Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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[1d20+27 = 44]
>>51941
>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910
In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.
Rolling sense motive
>>51939
>>51942
Ah come on!
>>51941
>All this attention, and I am not sure what to do with it
I would like to reiterate >>51910
In conversing with the citizenry, and listening to them, hopefully Trump gets some idea of their concerns, fears, wants, and hopes. You know, besides the fact that they were invaded en mass by scary undead a couple days ago. Or the airship that bombarded the city. Or the scary temple in the harbor. Or the fact that the government of the city has now been entirely decapitated with both Korak and Sechs dead. Or maybe all those things are enough to be concerned about.
Rolling sense motive
>>51939
>>51942
Ah come on!
>>51944
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
Well, there is a vacuum of power with Sechs gone. The citizens were quite fond of him, and while they don't blame the party for what happened, the loss is still felt.
>>51945
Hmmm...
Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
Hmmm...
Was there formerly a city council? It seems to me that an organized and constutional government can survive with the executive side of the government decapitated, so long as a legislature or court exists and can handle a lot of the tasks. It may be wise to form one if one does not exist, probably selected from business leaders and representatives of the various portions of the community, and eventually either elected by the city as a while, or by reserving seats for representatives from specific guilds or communities and letting the members of those groups elect the representative. Local knowledge would be very helpful for this...
>>51946
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
Thats a good point, and would be precisely when/why presiding/significant individuals of various trades and guilds would come into play.
>>51945
>>51946
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.
But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant
>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
>>51946
Shit. How to solve this problem without acknowledging the elephant in the room, and without creating problems and closing opportunites for later? I'll spend some time thinking this one out.
But Trumpaladin definitely collects information from guild/industry leaders and representatives, as well as information about any portions of the Port Barry community that seem distinct, since that information is probably pretty relevant
>>51948
[sad paladin noises]
>>51952
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
That's because Thez is somewhat indifferent to the particular traditions, forms, and functions in question. For her its all about Infernius.
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>>51961
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
I don't think blackguards need to spread the impure arts. Also aren't you making her every other class as well? Like rogue. that's a very secular class
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It's hard enough just to avoid a sectarian conflict with Infernius
*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*
Oh well
*opens umbrella to brace for shitstorm*
Oh well
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>>51963
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
I want to be an exemplary blackguard: a champion of ebil. I'd be a dumb blackguard if I weren't working for the cause of ebil. I didn't take the class to not own the role.
Rogues are secular, but they're also typically shifty characters, so it has good synergy.
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May as well rise to the occasion then
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Suffer not the heretic to live
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Damn I love these memes
@51973
>warning
>warning
>>51975
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
Nigger, this has been your goal for, what now, two weeks? I've been doing this shit since October. I ain't giving ground
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>>51976
>giving ground
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
\r
>giving ground
You don't have to.
Tracy will keep above-ground operations out of Port Barry. Period
\r
>>51984
*hugs natsie minotaur*
"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
*hugs natsie minotaur*
"Just keep them all safe from the evil blue pony. I can't keep vigil constantly, and neither can my generals. But your Ghestapo. They can"
You know, now is an excellent time to implement that National ID program I've suggested several times
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It could be a rabbit issue, as it isn't allowing login through facebook or google accounts (503)
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>>51992
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Well it didn't say "You are shoah'd", it suddenly cut the video and I was prompted with "You are unable to reconnect. Please try again later." When I attempt to login manually, it says "Whoops something weird happened, please try again"
Wait, there it goes
Stream is back up
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I found some Ugandan Knuckles pages.
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
It doesn't look that great though.
>[high-pitched clicking]
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>>51998
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
Cancer Mage would be an great class, if festering Anger didn't break it. I would take it in a heartbeat.
@51988
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
So let me get this straight. Your character is motivated to start a cult of evil in a neighboring city, but she's not motivated to look into suspicious disappearances, or if she found anything, to tell it to the other party members?
>>52002
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
You don't have to take the disease to gain the class, although you do need to take a willing deformity. The guy who wrote the disease list was a dunce though.
>>52008
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
I'm really not impressed the more I learn of the Book of Vile Darkness. It sounds like glorified OP homebrew
>>52010
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
On an unrelated note, the BoEF has a disappointing lack of prestige classes that wield sex as a martial weapon: it's all magick 'n shit.
>>52012
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
Sex is not a martial weapon, it's a tool to make your enemies let their guard down. Or diplomacy
>>52013
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
Bullshit
They made a bunch of spells that used sex as a weapon, but didn't consider the fact that fighters/barbarians are always chads.
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>>52014
How?
Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
How?
Like are you going to rape your enemies in combat?
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149722/meet-sparky
Alright, it appears my brain has begun to turn to mush, so I'm going to bed now.
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties
>>52024
>and casts
My retarded brain forgot that spellcraft checks aren't a spell.
So, spellcraft check for the wands properties
>>52011
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
Where am i supposed to put an ad up? And how would i even word it?
Looking for a red echidna that knows de way.
[1d20 = 9]
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
Rolling to invent pasteurized milk.
[1d20 = 8]
Rolling to invent sun dial.
Rolling to invent sun dial.
Okay, I'm done.
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