/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>42116
>Ship is named "Sloppy Cunt," similar to Korak's "Jolly Cunt."
Don't you think I hadn't noticed. I was going to ask a question about that. As soon as I can ask questions...

>>42119
>2 of the same name
Enough to imply a pattern for me.
All ships are cunts from here on out. If we build one, we'll name it "[insert here] Cunt".

>>42116
>Can't stab
Can she at least phase through the deck/floor to pass under the wall of force and invade the Captain's square?

>>42121
Her first action can be to phase through the floor, yes.

>>42121
WHY??? That's one action to jaunt, another action to move, and a third action to jaunt. Maybe more than one move action. Three whole rounds before you can do anything? Why do you want to wait that long? Have you not waited long enough? Do you want to just delay getting into the meat of it indefinitely?

If you are annoyed by shields, we'll have the wizard destroy them. It would take less time

>>42122
>>42123
Well forget that then.
I outta select that quickening feat later on..

I g2g for the next hour or two..

>GM does a quick review of all the metamagic feats.
>Thez starts to sniffle cuz realizes she was way more powerful than she realized when she had magic
>>42125
Remember, to augment the phasing you need quicken spell-like ability

>>42129
Are you referring to the plan? Cuz that balloon-like membrane that popped earlier was just a perimeter spell to keep out accidental incoming and to alert when legitimate threats/infiltration appear.

>>42130
Awww, I thought it was the actual balloon
I was wondering why the ship wasn't falling, but now I understand why you said it shouldn't have popped

>>42131
Falling from the sky is still well within the threshold of possibility still

>>42132
Well I can help with that

>>42127
I was looking at half-fiend abilities just a few hours ago. Those powers are sexy.

Can lurk, but can't post much..

I'm assuming Torc could detect this, cause its fucking easy as hell to notice.
Is the balloon hot air or lighter than air?

>>42135
Lighter than air, strangely enough.

The balloon is not the only source of lift and propulsion. There are a number of large vertically and horizontally aligned propellers that whirl all on their own.

>>42137
>balloon deflates
>tangles propellers
>???
>profit
>>42136
Okay, thats easier

>>42138
>easier
Oh, you'd think that,....
From its appearance, the aesthetics make clear that this particular airship was designed more to be a luxury yacht, rather than a pirate's vessel. It features an expansive deck area lined with cushy seats. with a bar/poker table situated slightly below the steering. The wood trim is sleek and well polished, while the metals are comparably sculpted, inlaid, or encasing. It almost looks elven, but not quite.

>>42139
What about the crew, do they look formidable?

>>42140
Not just formidable, but coordinated and practiced. The last batch of pirates were noobs compared to these. Hell, their clothes are even clean.

>>42141
How many apparent Spellcaster?

*picks bolts out of body*

>>42142
Two are apparent.
Sorry, divegrass

>>42144
Can Torc detect magic uses by, well, their magic?

>>42144
Oh shit,
Thanks for reminding me.
>>42145
Detect magic would tell you the presence of magic, you'd need to make spell-craft checks to identify what spells are being cast.

>>42146
Mlpol lost ~_~
MVP fpr /fsg/ was the announcer

*dark energy-channeling stops*
[sad blackguard noises]

After an extensive and multiday exercise in hermeneutics, I have determined that under 3.5e rules, Fae would not be eligible to advance in size category from the Paladin's Mount hit die... I did discover a few other things, like additional ability scores and feats, that she would receive that make up for about half the difference in damage and attack

>>42148
Tracy suddenly looks slightly more pissed-off than she did a moment ago, for no apparent reason.
"It's rigged.. It's always rigged..!" she curses quietly under her breath in horse-speech.
[mutters something about stabbing commentators]

>>42149
What feats are those? I might train Tracy in them, for the sake of cavalry charges and whatnot.

Can I get any tips on the functional use of Astral Projection?

>>42155
I discovered that both the paladin's mount hit die and the two cleric levels allowed her to receive new feats and ability score increases the same way it would a player character, so I alloted the two ability points to strength and constitution respectively to even out the obnoxious as fuck odd-numbered set of physical ability points Dragonnes have.

The three feats are Improved Natural Attack (bite), Improved Natural Attack (claws), and Multiattack. All three apply only to use of natural weapons, and so are basically monster-only feats. Improved Natural Attack is my favorite monster feat, and it increases the damage die of a natural attack as if the creature had moved up one size category. Multiattack reduces the penalty for secondary attacks with natural weapons from -5 to -2.

>Train Tracy in them
Both feats apply only to natural weapons, so Tracy would only really be eligible for them in her transformed states. She'd benefit from both of them I think, but I've noticed that you prefer to use proper and exotic weapons over natural weapons

>>42146
Yeah, thats what I was looking for

>>42152
>>42147
i missed the cup match? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42158
Hooves aren't natural weapons?

>>42160
F

>>42161
>>42158
Bite is

>>42160
There's another /mlpol/ match in an hour or two (hard to say cuz they were delayed) but laater today

>>42161
They are natural weapons. In the case of horses, Nightmares, and Cauchemars, hooves are the primary natural weapon, and Nightmares have added fire damage. Nightmares and Cauchemars also have bite attacks as secondary natural weapons

>>42164
In calculating Fae's base attack bonus, can we add the bonus from the class levels ontop of her Magical Beast attack bonus, or must her entire set of Hit Die be reinterpreted?

>>42164
who is this playing rn?

>>42166
I was wondering about this for Tracy's attacks as well, but didn't ask because I didn't want to get nerfed.

>>42169
who is /sng/?

>>42170
Nazbol

>>42171
>>42170
>>42169
communist nazis?

>>42172
Call them what you like...

>>42173
ill call them soap.

Posting nazbol memes cuz I have a little bit of time to kill..

Idk why, but these always crack me up.

Ig2g for an hour.
Hope we win the match.

>>42178
me too. stay safe.

/ancap/ vs /sg/

I'm going to a movie with my family, so I'll be out for a few hours. I believe there are several more /pol/ league games anyways, so I think we'd have a delayed start tonight either way

>>42181
what movie?

>>42182
"All the Money in the World," The movie about the kidnapping of Paul Ghetty's grandson

>>42183
hope you guys enjoy it.

>>42183
Have fun

/MLPOL/ IS PLAYING

GM, can you put Tenko in the game later, so Tracy can kill him?

>>42189
infernuis will help.

>>42189
It will be my pleasure

>>42192
i wanted to slowly boil him in a big pot.

>>42193
Not cruel/unusual enough.
That autistic screeching while the song was playing was just uncalled for.

>>42194
let the orcs eat him alive?

>>42194
Uncalled for, but unsurprising. I'm sure he got all kinds of PMs bout "fuck Mlpol" at interval

I'm not watching, hows it going for us?

>>42198
1-1 we advance, we fight /auspol/ tommorow.

>>42198
We fight the Australians tomorrow.
Only the strong survive.

>>42200
derpie a cute!

>>42202
need more strya memes

>>42203
Thats all I've got

>>42204
terrible meme mage.

>>42206
I wasn't joking when I said my meme folder got wiped.
I'm starting from the bottom up
>>42207
I can only hope to reach those shitpost levels

>>42208
There is much moar to explore, Anon.

>>42209
>writing a meme bible
Give me a year

Alright, sorry for the delay. That last match of the cup made me mad and I needed a moment to chill.

>>42212
Thats fine, I'm just formulating ideas for the meme bible

Is Lenos's faggot present?

>>42215
Yep

>>42214
It is time to go down as the biggest shitposter in history

>>42216
Good to hear.

Now, if we could just get a signal on Trump's faggot..

>>42217
oh? rlly?
>>42218
hes watching a movie.

>>42219
I already have an end times prophecy, yeah I will go down as the biggest shitposter

>>42219
Hope he get back soon or his character is getting >raped in front of everyone.

Praise Epona!

>>42222
absolute top fucking kek
Check'd

>>42224
>a pali checking quads
IT'S A SIGN OF KEK
Now Tracy has to >rape Trumpaladin

>>42222
This

Actually, >rape is permissible under a Zone of Peace,....

>>42222
>>42224
Well.. I can't really argue with those digits, can I?
*Throws Trumpaladin off her back and sits on him while stripping his lower-half armor*

>>42227
Oh shit
>>42228
OH SHIT

>>42228
The pirates, who were advancing on Tracy and Trump seem hesitant, and who try to pretend to not watch.

>>42230
Torc looks away, laughing his ass off.
How distracted are the pirates now?

[1d20 = 12]
>>42230
stealth to board the ship while they are distracted.

[1d4+1 = 2]
>>42228
>pants off
>armor off
>helmet off
pointless roll to see how long it takes her to strip him bare
*takes his head into her mouth and bucks violently*

>>42231
What are you talking about distracted? Its not like they're watching anything,.... They're not oblivious though. Where exactly did Torcuil teleport to?

>>42234
I'm assuming a couple feet behind Trump and Tracy if there's room.
>not oblivious
That answers my question
>>42233
>1

>>42233
Why the helmet tho?

>>42233
>>42235
That was a 1d4+1 roll, btw
Tracy lays him bare in wo minutes flat and ravages.

>>42236
So she can feel his face beneath her butt.

>>42237
two minutes*

>>42237
>1d4
Ah

>>42237
I saw, that was a good dice range

>>42232
>>42241
do i board?

>>42241
The suit counts as clothing, so I didn't count it in the strip check

*publicly ravages Paladin*

>>42243
"Rabbits I fucking tell ya"

>>42242
You do, but immediately come under the effects of the Zone of Peace. Being a Cleric yourself, you immediately fixate on a fellow toward the front of the ship who is maintaining a mantra-chant, his hands showing symbolic gestures.

>>42245
What does zone of peace do to Torc?

[1d20+10 = 13]
>>42245
will save

has lenos managed to cast meteor swarm yet?

I realize, due to smoke concealment, it'd look like one of those cartoonish dust clouds you'd see in Looney Toons to anyone more than 10 ft away....
It's completely clear that they're naked though. Jets of blue fire are shooting out here and there as well.

*continues ravaging paladin, making a lot of distracting noises in the process*
His head is in her mouth again.

[1d20+9 = 20]
>>42247
>will save
Same here I guess

>>42246
Unable to physically attack or cast deliberately harmful spells.
>>42248
In a moment
>>42249
Yes, yes, we get it. The pirates are quite distracted and stalled, unsure what to do.

>>42247
Fail
>>42250
That would have worked, but too late.

>>42251
Alright. I wasn't in the mood for details anyway.

[1d20+10 = 18]
>>42254
jej

>>42254
Whoops accidental roll

>>42254
>>42255
Its not a big deal, you just can'tt attack. Also, Trump is being >raped.
>pic related is for when Trump catches up on thread

>>42257
>can't attack
Can Torc still do abjuration spells?

He's gonna be pissed when he finds out his armor was taken off..
at least he has the shield.
This is unironically one of the reasons why I had Tracy make him that Hat of Glamering. It should make his undershirt look presentable.

>>42257
can i grapple?

The credits roll on the movie I am watching, and the first thing I see when I check my phone (immediately) is "will save," and the second thing I see is "continues ravaging paladin, his head fully in her mouth"

>>42261
Top kek

>>42261
trump you exihbitionist you

>>42258
Such as?
It wouldn't be all the armor, just the bits and pieces around his tender bits.
>>42260
You can place one or both hands on or about someone's clothes, but not aggressively nor with force sufficient to detain.

>>42264
dispel magic?

GM, did you say lvl 8 or 9 spells where the limit for Torc after leveling up?
>>42264
A big beautiful wall that the pirates will pay for?
Seriously, I was thinking things like protection spells.

Trumpaladin gives Tracy an expression that says (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), and knocks her the fuck off

*cums inside horse*

>>42266
Of course, that's totally non-violent
>>42267
Of course, that's totally non-violent
At this point two things occur. A chunk sound, followed by a "What?!" from a distant Thez, and also fiery hell bursts forth from outside the ship, aimed at the balloon-things.
As the Peace-field dissipates, Tracy continues to have her way with Trump, oblivious to the field being rendered null. The pirates - mostly - are likewise oblivious to the field status, as they can't look away from the scene apparent.

[1d20 = 2]
>>42268
>knocks her the fuck off
Ride check, to stay mounted
>tfw no ranks in Ride

>>42270
*is knocked off*

Around Lenos' diminuative size appear four fiery spheres which streak toward and strike at the balloon. With four distinct flashes, the balloon,... shows some charring, but no apparent damage.

*puts his armor and everything back on*

Is bitch smacking permitted in a zone of peace?

anyone remember what the action order is?

>>42269
"Welp, guess thats my cue"
Torc looks directly at the captain.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
>>42274
Nope

[1d4+1 = 3]
>>42275
Fucked up that roll

>>42273
i killed the zone of peace.

[1d20 = 20]
Bitch Smacks Pony

[1d20+19 = 36]
>>42273
>donning hastily
*Sleight of Hand to conceal little door-thing that would normally cover his crotch-dock*

>>42279
forgot pic

>>42280
i hope that metals hard.

>>42281
Either way, it's missing now.

"why you attack us kike?!?"

>>42280
>That garish codpiece
JUST

>>42278
Fug
>>42276
Also forgot meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo
>>42285
I honestly don't know how to feel about this

>>42275
The legendary irresistable dance, formerly attributed to "Otto". We meet again. Alright.
Lenos, from his position is able to witness Thez' crazy Tron-disk bounce off the balloon. That's right, it bounced off. Further, a full spread of Meteor Swarm resulted in charring. Lenos is beginning to think this isn't a balloon at all.

>>42286
That reminds me of a piece of equipment that we need to get for Torcuil: The Codpiece of Attention
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Codpiece_of_Attention_(3.5e_Equipment)

>>42287
lenos is begining to get an eye twitch

>>42287
>we meet again
Sounds like a good story for another time

>>42287
CALL FAE

But first, ask her through empathic link to check out damage to the town from bombardment

>>42287
can i see the captain?

>>42288
What the actual fuck is this shit?

>>42292
He's a bit busy dancing currently

>>42286
>>42288
You don't see it much on /k/ or Crusader threads.
It's the darker side of history...
>>42284
Feel free to forget about it and cover-up the gap with the magick hat.
Otherwise, you'd have to somehow out-roll her with a Search check, because she's not about to let go of it.

*pulls out and activates sword while moving to get within range of the balloon things

[1d20 = 3]
>>42295
Grapples pony, and uses her to cover up gap in armor

>>42288
>>42293
make me one torc

>>42294
Oddly, there are several people in the captain's area who are dancing.

>>42297
... He adds his 17 base attack bonus an +5 strength bonus to that. That's a 25 in total

>>42295
I never wanna see one again
>>42299
Spell or they just enjoy dancing?

>>42288
>*see page*
>*eye twitches*
.... *dry laughter....
>>42298
Ask Torc, he has all of the spells.
Pay him back by helping him with the Stone Horse.

>>42302
If you'd hurry up with the pirates you could attack the temple and you wouldn't need to worry about a stone horse,....

>>42303
This

Says "hello" to captain. Or tries to anyways

>>42303
Temple?
>>42302
Am I gonna have too make an OC rock horse?

[1d20+19 = 23]
>>42300
Escape artist check, because reasons.
After that, she promtly puts him on her back, and phases beneath the deck to get into the captains square.

>>42306
Is Trump resisting this move?

>>42307
Uh... I guess not?

*hides gap in armor with horse fur*

Trump just tried to grapple earlier, can you grapple in a zone of peace?

>>42307
where am i on the ship gm? can i see the captain?

>>42308
>>42309
Trump and Tracy phase quickly through the floor, and find themselves in a living-quarters area with an attached balcony. The balcony overlooks,... whatever the ship is over, and from their position, both can determine that the Captain's force wall sphere extends into the floor. There's only 2 guys here, both really skinny and rather noobish, who look at T/T fearfully.

>>42310
See >>42277 and >>42278

[1d20 = 12]
>>42312
What does the living area look like? Search check

>>42312
Are they still dancing?

[1d20 = 16]
>>42315
The dancing people were on the deck. We are not in the deck. We are in a different room, presumably but not necessarily the captain's quarters

>>42312
Spot check. Are the two dudes fucking?

[1d20+21 = 35]
>>42312
>force wall sphere extends into the floor
.... Well fug....... I didn't know you could do that..
Search check to find any possible way around it.

>>42315
Don't worry about it, you're below-decks.
Meanwhile, the small group around the captain, and including the captain (who naturally is the most ornate of the bunch), continues to dnce.

>>42318
>continues to dance
This is going better than expected

>>42317
>Look for ways around the force field sphere
>sphere
I guess they are out of line of sight now, but before they left, did Trumpaladin see the dancers? Do they look fabulous?

>>42318
is there anyone on the deck im on?

>>42320
... how do you get past a spherical force wall that can extend through solid objects?
>>42319
Pls Disintegrate this thing.

>>42322
Orders the horse back to the deck

>>42322
But dispelling magic will stop the dancing..

Fine, dispell magic
>>42320
Nice filename

>>42322
"Why are you so interested in getting close to this man? Hmmm? HMMM??? Want to put your nuzzle up to his, don't you?"

>>42324
DON'T STOP THE DANCING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

>>42323
*moves through deck*
>>42324
Not dispel, Disintegrate on the sphere.

>>42320
>fabulous
Uhm, what?
>>42321
A couple dozen, and they're beginning to catch wind that they can attack.
>>42325
>GM thinks Trump is buzzed
>>42324
As you will. I assume you're doing an area of effect?