This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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>>60428So, he's riding Fae and running towards the hole?
Hey, could we use certain potions as splash weapons? Like a potion of Cloudkill as a gas grenade?
>>60433Don't you boop my pony. I'll boop you!
>>60438Dont you boop my waifu, ill boop you faggot.
>>60439*wants to play now, but is patient*
>>60440Nigger you've got the biggest, most boopable nose of all. You'd best be careful...
>>60431I haven't mentioned it anywhere but on the
discord, but Tracy hasn't cut her mane once since she lost her favorite knives.
>>60447>TracityDon't make me shoop, color gradients are my weakness ~_~
[4d20 = 29]>>60451"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
>>60453>1So booped. Not even the first roll, but booped
>>60452>realizes is playing a long-haired, pregnant, traditionally-married, non-promiscuous Tracy Cage now>haven't even murdered anyone in a whileI've abused this OC quite a bit over these past 7 months...
Does booping provoke a boop of opportunity?
[3d20 = 36]>>60453"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>60455Youve made tracy cage your own.
[1d20 = 7]
Rolling to boop Death
>>60458
[pent-up serial killer noises]
"What does a mare need to do to find some enemies who actually bleed..!" She says under her breath, weighing the cost of blowing her cover with the thrill of stabbing one of these drama queens
[1d30 = 23]>>60459>is booped"Come on now old son," she chides
Just kill a fucking robot
>>60464Robots don't bleed.
It's not even murder, just destruction of property.
>>60452>is a fucking dykeHow much control over her hair does he have?
>>60465You've had a hell of a lot of chances for ogres and shut that you explicitly passed up, so be patient
>>60467>explicitly passed upIn that moment, ensuring the safety of her angels was more important to her than stabbing strangers.
>tfw discord has crashed and refused to come back online
Poor timing too. You guys are going to have to be patient with me until I can get it fixed
>>60470Im having a problem as well might be a server issue.
>>60476>>60470I did too.
Never really liked using it anyway tho.
>>60473Can you tell me what it means?
>>60476Same here
>>60478Idk, but it sounds like an old proverb of some sort.
>>60462>RIP in peace Torc>>60480Snek is laughing his off in the corner
So, are Brad/Fae outside the dome?
Trumpaladin would boop, pet, or hug a pony...
IF HE HAD ONE!
>>60483Fucking running back inside
>>60484*changes into male dirt pony*
>>60483Yes, Brad is currently just outside of the wall. about 5- yards, hes seen by both drones and spectators. He's shiny, so most eyes r on him
>>60487He's still an ostrich. Although Fae is shiny.
Tracy tries to get closer to That Bitch, while observing Infernius's situation.
>>60493
Ok just making sure.
>>60491..unless he's in the air, in which case she advances towards the gates.
>>60499I thought they were escaping?
Anyway, she's only moving towards the gates, not entering them.
>>60500He's reentering. It was supposed to be the plan from last Saturday, but that isn't happening, so he'll fight through them I guess
>>60501Alright.
We'll get to that when the players are present then.
I stayed up way too late last night.. I'm already falling asleep..
>>60504Oh no. Think you can set an alarm so you can join later tonight?
>>60504Sleep now. I won't be available until later anyways
>>60505>>60506I'm on meds that prevent me from sleeping during the day..
I'll just tough it out.
*Get's drunk and wanders through the streets yelling*
"I think this disguise is having some kind of effect on me.."
>>60508Reeeeeeee fetal alcohol syndrome
>>60510[tipsy leprechaun noises]
*hic* "What the f-fuck is wrong with me..?"
>>60513Are you drawn to local taverns and get in bar fights?
>>60514Yes.
*instinctively waves fists in front of herself*
>>60517Where the fuck did the "up" go?
Anyway, GM is there anything in the area of entertainment around the port?
>>60518Tracy juggles and does flips in the streets sometimes.
>>60522You feel a craving for a certain cereal...
[1d20+21 = 28]>>60523Search check, to find lucky charms.
>>60524*drinks a bottle of absinthe*
>>60526*eats a different potato*
>>60528She ate him. It doesn't count.
>>60529*starves to death because no potato*
>>60531Dammit. I can't top that.
>>60532Sprinkle lucky charms over his grave