Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>43176He is most definitely
not going to get what he wanted here
>>43177I can, but are you sure you want it off? Also I checked and the bump limit is the same, so I honestly don't know what is going on.
>>43179Yeah, but she just remembered what she wanted.
Also, pls bumplock.
>>43180Done
*runs*
>>43181Now how the hell is he going to be able to run away if she is on his leg?
*wobbles*
>>43182God I love mlpol
>>43185>>43186*muffled*
"im an anti-semite look at me."
>>43180Bumplock is a moot point, this bread is almost stale
>>43189Thez gasps. Apparently just the act of him speaking against her is,... stimulating.
>>43188*pets adorable little pony*
"Aww, you're irresistible when you're like that"
>>43189*looks*
"wat?"
>>43190*recites mien Kampf chapter 1*
>>43192>>43190"thez me love you,tell me how it feel"
>>43192"You're not taking my pony"
*hugs pony tightly*
"She's mine"
>>43196*embraces the fluff
>>43197"me not like tracy that way."
>>43197Yes, yes... Let the fluffiness consume you..!
>>43198"I mean... I do you like you... Maybe I'll let you pet her.
Maybe"
*buries face in fur*
>>43199reeeee*Is almost entirely consumed by fluff*
"You're so fluffy I want to die"
>>43198"She might bite you though. Or scratch you. I'm not sure"
>>43197Tracy giggles at the feeling of Brad's face sinking into her body.
>>43204She's trying to maintain her footing, if you must know.
>>43202"she not done that in awhile."
>>43203Trumpaladin is now surrounded by fluff, which is basically what he wanted.
>"should we add one of the other ponies to this?">>43206"When was the last time you tried to pet her?"
>>43205"you gonna want to sit down, me know the whole book"
>>43209"Oh... she just let you pet her? How did she respond?"
>>43208"Not... sitting makes it,... better." She giggles lewdly.
>>43207>other poniesYou've done it now
*assimilates hoo-man entirely*
>>43210"she walk away."
>>43211"oh your a dirty girl huh?"
*chapter 3 initiated*
>>43212The fluff that was around him comes closer to his skin, like it's a sentient force. It slowly envelopes him. Consumes him. He becomes indistinct from the fluff
>>43213The ball of blue fluff responds in Trumpaladin's voice
"Good. The fluff is mine.
All mine"
>>43214"she let pet mane though."
Uhm, quick question: when did Tracy become fluffy?
>>43215The ball of blue fur that one can only assume was once Trumpaladin hisses
>>43216Just a few moments ago.
She's the Element of Unoriginality: one of her talents is ripping-off other OCs.
>>43216Eh. This post
>>43196>>43218This. So much this
>>43219*reaches out with blue furred arms to rub and feel and hug the remainer of the pony*
"Did they ever make you wear one of the full body suits in mental asylums? If they're like this, it's pretty cosy"
>>43218So she just decided to go fluffy?
>>43213I'm reminded of that Aryanne pic where she's speaking at a podium and has a vibrator attached
>>43221"I've worn straight-jackets before, but they could never hold me for long.. They're not that cosy.."
>>43222Yes.
We Flufflepuff nao.
>>43223"I see..."
Hugs fluff, because there is just never enough
>>43225At least post the pic with the straightjacket...
>>43228There's only like 320 pics of Tracy Cage and no new ones, compared to a pony like Flash Sentry who has over 7000 and evidently a number of fans. There are only so many to uploadThe image I really want to upload, a picture of Chrystalis being consumed by flufflepuffs, didn't want to upload>>43229"Is your past behind you, on Equestria? Is it best to forget about it? Are you starting anew?"
>>43231I have a bunch of pics on a zip."You can take a pony out of Equestria, but you can't take Equestria out of a pony. Now shhhh..."
*stuffs head deep down into infinite chasm of fluff*
>>43231>picDammit, I really do regret losing those meme-knives...
>>43235I need to graduate first... And probably get some experience as a prosecutor first... I applied to three offices this morning at least>>43236"You don't want to start anew?"
>>43237>>43234The trick is to just keep doing it a lot and keep exploring what you can do with your tools. If you do something enough, you're bound to get half decent at it.
>>43238"I have, silly. Years ago, I would've never hoped to have ever become a mommy, but now here I am..."
*sighs*
>>43240"Why are you sighing, little pony?"
>>43239I was starting to learn how to do basic changes to code in config before a dev nerfed it...
>>43241>"Why are you sighing, little pony?""It's just.. a nuance... Just a few months ago, my womb was as barren as a desert, but then a part of me that was supposed to be dead grew back as something
different.. it's strange, butit makes me so happy.."
>>43243>>43242I'll try. I really hope I can get one of the big offices. I've gotten interviews even at cool places but no call backs and no offers...>>43243"That's the thing, it's a nuance. Is anything else different for you?"
>>43243>>43244"uh if its a problem me could take a look, me am a doktor after all."
>>43243"What do you mean "different." What's different about how it has grown back"
>>43245"I'm not sure how to respond to that"
>>43245In a 'unique position' to conduct pelvic exams. Xp
Thez is really diggin' Pickle-I'nis btw.
P-I'nes? >>43245"No, it's not a problem at all. In fact, I think I like it."
>>43244>different"I have been getting awfully hungry lately though.. I get the weirdest cravings too.."
>>43248"Is that all? Is nothing else different from the moment you left Equestria?"
>>43247Now I know how to respond to that
>>43250"I've gained a lot of weight... and there's that thing where I catch fire.."
>>43252"want me to purge jew (((blood)))?"
>>43252"I don't think you're understanding me. You are referring to physical changes. I am asking about changes to the way you want to live your life"
>>43253"YES!"
>>43253"N-no.. I don't know what'd happen to my new womb..."
>>43254>changes to the way you want to live your lifeShe's less chaotic than I would've played her.
>>43255"Nothing bad, I assure you"
>>43256Um... can you have
her answer?
>>43255"me can see you're concerns,me could give iv of hores blood."
>>43257>I assure youWhat does he know?
>her answerIdk how to communicate that, desu.
Thez has now migrated to the jaccuzzi, otherwise carry on.
>>43258>What does he knowLol. Have you noticed he greats every resurrected creature that wakes up in the Entertron with "You were resurrected by the power of Football"?
>>43258"No no! We pump holy water into her through an IV. That will purge undesirable elements for sure!"
>>43261>holy water into her through an IV.No, staph. That will literally burn her like acid.
Can Tracy add some vials of alchemist fire to her bag?
>>43263No, it burns ebil creatures. That's how holy water works.
>>43260"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt ana.
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, ana.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an, ana.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana."
>>43266Only undead and evil outsiders. Ponies are safe, even evil ones
>>43266Undead and ebil outsiders only, and yes its like acid to them.
>>43267Thez, from the back of the ship, sounds almost like she's being attacked (stabbed, if you will).
>>43270"How many times have you been told "no," and proceeded anyways?"
*plans to purge the unclean elements from Tracy*
>>43269*keks as hard as possible*
>>43277*Is fuzzed out... for now*
>>43278>*sinks ever-deeper into the Plane of Fluffiness*"There, there.." *pats flank*
"It'll be alright.."
>>43280This is why she started calling him I'nis btw, cuz Infernius is a 4-syllable, doesnt-flow-well-with-most-phrases name. I'nis (EEEE-nis) just works so much better.
And since you did ask, I will state that its not entirely/wholly the experience of having a self-moving/gyrating phallus inside her that is so very satisfying. There's entirely new and exciting elements to Pickle-I'nis. Its almost vore-level shit at this point.
*helps self to snack food*
>>43286Don't forget to imagine it with the echoey double-voice
>>43264Can she make this, or does it require special feats?
It's not magical, but idk how long it takes.
>>43286Just like that only with the occasional random knife swimming through, like a shark.
How much XP is a non-combatant humanoid worth?
>>43292Is it worth at least one point?
>>43289>mundane itemse_6
You want some sterno? They sell that at the shop.
>>43290Vaginal vore, yeah.
>>432921HD? 5
>>43282GM, speaking of vore, my character seems to have been phagocytized by another character. How do I get out of this?
>>43288What you are doing is called "unbirthing." It's vaginal vore
>>43292Ban
>>43295>How do I get out of this?Probably Escape Artist check, but you're probably going to want to make a Fortitude save to avoid being absorbed entirely pretty soon.
BTW, I hope this isn't too high on the overboard, but I almost wanna suggest a "Gay Bathhouse" player for the Mlpol 4cc team. I know there'd be pillars of salt if I even suggested it.
>>43295*pulls even deeper*
>>43294>mudane itemsI just wanna throw fire...
>>43296>inb4 fluff of holdingIts not fluff of holding, so he's not at risk so to speak
>>43301Alchemist's fire does a max of 7 damage. Tracy does more than that with her strength bonus alone,
and sometimes her hooves are on fire.
[1d20+5 = 21]
Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Rolling to resist crushing wall of fluff
>>43303Charisma bonus of 4, Constitution bonus of 1, resistance (cloak) bonus of 4, Luck (stone) bonus of 1
>>43305OH THANK GOD
*Does hand movements*
"Woo ooo ooh ooo!"
*trows small firecracker on the ground*
"Fae, I summon thee!"
>>43304Her ability says it can ignite flammable materials, but I can't get anything to stay burning for some reason..
Is there a way I can get her to set things on fire so they actually continue burning?
>>43305Lucky you. You've managed to somehow survive the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness of Tracy's all-consuming fluff.
Now only if you'll ever be able to make an Escape Artist check with that full-plate Armor class penalty.
Better pray for a 20. You'll soon be entering the Hadopelagic Zone.
>>43308*monsterous hairs instantly drag you back into the wall of fluff*
"You're going to be staying in there for a while now, Flashy.."
[1d20+25 = 36]>>43309>Tries to milk susLol no
>>43309Eeeek! I made a fortitude save, then a strength check, so I think maybe he's out of the fluff for a moment?
>>43310Fuck
Either way, I know my next move...
"Fae! Save me!"
Fae: Grapple Trumpaladin
>>43310>>43309what is this Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?
>>43308"Be there in a minute!" can be heard from somewhere in the distance.
>>43309Because the fire she's applying is unnatural and temporary. A moist clearing of forest isn't going to burn for very long even if you keep the flame applied throughout, which Tracy did not so. She tore up some stuff, caught a few things ON fire, and then continued her autistic rampage. Consequently, there was some charring but little overall damage to the area.
>>43312We Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo nao!
>>43311*throws down smoke-bomb*
*escapes with paladin*
[insane laughter*
>>43314Actually, forget the smokebomb, use one of those Darkness kunai, because it'd look cooler.
>>43313>>43314>>43314Reeee! Let her do a grapple sneak attack and drag him off like an antelope... Or how tigers sometimes do with humans
[1d20+23 = 26]>>43317>sneak attacklol no
*flees under the cover of darkness*
Rolling to Sneak away while lion is confused
[1d20+25 = 42]>>43319Pounce grapple on Trumpaladin!
>>43305>Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?Because it's the most danger your character has ever been in.
>pounce-grappleNonsense
Where does that 25 modifier come from anyway?
Also, grappling provokes an attack of opportunity, which means Tracy can throw another one of her keen Darkness kunai.
>>43320*fluff begins to invade crotch-dock where armor piece was stolen and wrap around his body like a cocoon*
[1d20+24 = 36]>>43321Yet another roll to hide under the cover of Darkness.
*absorbs hoo-man deeper*
[1d20+25 = 30][1d20+24 = 26]>>43321>modifier14 from base attack bonus, 7 from strength, 4 from size category
>pounce grapple is nonsenseI mean, a real big cat can do it, so why not?
>attack of opportunityMake it, her dander free skin has been hardened by Elway himself
>>43323Spot check, then grapple attack
>>43324Um... did the first grapple attack land?
[1d20+13 = 20]>>43327Darkness Kunai as distraction (using poison)
Activate Robe of Scintillating colors
Fae arrives on deck. "Trump! Trump? Are you here? Oh, I guess not.
Fae flies off.
Just kidding. Fae arrives on deck.
>>43328Desu, I haven't even stopped to see what is being rolled for, by who, or what the
actual mechanics are behind the rolls (cuz I can tell that there have been some mis-applications) half the time
[1d25 = 16][1d20+24 = 31]>>43330>doesn't beat her Elway given ACSpot check for Trump, then pounce grapple, then drag him away into tall grass like she's going to eat him
[1d20+23 = 27]>>43336>pouncing in spaces with not enough room to charge*Escape artist check to slip away with paladin, all the while dragging him deeper*
>>43336*considers absorbing Fae too*
>>43338Tracy can do escape artist checks when she's being grappled. She can do hide checks when she's being spotted. But Trumpaladin is the one being spotted and Grappled.
*Grabs human in mouth, and runs off with him like a man-eating tiger*
>>43340reeee >>43341Pursues, hair-tentacle waving like a monstrous octopus
>tfw racial Run feat"~Flaaaaashy! Wait for me!"
>>43342>>43343You do realize I'm letting this play out for posterity right?
>>43345By all means, carry on with the hair-tentacles. Thez is all ahaigo(sp?) in the jaccuzzi.
>>43341*continues chasing kitty, hair-tentacles reaching forward for the tip of her tail*
>>43342>>43348*runs, and faster*
When being the human in pic related is less scary than a small pony
>>43349You look behind you to see a a pale blue, wriggling fluffball speeding behind you.. it appears to be getting bigger..
>>43347She figures if he ever wants to stop, he'll let her know.
>>43348>>43349GM wonders where they're running to, certainly not on the ground, nor on the airship. Fug it. >popcorn
>>43351hes only doing it because she likes it.
>>43350Mother fucker
Release ever-smoking bottle!
Fae, do manuevers!
>>43351>Waiting on Infernius's faggot to get tired of his character being a dildolol, that's never happening
>>43353And I'm not
just being lewd with her disposition either. Through numerous candid dialogues and interactions I've had, I feel I can safely say that any woman who found her beloved micro-sized would put 'em in their vag, with a 60%+ consistency.
>>43353*picks up bottle, pockets it, and pursues hoo-man again, knowing he can run, but he can't hide*
>>43355He's not dropping it, just opening the cap
*considers doing ride check to actually mount the dragon-lion*
>>43355*pursues kitty carrying hoo-man again* (because where would they have gone?)
Tracy's hair tentacles grow ever longer, each seeming to have a mind of its own. They wriggle erratically in every direction, out for blood.
>>43358>>43357Well mother fucker
*closes cap*
*cuts off into the tall grass like a real big cat, harder to see*
Tracy doesn't have the track feat >>43359She does from her alternate form, and she can still make Tracking checks.*follows path of trampled grass*
>>43359"
~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaashy...!" calls out an ominously affectionate voice from behind
>>43360The feats that come with the template form of an alternate form creature are not added to the player character claiming the alternate form
>>43361*shivers up pickle spine*
>>43361>>43360Trumpaladin knows exactly where he needs to go...
>>43362Whatever.
She's twce Fae's speed, so she still would've caught up to them by now.
*bloodthirsty hair-tentacles reach forward*
>>43366She is with her horseshoes.
[2d20 = 18]>>43365*quick draws keen-edged letter opener*
*Stabs at medusa tentacles*
>>43367>>43364Let's see where he goes though.
*tentacles flail*
>>43367What are you alleging her ground speed to be?
>>43368You slash the tentacle clean off.. but they just grow back, two-fold! The hydra-hairs wriggle in pain and fury with an eldritch hissing sound.
>>43370Last time I heard it was 50 base speed, but idk.
>>43371Bring us there.
>>43372>Hydra fluffreeeee!!!!
Tracy finds the trail leads her down into Port Barry. Across the bridge where the activist judge was killed - again, through the Northern Gate. Past around empty lots and new developments. Past the monastery. And then... to Mile High stadium
>>43373Tracy continues to pursue her husband, her gargantuan mass of fluff wriggling in every direction.
"....~Flaaaaaaaaaaaashyyyyyyy..!"
>>43372>>43373>>43374Through the front gate, past the ticket booth. Cuts through some doors onto the lower level. Onto the field, and - what's that you see over by the 50 yard line? A Gatorade water keg?
>>43375*tentacles reach out and grab the kek, the wriggling monstrous hairs parched for fluids of any kind*
>>43376It
does have the electrolytes plants crave
"Sanctus Footballus Elwayus Americanus" They say in unison
I think the mad bastard actually pulled it off
>>43378*tentacle heads turn towards the voices, with an eldritch hissing hsound*