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Mixed Nuts - 'THAT' Pen and Paper RPG Thread
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13314
13316
Quick Rundown:
This(these) thread(s) started as an experimental attempt to determine whether a D&D type game could be possible over an anonymous imageboard. The results have exceeded my wildest expectations. During the week, these threads consist of game meta discussion, shitposting, bants, and more shitposting. On the weekend its on, and its something far more intense than standard pen and paper; I'm still trying to figure out all the aspects and elements.
New players are welcome at any time, and with that let me tie up the previous questions.
>>13269
Nevermind that, I was trying to help you get the unicorn right away, but its gone now.
>>13270 →
First off, you're BOTH wrong. Its an Archmage, but no one outside the Archmage knows that so spoilers.
>>13279 →
>>13282 →
Just because a race or species is listed as 'Outsider' doesn't mean they cannot migrate to other planes/realms.
>inb4 Trump says something about going back or w/e
Additionally, these factions (there are many, above/beyond the ants) have been written into the story, have been there the whole time. The ants were part of all previous 'boots' of the story, and have had successful and beneficial relations with several iterations of the active party.
The travel ban on outsiders limits those who's home is/remains any of the outer planes from entering willfully OR being summoned from interally.
Meaning, it is impossible to summon foreign ants from their home plane, but one can readily interact with ants 'from' this plane.
>13285
>13286
The scroll will come up in the future, its relevance has to do with a particular location which will be obvious after inspection. As for the potato, I'm sure he will never be heard from again. Ever.

And with that, the Game continues.
852 replies and 62 files omitted.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13759
13762
1484538377109.png
>>13754

Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13760
>>13758
Because it was in Thez' pocket when she gave Tracy the quiver, cuz Tracy had no weapons. It wasn't "Gorshk, I'm gonna give all my wealth to Tracy", it was a hurried "put everything away" and then later "What? No weapons? Here".
The only items that were given with deliberation is the items that were left in the rooms.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13761
13762
Better question: Why does Trump's faggot care so much about who has what monies?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13762
13763 13766
kek_rodina_alunya_by_comradepepe-dadzm64.png
>>13759
>He doesn't have superior memes

>>13761
It's not the monies
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13763
13764
>>13762
My memes were rationed-away by a faggot in a communist thread on /pol/ who insisted that my collection of memes gave me an unfair advantage in thread banter.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13764
13766
CpVZJV5UIAAJtaa.jpg
>>13763
>Rationed away
Communist industrial might is superior
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13766
13769
1482038388519.png
>>13762
>>13764

Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13767
13768
leftypol catgirl temptation.jpg
>>13765
>implying true communism has been attained yet
Keep on working, Ali. That 4th syndicate won't build itself.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13768
13769
>>13767
>fucked up twice
I surrender.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13769
13770
1496923354448.png
>>13768
These nice men here of the NKVD will accept your surrender and take you to the train that will take you to the gulags
>>13766
The fuck is that?
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13770
13771
1480826028326.png
>>13769

Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13771
13773
94c4da3d20832d568632743ba1dd4704.jpg
>>13770
>Promoting a nationalist western oppressor of indigenous populations
>ever
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13772
>>13755
I am free
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13773
13774 13786
1480826255906.gif
>>13771
>implying you read the meme
>implying the Palestinians care about you.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13774
13775
gazarally11.jpg
>>13773
>Implying you care about the Palestinians
>Implying the meme didn't read you
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13775
13776 13778
1505603614524.jpg
>>13774
>i do actually care about the plight of the Palestinians.
>because fuck joos
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13776
13778 13779
>>13775
I never gave a fuck about them, but sometimes I pretend to, just to stick it to the kikes.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13777
13778
Praise Epona.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13778
13780
Really.gif
>>13775
I don't care about them. At my university they are a bunch of leftist extremists.
>>13776
I dislike the Palestinians more. The Jews and Israelis here don't riot or threaten violence
>>13777
I'm watching you
Also,
>not football
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13779
>>13776
id rather associate with muzzies than kikes tbh , at least the muzzies are up front about how much they hate us.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13780
13781
>>13778
>riot or threaten violence
I don't condone that at all, unless it's in Israel.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13781
>>13780
same here.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13782
13783 13784 13785 13786
>is watching virtual divegrass now cuz you fucks are off the rails
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13783
13785
>>13782
GM, I've determined that I want to allot the remaining two ability point to my charisma score to bring the total to 18.

Also, how many of the Charm domain spells can I cast a day?
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13784
>>13782
wes just talkin bout them khazars masta
Anonymous
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No.13785
1230788__explicit_artist-colon-alcesmire_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_4chan cup_absurd res_female_football_headless_headless horse_nudity_origi.png
>>13782
Watching while shitposting with one hand.
>>13783
Clerics prepare two Domain Spells at the beginning of each day.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13786
>>13773
That makes sense

>>13782
Can I talk at the same time as casting a full round spell and while invoking a free action? Also, how much can I talk in a round?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13787
13788 13790
>>13475
>>13479
I'm going to start by putting 8 ranks into Move Silently and Hide, then put 4 ranks into Disguise.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13788
13789
>>13787
dont forget to add it to your sheet
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13789
13791
>>13788
Do I need to add species/racial bonus to my character sheet? Should I list bonuses and skill points separately?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13790
>>13787
May as well just max-out Hide and Move Silently to 15 each.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13791
13792
>>13789
add it all.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13792
13794
>>13791
Separately?
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13793
>>13732
Holy fucking shit
Thats long as hell
GM, could I kindly have my level as I go digiing for stats
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13794
>>13792
no just write that you have a bonus in it
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13795
13805
I just wrote up a speech to give to Korak that will probably piss off GM, but my God was it fun to write.

I really want to RP this
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13797
13799 13800 13801 13803
Before anyone gets too carried away, please note that Tracy's Cauchemar transformation IS NOT on par with a full-form Cauchemar, and that her stats and abilities are likewise NOT on par
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13798
>>13796
We can all find the page. We know she exchanges her normal stats for those when she wild shifts or whatever it is called
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13799
13800
>>13797
... What?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13800
>>13799
>>13797
Okay, I remembered she has more limited shifting between planes
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13801
13802 13804
>>13796
>>13797
Whats a Cauchemar?
And whats Torc's level?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13802
>>13801
I have him as a 14th lvl Sorceror, 1st level Theurge (15 overall)
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13803
13805
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>>13797
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[angry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13804
>>13801
Basically a Nightmare with a couple extra feats and a lot more strength.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cauchemar_Nightmare
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13805
13808
>>13803
>Huge
Large
>Nightmare feats
Feats listed for Nightmares/Cauchemars are for actual nightmares/cauchemars and not "recently augmented player types". Deal with it.
>>13732
Before added bonuses (which I recall were all put into Dex) I have Tracy's stats at S 13 D 16 C 11 W 9 I 13 and Ch 11.
Where'd the +2 str, +2 wis, and -1 Int come from?
>>13795
Oh goodie
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13806
13807
>prepares autism
Okay char sheet time

Name: Torcuil
Human Male
Allignment: Choatic good
Class: Meme Mage
>Level distibution
14th lvl sorceror
1st lvl theurge
Lvl 15 overall
>stats
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14

Fort: 5
Refl: 5
Will: 9
>>Inventory
>Meta Staff
(Weapon) Self-affecting magic
>Staff of ultimate power
(Weapon) Traditional spells
>Magno-rod
(Tool) Allows the moving of metal objects, using magnetism
>Meme Tome
(Item) Used to prepare Meme Spells
>Claymore Dagger
>Ring of Jumping
>Ear cuff(?) Of blinking
>the personal shield thingy

Skills:
>decipher script
>autohypnosis
>spellcraft

Hit die: 15d4+15
>Le fin
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13807
13810
>>13806
Ring of protection +3

Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13808
13813
>>13805
GM, in the play session last Saturday, I did a Sense Motive check on Korak, and you listed all of the things he truly wants and values. I could not find it when reading through again. Could you please reprint it?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13809
13812 13813
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>mfw I've been basing my entire play plan on being able to turn into a nightmare and bulldoze the party out of trouble when the going got tough, but now I find out she's nerfed and I don't have an unfair advantage anymore
Then I guess she'll just have to keep hunting down and devouring infernals until she consumes enough essence to achieve a true nightmare transformation.
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13810
13811
>>13807
When did I get that?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13811
>>13810
At the same time you got the bracers
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13812
13814 13815
>>13809
>Becoming a Jew
Do I really need to say anything?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13813
13815
>>13809
You can still bulldoze, Trollestia did it quite easily last round, you're just not the size of a small house. Poor you.
>>13808
1. Korak, 2. Money, 3. Ship, 4. Pirates/Barry/etc/wtfe
I don't know what you're referring to, but that's the list
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13814
13821
>>13812
Ahh, thanks
https://dmingwithcharisma.com/2011/10/dd-stats-in-simple-language/
Is this accurate for our purposes?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13815
13816 13819 13822
>>13812
I will devour the Jew and claim the spoils his throne!
Why do you think I want the whip and vorpal sword? I had an ongoing theme of her inheriting the powers of the enemies she consumed.
>>13813
I was hoping to duel her in the future and prove which beast was the superior monster... Oh well, I'll show her someday.
>small house
The wiki says it's the size of a light war horse
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13816
13818
>>13815
A huge creature is not the size of a light war horse. A LARGE creature is the size of a light war horse. A huge creature is 125%-150% the size by height and/or volume.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13817
>>13796
id suggest creating a seperate sheet for the ghost horse form.
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13818
13821
>>13816
Ah. I was wondering why the entries on every site I visited listed that creature as Huge, but still said "about the size of a light war horse"; it made little sense to me at the time. Must be some error in the listings or something (idk how the game works though)
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13819
13820
>>13815
>Vorpal sword
I thought it was really weird, because she's always depicted as holding large knives
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13820
1850595-vorpal_poster.jpg
>>13819
I'd prefer a smaller blade, but it should be vorpal.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13821
>>13818
Huge would mean that a 6' tall human would be standing face to chest with her.
>>13814
Meh, I'm not impressed. It does good job of describing a baseline (10-11) but totally nerfs the higher stats.

Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13822
13823
1458339243624.gif
>>13815
>not wanting vorpal fashaxes
Anonymous
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No.13823
13824
restricted___vorpal_blade_png_by_frozenstocks-d53u7x4.png
>>13822
>Implying she could dual wield weapons that big in nightmare form
I have a theme to work on anyway.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13824
13825
>>13823
>Wielding weapons at all in Nightmare form
Is the hoof attack not good enough for you?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13825
13826 13828
Since she doesn't have 31 Str in Nightmare form anymore, I guess Awesome Blow is disqualified. Can I have Improved Multiattack instead?
>>13824
She'll always have a knife on her.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13826
13827
>>13825
Of course she'll always have a knife on her. Using it when all you have is a hoof? I don't know...
Anonymous
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No.13827
13829
>>13826
>Dexterous Maw
She'll hold it in her mouth, like she did during the last boss fight.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13828
13830
>>13825
Does she have three natural weapons to attack with in nightmare form? I thought she just had her two front hooves?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13829
13830
>>13827
Does she still have dexterous maw in Nigtmare form?
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13830
13832
>>13829
Dexterous maw was part of the Awakened Horse homebrew. I assume it still counts when transformed, because the head shape is not unlike a horse's.
>>13828
She has three: two hooves and a bite attack (nightmares are predators)
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13831
13832 13833
So, are we gonna do anything tonight?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13832
>>13830
Well, if you are not getting full Cauchemar strength then you might as well

>three attacks
Be advised multiweapon attack applies only to natural weapons, not to melee or magical weapons. I wanted it for myself until I discovered that

>>13831
God I hope so. I've been preparing for a while now
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13833
13835 13836
>>13831
After review, I have Torcuil and Troll at the tower. Trump and Tracy are at the apartments (NOT with the pirates), and Infernius was at the back of the pirates when they left, not sure where he is headed.

Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13834
13836 13837
I took a 3 hour nap and have lots of beer and coffee, so if everyone is ready and still in the surroundings (board) then we can get started
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13835
13839
>>13833
What happens when Torc leaves thtt booth thing?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13836
13838 13839
GM, I would like to note that I should now have 18 ranks in Diplomacy, as well as 5 in Knowledge (Royalty), and 18 in Sense Motive, besides the negotiator feat and a Charisma score of 18. With "Devotion" and the charm domain I can invoke that domain's power - a charisma increase of 4 points for 1 minute. With a full round devoted to casting the spell, I can also cast "eagle's splendor" once a day as a Paladin spell.

So this means I would have
18 in Diplomacy, +2 from synergy from knowledge, +2 in Synergy from Sense Motive, +2 from the Negotiator Feat, and +4 charisma modifier from my normal charisma. If either Eagle's splendor or the charm unique power is activated, that rises to +6. It rises to +8 if both are activated

So I should have +28 points added to a diplomacy check on normal and up to 32+ if the spell and special power are activated

>>13833
>>13834
I'd like to start walking with the pirates as they go back to the docks. I do not want to leave their sides. I prefer to be carrying Tracy in my arms
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13837
13838
1480826211770.gif
>>13834
lets go my dude
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13838
13841
>>13836
It should take several minutes to walk to the docks. In that time I would like to chat with Korak and the pirates and very importantly, CALL MOUNT.

>>13837
If Inferius is seen within range, "Inferius, please come join our new friends."
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13839
13840 13842 13851
>>13835
He's still hungry
>>13836
Are you going to put armor on first?
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13840
13843
>>13839
If it can be done without losing Korak (I can invite them in for alcohol to buy time) then yes, with Tracy helping or a random pirate helping if possible. If it cannot be done without losing the pirates than no, I will not be
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13841
13845
>>13838
oh hey trump. what do?
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13842
13844
>>13839
Torc trys to find the mess hall, looking hopefully for some haggis
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13843
13845 13846
>>13840
Interesting choice, pajamas then? The pirates have had a long night of booze and impromptu fighting, and are eager to turn in. In following them, you would run into Infernius, and can call him along if you like.
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13844
13848 13852
>>13842
There is a replicator straight outta star trek. In a moment, there's haggis.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13845
13847 13848
>>13841
"Make friends. Tell them about the Jews - not just Korak. Help us bring back the bodies"

>>13843
No Armor? Okay then. Call Inferius and, I cannot emphasize this enough, CALL MOUNT
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13846
>>13843
>Eager to turn in
That's quite alright. Their resurrected companions will be waiting for them at the football game in 12 hours
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13847
13850
>>13845
Fae comes swooping in from the air, to the amazement of Korak and the pirates.
"Ye're just a barrel full of surprises ain't ye."
F> You called, Lord Trump?
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13848
13849 13850
>>13845
>>13844
i start reading a few passages from mein kampf.
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13849
>>13848
outloud to the pirates to see if any of them are interested
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13850
>>13847
To Korak
"Why thank you. This is my mount. Fae. She knows all about Elway, Football, Ponies, and America. Trump tower is in the air, so I will need her to fly me to it when I help you."

To Fae
"Please be ready to carry me and items as need be."

>>13848
Good choice
Anonymous
+Bs2P
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No.13851
13855 13856
Alright, for now I've decided to allocate skill points to
>15 in Hide
>15 in Move Silently
>5 in bluff
>5 in Sleight of Hand
>10 in Handle Animal
>4 in Disguise
What benefit would I get if I invested points in Control Shape?
>>13839
*puts on armor*
Anonymous
NDJq0
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No.13852
13854 13861
>>13844
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h3uBr0CCm58
Hmmm
What to do
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13853
13862
Let's say Tracy fell asleep in my arms
Anonymous
/tbMl
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No.13854
>>13852
>jej
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13855
>>13851
You should accompany me. Ideally in my arms
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13856
13857 13862
>>13851
You mean aside from being able to legitimately control your shape better? Armor noted (hide is easier than plate).

Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13857
13858 13862
>>13856
Can I get partial armor like leather armor? Failing that, can I get a business suit? Failing that, can I get literally anything more than pajamas?
Anonymous
3FC3c
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No.13858
13859 13860
>>13857
You can have a business suit, but no time for more if you want to keep up with the pirates.
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13859
13863 13864
>>13858
I will take business suit
Anonymous
SKXd0
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No.13860
>>13858
Taking both weapons