Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>53291
Tracy wraps Brad's unresponsive body in a thick coat of bubblewrap and duct tape, puts the Necklace of Adaption on him, and carefully puts him in her bag for safekeeping.
I'm off my meds, pls stop me if I try something stupid.
Tracy wraps Brad's unresponsive body in a thick coat of bubblewrap and duct tape, puts the Necklace of Adaption on him, and carefully puts him in her bag for safekeeping.
I'm off my meds, pls stop me if I try something stupid.
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I know he's still here. He messes with the bump limit so we don't bump during the week, but we do on the weekends
>>53295
>>53295
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>>53300
Please. I've been playing this character since before this game even began. I've gone to great lengths to proliferate this fit of unadulterated autism.
Please. I've been playing this character since before this game even began. I've gone to great lengths to proliferate this fit of unadulterated autism.
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Tracy and Torcuil wake up in the entertron.
But they're still hungry.
But they're still hungry.
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This is what the party needs to do
I gtg for about an hour.
>>53320
Who are you?
And why Tracy and Torc specifically?
I gtg for about an hour.
>>53320
Who are you?
And why Tracy and Torc specifically?
>>53320
[exploding pony noises]
"What the fuck just happened?!" Tracy gasps, as her body grotesquely reforms from a small amount of blood
[exploding pony noises]
"What the fuck just happened?!" Tracy gasps, as her body grotesquely reforms from a small amount of blood
Sorry, any time I get asked who I am ITT I prefer to err with showmanship. I'm out at the moment, but I'll be in pretty soon.
>>53328
Too be fair, it was a different ID and we didn't know if it was you or Trump
Torc looks angry enough to punch GM in the face, but making the smart choice and not punching GM in the face he runs back to the restaurant him and Death where eating at.
Too be fair, it was a different ID and we didn't know if it was you or Trump
Torc looks angry enough to punch GM in the face, but making the smart choice and not punching GM in the face he runs back to the restaurant him and Death where eating at.
Claiming Death once more
[1d20+4 = 9]
Local Knowledge check, to know location of the nearest Synagogue.
Local Knowledge check, to know location of the nearest Synagogue.
>>53340
"If he is a traitor that would end in the death of your foal... brutally,his kind have no honor or mercy, in fact he would probably rape foal before he muders it."
"If he is a traitor that would end in the death of your foal... brutally,his kind have no honor or mercy, in fact he would probably rape foal before he muders it."
>>53334
"Sorry 'bout that. I just had some complica-"
Torc then sees his robe and gear sitting in his chair.
His face is then redder than Infernius' fur
"Sorry 'bout that. I just had some complica-"
Torc then sees his robe and gear sitting in his chair.
His face is then redder than Infernius' fur
We outta lay out some spare bathrobes around the Entertron, for when characters re-spawn.
>>53349
[confused pony noises]
Fyi, if she did think Ben were a potential threat to her child, she would've killed him already, without even bothering to look into it.
[confused pony noises]
Fyi, if she did think Ben were a potential threat to her child, she would've killed him already, without even bothering to look into it.
>>53352
"Jews eat children and drink blood tracy they are dangerous, they all look out for their tribe. They say we all cattle to be robbed and raped at their leisure."
"Jews eat children and drink blood tracy they are dangerous, they all look out for their tribe. They say we all cattle to be robbed and raped at their leisure."
>>53353
"You want to kill an innocent human being because of some crazy paranoid belief, you do it yourself. Not sully others in the process"
"You want to kill an innocent human being because of some crazy paranoid belief, you do it yourself. Not sully others in the process"
Okay. First off, this isn't "real" Ben Shapiro, this is the guy who Ben Shapiro could be if he wasn't a jew. I mean I greatly appreciate his work vs. social justice and general idiocy, and I find his position not exclusively useful and thoughtful especially on the political and logical level, and threw him in there because it amuses me to think that Ben Shapiro is running the jewelry shop (which is also a money-hack). The only reason I kept him as a jew was as a shitpost. If you insist on gassing him, please gas him last.
Torc quickly dresses, hoping that he isn't cursed to have a shitty date every time he tries
>>53362
That is true on a level that I don't know if you appreciate, but if that statement is deliberate, I know what you're alluding to.
Can I invite you all into rabbit?
That is true on a level that I don't know if you appreciate, but if that statement is deliberate, I know what you're alluding to.
Can I invite you all into rabbit?
>>53366
Your pardon?
Your pardon?
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*works on wand*
Who's online atm?
Also, I really wanna shed these BG lvls to lvl-up faster. Should I do that before or after Cardishore?
*charges wand*
>>53385
"Could you put a magical image of Nicholas Cage's Face on the inside of my robe?"
>Symbol of Insanity
"Could you put a magical image of Nicholas Cage's Face on the inside of my robe?"
>Symbol of Insanity
>>53381
Why would you want to give those up? They give you weapon proficiencies and hit points you wouldn't have otherwise
Why would you want to give those up? They give you weapon proficiencies and hit points you wouldn't have otherwise
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>>53391
"It'd help to animate my chain, although I'm not sure we have the XP resources at the moment."
"It'd help to animate my chain, although I'm not sure we have the XP resources at the moment."
>>53390
*grabs pony ass*
"That's enough of showing that off"
Well, you don't really gain much by losing those levels
*grabs pony ass*
"That's enough of showing that off"
Well, you don't really gain much by losing those levels
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