Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1730 replies and 190 files omitted.
>>52461Poor derpy, i still love her.
>>52460But Derpy is literally right in the middle
>>52464REEEEEEEEE FUCKING KIKE IN HASBRO!!
>>52465It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
>>52471Post your character sheet
>>52473I don't have it with me. I've been using my phone for days now.
>looking through old and stale bread
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
>>52478If you find my .txt pls post it.
>>52481Hey did you watch hellstorm?
>>52483I haven't. Meaning to watch it today.
>>52485Do you know about the bombing of Dresden?
>>52486More or less. Would love to learn more details though.
>>52487You will learn alot from watching it.
I just realized Tracy can't wear the Cloak of Charisma and the Robe of Scintillating colors at the same time...
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
>>52489The robe is better.
I originally had her make the cloak for Trumpaladin anyway.
Tracy feeds her birds, and works on her maces.
>>52493Infernuis trains in the holodeck to get cleave.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
H.6'7
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 18
hp 135
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly". "burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition,
Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) , belt +5 str gloves of sparking 8 grenades ring of protection +1 ac
cleric domains
natsoc (hitler)
animal
Good
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
14 spellcraft
4 intimidation
2 tracking
4 handle animal
[Read more] >>52495Are the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might basically an artifact version of Bracers of Relentless might, minus the Con bonus?
Also, what class do you get those Psi Powers from?
>>52494Screw the maces.
Tracy trains with Infernius for Mobility.
Acrobatic performances should count as Mobility Training. >>52496Im not sure, but i think so.
>what classPsion
>>52498>PsionHow many levels do you have in that? What school?
>>52500I dipped 1 level into it.
>schoolTelepathy
>>52501Yes she is.
>>52502You're only a 16th lvl Cleric? Which class are you going to advance in?
>she isUndeniably.
>>52503Hey can you help me out here? The pixlr app doesn't want to co-operate.
>>52483I had shit to do last night, so no.
But I'm gonna watch it tonight
>>52478Also, I've decided to keep my first set of stats. They only changed cause someone had to add their two cents and said Torc's Wis and Str should be higher[/i]>>52495I still think one of the domains should be "the arts" or "culture"
>>52504Have you ever used any of those Powers? I can't recall.
>>52495Handle Animal is a trained-only skill. Clerics don't get it.
Also, feed/hug your doggo before he turns feral like Tracy.
>>525054u
>>52507I would've said War and Strength for Hitler's Domains.
>>52508Slightly different version.
>>525106 ranks isn't much anyway.
Put that into Spell-craft and Knowledge Religion.
>>52453>>52458IKR? I had a dream that Mlpol had a mini convention of like 300 people last night.
>>52476I don't recall approving them for energy drain
>>52496>armsYes
>>52498Where are you going with this? You're going where I think you're going aren't you?
[Read more] >>52514It depends, where do you think its going?
>>52515Something like pic related
>Wake up after sleeping in, and characters are off doing many things
"It's not like I wanted to be a part of anything"
*curls up in a corner*
>>52521"Come train with me, Flashy."
>>52521No one is doing anything, its just bantz and feat training
>>52524*walks over with pony*
>>52525That counts as action though
>>52526>Counts as actionNah, it's stuff that could've gone on whenever.
[1d100 = 34]>>52529Betray allies or commit treason at first available opportunity. By the way, has Infernius lied yet? They stack you know.
Also giggles.
"Oooh!" pours herself some covfefe. "I don't know what it is about this stuff, but its way better than coffee!"
>>52532"Uh... Are you wanting me to ride you?"
>>52534*Shakes flank*
"Well of course, Flashy. Didn't you want to train too?"
*Dusts-off gilded saddle*
>>52536*Grows big*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..!" [Petted pony noises]
*Kicks the ground and snorts a bit*
"Would you like to try some charges today Flashy?"
[1d20+20 = 34]>>52537"I'm sorry Tracy, but there's something I've got to do first"
*falls back to ride horse rump*
"I'll only be a few minutes"
>>52538"Take your time, my dear Flashy."
*snorts*
[1d20 = 17]
"Gblit," "Shit"
>>52545Decision making, but it won't take effect until experience is tabulated.
>>52545Make a Wish or cast Permanency on things you want first if you're serious about losing levels.
[1d20 = 6]
Counter-counter
>>52547Can't cast wish yet, now permancy...
Anyone want some buffs?
>>52547*inseminates the mare as if she were being properly bred**remounts horsey and sits in saddle*
"Sorry about that, but I needed to do it
So, what are you looking to train for?"\r
[1d20 = 14]>>52548Thez' 17 was a mis-roll. Infernius' grapple is successful.
>TripBut unless a 1, so is Thez' trip attempt, causing them both to collapse on the ground.
>>52549"Neeeb! Hestd yuawq bhiff!" She calls to Torcuil. "Jillon fosx azilwen upifenty?" She calls to Tracy.
>>52549What would it do to cast Animate Object on Tracy's chain?
>>52550>All of the statsHe means spells.
>>52549>Can't cast WishAre you
sure you want to be a Bard, before you advance enough to cast 9th lvl sorceror spells?
>>52551"The fuck you on about lass?"
How much HP would I deduct for losing Theurge? I was thinking 6
>>52552Idk, ask GM
>>52554I'd have to do 3 more lvls in sorcerer befor getting any lvl 9 spells.
And I want those Bard skills
>>52555Losing levels isn't really going to make acquiring new ones much faster at all
>>52553*Pat's back*
>>52555>SkillsThey'll be low rank, and you'll miss-out on ebin spellcasting at lvl 20..
I respect your choices though.
[1d20 = 8]>>52555Theurge is a d4 HP, so I'd say roll a d2 for each level lost. That way, we're not assuming that the character has become less substantial as a person, but that they're regressing as far as skills and abilities.
"Hes vutsil jershet lopjinseb. Gaq xifcit hyrteste vujkolin sdertnevaub," she replies.
>>52556Roll a 20
>>52555Theurge adds +1 level of existing arcane spell casting class. So effectively those two levels are levels in sorcerer. Meaning you're only one level away from Wish