Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>53186
"Why, that would be quite lovely," she says, throwing back her hood, revealing the face of a very comely female of Torcuil's faggot's preference, cuz what do I know about what you'd/he'd prefer?.
"Don't mind the robe, its a tool of office. Underneath it all I'm quite human(?), though immortal so long as I maintain the position.
No worries, I'm leaving in a minute
"Why, that would be quite lovely," she says, throwing back her hood, revealing the face of a very comely female of Torcuil's faggot's preference, cuz what do I know about what you'd/he'd prefer?.
"Don't mind the robe, its a tool of office. Underneath it all I'm quite human(?), though immortal so long as I maintain the position.
No worries, I'm leaving in a minute
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>>53196
You get buffed stats and like four or five extraordinary abilities. Minotaurs are beefy creatures.
You get buffed stats and like four or five extraordinary abilities. Minotaurs are beefy creatures.
>>53196
Not inferior, just late to the game (no pun intended). Also, if not for a 3, I'd let him run with it. Just because the concept exists doesn't mean that he can't come up with ideas which may or may not be implemented elsewhere, but which could still benefit himself and the party.
Not inferior, just late to the game (no pun intended). Also, if not for a 3, I'd let him run with it. Just because the concept exists doesn't mean that he can't come up with ideas which may or may not be implemented elsewhere, but which could still benefit himself and the party.
>>53202
>half-orc
Eh, GM let him use his natural weapons, and half of the things I mentioned still stand.
>half-orc
Eh, GM let him use his natural weapons, and half of the things I mentioned still stand.
>>53210
Why though? He wouldn't have noticed her take it, and I forgot to add the +4 modifier for heavy clothing to conceal it.
Why though? He wouldn't have noticed her take it, and I forgot to add the +4 modifier for heavy clothing to conceal it.
[1d20+24 = 39]
Escape Artist check
Escape Artist check
>>53187
Torc takes note of the though immortal so long as I maintain the position
He then leads her to the nicest restaurant in Port Barry
Torc takes note of the though immortal so long as I maintain the position
He then leads her to the nicest restaurant in Port Barry
Trumpaladin lays down again on the couch, sad, and burrows his head into a pillow
>>53219
Trumpaladin looks up at Infernius from his position lying down on the couch. There are the formations of tears in his eyes
"I have you, don't I?"
Trumpaladin looks up at Infernius from his position lying down on the couch. There are the formations of tears in his eyes
"I have you, don't I?"
>>53228
Trumpaladin sits up, looks at Infernius and smiles
"I'm very impressed by your heart - your dedication and commitment"
Trumpaladin sits up, looks at Infernius and smiles
"I'm very impressed by your heart - your dedication and commitment"
>>53230
"Thanks, me am impressed about you fixing port barry. To be honest me a little jealous of how much the people love you."
"Thanks, me am impressed about you fixing port barry. To be honest me a little jealous of how much the people love you."
*brushes birdies*
>>53241
You really need to recreationally nuke them until they calm down.
>normal thursday my ass
You really need to recreationally nuke them until they calm down.
>normal thursday my ass
*reclines on amorphous fluff-pile with two heads sticking out beside her*
*read bedtime story to birdies*
*read bedtime story to birdies*
Oh shit!
Wat?
Wat?
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>>53217
There you go again, declaring actions before you have the chance to act. This is a turn-based interaction. Infernius grappled, you broke the grapple. It was then Infernius' turn, which he re-grappled.
>>53232
Nope, in fact its a 4 day weekend starting tomorrow for me
>>53253
Wut? Fuck. I seriously hope what I think might be happening isn't happening.
There you go again, declaring actions before you have the chance to act. This is a turn-based interaction. Infernius grappled, you broke the grapple. It was then Infernius' turn, which he re-grappled.
>>53232
Nope, in fact its a 4 day weekend starting tomorrow for me
>>53253
Wut? Fuck. I seriously hope what I think might be happening isn't happening.
Storm-clouds broil overhead
[sad pony noises]
*crying Minotuar sounds*
>>53261
I'm guessing he stuck out his neck during the mod drama, and he was too slow in drawing it back
I'm guessing he stuck out his neck during the mod drama, and he was too slow in drawing it back
.. So.. What now?
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>mfw
*brushes birds*
*puts a charge in wand*
*trains for Fleet of Foot*
>>53273
Pets pony head
Do not mistake my apparent absence. I'm all over the place at the moment
Pets pony head
Do not mistake my apparent absence. I'm all over the place at the moment
I feel like I'm waiting for something...
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