Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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>>52353And stop fucking meta gaming
>switches alignment to evil
>in the same building as a paladin with detect evil
Not hard to put two and two together
>>52353>the authorities"What authorities?"
>>52358Brad has little reason to use it though.
There's also the Undetectable Alignment spell.
>>52358Bullshit,you wouldn't exactly know.
>>52361This.
He'd have little reason to suspect anything in the first place.
>>52361Thez places her hand on Infernius' arm. "Cels bisterr figledest," she says. In spite of the gibberish, Infernius can empathically sense that she sympathizes with him.
>>52358*Mr. Bones offers hot cup of covefefe*
Tracy gets up from her seat on her bed and begins pacing incessantly.
>>52366reeeeeeee roll the 1d100![1d100 = 62]>>52366Infernius may suffer a different effect.
The next answer Infernius gives must be a lie
>is wearing Burnt Juice to work today cuz -12 fucks
"Thez me hate you and love jews, me am thinking about converting to jewism."
>>52372Answer; no one asked a question.
>inb4 metafagging a way out of it [1d20+29 = 47]
>is bored
Rolling to practice acrobatics in the town square
>+17 Tumble + 5 Perform (Dance) + 4 Dex +3 Char
>>52376don't think I don't know what you're doing
>>52378Seriously, what are you talking about?
>>52378It's exactly what it looks like. She's practicing her skills to impress a crowd.
>>52361>>52359>>52362>implying you wouldn't also use the power as a security feature in the morning in case there are robbers, or more damned Drow invading trying to steal our stuffAnd Tracy had every motivation to walk up to Trollestia that morning and sniff her cunt.
And her sense of smell is so like a tracking dog that she can identify a person by the smell.
And she had enough of a point of reference to know it wasn't Torcuil's or Darkie's or Infernius's or some random stallion or one of her Druid friends or some random guy in the port.
Fuck off
>>52389What are you multiclassing in?
>>52355>>52359I'm going to continue the conversation anyways because it seemed really fun for the paladin to find he needed a robber. Yeah yeah "meta gaming" and apparently Tracy went off to do things after I went away to class. But I'd rather have my "what could have been" posted than let it die in my mind"Well... I figured this day would come eventually... What I would want you to do is to break into several buildings - the Ghestapo's Police Station, the records portion of the Town Hall, the General's monastery, and probably a certain religious institution - gather up every set of documents pertaining to a group of individuals possible, and then destroy them"
>>52390In this case I'll wait until the issue is "ripe."
\r
>>52392>wait until the issue is "ripe."No. Wtf?
What's so suspicious about dancing?
Performing in public build reputation and can attract helpful NPCs. Tracy is building fame by showing off her Dexterity.
>quote*confused expression*
"Umm.. okay, I think.. What documents were you referring to..?"
>>52393"A birth registry, like that kept by a church, would be pretty much the gold standard. But really, any sort of identifying documents, like deeds or marriage certificates or registrations of licenses, and so forth. Any document that proves the person was ever there"
I can't believe I'm actually saying this...
What do I loose (besides spells) from giving up my 2 levels in Theurge? Skill points, feats, etc.
I know Torc will loose 10 skill points, but will he loose a feat?
And last question for now. Can you put points in class skills at lvl 0?
>>52400It's really more of hypothetical shitposting anyways
How often do you get feats?
>>52405Every three levels, some classes gib moar.
>>52407
Eh, I'll take it.
I'm really regretting Great Wisdom though...
>>52407>Mestizos or Arabs or Indians*perplexed pastel periwinkle pony expression*
*tilts head in confusion*
"what are those?"
>churchThere's no way he's registered in the church. Ben attends a synagogue.
>>52408>Great WisadomThat's an Ebin feat: you couldn't have taken it in the first place.
[Read more] [15d4 = 40]>>52409YES I CAN GIVE IT UP
I didn't know that though.
>>52409"Just any human that doesn't look to have peach colored or yellow colored skin. Or who is wearing a small circular hat"
"church" is a generic term to mean a place of organized worship. He means a synagogue >>52411Also, tell me what was wrong with that performing check, because it's driving me crazy.
>>52413"Protecting isn't my specialty, but I can make things disappear."
>>52414"On second thought, never mind"
*pets petite pastel periwinkle pony politely*
Alright, both Torc and Snek feel a little less powerful Fuck that HP loss, and Torc can no longer speak 2 languages.
But now Torc really wants to learn the bagpipes.
>>52416Why give up levels if you want to multiclass? It's not going to make it that much easier
>>52417I was going to give up some levels too. Figured I'd get where I wanted faster.
Wish there were a way to purge 45,000 XP efficiently though.
>>52415Trumpadalin tenderly touches Tracy
>>52417Cause I never understood/asked for Theurge, and wanna keep it at two classes.
>>52420I misinterpreted my stats when I took BG, and I don't really want to have a class if I can't fulfill the archetypal role associated: I've made very little progress developing Tracy as a BG, and I'm at my wits end if I can't play the proper villain I had in mind.
>>52421What would you do with Tracy otherwise?
>>52425It's not really an issue of optimization, it's just that I don't want to be a blackguard if it's going to be difficult to be a brutal, cult-leading soccer champion. I'd rather give up divine magick powers altogether and slowly re-train for edgy blade-handling skills, if the alternative is to half-ass the role.
[YouTube] [SFM] Eternal Tipping
[Embed] >>52431*Snek hugs Torc too hard*
>>52433Torc begins to turn a shade of blue
"I... can't... breathe..."
Snkk thnn loosens the hug
Are Outsiders subject to Death by Massive Damage?
>>52437The fact that the entry for the undead type mentions that undead cannot be killed by massive damage, while the entry for outsiders lacks that, tells me that they are not immune to massive damage
>>52438Well, that was partly what I was going for, didn't consider the leadership benefit. Performing is surprisingly useful in a prosperous city.
>>52439What about the regenerating ones?
Just wondering if it's possible to 1-hit K.O. a powerful fiend with a good shot.
>>52440>>52437Most fiends have pretty high fortitude saves anyway.
>>52444*Drags paladin off for a nap*
*Sleeps*
[1d20-1 = -7]
Profession check to sell own milk.
>>52447You can as much as 6 times that in a day with a single street performance though.
Not that money is an issue anyway.
>>52450"Here take 30 gold and gibe chocolate milk."
>>52451"Thank you for your service, fine Sir."
*tips hat and waves*
I love this game/community.
>>52452"Good day, Madame sentry."
>>52454"Have a nice day at the Cathedral, Lord Preston."
*polite bow*
>>52457>>52453I feel a close bond with everyone involved.
>>52460That pic was made long before Glimmer, also when Derpy was closer to the heart of the fandom...