ITT: Rovio is making too many Angry Birds.
How dare you defile the logical sanctity of the Angry Birds universe with your bants.
1. Angry Birds has concise and deep meaningful plot, the pigs stealing the eggs being representative of the police stealing a nigga’s right to do what he do - the crime.
2. The angry birds themselves are themselves allegories for the nigga disciples:
The Blue bird multiplies unnecessarily.The Red Bird is a useless piece of garbage.
The Black Bird Breaks down the stone walls of oppression
The Yellow Bird symbolizes a nigga’s right to piss in an alley should he see fit.
Would come up with more, but clearly, you are not looking deeply enough into the deep social commentary of angery birbs.