Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
>>52147
Whelp, I can't argue with that dice roll
Trumpaladin mounts the beautiful blue lipizzaner and tries to perform tricks with her
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>>52149
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
Oh yeah! Extraordinary performance, baby!
Who needs Charisma, when you've got Dex?
[acrobatic hoers noises]
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>>52153
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
It should be prosperous enough to earn the characters a reputation with more performances though.
>20: Great performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d10 sp/day. In time, you may be invited to join a professional troupe and may develop a regional reputation.
>25: Memorable performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 1d6 gp/day. In time, you may come to the attention of noble patrons and develop a national reputation.
>30: Extraordinary performance. In a prosperous city, you can earn 3d6 gp/day. In time, you may draw attention from distant potential patrons, or even from extraplanar beings.
Good for leadership, plot development, and anything else that deals with reputation.
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[1d20+10 = 14]
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin
>>52156
They are neat animals
Handle Animal check to get pretty blue prancing pony to have sex with Paladin
>>52156
They are neat animals
>>52158
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>Implying she would've just performed for free
[demanding blue-ribbon hoers noises]
*drags paladin into the shadows*
Spoiler because feralfaggotry
>>52159
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though
>Implying feral is faggotry
>Paladin Pays Prancing Pony per Performance, with penis
>It feels more like a robbery though
>Implying feral is faggotry
>>52160
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
*collects hard-earned payment
>Robbery is her profession
Just checking the waters
Bigger version
"I wonder how Death is doing...."
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
Torc and Snek heas to the holodeck to do some training.
WELL I DIDN'T SAY DELETE IT
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
But sometimes I feel like you can in fact have too much sexiness
Are we still crawling tonight?
Alright. Later than anticipated, but I'm here. I'll keep the room open cuz PM's, but I'm pretty much ready to get started
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>>52178
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
Alright, so Tracy is an acrobat nao. Other than that, Torcuil has a new stick, Trump wowed the crowd, Thez and Infernius talked to the Gestapo and learned that the knee-grows are reported to live on a continent way in the north-east.
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Have an updated character sheet if you guys like taking notes.
So are we gonna do anything?
So are we gonna do anything?
>>52186
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
Dunno. So to summarize, the Wand machine tells you what to make the wand out of for the particular type of wand and makes it for you, and then gives bonuses to charging. It will also tell you how many charges remain.
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>>52188
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
That makes sense.
Torc walks out to find the rest of the party, sees Tracy and Trump, and runs back inside.
>>52189
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
*Is entranced by the unoriginality of the images displayed on horse flank*
"Uh, Yuri Orlov was it?"
>>52195
She was using Tumble, in place of perform:
>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).
Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
She was using Tumble, in place of perform:
>You can also tumble to entertain an audience (as though using the Perform skill).
Her Dex is 19, and she has 17 ranks in Tumble.
"My Impropmptu concerts get a combined +63, when I cast "Dancing Lights!" Thez exclaims enthusiastically.
>>52199
Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?
That +39 bonus would be amazing
Would there be ever a case where Spellcraft and Arcane Knowledge would both be used for a check?
That +39 bonus would be amazing
*Offers the last bit of juice he can possibly muster, and gives it to the ravenous horse*
"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
"Okay, we can clear out the dungeon now"
[1d20+39 = 47]
>>52202
Oh, you mean like:
Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselves
Is that how it works?
>>52202
Oh, you mean like:
Torc tries to make a spell that makes a target use the weapon in their hand against themselves
Is that how it works?
>>52198
I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while skywriting before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis
>>52200
>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowds
You can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
I know she had at least 5 in Dance; but I don't have my character sheet to remember how many she put in Acting...
"Bet you never carried your husband on your back while skywriting before though Xp!" Tracy boasts while still mercilessly hammering on Brad's pelvis
>>52200
>Implying Diplomacy can amass/entertain crowds
You can make a Ride check to use your Prancing Pastel Periwinkle Pony to draw crowds for you, to bring them in long enough to make a speech, before making the Diplomacy check to speak to people who arrive.
>>52206
Oh I'm not here to entertain
>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposes
Okay, that's not a bad idea
>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussy
Reeee
Oh I'm not here to entertain
>use pony to attract crowds, then sway them to your evil purposes
Okay, that's not a bad idea
>Is still trying to kill my character with horse pussy
Reeee
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>mfw now understand what it means for an evil blackguard to use sex as a weapon
>>52211
Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good *rubs hands*
>>52211
Evil? What? I mean only the purest of good *rubs hands*
>>52205
More like the "start stabbing yourself"
>>52207
Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.
>>52206
>>52208
Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performance
I'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
More like the "start stabbing yourself"
>>52207
Oh I'm gonna have fun with this.
>>52206
>>52208
Prancing pastel periwinkle pony is punishing the party's presidential paladin until he professionally pumps her pink pony pussy full of payment for pony's performance
I'm having way to much fun with this alliteration
>>52214
Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
Trump can only good. We cannot always know why what Trump does is good, but this is why Trump is a perfect prophet of Elway. The Way of Elway is written in his very name, and yet it is not the Way of El, it is the Way of Football. And Football is Trump, and Trump is American.
>>52220
>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
This confuses me.
>Torcuil however, IDK
Can I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
>Thank TF for playing the old-school show the other day
This confuses me.
>Torcuil however, IDK
Can I summon a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons a skeleton that summons...
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>52215
Ride check to keep up with demon horse
his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
>>52215
Ride check to keep up with demon horse
his penis probably won't fare as well... Just like mine you porn dumping faggot
>>52221
Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
Can you develop a spell to turn Tracy into an aesthetically-identical, Fey version of herself?
>>52227
"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard sword," Vandereim shouts.
"Oi, lad. See what ye can come up with fer M's for me would ye? The best I can do is 6. Vandereim the Masterful Mystical Messianic and Metaphysically Most Magnificent Bastard sword," Vandereim shouts.
>>52231
>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horse
kek
>he shouts this from his sheath while his possessor is getting slammed beneath a succubus-horse
kek
Don't forget that Murder and Mayhem - the definition of the latter being the severing of limbs, which is exactly what a sword of sharpness does - also start with M's
>>52240
*sticks tongue in mouth*
>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
*sticks tongue in mouth*
>'I felt so pretty while you were riding me, Flashy. It was wonderful.'
Pretty prancing predatory periwinkle pastel pony proficiently pounds pink plump puffy pony pussy on party's professional presidential padalin's penis, pumping post-preformance payment in her prior to passing out
Alright, I promise I'm done now
Alright, I promise I'm done now
>>52242
[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]
>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'
*shivers with passion*
[whinnies like a schoolfilly through nostrils]
>'..I. I.. I- I AM! I am with you; I want everyone to see you riding me, Flashy! I love you so much.'
*shivers with passion*
>>52245
*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*
>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'
*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
*bounces up and down on paladin*
*sloppy, passionate horse-kisses*
*barrage of horse emotions flood into mind*
>'Yes, oh yes, oh yes! Ride me, Flashy! I'll trot, I'll jump, I'll charge. I'll Take you anywhere in the multiverse on my back. I'll carry you to fame and glory. I am your mount, and you are my rider. I love you so much. I love the feeling of your buttcheeks pressing into my back, and your knees guiding my movements. I love every part of riding. I want the ride to never end!'
*pounds harmonically, with blinding speed*
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