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Mixed Nuts - 'THAT' Pen and Paper RPG Thread
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13314
13316
Quick Rundown:
This(these) thread(s) started as an experimental attempt to determine whether a D&D type game could be possible over an anonymous imageboard. The results have exceeded my wildest expectations. During the week, these threads consist of game meta discussion, shitposting, bants, and more shitposting. On the weekend its on, and its something far more intense than standard pen and paper; I'm still trying to figure out all the aspects and elements.
New players are welcome at any time, and with that let me tie up the previous questions.
>>13269
Nevermind that, I was trying to help you get the unicorn right away, but its gone now.
>>13270 →
First off, you're BOTH wrong. Its an Archmage, but no one outside the Archmage knows that so spoilers.
>>13279 →
>>13282 →
Just because a race or species is listed as 'Outsider' doesn't mean they cannot migrate to other planes/realms.
>inb4 Trump says something about going back or w/e
Additionally, these factions (there are many, above/beyond the ants) have been written into the story, have been there the whole time. The ants were part of all previous 'boots' of the story, and have had successful and beneficial relations with several iterations of the active party.
The travel ban on outsiders limits those who's home is/remains any of the outer planes from entering willfully OR being summoned from interally.
Meaning, it is impossible to summon foreign ants from their home plane, but one can readily interact with ants 'from' this plane.
>13285
>13286
The scroll will come up in the future, its relevance has to do with a particular location which will be obvious after inspection. As for the potato, I'm sure he will never be heard from again. Ever.

And with that, the Game continues.
852 replies and 76 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13961
>>13959
Dammit. I wanted to speak to her in the warehouse first.
*follows unicorn onto ship, in stealth*
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13962
13965
>>13960
GM, please tell me if I get within physical proximity of the unicorn. I mean if I can get so close as to touch her
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13963
13967 13969
>>13939
So what happens when Torc tries this?
I'm assuming that he moved those ten steps in the game too
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13964
13966
>>13960
ok me follow you
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13965
13972
>>13962
Not at the moment, but Korak and co (who Slovenia is in advance of) stall for a moment.
"Yeh? Wut ye want?"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13966
13968
>>13964
Whispers so Inferius only can hear
"If I call for contingency plan Epsilon, grab the unicorn and fly off far from here. Cast a protection from evil spell if necessary"
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13967
13978
>>13963
Depends on what you're attempting. If you're trying to develop comprehension of the gear-cuff, then k. If you have an agenda, that will be more difficult.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13968
>>13966
epsulon.
got it.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13969
13971
>>13963
You can walk thru walls 'n shit, but you might get nommed by a spook if you do it too long.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13970
Tracy lurks around furtively in stealth, just close enough to observe unicorn for the round.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13971
13973
>>13969
And here I had hoped you weren't aware of that catch,....
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13972
13975
>>13965
"I am terribly sorry to trouble you, but I need a lock of hair from the unicorn. It's terribly difficult to explain, but that's all I need and we can take the corpses and leave you to sleep"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13973
>>13971
Why do you think I was only doing it momentarily?
>2spooky4me.jpg
SKXd0
?
No.13974
[1d20 = 8]
Can I do a sense check on the environment for anything out of the ordinary? I do mean anything in my surroundings
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13975
13976 13983
>>13972
"Ah dunno, what 'yer talkin' about sounds alot like some crazy voodoo shit. Why do I need to give a bit of me unicorn to ye?"
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13976
13977
>>13975
"Why, because of crazy voodoo shit of course. As I said, our machine takes a unicorn."
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
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No.13977
13980
>>13976
>Paladin lying
And after you got all triggered about it earlier...
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13978
13984
>>13967
I'm just trying to see if moving in that realem would also change where Torc is The Game
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13979
13981
"Inferius, call out your fly and start loading corpses. We're here to help"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13980
>>13977
It's true in a way
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13981
13982 13984
>>13979
He has a name you know!
"Uatchit!"

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13982
>>13981
"I don't mean to insult you Inferius, I just can't remember every name that isn't Anglo"
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13983
>>13975
Lurk close enough to avoid detection, but still observe unicorn.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13984
13985 13986 13987
>>13978
It does, but not "1 to 1", meaning there's some variance between where one perceives themselves and where they 'appear'.
>>13981
SHE!!

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13985
13988
>>13984
Head towards the Unicorn, and if not physically prevented, take out Vanderium, and use him to slice a lock of hair
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13986
13988
>>13984
sorry it was never specified.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.13987
>>13984
Hmmmmmmm
Torc goes back to flying with blink on
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13988
13989 13990
>>13986
>was
No worries I'm not the one who offended a millenia-old archetypal Egyptian deity. Xp
>>13985
Restrained by pirates.
K> Whoa there lad, what're ye about now. Ye been actin' strange today. Somethin' I should know about perhaps?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13989
>>13988
"As I said before, there is a murderer on the lose. The machine does not operate on nothing, it needs matter. Please give me a lock of the Unicorn's hair, or better, blood, and all will be right when you see us tonight. This is an insurance policy, and you will be glad I did it if needed"
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13990
13993
>>13988
i restrain the pirates that are restraining trump.
which one?
+Bs2P
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No.13991
13992 13994
[1d20 = 8]
Spot check to observe unicorn while I wait for chance to do something.
Mrs. Sentry
+Bs2P
?
No.13992
>>13991
Ah...
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13993
13996
>>13990
Infernius proceeds to buffet and guide pirates along, largely outside their intentions and plans.
K> to Trump> What's he about? I'm not gonna have to thwump him am I?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.13994
13995 14001
>>13991
The unicorn is clearly visible, surrounded by a ring of pirates, who are surrounded by more pirates. Trump and Infernius are in the mix, but as the exception; the rule is pirates.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13995
14000
>>13994
What about her expression?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13996
13997 14000
>>13993
"He's a bit protective of his friends. He got spooked when you restrained me. But it's all okay, I just need a lock of hair or vial of blood from the unicorn"
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13997
>>13996
Search pockets for anything of value to offer the pirates
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.13998
"Inferius, you can step back a few feet. They mean me no harm"
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13999
14003
Praise Epona.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.14000
14002 14004
>>13995
Distraught mixed with resignation.
>>13996
K> Ye keep sayin' that. I'll hold onto, if ye don't mind.
>chuckles
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14001
14003
>>13994
Torcuil goes invisible as he flys into this cluster fuck
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.14002
14010
>>14000
>Distraught mixed with resignation.
Understandable.
Keep lurking in stealth. Wait to follow wherever they take her.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14003
14005 14007
>>13999
Brilliant, now mix Epone enthusiasm with Football enthusiasm, and its golden. Just sayin'
>>14001
K. The proceedings are now (as though they weren't) to Torcuil's privy.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.14004
14006 14010
>>14000
"Yes, you can hold on to her, that's quite alright. Just hand me a piece of her hair, an old brush you used for her, hoof clippings, a vial of blood, something from her, for use as an insurance policy in case things go as badly as they could. I am not playing games with you, and I mean everything I say. Check me. I am sincere."
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14005
>>14003
Torc now waits for an oppertunity
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.14006
14010
>>14004
"As I have said so many times before, the machine takes a Unicorn"
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.14007
14008 14012
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>>14003
I've been praising football hard for months, up until and after /sp/ was established as a permanent. It's well known that Lord Elway has all of the footballs.
I just figured figured Epona deserved a bit more recognition as a patron diety of this board.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.14008
14009 14013
30a.jpg
>>14007
>Worshiping any deity besides Elway
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.14009
14011
>>14008
>polygamist lecturing me about faith
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.14010
14014 14015 14016
>>14002
K> Oi lad, there's this funny bow that keeps hoverin' over me mates. Might ye know what its about? Its all greenish and has a bit o' darkness about it
>>14004
K> Well now ye got me hackles up. You'll keep yer paws off me unicorn and we'll proceed as we 'ave.
With a slight sneer and an edge of tension.
>>14006
He pulls you aside for a moment.
"Ye never said that! This here is worth more than most of our measly lives. I'll need more than your
s - anyone's - assurance that this isn't some sort of con-game. Sorry, but nooo."
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.14011
2f72572fb0530333bf1b4ef17f1a6102.jpg
>>14009
Am I wrong?
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14012
>>14007
I apologize for ever doubting. Praise Epona, Praise Elway. ^;_;^
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.14013
14017
>>14008
>why are you ok with hitler?
+Bs2P
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No.14014
14018
[2d20 = 18]
>>14010
God fucking dammit, Bob! I knew he would be the end of me. This is why Tracy doesn't trust non-edged weapons.
*phase through the fucking dock and get away quickly*
Reroll stealth (15 ranks)
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14015
14018
>>14010
"Listen, I have reason to believe the unicorn might be killed as you sleep. If she is killed and all parts of her spread out across the bay as shark food, she's gone forever. Unless - I tell you now, unless - we can get a lock of her hair, you are in danger of losing her forever. But if I take a part of her, she can be brought back just as surely as can your men. It's an insurance policy. Trust me. You'll be glad I did it if you need it. And frankly, you may want to give me bits of more of your horses and more of your men."
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14016
14019
>>14010
"TRACY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!"
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14017
14021
>>14013
Hitler is a man
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14018
14020 14022 14024
>>14014
Relax, ur not revealed yet, just the bow
>>14015
K> Lad, you've been right fair with me and me mates, so I'll be right fair with ye. I knowed ye've had yer eye on me unicorn since ye saw her. I get it, she's a might pretty that one, but I'll have no more of this "Oh, I don't care about the unicorn but gimme the unicorn
spiel. Ye done ruined the pie on that one."
Muttered pirate laughter
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14019
>>14016
>thinking I'm going to let the plot I've been working towards for hours slip away
She accidentally put her face in the water after phasing through the deck: she didn't hear you.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14020
14023
>>14018
Dammit, Bob! Learn to stealth.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.14021
14025
>>14017
he acsended to god-hood, you piss ant
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14022
14027
>>14018
"Yes I am interested in her. Why else do you think I've been asking for her? The fact remains that she is in danger. You saw the bow. Give me a lock so she can be brought back if need be."
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14023
14026
>>14020
Tracy is fully concealed still, its that bow that hovers overhead that isn't
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14024
>>14018
>Torc makes sure his anvils are on hand
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14025
14029 14031
>>14021
He made it out pretty well considering how poorly a shape he left Germany
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14026
14028
>>14023
*mutters to self silently*
>'Tartarus. This is why i only trust knives. Get out of there, you stick-thrower.'
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14027
14032
>>14022
>brushes insistent hand away.
K> No. If ye want to negotiate for her, I'm listenin'. In the meantime I'm not offerin' hide nor hair to ye', ESPECIALLY since apparently ye can bring folks back from the DEAD.
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14028
>>14026
The bow doesn't affect ur concealment, but it does follow you
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14029
14031
adolf_hitler2.jpg
>>14025
...
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.14030
How far away is the ship?
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14031
14034 14036
1503357216222.png
>>14025
>>14029


Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.14032
14033
>>14027
"It's the same deal as I said before. We resurrect your men and you deliver the Unicorn at the game, and no sooner. But if you do not want insurance beware, for you are taking an unnecessary risk upon yourself. Be on the look out for a stealthy murderer with a green magical bow that floats. We will leave you be."

With that, I fuck right off. Walk to mount, get on mount, and leave

"TRACY! DO YOU WANT TO KILL SHIT? DO YOU WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR FLASHY? DO YOU WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE?" without giving tine to respond Trumpaladin adds "no? I didn't think so. Fucking less than worthless"

"Inferius! No need to stay here, let's get out of here. We'll be back for the bodies later"
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14033
14035
>>14032
*is trying to get water out of pony ears, but it's difficult because hooves*
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14034
GM

Did I see from where the unicorn came? Where at the stable?
>>14031
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14035
14037
>>14033
A pony thrashing around in the water? Must be awfully noisy
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14036
14039
>>14031
Heil /)
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14037
14038
>>14035
She just dunked her face it. A minor slip.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14038
>>14037
Damn. That's gonna hurt her listen checks for a while. Possibly even until she can get someone to clean her ears.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14039
>>14036
HEIL
/)
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.14040
14042 14043
Many keks.
So Trump leaves the pirates to themselves and their ship, Tracy has found that the pirates were keeping Slovenia in a nearby warehouse until now, Infernius has determined that the pirates are not too interested in this 'Adolph' fella, and that there's a date tonight for the Devner Broncos VS. Who-The-Fuck-Ever-Else!!!
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14041
14045
Check knowledge for where the stable at the dock is located. He's a business man who helped plan the rebuilding of the town.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14042
14045
>>14040
Follow to where they're keeping Slovenia.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14043
14044 14045 14046
>>14040
me go to map shop(unless trump needs me for something else)
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14044
>>14043
"Nah, you're free. There was a quest we needed to go on, but we need Tracy for it, and she's disappeared, as per usual."
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14045
14048 14049 14052
>>14041
Its a big one. Its been run down and was only being used as a "less conspicuous stable"
>>14042
You're not letting this go are you?
>>14043
>getting toward night-time
"I had wondered if you might be back. We've hit some snags with your order. We have a map, and we're ready to present it, but with Master Korak's return we are finding several areas that are inaccurate with recent assesements. Simply, the map we cold give you is not as accurate as it could be. We could give it to you as is, or we could refine it further. Which is to your preference?"

Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14046
14047
>>14043
"Actually Inferius, maybe we don't need Tracy. I have an idea. Let me go with you to the map shop"
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14047
14052
>>14046
alright.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14048
14051 14052
>>14045
how long it take to do?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14049
14055
>>14045
>You're not letting this go are you?
I've spent hours on this and missed out on all the dialogue. I'm not giving up.
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14050
14054
>Torc didn't get to drop anvils
He follows Trump and Infernius, deciding to see what they do
Anonymous
3FC3c
?
No.14051
14056
>>14048
"Oh, but a few hours I'm sure. Its just a matter of re-drawing the lines, re-checking for geological elevation, re-calculating for,....."
Not too long, but unavailable unless u want the earlier version.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14052
14062
>>14047
>>14048
Tell you what Inferius. You go to the map shop, and meet me at the plaza. I'll need your map.

>>14045
Go to the stable
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14054
14062
>>14050
Is there any chance I would see Tourcil without trying to look for him?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14055
14062
>>14049
Continue to follow unicorn in utmost stealth.
Anonymous
/tbMl
?
No.14056
14062
>>14051
me take now it good.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
?
No.14057
14058 14062
For the record, Slovenia is a pony, correct? Not just a worldly unicorn? She had a cutie mark earlier.
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14058
14062
>>14057
I want this question resolved as well
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14059
14060
Send Fae to fetch Inferius at the map shop. She is ordered to wait until he is willing to leave, and to take him to the stable when he is done
Anonymous
NDJq0
?
No.14060
14061 14062
>>14059
Torc heads to the stable to meet up with the rest of the party
Anonymous
SKXd0
?
No.14061
14065
>>14060
This will happen if and only if Tourcil is within sight. If he tries to be stealthy in any way, or really if he just comes from behind, Trumpaladin will not notice him

Trumpaladin says when he notices Tourcil, in a tone that doesn't sound angry at all
"Hey Tourcil, did something happen between you and the pirates last night?"