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Anonymous
ymqgH
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No.42116
42119 42121
Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
1035 replies and 123 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43177
43179
>>43175
Can you bump-lock it?
Because >>43174 is true...

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43179
43180 43181 43182
>>43176
He is most definitely not going to get what he wanted here

>>43177
I can, but are you sure you want it off? Also I checked and the bump limit is the same, so I honestly don't know what is going on.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43180
43182 43183 43190
>>43179
Yeah, but she just remembered what she wanted.

Also, pls bumplock.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43181
43183
>>43179
*becomes smol*
*grabs leg*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43182
43183
>>43180
>>43179
>ITT president trump has sex with horses
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43183
43184
>>43180
Done

*runs*

>>43181
Now how the hell is he going to be able to run away if she is on his leg?

*wobbles*

>>43182
God I love mlpol
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43184
43185
>>43183
Illoks up*
*humps leg*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43185
43186 43189
>>43184
"uh, uh, Aww..."
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43186
43187 43189
>>43185
*wing-ding eyes*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43187
43188
>>43186
*sits down*

*grabs horsey*

*Puts her in his lap*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43188
43191
>>43187
*curls up*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43189
43190 43191
>>43185
>>43186
*muffled*
"im an anti-semite look at me."
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43190
43192 43195
>>43180
Bumplock is a moot point, this bread is almost stale
>>43189
Thez gasps. Apparently just the act of him speaking against her is,... stimulating.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43191
43193
>>43188
*pets adorable little pony*
"Aww, you're irresistible when you're like that"

>>43189
*looks*
"wat?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43192
43195 43197
>>43190
*recites mien Kampf chapter 1*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43193
43194
>>43191
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43194
43196
>>43193
*hugs poner*
"You're so fluffy!"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43195
43201
>>43192
>>43190
"thez me love you,tell me how it feel"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43196
43197 43221
>>43194
*puffs up fur*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43197
43198 43199 43203
>>43192
"You're not taking my pony"

*hugs pony tightly*

"She's mine"

>>43196
*embraces the fluff

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43198
43200 43202
>>43197
"me not like tracy that way."
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43199
43200
108842__safe_crossover_scootaloo_sweetie belle_apple bloom_star wars_sith_palpatine_emperor palpatine_darth sidious.jpg
>>43197
Yes, yes... Let the fluffiness consume you..!
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43200
>>43198
"I mean... I do you like you... Maybe I'll let you pet her. Maybe"

*buries face in fur*

>>43199
reeeee

*Is almost entirely consumed by fluff*

"You're so fluffy I want to die"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43201
43204
>>43195
L... lewd.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43202
43206
>>43198
"She might bite you though. Or scratch you. I'm not sure"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43203
43207
>>43197
Tracy giggles at the feeling of Brad's face sinking into her body.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43204
43205
>>43201
"heh good."
*continues to chapter 2*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43205
43208
>>43204
She's trying to maintain her footing, if you must know.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43206
43207
>>43202
"she not done that in awhile."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43207
43209 43212
>>43203
Trumpaladin is now surrounded by fluff, which is basically what he wanted.

>"should we add one of the other ponies to this?"

>>43206
"When was the last time you tried to pet her?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43208
43211
>>43205
"you gonna want to sit down, me know the whole book"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43209
43210
>>43207
"after terrasque fight."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43210
43213
>>43209
"Oh... she just let you pet her? How did she respond?"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43211
43213
>>43208
"Not... sitting makes it,... better." She giggles lewdly.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43212
43214
>>43207
>other ponies
You've done it now
*assimilates hoo-man entirely*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43213
43214 43222
>>43210
"she walk away."
>>43211
"oh your a dirty girl huh?"
*chapter 3 initiated*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43214
43215
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>>43212
The fluff that was around him comes closer to his skin, like it's a sentient force. It slowly envelopes him. Consumes him. He becomes indistinct from the fluff

>>43213
The ball of blue fluff responds in Trumpaladin's voice

"Good. The fluff is mine. All mine"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43215
43217
>>43214
"she let pet mane though."
Anonymous
+HpHa
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No.43216
43218 43221
Uhm, quick question: when did Tracy become fluffy?

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43217
43219
>>43215
The ball of blue fur that one can only assume was once Trumpaladin hisses
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43218
43220 43221 43222
>>43216
Just a few moments ago.
She's the Element of Unoriginality: one of her talents is ripping-off other OCs.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43219
43221
>>43217
*pats sides*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43220
1514596832313.png
>>43218

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43221
43223
>>43216
Eh. This post >>43196

>>43218
This. So much this

>>43219
*reaches out with blue furred arms to rub and feel and hug the remainer of the pony*

"Did they ever make you wear one of the full body suits in mental asylums? If they're like this, it's pretty cosy"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43222
43223 43226
>>43218
So she just decided to go fluffy?
>>43213
I'm reminded of that Aryanne pic where she's speaking at a podium and has a vibrator attached
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43223
43225 43230
>>43221
"I've worn straight-jackets before, but they could never hold me for long.. They're not that cosy.."
>>43222
Yes.
We Flufflepuff nao.
Anonymous
WjJfm
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No.43225
43227 43228 43229
857211__questionable_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_ferguson_fried chicken_monochrome_nigga_racism_transformation_underhoof_vul.jpg
>>43223
"I see..."

Hugs fluff, because there is just never enough
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43226
>>43222
yea i know
>couldn't find it.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43227
>>43225
>pic
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43228
43231
>>43225
>dat pic
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43229
43231
686428__explicit_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_dialogue_dirty talk_estrus_female_fucking insane_insane asylum_insanity_monochr.jpg
>>43225
At least post the pic with the straightjacket...
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43230
>>43223
>Fluffle-stab

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43231
43232 43233 43236
551605__artist needed_semi-dash-grimdark_oc_oc-colon-marker pony_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_imminent rape_knife_monochrome__rape.jpeg
>>43228
There's only like 320 pics of Tracy Cage and no new ones, compared to a pony like Flash Sentry who has over 7000 and evidently a number of fans. There are only so many to upload
The image I really want to upload, a picture of Chrystalis being consumed by flufflepuffs, didn't want to upload

>>43229
"Is your past behind you, on Equestria? Is it best to forget about it? Are you starting anew?"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43232
43233 43234
>>43231
I have a bunch of pics on a zip.
"You can take a pony out of Equestria, but you can't take Equestria out of a pony. Now shhhh..."
*stuffs head deep down into infinite chasm of fluff*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43233
43234 43237
>>43231
>>43232
if i had better drawfag skills id draw some stuff from the campaign.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43234
43235 43239
>>43232
*concerned*

>>43233
I wish I had meaningful skills to contribute
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43235
43238
>>43234
if im ever arrested will you represent me?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
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No.43236
43238
tracy's knives.jpg
>>43231
>pic
Dammit, I really do regret losing those meme-knives...
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43237
43239
>>43233
U n me both

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43238
43240 43242
>>43235
I need to graduate first... And probably get some experience as a prosecutor first... I applied to three offices this morning at least

>>43236
"You don't want to start anew?"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43239
43241
>>43237
>>43234
The trick is to just keep doing it a lot and keep exploring what you can do with your tools. If you do something enough, you're bound to get half decent at it.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43240
43241
>>43238
"I have, silly. Years ago, I would've never hoped to have ever become a mommy, but now here I am..."
*sighs*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43241
43243
>>43240
"Why are you sighing, little pony?"

>>43239
I was starting to learn how to do basic changes to code in config before a dev nerfed it...
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43242
43244
>>43238
keep it up.

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43243
43244 43245 43246
>>43241
>"Why are you sighing, little pony?"
"It's just.. a nuance... Just a few months ago, my womb was as barren as a desert, but then a part of me that was supposed to be dead grew back as something different.. it's strange, butit makes me so happy.."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43244
43245 43248
>>43243
>>43242
I'll try. I really hope I can get one of the big offices. I've gotten interviews even at cool places but no call backs and no offers...

>>43243
"That's the thing, it's a nuance. Is anything else different for you?"
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43245
43246 43247 43248
>>43243
>>43244
"uh if its a problem me could take a look, me am a doktor after all."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43246
43251
>>43243
"What do you mean "different." What's different about how it has grown back"

>>43245
"I'm not sure how to respond to that"
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43247
43250
>>43245
In a 'unique position' to conduct pelvic exams. Xp
Thez is really diggin' Pickle-I'nis btw. P-I'nes?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43248
43250 43251
>>43245
"No, it's not a problem at all. In fact, I think I like it."
>>43244
>different
"I have been getting awfully hungry lately though.. I get the weirdest cravings too.."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43250
43252
>>43248
"Is that all? Is nothing else different from the moment you left Equestria?"

>>43247
Now I know how to respond to that
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43251
>>43246
>>43248
"me mean no slight"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43252
43253 43254
>>43250
"I've gained a lot of weight... and there's that thing where I catch fire.."
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43253
43254 43255
>>43252
"want me to purge jew (((blood)))?"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43254
43256
>>43252
"I don't think you're understanding me. You are referring to physical changes. I am asking about changes to the way you want to live your life"

>>43253
"YES!"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43255
43257 43258
>>43253
"N-no.. I don't know what'd happen to my new womb..."
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43256
43257
>>43254
>changes to the way you want to live your life
She's less chaotic than I would've played her.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43257
43259
>>43255
"Nothing bad, I assure you"

>>43256
Um... can you have her answer?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43258
43261
>>43255
"me can see you're concerns,me could give iv of hores blood."

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43259
>>43257
>I assure you
What does he know?
>her answer
Idk how to communicate that, desu.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43260
43267
Thez has now migrated to the jaccuzzi, otherwise carry on.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43261
43262
>>43258
>What does he know
Lol. Have you noticed he greats every resurrected creature that wakes up in the Entertron with "You were resurrected by the power of Football"?

>>43258
"No no! We pump holy water into her through an IV. That will purge undesirable elements for sure!"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43262
43263
>>43261
>holy water into her through an IV.
No, staph. That will literally burn her like acid.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43263
43266
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>>43262
>>43262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53gUu-jN0Vo

Only the undesirable elements
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43264
43274 43289
Can Tracy add some vials of alchemist fire to her bag?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43266
43268 43269
>>43263
No, it burns ebil creatures. That's how holy water works.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43267
43269
>>43260
"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt ana.
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.

In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, ana.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.

In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an, ana.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana."
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43268
43270
>>43266
Only undead and evil outsiders. Ponies are safe, even evil ones
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43269
43273 43274
>>43266
Undead and ebil outsiders only, and yes its like acid to them.
>>43267
Thez, from the back of the ship, sounds almost like she's being attacked (stabbed, if you will).
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43270
43271 43275
>>43268
Ni means no, Anon.
*reabsorbs hoo-man*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43271
43272
>>43270
"How many times have you been told "no," and proceeded anyways?"

*plans to purge the unclean elements from Tracy*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43272
43276
>>43271
>*fluff flows into mouth*
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43273
>>43269
*keks as hard as possible*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43274
>>43269
>>43264

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43275
43280
400px-Knightni.jpg
>>43270

Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43276
43277
>>43272
>"I'll cleanse you Tracy. I shall cleanse you"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43277
43278
>>43276
>*tidal wave of fuzzy thoughts clot-up mind*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43278
43279
>>43277
*Is fuzzed out... for now*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43279
43281
>>43278
>*sinks ever-deeper into the Plane of Fluffiness*
"There, there.." *pats flank*
"It'll be alright.."
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43280
43283
>>43275
"pickle infernuis!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43281
43282
>>43279
>Even in his blue and fuzzy prison, scheming thoughts still course through his mind
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43282
43286 43295
>>43281
>*hairs enter brain through nose and stop neurons from firing*
*pulls n deeper*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43283
43284 43288
>>43280
This is why she started calling him I'nis btw, cuz Infernius is a 4-syllable, doesnt-flow-well-with-most-phrases name. I'nis (EEEE-nis) just works so much better.
And since you did ask, I will state that its not entirely/wholly the experience of having a self-moving/gyrating phallus inside her that is so very satisfying. There's entirely new and exciting elements to Pickle-I'nis. Its almost vore-level shit at this point.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43284
387654__safe_artist-colon-zee66_oc_oc-colon-echo_oc only_animated_bat pony_eeee_pony_screech_seizure warning_solo_vibrating.gif
>>43283
>EEEE-nis

Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43285
*helps self to snack food*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43286
43287 43291
image.png
>>43282

Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43287
>>43286
Don't forget to imagine it with the echoey double-voice
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43288
43290 43295
>>43283
P-I'nis.
its not vore-tier
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43289
43294
>>43264
Can she make this, or does it require special feats?
It's not magical, but idk how long it takes.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43290
43294
>>43288
>88 checked
mot vore-tier
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43291
>>43286
Just like that only with the occasional random knife swimming through, like a shark.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43292
43293 43294 43295
How much XP is a non-combatant humanoid worth?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43293
>>43292
Is it worth at least one point?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43294
43299 43301
>>43289
>mundane items
e_6
You want some sterno? They sell that at the shop.
>>43290
Vaginal vore, yeah.
>>43292
1HD? 5
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43295
43296 43299 43301
>>43282
GM, speaking of vore, my character seems to have been phagocytized by another character. How do I get out of this?

>>43288
What you are doing is called "unbirthing." It's vaginal vore

>>43292
Ban
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43296
43297 43302
>>43295
>How do I get out of this?
Probably Escape Artist check, but you're probably going to want to make a Fortitude save to avoid being absorbed entirely pretty soon.
WjJfm
?
No.43297
43298
>>43296
Um
WjJfm
?
No.43298
43303
[1d20+20 = 27]
>>43297

Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43299
>>43294
>>43295
nah.
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43300
43306
BTW, I hope this isn't too high on the overboard, but I almost wanna suggest a "Gay Bathhouse" player for the Mlpol 4cc team. I know there'd be pillars of salt if I even suggested it.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43301
43304
>>43295
*pulls even deeper*
>>43294
>mudane items
I just wanna throw fire...
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43302
>>43296
>inb4 fluff of holding
Its not fluff of holding, so he's not at risk so to speak
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43303
43307
>>43298
>Implying charisma bonus of 10
You're safe for now...
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43304
43309
>>43301
Alchemist's fire does a max of 7 damage. Tracy does more than that with her strength bonus alone, and sometimes her hooves are on fire.
WjJfm
?
No.43305
43308 43309 43321
[1d20+5 = 21]
Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?

Rolling to resist crushing wall of fluff
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43306
>>43300
ill do it i love salt.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43307
>>43303
Charisma bonus of 4, Constitution bonus of 1, resistance (cloak) bonus of 4, Luck (stone) bonus of 1
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43308
43310 43313
>>43305
OH THANK GOD

*Does hand movements*
"Woo ooo ooh ooo!"
*trows small firecracker on the ground*

"Fae, I summon thee!"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43309
43311 43312 43313
Evil-Plotting-Raccoon.jpg
>>43304
Her ability says it can ignite flammable materials, but I can't get anything to stay burning for some reason..
Is there a way I can get her to set things on fire so they actually continue burning?
>>43305
Lucky you. You've managed to somehow survive the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness of Tracy's all-consuming fluff.
Now only if you'll ever be able to make an Escape Artist check with that full-plate Armor class penalty.
Better pray for a 20. You'll soon be entering the Hadopelagic Zone.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43310
43311 43312
>>43308
*monsterous hairs instantly drag you back into the wall of fluff*
"You're going to be staying in there for a while now, Flashy.."
WjJfm
?
No.43311
43314
[1d20+25 = 36]
>>43309
>Tries to milk sus
Lol no

>>43309
Eeeek! I made a fortitude save, then a strength check, so I think maybe he's out of the fluff for a moment?

>>43310
Fuck

Either way, I know my next move...

"Fae! Save me!"

Fae: Grapple Trumpaladin
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43312
43314
>>43310
>>43309
what is this Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43313
43317
>>43308
"Be there in a minute!" can be heard from somewhere in the distance.
>>43309
Because the fire she's applying is unnatural and temporary. A moist clearing of forest isn't going to burn for very long even if you keep the flame applied throughout, which Tracy did not so. She tore up some stuff, caught a few things ON fire, and then continued her autistic rampage. Consequently, there was some charring but little overall damage to the area.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43314
43315 43316 43317
>>43312
We Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo nao!
>>43311
*throws down smoke-bomb*
*escapes with paladin*
[insane laughter*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43315
>>43314
Actually, forget the smokebomb, use one of those Darkness kunai, because it'd look cooler.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43316
>>43314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx-9zJ3UpvQ
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43317
43318
26F1B0C200000578-0-image-m-3_1427198936980.jpg
images (3).jpg
>>43313
>>43314
>>43314
Reeee! Let her do a grapple sneak attack and drag him off like an antelope... Or how tigers sometimes do with humans
lK8Ew
?
No.43318
43319
[1d20+23 = 26]
>>43317
>sneak attack
lol no
*flees under the cover of darkness*
Rolling to Sneak away while lion is confused
WjJfm
?
No.43319
43320
[1d20+24 = 35]
>>43318
Spot check!
WjJfm
?
No.43320
43322
[1d20+25 = 42]
>>43319
Pounce grapple on Trumpaladin!
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43321
43323 43327
e31.png
>>43305
>Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Because it's the most danger your character has ever been in.
>pounce-grapple
Nonsense
Where does that 25 modifier come from anyway?
Also, grappling provokes an attack of opportunity, which means Tracy can throw another one of her keen Darkness kunai.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43322
43329
>>43320
*fluff begins to invade crotch-dock where armor piece was stolen and wrap around his body like a cocoon*
lK8Ew
?
No.43323
43324 43327
[1d20+24 = 36]
>>43321
Yet another roll to hide under the cover of Darkness.
*absorbs hoo-man deeper*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43324
43325 43326 43328
>>43323
Psssst, just how far are you planning to go with this?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43325
>>43324
As long as I can.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43326
>>43324
All the way.
WjJfm
?
No.43327
43330
[1d20+25 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 26]
>>43321
>modifier
14 from base attack bonus, 7 from strength, 4 from size category

>pounce grapple is nonsense
I mean, a real big cat can do it, so why not?

>attack of opportunity
Make it, her dander free skin has been hardened by Elway himself

>>43323
Spot check, then grapple attack
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43328
43331
>>43324
Um... did the first grapple attack land?
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43329
43332
>>43322
>monster girl quest nao
lK8Ew
?
No.43330
43336
[1d20+13 = 20]
>>43327
Darkness Kunai as distraction (using poison)
Activate Robe of Scintillating colors
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43331
Fae arrives on deck. "Trump! Trump? Are you here? Oh, I guess not.
Fae flies off.

Just kidding. Fae arrives on deck.
>>43328
Desu, I haven't even stopped to see what is being rolled for, by who, or what the actual mechanics are behind the rolls (cuz I can tell that there have been some mis-applications) half the time
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43332
>>43329
Best yanderes ever
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43333
43334 43335 43337
*absorbs hoo-man*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43334
43381
>>43333
Oooh, quads
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43335
>>43333
>quads
WjJfm
?
No.43336
43338 43340
[1d25 = 16]
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>43330
>doesn't beat her Elway given AC

Spot check for Trump, then pounce grapple, then drag him away into tall grass like she's going to eat him
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43337
335151__safe_adele_barely pony related_doom faust_doom paul_drama_equestria girls drama_human_image macro_irl_irl human_lauren faust_lyrics_meta_photo_.jpg
>>43333

lK8Ew
?
No.43338
43339 43341
[1d20+23 = 27]
>>43336
>pouncing in spaces with not enough room to charge
*Escape artist check to slip away with paladin, all the while dragging him deeper*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43339
>>43338
Aww shucks...
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43340
43341
>>43336
*considers absorbing Fae too*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43341
43342 43348
>>43338
Tracy can do escape artist checks when she's being grappled. She can do hide checks when she's being spotted. But Trumpaladin is the one being spotted and Grappled.

*Grabs human in mouth, and runs off with him like a man-eating tiger*

>>43340
reeee
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43342
43343 43344 43349
>>43341
Pursues, hair-tentacle waving like a monstrous octopus
>tfw racial Run feat
"~Flaaaaashy! Wait for me!"
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43343
43344
>>43342
hair tentacles*
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43344
43345
>>43342
>>43343
You do realize I'm letting this play out for posterity right?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43345
43346
>>43344
Yes..
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43346
43347
>>43345
By all means, carry on with the hair-tentacles. Thez is all ahaigo(sp?) in the jaccuzzi.
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43347
43351
>>43346
nice.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43348
43349 43351
>>43341
*continues chasing kitty, hair-tentacles reaching forward for the tip of her tail*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43349
43350 43351
Trumpaladin being carried to safety.jpg
>>43342
>>43348
*runs, and faster*

When being the human in pic related is less scary than a small pony
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43350
43353
>>43349
You look behind you to see a a pale blue, wriggling fluffball speeding behind you.. it appears to be getting bigger..
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43351
43352 43353
>>43347
She figures if he ever wants to stop, he'll let her know.
>>43348
>>43349
GM wonders where they're running to, certainly not on the ground, nor on the airship. Fug it. >popcorn
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43352
>>43351
hes only doing it because she likes it.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43353
43354 43355
>>43350
Mother fucker

Release ever-smoking bottle!

Fae, do manuevers!

>>43351
>Waiting on Infernius's faggot to get tired of his character being a dildo
lol, that's never happening
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43354
>>43353
And I'm not just being lewd with her disposition either. Through numerous candid dialogues and interactions I've had, I feel I can safely say that any woman who found her beloved micro-sized would put 'em in their vag, with a 60%+ consistency.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43355
43356 43357
>>43353
*picks up bottle, pockets it, and pursues hoo-man again, knowing he can run, but he can't hide*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43356
43358
>>43355
He's not dropping it, just opening the cap

*considers doing ride check to actually mount the dragon-lion*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43357
43359
>>43355
*pursues kitty carrying hoo-man again* (because where would they have gone?)
Tracy's hair tentacles grow ever longer, each seeming to have a mind of its own. They wriggle erratically in every direction, out for blood.
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43358
43359
>>43356
*follows trail of smoke*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43359
43360 43361
>>43358
>>43357
Well mother fucker

*closes cap*

*cuts off into the tall grass like a real big cat, harder to see*

Tracy doesn't have the track feat
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43360
43362 43364
>>43359
She does from her alternate form, and she can still make Tracking checks.
*follows path of trampled grass*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43361
43363 43364
>>43359
"~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaashy...!" calls out an ominously affectionate voice from behind
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43362
43365
>>43360
The feats that come with the template form of an alternate form creature are not added to the player character claiming the alternate form
Anonymous
Y/EyQ
?
No.43363
>>43361
*shivers up pickle spine*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43364
43369
>>43361
>>43360
Trumpaladin knows exactly where he needs to go...
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43365
43366 43368
>>43362
Whatever.
She's twce Fae's speed, so she still would've caught up to them by now.
*bloodthirsty hair-tentacles reach forward*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43366
43367
>>43365
>twice Fae's speed
No she's not
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43367
43369 43370
>>43366
She is with her horseshoes.
WjJfm
?
No.43368
43372
[2d20 = 18]
>>43365
*quick draws keen-edged letter opener*

*Stabs at medusa tentacles*
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43369
43371
>>43367
>>43364
Let's see where he goes though.
*tentacles flail*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43370
43372
>>43367
What are you alleging her ground speed to be?
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43371
43372
>>43369
>Implying you don't know the answer to that question
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43372
43373 43375
>>43368
You slash the tentacle clean off.. but they just grow back, two-fold! The hydra-hairs wriggle in pain and fury with an eldritch hissing sound.
>>43370
Last time I heard it was 50 base speed, but idk.
>>43371
Bring us there.
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43373
43374 43375
>>43372
>Hydra fluff
reeeee!!!!

Tracy finds the trail leads her down into Port Barry. Across the bridge where the activist judge was killed - again, through the Northern Gate. Past around empty lots and new developments. Past the monastery. And then... to Mile High stadium
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43374
43375
>>43373
Tracy continues to pursue her husband, her gargantuan mass of fluff wriggling in every direction.
"....~Flaaaaaaaaaaaashyyyyyyy..!"
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43375
43376
81c 7rxGuML._SY450_.jpg
>>43372
>>43373
>>43374
Through the front gate, past the ticket booth. Cuts through some doors onto the lower level. Onto the field, and - what's that you see over by the 50 yard line? A Gatorade water keg?
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43376
43377
>>43375
*tentacles reach out and grab the kek, the wriggling monstrous hairs parched for fluids of any kind*
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43377
>>43376
It does have the electrolytes plants crave
Anonymous
WjJfm
?
No.43378
43380
"Sanctus Footballus Elwayus Americanus" They say in unison
Anonymous
+HpHa
?
No.43379
I think the mad bastard actually pulled it off
Mrs. Sentry
lK8Ew
?
No.43380
43382 43384
>>43378
*tentacle heads turn towards the voices, with an eldritch hissing hsound*