>>356173 https://www.fimfiction.net/user/1291/Chatoyance FimFiction.net. I use the Dark Mode skin because it's easier on my eyes. >>356171 I haven't played in a decade, my deck's still 2012 era Dragons with a few Synchros. Although those Dragonmaid cards do look pretty cool.
>>356180 I know they are soft weak pathetic faggots but their masters, the Jews, rule the world. This must be corrected if the white man is to ever reclaim his birthright and his destiny among the stars.
Chatoyance has made many posts supporting forced vaccination for everyone.
Many posts decrying and denouncing anyone who resists the one world government's attacks on life and liberty around the world.
Many posts demonizing any and all resistance to the one world government, even useless professional cuckservatives who only ever act to conserve their jobs as the only legally permitted and socially acceptable opposition to the left aka the jew and his brainwashed goyim golems.
Many posts reacting not with relief when the lockdowns ended, or with celebration, but with disappointment. Disappointment in a government that won't say "Let's keep this going until the common cold is also eradicated and there are no more Covid cases ever" to let him continue to call the cops on unmasked neighbours and hate the unmasked and feel like a good little order-follower.
Despite writing stories about an evil one world government full of evil rich bastards who would have destroyed their world clinging to power and domesticating humanity into sprawling favelas where the rich have their workers and the rest are obsessed with VR escapism.
Even now, he'd rather believe a cat or bed and breakfast gave his spouse a near-lethal dose of the Kung Flu than listen to anyone who's ever risked their job or life to tell the world it's the vaccines that give you blood clots, not the Sino Sniffles. The Rona is a "lethal plague of apocalyptic proportions" so horrifying that its enforcers feel comfortable going to fucking Renaissance Faires. Looks like she got the authentic medieval black death experience after all, complete with the survivors misidentifying cats as the cause of the sickness when it's really rats. Or in this case, the jewish rats in government and the WEF.
I shouldn't feel bad for that sixty-something troon Chatty losing a member of his boomer troon harem to the "cure" to Kung Flu. He's still got two other spouses he doesn't like as much, but it's still more spouses than most people have.
But I do feel bad for his loss.
Even though the troon chose to take The Mark Of The Beast despite all the evidence that went against the world government's narratives. Despite all the people who told them no, they wanted to be good little order followers serving the system. The left hates the right more than it loves anything else including life, so it's willing to take several doses of poison and pretend everything's fine because it believes there's a chance this will convince some of its enemies to let their guard down and take the same poison.
These pieces of shit SEEM to be delusional madmen living in an alternate reality because they are really lying sociopaths with no shame. Jewish "Chutzpah", the so called unique "Jewish genius" of Pilpul and Chutzpah. Confidently and shamelessly telling the most ridiculous of lies and reinterpreting the truth however you see fit in the moment. It's as if this faggot is pretending Breadtube doesn't exist and his jewish overlords aren't the reason people alive today live in cyberpunk dystopias of varying severity. Your Amazon Alexa will recommend birth control pills if you're white and female and it hears you say "Cum inside" even when it isn't supposed to be listening to you. Canadian all-white adverts advertise suicide to try and seduce the same retarded white women who were suckered in by goth, punk, scene, emo, troonism, and other forms of cringe. And China? Still fucking communist.
>>357775 Forgive me for thinking political discussion is permitted on this site. Would you rather I post pussy and pessimism at anyone who tries to talk politics on this site? Facebook memes are a step up from whining.
>>357780 This isn’t a political thread. There is no topic. You present no arguments. You make no coherent points about anything. The title of the thread is just “fuck leftists” and the OP post is just you going on one of your long stream of consciousness rants about nothing. The OP image is a screencap of some random blog post by some fimfiction author you don’t like for some reason or other. Why did this thread need to be made?
>>357801 That particular retard's views are a political issue. He is one drop of diarrhea in a flood threatening humanity's future. Fuck leftists. Fuck that guy. Fuck their death fetishism.
>>357805 I wouldn't mind if it was moved to /sp/. I think I already posted some Chatoyance posts in a /sp/ thread there because I didn't think they deserved their own thread.
>>357812 I don't even know who Chatoyance is. Explain their importance in any community related to ponies or politics or news or anything of the sort, then maybe it'll deserve its own thread. Otherwise, it's not entertaining no matter how stupid it is.
>>357848 What comes to mind when you think of things the brony fandom made? Double Rainboom? Past Sins? The Conversion Bureau? Chatoyance created The Conversion Bureau, the most infamous pony fanfic series, and many other pieces of antihuman literature.
>>357907 >if I said anything remotely offensive (to a leftist's sensibilities) on that site I'd be banned. Loads of people have written fics shitting all over TCB stories. There were even anti-TCB groups, IIRC. Unfortunately, most of the stories are garbage, but I guess that just goes with the territory.
>>357909 These aren't stories where nazis win. These are stories where the TCB poners are called nazis for "being racist". Can't call Chatty a cringe beta soyboy cuck leftist there.
>>357914 Want to talk about writing instead of this gay nigger whore cuckwoke? Or diet and exercise, or farming, or some other healthy constructive thing? Talking about that sounds better than discussing Chattardance.
>>357902 Never even read TCB lel, actually forgot it existed for a good....four, five years? I don't really care for "Humans Are Bastards" stories on fimfic. I prefer human-to-pony TF stories or pony-on-earth stories with slice of life elements, if humans and ponies are being put together in a story.
Also, I have to agree with >>357914 . Nigel, you really need to chill the fuck out. You're gonna give yourself a heart attack.
>>357920 I'm bad at conveying tone through text but I'm not pissed off at Chatty. It's sort of like observing a cockroach, you know? One that can mimic human speech and memorize propaganda and write stories, but it sucks at these things. It read a story where a man suffers problems alien to those who live like parasites and is seen as a parasite now that he has to rely on others for a change like those who relied on him. And it inspired Chatty to write a story where a dumb bitch turns into a pony, the girlfriend she abandoned for being too clingy after her military boyfriend fucking died becomes Celestia, they look for Equestria for 6 seconds before they are found by Steve Fucking Jobs, and then the plot is resolved for them when Celestia Wannabe gets lobotomized into a housepet. The final battle? The protag walks around while an underdeveloped character exposits how it went. Some other underdeveloped character (did he get even a second of screentime?) who wasn't a pony sacrificed himself to save the day so Chatty didn't have to write pony on human violence and the protag didn't have to trouble herself doing anything morally objectionable to a Soy Trek watcher like gunning government agents down by the hundreds to save loved ones. The protag goes from a lazy whore to a lazy whore with hooves able to mooch off Steve Jobs forever in a hastily retconned setting where anything can change or happen at any moment so none of it matters.
Starting to question that nickname. Chatty. It ends in y. That sounds too affectionate. Like a fag calling a fag named Zack "Zacky". But Chatty means too talkative and that's funny.
>>357941 They're kind of different. Becoming a pony in TCB isn't special. You aren't the first human to enter Ponyville. There is no reason for the Mane Six to know you or dote on you or call you special just for showing up. You don't get to talk to Twilight about what Earth was like. You are not guaranteed to become anything with superpowers. No cartoon supervillain will show up to give your wish fulfillment story a villain. No human in equestria is treated like a God for having hands or formerly having hands. You are not Twilight Sparkle's bratty daughter. You are not somebody special.
Unless you were an evil rich bastard, or a worker for the rich bastards, you lived a depressing life in the slums escaping into the VR pods for fantasies to pass the time alone until the day Equestria showed up on earth to devour this dimension and convert all matter into more Equestria. Humanity was doomed before Equestria showed up because the author believes all humans are equally niggerish and global overpopulation will make all white countries look like dirty crime-ridden third world favelas soon enough but also believes this niggerized new world order under the boot of rich old money families has nothing to do with race or religion. If you were a human in TCB, you have opinions on Equestrians and Humans and the Dimensional Merge. You are unrecognizable from an earth human today because Chatty's fantasy future is so divorced from reality even before Ponyland shows up. You escaped to Equestria as a horse because you wanted to go, or because you knew staying a human meant death and no afterlife. Humans canonically lack souls in TCB and every religion is wrong. Celestia wasn't an alien who fucked with humans sometimes and was misinterpreted as a deity, every religion is canonically fiction in TCB, a happy song meat sings to itself in the dark.
You don't go to Equestria to be loved by everyone in TCB. You are one of billions of humans going to the Exponential Lands with books about what being a pony means and maybe some pony examples, because Chatty can't fucking count and decided a ridiculously low number of ponies are alive in Equestria at once "to prevent a malthusian collapse". Magic can do anything you fucking troon, malthusian collapses are myths on this planet and a laughable fallacy in Equestria.
>You could not possibly be more wrong about every last thing in your post than you are. I've given you a few links above to start educating yourself, I think you can Google the rest if you have any capacity to face reality about this at all. "Educate yourself!" - Every teenager ever on tumblr losing an argument. I'm surprised he didn't call me a shitlord or chud or nazi or any other wannabe slur. None of those Jewish nonsense words will ever have the power of words like NIGGER or KIKE.
>Putin is a straight-up evil conqueror, and because of his religious fundamentalism, is arguably literally insane. This is the most dangerous time in the history of the entire human race. This could be the Great Filter, right here, right now. Remember that moment when Stanislav Petrov had to decide whether to nuke the planet or not? Pretty sure that was more dangerous for the planet. Communism and its consequences... a disaster for the human race, and the lie of Communism is a consequence of Judaism, which has also been a disaster for the human race. Putin is such a "religious fundamentalist" that he's done nothing about all the Jews in power, and both countries say they want to "de-nazify" each other even though they are both controlled by the 1% and by the 1% I mean the Jews.
>I am appalled by your post, [NAME]. And I'm surprised I'm expected to care about the feelings of a smug dismissive delusional manchild in a dress with a few roommates who pretend to be his married gay lovers. Marriage is between one man and one woman.
Now I feel bad for Chatoyance after hearing more of his tragic backstory. Still has nothing on my tragic backstory. But I still feel bad for him. And I don't want to say why in case there are any details he doesn't want out there and only confided in me. Maybe in another life humanity treated this guy better and he didn't spiral into escapism so hard he chopped his cock off to escape humanity by escaping his manhood. At least I think that's why he had his cock chopped off. Why... does that keep happening to people? Chris Chan did that, too. Cock removal. CBT. Does this just happen when you don't socialize enough as a kid? I had social interaction with people as a kid but they were all evil. Does that count? Good thing I like my penis. Not in a gay way. In a respectable way. I respect it, you know? It's like it's another guy... I don't want it in my ass, but I can respect it for what it is, and only a dumb woman would be unable to tell the difference between those feelings. A smart woman could probably get it. Then again would a smart woman be likely to know another respectable woman? Those are rare. And if they develop romantic feelings for each other that's fucking gay unlike my penis. I'm getting off topic. I feel bad for chatty. I don't feel like calling him a gay niggerloving faggot any more. Even if he is a cringe boomer doomer.
>>358310 >I feel bad for chatty. Don't, he would be more than happy if people like us suffer a horrible death. Rewarding evil with kindness is to promote more evil.
>>358310 Honestly I think you're spending too much time obsessing about this person either way. I don't know anything about his backstory, but if he wound up as a 65 year old tranny I can't imagine it's a happy tale. In any case, Chatoyance seems like kind of an unhinged retard, but on the grand scale of retards he's probably nothing to be concerned about. Apart from being a tranny and a "shapeshifter" and whatever the fuck else, he seems like basically an average basic-bitch normie with average basic-bitch normie views culled from MSM sources and social media. At least that's the impression I get from reading his basic-bitch normie take on the Ukraine invasion. Not really the kind of person who's worth obsessing over.
>Chris Chan did that, too. Cock removal. Actually, I don't think he did. He sawed his own taint open to make a "vagina" because he's a fucking lunatic. But as far as I know he still has his dick.
>I feel bad for chatty. I don't feel like calling him a gay niggerloving faggot any more. Even if he is a cringe boomer doomer. Again, my advice would be to just forget about him and leave him alone. Unless you have some personal connection to this person you're better off just not even engaging him.
White men take a baby step towards protecting their children from the childmolesting groomer pedo leftist cult of jews and their most loyal servants, and the kvetching intensifies. Oy vey, it's anudda shoa! >Those heckin white christians are the cult, not us! Jewish projection.
>>360451 Have you ever thought about telling Chatoyance about how much he upsets you when he disagrees with you? You should come out and tell him how much you care, that you love him obsessively and need him.
>>360498 Keep coping if you wish but thats not gonna stop me from smashing commie box, and its not gonna stop Fhurer Sargon from Being the Leader of Europe.
>>360396 He's delusional, but I'm actually okay with it if these people want to self-sort into containment states. No matter how you look at it some sort of breakup of America is probably inevitable at this point, so anything that encourages degenerates to flee red states and sane people to flee blue states will just make things easier in the long run. Places like California and New York can pass all the "gender-affirming care" protections they want, if it means that these loony faggots will move to those states and stay there.
>>360502 Yea i have that effect on some people. >>360503 Ah Mosley now there's a Guy who would completely Co-sign my Domination of all the Communist trim in my Area.
>>360497 Don't forget Jim, Milo (((Yapedopoopoolis))), El Gunt, and Retardski. Truly the saviors of the West. We're gonna own the libs with facts and logic like it's 2016 all over again.
Sometimes I wish we were as scary as they say we are. Because if we were scary, they'd never fuck with us or our kids. They'd never force us into humiliation rituals and the thought of what we'd do to them if they touched our kids would terrify them.
>>360620 Go to fimfic and tell him that you love him. Tell him how obsessed you are how much he means to you. Tell him that you want him to be your futa newfoal companion or whatever. Go. Do it while you still can.
>>360629 Why must everything be sexual with you on this porn site? Maybe if you stopped masturbating to horse pussy and got a stable loving relationship you'd be able to think of something besides sex. You might even become so straight that, like me, you wash your bed after sex, nigger.
>>360736 My brother in christ you posted a porno fantasy character for men with shared fantasies about becoming a little girl under Twilight Sparkle's care/abusive Twilight Sparkle's control.
>>360735 What is up with this persona, Nigel? "I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. We have seeeeecks. I'm an adult. I don't watch cartoons anymore and enage in other childish immature things."
I respected that you were open about you're passions and didn't let others opinions on such things stop you but now you sort of become the persona you always critcized.
Friendly advice, because this is genuinely hard for all of us, but relationships don't hold in general today. My cousin is 18 yo (he has three siblings) and his parents are going through a divorce right now and both are nice people (well, not without their flaws of course). This is sadly the reality we live in. We don't have to like it but is what it is. Generally, relationships across the board of our society are fragile things. I do think one should seek out to create a good relationship with one's woman but be careful, okay. I have been hurt by stuff like this. Telling you love her doesn't mean that she owes you to love you back. That's how they think. If you tell them you love them; they say thank you, not I love you too. Low commitment so they can always opt out.
I'll acknowledge that my post is a bit unfair tho. You didn't start it, well except for the OP I guess, you only responded in kind. Still tho, this not an isolated post and seen this persona in other posts you made so I thought I'd just add my thoughts on it generally rather than taking a side in this particular situation. Tho, I do think that this chatoyance probably could be in the antifa mugshot thread rather than have his own since I kinda think he's nor super relevant, also it's borderline e-celeb thread, but w/e.
>>360735 Nigel, your obsession with Chatoyance clearly coincides with your passionate and extensively documented love of cocks. It's obvious that Chatoyance is the object of unrequited love from you. Also, nobody is ever going to believe that you're not a virgin. The fact that you're not self-aware enough to see how much of an unbelievable lie you're telling is kinda sad. If you really want a girlfriend, then you should go tell Chatoyance how you feel about him. Your constant posts about him give me the impression that you've been crazy about him for a very long time and you're not fooling anybody by deflecting or trying to be coy. Be a man for once in your life and go get your "woman".
20 bucks says Nigel's "girlfriend" is really just some weird Norman Bates schizophrenic thing, where he legitimately thinks he's in a relationship but really it's just him putting on a dress and talking to himself in the mirror.
When I say stuff like "I have sex now!" does that make me sound like someone who doesn't normally have sex? I have severe autism and I am bad in social situations and nobody explained the secret rules of the "social interaction" game to me growing up.
>>360784 Yes, saying "I Have Sex Now." Would imply you don't normally have sex bud. >>360499 I did what i said i would do, i have found a Tankie girl at the university, commie box has been plowed bros. another win for Sargon Fascism
>>360901 This thread is about Chatoyance's faggotry, not yours. But if you must know...
When I touch my girlfriend's boobs it feels indescribable, because breasts are not full of sand or fat, breasts are full of mankind's hopes and dreams.
What I'm feeling in my heart matters more to me than what I feel in my hands.
It's an act of intimacy between two people who trust each other completely. I could describe touching a boob as "like touching ass but different". She trusts me not to squeeze too hard. She trusts me not to hurt them. She trusts me to touch her and not squeeze too hard and hurt her. She trusts me.
Before this I was basically a virgin, as I'd never been with a woman who loved me. And if I could unfuck those bitches I would, because I regret every moment I spent with them all. Not just my mom who raped me when I was a kid and kept showing me and my sister degenerate shit, but the others, too. Every time one of the women blew up at me over some minor infraction against imaginary nonsensical society rules or a simple innocent misunderstanding or I somehow upset her they went out of their way to make me feel terrible instead of honestly explaining to me what was wrong. It felt awful. They made me feel like everything was my fault and it was up to me to make things right, because to those women it was all about ground gained and territory lost.
My mother was an evil controlling bitch with too much institutional power over a disabled little boy like me with no rights and the UK is a pedo country just ask Epstein's favourite royal family and the muslim rape gangs and the cops that help rape happen. But the other women... I felt like I was doing something wrong whenever those women got upset and I stayed with them because I was insecure and terrified of being alone. The first question I asked when they got upset was "Did I do something wrong?". One of them used to gaslight and ghost me for days or even weeks at a time and she would ask her friends not to communicate with me or allow me to check up on her physical and mental state through them. I didn't ask them what she thinks of me, I asked whether her heart's still beating or not. And her faggot simp orbiter friends would verbally abuse me for making her butthurt by disagreeing with her over cartoons for little fucking babies people only ever watched when they didn't have infinite terabytes of better shit to watch. She doesn't have what it takes to succeed in her desired field of expertise, she just likes the idea of telling herself she is working on it or will one day work on it when circumstances allow her to force 99.9% of the work onto others. I would love to hear that she's grown as a person and changed since I last spoke to her, I would love to hear she's become someone little girls can look up to and aspire to be like, but I don't see that happening and the ego motivated her, not a genuine love for all aspects of the creative process. She loved to exaggerate and vaguely describe shit and hope others would fill in the gaps with the worst case scenario while leaving herself enough wiggle room so if caught in a lie she could backtrack and pretend everyone else is at fault except her. I'm fucking glad that bitch stopped talking to me over Kill La Kill opinions. If anything it's a shame she didn't cut all ties with me earlier. No, I should have been the one to recognize what she chooses to be and I should have severed all ties with her.
But this woman... My woman... It still feels surreal to say this. But she's kind even though she's a human woman. She's probably going to backstab me some day somehow probably because she's a human woman. But for now I get to feel loved. She tries to understand me. She thinks I'm a person with value. When I fuck up she doesn't ghost me or abuse me, she tries to help me understand things so I won't repeat the mistake. Even if it means explaining it as one robot would explain it to another. Do you ever stop and think about how fucked up the social shit is when you put it in plain english? Everyone's putting on masks and trying to avoid bluntly stating what they'd save time saying out loud.
If I had to write a sex story at gunpoint before I met her it would have been inspired by all the porn. The man first gets a blowie and she remarks on how massive he is then he gets a a titjob and then he shoves it into her, she is a slut who's always fucking strangers at the bar but he is very sexy so instead of settling for trash she chooses someone she actually likes, he might even convince her to leave the slut life behind yes I described the sex before I described the character as an intentional symbolic act. First he whips it out, then he thrusts it with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until, with great strength, he rams it in. In the end, they're all satisfied.
Oh, is that just like every other smut story ever? Let me toss in some nonsense plotting, bland half-baked cliche characters, contrived situation forcing sex onto people, garbage filler to let embarrassed readers pretend anyone's here for anything but the porn, retarded low effort writing, and bizarre alien fetishes from planet retard where instead of inseminating women and reproducing fruitfully with lights-off penetrative sex in the missionary position with hand-holding they whack themselves off to escalating levels of spiraling degeneracy until they whack themselves. Write shit that would make Twilight Sparkle hate you. Draw shit that would make Gadget Hackwrench hate you. Like any artist influenced by the culture of his time, that's the kind of dogshit tailored to the intended target audience I would have produced if I had to back when I was basically a virgin. But now I understand what it means to feel loved by a human. And if I had to write a story with romance I would include more life moments anybody not in love would write off as boring. Because I love the boring moments. They matter more to me than how big boobs are and how they feel.
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard while thinking of shatty's granny tranny cock. God, I love cocks even more than making dog shit threads and shitting up good ones.
>>360906 This post has some nice things in it. I like it. Well done. >>360912 >>360931 The first one is pretty good (I actually mostly agree with the orignal post, porn stories are all the same stupid shit) but the second one is great, especially the end (goes from planting to eminem to nintendo to talk about his too deep for us mere mortals to understandshort story) and added on imagery is adds so much.
>>360940 >porn stories are all the same stupid shit Having said that it's clearly something people want since people keep writing it and keep reading it. I guess it says something about man on some level (not excluding myself here either). Hmmm. I guess it's just another power-fantasy but a sexual one.
>>360931 The sheer amount of radioactive autism contained within this gem of a shitpost would probably melt the faces of off any normies unfortunate enough to witness it, Raiders of the Lost Ark style. Awesome work, anon.
>>360940 >>360942 >but the second one is great And that was also directly copypasted from one of his posts. Besides the "imagery", he didn't even altered the context of the original post. Didn't have to. For me, it's either prime Luziferino or Nigel. Idk about you.
>>360920 lmao I get it >>360931 Nice! This one has better graphics except for the gay parts where stuff is shoved in my OC's ass and the part where my OC was satan. Would have been funnier if satan took his mask off and it was a jew. Also the "gamers? more like gay-mers" was missed by the voiceover so I'd recommend putting a graphic there to visualize the joke. But overall this is a solid improvement over the last one.
CD Project Red (makers of Cyberpunk 2077) lost a fuckton of money because of the dogshit state Cyberpunk 2077 released in, they got sued and everyone laughed at them. Everyone laughed at Fallout 76 too. But Pokemon fans are cultists who view Nintendo's fuckups as an opportunity to show their loyalty to the company and play damage control for it. Those wiggers celebrated when Pokemon cut half the old Pokemon from the new game and resold half the old Pokemon to fans with pay to win microtransactions DLC bullshit and they celebrated when Pokemon Scarredcock and Bitchlet offered a different selection of old Pokemon. The new Pokemon are so homosexual I don't even want to put them in the Pokemon fangame I developed. Those wiggers bought overpriced Nintendo-branded literal cardboard and folded it how an overpriced Nintendo Switch game told them to. Nintendo Switch? More like Sintendo Bitch. The Steam Deck is better because it can play basically all games ever for free. Piracy isn't a crime, it's art preservation and fair use for educational purposes. I'm preserving the art inside my mind for free and educating myself on how good or shit games are before I buy them, if I do pay up at all (money is currently so tight I'd feel like I'm betraying the white race if I spent money on video games. I wasn't joking about having to wait for my next payday for the rest of the farming tools and IRL farming takes priority over fictional video game crap).
Can you believe some people prioritize video games over the real world? I remember an old joke. "When World of Warcraft gets in the way of real life you play too much World of Warcraft. If real life gets in the way of World of Warcraft you're addicted. I say if you play World of Warcraft you're gay because real men play skill-based games for the addicting feeling of improving and mastering skills while people who can't handle that play lie-based games for the addicting simulation of those feelings, the simulation of growth inside a fake world full of fake numbers. If I spent an hour grinding out Sol Badguy combos I'd become a better Guilty Gear player. If I spent an hour grinding in Pokemon I'd be a gay nigger. It might feel like I'm making progress but in reality the only progress I would have made would be progress towards the grave. Life's too short for RPGs that think bloating their content out with forced grind and bullshit numbers is a valid method of game design.
Could you fucking imagine if bands wanted to be RPGs? Remember those World of Warcraft "Go kill ten boars. Now kill ten wolves and bring me their teeth and they have a 70% chance to drop 1 tooth and a 5% chance to drop 2" quests? Imagine them in song form. Imagine a Queen album where you have to hear each song in a row, no skipping allowed, and no repeating songs without the game's permission, repeating content is either impossible or just ill-advised because of diminishing returns on reward. But also each fucking bar repeats 3-12 times and every few bars there is a chance of a Random Encounter, 8 seconds to several minutes wasted on a song you've already heard and don't like and it's a short looping shitty one. Oh and there's a chance the CD will randomly reset if the CD player decides you died and have to retry from a save point aka the track's start.
I think that would be the gayest way to listen to music. You'd fucking ruin a Queen album by playing it like a RPG with filler and padding and repetitive bullshit and all the other gay shit RPGs do like 2000 year old dragon princess children and chosen one plots.
Fucking with Queen songs to make Freddy Mercury say "A nIIIga stOle my BIIIICYCLE! A nIIIga stole my bike!" would be funny though. Better than RPGs.
>>360920 Buddy the wheat fields are pure, she doesn't want anyone else now. >>360921 I prefer the term National Sargonist >>360931 I cannot believe nigel said this. Seriously this is kino >>360958 Nigel you don't get anything buddy, let alone my love of Leftist Women.
Chatoyance your tastes aren't "eclectic", you love children's soytoons intended to brainwash leftism into children and circlejerk over leftist lies. How the hell were you watching more mature things when you were a child obsessed with Star Trek using it as escapism to help yourself cope with how you had to move around as a child and couldn't form deep personal connections?
>>356155 Alright, I'll bite in this shite thread. What the heck is this "Conversion Bureau" she writes of and what autistic notions does she speak of here?
>>361025 If Chatoyance was in the room with me I would kick him out of my house! >>361026 You know the Judgement Day prophecy every cult worth its salt has? "One day the end shall come, the true believers shall be rewarded with heaven and the sinners shall be punished with death or hell or both"?
The Conversion Bureau is a fanfic series in which Equestria appears on Earth surrounded by an expanding magical bubble that converts matter into more Equestria. There is no way to stop the magic bubble's growth because the magic bubble is magic itself from their dimension. Their dimension is eating ours, erasing humans for lacking souls, while also erasing all evidence of humanity's existence. Each year the bubble expands, taking more of Earth with it. Eventually there will be no Earth, just more Equestria. "The exponential lands", idyllic green pastures stretching on forever made of all the matter taken from Earth.
This takes place in the future. Earth has become multi-racial under a one world government, people live in third world shantytowns because "muh overpopulation" and even nanomachine goo that can turn trash into anything cannot give humanity a future.
This triggered the libtards of Sufficient Velocity and Space Battles, who perceive this as an attack on the liberal ideal that life will be better under a space-age Star Trek-inspired borderless post-national post-religious post-racial consumerism obsessed pleasure obsessed society. Even though Chatty is a braindead hedonistic boomer commie so terrified of overpopulation he said there about 200,000 ponies in Equestria or some other retarded low number like that. It also triggered libtards who find the notion that being human makes them too racist and sexist and violent to live in Equestria and have a soul without being transformed into a pony first offensive.
Equestrians created a Ponyfication Potion for humans to take. Drink it all and become a pony. Drink half of it and become a Cronenberg abomination. World governments immediately set up Conversion Bureaus everywhere, so anyone can get ponified and move to Equestria, losing your free will in the process but gaining a pony soul. Your pony kids will be more normal, but human converts are quite clearly mentally and emotionally impaired compared to more humanlike behaviours we've seen ponies exhibit in the show and in the Conversion Bureau fics.
This story is existentially insulting to humanity because it portrays humanity as a flawed fundamentally wrong overly aggressive species that needs to be fixed with superior pony MagiScience(TM). Just so they can be left to their own devices in the Exponential Lands for the next 300 years of their life with a few books to tell them what pony society is like. That's fucking right, Chatty believes humanity's insane number of incoming newly-equestrian Refugees would force Equestria to make them settle outside of Equestria to avoid converting and polluting Equestria's racial and ideological purity. Chatty also believes uncontrollable third world migration into first world land is a good thing. What a fucking hypocrite!
It's easy to make a soulless dogshit fic the dumbest bronies out there will enjoy. If your target audience is masturbation addicted godless mixed-race and hitler-hating manchildren whose sole hobbies are cartoons and masturbation and masturbating to cartoons, you know they don't want to see anything new and challenging. Once upon a time there was Jeff, he got hit by a truck and went to Equestria. It's just like one of my Japanese animes. Except the world is already made for you, ready for self-insertion and power fantasy cringe. Fuck character arcs, turn all equestrians female and put them into your harem because to you and your target audience these characters are just sex objects just like the world they inhabit.
Being "the only human" in Equestria makes your bog-standard blank-slate "this loser is you"-type faggot protagonist special by default. Twilight wants to ask him about Earth. Fluttershy wants to ask him about earth animals. Rainbow Dash wants to ask him about human sports. This won't happen in TCB because humans are not special in TCB, You are not special in TCB.
Being one of millions of humans to enter new lands adjacent to Equestria... This requires more effort to write because the story isn't already written for you. You're writing something on a blank canvas that exists to handwave away what 69 gorillion humans turned pony will do to Equestria's culture and racial purity. You have to invent new characters and a new story and write about what being in TCB means to your character. It takes more effort than an AI-generated displaced story given 200+ upvotes just for pandering to the right crossover groups and not containing any spelling or grammar errors. You can't plagiarize 99% of everything in the fanfic from shit bronies liked and masturbated to. The Conversion Bureau is a shit story, but it is also completely alien to Fimfic's userbase because it isn't a story about wish fulfillment through sexual pleasure. It's a wish fulfillment story that delivers its creator pleasure through humanity's absolute annihilation.
It's really a judgement day cult doomsday prophecy, except after Equestria shows up all humans are given about 8 years to go pony after going pony obviously and unquestionably becomes your only means of survival.
>>361023 >Stephen Universe is wonderful, and I absolutely love everything about it. SU is a show created by a Kike to teach children about rape and consent. I shit you not, that's LITERALLY the entire point of it stated by the creator, herself. If you want a show about lesbian space rocks, watch/read Houseki no Kuni. >I am also a big fan of the following animate series: <Proceeds to list nothing but bean-mouth and progressive works This guy is a certified fag. Why are you wasting your time on him? >My tastes are eclectic and strange Which is why he lists EVERY series that EVERY Progressive nutjob treats like the greatest thing since sliced bread.
>>361037 I became irrationally addicted to my own rage. It drives me to waste time looking at libtards until I get angry when I should focus full time on what truly matters.
>>361023 Just so we’re clear, you don’t see any irony in this post? That you, a grown man who splatters every thread on this site with endless walls of text about video games and cartoons, who has never expressed serious interest in anything other than garbage media aimed at ten year olds, and who has never proven himself capable of making any intelligent commentary on any subject, not even the infantile garbage media you’re obsessed with, are calling out some old tranny you’re in love with for having juvenile tastes? You really don’t see any irony here at all? I’m just checking.
>>361039 What you should be focusing on is fixing the thousands of things that are obviously wrong with you, as opposed to obsessing over the thousands of things that are obviously wrong with your girlfriend Chatoyance. If you could somehow manage to do this without splattering your mindless verbal diarrhea all over our site, we would appreciate it, though at this stage of the game I can't say I hold out much hope of this message ever getting through to you.
>>361076 I never pretended to have a girlfriend to impress autistic retards on the Internet, never became obsessed with a decrepit old tranny, never wrote countless walls of text devoted to loving cock, and never once was an angloid. You could avoid doing these things too if you weren't autistic untermensch destined for self-fumigation.
Doki Doki Literature Club was a good idea but the aesthetics of horror ruined the horror.
It's rare for horror to fully commit to not looking like horror shit. No overplayed trite cliches like jumpscares and blood and edgy manic grins and static and glitches. I'm not a fucking toddler, I don't get scared when my videogame fucks up and turns someone's polygons into a fucking polycule.
Any horror movie can put some maniac in a cheap mask and rubber fursuit and make him run around screaming as he stabs people with knives and "blood go everywhere and fire go everywhere" and blah blah blah. But unless you're going for a cheesy b-movie vibe, don't do FNAF shit. Glitchy graphics are worse than a cheap-looking rubber suit. Worse than a visible boom mic. They take you out of the experience and remind you how artificial everything is. Visual glitches only work when shit's diegetic. But even then, they remind me of cringe shit.
It's easy to make something "Look scary", just look at all the dogshit out there like Sonic.EXE and the anti-piracy screen memes. That's the vibe I got from DDLC when it stopped being bearable. I gave up on it about halfway through. Once whatshername roped herself, I was interested to see where this was going. Monika even said something like "You left her hanging" and the girl who hung herself implied Monika encouraged her to off herself. I was ready to see where this story was going, but then fucking... Sayuri? Was that her name? Sayuri was glitched in the menu and I laughed a little. It was the laugh you'd give to an unfunny joke that only got you to laugh because it was so much dumber than what you were expecting. Doo doo fart. The tension was gone. Now if she was missing on the menu, that could be kinda spooky. Perhaps the main menu theme could have multiple instruments and the one representing her could be missing, and this could keep up when the other girls died until it's just you and Monika and her piano, but randomly fucking with the audio's pitch occasionally so it sounds like shit is cringe. Breaking the fourth wall is the new "Jumpscare at the camera". It's overdone. You only think it's deep and revolutionary if you've never seen it done before. I know I've pissed off some footnote in my story by telling people my opinions, but I don't really have any reason to respect the feelings of anyone who isn't going to respect me as a person. I don't feel like analyzing writing and comparing good writing to bad writing in the writing thread any more because I know all my effort will be perceived as "That fucking nigel talking again, god I wish he would just shut up and let us discord bros have the brony side of this porn site with the occasional nazi thread to ourselves". You already coordinate on discord to pop up like weeds around the same time and say the same tripe around the same time before abandoning the thread until I post in it again, and you already have your own space without me but that doesn't matter to you because I don't give a shit about it and you want me to give a shit about you.
Maybe I should try to phrase this constructively...
When you verbally abuse me, I feel... nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all. I don't care about you and your friends any more. I don't like it when you lot derail threads by trying to make them all about how you lot feel about me. I've never liked it when you lot do that. I don't like being the center of attention, and I don't like you jewish crybully karens complaining about how your hurt feelings "make you" behave. Or rather, misbehave. This is a thread about a leftist and you're completely distracted from everything political because I'm here, and you want me to know how you feel about that. This childish insult hurling is cringe, bro. Come off your high horse and stop pretending there's anything altruistic about you calling me a faggot for not already being the world's greatest artist, musician, animator, programmer, and more at 26. I'm a hobbyist in those fields. I'm a hobbyist gardener in my fields, gardening humor lmao. I spend time practicing. I spend time working. I spend time exercising. I have other hobbies too. Glim knows how to point out obvious flaws in objectively bad fanfiction on the internet older than some children being raped by muslims as you're reading this, but you... Where did you and your discord circlejerk get the idea that I'm somehow the one who needs to earn your respect? You lot don't behave respectably.
A while back I had a choice between spending time with friends and my girl, or another day of locking myself in my room to spend ten hours a day on the games I'm working on making solo, and I thought to myself... I wanted to work on my games, but social interaction is an important part of taking care of your mental health. When I told my girl about how one of the women I dated treated me I was shocked at how bluntly she spoke about the whole thing. Yeah, that woman from my past was quite clearly abusive and I really shouldn't have tolerated that for that long just because I was afraid I'd never have another relationship. Looking back why the fuck did I think that? I dated several women in my lifetime! Some were ok and some seriously weren't but where did all this self doubt come from? I ran into a lot of horrible women and a lot of horrible men. Maybe being raised by an abusive bitch made me too used to retards who unjustifiably act reprehensibly. I didn't even know a blowjob was something sexual until I saw Pokemon doing it to each other while browsing the internet, because until that moment for as far back as I could remember I thought of it as something my mother just does to me sometimes. Mom said it makes my dick clean inside and out. And I was a kid so I believed her. Not like I could say no without getting attacked by my pedo mom or my pedo dad. At the end of the day,
>>361101 >DDLC Nobody cares, that's why nobody asked. If you really, really want to share your thoughts on DDLC, I'm pretty sure there's a thread on /vx/ that was posted in 2018 when that game was actually relevant. Why not pointlessly necrobump it, so everyone can call you an annoying faggot there instead of here? As usual, none of this has any connection to any of the rest of what you've written, and there is absolutely no reason why it should be in this post.
>You already coordinate on discord to pop up like weeds around the same time and say the same tripe around the same time before abandoning the thread until I post in it again, and you already have your own space without me but that doesn't matter to you because I don't give a shit about it and you want me to give a shit about you. lmao, are you seriously still clinging to the "super-sekrit anti-Nigel Discord" theory? Who's behind it this time, Nigel? The Glimmerniggers? Vril Anon? HCLegend? Maybe it's even bigger than that. Maybe the whole thing is some high-level Jewish plot to keep you from finishing your stupid autistic indie game, because they know you're about to expose them. I'm sure it couldn't be anything as simple as (You) being an annoying sperg who drives everyone on /mlpol/ crazy with your endless autistic jabbering about subjects no one besides you is interested in. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. How is it even possible for a human to be this deeply immersed in a private fantasy world and still function in normal society?
>This is a thread about a leftist and you're completely distracted from everything political because I'm here, and you want me to know how you feel about that. Wrong. This is not a political thread. This is not a pony thread. This barely even deserves to be called a thread. This thread is about absolutely fucking nothing. The thread title is "fuck leftists." The OP post is a bunch of garbled illegible nonsense without any hint at a central topic. The OP image is a screenshot of a fimfiction post made by some tranny you have a crush on, presented without any context whatsoever or even a link to the original conversation. In other words, this is just another pointless Nigel thread and a waste of space in the catalog. It consists of you ranting incoherently about something you're obsessed with that the rest of us could care less about. As usual, you are completely oblivious to the total lack of interest your thread has generated. As usual, you sabotage what little interest your thread might actually generate by derailing yourself and writing long, incoherent walls of text peppered with your moronic takes on video games, anime, and God only knows what else. As usual, you completely fail to pick up on everyone else's lack of interest and just keep dumping in screencaps of your tranny girlfriend's fimfic posts. As usual, you completely fail to notice that you are the only one posting about the thread's alleged "topic," and literally every other anon on the board is either ignoring you, telling you to shut the fuck up, or just dunking on you because it's funny.
You don't even understand how or why you were being made fun of, for shit's sake.
Fuck, I'm not even going to bother deconstructing the rest of this. For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry your mom was an abusive pedo. She clearly did quite a number on you; your behavior here is proof enough of that. I hope that one day you can get whatever kind of help you need, professional or otherwise. However, your problems are not our problems.
Literally the only thing that I or anyone else on this board has ever asked you to do is to stop splattering it with incoherent nonsense that nobody wants to read. That's it. That's all you have to do. If you don't have anything to say on a relevant topic, don't post. If you have something relevant to say, just keep it on-topic and word it so that other people can actually read it. Keep your stupid opinions on video games to yourself unless those games are what is actually being discussed. That's it. That's all you have to do. That's all this community has ever asked of you. There is no secret anti-Nigel discord. There is no cabal of haters organizing against you. There is only the anons of this community, who all collectively wish you would either learn to stop being a fucking sperg, or just fuck off to some other internet shithole if you can't manage even that much. I'm at a loss as to how this can be made any clearer to you than we've already made it, time and time again.
Isn't it funny that Chatoyance genuinely believed a plague was still buttfucking the world and making it unsafe to leave home for non-essential purposes?
And yet, Chatoyance and his butt-buddies leave home, travel across state lines, to sleep at a hotel and attend a fucking medieval LARP fair. Not to make money, but to spend it.
And when one of the many clot shots get one of Chatoyance's "lovers", he insists someone must have failed at keeping the hotel sanitary. Maybe the sheets weren't cleaned enough. Maybe the cats spread the disease. Maybe the retards saying "the plague is spread by animals" while the rats (jews) intentionally spread it makes the fair extra authentic.
Now Chatty has to care for someone permanently disabled by the clot shot. When the jews figure out how to get it in our food supply we'll end up just like that unless people do whatever it takes to remove jews from power. Or remove jews in general for a permanent solution. A final solution.
But it grants you a reprieve from the misery of existence to laugh and tell yourself you are superior to some autist on the internet who is bad at making pony fanfiction. If you think I don't understand that I'm being mocked, you're mistaken. It's just that I, like Pipkin Pippa, don't care what horse fuckers think of me.
>>361323 >Isn't it funny It isn't funny. I've stopped laughing at the troons, the lefties, the Jews, all of them. I'm sick and tired. I've spent all my dark humor, and sarcastic mutterings. Laugh and make merry if you want. Chuckle at the parasite feeding upon your flesh as it wiggles stupidly. >I don't care. Then why make this shit? Why are you obsessed about a troon and not based horse fuckers? If you aren't obsessed with either, please just let the stupid fucking troon go and die without every single report on its movements and feelings. Go live your life, make a diary (a journal, a whatever) instead if you don't care about those 'horse fuckers' but need to write it down somewhere. If you do care about those 'horse fuckers' why did you never value them?
Nigel quickly darted to and fro, frantically stuffing his greasy clothing into a bloated suitcase...
Oh, sweet cock and balls, I hope I'm not late to the airport," Nigel exclaimed.
Nigel tossed his belongings together. Amongst his many precious possessions, some held a sentimental value; his /mlpol/ Lolcow of the Year medallions, crudely shaped in the likeness of Silver "suck 'em silly" Star. Those and a massive banner depicting his gay ponysona, which only total faggots (furniggers) have, lasciviously kissing the OC of an elderly tranny.
Nigel clutched the banner between his hands as he inhaled deeply before releasing a euphoric sigh.
"Oh, Chatty we'll be together soon! We can finally suck each each other's dicks and be autistic together, if only it weren't for those bullies at /mlpol/!
Nigel has been addicted to the dopamine rush that (You)s provide and has made a habit of spamming nonsensical rants about everything from random video games to cocks. This addiction would lead him to /mlpol/, an imageboard so autistic that even Nigel felt at home, despite being disliked by the community. Could you imagine being too autistic, even for a place like /mlpol/?
There's just one problem: /mlpol/ is incredibly and racist and the object of Nigel's autistic infatuation is a leftoid troon that hates le heckin' chud not-sees.
This is obviously a problem. What will Nigel do to clear his good name?
So, he made a thread to request that his autistic vomit be deleted, but the jannies were cruel bastard-faggots that refused to do his bidding.
Nigel doesn't have the time for it right now. He has a plane to catch so that he can head to the U.S. and finally be closer his granny tranny. He blew his entire disability check on the plane ticket, after all.
This won't do. Chatoyance will never be his tradwife at this rate...
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WHAT WILL NIGEL DO NEXT? WILL HE MOVE ON, STOP POSTING, AND GET A LIFE? OR WILL HE LASH OUT AGAINST THE BASTARD-FAGGOTS OF /MLPOL/ AND HAVE HIS REVENGE IN THE NAME OF HIS GAY LOVER, CHATOYANCE? WILL NIGEL AND CHATTY SPIT EACH OTHER'S SEMEN BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THEIR MOUTHS?
>>361336 Unironically better than anything Nigel has ever written.
>>361339 Nobody has any sympathy for you at this point. Not staff, not users, nobody. Time and time again you have outed yourself as a complete sperg incapable of change, improvement, or even basic self reflection. Your options are to either cut your losses and fuck off, or stick around and be a permanent lolcow. Your choice.
>>361340 I've already told you I don't care what you think of me. No matter how often you insult me, this won't change. Will staff help me protect the people I care about or not?
It's a bit late, but here's a piece of advice from me. I know I said I'd stop but it's important for life. Before you burn bridges ensure burnt bridges won't burn anything you actually want or need. There's a time and place to make sure a bridge is fully burnt. It's few and far between. Otherwise burning bridges is a hazardous policy.
When people go help offering advice and then they get pic related in return. Others feel a stabbing pain in the heart and mind. The only thing is good will that would have been freely given. It was. Despite everything... And promptly constantly rejected. Again and again. There were good times, and bad. Lot of bad times. Because the attempt for greatness is dashed to dust.
>>361339 1. The bare minimum effort that would need to be done to remove such information would be to report the posts that contain it so that it may be deleted. This has not, thus far, been done. How exactly are we supposed to remove it if we don’t know where it is? 2. No one is going to sift through your autism to find personally identifiable information 3. If the information were posted by mistake or without realizing how the different elements may be correlated together, then I could understand. But you’ve been deliberately spewing all sorts of personal information for many years with complete indifference to the content. You’ve waived any right to come back and now say “it’s personal.”
I think this whole line of “I need to protect people” is just misdirection to add credibility to the claim Nigel has/had a girlfriend.
>>361347 >I think this whole line of “I need to protect people” is just misdirection to add credibility to the claim Nigel has/had a girlfriend. >"is just misdirection to add credibility..."
>>361345 I don't care whether people think I have a girlfriend or not. People are welcome to think I'm making her up. People are welcome to believe I'm a morbidly obese fourty-something Mexican with anime posters all over his walls or a 27 year old former fatass trying to turn his life around after something IRL happened that put things into perspective. I once knew a guy with a Tulpa who cared immensely whether people respected his tulpa and his belief in her or not. He's not me. People are welcome to think whatever they want about me. But there are people in my life I want to protect, and the self-reflecting I've been doing lately made me think... Maybe I shouldn't mindlessly dump details of my life onto a website anyone can visit. That was probably a really stupid thing for me to do without thinking. Treating this site like a personal diary was definitely a stupid thing for me to do. Nobody should read my recovery journal except me. Nobody here might be willing to sift through hundreds of thousands of nigel words to find personally identifiable information about myself and those connected to me but what if someone does tomorrow, or a year from now, or ten years? What if something happens to those people? People connected to me don't deserve that. I don't care what people think of me as a person but it would be irresponsible of me to not care what happens to them. I have people who I care about now, and I want to protect them.
We've already archived your stupid threads. They are on literally every discord server I know of. Both PDF and HTML. You are fucking done, you stupid bonglard untermensch.
I really don't want to read that Englishman's autism. Some vent on his land's politics being full blown retarded? I almost think those suits are possessed or some shit. It's utterly irrational what those fuckers are doing.
>>361643 Did you even read any of the thread? There’s nothing in here about English politics or any other country’s politics, it’s just OP being obsessed with some tranny on fimfiction.
>Leftist students call North Korean defector Yeonmi Park a 'liar,' destroy fliers for her event at Syracuse >Ahead of an event featuring North Korean defector Yeonmi Park, students destroyed fliers and posted messages critical of Park and her host, the College Republicans, in an online forum. >Photos obtained by Campus Reform show fliers for the event torn, thrown to the ground, or covered by other fliers. https://www.campusreform.org/article?id=22514
>>363448 Not making excuses for reddit, but it doesn't belong on lvl 3 of the pyramid. It's overall normie tier. Certain subreddits, maybe. Gay Pride flag is normies tier too.
>>363471 The gay pride flag is spammed everywhere by every major corporation in the west and gay pride shit floods every major store chain each June. How is that not "normie tier"?
>>363473 Corporations are not normies and the events and propaganda they push are synchronized. Notice that the word "synchronized" is interchangeable with "conspiracy".
>Marxcissism Is Real >New paper links left-wing extremism, psychopathy, and narcissism >… as individuals with leftist political attitudes can be assumed to be striving for social equality, we expected left-wing authoritarianism to also be positively related to prosocial traits, but narcissism to remain a significant predictor of left-wing authoritarianism above and beyond those prosocial dispositions. … The results of multiple regression analyses showed that a strong ideological view, according to which a violent revolution against existing societal structures is legitimate (i.e., anti-hierarchical aggression), was associated with antagonistic narcissism (Study 1) and psychopathy (Study 2). However, neither dispositional altruism nor social justice commitment was related to left-wing anti-hierarchical aggression. Considering these results, we assume that some leftist political activists do not actually strive for social justice and equality but rather use political activism to endorse or exercise violence against others to satisfy their own ego-focused needs. … https://ponerology.substack.com/p/marxcissism-is-real
>>363511 Honestly, I'm sorta with >>363547. I actually read it, but the combination of several factors, including the tl;dr factor, make this feel tonally left-wing.
>White Liberals In Left-Wing Oakland Beg City To Take Action Against Black Crime >Close to 500 citizens in the notoriously left-wing Bay Area city of Oakland turned out last Tuesday to demand action from City Council member Dan Kalb, a Jewish opponent of enforcing laws against black people, in response to an ongoing surge of black violence. The crowd was uniformly white, even though whites are only 33% of the city. https://xyz.net.au/2023/06/white-liberals-in-left-wing-oakland-beg-city-to-take-action-against-black-crime/