Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52550"I thought we could practice some Spirited Charges while I worked on my mobility."
*Boops button or whatever makes the holodeck tick to create virtual moving targets (what do you wanna charge?)*
*Pulls Lance out of bag*
"As soon as I blow my breath, stab them hard with your stick."
>>52564>What do I want to chargeDamn that's a difficult question
"Ooh, I know, DRAGONS!"
*Raises lance heroically*
>>52563*Cuddles and then witholdes sex*
Muwahahaha betrayl
>>52558Actually, skills are determined by overall level iirc
>>52559"Are you drunk?"
>>52557>>52560What's the difference between levels in bard and these posts?
I aksed for the levels in Bard
>>52566<whooooof>Hands still tied, but now she's sitting triumphantly on top of him.
>>52568Nods toward Bones, who has a carafe of Covfefe.
>>52566SO EVIL!
>>52567"let's start small...
Young adult, Black"
>>52568The Theurge levels effectively give you high level sorcer levels, but but will start very small and will take many levels to mean anything
>>52570Tracy smiles slightly, glad she bought the old skeleton home.
>>52570"I should probably try to drink less than three cups a day"
>>52573"Uh, how many cups of that stuff have you had in the past few days..?"
[1d100 = 60]>>52571>thinks for a secondActually, I will keep those 2 levels
And get those level 3 bardic spells>>52570Ah what the hell, Torc takes a cup and chugs
>>52574"Over the past few months... quite a few"
>>52571Just to figure out how the training room works, how big is the holodeck? Can she make a Run action inside of it?
*Prepares for charge*
>>52576".... How many of Mr. Bones's recipe..?"
>>52577It would probably be very easy to be held in place and have the appearance of running
"Be careful though pony, they are faster than you.
Don't let these fuckers get away.
Not again."
>>52578"Oh I don't trust others to prepare my beverages"
>>52579"That's fine then."
>Faster"Only by slightly, and not when I'm running."
*Begins Run action."
>>52569*picks up thez and spins her upside down*
>>52580"Suspect is a young adult black male suspected of robbing a trade caravan...
"We've got a positive ID on him"
*prepares lance*
>>52573If Trump has seriously been drinking 3 cups a day, he's got a LOT of stacked effects ^_~
>>52571>levelsTrue, but Bard will augment arcane spellcasting.
As far as level loss, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be silly to lose more than one level per "session" (meaning, -1 level at the end of the temple). Outside of a dramatic magical effect, it seems that any more at the same time would cause further consequences. Now the rules for level loss (as though it WERE a magical effect) would put the character at 1/2 way to their next level. So, if Thez lost 1 level of Fighter, she would be 47th level, 1/2 way toward 48th.
This capacity would also lend its self toward a more gradual replacement of levels, rather than "cutting a hand off and waiting for it to grow back", metaphorically speaking.
>>52577Have you seen Star Trek TNG? Not only is the room huge, but don't think about it too much, but it can replicate an environment of virtually unlimited size.
>>52581<whooooof> Aaaaaand, she's back on top of him. "Still with my hands tied. This is too easy. Hey! I can talk again!" she looks at Tracy. "You saved the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes?" [Read more] >>52583His normal behavior is like that though
>>52584We'll just assume he's developed an immunity then, cuz otherwise he's have to betray everyone, lie, speak gibberish, and all the other consequences pretty often.
>>52583>the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes"Um, I think so."
*Forks over hypothetical loot*
>>52585>That isn't what he's been doing these past three monthsUh... yeah, let's go with that
>>52582*Charges at full speed, projecting her cone of smoke*
>>52589A wave of giggles, and the next question he answers must be a lie. The timing, is unfortunate.
"Can you make a permanent shadow-armor augment with those?" Thez asks, nodding toward the dread-wraith-bits.
>>52590"FREEZE!"
*suspect does not freeze*
[1d20 = 19]
*charges with a ride-by attack, smoke momentarily blinding the subject*
"Now!"
*Hits with her own lance (meant to mention that) with an ebin Sneak Attack*
>>52593*lances fleeing suspect defensively*
>>52595Roll your attack
I wanna see how much hypothetical damage
*Drinks more covfefe*
*fugs thez*
That's interesting, Black Dragons have 10 Dexterity their entire lives.
>>52598Should've been enough to hit.
Now to figure out the Damage
A medium Lance is a 1d8 weapon, and does triple damage in a spirited charge, then there's the 10d6 Sneak Attack damage because the smoke concealed the Lance's...
Not entirely read-up on damage rolls..
>>52597Dragons have damage resistance though, so the first 5 points when using a lance won't count
>>52601GM should definitely nerf the smoke thing. Giving a Cauchemar 17 levels in rogue is not appropriate for a game less than level 30
>>52596"No. I thought,... oh well."
>>52599She's still sitting on top of him, playing a game of letting him get the upper hand and then <whooof>
>>52606He remembers when she did the same to him
>>52602*Nuzzles*
"Splendid charge, Flashy."
>>52608"He reached for my gun. You saw that right?"
>>52583How much would it benefit Tracy's progression to shed 3 levels now?
>>52609"Yes, of course dear."
*Nuzzling intensifies*
>>52603Can Torc tell the truth now?
>>52607Different kind of sitting on, this is more of a spiteful king of the hill scenario (Infernius being the hill)
>>52613Yes
>>52610You just want me to do a shit-ton of math. Xp
>>52615*Licks all over face, swaying her hips*
>>52617"Do you want something, horsey?"
>>52618"......... I want you!" *Giggles*
>>52619"Uh, okay?"
*lays down to hug horsey*
>>52616>>52607"Thez me tired of trump saying you two fugged, me gonna go rape one of his ponies."
>>52621"You nigger I wasn't bragging I was angry"
>>52621"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
[1d20 = 18]>>52620*is hugged*
"Lip quivers."
>>52621Kunai to the spinal cord.
Hope he wasn't facing away from her.
>>52623"Stop him before we get another fight and more drama"
>>52624KEK
*kisses horsey*
"I recommend Slovenia, Felicia is too delicate, and she's already been killed."
>>52624Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
>>52626>Slovenia, Felicia"Wait, what do they have to do with this?"
>>52628Learn to read you nigger.
>>52630She's notr entirely aware of the fact that Brad has been trying to fug unicorns.
>>52627*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"
>>52629You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack
*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*
>>52628"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
[Read more] >>52631That project has been mostly abandoned since the engagement
>>52631"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
[1d10 = 3][9d6 = 39]>>52632>attackingYeah, cuz that's what he was thinking
>>52635I'm not sure Infernius witnessed any of that,....
>>52635[alarmed hoers noises]
"W-w-wait, wat?! Th-that can't be..."
>>52635"She fucked
me! I didn't want it to happen!"
Damn, that took off 1/3 of Infernius' hp
>>52638"This is true, I was teaching him to >rape
you."
[nervous, confused hoers noises]
*blows long streams of smoke*
>>52638"Me no believe you.why you keep bringing it up? To make me sad and angry?"
>>52641"No, I just wanted to show Thez I was still angry"
>>52640*Pets horse to calm her*
"It's okay horsey"
>>52637"He want felica and Slovenia and thez and you. And it make me mad."
>>52643"No damn it I don't want Thez. I don't want an elf-dwarf"
>>52642"Hmph"
*betrayed Minotuar noises*
>>52645"That's..................."
*refrains from finishing sentence*
>>52646"No, Infernius, I never wanted to hurt you!"
Torc massages his jaw a bit while muttering "that was weird, Thez I meant to say yes..."
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
>>52642*whinnies nervously, a racehorse at the starting gate*
".. Y-you wouldn't do something like that; would you, Flashy?"
>>52643".. Hahaha.. HAHAHAHAHA,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *gasps* haha, that wouldn't happen."
>>52649"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
>>52647"Well you both did."
"Me need a drink!"
*walks towards the exit."
>>52649"Thats what behind the curtain."
>>52650"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
>>52651"Infernius! Come back I'm sorry!"
>>52655*Lays head on shoulder, taking in his Scent*
>>52651<whoooooof>"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
Torc looks around a bit
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
>>52656"There there horsey, it's okay"
I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy >>52659Like peach rings and sweat (training)
She's well familiar with it, could detect him from 30-60 ft away.