessary to achieve a long-term, over-arching goal.
I'm basing this in large part on the foreign policy of Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan, which was focused around doing anything necessary to fight a great and dark evil, overlooking numerous smaller evils in the process. I also take inspiration from the civilizational goals of the George Bush and William McKinley foreign policy, which sees America as an ideal worth spreading to others. Donald Trump's Domestic policy, especially in Immigration, also forms a large part of my understanding of American good.
Of course, I included a hell of a lot of Donald Trump's actual life in the way I play this (am I the only one who has read "Art of the Deal"). The paranoia and megalomania are a personal touch.
>>13696
>Tracy have breast plate
Shouldn't the characters start that scene naked or almost? Is there a moment to put on Armor?
>>13701
So there is nothing for which you would be willing to bargain the ladybug?
>>13708
So... I can have "Devotion to a cause"? Besides this, are feats like "Great Constitution" available to those with less than level 20?
>>13709
>Devotion
Yes
>Great Constitution
Epic = lvl 20+
>bonus
Yes, a combined +15 to total (+1 con for each level)
>Devotion
Yes
>Great Constitution
Epic = lvl 20+
>bonus
Yes, a combined +15 to total (+1 con for each level)
>>13711
Is this feat possible for a Paladin? http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Inquisitor
>>13712
Is there nothing for which you'd be willing to bargain the ladybug?
Is this feat possible for a Paladin? http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Inquisitor
>>13712
Is there nothing for which you'd be willing to bargain the ladybug?
GM
HOW DO I GET THIS
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Armour
I kind of just assumed I had something at least aesthetically similar
HOW DO I GET THIS
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Armour
I kind of just assumed I had something at least aesthetically similar
>>13722
*cries in corner*
*cries in corner*
>>13721
Oh, that post. Yeah, that works, although I'm waiting for Tracy to actually dig through the ducats before I go into any more detail; there IS more detail after all.
>>13722
She did, and she even gave you the combination. See above.
Oh, that post. Yeah, that works, although I'm waiting for Tracy to actually dig through the ducats before I go into any more detail; there IS more detail after all.
>>13722
She did, and she even gave you the combination. See above.
>>13729
>I'm confused
I will say nothing except that this slight has been noted and will be remembered
Inferius should be outside of the apartment building, which does not have a specified location but should be near the main plaza. You will be able immediately to join with Trumpaladin, Tracy, and Korak and all of the pirates as they go to the harbor. Or go immediately to the map shop
GM, if I can select actions, I would like to don armor before leaving, at least through the medium level, pick up my arms, and while walking, CALL MOUNT. The time during the walk should be filled with attempts at friendly dialogue
>I'm confused
I will say nothing except that this slight has been noted and will be remembered
Inferius should be outside of the apartment building, which does not have a specified location but should be near the main plaza. You will be able immediately to join with Trumpaladin, Tracy, and Korak and all of the pirates as they go to the harbor. Or go immediately to the map shop
GM, if I can select actions, I would like to don armor before leaving, at least through the medium level, pick up my arms, and while walking, CALL MOUNT. The time during the walk should be filled with attempts at friendly dialogue
Alright. This is Tracy specific (no one knows this) but here's the quick rundown on Thez' ducats.
There are about 13 pieces of jewelry ~1-1.5k in value, floral patterns and motifs.
There is a little over 1kgp in assorted coin (mostly larger coin, with some pieces and plates of platinum and other metals).
There are dozens of chains of larger and smaller capacity, all totaling about 2kgp in value.
There are several bracelets, bangles, and other assorted jewelry valued at about 3kgp.
There is a matching set of embroidered velvet gloves, "pants", and masquerade mask, totalling 1kpg (gilt, stones, etc.).
There is a pile of earrings, ear cuffs, toe rings, totalling about .5kgp.
There is a small empty skull-shaped bottle with a jewelled stopper (.5kgp), and a larger spherical bottle that is so full there is no air in it, also with a jewelled stopper.
There's a solid-gold garter with rubies along its surface that has the "knife sheath" that she wore openly. The sheath is a sheath of holding, capable of holding anything from a dagger to a claymore as though it were a wee pocket-knife.
There's the frilly-lace and platinum garter which has the array of stones and which is the combination device that holds "the" stones. There's the mounting jewelry that Thez attached the quiver to her tail with, which is an over-the-top piece consisting of fragmented rubies arranged in a manner that makes it look like dragon's scale.
The whole material value of the set is near 100kgp, and if one knows what's inside, the value is more like 500kgp.
There are about 13 pieces of jewelry ~1-1.5k in value, floral patterns and motifs.
There is a little over 1kgp in assorted coin (mostly larger coin, with some pieces and plates of platinum and other metals).
There are dozens of chains of larger and smaller capacity, all totaling about 2kgp in value.
There are several bracelets, bangles, and other assorted jewelry valued at about 3kgp.
There is a matching set of embroidered velvet gloves, "pants", and masquerade mask, totalling 1kpg (gilt, stones, etc.).
There is a pile of earrings, ear cuffs, toe rings, totalling about .5kgp.
There is a small empty skull-shaped bottle with a jewelled stopper (.5kgp), and a larger spherical bottle that is so full there is no air in it, also with a jewelled stopper.
There's a solid-gold garter with rubies along its surface that has the "knife sheath" that she wore openly. The sheath is a sheath of holding, capable of holding anything from a dagger to a claymore as though it were a wee pocket-knife.
There's the frilly-lace and platinum garter which has the array of stones and which is the combination device that holds "the" stones. There's the mounting jewelry that Thez attached the quiver to her tail with, which is an over-the-top piece consisting of fragmented rubies arranged in a manner that makes it look like dragon's scale.
The whole material value of the set is near 100kgp, and if one knows what's inside, the value is more like 500kgp.
>>13732
>unquenchable... friskiness
...
>Gilded, Silk Adorned saddle that her husband never uses
Maybe if she tried half as hard to woo him as Fae did, she'd get further
>unquenchable... friskiness
...
>Gilded, Silk Adorned saddle that her husband never uses
Maybe if she tried half as hard to woo him as Fae did, she'd get further
>>13733
What is kgp? We've been using shekels?
>All of this fine jewelry that would look great on a trophy wife but is never used
Why did Thez will almost everything to Tracy
What is kgp? We've been using shekels?
>All of this fine jewelry that would look great on a trophy wife but is never used
Why did Thez will almost everything to Tracy
>>13743
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
>>13743
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
>>13742
This.
The foal will have a great upbringing.
>>13745
You can have access to it after you finish the wedding ceremony and become part of the unified family.
>>13733
Is this in the bag, or is it part of the stuff that Tracy would've found in her room and transferred to the treasure chamber in the >RapeDungeon during that week after?
This.
The foal will have a great upbringing.
>>13745
You can have access to it after you finish the wedding ceremony and become part of the unified family.
>>13733
Is this in the bag, or is it part of the stuff that Tracy would've found in her room and transferred to the treasure chamber in the >RapeDungeon during that week after?
>>13747
The damage is done. No matter, he does not need Thez any more than he needs you. Not anymore.
The damage is done. No matter, he does not need Thez any more than he needs you. Not anymore.
>>13740
It wasn't a Will, she just threw it all in her 'pocket', and ended up giving that to Tracy cuz OMFGWTFBBQ
Kgp = 1000gp
>>13745
Are you KIDDING?! She gave u her frickin' sword!!!
>>13747
Purely bag contents, omitting the pieces u know about (dragon crown-thing, butterfly brooch, ladybug charm, etc.).
It wasn't a Will, she just threw it all in her 'pocket', and ended up giving that to Tracy cuz OMFGWTFBBQ
Kgp = 1000gp
>>13745
Are you KIDDING?! She gave u her frickin' sword!!!
>>13747
Purely bag contents, omitting the pieces u know about (dragon crown-thing, butterfly brooch, ladybug charm, etc.).
>>13750
Was the side pocket itself gifted to Tracy?
So is a gold piece a shekel?
Only counts as one item
Was the side pocket itself gifted to Tracy?
So is a gold piece a shekel?
Only counts as one item
>>13753
>What a jew
You clearly see that the items were not distributed even remotely close to evenly
So it's Tracy's quiver?
>What a jew
You clearly see that the items were not distributed even remotely close to evenly
So it's Tracy's quiver?
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