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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
1169 replies and 62 files omitted.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61826
61831
>>61824
Tracy gives Brad the Goat of Traveling before he leaves.
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61827
>>61824
I suppose when one doesn't already know the guy is "the guy" its not as intuitive a connection to make. At the same time, it would have been out of character/context for it to have been more obvious, as the guy would naturally be situation to try and be as subtle as possible in their operation.
>next time
Well, this way you've gotten to see his face
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61828
61829
>>61824
One of the best uses of Intimidate is that it can be used to estimate an NPC's character level, since if you have more than 10 ranks, only high-level targets will be unaffected.

Sorry for not showing yesterday btw...
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61829
>>61828
Don't be, my own plans got railroaded
>personal boundaries intensify
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61830
>>61616
Death sounds like a really chill character. 10/10 would hang out with.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61831
61832
>>61826
Well fuck no he's not leaving then. That's a terrible sign
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61832
61833
>>61831
You don't want it?
ed/oZ
?
No.61833
61834
>>61832
No, I don't want the unambiguous meaning of "I will not be seeing you again for the indefinite future"
\r
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61834
61835
>>61833
I expected the sky to fall after everyone else go there.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61835
61840
>>61834
Tracy wouldn't know of expect that, and the purpose of splitting up was to hopefully prevent the sky from falling by being fast enough
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61836
61838 61841 61842
That Bitch is visibly shocked by what she's seen, and begins furiously typing on her ID. "What the hell is going on here?" she says finally, striding between them and opening the first door, and then one beyond it (as the first just leads to the booth the guy just occupied). Beyond the second door is a hallway with a series of doors, arranged alphabetically (as indicated by a sign on each door). At the very end is a room labelled "Miscellaneous".
"When something happens during the application process, such that the applicant isn't issued an ID," she says, glancing at Tracy, "their equipment is kept in this room, since it can't be associated in our accounting system."
Anonymous
Hgp1O
?
No.61838
61839
>>61836
Trumpaladin's faggot goes to class
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61839
>>61838
Don't worry, I'm just giving details and stimuli for later.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61840
>>61835
Last time she left him alone, he went ahead and called Fae, so she figured he needed transport.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61841
61843 61844
>>61836
Tracy's next step would be to go look at any box labeled "T. Sentry"; when we he time, that is.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61842
>>61836
"Who else has access to what's kept in this facility?" Tracy asks curiously
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61843
>>61841
*When we have the time
Sorry, mobilefagging.
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61844
61845
>>61841
She won't have to look hard, there's an entire shelf dedicated to her knives.
"Aside from the attendant, just the Administration," she says through gritted teeth.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61845
61846
>>61844
Tracy immediately inspects the self to examine her collection of blades, bearing a diligent and almost nervous expression.
She takes a few minutes to check if everything is there.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61846
61847
>>61845
*Whips out monocle, oil and cleaning cloth*
Are they all there?
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61847
61848
>>61846
Tracy has the monocle? I though Bones did,....
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61848
61849
>>61847
Not until I just decided.
It's just a mundane prop I used to imply Tracy's diligence in the school of cutlery, as she painstakingly appraises each blade and examines each one for possible damage. You know that magnifying glass thing a jeweler uses?
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61849
61850
>>61848
It doesn't matter anyway. Point is that she's looking very, very closely at each one of her beloved knives.
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61850
61853
>>61849
Just curious. As That Bitch looks around the room to assess the situation, Tracy intently analyzes the shelf. Laid out neatly on the layered shelf are her knives, beginning with her extensive selection of enchanted (c/o Thez) kunai, her ridiculous assortment of kitchen knives and blades, her trio of funky-fresh daggers (Shifter's Blade, Defense, and I forget the other one), and there gleaming on the top shelf - placed almost reverently so that GM could make a dramatic description like something out of a movie - Tracy at last is reunited with Dark and Edgy.
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61852
>>61851
You don't have to do it right now,....
Tracy Cage
XUORR
?
No.61853
61854 61863
tracy's knives.jpg
>>61850
>pic for reference
As her eyes drift towards the display, Tracy freezes for a couple moments in fascination, as a look of relief washes over her. She lets out a subtle gasp, as if a piece of her that had been missing up until this point had suddenly been restored. As she rises to her hind legs, she almost appears visibly lighter, and if anyone had been looking, they'd notice her pale sickly blue coat seemed brighter than usual, shining bright against the flow of her silvery, un-cut mane. A toothy, shark-like grin spreads across her snoot as she reaches out to grab long time her favorite stabbing-utensils: The Shitposters.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61854
61855
>>61853
Trumpaladin looks at Tracy with a hint of impatience. He says, with mild irritation in his voice:
"Are you ready to go pony? Infernius waits"
Tracy Cage
XUORR
?
No.61855
61857
>>61854
"J-just a moment..!" Tracy says, clearly distracted by the reunion of her knives
She begins to slip each blade into her knife-cozy, humming to herself as she goes.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61856
61858
Meanwhile Infernius is very much in the shit. Ever since first being rendered unconscious he has been plagued and tormented by horrible visions and terrible ideas. While he realizes to some level of his consciousness that he is not conscious, he cannot break the grip of the images he is assaulted with. Visions of dismemberment, desolation, and losses of all kinds - most particularly haunting visions of Thez - assail him continually. As his psyche begins to falter, as he begins to succumb to the sensation of endless despair that tears into him ceaselessly, a thin voice pierces his into his mind, momentarily disrupting his perpetual nightmare.
"I'nis, I'm coming! Fight!"
Tracy Cage
XUORR
?
No.61857
61871
>>61855
Tracy takes a few more minutes ensuring that all of her knives are in fact there, and makes a motion to cut her hair.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61858
61859 61861
>>61856
"F- ight? What is fight?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61859
61860
>>61858
"What you're seeing, its not real! You have to wake up!"
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61860
>>61859
"Wake?.... up? Not real?"
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61861
61862
88a.png
>>61858
*6 gorillion tiny (((hands))) grab at Infernius begin to drag him towards a deep black hole*
"Oy vey, goyim! You'll be here with us for a long time..."
keep fighting
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61862
>>61861
"REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OF KIKES!!"
*Bites, punches, kicks, gores*
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61863
61864
>>61853
Gib your saddest/most pitiful Tracy image
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61864
61865 61867
1363522590729.gif
>>61863

Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61865
waking up.jpg
>>61864

Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61866
answer2.jpg
answer1.jpg

Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61867
61869
>>61864
Is there a non animated version of this that's lighter?
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61868
I don't have the energy to flip through the whole folder rn.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61869
61870
>>61867
Not that I know of..
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61870
61872
>>61869
Eh, I can work with it. Thanks
Anonymous
o16lL
?
No.61871
61874 61882 61885
>>61857
"By all means, take your time. It's not like Infernius was my only friend or anything. It's not like we're holding anything up. Do your chores. Pick out some clothing and get your hooves done while you're at it."
Trumpaladin says that last bit with a little disgust, makes a hand gesture then crosses his arms, and looks over to the Lady
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61872
61873
brighter.png
>>61870
Try this
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61873
>>61872
Perfect
Thanks
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61874
61875
>>61871
This.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61875
61876
>>61874
Her knives are very important to her.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61876
61885
>>61875
Infernuis is her friend.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61877
61878
Infernius struggles against the phantom images that torment his unconscious mind, bolstered by sudden images of himself splattered with commie blood. Tracy is feeling whole again for the first time in months, having her broom-closet collection of knives and blades back where they belong. At the same time the airship is arriving overhead just outside Cardashil, bearing Torcuil, Stix, Snek, and of course Thez, who is perched at the bow of the ship, looking down.
"I can't teleport in, I don't know any of the surroundings. But, I can tell this much,... he's that way," she says, pointing downward. The perimeter drones continue their patrol along the rim of the wall.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61878
61879
>>61877
*thrashes in dream and trys to in game*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61879
61880
>>61878
As Infernius thrashes in the dream, he begins to lingeringly become aware of sensations. His arms and legs begin to respond to his state, and he can start to feel things all around him. He bumps and tears and punches and grabs and flings.

"Any ideas? I could get us all in with Etherealness, assuming everyone can hang on, but we'd be going in blind," Thez says to Torcuil and Stix, "and depending on what we find, we can expect to have to fight our way out," she says pulling out her staff, her folding saw, and her really ugly stick.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61880
61881 61887
>>61879
*lets out a PRIMAL Reeeeee*
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61881
61887
>>61880
*thrashes 10X as hard*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61882
61883 61890
>>61871
That Bitch puts her ear to the ID and addresses someone. "I want a full investigation! Cardashil has been infiltrated! ... No, someone totally different. ... It could very well be the ones from the museum ... I don't know, but he used a advanced spell to escape. ... Yes, do it." she finished, and turns to Trump. "I hope I can count on you to avoid commenting about this scene to anyone. Now then, you wanted a steak," she says, clearly taking no amusement from the cheeky pun.

Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61883
>>61882
"Of course. Lead the way, if you would"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61885
61886
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>61876
>>61871
"Alright, alright. I got what I came for. Let's grab our cow and go."
Tracy waits for a more accommodating time to cut her mane, and prepares for the mission to find the missing bull.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61886
61888
>>61885
"Better. And don't get your tail cut to look like a stallion.... ah whatever. Nevermind"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61887
>>61880
*bubblegum fills his mouth, and his reee-ing inflates a gigantic hot air balloon that lifts him up and haphazardly dangles him over the hellscape*
>>61881
*limbs turn into spaghetti*

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61888
61889
>>61886
Tracy doesn't pay very much attention to her tail, although it is rather poofy on its own. It's actually like Rainbow Dash's, only one color.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61889
>>61888
What a waste of trips..
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61890
>>61882
Tracy makes a zipping motion across her face indicating that her lips are sealed.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61891
61892 61893
That Bitch leads Trump and Tracy back in the direction of the gates. As she walks, she says, "I've been thinking about your offer Mr. Trump, and I think that we might be able to make a deal after all. The truth is, while Cardashil has a good relationship with the Emperor, it is the Court that is an issue to us,"
ed/oZ
?
No.61892
61894
>>61891
"I sort of got the impression when Kefka came to me that he feels much the same. How are they bothering you?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61893
61895
>>61891
Tracy follows.
Are there any other people nearby in the area?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61894
61896 61897 61898
>>61892
"Its not what they're doing, its the threat of what they could do that is the problem," she says as they arrive at the gate, keying in to activate the gate. Through the portal, Trump and Tracy can see a large set of double-doors with wide red diagonal stripes crossing the doors. Next to the door is an oversized chute, of almost the same size.

Meanwhile Thez crosses her arms over her chest. "Do we have any other options?" she then turns and looks at Torcuil, "I don't suppose you might have any spells for a situation like this?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61895
>>61893
Nope, Its just the gate, the large set of double-doors, and the chute.
ed/oZ
?
No.61896
61899
[1d20+27 = 43]
>>61894
Sense Motive Check on the Lady for the gates and the proposal
XUORR
?
No.61897
61899
[1d20+22 = 35]
>>61894
Tracy narrows her eyes at the doors.
Rolling Search to examine both the doors and chute
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61898
61899
>>61894
"I'm frankly surprised they did not take action in that period Kefka was... out of action. What might they do?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61899
61900 61903
>>61896
I get the proposal check, but the gates? You mean the double doors? That seems silly desu.
>>61897
They're flush, sealed tight (like, they don't vibrate or rattle or indicate anything but complete security.
>>61898
"Out of action? Oh I seriously doubt that. What, did you think you had killed him? I heard rumors, quite funny that," she says derisively (at the rumors, not Trump). "Your friend was taken in through there," she says pointing at the chute. "He will be difficult to find."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61900
61901
>>61899
It's to test to see if she is walking him into an incernator

Trumpaladin walks through the doors and looks around for anything that looks like human remains, or any of Infernius's belongings

"So... I'm guessing you want a member or more of the Court eliminated?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61901
61902 61903
>>61900
"Not so much. I want their presence eliminated from Cardashil."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61902
61905
>>61901
"I see. That I may be able to help you with. How would I go about doing that?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61903
61904 61905
>>61899
Tracy slowly approaches the doors, examining them further.
>>61901
*assassin ears perk*
"How many do you have on site?"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61904
61906
>>61903
"Just look for the corpse, pony"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61905
61907 61908
>>61902
She nods toward the door. "You're looking at it."
>>61903
"You'll see."

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61906
>>61904
Tracy sniffs around, looking for any traces of delicious BBQ.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61907
61908
>>61905
"They are through that door?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61908
61909
>>61905
*ears droop a bit*
"... okay.." she says, clearly not very enthusiastic about the surprise
>>61907
*walks up to doors*
*turns around*
*kicks them open with a powerful earth-pony buck*

Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61909
61910 61911
>>61908
"Hold on a sec, I'll open the door, but not until I'm clear of here," she says, stepping back toward the gate. "Normally we just use the chute for disposal, its rare that we ever open those doors, and when we do we do it remotely."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61910
>>61909
Trumpaladin waits by and watches expectantly
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61911
61912 61913
>>61909
Tracy cautiously waits around the corner.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61912
>>61911
*in stealth
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61913
61914 61916 61922 61925
>>61911
There is no corner. Its a square room with high ceilings, about 20'x20'. The double doors are central on one wall, directly opposite the gate.

Meanwhile, Thez sighs. "I guess not," she looks at Snek, Stix, and Torcuil. "Well, Snek could wrap around my torso, Stix could sit on my shoulders,... but I don't know about Torcuil."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61914
>>61913
Okay then.
In plain sight, Tracy waits to see whatever lays beyond the door.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61915
61918
Infernius, letting out a blood-curdling REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, snaps to consciousness. He's lying on the ground, in a very dark room, surrounded by wet and misshapen forms. He can hear movement all around, though not immediately.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61916
61917 61919 61920
>>61913
>The room is tiny
Good, he's not too handycapped by the fact that Fae is not there, although he wishes he had Fae
XUORR
?
No.61917
61919
[1d20+24 = 30]
>>61916
Rolling to Hide behind Brad.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61918
61921 61924
>>61915
*charges the movement*
ed/oZ
?
No.61919
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>61916
Trumpaladin pulls out Vanderiem, and replaces the Ring of fire resistance with his ring shield. He assumes a Heroic posture

>>61917
Rolling to pet small furry animal
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61920
61923
>>61916
Speaking of whom, there's a good chance that Fae noticed the airship,....
aMl60
?
No.61921
[1d20 = 17]
>>61918

Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61922
61924
>>61913
“Can the magician conjure some spell to aid us in that regard?”
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61923
>>61920
I thought of that earlier
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61924
61926 61928
>>61918
Struggling to his knees, Infernius finds that he's very weak (he's at 1 hp dude, he's only JUST regenerated enough to wake up) and not moving very well. Plus, the ground is slick with a viscous fluid I'm sure you could probably guess the nature of.
>>61922
"I sure hope so, but I don't know what all he's capable of,... aside from swarms of frogs and pillars of flame (which would not help)."
She stops for a moment and looks toward the diagonal she had indicated. "He's awake!"
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61925
61927 61929 61930 61931
>>61913
"I can cast fly you know"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61926
61930 61931
>>61924
Turns to Torc.
“Hey, you got a flying spell so you can just grab on, or can you shrink? Something like that?”
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61927
>>61925
...
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61928
61929
>>61924
As long as its not semen its fine.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61929
61932 61935 61936
>>61925
She thinks for a moment. "That could work, although we'd all have to maintain contact to phase through the structure."
>>61928
No, its definitely not semen.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61930
61931
>>61925
>>61926
H I V E M I N D
I
V
E
M
I
N
D
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61931
61933 61937
>>61925
"Don't forget the leprechauns out me arse, and killing a god in a 1hit ko."
>>61926
"Actually, I can shrink too. I've manged turning into a dragon before."
>>61930
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61932
>>61929
(He doesn't examine it) but im guessing its blood.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61933
61934 61937
>>61931
Do the leprechauns again.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61934
61935
>>61933
On everyone this time.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61935
61937 61938
>>61929
"Phase? As in 'set phasers to stun' and anyone in red dies?"
Torc activates the Ear cuff of blinking
"Or this kind of phasing?"
>>61934
Filed away for next boss fight
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61936
61937
>>61929
Alright, I guess Fae would likely fly up to the Airship
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61937
61939
>>61933
No, don't do the leprechauns
>>61931
"Hmmm, shrinking could work," she says.
>>61935
"No, like going ethereal like that one time, except this time we know where we're going," she says with just a little irritation and a side-glance.
>>61936
As they make final preparations, Fae crests the side of the airship in a dramatic <SWOOP>

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61938
>>61935
>wants to imagine the whole party flying with the force of 6 gorillion leprechauns
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61939
61940
>>61937
Should I play her now? Uh...

As she lands on the deck, she says to them, "I was not expecting all of you"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61940
61944
>>61939
"Where are the others? Infernius is in trouble, but what of Trump and Tracy?"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61942
61945
>>61941
"Excuse me?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61943
Lenos wanders up from below-deck. "You fuckers! Don't forget about me!"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61944
61947
>>61940
"Why are you here? Trumpaladin went in with Tracy and left me outside. He came back for me when the automaton guards were giving him difficulty, and he could not rely on the blue one. Infernius was not with us when we arrived. The blubbering idiot came through the roof in a great spectacle. Unsurprisingly, that got the attention of the automatons. He ordered me to charge one and destroyed it, but we were surrounded. I flew him out of the city and on to the perimeter. Trumpaladin went back in with the Blue One and told me to wait outside... I know not of the fate of the Nazi"
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61945
61946
>>61942
I miss read 'crests' as 'crashes'
...
Fuck
"NOTHING"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61946
>>61945
"That's damned right, wizard boy"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61947
61948
>>61944
"That idiot!" she curses. To Fae, "Can you sense them? You're one of his mounts, so you should have an idea where he is. Wait, can't he summon you?"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61948
61950
>>61947
"Yes he can and yes I can. And what do you want me to ask him?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61949
61952
*draws weapons, waiting for what lies behind the door*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61950
61951 61956
>>61948
Thez looks around. "I'd put Torcuil and Snek with Fae, (cuz she's bigger and can handle his size better), and I could take Stix and Lenos. If Trump summons you, you should be able to break the 4th wall or some shit since there's no direct path, and bring them with you. Meanwhile, we'll go the,... direct route."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61951
61953
>>61950
Can Tracy do that?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61952
61955
>>61949
"Alright, if you're sure you want to do this,... you'll be doing me a huge favor I should say, and there's no other way to retrieve your friend," she steps toward the gate.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61953
61960
>>61951
Its never been tried
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61955
>>61952
*is still using Brad's body to hide*
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61956
61958
>>61950
"Why? Why do they need to go in? And why are you going the 'direct route? You'll start the same mess as did Infernius. If you want to be smart, get that Drow elf and he'll help you sneak in. That's what should have been done all along. Doing what you are planning will just cause unnecessary fighting and drama"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61957
61958 61962
>>61954
"You can make your pet into a staff, can't you? Do so"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61958
61959 61960 61962
>>61956
"We don't have time, Infernius is hanging on by a thread, and he's in immediate danger."
>>61957
"Great idea. Then, Lenos and Stix with Fae, while I carry Torcuil?" she sizes him up, walks over and picks him up relatively easily. "Yeah, that'll work."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61959
61965
>>61958
"Immediate danger of what? I am not following. Do you have news?"
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61960
61961 61965
>>61958
>>61953
Am i naked?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61961
61963
>>61960
>Am i naked?
He's always naked, isn't he?

Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61962
61967
>>61957
>"Okay, Now I don't like her. I'm not your fucking pet. I'M A FAMILIAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
*sigh*
"Did you have to say pet?"
Snek begins to thrash around
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEE, MUH NAP, I'M NOT A PET."
Torc then grabs him, and he reverts to staff form.
"Enough of that."
>"I can still talk"
"Fuck"
>>61958
"GAH- wait what?"
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61963
61964 61966
>>61961
>Armor
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61964
>>61963
oh
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61965
61967 61968
As Infernius struggles to his feet and gets a better look at his surroundings, the first thing that he notices is the SMELL. Its as though he's surrounded by rotting and dessivcated corpses. Upon inspection however, he finds that he IS surrounded by rotting and dessicated corpses. Hundreds, maybe thousands of them, piled unceremoniously around him.
>>61960
No more than usual, he would have been carted off without doing anything with his stuff.
>>61959
"I don't know, I just know his emotional state. Wait a minute,..."
>>61960
"What's your situation?!" Somehow, her alarm carries through.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61966
61968
>>61963
check the corpses for loot
ed/oZ
?
No.61967
>>61962
Fae gives Torcuil a bit of an odd look as she watches him talk to himself

>>61965
"That one is always in a state of anxiety or longing. yes, I'm sure he's been captured or whatever. But why go in directly and summon those bots to attack us? I barely got out earlier and they pursued us with reinforcements"
\r
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61968
61969
>>61966
I was pls lightsaber
>>61965
"Ugh me head. Thez is that you?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61969
61970
>>61968
>expects to find a lightsabre e_e
Any useful debris will be buried in a pile of filth and gore. Besides, as he attempts to locate something useful, a number of forms climb over the top of the mounds of gore surrounding him.

Its ironic, because this scene is very much inspired by Repo
"Yes! We're outside, we're coming after you! Hang tight! Are you okay?"

Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61970
61971
>>61969
"Uh me have company"
*assumes fight stance*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61971
61972 61973
>>61970
Thez looks back to the group (I figure that when 'linking' that they might look away for a sec). "No time! He's got company!" She sets Torcuil around her shoulders and back (piggy back). "I'm,... well we're going!"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61972
>>61971
"Ugh.... Dumbass"

Fae warns Trumpaladin of the impending shitstorm, and has him Call her
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61973
>>61971
I though Fae was going to take the lighter Torcuil and Stix while Thez got the less friendly Lenos?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61975
>>61974
He said he would though? Whatever. Someone needs to keep Lenos from fucking everything up though
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61977
61978
>>61976
As Thez and Torcuil fly unerringly toward a target she can only sense, Fae communes with Trump, who activates his Paladin-mount summons. With most of the party streaking toward Infernius one way or another, and as the massive double-doors begin to HISSS and crack open slowly, several of the strange forms leap at Infernius.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61978
>>61977
"Reeeeeeee"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61979
61981
As Thez and Torcuil (and Snek in staff form) nearly splat against the ground, she activates Etherealness and they <wink> into the Ethereal plane and pass harmlessly through the ground. As they continue, various flashes of rooms and structures greet their eyes, too fast to really see the images going by.

Fae however, compelled by Trump's summon, feels something pulling her toward her. A crackling occurs in the air before her, and after a few moments, she fells pulled through some sort of membrane, and arrives in the room with Trump and Tracy, just as the giant double-doors finish opening with a thunderous sound.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61980
61983
*toward him
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61981
>>61979
[gasps internally]
*maintains stealth*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61982
61983 61984 61990
And that is where we will leave it for the time being. Players have a chance to make momentary adjustments and readiness moves, but its about to get real
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61983
>>61980
>>61982
Tracy uses whatever warm bodies that are in front of her to hide, hoping to get a good Sneak Attack, should combat ensure.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61984
61985 61986
>>61982
Uh, activation of Earcuff of blinking and Shield bracer if possible.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.61985
61987
>>61984
Earcuff doesn't function when already ethereal, and the shield bracer is techincally always active
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61986
>>61984
Tracy activates her Ring of Spell Turning
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61987
61988
>>61985
Oh...

*mumbled cussing about "well you know, fuck my plans"*

Uh, who want's Bull's Strength?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61988
61989
>>61987
Tracy could use some Cat's Grace, or Greater Invisibility.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61989
61997
>>61988
Best I can do is normal Invisibility
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61990
61991 61992
>>61982
Fae Bucks off Lenos, and maybe Stix. I am not sure. He's generally more amiable so she may let him ride her.

I'm feeling super fucking salty right you, so if you all could just be a but light
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61991
>>61990
At the command of her deputy-master, she comes within arms length of Trumpaladin and stands next to him
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61992
61993 61994
>>61990
I’m confused. Am I thrown off or not? I think it will change a bit of what happens depending on that. Do I roll to determine?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61993
61994
>>61992
I think he/she means that upon arrival, Fae dismounts her riders, not a flinging off sort of situation.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61994
61995 61996
>>61992
If you had been present earlier there should have been dialogue where Stix first meets Fae and talks to her, then gets on her back. I don't think you need to determine anything now, because the fighting will not be for a very long time

>>61993
you hush
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61995
61996
>>61994
There's time for dialogue and introductions if you want
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61996
61998 62001
>>61994
Sorry for not being here...
>>61995
How do I even begin?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61997
61999
>>61989
How about Blur?
I could use some cheap Sneak Attacks (aren't they all).
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.61998
62001
>>61996
I'd go with "thanks for the ride, we haven't been introduced"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61999
62002
>>61997
You know we're about to fight undead right?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62000
62003 62004
My experiences with mlpol.jpg
I hate all of you
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62001
62003
>>61998
>>61996
It would have been better on the ship
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62002
62005
>>61999
No, I don't know that, and neither would Tracy.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62003
>>62000
Kekd and checked
>>62001
Oh, but you'd miss out on all the fun
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62004
>>62000
Same here
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62005
1516490639829-0.jpg
>>62002
Fucking Kefka and his shitty sense of taste..!
*unintelligible grumbles about no live targets to murder*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62010
62011
>>62007
>>62008
>>62006
wut?
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62011
62012 62013 62014
>>62010
Well... I guess I don’t speak with Fae as my post just got suicided
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62012
62015
>>62011
I'm going to assume you meant that remark for Fae

"Can you understand me, pack horse?"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62013
>>62011
Never mind... I’m stupid, wrong number
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62014
>>62011
Fae does an alignment check on Stix
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62015
62016
>>62012
“I meant no offense, I just can’t tell what creatures talk here. I’m Stix. Nice to meet you.”
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62016
62017 62018
>>62015
for a second, Fae is silent. Seriously, what is Stix Alignment? She has a spell that can discern it
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62017
>>62016
Maybe she can't tell because Stix isn't sure.
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62018
62019 62020 62024 62028
>>62016
I forgot to make one. Sorry. I would guess Neutral Good or Lawful Good... I’m leaning to neutral good because of Stix’ working outside the law in his story
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62019
62020 62027 62028
>>62018
Neutral or Chaotic Good is pretty standard for rangers
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62020
62021 62022 62023
>>62019
>>62018
Join the chaotic neutral Master race
Signed, Torc and Mr. Snek
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62021
62023
>>62020
Checked. This is likely a sign to make that journey later in the story
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62022
>>62020
I started out as Chaotic neutral.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62023
>>62020
>>62021
I guess you could say this advice is...
>Puts on sunglasses
20/20

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62024
62025
>>62018
Fae stands before Stix, looking sort of like a guilded and scaled Dire lioness, with a few facial features and the teeth of a Dragon, and the wings as well, which stand up somewhat from her back as they do not seem to have folded neatly. She takes a step forward, bows her head a bit, and seems to blush - as best as a scaled creature could.

"Nice to meet you stix! Forgive my rudeness... to be ordered around by those not in the church can be a bit frustrating... Allow me to Introduce myself. I am the Priest of Football, American, and Elway. You may call me Fae. I come from Remoth's travelling band of felines known as the Guardinal Brigade. It is my duty to spread the truth and goodness of Football across all dimensions. I have been assigned to be the mount of this one here (pointing towards Trumpaladin with a claw) and to work in this world.

I take it that I am still the only volunteer, and you awoke in the rooms?"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62025
62033
>>62024
“Yes. I woke up in that tower. I only heard a brief mention of this Football before. I would like to hear about it sometime, but I’m guessing we have more pressing issues. I came here with a few other friends to rescue someone.”
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62026
Tracy uses Detect Good, to see if Infernius might be on a nearby floor.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62027
62029 62031
>>62019
Can you describe the things on me?
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62028
>>62018
>>62019
Chaotic good masterace
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62029
62030 62034 62049
>>62027
They're not on him yet, its a "To be continued" freeze frame
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62030
62032
>>62029
>Sick bass rift
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62031
>>62027
Better run, dude. You're 1 hp without a Divine Focus.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62032
>>62030
Bow da dow dow dow dow da dow (buddleduddledoo) Bow da dow dow dow dow da dow
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62033
62037
>>62025
Fae has an excited look on her face

"Yes yes yes, the cleric of a competing religion got himself captured, and my deputy-commander insists we must go resuce him because he's "our greatest ally," so we have to fight through hordes of undead to get him. This has happened before, nothing new. Anyways, I have so much to tell you about Football! No no, show you! You simply must come to a game sometime!"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62034
62035 62036
>>62029
*strikes a cool rogue-tier pose for freeze-frame*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62035
>>62034
Thez and Torcuil are still in Ethereal free-fall
ed/oZ
?
No.62036
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>62034
Rolling to Boop