/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

My boy, ponies are based. No matter who your waifu is, they're a great pick, a nine outta ten tops.

But do you see this pony here. High in the Himalayan mountains there's a secret order of Celestianist monks. For centuries they've been perfecting their craft. Hundreds of young men have gone through the order's doors, bringing more and more knowledge and experience until, after nearly a thousand years of practice, they could begin.

A hundred of the order's greatest and most skilled craftsmen locked themselves in a chamber. For a hundred days and nights they neither slept or took food. They slaved over their work, each succumbed as the days went by, dying where they fell, but the others worked without pause. On the hundredth days, during one of the worst storms in living memory, the last monk finished his work, set his tools down, and died with a smile on his face, knowing that his work--the order's work-- was complete.

This horse was what they had been striving for. And do you wanna know what they build her for, Anon?

Cuddles. They built this flawless creature for cuddles.

Well, it's been a few minutes. I suppose I could dig through the threads to find when I last posted an update, but I'm headed to bed. If you want to get caught up: https://pastebin.com/sGSfXRXL.
Enjoy.

>Your ears are ringing.
>What's the last thing you remember?
>You were eating breakfast...
>You open your eyes.
>There's nothing, nothing at all.
>And yet, so oddly familar...
>Oh god.
"Twilight, what the fuck did you do?!"
>Silence.
>You know you put out the words, but you don't hear them.
>You can feel your hoof move, but you can't feel it touch your face where it should.
>Something is clearly very wrong here.
>The first time you were pulled through, it was only a flash of this... negative space.
>There are chunks missing from your memory.
>Little bits and pieces that you know should be there, but just aren't.
>You reflect back on the last thing you can remember...
>Pancakes, you're getting used to those.
>Twilight was working on something.
>What exactly it was....
>It was important.
>Relevant to your situation?
>Possibly.
>Dangerous?
>Probably.
>You try to laugh, but there's no sound.
>Are you comatose?
>If you are, this isn't right.
>There's something in the distance.
>You squint, even though you can see right through where your eyelids should be.
>A light, huh.
>It's getting closer.
>You can make out tiny details.
>A room of some sort, perhaps?
>There's a bed.
>A bedside table.
>A book.
>MOON.
>You frantically try to get away from the rapidly approaching room, but you know it's futile.
>You don't even know if your body still exists.
>You doubt it'll have any effect on this absence.
>The sound of forgiveness...
>Well, when you enter you'll make damn sure you're screaming.
>As you collide with the wall far faster than you could hope to prepare for, everything goes dark.
>Be Green Clover.
>Alicorn princess of Equestria, under your loving mommy.
>Today, you decided that you would go visit one of your subjects, Fluttershy.
>She's very kind, letting you play with all of the animals as long as you want.
>You hum to yourself contentedly as the furry creatures crawl all over you and tickle your mane.
>You giggle profusely.
>Thunk.
>No...
>You shove the pillow over your head and groan.
>Just when you were having a good dream for once, some butthole had to come and wake you up.
>Well, mommy said to only use your funny tattoo in emergencies...
>Plus, you aren't supposed to say cuss words.
"Mare up Clover, this one is on you."
>You grab the riveting MOON from your bedside table in your teeth and keep it raised high.
>Fumbling with the oil lamp, you finally manage to get it on.
>It's...
>You.
>You drop the book and examine her, completely shocked.
>She looks like she took a rough tumble in here, her face has quite a few scratches and the legs that you assume broke her fall are bent at funny angles.
>You put an ear up to her muzzle.
>She's breathing.
>Faintly.
"M-MOMMY!"
>Be Little League.
>Ever since you've started taking those pills Twilight gave you, you've been sleeping great.
>Probably only because they apparently bring you back after a few hours of being dead.
>It turns out that it isn't just an expression.
>You stretch out your forelegs retrieve your cap from the nightstand.
>Even if the Anon here is, well...
>You'll still hold up a candle for the bestest most loyal friend you've ever had.
>Even if she prefers hanging out with the other fillies over you now.
>It only hurts a little...
>You still haven't gained any feeling back in your hoof, but foal steps.
>You limp your way over to the table, grabbing yourself a bowl and pouring in that unhealthy cereal your mom would probably hate if she were here.
>You follow it up with a generous amount of milk from the icebox, and you've got your part of a complete breakfast.
>You take your time polishing it off. No rush to go anywhere on a Saturday.
>You hum to yourself a bit as you unlock the door and go to get the paper.
>'Four mares and two fillies found dead in Coalsborough, coroner yet to identify cause of death.'
>'Nightmare Moon's second coming is upon us!'
>You can't believe they let those lunatics have ad space.
>They must pay them a lot.
>'Hippogriff researcher discovers new species of saltwater wyrm! Species to be named after him posthumously.'
"Sweet Celestia, I didn't know there was that much blood in a seabird..."
>Finally, the funnies.
>The one part of the news you can genuinely enjoy.
>You blink, everything is red.
>You blink again.
>You scream.
>Something hits you, knocking you out of your chair and kicking the wind right out of your lungs.
>"L-lyra?"
>That voice...
>Hard, then softened down to that of a child. Made hard again as best it could, but the repair job left more holes than there was mortar to fill them.
>And right now, weak.
"Anonymous?"

>>250707
Thanks for the green poner.

>>250706
Where does she reside? Surely she must be spreading them to the world.

wow! Nyx!

>>250707
I'm really feeling it! When every the next update happens I'm looking forward to it.

>>250706
My boy, ponies are what all true heroes strive more!
Their sacrifice must not go in vain.

Would you rather become a filly or adopt a filly

>>250773
Both

>>250774
You can't do both silly, fillies can't adopt fillies
What about getting adopted and then getting a pet

>>250775
You could become the filly, then grow up into the mare, and then adopt more fillies though.

>>250777
But you would have to wait almost 2 decades to do that you dummy filly

>>250778
Of course. It's good to think in the long-term about life-altering decisions. Fillies grow up, and if they aren't smart then they end up flipping hayburgers for a living or being lonely old catmares.

>>250778
>>250782

>"Ahem! Okay class today we learn about the Anonfilly cycle- Yes Mr Long?"
>"It's totally like, about totally like about the vice-headmaster pony , and totally like our class mate assistant pony filly mare dude?"
>"Exactly Mr Long. Before the reign of Our Most Esteemed Princess Twilight Sparkle, she had to care for the aliens turned pony call the Anonymous."
"Can you hurry this up faggot? You already covered this."
>"As you can see class-"
>The vice-headmistress burst into the room.
>"It's time."
"Thank fuck that drawfag took his sweet time."
>Both filly, and mare left the classroom.
"Let's head out newfag an-"

>Later the news of the artist of the pinnacle works of "muh dick", and "humanity, boops, and you" has finally returned to grace Equestria once more.

>>250773
I'd much rather be the filly
I wanna have filly snuggles and momfu snuggles

>>250785
Reading that was like an aneurism, you really should look things over before you post them.

>>250787
What if the one that adopts you is a male and doesn't adopt another filly ?

Fluttershy?
Other than her I don't see many interested on taking care of a filly so I don't see how would that work out

>>250796
ups meant for >>250795

>>250796
>>250797
Yep, that's exactly the pone I want to be my momfu
>tfw the only two fluttermom pics in my filly folder are this and a pic with a grumpy filly

>>250798
Oof. Does this one count?

>>250798
>"Hi A Nun a moose. Unfortunately fluttershy feared you might eat her animals, after all you were transformed into something innofensive for eating her rabbit in your balding ape form so the other green monkeys thought it was a good idea to send "bootl-egg flutterbutter" as they like to call me, to help you. Hope you don't mind"

How do you react?

I think I'm going to vomit.

>>250803
Thin your jizz

>>250804
Not me, it's another guy.

>>250801
Indeed it does, thanks!

If you were a filly would you let me pamper and groom you?
just don't tell other anons Cuz it would be weird

>>250821
N-no...
Yes...

>>250822
Okay
You my daughteru now
Poor unlucky bastard

>>250805
I did not notice the, ah, additional contents of the jar at first.

⁣

Rise and shine fillies

>>250880
is 4am here
is when I get up

Mess with The 69th Platoon and the "Elite" fillies will get you

>>250885
Bro! Is that the Bolt Action Rifle from Boring Man - Online Tactical Stickman Combat?!

Alternatively:
"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
>"Why are you wearing that stupid filly suit?"
To whoever told me fucking ages ago that I should revisit old drawings, thank you. This one felt amazing to redo.

>>250934
>The days in the wasteland arent easy...
>Some fillies have the luxury of staying inside
>Others make trade caravans to get some rare goods for everyone else
>But you, one of the last to come around, is not so lucky
>You're the scavenger, the lone warrior set to find basic stuff for everyone else
>Often you return dirty from the long days outside
>And because of that, most fillies avoid calling you for the snuggle parties
>But its alrighf
>You dont mind
>...much
>Some day a new one will show up and take your place
>Or you will cripple yourself and will be forced to stay in
>You can imagine the disgust on other fillies face from your failure
>No, the day just started, its too early for these thoughts
>You finish checking for your red shocker on your right
>Just to be sure it won't back fire on you if its ever needed
>"Hey Anon, you coming to breakfast?"
"Yea, just making sure this thing works right"
>"Oh, I can help with that, I was the one who designed it afterall"
>You finally notice the golden bandana under her muzzle
"N-no, it's fine, I can do it"
>"Well, if you say so, if you ever need anything you can just ask"
>With that she walks on
>You never managed to see her walking in on you
>That one, the older filly, much larger than the rest and may as well be a mare, is supposedly the first one
>You never see her checking on other red fillies...
>Which is why you think she may be testing you
>For what, you're not sure...
>But you think that bug rump of hers means trouble for you
>With a deep sigh, you adjust your red scarf and go down to the cafeteria
>Green fillies of every coloured mark meet here, some staying in their groups, other talking with ones from other groups...
>Blue ones, heavy in numbers, are supposed to be the merchants
>Trading between themselves and other fillies to earn their keep
>You stay away as far you can from them
>Who knows what junk they will manage to make you waste your already short bank into
>Pink marked ones distribute the food, often made by themselves
>Its cheaper to make your own though...
>...even if not as good or filling
>You never got to know what the black ones do
>But you dont care, as they are the most bruised of the bunch
>And on top of that, there s always at least 3 or 4 togheter, if not more
>Should mean trouble...
>Red ones like you, on other hand, are very few and between
>Always the youngest and smallest, easy to lose in the crowd
>You hate being as tall as other fillies chest fluff, but nothing really to be done...
>Last time you counted there were only 8 TOTAL red marked fillies like you
>Including you...
>And from all of them, you're the only one avoiding contact with others
>Some of them even got to scavenge in groups
>But you know if you did that, you know you wouldnt get as much loot as if both went alone to different sites
>You turn around, barely noticing the chatter having died down
>And walk face first into a tree
>A green fuzzy tree tied to a tall body
>Fuck me...
>The huge golden marked filly offers you a smile and a hoof
>You pout, but dont want to know what would happen if you refused her help
>And with a single strong pull she sends your body flying through the air
>Alright, it was actually just enough to put you on your hooves, but holy shit
>You hope she never has to discipline boop yo-
>"Hey, you're okay?"
>She says taking you back from your thoughts...
>...followed by a gentle boop
"AAAH!- ah-ah mean shoot, of carse ah am sugarcube"
>"That was an awful Applejack impression, anyway i want you to meet another filly"
>Turning around she nuzzled something on her back, coarsing it out
>A light blue head tilted aside, blue eyes staring into your green ones
"She...she is literally blue?!"
>"I-I'm teal, ree"
>So quiet too, you barely heard her
>Wait...her bandana
>"So, I want you to show her around, and out there"
>Oh nononononono
>"I saw that you avoid being with other fillies so this can help get you used to your new filly self as well"
>This is hell, there must be some way-
>"And I won't take no for an answer either on this, i feel like its my responsibility to get everyone to improve themselves where's needed afterall"
>You stare at her dumbfounded
>All you get back is a disarming smile, and a blue tumour spouting behind her mane
>Looking back, she tells something to the blue filly, who steps down from her back
>And landing down, she's half a head taller than you
>...
>Why the fuck are you teaching this-
>All the incoming slurs and angery are forgotten as a (slightly heavy) hoof pets your head
>"Now be good fillies you two, we will meet later okay?"
>Turning around she makes for the exit, tail swishing as if proud of a work well done
>Looking to your side you're reminded of your assignment for the day
>Eyes full of wonder over your gear, one size too small for her to wear
>She will want to take the lead wont she?
>Crash everything you worked towards and just jump at whatever things she think are best
>And if it fails it will be your fault
"REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>"Cmon man, its not that bad"
"Y-you're fucking blue!"
>"Its teal, I already told-"
"A fucking blue filly"
>"I'm teal you fucker, ree"
"REEEE"
>"Now kiss"
>Something hits the back of your head, making you lunge forward
>Its a mere second, but you knew staying a group would be trouble
>Not even a minute went by and you've already been contaminated with de ghei
>The other fillies went away laughing, while the blue filly is blushing in front of you
"Tell no one of this"
>She nods, a single hoof covering her mouth shivering slightly
>Better get this over quickly
>You walk to the door, and hear her following
>You just know this will be the worst day of your life

>>250988
Perfect fit really, faggot tattoos for faggot pink skin.

>>250988
Checked.
Nice, poner.

>>250967
This look interesting.
cont ?

>>250773
Become. I don't want to take care of a dude who got turned into a filly.

>>251046
But you are okay with the reverse?

I want to vomit. How do we turn filly into a hate symbol?

More Harvey...

>>250831
What the absolute fuck.

>>250988
>Anonfilly tattoo
Why on earth would you think that this would be a good idea?

>>251069
Lurk two years more newfag.

>>251072
Make it 10
Or 20
Or forever

>>251068
Guy drew that to piss off this ninny faggot who hates gore.

>>251087
Probably have tattoos older than you faggot

>>251109
Congratulations that you've been a huge cockgoblin for longer than some have been alive.
Now get the fuck out.

>>251048
I have to let another Anon adopt me if I become a filly?

>>251135
Y-yeah

Filly is dead.
Press F for filly.

>>251231
Y-you lie! Filly will never die.
I will tell Purple.

>>251232
You were too late.

>>251233
I think someone needs a hug.

>>251234
What about content featuring physical or psychological harm which comes unintentionally from individuals who actually mean well, or even harm that comes intentionally from individuals seeking to attain a higher good that filly just can't see yet?

>>251236
Heyo ASS, you can namefag you know. I've missed you in here.

>>251237
I'm not ASS though.

>>251262
>"Filly abuse may be unpleasant, but it's not supposed to be enjoyable."
Speak for yourself, I unironically enjoy filly abuse and I know for a fact I'm not the only one.

>>251265
>I unironically enjoy filly abuse
I unironically enjoy deviant executions.
Evil always get spanked fren.

More normie autism from shitbooru.

>>251271
>Equestria Stories
That's been around and featuring Anonfilly for over a year. I'm annoyed though that Anonfilly is STILL being used when she was just an amusing side character at first. Talk about tedious and unoriginal.

What about filly abuse where filly always gets up to get revenge in one way or another on the ones who hurt her? Do stories like that exist? Because I suddenly want to read something like that.

>>251286
I've had an idea for something like that floating around in my head for about a month now, but I wanted to put it off til I was done with my nanowrimo project.

>>251266
>Meme image
That doesn’t mean shit, you can still express an opinion like that you fucking tard.

>This is becoming a problem.
"Twilight, what did I tell you about coming into my house uninvited?"
>"I'm you're legally-appointed handler, Anon. I can check in on you any time I want. Now answer the questions!"
"No you're not. You may be a princess-in-training, but I refuse to believe you have the authority to 'appoint' yourself to anything."
"Besides, CELESTIA HERSELF had me recognized as a legal, competent adult. I don't need a 'handler!' GET OUT!"
>The purple one's face briefly contorts with fury, then settles into a demented grin.
>"It's treason, then."
>Goddammit

>I need your arms around me, I need to feel your touch.
>I need your understanding I need your love, so much.
>You tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care, but when I need you baby
>BABY
>YOU'RE NEVER THERE
>Berry Punch stumbles in groggily, clearly absolutely wasted once again.
>You sigh and carefully take the needle off of the record.
"Yeah, turn that shit off... you're going to bed."
>"T-that's right, you little shit."
>She must be really drunk, she didn’t even take a swing at you.
>She stumbles back out and you use your magic to close the door behind her, snuffing out the candle directly afterward.
>FPS is a fucking joke, before Berry you had a stallion who would burn you with cigarettes.
>All you had to do was untie the tripwire after he broke his neck on the stairs, and it was off to a loving mother...
>Or so you’d hoped.
>You’ve considered getting rid of Berry, but at this point you’re worried you’ll just get someone worse.
>And you do feel a bit bad for her.
>Sometimes when she’s blackout drunk, she’ll come into your room and snuggle up next to you.
>She always calls you ‘Ruby’ then.
>While she was on one of her weekend benders, you looked through some of her drawers.
>One of them was completely filled with pictures of a filly with a younger Berry.
>She’s smiling in all of them, and you never see her smile.
>She walked in on you.
>Threw you to the ground and started pummeling you with her hooves, screaming at you that you had done something unforgivable.
“I just wanted to know more about you! When I got here, you just told me where the bathroom was and fucked off, and I haven’t gotten anything since!”
>”Celestia you’re acting spoiled! I don’t owe you shit but room and board!”
“Then why did you even adopt me?”
>She put down her hooves, staring at you.
>Your leaky eyes shut in anticipation for even harder strikes, but they didn’t come.
“I remind you of her, don’t I?”
>You heard a gutteral scream and then something smashing.
>”You want the fucking pictures? Take them!”
>You looked on as she ripped them all to shreds.
>>Your battered form was shoved out of the door with a pile of paper on it.
>”You’ll never compare to her. I don’t want to see you until next week, and if I do I won’t go as easy as this time.”
>Once you were positive she was asleep, you went to the library and taped them back together.
>She remembered nothing the next morning, just as you had expected.
>When she found out the pictures were taped back together, she beat you again.
Gtg for now, you all want more?

>>251296
It's just funny how a joke was taken so hard and so seriously
>"Wahhh! Opinions other than mine are bad and pathetic!"
"dude, it's just a joke"
>"Sh-shut up, it's still expressing an opinion I don't like!"

Typing through a cold.
https://youtu.be/RRVIVJjuaHE

>Life with Purple could have been better.
>"Anon! Clean up the library I'll be back after going... out."
>Purple wisened up after the first seven attempts to get help.
>The snug collar chains me to the castle.
>She doesn't wait for the nonexistent reply.
>I have no mouth and I must scream.
>Little more than a slave to a hidden monster.
>Spike the little faggot left with these words.
>"Survive, there is nothing I can do."
>Seeing him trace around his neck...
>The massive library had all the books removed tossed in piles.
>The genitals screaming from the last punishment.
>When she squeezes the heart is a close second for what she can do.
>Ribs uncomfortably poking muscle, and skin.
>The diplomats didn't mind the immature entertainment.
>What a cruel joke.
>The large doors open to the bitch's castle.
>Must be a client as the collar isn't forcing me to hide away.

>"Bumb dum tilly dum fill-a lee do chum-"
>The man in the brilliant blue coat walks in singing. A man with a magnificent beard, ans voice.
>"-pridly thrum-"
>Hearing, and not understanding I follow the jolly man.
>I'm tying to sing with him. Trying to tell my life, the hard times, the woes.
>We're heading out. Truly outside.
>"-bombar-"
>I am free.

>Ponies look in confusion then horror, but that didn't matter.
>I know what I have to do.
>Follow Tom.
"Hmm, hmm hmMm, Tom Bombardi, hm, hmm-"

Fin. Feel free to continue this if anyone wishes.

>>251368
Green filly is cuter.

>>251321
Is this the Italian knockoff version of Tom Bombadil?

>>251387
>>251395
Well sheeit. That'sa spicey meat-a-ball. The party will have lotsa spaghetti, linguini, fettuccini, ravioli, and a big pizza pie.
Come along pizanos. No idea what was going through my mind at the time. I heard the right name, and saw how to properly write it. That's a massive goof on my part.

>Life with Purple could have been better.
>"Anon! Clean up the library I'll be back after going… out."
>Purple wisened up after the first seven attempts to get help.
>The snug collar chains me to the castle.
>She doesn't wait for the nonexistent reply.
>I have no mouth and I must scream.
>Little more than a slave to a hidden monster.
>Spike the little faggot left with these words.
>"Survive, there is nothing I can do."
>Seeing him trace around his neck…
>The massive library had all the books removed tossed in piles.
>The genitals screaming from the last punishment.
>When she squeezes the heart is a close second for what she can do.
>Ribs uncomfortably poking muscle, and skin.
>The diplomats didn't mind the immature entertainment.
>What a cruel joke.
>The large doors open to the bitch's castle.
>Must be a client as the collar isn't forcing me to hide away.

>"Bumb dum tilly dum fill-a lee do chum-"
>The man in the brilliant blue coat walks in singing. A man with a magnificent beard, and voice.
>"-pridly thrum-"
>Hearing, and not understanding I follow the jolly man.
>I'm tying to sing with him. Trying to tell my life, the hard times, the woes.
>We're heading out. Truly outside.
>"-bombad-"
>I am free.

>Ponies look in confusion then horror, but that didn't matter.
>I know what I have to do.
>Follow Tom.
"Hmm, hmm hmMm, Tom Bombadil, hm, hmm-"

Fin. Feel free to continue this if anyone wishes.

Anonfilly vs Cozy Glow. Who would win in a fight?

>>251406
Almost always Anonfilly.

"Get back here fagg-"
>A right sized rock.
>That dumbass thinking flying away will help.
>"What the buck! You crazy-"
>Critical hit.
>Added status effect stunned.

>Cozy is to be released from the stone.
>She's just a kid after all.
>"Anonymous it's your turn to redeem somepony."
"Wha- no way-"
>"Glad you agree."
"Fuc- blargb"
>Where did she even get the soap from?

"I'm here to educate you on the ways of not being a total cunt-"
>"Golly it sure must be hard losing what made you a stallion. Is that why you're a pussy."
"That's not friendship-"
>"What are you gonna do about it?"
"I'm going to physically remove the stupid from you."
>"Like a fake pony will be abl- urk"
>The way of the anime don't fail me now.

"If I said 'this hurts me more than this hurts you' that would be a lie."
>"I'll- I'll kick your flank!"
>One cat fight later
>"Stobb, I gibe up."
>It's time to finish this.
>Cuddles.
>Gaey. O.
>A flash of light down around my neck.

>"That's how you got the element of..."
"Excessive Ultra Violence of Friendship."
>"Ummm."
"It worked didn't it?"
>"The royal guard is going to speak with you..."
>"We've head enough Princess. You're going to be locked away for a long time."
"What? Why?"
>"You just attacked a foal."
>"I'm sorry Anon."
"You literally locked her in Tartarus, and then imprisoned her in stone! She was awake for every second of both! Then foisted the responsibility of fixing your mistake on me."
>"Save the crazy ramblings for the dungeon."
"Twilight?"
>She just looks away.
>The guard coming closer. Ora ora you're coming closer to me? 'Can't apprehend you from far away.' Oh? Then come as close as you like.
"Aw shit here we go again."

>Seven platoons, three auxiliaries, nine special forces, countless mooks, and ten boss battles later.
>"Anonymous?"
"Yes Cozy?"
>"I'll be good forever I swear."
"Good... help me clean you this mess? You don't have to, but-"
>"Right on it Anonymous!"
>Just a regular day in ponyville.

>>251412
Gave me a good chuckle.

>>251310
Only if you give me a happy ending, otherwise I don't wanna read it.

>>251310
I'll read it if you can give it the edgiest, grimdarkiest bad end that a human being could possibly write.

>>251434
>>251436
Why not both?

>>251437
Because they're both mutually exclusive, one of us has to die now and it ain't gonna be me.

You get to pick one character from any video game. They will be transported to Equestria along with you when you die, and will assume the form of a mare. Both their transformation and yours into a filly are irreversable. Who do you pick and why?

>>251439
Meant to clarify they’re gonna be your mom btw

Fillypocalypse is becoming real :
https://derpicdn.net/img/download/2019/11/21/2202275.webm

>>251441
Poor Purple. Those fillies are creepy.

>>251439
>>251440
Animal Crossing. Isabelle. Though, one of the Able Sisters might be nice, too.

>>251440
The hoard is never ending AHhHh!
>>251439
For meme tier Alex, Blacklight Virus personified, Mercer from the Prototype series.
Everything may burn down. Has the capability to be the best mother with an unknown amount of experience.
Has skills sets that nobody could compare to. Job qualification is just fine being able to supply for just about anything.
Downsides: Murderhobo, doesn't have always all that well thought through plans, possible schizophrenia, possible multiple personalities disorder, who knows what else. Unknown if relationship would be friendly, or cruel.

>>251439
Thats a rather random yet specific inquiry. You first then

>>251439
Why video game characters specifically? Shamhat from The Epic of Gilgamesh would make for a good literary momfu.

>>251439
Princess Celestia from the gameloft game, so now there are two of them.

>>251458
Because I wanted to make a post before I hopped in the shower and I recently downloaded an image of ponified Postal Dude. Now, suppress your tism' and conform to mine.
>>251457
Richter from Hotline Miami. Could not only care for you effectively, but would be intimidating enough that the other foals wouldn't fuck with you.

>>251463
>Now, suppress your tism' and conform to mine.
But I'm not big into vidyas. I can't think of a single one I've played that has any good potential momfus. Mostly because I just haven't played very many.
But there's a whole wealth of momfus just waiting to be discovered in books. Sofya Semyonovna from Crime and Punishment, Betty Zane from the Ohio River Valley trilogy, Luthien from the Silmarillion, C'Mell from the Instrumentality of Mankind universe, Clarissa Kinnison from the Lensman series, Fraulein Kromeier from Look Who's Back, and plenty more.

Actually, I think I'll go with Twilight from the gameloft game tbh.

>>251464
Hmmmm...
What if that brings a whole new Twilight into existence? Double the Twilight double the momfu!

>>251468
>What if that brings a whole new Twilight into existence?
That's the idea, my friend.

>>251395
>>251404
Mama Maiar that's a-spicy Melkor!

I pissed the bed again Twilight
>again? Thats the third time this week and its tuesday
I dunno whats happening to m-me
>Now what to do with you?

>>251473
Fuck I miss shitposting on /arda/.

>>251461
Big brain

>>251477
You can’t spank her or diaper her, that will align perfectly with her master plan. You need to get her one of those horrible bedwetting clips that blasts an alarm in her ear whenever she starts peeing, then maybe she’ll stop pretending to have a weak bladder.

>>251477
i like this prompt, short and simple, sweet and to the point.
too bad im too lazy to write anything right now, maybe later.

>>251499
Do it faggot. I’d love to see it fleshed out.

>>251440
Well duh, this is the Mommy Issues General
>>251439
The correct answer is Elincia from Fire Emblem (before it went full weeb)

>>251321
>>251387
>>251395
>>251404
>>251464
>>251473
>>251481
Story idea: The Filmarillion

Made an edit

>>251515
you'd better delet this shit right now you nigger

>>251516
Nope.

>>251515
Is it wrong after looking at it for a while I thought of the last one turning back on disco style playing Thriller?

>>251521
No, that's fucking hilarious.

>>251524
Princess of greentext ultimatums.

>>251513
That sounds like a good idea.

The Ponelet: There, and back again, but not there fucking faggot. A Ponelet's tale or tail...
A half remembered excerpt:
The deformed basement dweller lacking tendies made do with questionable fish sticks...
"The answer to the riddle was eggs!"
"Look I said it was a nut it's not that big of a difference for a rocky mountain oyster, cock breath."

>>251524
>>251525
Ah the truest of magics memes, and shitposting.

>>251524
Wisdom. Easy, you don't even need to learn anything (assuming you're not a brainlet)

>>251515
I agree with >>251516
Even if you have an odd 51515 combination you must delet that shit faggot.

>>251528
https://youtu.be/HN-SDABQc-k

As yes wisdom how could I have forgotten.

Red filly's home burned down a while ago. Out of the goodness of your heart, you let her move in with you. But it's been three months, and she still hasn't gotten over it. All she does is sit by herself in the room you've graciously provided her, sneaking out only in the dead of night to raid oats from your pantry and empty her piss bottles in your garden. You can count the number of times you've actually seen her awake on your fingers, but you're pretty sure she hasn't bathed even once since arriving, and the other fillies are starting complain that her room smells like horse. The other day, a helium bottle arrived for her in the mail, but you haven't given it to her yet.

You should really tell her to go outside and get a haircut. Or get mental help, whichever seems more important to you.

Could someone fillify pic related with Doritos crumbs and a can of Dew?

>>251531
She doesn't need a haircut, first order of business would be a nice bath. Be sure to be gentle, but if she declines you might need to use a bit of persuasion. You'll probably have to wash her yourself, and this is the most important part. Stay away from her private areas and let her clean them herself, but help her with her mane and all of the harder to reach areas. Once she's all cleaned off, you should take her to a psychologist. Make sure they don't give you a foal psychologist, after all she's not mentally a foal. Under no circumstances should you give her the helium, drugs aren't the answer and there's a possibility she's trying to asphyxiate herself relatively painlessly. Be supportive, but not overbearing. Give her time to get better, following the direction of that psychologist and eventually you should start to see improvements in her.

Not a serious method for such circumstances. Plus it's all fun, and games until...
>>251531
"Aw don't worry I know something that always is a pick me up when I'm down."
>>251532
>>251533
"That's pretty close, but not quite here I'll show you."
"Before we begin I'll give you a hint remember that good time when a few people spoiled a british kids book and everyone was whipped into a frenzy?"
"Now the last name of who kills someone that made them all loose their shit? Good, good, take a guess who my favorite pony is, and mix it together."
"Spank? Ha! Good guess that's not bad, but no. Jape? I do enjoy that alot, but that's not it either. Vape? That's not for me plus I came unprepared for that too. Peasoup? That's pretty creative. Space? Glad you're feeling a bit better."
"How about I show you. Close your eyes that way it's a suprise!"
>Mr. Sax doesn't know how to play said instrument even though he tries every weekend.
>Even with several tutors.
>He says the name is for sentimental reasons.
>Filly found out the hard what Suprise B. Sax the strangely named Anonymous ment.
>The saxophone played loudly throughout the weekend night.
>If someone listened closely they might also hear words.

>>251480
>>251523
Those are such good fillies. I hope all drawfillies continue to do their best.

>>251544
I remember seeing the first filly here before
I fully agree with your sentiment though

Fillies wanted.

>>251524
your prompt assumes that I'm not stubborn enough to make destiny bend to my will and not the other way around. I will seize immortality and I will do it without being especially good at anything, and nobody will stop me!

>>251547
>Tfw Smoldix is dead
>Tfw he rejected the filly commission I paid him to do
>Tfw basically told to 'get fucked and take the refund lol'
>Tfw only reason I accepted the offer was because it was an exceptionally good deal
>Tfw 20 dollarydoos in steam credit frozen assets for about half a year
>Tfw probably never going to accept the money back because I still want there to be a chance that he draws it
End me.

>>251548
Here! Here!

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>251556
Excellent!
>The path to immortality is always frought with dangers.
>Especially the one that maintains the sanctity of the self...
woodylaugh.wav
>No the truth is that being turned into a pony with this kind of cutie mark didn't bestow any kind of specialization.
>Everypony could do anything I could do better in every category.
>So I just had to be good at living life daily.
>To be the princess sometimes daily life is far more stange than anything the real experts could come up with.
>Being infected with the cutie pox wasn't fun, but the hardest to aquire skills and talents usually aren't.
>The things a person could do with poison joke laced timetravel potions will haunt me for another year or so.
>Maybe ten...
>or twenty...
>So to be the jack of all trades the handy man to grant divinity truly was frought with peril.
>The ideal way to pinch a turd.
>The most mediocre method to comb my mane.
>How to invest stocks in a porn company for a method to have a johnson that is attached to the autonomic system while keeping it a secret to surprise her on the real offical wedding night that way being a quick shot is only due to having enhanced senses not part of a master plan to to rock Luna's world.
>Knowing the slightly above average annoying way to go into tangents to test a person's will.
>Especially have to know how to wake up everyday for the rest of forever.
"I haven't felt this good since I was turned into a filly!"
>"Anon? ANON!"
>Shit Luna's crying.
>"AN-AH-A-ON! You died! You- gaylord..."
"I got better?"
>"I kept telling you to be more helpful, to be nicer to everypony."
>Ordering a pineapple pizza on that noble may have been a step too far, but she was a cunt.
>"I couldn't tell you before, but if not enough ponies actually want you to become an alicorn. It wouldn't be possible."
>Perhaps the practical joke of gluing the toilet paper rolls so that they would have to rip the first few layers off was in poor taste.
"Ah."
>"Is only with great broadcasting, and the interconnected networks that all of Equestria. To scrape enough to do this!"
>The statue made of 100% douek, doook?, duck?, weaved cactus was a step too far.
"That close?"
>"It's because everypony on the webworks then started posting everything about you."
>Oh no.
"Everything everything?"
>"Anonymous you are called the princess of willpower for everything you have ever done."
>Whew.
>"And for the fact you nearly alone started the 'willpower' series of coitus play toys, and that is what brought you to princess-hood."
>"I'm glad you made it Anonymous."
>"We're going to break in all of the ones based on your namesake. Princess of 'willpower'."
"Oh damn it, can't I be called the princess of stubborn assholeness instead?"
>Luna leans in closer whispering.

"That's another reason why I love you."

>>251538
I like this post. This is a good post.

>>251549
He's not gonna draw it dude.

>>251531
>red filly
>green filly
>orange filly
Where are blue, pink, black and white fillies?

>>251599
White filly is Kyrie, black filly is in the gas chamber, blue filly is teal, pink filly got stuck in Ponk's mane and hasn't come out since.

>>251599
Which imageboards use blue, pink, black, or white Anons?

>>251608
>>251609
>>251610
That was an adorable read. Great work, Anon.

>>251612
Not mine, just doing my duty and ensuring it made its way here. Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did.

>>251614
Thanks nevertheless.

>>251614
Thank you, I wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't. It's very appreciated.

This reminded me to re-read The Princess Filly. Still good.

>>251621
That one's recent, where did you find it? I'm not seeing it on derpi.

>>251622
It isn't on derpi, nor is anything else this dude's drawn of her as far as I know. He's someone I met through another interest (pone plush) who's started drawing filly. I've shared his other stuff here when it was drawn previously.

>>251610
Cute!

>>251621
Guy who wrote the princess filly here. I've been meaning to start on a new writefag project but I keep procrastinating. Tell me you want me to write the poney shit so I can be held accountable for my laziness.

>>251630
Write green about filly's momfu abusing her.

>>251630
Write some horse shit, friend.

>>251630
Write something or you're a disappointment to all of dozens of people who will remember your laziness for the rest of this thread.

>>251610
Guy made onnne more.
>After being cleaned up from dirt, mud, and grass that caked to the filly's fur, Nightmare Moon looked at her with a seemingly melancholy gaze.
>"So very pretty, how could such a pretty filly be left or forgotten?"
>"Yes thee young one. We're sorry, it's just, something happened to us when we left."
>The princess shakes her head.
>"No dear, it's not okay. We let a beast take control and make us do things we didn't want to."
>"Of course the beast was scary, and we received help from others."
>"Would thee wish to see us without the corruption?"
>"Yes, tis a form that was taken due to corruption."
>"Why were we nice to you?..."
>"We do not know. But we're glad we were. Now."
>With a puff of magic Nightmare Moon is gone, and Luna is there.
>"This is us."
>"Pretty?"
>Luna smiles and lets a little blush creep onto her cheeks.
>"Thank you. We appreciate your complements dear Anon. Now, tis getting late, we should get to bed."
>"We have a room set up, the guards will lead yo-"
>Luna stops as the filly hugs her leg and begs.
>"Oh... yes we suppose that will be okay."
>She places Anon on her back and carries her to her bedroom.
>She then places Anon in bed, and crawls up next to her.
>The filly hugs her barrel and mumbles something that makes Luna's heart skip a beat.
>"W-We love thee too... daughter."
>She wraps her daughter up in her wings and hugs her close, before drifting off to sleep.

>>251632
>>251634
>>251636
All right you've convinced me. New green will commence **soon**.
**It'll be my first abusefag story.**

>>251598
OH NO
Get the filly box, we got a high level SCP breach and she needs to be contained immediately

>>251640
Fuck yeah.

bruh lemmie have a aipasillp

>>251672
Wait until you’re blasting it out your ass.

>>251551
>>251556
kek

Why is filly such a silly?

>>251701
Because filly is (You).

Celestia help me for writing this.
>Ywn be raped violently.
>Your tiny filly cunt being torn to shreds by the massive tentacles being shoved into it.
>Your little filly lungs screaming out for mercy until a tentacle slides down your throat, keeping your voice at bay.
>It stops not for water, for food, or for bathing.
>You will literally be fucked to death.
>When you are dead it will continue to rape your corpse until there is nothing left but a skeleton.
>The skeleton drops to the floor.
"Woah, I guess I'm... boned."
>You turn to the camera and spiritually wink with cold, dead sockets as canned laughter plays for a live studio audience.

>>251549
I was never 100% on the idea, though I was willing at the time, cus torturing the filly is fun, but due to the subject matter I couldn't work on it while streaming, and I usually wasn't in the mood when I wasn't streaming(I almost never draw when I'm not streaming), so I kept putting it off.

And then the internet got more vocal about its hate of such themes, it got the better of me and now I'm not sure if I'd draw such things even if I want to. Sure there's always the option of a secret alternate username, but my style is clear as day, everyone would know it's me.

sad times.
Doomed to draw vanilla shit for the rest of my life, for fear of upsetting people, getting labelled & shunned by communities.
Not to mention the fear of people irl finding out I draw such things, thinking I'm a threat to society and calling the po po. Because such things are actually illegal here and hardly anyone knows how to separate fiction from reality.

I've still been on the fence about whether I'd actually draw it, even today. I know these things I mention don't actually stop me from drawing it, sending it and then erasing every trace on my system. But I've been through some shit in recent months, as you know, and on top of some even more recent stuff where I constantly had an obligation to draw a bunch of stuff with deadlines, I had very little time to myself. It occurred to me that drawing is really just something I do for me, I don't want to do it for money, or because I have to, I want to do it because I want to, for people I want to do it for. If I ever take commissions again in the future I'm definitely going to be careful about it, cus if I ain't feelin' it, if it's not something I actively /want/ to draw.. yeah, I wouldn't want to leave someone waiting forever again. Sorry about that. I sent the refund.

>>251715
Celestia would have helped you write it, but you finished.
All that goes through my mind is this.
"(Caretaker of choice) it's just a prank, (slang here). It's all about sending a message to a few creatures."

>>251726
Glad to see you not dead. I hope the situation becomes better.

If the need ever arises making one asset at a time would a real pain in the ass to do, but having someone else assemble the final picture while you only ever have at most two assets could be helpful. Just incase.
>my style is clear as day, everyone would know it's me.
That would put a damper on things.
>thinking I'm a threat to society and calling the po po. Because such things are actually illegal here and hardly anyone knows how to separate fiction from reality.
I understand your pain. Shit sucks.
Wish you the best.

>>251726
Whole different animal from what you told me earlier, I was under the impression you had no intention to draw it because you were beginning to prefer vanilla shit. Thanks for the refund I guess. Was a bit less than $20 with the transfer fee, but don't worry about it.

>>251733
's why I suggested givin' the money to bit directly, less of paypal's ridiculous fees.
and he's a good boy who should get paid even if he doesnt' want to be.

Longer than I intended to keep you waiting. Please be gentle with my cooter when it’s >rape time.
>>250707
>Be Anonymous.
>Something is very wrong.™
>Play the laugh track.
>"Oh. You're back. We thought we did away with you last time."
"Not quite. How am I even hearing you? I didn't fall asleep, I got knocked out."
>"Well, admittedly our powers are weakened in this state. We can only really broadcast our voice, not much else."
>You feel a wide grin cross your face.
>"We... what are you doing?"
"I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS."
>"Please stop that, we are-"
"I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS."
>"We are only trying to-"
"I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS."
>"We only wish to negotiate with-"
"I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS."
>You finally fall silent.
>"Oh, we thank-"
"FEEL THE BLOOD GUSHING FROM YOUR ANUS."
>"Why would you say such-"
"FEEL THE BLOOD GUSHING FROM YOUR ANUS."
>"WE COMMAND YOU TO STOP THIS AT ONCE!"
>You begin to screech as loudly and as shrilly as you possibly can.
>You can hear the sound of Luna bellowing over your own vibrato, but you will not be defeated.
>Finally, your vision begins to fade in.
>"Anon!"
>Twilight wraps her wings around you.
>"OhmyCelestiaI'vemissedyousofuckingmuchneverleavemeliketha-"
"Send a letter to Celestia. Tell her whatever she did to contain Luna didn't work."
>She looks hurt.
>"You... aren't happy to see me?"
>You grab your head with both hooves.
"What time is it?"
>"Uh, 6:00 AM."
"Then get ready for a long fucking day."
>You can hear crystal shatter nearby.
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
>"I'm you, from the future."
>Technically not a lie.
>"BULL FUCKING SHIT, STARSWIR-"
>"Yeah, Starswirl's Twelth. Any temporal event must be rectified by a- oh, hello. There you are."
"Hi."
>There's blood all over the unicorn's face.
>"I'm quite dizzy, and it looks like your legs are quite fucked up. Think it would be a good idea to get to a hospital?"
>"There's no time for that... Anon! Did C-celestia say anything to you when we visited her?"
>You can see her twitching about.
"Oh, right. One wish."
>"Now seems like a pretty good time to use it, the return trip seems to have fucked up you and your friend pretty badly. Are you in any condition to teleport?"
>Unicorn Purple spits out a tooth.
>"Does it look like it?"
>"Fucking... well, it's going to be a few hours. I need to put in a letter to her. Bad things happen if I don't, yeah?"
>The two of you are hoisted up by a magic field.
>It jostles your well and truly fucked legs as she takes you through the hallways.
>"Here. Empty guest bedroom. Make yourselves comfortable, tourniquets... whatever."
>She leaves after setting you both down on the bed.
>Twilight hurriedly starts ripping pieces off of the ornate sheets and tying them around the various little holes and gashes that pockmark everywhere from her head to her barrel.
"No brain damage?"
>"Luckily I anticipated a bit of a rough landing... the little shielding I do have the power to do all went into my cranium..."
>She taps your snoot with a bloody hoof.
>"And your cranium."
"Could you fill me in on what's been going on the past... oh dear lord."
>"What do you last remember?"
"Breakfast, pancakes."
>"Oh dear, I've been serving you those every day for the past week... anything about the morning routine?"
"You helped me get dressed in some sort of... no, I can't recall what you were helping me get into."
>"That would've been about a week ago, radiation shielding. Don't you remember why I was making you get into it?"
"No."
>"Do you remember what I was working on?"
"Some sort of... engine?"
>She scratches her head with a hoof.
>"I remember telling you more... well, as much as I understood. It was nearly complete, I was just missing the schematics. Maybe part of the part missing was proper safety protocol, heh..."
>You chuckle a bit despite yourself.
"I can't really feel anything in my legs, are they shredded?"
>"Ohh... hey, you have that wish though. You'll be fine in no time."
"We'll."
>"Use it on yourself. The worst that will come out of all of this is some minor scarring. I'm not really sure why she didn't take me to the hospital..."
"Two Twilights are suspicious?"
>She makes a sound similar to snapping fingers with a hoof.
>"Right, forgot about that."
>The two of you sit in silence for a while.
>"I'm sorry."
"Don't worry about it, I'm sure I knew the risks going into that machine."
>"No, Anon. That... that machine was supposed to be your ticket home."
>Now that really leaves a sour taste in your mouth....

>>251776
>Be Little League.
"Hey, hey. It's okay."
>"You're supposed to be dead, the pony I was travelling with is ground into a million bits, we're fucking miles off course, and I-"
>She scoops up a hoofful of the stuff all over the floor.
>"Look at this shit! It's so finely ground, I can't tell what bits are brain, what bits are muscle, what bits are bone..."
>She trails off into a scream.
>You clap a hoof over her mouth.
"Hey. Whatever's going on here, we probably want to keep it quiet don't we?"
>You feel the screaming stop under your hoof.
"Good. Now, I'll run a bath for the both of us, and you explain what the frick is going on here."
>...
"You blew yourself up, left yourself comatose, and then I killed myself on top of you?"
>She struggles with the mug.
>You reach over and bring it up to her lips, tipping the warm liquid slowly back into her mouth.
>"T-thanks."
"Don't mention it, anything to help a friend."
>The cocoa forms a bit of a mustache on her upper lip.
"Sieg heil, Führer Anon."
>You stick up your hoof in the salute she taught you.
>She giggles, but not as loud as she normally would.
>"Alright, hand me the towel and I'll wipe it off."
"Und vhy would you do that?"
>You hoof it over to her.
"You sure you've got it?"
>"Yeah, I still have one good foreleg left. Get off my case, mom."
>She wipes the liquid off, returning the state of her face to someone who, as Anon used to put it, 'Could do wrong.'
>"Yeah, then I had to stay in this shithole asylum for a while. Lyra was always getting on my ass about how I used to be a human, she and I fooled around back in the day..."
>It only just now hits you that the sticky mess in the next room is your cousin.
"O-oh, dear lord..."
>You rush to the bathroom and get up onto the toilet, blowing chunks like you've never blown them before.
>It would seem that Anon followed just close enough behind you to save your mane from the fate of being dirtied.
"T-thanks..."
>You can feel the tears start to come.
>"H-hey! Don't cry. If this were the same Lyra from your world, you'd be dead right now."
"I'm not entirely sure I follow..."
>"If you're here, I didn't return to my original universe. Different universe, different Lyra. Right?"
"I guess... doesn't make it much better though."
>You wipe the bit of vomit that was expelled through your nose up.
"I need to brush my teeth..."
>Anon wraps her good foreleg around you, and then slowly, arduously, wraps her prosthesis around as well.
"Thanks..."
>"You're a brave little filly League, you know that?"
"N-no you..."
>"Hey, doesn't count in my case. This is my second go-around with childhood. Enjoy the compliment."
"You've been through more than I have..."
>"And I was better equipped for it. Speaking of which, what's wrong with your hoof?"
"Oh, I uh... died."
>"Wait, what?"
"I smacked off my hoof and then bled out. Twilight brought me back afterwards."
>"You... smacked off your hoof?"
"Yeah, with my baseball bat."
>You concentrate and jostle the bulky instrument out of your mane.
"Well, surely you know the kind of force I can put behind this. Not to toot my own horn of course..."
>"No, really I’m wondering why you would do such a thing. Was it suicide or self-preservation?”
"Well, it was an attempt at self-preservation..."
>You twiddle your hooves.
"Can I have a sip?"
>"Fuck, you’re a bit too late."
>She turn over the empty cup.
"Ah, should’ve expected."
>"So... what now?"
"I think the first order of business is another round of hot chocolate."
>"I won't object."
>And so you walk the path you cleared through the blood back to the stove and make a pot of the stuff.
>The snow is going down pretty hard, you’re glad you have what is pretty much the antithesis of a reason to go out there.
"So, you don’t want to see Twilight any time soon?"
>"Dear lord, no. As long as I can feasibly avoid that, I will."
"Well, I can say I share the same sentiment... say, what's that?"
>Your friend's head whips around to the window.
>"It's large... all I can make out in this weather."
>She trots up to the window, wiping away the condensation.
>"Too big to be a bird, even a bird of prey... do you have a basement?"
"Yes, the entance is outside."
>"Fuck. It might be nothing, but I'd rather not take a risk. Put down your mug, we're going to run for it."

>>251777
Check'em.

@251802
How do I delete someone else's post?

>251805
>Not knowing about (You) denial
I believe it is you that is the newfag.

>>251806
Not him, but you've gotta admit that >dicksword's reply method is an odd choice for (You) denial

>>251807
I don't even use discord, I wasn't aware there was a similarity.

>>251807
>reply method
Yeah, that faggot came from normal web.

>>251809
Which one of us is the faggot?

This one ---> >>251804

And even this replay ---> >>251806 is sign of a normie pretending to be a fag.
Embarrassing.

>>251813
I think you’re butthurt because I called you out and now you’re samefagging to try and make it look like people are agreeing with you. People have done the same thing I did in this thread before and have gotten no shit for it. I’m sorry that I hurt your feefees, babby. Would you like me to wipe the shit out of your crusty, sweaty asshole too, or does mommy Twilight already do that for you?

>>251815
>wipe the shit out of your crusty, sweaty asshole
God I wish that were me

This is your reminder that (You)fagging is a /vg/ meme from the Overwatch general and you're all faggots for buying into it and its derivative memes.

>>251815
Projecting?

>251817
I don’t care where it came from, if I can make niggers rage by denying them (You)s I’ll do as I damn please.
:^)