Previous thread,... oh hell it should be obvious by now.
Continuing the Game.
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>>8568Hey! No stabbing teammates. We have to pay for their medical bills afterwards, and we need that for expansion. We can't just print off treasury notes
Can we GM? [1d20 = 16]
*get's on its back*
*enraged stabbing, with three kives, in all places that seem vulnerable*
"/R9K/ IS A REDDIT COLONY!!"
Trump's strike severely weakens the giant, and Tracy successfully disables its leg with a well-placed sneaky stab.
Its Thez' turn, and she stares at the Z's still keeping their distance.
"You bitches see this? You couldn't match me when it was JUST me."
She chuckles, and begins to do a dance.
"Meeeeetsssuuuuuuuu,...."
The Z's both cast communication spells, and hurriedly describe the scene that unfolds, requesting immediate extraction.
Infernius, its your move.
>>8568>>8571You guys aren't close enough to stab. If you really want to stab eachother, you can do that at any time.
Also, Tracy used her move disabling its leg. She'll have to wait to do more.
[1d20 = 6]>>8574>Over 10Can I attack again?
*slices open metal cavity and jams knife into the works*
[1d20 = 8]
I don't know who goes when, but my attack is
LOB THE FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
>>8581or not (it was retarded anyway...)
>>8578Unfortunately, the giant robot exceeds your level, and the word of Kek has no effect on him.
I forgot kek was the word, my badThe Marut casts dimension door
[1d20 = 16]>>8585Before it leaves, one more time, Trump tries
LOB THE FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
[1d20 = 17]>>8588>Checkddoesn't matter what kind
I roll for detection on it's power plant
[2d20 = 10]>>8585Use whip to tangle self to giants back
*stabs back*
>>8590A bad roll for a dumb idea...
He appears some 600' away, and the Zs flock to him.
>>8586Yarp
One of the Zs continues to relay information while the Marut addresses the party.
KnOw ThAt I rEpReSeNt ThE uLtImiTy Of DeAtH. YoU aRe AlL oPeRaTiNg On BoRrOwEd TiMe. I sHaLl CoMe FoR yOuR hEaDs.
And with a <CRACK> the 2 remaining Z's and the Marut return from whence they came.
There wasn't time to reach them before they did that, so I skipped ahead.
>>8592>A robot that came for Thez originally is now after the entire partyI blame Tourcil and Inferius for starting a fight that never needed to be fought
>>8594YOU ARE ON TOILET CLEANING DUTY
>>8593GIB WRECKAGE!
"THEZ, WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID WE JUST GET ATTACKED BY ROBOTS!"
https://youtu.be/-YCN-a0NsNkAlright. There WERE 5 Z corpses full of reasources and valuable materials,... apparently they're missing somehow.
>>8593You have to ask?
>>8594Yarp. Its what came to mind.
>>8597I wonder where they went
>>8598"They were originally here only for Thez, and because she stole something from them. Now they are after all of us. Tell me, what happened. Why did you think it was wise to drag us into this?"
*would chastize Inferius but he is not here*
>>8599BUT WHERE IS THE POWER PLANT FOR THE GIANT ROBOT
>>8595they attacked thez and you assholes (trump and tracy) did nothing.
>>8603Because she stole from them! They were here to recover their stolen property!
>>8600yea i am i walk over now the say
>>8603 >>8604*eyes squint*
Where's the adamantium wreckage, Tracy?
>>8607Because she attacked them first, a while ago! In any event, she could have held them off on her own. Now, they will bring reinforcements and come for you and me and Tracy and whoever else
>>8608>Bluff skill mathematically stronger than your Sense Motive".. I think I saw some pirates loading parts onto a ship, but I picked-up some scrap." *produces armor plates*
>>8609Shes a good girl, she didnt do nothing.
>>8611"I asked Lenos. Lenos said she stole something from thim. Something very valuable"
>>8610"If you could go track down the pirates and fetch the rest. You're a fast girl. You can do it"
>>8601*Sigh*
I'm going to assume I know the general area of the power plant cause a 17 roll
So I use my magno staff to push as hard as it can on it's power plant
>>8612"... sh-should I kill them..?"
Tea Time >>8612me no care she dindt do nothing.
>>8601Still in the giant robot
Thez, not knowing of Tracy's shenanigens, <whoofs> over and retrieves her blade.
"I'm guessing you all have questions, so I'll give you a quick rundown. Long before the Rockefeller died, there was already a war brewing between the Devils and the Demons. Devils respect law and order in their own right, and do not take which has not been offered them, while the Demons have no such reservations. In fact, Devils are all that keeps the Abyss from spilling out into all realms, including the mortal realms. Its not a matter of benevolence or anything, its simply that the Devils realm is 'in the way'. Soros, that one everyone met a bit earlier sought to upend the balance between the Ds and Ds, by claiming this" and she produces the stone of Chaos.
"It allows the user to inflict relentless chaos upon its victims at the ability of its user. He sent his assassin and right hand "man" to retireve it from Limbo. I happened to be in Limbo, so these events were known to me before they reached the awareness of Soros. In response, I broke into the Clockwork plane of Mechanus and stole the stone of Law," she says, producing the green stone, "as a counter-balance. As Soros, now armed with the chaos stone met with his armies on the planes of Tartarus, I emerged bearing the stone of Law. These stones are the only thing that can cancel the other, and in a fair fight, I defeated Soros' assassin, claiming the stone. He's been hunting me for ages, and as have the mechanics who are pissed that I took their shit. Any questions?"
>>8615"Yes she did Inferius. She stole something of great value from them, and they wanted it back. Not every battle ought to be fought. Protect the people here of Port Barry, who count on you as they count on me to keep them safe. Otherwise, we may bring disaster and harm upon them"
>>8617"I meant everything"
>>8618Eitherway, it escaped before the role could be successful"
>>8619But is it damaged?
If not I use a magno blast at it's feet