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To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
|Rolled 1, 2, 2, 2 = 7|
|Rolled 17, 7, 4, 12 = 40|
Wouldn't you roll d%?
"Oww, you fucking cunt"
>>65361>ignorednot discouraging, in fact do it
"A flea, perhaps. But this flea has ebola. Get off that throne," Thez says menacingly.>>65362
"He's mine. The rest are yours."
Are Adeline and Ponimaru visible?
"Okay, good luck"
Torc then trys to figure out where 'the rest' are
"Hitler will BTFO you. You fucking cunt face!"
Literally all around us.
It's a kill-circle.
Adeline is hanging back in formation. Ponimaru hasn't been seen since his first appearance.>>65372
I chop some guys in half.
Are there enemies behind the formation?
Is it initiative time?
None immediately. There's a wide berth between the group (formation) and the surrounding.
Sneering menacingly, Igritchkora looks to a pedestal on his right, on which a sphere rests. The sphere levitates off the pedestal.
YOU ARE A FOOL. HOWEVER, YOUR RIGHT TO BE A FOOL IS UNDENIABLE
Igritchkora begins to stand, beams and wafts of energy sucking into the throne as he does so. Upon standing upright from the throne, the Bog appears to be an ordinary man in a neat suit, except with two heads.
"WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS" he intones, this more verbally than previous.
"No weapons, no items, no equipment of any kind."
"Your head on a pike."
"Well uh, this is interesting"
"Kick his ass thez!"
"YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR CHANCE." he says, standing before the throne. "DO NOT REGRET THIS CHOICE," he says with a smirk.
Thez adopts a fighting stance, casting Shield on herself as she does so. Bog casts Unholy Aura.
Casting a sidelong glance at the party, Thez whispers. "Thank you, all of you. When everything happened, I lost all hope. I won't lose.'
*Takes a full-round action to gain concealment with cloak*>>65379
"Pssst! Neet, make my sword invisible."
Suddenly, a small, thin beam shoots from Torc's finger.
Tracy's knife gains the mythical powers of John Cena and lets out a whisper of "You can't see me">>65384
"Good luck Thez"
And with that, the battle between Thez and Bog begins. And as it does so, some chatter comes from the periphery. None if it is expressly directed at the party, but much of it seems to relate. Comments of "I want that one," and "I have dibs on the shiny motherfucker," start to echo and resound from the surrounding masses.
"ELWAY HAS DIBS ON ALL
OF YOUR ASSES!"
[Cocky pony noises]
"Me never skull fuck a devil before,should be fun!"
So, we have two dragons (are they in dragon form? I don't think so so far), a shiny paladin, a murder hoers, a skinny guy, a dirty hoers, a pissy dragonne, a bull,… am I forgetting anyone? Cuz 'they're' pulling lots to see who gets to eat you first.
How many of them could Torc hit with a 60ft cone?
what, she is tho>>65396
My bad, Snek is there weaving his way around.>>65398
He's out of range at the moment. Most offensive spells have a 60' ish limit on range, but I'm not looking atm
That's fine, I was just asking for a specific spell.
How far away are they?
I'll say 500' for simplicity's sake
|Rolled 1, 6, 2, 5, 1, 3, 6, 2, 5, 3, 3, 5, 6, 6, 1, 2, 3 = 60|
Torc decides he doesn't like this group drawling lots to see who gets eaten, he actually finds the idea of men eating men pretty gay.
So he solves it the one way he knows how to.
Chain lightning FTW
This would be a good time for players to roll for initiative tho
As the lightning arcs to, through, and to those immediately surrounding, a clear and refined voice issues from the mass, as many in the 'front' part ways.
"That, my good man (and he is
mine, the voice murmers to those surrounding), will cost you."
*hits button and turns to dragon form*
"I'm gonna regret that eventually, if live long enough"
Wait, it's actually a +9 modifier
|Rolled 9 + 4|
|Rolled 14 + 4|
dice is Addy, Kiynen, and did I miss anyone?
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