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Dysfunctional Nuts
Anonymous
BK2bC
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No.51841
53658
Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?

Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.

This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
1730 replies and 190 files omitted.
BK2bC
?
No.52046
52050 52051
[1d20 = 1]

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52047
^_^
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52048
52049
>All this rolling cancer
LJZcR
?
No.52049
[100d20 = 1096]
>>52048
What where you saying?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52050
52051
>>52046
So about the 20.
>>52045
Probably.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52051
52052
>>52050
see >>52046

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52052
52053 52054
>>52051
Yea but 20 though.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52053
52056 52057
>>52052
You assume Infernius wouldn't have blown himself up or radded himself into a turnip in >>52027
Is he attempting to invent these complex devices over the course of the same few minutes? How long does it take to fail at an invention like nuclear power? How much conviction and time does it take to even begin such a venture?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52054
Spoilered
>>52052
He did tell you to stop rolling...
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52055
52057
If you want me to take random dice rolls seriously, you also have to assume that I will take negative results as well. The DC to create Nuclear Power from the position Infernius is in would be at least 25. That puts that 4 at -21. That's literally more than a fail.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52056
52059
>>52053
Hes attempting to come up with the concept.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52057
52058 52059
>>52053
>>52055
And everytime i get a good roll its discarded.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52058
52060
>>52057
Okay. Fine. Infernius has a sudden realization that there might be magic rocks that you can draw energy from.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52059
>>52056
>>52057
Wait, are you serious about this? I thought you were just shit posting
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52060
52063
>>52058
Stahp. Don't feed the troll
PHGLm
?
No.52061
[1d20+21 = 40]
*wakes up from nap*
Tracy emerges from her fluff-pile and leaves the room with a somber expression on her face, and leaves the room slowly.
Rolling to Move Silently through tower
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52062
52063
Oh wait, it was the car, my bad. "What if wagons drove themselves, without horses n shit?" Occurs to him. He realizes that there might be a way to attach something to the wagon that would give it enough power to propel its self. Meanwhile, in the floating crystal tower,....
You want a car, talk to the gnomes.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52063
52066
>>52060
Im not trolling you kike, evertime i roll good it has thrown out, and you get everything handed to you. And then you complain about miniscule things that people do.
>>52062
Thank you thats all i wanted, i like inventing things.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52064
52066
Trumpaladin makes a cup of Chamomile tea, for Slovenia, a cup of Chai Tea, for Darkie, and - does Felicia like anything? - maybe something for her as well. And a cup of coffee for himself. Can't carry all that at once though...
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52065
Tracy stealthily slips through the tower, her expression worsening into a grimace with every step she takes.
She's now carrying a smelly sack of filthy fabric, no bigger than a soccer-ball, and has a few Fluffy towels draped over her shoulder.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52066
52067 52068 52069
bones.jpg
>>52063
Alright, but just so you know, gnomes probably already have that shit. It will probably explode at some point though.
>>52064
>doots politely behind Trump
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52067
>>52066
"Uh... I think I'll deliver these myself. A bit more personal that way"

*delivers beverages to respective parties*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52068
>>52066
Well thats depressing.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52069
52070
>>52066
Ah, yes. The gnomes.
Does Torc learn anything about the wand?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52070
52073
>>52069
Its a wand of Cure Moderate Wounds. How about that. Torcuil makes a note to stockpile candy in advance of Filly's next visit.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52071
It looks like a cool stick tho.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52072
52074
Tracy silently trots into the Entertron, sadly humming the /mlp/ 4CC anthem as she arrives. After just standing there for a moment, she drops the bag on the ground, and out rolls a severed head too scarred to be identifiable.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52073
52075 52079
>>52070
You can bet your ass Torc is gonaa stockpile candy.

In the meantime, a subject I've asked a couple times but I don't believe I've recieved an answer on.
Could I make Snek a ranger, choose the ranged combat specialization and apply that to the guns?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52074
>>52072
Can you make me a necklace of ears?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52075
52076 52084
>>52073
Want to go to cardishore or whatever the gnome town is called?
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52076
52077
>>52075
Are you bored with the game?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52077
52078
>>52076
No,but the game isnt just kill shit in a dungeon.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52078
52081
>>52077
Can we do that first though?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52079
52084
>>52073
Oh, yes of course. That makes even more sense than rogue when I think about it.

Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52080
52084
>GM gets mental image of Snek Tarzan swinging through the trees with the gun in his mouth, using a tooth to pull the trigger. With each swing, he fires off a shot,....
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52081
>>52078
I suppose,the automobile is already invented anyway.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52082
52085
power_rangers__titan_strike_by_kyuubi_of_the_night.png
anthro_cobra_ranger_by_the_newkid-d5wceck.jpg
>Googling "Snake Ranger" gave... strange results
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52083
52086
I'll still monitor the thread, but I have some stuff to do. I'll be streaming the rest of Samurai Jack (last 4 eps) in the background and then probably the MLP movie if anyone wants to join.
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52084
>>52080
Kek
>>52079
Yay
>>52075
Considering this dungeon crawling is going nowhere fast? Sure
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52085
>>52082
Thats real fucking disgusting.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52086
52087
>>52083
Can you post when the movie starts?
I would watch Samurai Jack, but I want to start from the beginning
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52087
>>52086
Probably about an hour from now
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52088
Tracy kicks the head like a soccerball, and watches it ricochet around the room, before throwing it back in her bag.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52089
52099
We going to play tonight, or are you all watching the superbowl?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52090
Gonna start the movie when u get in Torcuil (and anyone else who monitors these threads and is bored/causally unoccupied)
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52091
52092
FUCK the superbowl
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52092
>>52091
I don't watch it either.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52093
52094 52095 52108
I would watch if the Denver Broncos were in the superbowl
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52094
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
>>52093
All of my This'es
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52095
>>52093
This
Anonymous
/9ntL
?
No.52096
>>>/test/
Mrs. Sentry
/9ntL
?
No.52097
52098
Is rabbit kill?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52098
52105
>>52097
no
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52099
52101 52102
>>52089
Why would i watch the negro football league?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52101
52103 52104
>>52099
Srsly. Corporate propoganda and social engineering, false tribalism, etc., lefty messages in the commercials and lots of obscenely well-paid guys who should be leading in the military forces imo
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52102
>>52099
Just being considerate
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52103
>>52101
Ikr.
It's a machine of false football.
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52104
52109
>>52101
If Donald Trump's Anti-Trust lawsuit against the MSN on behalf of the American Football League has succeeded, we'd have much better football
Anonymous
PHGLm
?
No.52105
52106
>>52098
Stopped working for me, for some reason..
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52106
>>52105
Its still there, idk

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52107
How ling would it take to make/charge a Wand of True Strike?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52108
52110
>>52093
Same
You guys still watching the movie?
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52109
>>52104
This.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52110
>>52108
Yep
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52111
52112 52131
3db4d7c826c3732a7646f1828f107466--lipizzaner-white-horses.jpg
Tracy, in Nightmare form, has a carry 612 pounds as a light load. Can she still use Tumble while Brad is riding her, or is he still too heavy to Tumble efficiently while carrying?
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52112
52113
>>52111
Depends on his riding skill
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52113
52114
>>52112
He has 10 ranks, and the magick shoes give him an additional 10 while he's riding her.
Anonymous
BK2bC
?
No.52114
52115
>>52113
Then yeah, I'd allow it with a simple riding check

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52115
>>52114
Good to know.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52116
52118 52120
Tracy grinds in the Entertron
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52117
52119 52125 52133
"What if we make carriages that dont need horses to go?"
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52118
52119
>>52116
What?
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52119
52121 52122 52133
>>52118
Oh, I get it
>stick head in entertron
>body regenerates
>kill new person
>regenerates again
>kill again
>repeat
>>52117
"You mean cars? We had tons of those in Scotland."

Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52120
52123
>>52116
*holodeck*
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52121
52123
>>52119
"K-ars?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52122
52123
>>52119
GM explicitly said we couldn't get moar XP for killing someone twice.
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52123
52124 52126
>>52120
That's right, holodeck gives feats.
>>52122
He did, didn't he
>>52121
"Yeah, large metal carriages that moved by an engine."

Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52124
52126 52129 52133
>>52123
"Yes me have same idea out of nowhere! Weird."
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52125
52128
>>52117
"Back at home, we just make dropouts do it."
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52126
52129
>>52124
>>52123
"Torc,we make one?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52127
Make the Ghost Chariot first.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52128
52130
>>52125
"Yeah they do same thing in germaneigh."
Anonymous
LJZcR
?
No.52129
52135
>>52124
>>52126
"Sure, we had a lot of cool stuff where I'm from. I mainly knew how the stuff worked in general, but I was fucked when it came to specifics"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52130
52136
>>52128
"There are just some colts in the neighborhood who never make anything of themselves..." Tracy says, letting out a sigh.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52131
52132
>>52111
Horse acrobat is best acrobat.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52132
52134
ac58797cd45fc2aa4f69a114cab55ea6--george-hamilton-animal-paintings.jpg
>>52131
forgot painting
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52133
>>52117
"Now why would you ever want to get rid of the horse?"

>>52119
"How'd that Nicola Sturgeon work out for ya?"

>>52124
"Uh huh"
Anonymous
+4u0W
?
No.52134
52137
>>52132
>riderless black
Reeeee
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52135
>>52129
"What,if we make electronic devices were we role play?"
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52136
>>52130
"The black ones?"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52137
52138
eb5434d195002b7884a8823fa6d7327b--lipizzaner-andalusian-horse.jpg
Airs-Above-the-Ground.jpg
ccb657d8c1b19d42778747848a6e28a2--jumping-horses-dressage-horses.jpg
4d529bf18dda08f653d710ea03284a34--s-lippizaner.jpg
>>52134
That a painting of a horse at the training farm. They make them jump without riders while training, to prove they're intelligent enough to do it on their own.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52138
52139 52140 52156
>>52137
Thats cool as fuck.
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52139
52142
e5754b0491dc0c179681c60b3a133eca.jpg
6f89b096-ee07-11e6-b160-fe23d6a9b5dd.jpeg
Nature_KaprioleSpanischeHofreitschule_t800.jpg
6ae3e10c1c74fd183c0fc3375deb597c--spanish-riding-school-vienna-lipizzaner.jpg
lipizzaner.png
>>52138
Lipizzaners are horse masterrace.
>tfw you can use Tumble instead of perform
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52140
52141 52143
>>52138
"See? Now can your horse-less carriage do that? I didn't think so"
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52141
52144
>>52140
I already maxed-out Tumble: make a Handle Animal check to train Tracy for the general purpose of Performance, so that they can draw crowds together.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52142
52145
>>52139
Its like the horses in oblivion but in real life.
Anonymous
C6gcl
?
No.52143
>>52140
"We add system of hydrologic lifting."
Anonymous
GTyOx
?
No.52144
52145
>>52141
>Tracy is trained as a performing animal
I'm sorry, what?
Mrs. Sentry
PHGLm
?
No.52145
52146
5e251d913046ac3a69ae9bc3b69ff419.jpg
>>52142
Ikr
>>52144
Do it, faggot!
GTyOx
?
No.52146
52147
[1d20+10 = 30]
>>52145
Uh... okay...

Trumpaladin, not really nowing what he's doing, uses a handle animal check to make Tracy perform

Modifier is 1 rank in handle animal (it's a trained skill) +3 from circlet of persuasion for charisma based skill, +5 charisma bonus,
and +1 luck from the stone