This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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I hope Tracy levels up before I run out of parodies of this painting...
>>60320I might just post sequels to the series from now on
>>60316Is everyone free tonight?
>>60316Is That Bitch still visible, or did she leave already?
>>60327That depends. Is Tracy going to make like she's actually an innocent bystander (cuz everyone here is disarmed,... remember?) and maybe do some eavesdropping while offering tactical information to Trump via empathic link and think of a workable resolution, or is she just going to stab her?
>>60328Tbh, I just originally wanted to stab/shoot a high-ranking target because bloodlust.At the moment, she's in stealth/theft/eavesdropping mode; she'll stay in that mode until further due, gathering any information/keys she can find, remaining opportunistic and communicated as need be.
>>60330In that case, she can still see That Bitch. She's in a small group, talking animatedly to them and into her phone.
And with that, I'm out
>>60331e_e
>inb4 >>60333Trips confirm what Infernius does when he wakes up after dying
[1d10000 = 6564]
I thought GM might like this chart...
>>60337Who did you cast that on?
>>60339>Target reacts violently to elves who know his nameThe only elf around is Thez, m8..
F
I got a 4967 in the discord when they showed it to me.
>>60347Stix has bad luck doesn’t he?
>>60351If you had to slowly be consumed by fire and slowly watch yourself die, then wake up afterwards to constantly be reminded of it, maybe.. just maybe... you would be scared of it too...
>>60352But Tracy s afraid of fire as well. Like a bitch
>>60354Her want overrides her bitchiness.
>>60316>>60316>>60366Gotta hold out a little longer.
>>60365>>60366kek
>>60337Thats the new sourcebook for the rod(s) of random
>>60369Long enough.
Death wanders into the tower, wearing her grim-reaper cloak as a hoodie.
>>60379I think it was for you, but ants stole it.
>>60378I still hold the record for cucking, anon
>>60381"Tied, anon." Thez challenges
>>60382Trumpaladin looks at Thez. He thinks of replying "oh really now?" But he figures no good will come of it, so he stays silent
>>60383 "How many points do other players count for?" Thez wonders aloud.
>>60369You have to be fucking shitting me
Told ya it would happen
>>60370Oh that's cute, please excuse me as I look for some insulin
>>60374>someone has a rare Tracy that I don'tREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60376I made this image a while ago, but I never posted it..
>>60392I didn't post it because I thought it'd be mistaken for a cuck joke.
It's not cuckolding; it's just a very weird position to be in...
>>60393It's pretty badass that Torc get's to talk to Death casually, let alone fug her.
He'd make for a great necRomancer.
>>60395I see what you did there.
>>60395NecRomancer memes because bored.
>>60397Speaking of board... we are back on the overboard. Sorry all!
>>60395Actually seems like the most legitimate prereq for the lichloved perk.
>>6039510/10 will learn necromancy spells now
*drinks third glass of black tea*
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So, how's the cardashil mission going?
>>60405I'm ready to resume
Role call for Infernius and Brad.
>>60406Um.... here, but there's sort of something going on and I hopefully will be out most of the day
>>60407Your character fled Cardashil, right?
>>60408I think so? It would be what happened last saturday
>>60411>>60405What is this?
>>60409Did he get away safely, or was he still in the process of escape?
>>60412My best guess is that he'd be flying out through the top (in the alternative, just running on the ground) so I think in the process of escape
>>60412He fully escaped the city, is an indeterminate distance away from the city, still in sight of the "hole" area as well as the ring of flybots along the wall.
>>60415By the "city" do you mean the entire dome?
Also, what's That Bitch doing?
>>60417May as well initiate communications
>"PONY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU" >>60418"I'm still in the plaza."
>>60420"I'm disguised as a leprechaun. I was hiding, until the bull made his grand entrance."
>>60415Well, he can't run off. Run for the hole
>>60426Are they running or flying?
>>60427Trumpaladin? He'll be running now