This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
None
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Some people think that potatoes are too starchy for the Denver Broncos, but not me, no siree bob. When I was just a small potato, I would occasionally salt myself and become that entity known to The French as Le Pomme de Terre, and I would cause the cholesterol of my enemies to rise through the buttery menace of my potato hide.
>>60532
If sex "doesn't count" just because you eat your lover afterwards, then several insect species shouldn't be able to reproduce
If sex "doesn't count" just because you eat your lover afterwards, then several insect species shouldn't be able to reproduce
>>60539
I was shitposting; It would count, if it weren't just another married female masturbating with non-living household vegetables.
I was shitposting; It would count, if it weren't just another married female masturbating with non-living household vegetables.
*eats a whole raw potato*
>>60548
If the discord online status is to be trusted, he is currently idle. I guess he is busy at the moment.
If the discord online status is to be trusted, he is currently idle. I guess he is busy at the moment.
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>>60551
Poisons are such a badass way to painfully kill/incapacitate your enemy.
I'm glad assassins and Blackguards are proficient in poison use.
Poisons are such a badass way to painfully kill/incapacitate your enemy.
I'm glad assassins and Blackguards are proficient in poison use.
>probably has ~2-3 hours before passing out
So, what is Tracy able to see from her position?
So, what is Tracy able to see from her position?
Alright! Well my day was absolute shit! But enough about that! Aside from raping potatoes, where are we at?
>>60592
>>60593
No worries, with any luck it will play out reasonably
>>60594
Rly?
>>60591
That Bitch is still in a small groups, alternating between giving instructions to the ppl there, and giving instructions into her phone. Something about
Not subtle enough to be those invaders, but still a pain in the ass," have I mentioned she has a huge ass?
>>60593
No worries, with any luck it will play out reasonably
>>60594
Rly?
>>60591
That Bitch is still in a small groups, alternating between giving instructions to the ppl there, and giving instructions into her phone. Something about
Not subtle enough to be those invaders, but still a pain in the ass," have I mentioned she has a huge ass?
>>60590
Sorry to hear that GM.
Torc is currently deciding if he should ask Death to come with him to see the trebuchets
Sorry to hear that GM.
Torc is currently deciding if he should ask Death to come with him to see the trebuchets
Trumpaladin renters on Fae, making use of the fact that Fae is a hell of a lot faster than the bots to evade them - or at least, to evade masses of the bots attacking at once.
He was supposed to meet up with Infernius and Tracy so they could all get IDs and not have to constantly worry about the bots, but nooooooooo, we can't have that now, can we?
He was supposed to meet up with Infernius and Tracy so they could all get IDs and not have to constantly worry about the bots, but nooooooooo, we can't have that now, can we?
>>60602
He was supposed to meet Tracy on the other side but we have to replay Saturday and now you want to do something else that will result in That Bitch getting away anyways
He was supposed to meet Tracy on the other side but we have to replay Saturday and now you want to do something else that will result in That Bitch getting away anyways
>>60606
>no athleticism
Tracy takes note of this, judging to see how easily she'd go down if she wanted to dispose of her.
>no athleticism
Tracy takes note of this, judging to see how easily she'd go down if she wanted to dispose of her.
>>60620
He has a round or many rounds before they form a ring. He has just refused to specify "I fly away" for some reason
He has a round or many rounds before they form a ring. He has just refused to specify "I fly away" for some reason
[14d8 = 57]
>>60620
Yes
And speaking of crispy-fried Infernius, he still (cuz this is the point that the game was stopped) is taking damage from 2 1/2 breath weapons.
It hurt last time, but we'll re-roll for keks
>>60620
Yes
And speaking of crispy-fried Infernius, he still (cuz this is the point that the game was stopped) is taking damage from 2 1/2 breath weapons.
It hurt last time, but we'll re-roll for keks
He had a round before Trump. He could have fled before Trump fled
>>60625
You know Cardishil is enormous, right? It'd take several rounds to get back to the hole from the plaza.
You know Cardishil is enormous, right? It'd take several rounds to get back to the hole from the plaza.
>>60627
I don't fucking care. Cardishore can be how ever the fuck large it wants to be, Infernius has a flying mount that can move a hell of a lot faster than any of these, and he's higher in the order of initiative
I don't fucking care. Cardishore can be how ever the fuck large it wants to be, Infernius has a flying mount that can move a hell of a lot faster than any of these, and he's higher in the order of initiative
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