Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>52979
>Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us.
Torc senses that someone is underestimating him again
>Kefka alone is the equal of all four of us.
Torc senses that someone is underestimating him again
>>52984
"The best strategy to take would be to encourage the enemy to invade first, because no one will ever commit all of their forces to an invasion, they'd always leave a large portion behind to guard the homefront. But we could commit all of our forces to attack that reduced-size force, and we could do so on ground and terms favorable to us. Then, once that us destroyed, we quickly attack the enemy's territory while they are disorganzied and before they can rebuild their forces. And dthat's exactly what I tried to do, first when we thought we had dealt with Kefka, and then when we thought we could destroy the phylacteries in the pyramid. But now..."
>>52988
>"Tracy, why you run away?"
>>52989
Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
"The best strategy to take would be to encourage the enemy to invade first, because no one will ever commit all of their forces to an invasion, they'd always leave a large portion behind to guard the homefront. But we could commit all of our forces to attack that reduced-size force, and we could do so on ground and terms favorable to us. Then, once that us destroyed, we quickly attack the enemy's territory while they are disorganzied and before they can rebuild their forces. And dthat's exactly what I tried to do, first when we thought we had dealt with Kefka, and then when we thought we could destroy the phylacteries in the pyramid. But now..."
>>52988
>"Tracy, why you run away?"
>>52989
Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
>>52990
>Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
How can he be mad and Trump for Torc killing him...
And invading his ship...
And setting his slaves free...
>Trump has repeatedly been blamed for what you did to piss him off
How can he be mad and Trump for Torc killing him...
And invading his ship...
And setting his slaves free...
>>52997
>"Can you come back for a moment? I can step away from Infernius if you don't want to see him"
>"Can you come back for a moment? I can step away from Infernius if you don't want to see him"
>>52996
Kinds of non-lawful characters generally wouldn't be very trusting of paladins, especially pirates; you probably never really had a chance of making allies out of them. Their old boss is still dead too.
>>52998
Every time he brings one back to life to try to bring him to his side.
I say just revive them all, give them some clothes to wear, and release them into the wild. Pirates should be free spirits.
Kinds of non-lawful characters generally wouldn't be very trusting of paladins, especially pirates; you probably never really had a chance of making allies out of them. Their old boss is still dead too.
>>52998
Every time he brings one back to life to try to bring him to his side.
I say just revive them all, give them some clothes to wear, and release them into the wild. Pirates should be free spirits.
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>>53007
But the crew¿
>evil
Haven't you said multiple times its a Paladins job to rid the world of evil?
But the crew¿
>evil
Haven't you said multiple times its a Paladins job to rid the world of evil?
>>53008
That would be Lenos
>>53009
The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money, but are perfectly capable of obeying orders from a superior, and care about moral virtues like honesty, loyalty, and duty in their assessment of a man. That sounds like lawful evil to me. Why would they have an alignment different from Korak?
>>53010
"I need a moment. At least"
That would be Lenos
>>53009
The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money, but are perfectly capable of obeying orders from a superior, and care about moral virtues like honesty, loyalty, and duty in their assessment of a man. That sounds like lawful evil to me. Why would they have an alignment different from Korak?
>>53010
"I need a moment. At least"
>>53011
>The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money
You intend to pay them all salaries?
>The crew are known to be interested almost exclusively in money
You intend to pay them all salaries?
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Trumpaladin moves further away from Infernius, and then finds a couch to lay on and pout
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Sad Alex's petrified body transmits radio signals across the entire continent.
Sadly, the gnomes have not yet released radio.
Sadly, the gnomes have not yet released radio.
>>53033
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0i0fGovY
Torc somehow does this while continuing his staring contest with Death She's probally gonna win cause no eyelids
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0i0fGovY
Torc somehow does this while continuing his staring contest with Death She's probally gonna win cause no eyelids
Why are we at the top of the overboard again?
>>53047
"Aww..."
*pets pony*
*Pulls her across his lap*
*realizes that both are still on a couch*
"Now use your search skills to find the remote and use magic device skills to turn on Netflix"
"Aww..."
*pets pony*
*Pulls her across his lap*
*realizes that both are still on a couch*
"Now use your search skills to find the remote and use magic device skills to turn on Netflix"
>>53049
"You're adorable sometimes*
*when she comes back to him, he plays with her cute pony forelegs and hooves*
"You're adorable sometimes*
*when she comes back to him, he plays with her cute pony forelegs and hooves*
>>53053
*carries pony into kitchen area*
"While it would be a bit grander to take you to my restaurant, this will work in a hurry"
Trumpaladin makes a delightful set of pasta for himself, and a Trump brand angus stake cooked to blued rare, just the way he imagines Tracy would like it
*gives steak to pony*
"Here you go"
*carries pony into kitchen area*
"While it would be a bit grander to take you to my restaurant, this will work in a hurry"
Trumpaladin makes a delightful set of pasta for himself, and a Trump brand angus stake cooked to blued rare, just the way he imagines Tracy would like it
*gives steak to pony*
"Here you go"
>>53060
Now thoroughly entranced by how adorable this sight is, Trumpaladin starts placing large sized carrots into the pony almost with the soothing glee of tossing papers into a shredder
Now thoroughly entranced by how adorable this sight is, Trumpaladin starts placing large sized carrots into the pony almost with the soothing glee of tossing papers into a shredder
>>53064
*Opens mouth to accept piece of almost-raw meat*
*Closes mouth and chews before swallowing*
[Happy pony noises]
*Opens mouth to accept piece of almost-raw meat*
*Closes mouth and chews before swallowing*
[Happy pony noises]
>>53065
*does this with the entire steak, piece by piece, fascinated to see the pony eat*
*pets pony with other hand*
*does this with the entire steak, piece by piece, fascinated to see the pony eat*
*pets pony with other hand*
>>53066
*Graciously accepts every chunk of meat, chewing each piece thoroughly before swallowing*
*Purrs happily as Brad pets her, appreciating the feeling of his fingers running through her mane*
*Graciously accepts every chunk of meat, chewing each piece thoroughly before swallowing*
*Purrs happily as Brad pets her, appreciating the feeling of his fingers running through her mane*
>>53067
*pulls pony onto his lap and pets her, running fingers through mane and fur and tail, as he starts to eat his own meal*
*pulls pony onto his lap and pets her, running fingers through mane and fur and tail, as he starts to eat his own meal*
Did anyone save that greentext where Anon notices the lack of salt in all of the food in Equestria so he gets into the habit of bringing a saltshaker wherever he goes, and the ponies begin to freak out because they think he's addicted to salt?
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>>53077
*is shocked at this revelation*
*continues eating pasta*
"Did you have a home before coming here, in any proper sense?"
*is shocked at this revelation*
*continues eating pasta*
"Did you have a home before coming here, in any proper sense?"
>>53079
"Yeah, yeah, I know it's junk food, but I just can't get enough of them when they're around.."
>Home
"..Not really... I've hung around places for quite a while, but I was always more of a migratory ungulate." (she's a drifter)
"Yeah, yeah, I know it's junk food, but I just can't get enough of them when they're around.."
>Home
"..Not really... I've hung around places for quite a while, but I was always more of a migratory ungulate." (she's a drifter)
>>53082
"I ended up moving around quite a bit. Multiple cities, generally for different jobs. There was this one time my I almost bought a home but I figured I'd be out of there long before I could pay off the mortgage. Almost got married too. That didn't last. I was in a different state not a half-decade later. My parents had one home where I grew up. I wish I could have stayed rooted....
You like moving around?"
"I ended up moving around quite a bit. Multiple cities, generally for different jobs. There was this one time my I almost bought a home but I figured I'd be out of there long before I could pay off the mortgage. Almost got married too. That didn't last. I was in a different state not a half-decade later. My parents had one home where I grew up. I wish I could have stayed rooted....
You like moving around?"
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