Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52550
"I thought we could practice some Spirited Charges while I worked on my mobility."
*Boops button or whatever makes the holodeck tick to create virtual moving targets (what do you wanna charge?)*
*Pulls Lance out of bag*
"As soon as I blow my breath, stab them hard with your stick."
"I thought we could practice some Spirited Charges while I worked on my mobility."
*Boops button or whatever makes the holodeck tick to create virtual moving targets (what do you wanna charge?)*
*Pulls Lance out of bag*
"As soon as I blow my breath, stab them hard with your stick."
>>52564
>What do I want to charge
Damn that's a difficult question
"Ooh, I know, DRAGONS!"
*Raises lance heroically*
>What do I want to charge
Damn that's a difficult question
"Ooh, I know, DRAGONS!"
*Raises lance heroically*
>>52565
How big?
*Kicks soil*
This can count as training for Mounted Combat or another Fighter feat, if done regularly.
How big?
*Kicks soil*
This can count as training for Mounted Combat or another Fighter feat, if done regularly.
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>>52571
Just to figure out how the training room works, how big is the holodeck? Can she make a Run action inside of it?
*Prepares for charge*
Just to figure out how the training room works, how big is the holodeck? Can she make a Run action inside of it?
*Prepares for charge*
>>52580
"Suspect is a young adult black male suspected of robbing a trade caravan...
"We've got a positive ID on him"
*prepares lance*
"Suspect is a young adult black male suspected of robbing a trade caravan...
"We've got a positive ID on him"
*prepares lance*
>>52573
If Trump has seriously been drinking 3 cups a day, he's got a LOT of stacked effects ^_~
>>52571
>levels
True, but Bard will augment arcane spellcasting.
As far as level loss, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be silly to lose more than one level per "session" (meaning, -1 level at the end of the temple). Outside of a dramatic magical effect, it seems that any more at the same time would cause further consequences. Now the rules for level loss (as though it WERE a magical effect) would put the character at 1/2 way to their next level. So, if Thez lost 1 level of Fighter, she would be 47th level, 1/2 way toward 48th.
This capacity would also lend its self toward a more gradual replacement of levels, rather than "cutting a hand off and waiting for it to grow back", metaphorically speaking.
>>52577
Have you seen Star Trek TNG? Not only is the room huge, but don't think about it too much, but it can replicate an environment of virtually unlimited size.
>>52581
<whooooof> Aaaaaand, she's back on top of him. "Still with my hands tied. This is too easy. Hey! I can talk again!" she looks at Tracy. "You saved the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes?"
If Trump has seriously been drinking 3 cups a day, he's got a LOT of stacked effects ^_~
>>52571
>levels
True, but Bard will augment arcane spellcasting.
As far as level loss, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be silly to lose more than one level per "session" (meaning, -1 level at the end of the temple). Outside of a dramatic magical effect, it seems that any more at the same time would cause further consequences. Now the rules for level loss (as though it WERE a magical effect) would put the character at 1/2 way to their next level. So, if Thez lost 1 level of Fighter, she would be 47th level, 1/2 way toward 48th.
This capacity would also lend its self toward a more gradual replacement of levels, rather than "cutting a hand off and waiting for it to grow back", metaphorically speaking.
>>52577
Have you seen Star Trek TNG? Not only is the room huge, but don't think about it too much, but it can replicate an environment of virtually unlimited size.
>>52581
<whooooof> Aaaaaand, she's back on top of him. "Still with my hands tied. This is too easy. Hey! I can talk again!" she looks at Tracy. "You saved the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes?"
>>52584
We'll just assume he's developed an immunity then, cuz otherwise he's have to betray everyone, lie, speak gibberish, and all the other consequences pretty often.
We'll just assume he's developed an immunity then, cuz otherwise he's have to betray everyone, lie, speak gibberish, and all the other consequences pretty often.
>>52589
A wave of giggles, and the next question he answers must be a lie. The timing, is unfortunate.
"Can you make a permanent shadow-armor augment with those?" Thez asks, nodding toward the dread-wraith-bits.
A wave of giggles, and the next question he answers must be a lie. The timing, is unfortunate.
"Can you make a permanent shadow-armor augment with those?" Thez asks, nodding toward the dread-wraith-bits.
[1d20 = 19]
*charges with a ride-by attack, smoke momentarily blinding the subject*
"Now!"
*Hits with her own lance (meant to mention that) with an ebin Sneak Attack*
*charges with a ride-by attack, smoke momentarily blinding the subject*
"Now!"
*Hits with her own lance (meant to mention that) with an ebin Sneak Attack*
That's interesting, Black Dragons have 10 Dexterity their entire lives.
>>52598
Should've been enough to hit.
Now to figure out the Damage
A medium Lance is a 1d8 weapon, and does triple damage in a spirited charge, then there's the 10d6 Sneak Attack damage because the smoke concealed the Lance's...
Not entirely read-up on damage rolls..
>>52598
Should've been enough to hit.
Now to figure out the Damage
A medium Lance is a 1d8 weapon, and does triple damage in a spirited charge, then there's the 10d6 Sneak Attack damage because the smoke concealed the Lance's...
Not entirely read-up on damage rolls..
>forgot to power attack
>>52621
"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
"I recommend Slovenia, Felicia is too delicate, and she's already been killed."
>>52624
Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
>>52624
Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
>>52627
*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"
>>52629
You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack
*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*
>>52628
"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"
>>52629
You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack
*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*
>>52628
"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
*eyes narrow for a bit*
>>52631
"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
Torc massages his jaw a bit while muttering "that was weird, Thez I meant to say yes..."
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
>>52649
"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
>>52650
"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
>>52651
<whoooooof>
"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
<whoooooof>
"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
Torc looks around a bit
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
>>52656
"There there horsey, it's okay"
I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy
"There there horsey, it's okay"
I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy
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