Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
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I'd rather put the symbol right on her plot, but idk if that's allowed. Putting it on the robe would make it into an even more effective weapon, and would effectively allow her to attack her enemies with Cloak Dance.
>>53395reeeee*pulls pony ass away from Minotaur and hides it*
>>53397"Not my fault,*mumbles something about ponies and childhood*"
>>53397"Don't worry, Flashy. My plot belongs to you now."
>>53401Tracy notices that Trumpaladin failed to hide his sexual penetration of her
*hugs pony, and nuzzles*
>>53403*nuzzles a little more*
"Well, I can't say I know where to go from here"
*puts both hands on pony rump and humps*
>>53405"I feel like I'm shit out of luck. Like what I thought I knew was wrong, like now it will all come down crashing upon me"
*thrusts into pony* >>53406"Does that worry you, Flashy? Even if things get tough, I'll be here for you."
*humps back, pushing her soft, pillowing plot-cheeks into his groin* >>53407*hugs pony*
"I guess it does worry me. What are we to do?"
but he's already deep inside her, pushing against her walls with great force >>53381Yes, now is the time for that
>>53386Kek
>>53396So, an enchanted tattoo? "I've got one of those!"
>>53408"Well, that's for you to decide, isn't it? What do you want to do?"
*plot cheeks flatten against him, her insides winking and clamping down with herculean might* >>53409Great, she could use a thin veil of the AoD to slightly obscure Cage's face, but use it as a weapon on other times.
Is mooning your enemy considered a free action if you're not wearing pants?
>>53409"Hey thez me got something for you."
>>53410"I don't know... I guess look for allies? We can't do this alone"
And now, Tracy learns the strength of Man, as the invading appendage hardens almost to a diamond and pushes back against the walls with incredible might, invading and retreating repeatedly, second by second >>53413"What kind of allies are you looking for, and for what?"
*clamps down* >>53414"Anyone to fight or distract"
Alas, she does not have the power to stop him. *thrusts anyways* >>53411I suppose so, but the process of getting an enchanted tattoo as that will be extensive
>>53416o_O
>>53417"Tracy, I'm really glad to have you here"
*hugs pony*
but is still strongly resisting the hugs inside of pony, where he maintains a sort of freedom of movement >>53418When I asked for it on the robe, I was referring to how Symbol of Insanity could be made permanent o objects or places with the Permanency spell. I figured a robe with such a deadly spell cast on it could make for a very effective weapon of disruption and chaos.
>>53419"I'm glad to have you here too, Flashy."
>>53421I need to murder shit really quickly, if I want to recover the levels I'm about to give up.
>>53422>>53424Pic related marches in, slaps Trump with the stop sign and speaks
"Stop fucking already, Torc wants you at the airship."
He then disappears
>>53428"Hey man back off! Thez my waifu!"
>>53429"The guy who interrupted us and slapped me. Who else?"
>>53432If only there were someone who were faster than you, could run, and could spot and search
>>53436He's gone though. There's nothing to stab
>>53435The thing, whatever it was, disappeared, probably stopped existing altogether.
She would've stabbed him otherwise.
>>53437You can't just attack and then move out of space suddenly
>>53440Do you think I forget when that weeaboo horse disappeared and Tracy said "oh no you don't"?
>>53442You didn't declare that. And stab the summon
>>53441Most conjurations stop existing as soon as their purpose is fulfilled.
>>53443Fine, she stabbed him in the stomach right as he was disappearing.
Happy?
"Whatever..."
Trumpaladin gets up and slouches off, away
>>53444To be fair, I never said it was Torc either
>>53447That's not how the phrase "to be fair" works
Tracy goes to the airship.
"Hey Torc, could you help me charge this wand?"
>>53448To be fair...
Damn it you got me there.
>>53449Torc picks it up and inspects it before turning towards the pony
"What is it?"
>>53452Trumpaladin slouches onto the airship
"Is there a reason not to take the generals, to at least have them protect the ship?"
He looks over at pony somewhat dissatisfied
>>53454"I don't know. I thought I'd follow you all"
>>53455"I was going to go get my knives back."
>>53456"All of these things happen and what you care about is a few knives? You already have a plethora of weapons"
>>53457"My knife-collection is special. I want it back."
>>53458*Shrugs, then falls to the ground and lays there*
>>53452"I guess, but it'd take a while"
"Fine, me guess me will go farm."
*mumbles something about getting blue balled*
*goes and plant a watermelon patch*
>>53462Ah, I guess it'd be keen to go craft the Greater Invisibility wand then.
Tracy can put two charges per day in the True Strike wand herself though.
>>53423Not entirely sure how much faster she'll grow though..
>>53466What kind of NPCs are you looking for?
Tracy could draw a crowd with her acrobatics.
[1d20+29 = 41]
Rolling to put on a performance anyway, because good stuff can happen if you do it every day.
>>53466Well if the party is headed to Cardishore, Darkie will be participating, looking for clues as to any activity by his former associates
>>53469I wanted to talk to my men about negros.
>>53468Say that we are starting a watermelon patch while you perform.
>>53469"Say, Spidey, mind telling us something about what this Cardishore place is like?"
>>53471What's your watermellon farm called?
"Today's Performance was brought to you in part by Uncle Tom's watermelons."
>>53475"Yay!"
*claping Minotuar noises*
Torc begins to inspect the ship, with Snek helping
*feeds birds*
Can Tracy bring her birds on deck?
>>53478*brings birds on deck to see what happens*
>>53477Can Infernuis bring his niggers on deck?
>>53479"Cute birds"
Torc resumes the inspection, humming shanties as he goes along.
>>53480I guess, but Torc won't be happy
>>53480When did you get niggers?
>>53482"I know right. They're absolutely adorable."
>>53484Are they followers?
Actually, I could use some followers.
I'm assuming Kefka's blood won't be a good tempering fluid?
Why we on overboard again?
>>53486Ehhhh, maybe
We're way over the previous thread record
>>53488Because i want some more consistent players
>>53490I could work to make the OPs more user friendly I suppose
>>53487Not much combat-wise, because they're low-level NPCs.
I thought the Gestapo were your followers.
>>53488I want to make a special weapon for killing Abominations.
>>53493Nah i want fighting niggers, not house niggers.