Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
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>>42752
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
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>>42757
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
*looks down at drink wondering if he is really that drunk off of only a few glasses*oofda
>>42766
>Horsing around
Kek
*resumes humping pony*
>Horsing around
Kek
*resumes humping pony*
>>42764
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
>>42768
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.
>>42775
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
>>42780
Is pushed back and humps back, but...
Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act
*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room
>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at
"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
Is pushed back and humps back, but...
Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act
*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room
>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at
"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
>>42783
She succeeds in grabbing on to him but... she's dragged with him, either by his legs or on him
She succeeds in grabbing on to him but... she's dragged with him, either by his legs or on him
>>42786
Trumpaladin shrugs, knocks pony off, then goes back to her, and tries to mount her again
"I guess I can continue"
Trumpaladin shrugs, knocks pony off, then goes back to her, and tries to mount her again
"I guess I can continue"
>>42787
1 int isn't terrible for animals. You can actually train him for a general purpose, like guarding.
1 int isn't terrible for animals. You can actually train him for a general purpose, like guarding.
Well nao
>>42810
"No Dragonne has ever experienced this"
*thrusts deeply into pony*
"But you have, my baby blue"
*Kisses with adorable pony mouth*
"You're actually cuter now than you were back then. When I told you you were cute"
"No Dragonne has ever experienced this"
*thrusts deeply into pony*
"But you have, my baby blue"
*Kisses with adorable pony mouth*
"You're actually cuter now than you were back then. When I told you you were cute"
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>>42820
He has an awesome ring shield that gives him +7 shield bonus, a ring of protection for +3, a dexterity bonus of +2, and +3 bracers of armor. That's actually pretty good protection. But Fae is just fucking awesome and could kill him anyways
>>42823
*dismounts pony*
Gets in front of Tracy
"You're not convinced, are you?"
Sad pony noises. He lies down between two Corgis
He has an awesome ring shield that gives him +7 shield bonus, a ring of protection for +3, a dexterity bonus of +2, and +3 bracers of armor. That's actually pretty good protection. But Fae is just fucking awesome and could kill him anyways
>>42823
*dismounts pony*
Gets in front of Tracy
"You're not convinced, are you?"
Sad pony noises. He lies down between two Corgis
>>42825
Hey wait, Tracy can command other ponies with her Paladin's Mount class ability, right?
*Wills Trumpony to get up and resume bucking*
".. Sometimes I worry.. But only because I love you."
Hey wait, Tracy can command other ponies with her Paladin's Mount class ability, right?
*Wills Trumpony to get up and resume bucking*
".. Sometimes I worry.. But only because I love you."
>>42828
Yes she can, and she could use that on him. But "fuck me" is not one of the possible commands
*Is commanded to fuck her anyways, because he cannot resist a lifted tail*
"D'aww, I love you too"
*puts head on pony head*
*humps*
Yes she can, and she could use that on him. But "fuck me" is not one of the possible commands
*Is commanded to fuck her anyways, because he cannot resist a lifted tail*
"D'aww, I love you too"
*puts head on pony head*
*humps*
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>Ursa Major
>>42846
"Not too big for you any more"
When the time comes, Flashpaladin stands up on Tracy's shoulders, thrusts into her, and lets forth his seed. He'd like to think it was the sort of seed horse breeders would pay vast amounts of money for, but this blue pony was now receiving for free. As she receives his love, his wings spread wide and all the way out, and a smile develops on his face
"Not too big for you any more"
When the time comes, Flashpaladin stands up on Tracy's shoulders, thrusts into her, and lets forth his seed. He'd like to think it was the sort of seed horse breeders would pay vast amounts of money for, but this blue pony was now receiving for free. As she receives his love, his wings spread wide and all the way out, and a smile develops on his face
>>42850
*Happily dismounts, then envelopes her in a wing hug*
"You don't have to worry, silly pony. I will always love you"
*Happily dismounts, then envelopes her in a wing hug*
"You don't have to worry, silly pony. I will always love you"
>>42851
*puts hoof over shoulder and presses head into chest*
"Don't ever leave me.." eyes closed tightly
*puts hoof over shoulder and presses head into chest*
"Don't ever leave me.." eyes closed tightly
Hey, when you cast Summon Nature's Ally, that creature isn't from another plane, is it?
>>42855
Just killing time.
Did Tracy find anything interesting after stripping the bodies and ransacking the ship?
Just killing time.
Did Tracy find anything interesting after stripping the bodies and ransacking the ship?
>>42870
"Aww... Don't feel that way little pony. You're precious"
*goes in to hug pony with both wings. And a hoof*
"I was wrong about you. I hope. You're sweet"
"Aww... Don't feel that way little pony. You're precious"
*goes in to hug pony with both wings. And a hoof*
"I was wrong about you. I hope. You're sweet"
>>42871
Kek goes unheard. Thez continues to blushingly bump into things, with a slightly absent-minded look on her face.
Kek goes unheard. Thez continues to blushingly bump into things, with a slightly absent-minded look on her face.
>>42874
*nuzzles pony back with adorable pony muzzle of his own*
*wings perk up*
"Yes, you're sweet to me. To me, you are precious. Whatever anyone else thinks of you, you are precious to me. Though I think they like you too here.
I'm sorry if I hurt you all those years ago. I'm sorry if I hurt you a few nights ago. And I'm sorry if I hurt you just now. I really do love you, little pony, even if I am terrible at showing it"
*nuzzles pony back with adorable pony muzzle of his own*
*wings perk up*
"Yes, you're sweet to me. To me, you are precious. Whatever anyone else thinks of you, you are precious to me. Though I think they like you too here.
I'm sorry if I hurt you all those years ago. I'm sorry if I hurt you a few nights ago. And I'm sorry if I hurt you just now. I really do love you, little pony, even if I am terrible at showing it"
>>42878
"I love you too Tracy, just please, don't be too bad of a girl, so I don't have to arrest you"
"I love you too Tracy, just please, don't be too bad of a girl, so I don't have to arrest you"
>>42884
>picks up
She's not gonna have to beat a minotaur in front of all these fine people is she? It would be a shame if so.
>picks up
She's not gonna have to beat a minotaur in front of all these fine people is she? It would be a shame if so.
Heil!
So... How are the people in the Port? Were those last attacks devastating?
[1d20 = 5]
>>42886
Yes, but this teddy bear got the wrong idea and could whup an ass.
Flail at Not-pickle Infernius who,... we'll leave that part un-illustrated
>>42886
Yes, but this teddy bear got the wrong idea and could whup an ass.
Flail at Not-pickle Infernius who,... we'll leave that part un-illustrated
>>42892
Can Fae give us the quick run down on the Gestapo and General's findings of the damage of the bombardment to the town? If anything was targeted?
Can Fae give us the quick run down on the Gestapo and General's findings of the damage of the bombardment to the town? If anything was targeted?
>>42893
Its a little early. The structural damage was not sufficient to delay or divert existing plans.
Its a little early. The structural damage was not sufficient to delay or divert existing plans.
>>42895
>not sufficient to divert existing plans
Given what happened the day before I don't think that's saying much
>not sufficient to divert existing plans
Given what happened the day before I don't think that's saying much
>>42895
How many killed?
Also, did Tracy find anything while she was ransacking the ship? Any items, or clues about the people who used to own it?
How many killed?
Also, did Tracy find anything while she was ransacking the ship? Any items, or clues about the people who used to own it?
>>42899
>why
I mean, Trumpaladin and Infernius are the defenders of the city of Port Barry. They wouldn't really be doing their jobs correctly if they didn't take an interest when several artillery barrages hit the town.
So... Since Trumpaladin has one additional unallotted feat as a racial bonus of being human, can that be taken on weapon focus with Vanderiem?
>why
I mean, Trumpaladin and Infernius are the defenders of the city of Port Barry. They wouldn't really be doing their jobs correctly if they didn't take an interest when several artillery barrages hit the town.
So... Since Trumpaladin has one additional unallotted feat as a racial bonus of being human, can that be taken on weapon focus with Vanderiem?
[1d20+19 = 39]
>>42898
I mean, this ship seems expensive from how it's described. Are there any artisan-marks that could determine who made it?
Rolling Search to ransack the ship
>>42898
I mean, this ship seems expensive from how it's described. Are there any artisan-marks that could determine who made it?
Rolling Search to ransack the ship
[3d20 = 26]
>>42901
It's not going to damage the pyramid. It will show them how pissed off we are at them though
*operates cannon and fires at least one salvo at pyramid*
>>42901
It's not going to damage the pyramid. It will show them how pissed off we are at them though
*operates cannon and fires at least one salvo at pyramid*
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>had too many /sip/s and isn't sleeping any time soon
>>42910
I'll ask because it still bothers me. Why did you get so bent out of shape when you failed that fast-mounting check last night? You know, I didn't have her keep going because I didn't want him there, I just didn't want the Captain to get away. I looked at the rules and figured "if I ignore armor check penalty, he's got a 50/50 chance to get on her back in time to catch this guy", so I left it to the roll. Normally, you wouldn't be able to fast-mount a Yuge creature at all, but I simply ignored that because it hasn't been a problem yet.
>>42910
I'll ask because it still bothers me. Why did you get so bent out of shape when you failed that fast-mounting check last night? You know, I didn't have her keep going because I didn't want him there, I just didn't want the Captain to get away. I looked at the rules and figured "if I ignore armor check penalty, he's got a 50/50 chance to get on her back in time to catch this guy", so I left it to the roll. Normally, you wouldn't be able to fast-mount a Yuge creature at all, but I simply ignored that because it hasn't been a problem yet.
>>42912
It's mostly because I am still jealous of and hate the fact that you haxxed your way into super powers. Being able to fly, being able to fly magically, and being able to fly at a speed that is three times (unarmored) human speed and three times my flying mount's speed. That's really the main reason, although that was a necessary but not sufficient cause.
But then you were saying "do a ride check," which seemed like weird rule cucking for a number of reasons. First of all, why not just mount normally? It's not like Tracy's dive speed isn't faster than infernius's dive speed. She could catch up, and I figured since Trump had initiative anyways he could mount and then she speeds off without losing a round.
But it just seemed like rules lawyerring against my character in a way that made little sense and was extremely hypocritical. Yeah I know you're supposed to have a 10 on a ride check to ride a large horse into battle. No one cares, and we haven't used ride checks the whole campaign, so for you to insist on it then seemed like bringing up an obscure and unused rule for no reason.
You said "he has to roll a 20 to fast mount." When I checked later I realize that means a dice roll plus modifiers, but at the time you said that I thought you meant "he has to roll a natural 20" which just seemed like a smug and cocky as fuck statement.
So it was me being upset with the Tracy character being able to fly at 90ft, combined with annoyance at being rule cucked, and more than anything, it was extreme hypocrisy of the two at the same time. Just think about it for a moment "he haxxs his way into making his character be able to fly, and fly at three times the speed I could walk (without armor) or my special mount could fly but he wants me to have a 50% chance of failing to sit on a damned horse when ride checks haven't been enforced in this entire campaign? Fuck your haxx, fuck your attempts at rule cucking, fuck your hypocrisy, and fuck you." And that was the feeling
>>42918
That was a shitpost. But if we're being more serious, like a mare.
\r
It's mostly because I am still jealous of and hate the fact that you haxxed your way into super powers. Being able to fly, being able to fly magically, and being able to fly at a speed that is three times (unarmored) human speed and three times my flying mount's speed. That's really the main reason, although that was a necessary but not sufficient cause.
But then you were saying "do a ride check," which seemed like weird rule cucking for a number of reasons. First of all, why not just mount normally? It's not like Tracy's dive speed isn't faster than infernius's dive speed. She could catch up, and I figured since Trump had initiative anyways he could mount and then she speeds off without losing a round.
But it just seemed like rules lawyerring against my character in a way that made little sense and was extremely hypocritical. Yeah I know you're supposed to have a 10 on a ride check to ride a large horse into battle. No one cares, and we haven't used ride checks the whole campaign, so for you to insist on it then seemed like bringing up an obscure and unused rule for no reason.
You said "he has to roll a 20 to fast mount." When I checked later I realize that means a dice roll plus modifiers, but at the time you said that I thought you meant "he has to roll a natural 20" which just seemed like a smug and cocky as fuck statement.
So it was me being upset with the Tracy character being able to fly at 90ft, combined with annoyance at being rule cucked, and more than anything, it was extreme hypocrisy of the two at the same time. Just think about it for a moment "he haxxs his way into making his character be able to fly, and fly at three times the speed I could walk (without armor) or my special mount could fly but he wants me to have a 50% chance of failing to sit on a damned horse when ride checks haven't been enforced in this entire campaign? Fuck your haxx, fuck your attempts at rule cucking, fuck your hypocrisy, and fuck you." And that was the feeling
>>42918
That was a shitpost. But if we're being more serious, like a mare.
\r
>>42912
In the end, the captain got away anyway, so I guess that calculating was pointless, but Tracy might've caught him if I were present...
In the end, the captain got away anyway, so I guess that calculating was pointless, but Tracy might've caught him if I were present...
>>42921
Urrebody was under illusion spell (weird), except those especially warded against (which is no one).
Urrebody was under illusion spell (weird), except those especially warded against (which is no one).
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>>42922
Well, now you have your answer
>>42918
I mean like a light horse, pony (d&d pony, not an mlp pony), heavy horse, light warhorse, heavy warhorse, or warpony. But female. What's the handle animal DC on that? I've noticed virtually none of the handle animal DCs are higher than 20. So "get the mare to be okay with being sexxed" can't be that high, right?
Well, now you have your answer
>>42918
I mean like a light horse, pony (d&d pony, not an mlp pony), heavy horse, light warhorse, heavy warhorse, or warpony. But female. What's the handle animal DC on that? I've noticed virtually none of the handle animal DCs are higher than 20. So "get the mare to be okay with being sexxed" can't be that high, right?
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>>42928
Not for any good reason certainly. Because I wanted a lingering and unresolved villain. that's why. You tossers tend to kill off everyone I throw at you!
Not for any good reason certainly. Because I wanted a lingering and unresolved villain. that's why. You tossers tend to kill off everyone I throw at you!
>>42931
I'd assume having sex with an entirely wild animal is much more difficult. My question assumed a horse than was of an entirely domestic breed and had been trained already to let humans ride her
I'd assume having sex with an entirely wild animal is much more difficult. My question assumed a horse than was of an entirely domestic breed and had been trained already to let humans ride her
>>42931
Domestic poners, who are relatively sentient (awakened/MLP)
Also, she found a bunch of snack food, and several Mt. Dew containers.
Domestic poners, who are relatively sentient (awakened/MLP)
Also, she found a bunch of snack food, and several Mt. Dew containers.
>>42932
What if the horse isn't used to you, or it already belongs to someone else who has trained it?
What if the horse isn't used to you, or it already belongs to someone else who has trained it?
>>42936
Hoers-speech is muh Bonus Language; does Tracy get any positive modifier on Handle Animal checks regarding horses?
Hoers-speech is muh Bonus Language; does Tracy get any positive modifier on Handle Animal checks regarding horses?
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>>42938
No. But I know that card tables tend to have cards, and that a lot of people like to custom make cards with different than normal symbols. I'd put a coat of arms or symbol on my cards
No. But I know that card tables tend to have cards, and that a lot of people like to custom make cards with different than normal symbols. I'd put a coat of arms or symbol on my cards
>>42942
You sounded kind of jelly about Tracy being able to magically fly. Do you really want to fly?
You sounded kind of jelly about Tracy being able to magically fly. Do you really want to fly?
>>42942
>No
At the very least, they should be able to understand and respond to her directions more easily, right?
>No
At the very least, they should be able to understand and respond to her directions more easily, right?
>>42944
No, I just hate the free super powers
>>42946
I mean, if the language she's speaking is exactly the same as Equus ferus caballus's neighing, then maybe? If she doesn't stab them first
>>42945
>Outdo your opponent
What? Also, I asked earlier about a map in the cockpit or elsewhere in the ship. Are any locations specially marked or highlighted?
No, I just hate the free super powers
>>42946
I mean, if the language she's speaking is exactly the same as Equus ferus caballus's neighing, then maybe? If she doesn't stab them first
>>42945
>Outdo your opponent
What? Also, I asked earlier about a map in the cockpit or elsewhere in the ship. Are any locations specially marked or highlighted?
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