/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>8471
robo-centuars.

>>8471
Robots were sent to arrest Thez for stealing some important shit.
Infernius is white-knighting to save his waifu.

[1d20 = 18]
[1d10 = 8]
[1d6 = 3]
THAT worked. Okay, executing a spectacular "Death From Above"/"Horse-slayer-technique" Samurai Jack anyone? Anyone? Infernius strikes a devastating blow against another of the Zs.

Trump heads towards Lenos

>>8472
>>8473
Oh...
OH SHIT
Can I cast water attacks?

>>8474
Neither Tracy nor Trump is around to save him. Maybe if Fae returned to the area?

>>8476
If you can think of a funny meme.

>>8476
use memes that involve water.

>>8477
i casted airwalk after the attack. its all good

>>8476
Waterboard the machines?

Which the Z fails its fortitude save (more than 1/2 damage in a strike can kill btw), and another (far less broken) Z falls to the ground.
In addition, further down Infernius successfully casts airwalk, and comes to a halt about even with Torcuil as the Z falls past them.
Unfortunately, the Zs now know that Thez has allies, and one of them breaks off formation, away from everyone.

>>8483
God, fucking damn it

>>8483
If I am in the crystal, go to Leno. If not, PURSUE THAT ONE

>>8480
GM, pls do

>>8487
>And Moses said
I must go see what this miracle is, for the bush is not burning up
>But when he approached he heard the Lord say
Moses,
GET THE WATAH NIGGA
FIAH IN THESE MOTHA FUCKIN BOOTLEG ASS FIREWORKS
SHIT

>>8483
*drags away fallen Z*

[1d20 = 12]
>>8485
I thought you were going to Lenos, so that's what I assume you'd do.
>>8488
I'm gonna go with Flame Strike on that one, cuz of all the Lawd Jesus.

>>8492
DO I GET TO LENOS

[13d6 = 46]
>tfw my tulpa is someone else's waifu
A gleaming pillar of flame strikes down from the heavens and smites one of the Z's (not the one who broke off, cuz you didn't say Xp)

[1d20 = 16]
And THAT Z may just die here in a sec

Yup, he falls to the ground in slightly melted pile of seized gears and shit.

>>8497
Oh, my bad. I thought the meme was the firework going of and setting shit on fire. You killed him,....

>>8498
Eh, what ever works

Water spells suck anyway, and Zs aren't electronic, they're magic and steampunk.

[5d20 = 64]
So with that, Thez appears to dash at one of the Z's, while actually dashing at another.

The one she appeared to dash at falls for her feint and steps back defensively, while the one she actually attacks dies in another crumbled mess. Her strength is absurd, so I don't need to even roll for it.

The one who broke off casts a communication spell. He can be heard stating (and not for the first time Xp)
TARGET EXCEEDS SQUAD COMBAT ABILITY, HAS ASSISTANCE. REASSESS AND SEND BACKUP. DEAR GOD THEY'RE KILLING US

>>8500
Hmmmmmmmmmm, I need another meme.....

Bony boi army for spooky month?
To distract not attack

The other Z concurs with the previous Z and takes flight, away from the party.

Its Tracy's move.

>>8503
Fug
I shoot another fireworks at this bastard
Is Trump's roast track an attack?

>>8508
I don't know that one

>>8509
>I meant mixtape
TRUMP
Torcuil yells
IS YOUR MIXTAPE FIRE?

>>8496
*takes body*

A million million?

>>8512
???????

>>8513
Nope. I'm looking into trump mixtapes

>>8507
*plans where to hide all this loot*

Alright, its Infernius' turn. The Z's are intent on escaping at this point.

>>8516
I'd consider that a confusion spell tbh

Meanwhile, Trump is heading to talk to Lenos correct? He's in the forge, hammering at shit.

>>8517
did he confuse them?
Can i snare them somehow?

>>8519
Confront him and ask "Why the hell did 7 flying robot centaurs of the 'realm of Mechanicus' come to attack Thez as a 'law breaker'?"